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Joined 08-14-12, id: 4198801, Profile Updated: 01-01-15
Author has written 4 stories for My Little Pony, Harry Potter, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello I am bucca2 and I love writing fanfiction! I write because I read a lot of books and always want to use the characters in a similar-but-different story. You may also know me by my old pen name, flarati.

Want to send me art, suggestions, or more private reviews? Send them to thebucca2@gmail.com !

Also, my avatar? YES! That is my all-new OC!! Like her? Also, I'm not terribly much of a PJO fan, but I am Lord Cronus is a friend of mine. :)

drumroll* I'M A BETA READER NOW!!! Click the "beta profile" button up there /\ to read my beta profile! Sadly, I am not taking beta requests right now :(

You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collectBic Sticks off the groundlikepicking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

You think you know me

But you really don’t.

Tell me.

When I say, “I play Minecraft,”

What goes through your mind?

Oh, it’s another Minecraft nerd.

What’s so great about little blocks?


You think you know the sort of person I am

But you really don’t.

You think you know what games are?

Do you care to understand a world beyond your reach?

No. No, you don’t.

You think we are uncreative

That we either get low grades or fantastically high ones

That we don’t have lives

That we are glued to our computer screens

That we spend all day playing with digital blocks.

You would never understand, would you?

The wonder we feel when we complete a build?

The pride we feel at having built something beautiful?

The burst of joy when we win a minigame?

The sense of community we have when we play together?

You think you know me

But you really don’t.

You think we are all the same

You think we don’t live life

But we have friends



We are just like you.

We are readers



Minecraft (or any other game) is a community we can disappear into.

Don’t judge us

Because you don’t know who we are. Copypaste this if you play Minecraft or another video game and have been discriminated against because of this.


On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (Yeah, that's kind of hard to do, you know, use while sleeping).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside (How fun to be a shoplifter).

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap (I never would have guessed).

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost (Really? Amazingly ingenious).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down (Too late!).

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating (Fascinating. You learn something new every day. Like, the people who write this things are FREAKING MORONS!).

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body (Well, it would save time...).

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery (Ya we can really help stop those traffic accidents if we just get those toddlers to stop driving).

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness (I would hope so).

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children (Um. Okay...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (And my other options were...).

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use (Which would be...?).

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts (Oh wow. I didn't know that before).

On an Amerian Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts (Amazing. No one could ever do that without the help of the instructions on this packet. Great).

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (I believe that was implied).

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (So you don't want kids jumping off buildings, arms outstretched?).

10 Ways To Annoy People

1. Go Into A Grocery Store And Follow Someone Around Asking, "Guess What?"

2. Go Into A Department Store And Sneak Up On Somebody Who Is Talking On A Cell Phone And Whisper, "Who're Ya Talkin' To?" And When They Say, "Hey Dude, Can I Have A Little Privacy Please?" You Say, "No, 'Cause You're In Public, Bud. You Can't Have Privacy In Public!"

3. Do The Old Trick When You Put Dog Crap In A Bag Then Set It On Fire, And Leave It On Somebody's Doorstep. So If They're Going To Try To Stomp It Out, They Have To Get Dog Crap All Over Their Shoe.

4. Prank Call The Same Person Over And Over Asking Them What Color Their Underwear Is.

5. If You're A Guy, You'll Love This One. Go Into Hot Topic And Pretend To Have A Heart-attack, And When A Hot Blonde Does CPR, Start Kissing Her. (Warning: This One Can Get You Slapped And Maybe A Butt-whooping From Her Boyfriend)

6. Go Into A Public Restroom And Use The Toilet Paper As A Mummy Wrap, And Jump Out Screaming, "Boo!"

7. Come Running Out Of A Restroom Saying To Random People, "Whoa Dude! Come See The Size Of The One I Just Made!"

8. Noisily Chew Gum Behind Someone Who Is Trying To Read, And When They Turn Around, Spit It Out And Hold It Out To Them And Say, "Hey, Want Some? It's Watermelon!"

9. Go Into The Toy Section And Leave A 'Used Diaper' On The Ground And Say, "The Dolly Had An Accident."

10. Go Into A Mall At Christmas Time And Pull Off Santa's Beard Screaming, "Holy Cow! It's A Fake! He Ain't Real!"

16 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. Jack a Nintendo Wii by jacking a bike and riding out of the store.


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The Queens by LAlaLAnd328 reviews
Mina, Rei, Amy, Lita and Serenity all learn what it feels like to be married off to the most powerful men in their world. The Kings of the World. Will they be able to live within the worlds they were "sold into"? Or, will they do anything they can to remove themselves from it? (Removed from complete-re-editing/ new ending coming. )
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,320 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus, Kunzite/Malachite] [Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon] - Complete
My Little Human: Tales from Canterlot High! by QuantumIronics reviews
The Mane Six are back! As another year at Canterlot High arrives, Twilight and the girls are faced with new challenges...including the arrival of six rather attractive boys! The girls have been friends forever...but will their feelings get in the way? Rated T for language.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,789 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity
Miss Ever After by SixFoldDimension reviews
Ten girls; one title. This story is a cat fight waiting to happen.
Ever After High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,918 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Raven Queen, Ashlynn Ella, Cerise Hood, Duchess Swan
Let Rise a New Alicorn by LoverofChrist reviews
After a fire destroys her home, Tara tries to pawn six mysterious jewels she's had for years. After falling through a magic mirror at the pawn shop, she finds herself in a world that she had never expected-but the world where she may belong. First MLP fanfic and first fanfic on this site. Rated T for dark situations and magical fighting action.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,250 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, King Sombra - Complete
1812 by Atheleia reviews
War of 1812. Matthew runs into his brother in the woods. He has more than a few words to say to his fellow nation, and none of them pleasant. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2014 - America, Canada - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4300 - Favs: 6,334 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Through the Silence by Kitty Faerie reviews
I'm the quiet type. I'm the kid who can go all day without talking. Hello, World. My name is Mathew Williams and I have Selective Mutism. But now "the most awesome dude on Earth" wants to help me get my voice back. AU; Human names used; PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,312 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
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Derpy Hooves and Doctor Whooves-A Different Love Story reviews
This is the story of Derpy Hooves, the mailmare of Ponyville and Doctor Whooves, the mysterious Timelord who arrived in the TARDIS and took Derpy on as his assistant. Now Derpy has fallen in love with the Doctor! Find out what happens between this romantic pair! (Rated T for occasional language)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 46,288 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Dr. Whooves - Complete
Tale of a Princess Grand reviews
The legend of how alicorns, crystal ponies, and changelings came to be, and most importantly of all-the untold story of Princess Celestia, growing up a princess, and struggling with matters like the first ever Changeling attack, King Sombra's takeover of the Crystal Empire, a love affair with Discord, and the terrible night when she had to banish her own sister, Luna, to the moon.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,226 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Complete
Princess Celestia's School for Talented Unicorns reviews
Join a now preteenaged Pumpkin Cake on her adventure through the prestigious halls of Princess Celestia's School for Talented Unicorns, including some unexpected friends, a charming stallion named Black Marble, and a very unfortunate run-in with a telepathic teapot. (PS This isn't really a crossover, PC's School for Talented Unicorns is just a lot like Hogwarts.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Pumpkin Cake
America's United States reviews
America is arrogant, overconfident, and sometimes a bit clueless and rude, but what you'd never guess is that he's a father-with 50 kids. Join the countries as they visit America's house and get a little more than they bargained for. Rated T for occasional language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 9/30/2015 - America