TheZombieExpert
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Joined 08-14-12, id: 4199454, Profile Updated: 02-10-14
Author has written 6 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Ice Age, Star Wars, Hocus Pocus, and Jedi Knight.

How to survive a zombie attack:

Rules

1)Create a home base. Make sure there are weapons around. The sharper, the better!

2)Stockpile food and water. Keep away from easily expired things and store long-lasting meals. You never know how long it could last.

3)Make sure all entries and exits are strong and barricaded.

4)Zombies hate fire! Keep a lighter on you at all times and a few rags, just in case.

5)Stay fit and stay fast. A zombie usually runs like the chubby kid in your 3rd grade P.E. class.

6)Keep a large, blunt object near by at all times! A tree limb is good but a Crowbar is better.

7)Even though it's inactive, destroying it's brain stem is the only sure way to kill a zombie.

8)Always check your closet and under the furniture before going to bed or watching T.V.

9)If your in a mob of zombies, try and act like one. Stagger, moan and drool. That'll fool em!

10) With a zombie, there's no such thing as overkill. A wounded zombie, is not a dead zombie.

STAY SAFE AND AVOID SHOPPING MALLS!

The Scorpion King by HiddenXEmotion reviews
All Iltani wanted was to bring the Akkadians back to life but with her being the only female of her kind left it seemed that everyone wanted a piece of her; save for the one man she wanted most. Join Iltani and her brother Enasar on their journey to save the world from the evil King Memnon and her own personal jounrey of convincing the man she loved to love her back
Scorpion King - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Complete
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Atana Tano reviews
What if, instead of Obi-Wan, it was Ahsoka on Tatooine? What if she was watching over Luke? And what if she devotes her life to him? Follow Ahsoka on her journey through space as she meets up with old friends, makes new ones, and finds out where her allegiance lies...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,430 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Ahsoka T., Luke S.
Because Of You reviews
After a fight with Anakin, Ahsoka feels that because of him, she is afraid... Scared to face him again... She tried to kill herself. Anakin was still lingering on her song when he found her. But later on, will it steer towards more disastrous measures? Could it danger them both? (ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,976 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Ahsoka T., Anakin Skywalker
Ice Age 5 Human's Return reviews
A human is back and revisiting the Ice Age... Of course, she is a special human... She talks to animals. She'll make the journey, meet new creatures, long thought to be gone, and even discover a family member's past... The hard way. And it all started with the courage of one small burrower... *Gender Swap in this story! (ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!)
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Manny, Louis
Daughter Of Evil reviews
Jezebel Sadnderson, daughter of Winifred Sanderson, is awaken after 300 years. Instead of fighting with her mother, she fights against her, helping Max, Allison, Dani and Binx as best she can so they can stay alive... Even if it means, sacrificing her own. (ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!)
Hocus Pocus - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Winifred S., Max D.
The Hidden Jedi reviews
After an escape breakout gone wrong, Ahsoka flees without her Master. When the Engines and Hyperdrive fail, the "Twilight" crashes into an uncharted planet. When captured by the Militia of the camp, she's taken to the base... Ahsoka meets a secret Jedi... Someone that Obi-Wan Kenobi thought to be dead. (ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!)
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Obi- Wan K., Ahsoka T.
Long Overdue Love reviews
Jaden's dreams leave her restless and she seeks out help. After council, she does her daily training with her best friend, Rosh Penin... But at the end of the day, he wants to know why she DID spare his life instead of killing him...
Jedi Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Complete