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Joined 08-14-12, id: 4198533, Profile Updated: 04-12-15
Author has written 6 stories for Mortal Instruments, Star Trek: 2009, Supernatural, and Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.

Irritating teenager from somewhere in the US of A!

Hello Earthlings, I love you all. Well unless you're really rude or say you don't like the read or something like that. If you say that then I have a right to commit murder... moving on then.
Feel free to message me anytime you like, I love to talk and will pretty much talk to anyone about almost any subject. I'm in so many fandoms it's not even funny so I'm pretty sure I have at least one fandom or interest in common with everyone on here.

--You know you’re fan fiction obsessed when..--

1. You will easily stay up all night reading fic, knowing very well that it will result in you sleeping through class the next day. (Happens to me nearly on a daily basis)

2. You have stayed up and read fic the night before exams

3. To you, ‘pulling an all-nighter’ means reading fic till 3 am (or maybe later)

4. You don’t even realize that your eyes are burning until you look in the mirror and are faced with the likes of Gaara.

5. You’ve become a total fanfic snob and will spend hours searching through fics, none of them being good enough. (Hahaha, that's really frustrating)

6. You daydream about the fic you read last night

7. You often think, “I rather be reading fic”

8. You dedicate time to ‘fic searching’

9. Scenes from a fic become integrated in your mind as part of the original storyline

10. You have to close your laptop, or open a new window when your mom comes in the room. (LEMONS!! That's all I have to say about that one)

11. You’ll verbally and physically fight against injustices of your fandom

12. You’ll cry when you read character death (Not usually. I just crawl inside my mind palace for a while to mourn)

13. You’ve spent a total of five minutes muttering quite creative curses at the screen.

14. You read fic in class. (That's gotten me in trouble a few times)

15. You’ve used your school library ink to print out 120 pages of fanfic (Can't say I've done this one. That seems kind of time consuming )

16. A fanart can make your day

17. An update can make your *month*

18. You have 1284849 bookmarks to fics that you’re supposed to read

19. You have to wait an extra five seconds for anything internet related because you’ve loaded your computer with so much fic

20. A random scene you’ve read will pop up in your head and you’ll laugh out loud in the middle of class (all the time, my teachers think I'm insane)

21. Taking a vacation to somewhere without 24 hour internet access translates as..”Load Computer With FIC” (Funny...I do this a lot, mostly when I'm on the bus on my way to school)

22. Whenever you get a ‘downtime’ message you dramatically sigh and hang your head thinking…“It never fails”

23. You’ll get upset and think, “All I want to do is read some fics, is that so much to ask?!?!?!”

24. You’ve check someone’s LJ 5 times in one hour, looking for an update that is *obviously* not coming.

25. You know all the spanye adds by heart. (You know the ones, ‘smut is better with boys’, etc)

26. You can never fully decide on your number one fic

27. You can seriously hate an author

28. You think "Mary Sue" is a swear word(s)

29. You quote fic

30. You wish fanfiction got more credit

31. You wish your favorite fic was animated

32. You have a complete skewed view of : romance, what a guy should look like, act like, etc...

33. You have every source of your favorite author possible. Their email, AFF account FF.net account, livejournal, myspace, etc.

34. You use terms like: Slash. AU. HET. OTP. OC. Canon. Crossover. Crack. Fluff. Gen. lime. Lemon. Mpreg. Smut. Verse. in your everyday life and conversations. (All the time! My nonfic reading friends get so confused.)

If any of the above applies to you cop/paste this into your profile and add your name to this list: Sara Darkotter, Aqua girl 007, AIR, The Sherlockian Vulcan, TheDevilStoleMyHeart


If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

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By The Grace of Small and Simple Magicks by frogcollector reviews
Sherlock crossed with Beauty and the Beast (I know). Cursed to look like and live as a monster, cut off from humanity, Sherlock despairs... until a doctor turns up on his doorstep. Beastly!Sherlock and eventual Johnlock. Rating for future safety.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 242,260 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Double Identity by JigglyJelly reviews
Ciel Phantomhive is a chemistry student who is the youngest member of Special Seven, Waverly Academy's top elite group along with 6 other students. What happens when one of the members has left and a new student joins the group? SebastianxCiel, Modern World AU, a little bit OOC (ok, maybe VERY OOC). May be rated M for future chapters. UPDATE: THIS STORY WILL BE RE-WRITTEN
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.]
Ghastly Grim by Robottko reviews
My take on the 30 day Monster Boy challenge. Each day, a new monster in the Sherlock universe, including Merlock, OctoJohn, and and pretty much any monster you can think of. Some chapters will be more risque than others, so pay attention to the rating at the top of each one-shot page. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,192 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
10-0 by TheDarkWorldGiant reviews
10-0: Proceed with Caution - James T. Kirk is 1st Lieutenant to Alpha Team, FSOC (Federation Special Operations Command.) He and his team are given the task of rescuing the Vulcan Ambassador's family from Romulan occupied Vulcan. Yet when the mission is compromised and the Federation leaves them stranded, it's up to Jim to keep a young Spock safe and find a way off the planet.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,301 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 9/15/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
Electroshock by ValorTheory reviews
1950's Asylum fic: Eren wasn't supposed to be there. He wasn't supposed to be locked up with his life in shreds, and he certainly wasn't supposed to fall in love. Not when he should have been more focused on how to get over that stupid fence... "Welcome to Sina Asylum." Levi/Eren.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,307 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi] Hange Z. - Complete
The Many Faces of John Watson by Here for tomorrow reviews
AU John suffers from MPD or multiple personality disorder. He shares a body with three other personalities: Janet, Chad, and Matt. So far, he's been pretty good at keeping it a secret by living a solitary life and communicating with others only when the need be. But what will happen when he starts to grow feelings for a strange but intriguing man he meets? Johnlock slow updates
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,182 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Teacher-Student Relations by PrincessShoshana reviews
Sherlock is a new student and, though school is abnormally boring, quickly takes an interest in one professor Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,370 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
The White Horse by KLMeri reviews
Jim Kirk was a strange man. A silent man. No one knew much about him or, if they did, were not willing to say what they did know, especially to the town's newest magical occupant. Not that Leonard McCoy cared. He had an old curse to track down and unravel by the year's end. Meanwhile a killer was tracking him. AU. - COMPLETE
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,108 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 8/8/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
What do you want from me? by ChinaWolf reviews
Alec wants to be with Magnus forever, and needs to become immortal to do so. But Magnus isn't so keen on the idea... Rated M for lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,949 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Boredom by Yaoiangel812 reviews
Boredom can be quite perilous, it's what drove the king of Hell to spread the bubonic plague and later on, false rumors of how to "vanquish" demons to a noble family in Europe. Centuries later, he returns to the Earth to meet the current Phantomhive family in an attempt to relieve his boredom. What could be more entertaining than taking the current Lord's son as his lover?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Crosses and Rainbows by Brittanysway reviews
AU: In a place blessed by God, the rules are simple: 1. Obey your parents, 2. Obey the church and 3. Obey the Bible. Alexander Lightwood, is about to break these rules. He should have known that the rules are there for protection. Who is going to protect him now? AU R&R Rated to M in the near future due to planting a lemon tree. Warning: Violence, Non-con sex and abuse... Age-gap
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 134,169 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Ego Versus Eros by Lunavere reviews
John Watson heard warning after warning about taking one of Professor Holmes's courses. He knew he should stay away if only for the sake of his grades. However, when he reads the description for one of Holmes's modules, he cannot help but enroll himself in the course and merely hope beyond hope that he doesn't regret his decision. [Unilock, Pendentverse, Independent/Dependent AU]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,220 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Misterioso by Sophlock reviews
Mr Sherlock Holmes is the mysterious music teacher at John's new school out in the countryside. As John's life takes new paths, where will his and Mr Holmes' cross? johnlock Student/teacher!lock AU
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Ashayam by L122yTorch reviews
Jim's safety is compromised, and the last word he speaks to Spock before passing out rock the Vulcan to his core. Terrible summary...but one of the best fics I've ever written.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,304 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Christmas Gift by Jlocked reviews
When Sherlock makes their flat explode, the boys have to stay with Mycroft for a long time. How will John make sure they don't get kicked out? A Christmas story of 30 days (Well... 27 as it turns out). A Christmas collaboration with the magnificent The Lady of Purpletown.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Head Over Heels by Kizzia reviews
John stopped short in front of the glossy black door and took a deep breath. Why the hell have I come? He thought, somewhat frantically. 'He's a rude, abrasive lunatic who falls out of trees whilst "helping the police with their enquiries" and knew practically everything about me five minutes after we met. Plus he makes me feel so stupidly giddy I may as well be sixteen again!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Draw Me Like One of your French Girls by L122yTorch reviews
On the bridge one day, purely out of boredom, Jim opens the sketch app in his PADD and begins drawing Spock. He never expected Spock to actually see the sketch he was working on…or the ones that came before it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 11/10/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
Closer by L122yTorch reviews
Jim realizes that he isn't exactly fond of extremely tiny, pitch black, dark places. He panics, which is obviously illogical and Spock decides to distract Jim the only way he can think of.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Extent of our Love by Desire's Lullaby reviews
Nearly dead one day and captured the next; that's all it took. The affection had always been there... a slithering thought, a fleeting glance, lingering touches... but neither had taken much time to dwell over those small issues. That is, until Jim goes missing and Spock finds himself going against Starfleet orders to find him. POST ST:ID. Small spoilers and such.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/7/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
From Day 1 by Akikofuma reviews
12 year old Jim meets a 12 year old Spock as Sarek takes his son along to live on earth for a year. Being in the same class, Jim and Spock become friends. But after the year is up, Spock is forced to return to Vulcan. How will they react once they meet again a few years later? Will they still be friends, or will there be even more? SLOW BUILDING SpockxKirk. AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,240 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sherlock and the Huntsman by Kelouisa reviews
Snow White pastiche. A beautiful prince, a jealous King, a poisoned apple. Can love between Prince Sherlock and John the Huntsman break the curse? Some humor, some Reichenfeels, all Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Castles Made of Sand by Cersanthamum reviews
Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood are two utterly different people. What will happen when their worlds collide? Everything that is broken, is meant to be fixed. Set in AU - Highschool. Infernal Devices/Mortal Instruments cross-over. R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 176,290 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Cherry Tangle by monshari reviews
In a world where misery is golden, New York's highest elites strive for one thing only—the top of the food chain. But when the popular kids suddenly become the popular gay kids, and when the tiny freshmen freaks start dating the highest of the high, the rules are twisted—just like a cherry stem. ALL HUMAN/AU [SHORT HIATUS]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,633 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Bite by Shuichi Saito reviews
When Magnus -an aspiring advertisement model- is brought to London for his latest shoot, he's anything but happy. But after returning to his hotel room that night, everything that Magnus knew and loved was ripped from him. Not only is the virus contaminating London. But it's contaminating the world. There's nowhere to hide from The Bite. AU Fanfiction. Malec with other pairings.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,550 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
A Message for Alec Lightwood by Magnusjane25 reviews
Magnus is on Youtube when he finds a song. And makes Alec's life a living hell. Based on the song, A message for Alec Lightwood by Alice Invictus. Reviews are always welcome!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Good Boy by Caithrine Glidewell reviews
Alec was stripped of his Marks when his family found out he's gay and its led him down a dark path that has landed him on his knees at the feet of the Lord of the Dark Shadowhunters. When Master Sebastian loans him out again, Alexander thinks it will just be another violent blur, but is this one different? AU. SebastianxAlec, MagnusxAlec. Cowritten with Adrelaide
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
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Of Spiders and Archangels reviews
Gabriel had become rather fond of Earth in the centuries he'd been wandering the hunk of rock, but not even he could accept some things about this place. Spiders were one of those things he just couldn't accept. He was convinced that Father had created them just to give him the creeps. So when one crawled up his arm he remained calm, if bringing down a building is considered calm.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
New and Entirely Unexpected reviews
High school AU set on Earth. More details on that inside. The story is told from both the POV of both Kirk and Spock. It is a gay love story so if that bothers you then don't read. You have been warned. Also a warning about slight abuse, if that's a trigger for you don't read this. I'm horrible at summaries so...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,000 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura
Forever and Always reviews
My first Clace fanfic So this is based on the song Forever and Always by Parachute. It's a really good song and you should all listen to it. If you have heard it then you know what this is about if not read and find out. Its really sad I'll say that, so you've been warned. AU and slightly OC. I'm terrible and summaries sorry, just read the thing and listen to that song.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Just a Game reviews
This is the normal Malec story except this one involves Fashion and Hockey not the best mix but just read it. I'm only going to say this once none of the characters belong to me they all belong to Cassandra Clare so if you don't see the rights thingy at the beginning of every chapter then don't freak out its in the summary Kisses, love Sarah. AU all human sorta OC so don't hate
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,485 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Stupid Downworld Parties reviews
Hello this is a stupid oneshot that wouldn't quit bothering me. It's basically Magnus's party in City of Bones from Alec POV. Stupid yes but I wanted to write it so... Read if you want review if you want it's up to you, I was just tired of this story taking up space on my computer and never doing anything with it. Rated T because I'm to lazy to think about another rating.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Because you're afraid reviews
Alec had been stupid, he'd let Magnus think that he didn't really love him and now he was confused & completly lost as to what to do. He wanders the halls of the Institute when he hears music and comes face to face with a certain silver haired shadowhunter. The only problem is that this boy is dead, a ghost. Will this strange meeting help the young Lightwood sort out his love life.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B., Jem C. - Complete