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Joined 08-15-12, id: 4200263, Profile Updated: 07-11-13
Author has written 8 stories for Death Note, Soul Eater, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hey guys so anyways I'm the secret girl that has been with Alice, Piper, and Riley. Sadly, they just don't know what to do anymore, and don't write as much anymore. So, they gave the account to me. I really hope I can make you guys happy with my chapters of existing stories and new one. Ok thanks guys!


Books: PERCY JACKSON!! Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, and Death Note: Another Note.

Movies: Percy Jackson, Death Note, Sweeny Todd, and Hunger Games.

Percy Jackson Stuff:

The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car

I promise to remember Hazel Whenever I see something gold

I promise to remember Frank Whenever I see a boy with a lady who is old

I promise to remember Octavian Whenever I see a teddy bear

I promise to remember Reyna Whenever I see someone who is always fair

I promise to remember Jason Whenever I see someone on a missing list

I promise to remember Leo Whenever I'm aboard a ship

I promise to remember Piper Whenever I see a dove

I promise to remember Percabeth Whenever I'm in love

I promise to remember The Stoll Brothers When my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf Whenever I see someone working with metal

I promise to remember Silena Whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew Whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares Whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth Whenever I see a cloth in flames

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos Whenever I see someone go against the odds

Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go So all may see my obsession Because I know what the Olympians know

Pledge to the gods

I promise to remember Ares Each time I hear of World War II

I promise to remember Athena Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet For Hermes' sake of course

I promise to remember Poseidon Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus Whenever lightning fills the sky

I promise to remember Hera Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

I promise to remember Apollo When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis When the moon shines in the night

I promise to remember Hades When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter Whenever a daughter moves away

I promise to remember Hephaestus When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus When I am at a party

I promise to remember Hestia When someones smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love the gods Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Olympians know!


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If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

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Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
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A bit about myself:

I'm 13 years of age.

Call me F but my friend strangely calls me Ellie.. It sticked around so either is fine.

I'm a girl..

I do support gay marriage.

Music is my life basically.

I love to write.

I have green eyes.

My hair is dyed auburn.

I'm random.

I tend to talk a lot..

I'm friendly.

My name? Just give me a nickname haha. ((If you ask I'll tell))

Second name (( ish? )) Carolina, call me Caro or Lina :3

I love chocolate.

My favorite type of food: Thai Food

I love cats but have 2 dogs.

I don't have a religion.. I believe in quite a few.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?

Yep at Wal-Mart, I do a lot of stupid things, but yeah nothing serious!

2. Do you have a dog?

Yes I have 2; Driskel and Tebow

3. Do you have a cat?

No but I really want one.

4. The last time you went sledding:

Sadly never

5. Do you consider yourself creative:

Well I write, design at times, paint, write/sing songs, and I somewhat dance and draw.

6. Do you have any friends on FF.net

I think like 1 I don’t know, but I would like some. ((Check out ChocoholicBrunette14))

7. Do you know anybody in real life on FF.net

No

8. Where are you:

United States hehehe I wish I was in my future home London

9. Look up, look back, what do you see?

My laptop and my tea.

10. What are you listening to?

Give Me Love by Ed Sheeran

11. Last thing you ate?

I’m eating now

12. Last thing you thought?

What if I’m sleeping right now and I really am British? ((Don’t judge XD))

13. If you had a million dollars what would you do?

Donate half and use the other half for my expenses; college ((but I’m only 13..)), my future car, moving to London, cosplaying customs blah blah blah..

14. What are you eating/drinking right now?

Toast and tea.

1.You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you buy?

Peace Tea, gum, skittles, Dr. Pepper, and a gift card to a bookstore.

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?

DOLPHIN!

3. Who's your favorite redhead?

Um… Matt, Rachel, Ron, Fred, George, and does myself count? Ok no, good.

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

Pancakes and coffee duh

5. Last book you read?

The Legend of The Gods: Greek Mythology

6. Describe your mood.

Hungry still

7. Describe the last time you were injured?

Yesterday when I hit my toe xD

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

Um…. Probably Carly; it’s fun annoying her but I only do it out of love.

9. Rock concert or symphony?

Rock although symphony sounds cool.

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?

The cover of Paramore’s Riot

11. Favorite Soda?

DR. PEPPER

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

My old chorus shirt

13. If you could only use one form of transportation, what would it be?

Flying

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?

Um.. idk Warm Bodies?

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have an obsession for:

Idk… I have obsessions over food so imagine me meeting my favorite singer. Yeah.. it’s a lot

16. Whats your favorite kind of cake?

Cake

17. What did you have for dinner last night?

Tacos!

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

A book case

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Haha never

20. Favorite toy as a child?

Teddy bears and jump ropes.

21. Do you buy your own groceries?

Pfft I’m 13, so no

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

I don’t care if they do

23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms?

Few days ago.

24. Whats your favorite fruit?

Strawberries

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

No

26. Do you like running long distances?

I sprint

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

No I’ve never seen snow.

28. What color are your bedsheets?

Black

29. What’s your favorite flower?

White roses

30. Do you do ballet?

I did

31. Do you listen to classical music?

Yep it’s pretty good

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?

Spongebob Squarepants theme XD

33. Do you watch Spongebob?

YES

34. What temperature is it outside right now?

Do I look like a weather person?

35. Do people consider you smart?

I’m in honor/gifted classes, no people think I’m stupid

36. How many piercings do you have?

I have my ears pierced

37. Are you signed on AIM?

Idk

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

I was like 4

39. How do you feel about your family?

Annoying but I love them

40. Do you have an iPod?

Yep

41. What time do you go to bed?

Depends; I have sleeping issues

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

None I’m on YouTube but Ed Sheeran’s CD is probably in there

43. What movie do you know every line to?

The Hunger Games

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?

Um idk

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

Books and this camera I’ve been wanting for a while now.

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?

My family is very spread out

47. Do you like hugs?

Yes

48. Last time you almost had a heart attack?

When my friend said Rachel Berry was never going to be on Glee again. Then said jk

49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

Teachers sometimes mispronounce my last name or call me formally and my mom calls me by my first and middle name

50. Last person you hugged?

My aunt :3

Repost this on your profile if you have anime crushes

Repost if you are very- OH MY GODS IT'S A BIRD- random.

Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that has a new boy-friend every week. The one that hates life because she wear size two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that just wants to make a difference. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like because she's crazy. The one that will do anything to make people feel better. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up.

'Girls Don't Realize This'

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

I ,Forever-Like-Kryptonite, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

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This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

Friends or Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandpa by grandpa BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD grandpa GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Knows only a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will help you move a body BEST FRIENDS: Will say "call me when you need a shovel."

FRIENDS: Try to help you when you get hurt BEST FRIENDS: Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when they turn you down BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to them and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Ask why your crying BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FREINDS: Will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

*A Real Boyfriend*

It will change a lot of things you thought you new!

If only everyone could see this and understand it.

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you

Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her what's wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

She really does more than you could understand!!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers

When she re posts this bulletin she wants you to read it

When she says "want me to call you back?" don't let her hang up

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go

- When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 years later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :)

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

-Kiss her in the pouring rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking baby?"

Guys post as: "I'D be this Boyfriend Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend" and if you do not re-post this within 3 minute you'll have bad luck with the person

Homophobia is WRONG!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality. I am not a homosexual but I want the horrible treatment of these people to stop.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH.

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...

Your wish will be granted!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just SHUT UP and STOP, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY (Or people tell me.. ), so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Stereotypes, get over them.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101

Most girls like pink

Most girls where eyeshadow and make-up

Most girls yell at rain

Most girls love guys who don't love them

Most girls be what other people want them to be

Most girls love to be hated, and hate to be loved

Most girls are selfish

Most girls are fake

But. . .

Other girls like red

Other girls where nothing but their dirty clothes from yesterday

Other girls play in the rain

Other girls kick a guy when they don't love them

Other girls be themselves

Other girls laugh at being hated, and love to be loved

Other girls care for others before themselves

Other girls are real

Most girls think this is stupid and hate it

Other girls will love this and post it immediately

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

You say pink

I say black

You say Paris Hilton

I say Amy Lee

You say Zac Efron

I say Gerard Way

You say pop

I say rock

You say I'm weird

I say I'm weird

Put this on your profile if you agree!

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream.

You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons.

You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another.

You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies.

You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows.

You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.

You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.

You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.

You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car.

You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call.

You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation.

You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags.

You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you.

You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him.

You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died.

And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing.

Love him and thank him while he's alive.

If you truly love your dad, post this in your profile.

6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN AND WHY THEY ARE CONSIDERED DIABOLICAL
1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."
3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
4. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of white hair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"
5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

- Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

- For each question, press the next button to get your answer - YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

When I Come Around by Green Day

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Keep Your Head Up by Andy Grammer

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

When I'm Gone (Cups) by Anna Kendrick (This is surprisingly true XD )

4. WHAT IS 22?

The Best Day by Taylor Swift

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Misery by Maroon 5 (Oh boy XD )

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Say (All I Need) by OneRepublic

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Apologize by Timbaland

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Speed Of Sound by Coldplay

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Home by Daughtry

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

In The End by Linkin Park

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls (It's the live one :3)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Waking Up by OneRepublic

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Downtown Girl by Hot Chelle Rae (Lovely -_-)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

If You Can Afford Me by Katy Perry

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Turn Me On by The Fray

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Skyway Avenue by We The Kings

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Where The Lines Overlap by Paramore

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Want U Back by Cher Lloyd

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Waka Waka (Esto Es Africa) by Shakira

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

This by Ed Sheeran

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Stir It Up (Live 1973) by Bob Marley (Yup I listen to reggae, sue me)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Turn Your Face by Little Mix

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Mary's Song (Oh My My My) by Taylor Swift

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

All The Right Moves by OneRepublic

25 WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Over My Head (Cable Car) by The Fray

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Just Keep Breathing by We The Kings

MUSIC MOVIE: So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle. 3. Press play. 4. For every question, type the song that's playing. 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button. 6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.

Opening Credits:

Turn Your Face by Little Mix

Birth:

Little Lady Mikill Pane by Ed Sheeran (You sure about this?)

First Day at School:

Playing God by Paramore

Falling in Love:

Tell Me A I'm A Wreck by Every Avenue

Fight Song:

Waiting On The World To Change by John Mayer

Breaking Up:

But It's Better If You Do by Panic! At The Disco

Prom:

Forever And Always by Parachute

Life:

End Up Here by Cher Lloyd

Mental Breakdown:

Realize by Colbie Caillat

Driving:

Life In Technicolor by Coldplay

Flashback:

Calling All Angels by Train

Wedding:

Happiness by The Fray

Birth Of Child:

Mess I Made by Parachute (Well then..)

INTERMISSION:

Crazy Girl by Eli Young Band

Final Battle:

The Middle by Jimmy Eat World

Death Scene:

Mr. Brightside by The Killers

Funeral:

Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol

End Credits:

Give You Hell by All-American Rejects (Simply lovely!)

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PJOmetronics by DarkPaladin000 reviews
Have you ever wanted to play with your favorite Percy Jackson characters? Well, look no further, for PJOmetronics Inc has developed 'PJOmetronics', small, toy sized versions of your favorite characters for you to collect and destroy stuff with!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 6/30/2013
My (Not- So- Normal) Life as a Teenage Demigod by KeepCalmandSprint13 reviews
Hey! The name's Fynn Rider. I'm a demigod, like you know... Percy Jackson? As I journey through my first monster attack (not to self: umbrellas are useless when fighting furies) how I found out I'm a demigod (thanks for telling me, Dad!), and of course, the most memorable welcome from the Ares cabin since Percy Jackson(:P in your face, Clarisse!). I have a weird life.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 6/9/2013
Eating Potato Chips and Other Extreme Sports by SoSaysL reviews
When she's shot from the sky and separated from the Flock, Max finds herself caught in the middle of the Kira case. She quickly learns that surviving is more complicated than it seems in this deadly game, and that nothing and no one are quite what they seem to be.
Crossover - Death Note & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - L, Max
Natalia Fell Down The Rabbit Hole by ChocoholicBrunette14 reviews
So Alice left Wonderland to find out she's pregnant, Peter's the father, and fifteen years have gone by with Natalia not being raised by her dad, and now she's fallen down the exact same hole her mother did but with her best friends to only meet some familiar faces from their pasts
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Alice L., Peter W.
The girl who knew everything by ChocoholicBrunette14 reviews
THIS WAS WRITTEN FROM INSPIRATION I GOT FROM RENNA LYRICA KUCHIKI! I'm sorry if I spelled your username wrong. A mysterious girl named C sends a broadcast to the task force saying she knows everything about everyone, who is she, what does she want, and can she be trusted?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,440 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012
The Wonderful World of Wammy's by BambiLuran reviews
The Wammy Boys find themselves in the many odd situations that make up their daily life. They have to deal with Near's experiments gone horribly wrong, Matt's fear of arachnids, and mean old ladies who enjoy throwing things. Welcome to The Wonderful World of Wammy's.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,292 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Mello, Matt
Interview by ChocoholicGamers13 reviews
So I'm kidnapping Death Note characters one by one and interviewing them! Fun right? Ok this is my first fanfic so please read! And yes I know the summary sucks.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012
The Prince's Rebel by ChocoholicLepercohn1497 reviews
EDIT: A girl named Erika, leader of the Rebel Army whose goal is to overthrow Prince Shizuo and earn their freedom. But what happens when old memories change the way the Prince and the rebel feel about each other? ShizuoxOC and IzayaxOC we only own our OC's and not Durarara
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Marry You by ChocoholicBrunette14 reviews
This is for GamersInChocolateWonderland, Alice I hope you like it I worked hard on it Near x OC
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012
Ask The Death Note Cast Anything! by Beyond-Ryuzaki reviews
Light: *Ahem* Here you can ask us- Mello: *Takes down Light* That was menna be my bit you prissy haired little- Matt: *Steps awkwardly into camera* Um, hi! Yeah, come ask us anything and we'll answer! :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,349 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Light Y., L
Death Ride by Potatostien reviews
When L helps Max while she's in Japan she returns the favor by getting the flock to help him on the Kira case using there powers. How thing's would have turned out for both the series if they would have met.
Crossover - Death Note & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,162 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009
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You Want Us Where? reviews
Two girls, Sarah and Carolina, live a normal life together, until they were having one of their normal day out, and ran into two people from their past. Their oh-so perfect life gets flipped upside down, and best of all they have to stop everything to academy.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013
Oh, The Life Oh A Demigod reviews
This is the story of four demigod girls and their encounters with each other. These special girls go through things like normal teenagers, love, lost, friendship, enemies, and death. Normal right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2013
15 Ways To Annoy reviews
15 ways to annoy everybody from Death Note. Crack fic. Hosted by Katy Perry! Just kidding. Read to find out.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012
Random Death Note Situations reviews
Just some of the interesting mishaps I had with the Death Note characters. Yeah, I'm just socially awkward... Rated T in some of chapters for Beyond's cursing and yaoi. Hehe. And sorry I'm not very good at summaries...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013
Beyond This Birthday Surprise reviews
Kylie is an 18 year old girl who's birthday turns into a complete disaster. A serial killer looking for revenge is loose and looking for her. So what happens when a girl's best day turns into a nightmare? Read to find out.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012
Make A Wish reviews
Rose is a troubled 23 year old unemployed woman with regrets. When she gets a text from a mysterious person at 11:11 will it change her life? Or just make it 10x more interesting. *Request from cometgirl2323!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013 - L
Just Another Case reviews
Request from Scarlett Lawliet! I am taking request just pm or review whichever is fine. LxOC One-Shot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/17/2012 - L - Complete
Under the Willow reviews
This was a request from ChocoholicBrunette14! I will be taking more just pm or review whichever I don't care. MattxOC One-Shot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Matt - Complete