Author has written 27 stories for Idolmaster, Legend of Zelda, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Tekken, and Ouran High School Host Club.
I update my profile somewhat frequently. Check in often to see where your favorite story is on my priority list, see what new songs I love or what animes I've fallen in love with, and how my self challenge is going!
My Priority List:
Without my thumbdrive, which contains most of my stories:
1. Shangri-La/Namuko Academy the Second
3. Mystery Project that Hasn't Been Posted Yet ;)
4. The Greatabulous Mis-Adventures of the Stupendous Trio
5. Opposite Day
6. The Idols of Iron Fist
With my thumbdrive (which I currently DO have):
1. Owari no Hoshi no iDOLM@STER
2. The Greatabulous Mis-Adventures of the Stupendous Trio
4. Opposite Day
5. Family Matters
6. Princess Stories
8. Iori's Challenge
9. The Idols of Iron Fist
10. OHSHC meets Idolmaster: Xenoglossia...what could go wrong?
To whom it may concern: The 419th Hunger Games HAS BEEN DELETED. So. Sorry.
I'm a huge fan of fan-fic writing...don't know why I never got an account on here before. I love the Japanese culture, even though I'm still learning. I do tend to include periods of Japanese (maybe a sentence or two) in my stories, but I don't know the language by heart and get it translated on Google Translate for the most part, and Google Translate sucks rocks in major ways most of the time. So if I make a translation error and any native speakers happen to notice it, please tell me what is wrong and I'll fix it as soon as I can. I always appreciate constructive criticism, so if you have any advice I'd love to hear it. Feel free to find me on my wattpad.com account too, at GraceGrrl :3 Oh yes, and I tend to be a very humorous writer, trying to sneak something funny into everything I do. If you aren't a fan of attempts at humor everywhere, then my style probably isn't what you want to read.
Free promo for Cronomon because Cronomon is awesome. Please check out her stuff! Oh, and androidilenya gets a promo too because she's amazing. And StormRex Lancer gets a promo because he's a bro. X3 All three of them have really interesting (and constantly entertaining) stories. Cronomon is like the queen of iDOLM@STER fanfiction, androidilenya writes SYOTs like a BOSS, and StormRex Lancer is the master of creating OCs and putting them in awesome alternate universes surrounded by cars, idols, and space bounty hunters. And Germany.
Super-de-duper Epic Self-Challenge!
My self-challenge WAS to write a story for all the pairings, but then I was like, "nah, I've decided I want to do something else." So NOW, my self-challenge is to write an iDOLM@STER story for every GENRE that there is! Crossovers do count! I've already completed quite a few but I still have a good amount to finish. One story per genre (so like, Mansion at the Floor is "horror" and "tragedy", but I'm counting it as "horror" so I still need a "tragedy" story).
Romance: In Progress (The Greatabulous Mis-Adventures of the Stupendous Trio)
Humor: In Progress (Drabbleworks!)
Drama: Finished (officially) (The Idols of Iron Fist)
Poetry: Not begun
Adventure: Finished (Alternate Universe-Hagiwara Yukiho)
Mystery: Not Begun
Horror: Finished (The Mansion at the Floor)
Parody: In Progress (Princess Stories)
Angst: In Progress (Shangri-La)
Supernatural: Finished (CreepyM@STER)
Suspense: Not Begun
Sci-Fi: Not Begun
Fantasy: Finished (Namuko Academy)
Spiritual: Not Begun
Tragedy: In Progress (Owari no Hoshi no iDOLM@STER)
Western: Not Begun
Crime: Not Begun
Family: In Progress (Family Matters)
Hurt/Comfort: In Progress (Iori's Challenge)
Friendship: In Progress (Doppelgangers!)
I currently have sixteen ongoing stories and am secretly working on more as I type this. If your favorite stories are not getting updated, let me know and I'll try to add a chapter or two for you.
OK, so, it seems lots of people do little sections about their OCs. Since I have included a few OCs in my stories, I'm gonna give a quick description of a few of them.
Name: Kentaro "Kenchi" Nakamura
Fandom: The iDOLM@STER
Appearance: Very dark blue hair about down to his chin with side-wept bangs across his left eye which covers a long scar and his injured eye. His remaining eye is colored a deep azure. Decently tall, around 5'5", with pale skin. Usually just wears a T-shirt and a pair of jeans.
Personality: Kenchi is quite the split-personality character; generally, he's very hard-working, rather socially awkward, and kind. He likes his family, Makoto, and his family. And Makoto. And helping people. Dark Kenchi, on the other hand (which can be triggered by mentioning his parents, mentioning his eye, insulting his family or Makoto, or flirting with Makoto) is very sarcastic, cruel, and clever. He's perverted and almost evil, and his physical strength seems to increase. Dark Kenchi is considered very dangerous, as he has a tendency to just lash out without thinking, even if the person he's attacking is a good friend of his. Kenchi is also known to be rather wise despite his young age, and when he isn't in his Dark side, he's very mature. Kenchi is also known to be the most physically strong of the children, despite the way he comes across.
Other: As a child, Kenchi's parents simply despised him for reasons no one really understands. He used to get himself into trouble often, but forced himself to calm down when he realized his rambunctious attitude was only making his parents hate him more. This forced change resulted in the creation of Dark Kenchi. He works multiple jobs since he's the only one in the family who works a real job and he has to support his two older siblings. He has a passion for pottery.
Name: Kyoko Nakamura
Fandom: The iDOLM@STER
Appearance: Like her twin brother, Kyoko has very dark blue hair and side-swept bangs, although hers are just for style. She also has pale skin and stands about an inch shorter than Kenchi. Kyoko's eyes are a pale grey, and she tends to wear long earrings. Usually seen matching clothes with her brother, except in a more feminine style.
Personality: Kyoko is almost the polar opposite of her younger twin; she's lazy, brash, and quick to scold her siblings if she knows they've done something perverted or stupid. Kyoko is known to be slightly less mature than Kenchi, as she likes to tease her siblings (particularly about Kenchi's affections towards Makoto) and make them do all her work. Because Kyoko never really had to work to gain her family's love, she tends to sit back and relax while ordering Kenchi to do all the cooking and cleaning. Because of this, the family has been seen as Kenchi being the mom, Kyoko as the lazy uncle who mooches off of them, and Kyou as the father who squanders their wealth on pointless things. Kyoko has a passion for hot men (particularly Sora and Touma), advanced technology, and being a woman.
Other: Kyoko is the only girl born into the Nakamura family for five generations, and because of this, she often takes over as the matriarch of the family to get her siblings to realize that "women are superior, I tell you!" Despite the fact that she usually only scolds Kenchi and Kyou, she truly loves them and, if any of them are threatened, she's the first one to jump to their defense. She grew up loved and doted on by their parents, and was usually the first one to comfort Kenchi when he was abused.
Name: Kyou Nakamura
Fandom: The iDOLM@STER
Appearance: Unlike his seventeen-year-old baby siblings, twenty-three-year-old Kyou has black hair and green eyes. His skin is tanned from spending time at the beach with random girls, which seems to be his favorite pastime. He also tends to match with his siblings, though he doesn't do it on purpose. It's like a magical telepathic connection. Kyou, being the oldest, is also the tallest of the family, standing a full 5'10" when he isn't slouching.
Personality: Despite the fact that he's the oldest, Kyou is the least mature of the Nakamura children. He's the most perverted of the group, often using their (meaning Kenchi's) hard-earned money to hire prostitutes or buy porn videos, which always gets him in trouble with Kyoko. He's carefree and rather oblivious, since he too was raised to believe he never had to do anything to succeed. Kyou was the one who decided to become an idol at 331 Pro first, and was later able to convince his siblings to join them. He has a passion for women, sex, and women. And Azusa, who he adores for her large breasts. He also likes to reprimand Kenchi for choosing to love someone like Makoto. In fact, sometimes he and Kyoko gang up on him and tease him for hours about it, just like any good tag-team of older siblings would do to their baby brother.
Other: Although he's often called "stupid", Kyou is rather intelligent. He too was doted on by their parents as a child, and as a result, grew up thinking he could have anything he wanted without having to do much. Despite his tendency to ignore his family for the sake of a girl, Kyou is very protective and caring towards his younger siblings. He's the legal guardian of Kyoko and Kenchi.
Names: Mr. and Mrs. Nakamura
Personalities: All that is known of the Nakamura parents is that they are cruel and business-obsessed people. They were rather abusive towards Kenchi, their youngest son, often hitting him when he did something wrong or calling him useless. Towards Kyou and Kyoko, they were kind and rewarding. The reason for this is unknown, although I'm pretty sure it's because they just didn't want Kenchi in the first place and expected to only give birth to Kyoko. Maybe they didn't pay attention when the doctors told Mrs. Nakamura she was having twins. Aaaaanyways. The parents of the family left their children when Kyou was fifteen and Kyoko and Kenchi were nine to go on a "business trip". They never contact their children anymore, supposedly because they're too busy.
Other: Mr. and Mrs. Nakamura left Kyou, Kyoko, and Kenchi with their aunt when they went away. When Kyou turned nineteen, he took his siblings out on their own and became their legal guardian a year later. Unbeknownst to their children, Mr. and Mrs. Nakamura are actually just going around the world on a cruise ship partying. They're extremely rich because of their job, but they never send money back home, which has forced Kenchi to get multiple part-time jobs, one full-time job (his idol work), and a few random odd-jobs to rake in money.
Name: Grace Rhyne
Fandom: Literally Anything
Appearance: Grace's appearance changes as mine does, because she's me. Currently, she has shoulder-length brown hair and choppy bangs, complete with dark brown eyes and olive-colored skin. She's moderately tall, around 5'4", and usually wears a T-shirt and sweatpants.
Personality: Simply put, Grace is insane. She, along with her younger sister Jo, are the craziest members of any fandom ever. They're almost always together, plotting weird things to drag people into. These weird things usually involve pervertedness, violence, or randomness, or on rare occasions all three. Despite this, Grace is known to be rather wise and motherly, always looking out for the people she loves despite being a total loser. She's particularly protective over Jo and will instantly jump to her defense if something goes wrong.
Other: I will disclose that Grace is actually slightly older than me, but I refuse to disclose my age. I will say Grace is around 25 in most stories and 32 in Family Matters.
Name: Ryuji Nakahara
Fandom: The iDOLM@STER...or anything else I think he fits in.
Appearance: Messy pale ginger hair long enough to be pulled into a low ponytail. His skin is as pale as a vampire and he's somewhat short for a boy, coming to about 5'4". His hands are large, but he has thin fingers to balance it out. The most (and probably only) striking features Ryuji has are his eyes, which are a very deep, vibrant, bright blue color, framed by very thick eyelashes that make him appear more feminine than he actually is. He wears a necklace with a wooden charm, decorated with the scene of a lake surrounded by bushes and a single birch tree. He is always wearing a black cloak, but wears normal teenaged boy clothes besides that.
Personality: Ryuji is a gentleman, but can come across as teasing or rude to some of the people he comes into contact with. He's pretty angsty sometimes, like, when he talks about how alone he is and gets all broody and stuff. Since the only way he can warn the girls of their danger is by kissing them, he's oftentimes flirtatious and touchy-feely. He resents his father and secretly wants to save all the girls.
Other: Ryuji is the product of a demon and a human woman. He has a small crush on Haruka.
The other OCs included in my stories are actually my sister keljae's. Look her up sometime, she's hilarious and the real-life version of Jo.
Super-Quick Magical About Me Space!
Name: Call me Grace. I ain't sharin' my real name
Age: Somewhere between 0 and 36,912.
Nationality: I don't even know anymore, man...OK, well, a bit of German, I think, Hunagrian, a little French, some Spanish, possibly an inkling of British, I wish I were Japanese but unfortunately I'm not, and a lot of Italian.
Current Die-hard Obsession: Kikuchi Makoto. MY GOSH! I love her. Very, very much.
Favorite Music: J-Pop. Mostly iDOLM@STER stuff, Yanagi Nagi because she's amazing, ARTERY VEIN because they rock, and now I've started listening to Ikimono Gakari.
Current Song Addiction: Kanashikute Yarikienai by KOKIA, MUSIC by various singers, and Asura Cryin' no Theme, as composed by Tajiri Mitsutaka.
Some Other Random Tidbit of Information!: I don't exist. But ssh...you aren't supposed to know that ;)
Animes I've Seen That Aren't on my Favorites List: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Shugo Chara, Black Butler (only a bit), Hetalia (only a bit), Haiyore! Nyaruko-san (about half the series...I think), Campione!, and...I think that's about it.
Mangas I've read: xxxHolic, OHSHC, every iDOLM@STER manga that's released online in English right now, Sakura Hime Kanade (Arina Tanemura is my favorite manga author!) Kamikaze Kaito Jeanne (only a bit), Soul Eater (only a bit), Read or Dream, A Devil and Her Love Song, and...I think that's all.
Another Random Tidbit of Information!: I love to role-play. Like, LOVELOVELOVE. A lot.
Favorite Pairings: Asura Cryin'--TomoharuxKanade...and that's it XD. iDOLM@STER--YukihoxOC(Sora...he's not mine X3), MakotoxRyo (my all-time favorite pairing ever. GWAH. Too cute, these two.), ToumaxHaruka, ShoutaxYayoi, ProducerxNO ONNNE. Shugo Chara--I don't even know man. Mikixjust about anyone. I love Miki. And that's all I feel like doing :3
Yet Another Random Tidbit of Information: Makoto is mine and I will shoot down anyone who gets in my way. M'kay? M'kay.
Another super-awesome information tidbit: I am a proud Christian. Yes. Jesus is numbah one y'all.
And that's all for now! Now...
Idolmaster Xenoglossia (my absolute favorite...who knew a show about teenaged girls flying around in robots that they're in love with could be so amazing?)
Asura Cryin' (second favorite...Yoh-chan :3)
Ouran High-School Host Club
Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles
Daily Lives of Highschool Boys
R.O.D -The TV-
Also a Fan Of:
The Legend of Zelda (*very important point to make about this...when I write LoZ fan-fics, I find it rather easy to separate off three different Links: Young Link, Toon Link, and Link. I have no idea why I do this since the three are obviously the same person, or why I make them brothers, or why I make them Link: oldest, Toon Link: middle child, and Young Link: youngest. I just don't know. But I do. I understand this might get on some people's nerves, so I apologize for messing with LoZ and separating characters who are obviously meant to all be the same.)
Super Smash Brothers Brawl (haven't ever really played Melee...since we don't have GameCube controllers for our Wii)
The iDOLM@STER: 1. Kikuchi Makoto (my current most favorite video game/anime/manga character of all time X3) 2. Kisaragi Chihaya 3. Ganaha Hibiki (voice) 1. Kikuchi Makoto 2. Minase Iori 3. Otonashi Kotori (personality)
Asura Cryin': 1. Susugihara Yoh 2. Kurosaki Shuri 3.Higuchi Takuma
Idolmaster: Xenoglossia: 1. Minase Iori/Kikuchi Makoto 2. R.I.F.F.A 3. Karasu
Bakugan: 1. Kazami Shun 2. Misaki Runo 3. Baron
OHSHC: 1. Hitachiin Kaoru 2. Morinozuka Takashi 3. Suoh Tamaki (Oh Vic Mignogna X3)
Fruits Basket: 1. Sohma Ayame 2. Sohma Ritsu 3. Sohma Momiji
Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles: 1. Fai (last names are for losers. I think you can figure out who Fai is without a last name) 2. Syaoran 3. Kurogane
And...that's all I feel like doing. :3
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy or I'm an ugly nerd with glasses.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be really fobby.
I'm JAPANESE, so I MUST dress like people in animes
I'm FILIPPINO, so I MUST be extremely gorgeous.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER (with video games), so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wuss.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I have a STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER so she MUST be a Mary Sue.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having a problem
I'm a homeschooler, so I MUST be sheltered and alone.
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If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time"
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.
Why America has some Issues (Tough love, 'Murica. This is tough love.)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do, put this in your profile.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!