Author has written 3 stories for Devil May Cry, and Walking Dead.
"Relax, she can't eat it. She doesn't even have teeth. And it's not like there's a moaning Teletubby on the other end of it. Oh, jeez, it's going to take major tequila to get that picture out of my head!"
So now he'd probably be infected with some rare and debilitating undercooked toast pathogen. Mad toast disease! Fucking toaster people.
So if you are reading this profile, then either I have done a good job on my story and you want to know more OR I have done a terrible job on my story and you have come here looking for fodder to flame me. Either way, glad to see you have stopped by.
My name is Nicole and I am Canadian. And like 99% of the writers on here I would one day like to have a novel in the bookstores. I have a long ways to go before that is even a possibility though (writing something to completion would be a great first step :P).
Not sure what else you would like to know... I heart zombies, in case you didn't catch that. The whole zombie apocalypse thing is very appealing to me even though if it were to actually happen, I would be one of the first to go. I am a die-hard (pun not intended) Walking Dead fan and annoying fan girl of Daryl (who isn't?).
I also love Devil May Cry and all their characters (save for a few) hence the DMC stories. I must admit I feel like a traitor when I say this but I actually liked the new DMC reboot game *moves out of the way to dodge flying stones*. It will never take the place of the old games (it wasn't mean't to) but it is a fun game to play. I just pretend their names are Andrew and Steve and it makes me feel better :P
If you are also interested in original works, I have an account on FictionPress under the same user name: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/901752/
So I have recently started a "blog" of sorts, maybe check it out if you have a chance:
If you are interested in slaying zombies with me in Left for Dead 2, add me on Xbox live: catsareevil
"This one time, my buddy Keith and I..."
"Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave."
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
"If there are any questions, direct them to that brick wall over there."
'Tweek: But, what if when I'm trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?
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