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Joined 08-15-12, id: 4200461, Profile Updated: 07-10-13
Author has written 11 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Legend of Korra, and Justice League.

Hi everyone! I'm Catmandu22 and I love writing Fafiction. I have inner voices that love showing up whenever they want. Kanko is the main one. Don't listen to her! I'm awesome! SHUT IT KANKO!! Any way... This is my Interiveiw.

Gender: Female Female

Hair color: Blonde with brown tips. Purple with green stripes

Style: Pure awesomeness. Pure amazingness.

Name: No comment. Kanko

Age: You don't need to know that *raises eyebrow* 15

Height: 5' 5" 6' 0"

Fav drink: Vanilla Hot Chocolate (it sounds weird but its amazing!) Coffee.

Fav thing to do: Write Fanfic! Read Catmandu22's Fanfic.

The answers in Bold are Kanko's

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yes. Um... I'm a figment of this weird girls imagination. Wadda you think :P.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

My favorite person in the whole fanfiction drawing universe drew it. What picture.

3) What's your middle name?

Udont. Need2no

4) Your current relationship status?

Single...ish. In a relationship. Um... How?? I have my ways. I bet you guys thought I was never asked out. Ha-ha.

5) Does your crush like you back?

Idk. I hope so... Um, YES! I AM DATING HIM.

6) What is your current mood?

Awesome. Very Humourus in a dry fasion.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Um... WHO IS ASKING THIS QUESTION??? Somewhere on the color scale between CREEP and O!!!!!!!!!

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Not possible to answer, I'm wearing a dress. Ijfdjafdljaf. It's a color in Catmandu22's mind.

9) Missing something?

My sanity. A body on the material plane.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Nothing, I'm very happy with my-- aw who am kiding. I'd change the day I said yes to my cheating Ex. I'd go back to the day Katmandu22 was born and fight harder for the dominant mind.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A Jake-The-Dog/Cake-The-Cat. Who says I'm not an animal?

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Yes. Nah. Don't ask how she can, and I can't.

13) Something you do a lot?

Write fanfiction and sing. Watch Katmandu22 write fanfiction and constantly have her screetching voice pounded into my head. ... That was kinda mean... You're right. I'm sorry :).

14) The song stuck in your head?

No Body Dies or what evs by NickleBack. Vixen by Catmandu22

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

An Empathic Angel. I do not understand. What does this pasting mean??

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Kanko. Catmandu22.

17) When was the last time you cried?

Yesterday when my gay friend moved away. Two days after Catmandu22 was born: It dawned on me that I was trapped in this mindset FOREVER.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?


19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

The power to have all other powers. The power to have my own body.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Sense of humor and Personality. The fact that they're the opposite sex.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

A chocolate muffin and a Horizon Vanilla Milk. Coffee.

22) What's your biggest secret?

If it's a secret, why would we tell you?

23) Favorite color?

Purple. Ijfdjafdljaf

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

What do you mean 'still'? Was I supposed to stop? I HAVE to watch whatever this girl wants to.

25) What are you?

As close to perfect as humanly possible (in my eyes). Amazing.

26) Do you speak any other language?

Si, yo hablo espanol. I speak Catmandu-ese.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Cheese cake. Victory.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Bi-Polar. Eh.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope. What's rain?

30) What are you thinking about right now?

How stupid this test was, Pyro and Cassie's relationship, and my crush. How much better of a Dominant Mind I would've been... and chocolate.


Everyone, meet Jordan Ransom. He's brought to you by Amakatsu. THANK YOU! Isn't it awesome?! I think it's perfect!!!! I repeat, THANK YOU!!!

I AM COMPLETLEY INSANE! Oh and please forgive any and all spelling mistakes. I can't spell at all. I have created a few characters and, fair warning, they will most likely be the main characters in my stories until I get bored of them. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

If you would like to draw pictures for my stories I would love you FOREVER!!! And, if you would, please draw pictures of my OC's. Ya know, if ya want...



Taylor's PJ'S at the Mansion:

Kelsey's PJ'S:

Riley's outfit Chapter 21:

Kelsey's outfit Chapter 21:


Cassie's First X-Men Rock Evo. Outfit:

Taylor's First X-Men Rock Evo. Outfit:

Riley's First X-Men Rock Evo. Outfit:

Elise's First X-Men Rock Evo. Outfit:

Legends Of High School:

Torra's first party outfit:

I have read about someone posting Anonymous reviews and signing them in someone else's name. Therefore, please note that I will NOT write an anonymous review and sign my name to it. Instead, I am only signing my name to reviews that I write WHILE LOGGED on. I hope that this will help relieve some issues of some sleazy slime-ball's twisted idea of a game. Whoever doing it needs some serious mental help. *If you feel like doing the same: feel free to copy and paste this message into your profile, adding your name to the list...PhantomBrat...CandyassGoth...HeartXCrossbones...digi-assassin...Catmandu22...*

Okay, these are the OC's I use in my stories.

Forum for X-Men's Kids: PLEASE CHECK OUT:

Cassie Reeds (Kelsey Ransom)

Name (X-Men): Blue Moon

Age: 17 (Or soon to be)

Powers: Controls any types of water.

Allegiance: Brotherhood.

Friends on X-Men: No one.

Friends on Brotherhood: Pyro(duh), Wanda, Taylor, and Tripp.

Likes: Bikes, kids, PYRO, and her inner voices.

Dislikes: Inner voices (complicated), Pyro (at times...), and her father. And conclusion jumpers.

Love interest(s): Pyro.

Elise Griffith:

Name (X-Men): Cat's Eye.

Age: 16

Powers: Able to morph other objects, use certain abilities of animals (ie- cat's claws, elephant strength, etc...) and turn into a brown house cat.

Allegiance (did I spell that right?): X-Men

Friends on X-Men: Zulie, and William.

Friends on Brotherhood: Taylor and Cassie.

Love Interest: Um... No one!

Likes: Making bracelets.

Dislikes: Bullies.

Taylor Roads:

Age: 18

Code name: Justice

Powers: Brings dreams and nightmares 'to life'.

Allegiance (did I spell that right?): Brotherhood. (First X-Men then brotherhood.)

Friends on X-Men: Everyone, save Jean.

Friends on Brotherhood: Everyone except Toad

Love Interest: Well, wouldn't you like to know?! (PST! This is Kanko! It's William!) Stupid Kanko.

Likes: Halloween, and being random.

Dislikes: Dreams, bullies, and stereotypes.

Zulie Kero:

Age: 16

Codename: Need help with that!

Powers: Turns into any animal, can communicate with animals

Allegiance: X-Men

Friends on the Brotherhood: Taylor and Cassie.

Friends on the X-Men: Everyone

Love Interest: Jamie

Likes: Cats, anything cute, and making friend ship bracelets.

Dislikes: Bullies.

William Kero:


Codename: Kero

Powers: Can shape-shift into any object.

Allegiance: X-Men

Friends on the X-Men: Not many, just his sister and... nope that's it...

Friends on Brotherhood: Taylor and Cassie

Love Interest: Taylor

Likes: His sister, TAYLOR, and reading.

Dislikes: Bullies, and having his sister not be near him.

Riley Mathews:

Age: 15

Code Name: Tempest

Powers: Can control all elements, but mostly uses earth.

Allegiance: X-Men

Friends on the X-Men: Jordan, Deadpool, Remy, Amara, and Kurt.

Friends on the brotherhood: Tripp, Pietro, Cassie, Taylor.

Love Interest: Pietro

Likes: Saying 'Thank Zeus!' and using other Greek gods names, being tomboyish.

Dislikes: Girly things and people

Tripp Langley:

Age: 16

Code Name: Slo-Mo

Powers: Super reflexes. Things that move fast seem slow to him. Only works while he has the power turned on. More flexible than a human.

Allegiance: X Men

Likes: Soda

Dislikes: Jocks

Friends in X Men: Nightcrawler and Iceman

Friends in Brotherhood: Quicksilver

Love interest: Amara Aquilla aka Magma

More to come soon!

Pick your birth month

Italic anything that doesn't apply to you
Bold the best that apply to you
Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath

I am September, Kanko is April. I chose April as my birth month cuz I wante to.

JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds . Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Conspiracy Theorys

Ever notice how when something sad is about to happen in cartoons or a big fight is about to start, it rains. But when the fight gets stopped or something happy happens, the sun comes out. I'd love to see that happen in real life.

I was talking about the president yesterday and I saw a black helicopter. Then I was talking abput Mitt Romny and I saw a white one. I always knew that politics were rascist but that's just sad.

Advanteges Telekenitics Have Over Normal Peeps:

Normal Peep: Asks BF, "You didn't forget our anniversary. Did you?"
Telekintic Peep: Reads BFs mind and shouts, "You forgot our anniversary! You A-Hole!!!"

NP: Has to chase a theif.
TP: Just levetates him in the air.

NP: Has to go through the trouble of sneaking around and getting revenge through labor.
TP: Just sends horrible images to that persons mind.

NP: Has to study for tests.
TP: Reads the smart kids mind.

NP: Would laugh at this.
TP: Would read my mind and know it's true.

If you believe in God, post this on your profile, because as Jesus said; "If you deny me in front of people, I will deny you in front of my father at the gates of heaven."

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You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When:

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.

2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.

3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.

4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.

5. You claim you have wings.

6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.

7. You daydream about meeting the flock.

8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.

9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.

10. You study about birds.

11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.

12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.

13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.

14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.

15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (2012 baby, yeah!)

16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.

17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.

18. You hate dog crates.

19. You think scientists are evil.

20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.

21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.

22. You've found a new respect for blind people.

23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.

24. You say 'U and A' a lot.

25. You think you have a Voice like Max.

26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.

27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.

28. You know what 'Fax' is.

29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.

30. You claim to have brain attacks.

31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.

32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.

33. You daydream of flying.

34. You love chocolate chip cookies.

35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.

36. If you want to become a writer because of MR

37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.

38. If you love Fan-fiction.

39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.

40. You want a talking dog.

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.

2. Even the little things can help save the world.

3. Red-heads are evil!!

4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.

5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.

6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old. (Now you tell me...)

7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.

8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.

9. French is the universal language.

10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.

11. Count your blessings.

12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.

13. Nachos and Mountain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.

14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words. (he summed up mine in 5 words, yes i've met him... Ok fine, i didn't, but i so so wish i could (sigh)

15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.

16. Never get hooked on Valium.

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.

20. Kids are better than adults. (this is so true, but um, my parents give me the money, so...)

21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.

22. The best cooks are blind pyros.

23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.

24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.

25. School really is an evil place.

26. Teachers really are out to get you.

27. Remember to flap.

28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.


30. The order of power: God, Jesus, Fang, Max, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Angel, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam and Lissa don’t make the list.

Okay, I opened a community and I would loooovvveee you forever and ever and ever and EVER if you checked it out. Link below!

if you have so much on your profile that you have forgotten what on it then copy this into your profile

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile.

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I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

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I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you have ever asked someone to repeat a question because you didn't understand it, then did it again just to annoy them, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine! SeverusHermione The Slytherin that cares, Catmandu22,

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

If your having trouble on a test,
just remember that the answers
are always right in front of you.
(if you're sitting behind someone smart)

Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

50 ways to make a teacher want to hit you.

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up
like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy
for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is
Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12.When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.

13.When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on,
look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to
reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a year 7 and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34, when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T SNOG YOU!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, " I forgot"

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

warning no children where injerd in the making of this list

teaches on the other hand whent insane

Read this. I almost didn't and I'm so glad I did.

Most people don't act stupid -- it's the real thing.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.
A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!
Practice makes perfect...but some say nobody is perfect so why practice
I am a bomb technician... if you see me running try to keep up
When life give you lemons, keep them, because hey, free lemons.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
Few girls admit their age. Few guys act theirs.
Never take life to seriously... you’re not getting out of it alive.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

She's emo? You'd cut too, if you've been through what she has.

She's anorexic? You'd be too, if everyone called you fat everyday.

She's a whore? She made one mistake that cost her her reputation.

She's a showoff? Her parents abused her, & she's never heard of praise.

She's loud? She's invisible at home, & she wants to be heard.

... ... ... ... She's quiet? She's afraid to speak, because she's scared to get made fun of.

She's fat? She binges, because she misses her dead brother.

She's a geek? She wants to get into college, so she can support her poverty ridden family.

She doesn't wear Abrecrombie? Her parents have been out of work for months, clothes aren't her top priority if she can't even afford food.

She's ugly? Tell me, what is the definition of beauty?

Who are you to judge them? You know their name, not their story.

Bite me and I'll bite back.

Me, sarcastic? Never.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. (Alas, my cover's been blown. I hate getting caught.)

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, CRAP!"

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

I intend to live far so good

Old enough to know better, young enough not to care

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried

When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Cross over to the dark side... WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the bell and run away, he hates that

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

Taste the rainbow: EAT CRAYONS!

When there's a will, I want to be in it

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much

We're best friends. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

10 Commandments of a Teenager
1)Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
7) Thou shall not skip class.
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

"Cinderella Walked On Broken Glass,

Sleeping Beauty Let A Whole Lifetime Pass,

Belle Fell In Love With A Hideous Beast,

Jasmine Married A Common Thief,

Ariel Walked On Land For Love and Life,

Snow White Barely Escaped A Knife,

It Was All About Blood, Sweat And Tears,

Because Love Means Facing Your Biggest Fears."

How much am I worth?

Hair Color
() Brown £100
() Blonde £50
() Dyed £25
() Black £15
() Bald £5
(x) Other £75
Total so far- £75

Eye Color
() Brown £50
(x) Green £75
(x) Blue £150
() Hazel £100
(x) Other £15(mine changes)
Total so far- £315

() Over 7'- £200
() 6'8"- 7' £175
(x) 6'- 6'7" £150
() 5'5''- 5'11" £75
() 5'4"- 5'10" £85
() Under 5'4" £0
Total so far- £465

() 50-56 £175
() 46-49 £150
() 41-45 £125
() 31-40 £100
() 26-30 £75
() 21-25 £5o
() 19-20 £25
(x) 0-18 £100
Total so far- £565

Birth order
() Twins or more than twins £750
() First born £320
(x) Second born £150
() Only child £250
() Middle £100
(x) Last born £100
() Third born £550
() Fourth born £300
() Fifth born £400
() Sixth born £215
Total so far- £815

() I did like once £400
(x) On Holidays £250
() Sometimes £215
() YES £200
() Only weekends £300
() Every other day £50
() Once a day £15
() I live from the bottle £Bankrupt
() No £600
Total so far- £1065

() Perfect £400
() need or have glasses/contacts, but don't wear them £200
(x) glasses £50
() contacts £25
() surgical correction £100
Total so far- £1115

Shoe size
() 13£300
() 12 and a half-13 £250
() 11-12 £400
() 7-10 £50
(x) 7 or less £450
Total so far-£1565

Favorite colors (multiple)
() Green £750
(x) Red £600
(x) Black £100
() Yellow £475
() Brown £300
() Purple £225
() White £400
(x) Aqua £350
() Orange £300
(x) electric Blue £300
() Pink £100
(x) Other £
Total so far- £3415

Did you use a calculator to add this?
(x) No £1000
() Some £750
() yes £0

and the Grand Total is... 4415 :) ( great, my schooling is more expensive than me!

Copy and paste this quiz to your profile. I dare you.

Me and my girls, we don't just turn heads, we break necks.

- I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me

- What do i do when i see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when i get tired i put down the mirrior

- I'm busy, you're ugly, have a nice day!

- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus

23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator

1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air
in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re
one of THEM” – and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have
new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die"


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Hold your breath 2. Go to your profile and add this 3. Still holding your breath 4. If you made it, you're a good kisser.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile! (It was horrible!)

93 percent of english teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't obsess! I think intensely. If you do the same thing copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the Hades is drinking my water!¡

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll beBLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

My mind works like brilliant flash and it's gone.

I love Deadlines! i like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Couriousity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought her back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves. (Very few people get this concept)

Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas.

Keep smiling;It makes people wonder what your up to.

Why don't you slip into something comfortable;like a coma.I will gladly help you.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 that don't, copy this to your profile and add your name. Catmandu22,

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. Add your name. Catmandu22,

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO

If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!

If you will always believe CARTER KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!


If you have annoying siblings, copy/paste this on your profile!(and cousins)

If you want to see a Quidditch match copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile. (since nothing else to do)

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. (friggin awsome!)

If you liked Snape (or at least honor him) after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you loved SS/PS, CoS, PoA, GoF, OotP, HBP, and DH, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this on your profile

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! HECK YEAH!

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, It's not. Please? It's too scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug (she gave him a hug)
Guy: Can you take off my helmet; put it on yourself, it's bugging me.
In the news paper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken, and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he made her give him a big hug and tell him she loved him one last time. Then, he had her put his helmet on knowing he would die.

(If this touched you, please copy and paste onto your page.)

is is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... (heehee I love these!!)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (no really (sarcasim in case you cain't tell people)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a knife sharpener:Caution: knives are sharp (no there not thats why i got this)

On shin pads for cyclists:Shin guards cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover. (no dip sherlock)

On a take away coffee cup:Caution: Hot beverages are hot. ( well no. what else are hot things going to be cold?)

Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp:In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood proceed uphill quickly.(well i would go up quickly anyway

In a microwave oven manual:Do not use for drying pets. (what happend so they need to put this on)

On the bottom of a cola bottle Do not open here ( ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats where i normaly open it)(shakes head)

On a box of aspirin:Do not take if allergic to aspirin.(no i am going to take it when i'm illegic to it .

On a bottle of laundry detergent: Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine. (hows that ment to clean then )

On a muffin packet Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat. ( woh the guy has done it again how much did he get paid to write that)

On a ketchup bottle:Instructions: Put on food.(oh maby he's a billioner ny now)

On a bottle of rum:Open bottle before drinking(i never thought to do that before)

A car park sign:Entrance only. Do not enter (whats a girl ment to do then)

A sign in a street in Hong Kong:Beware of people.(yep because where so dangerous)

Rules on a tram in Prague:Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be persecuted.(good luck persecuting dead people) Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA:Take care: new non-slip surface.)so why do i need to take care then )

On a bottle of baby lotion:Keep away from children.(cas this stuff is resverd for babies)

In a car handbook:In order to get out of car, open door, get out lock doors, and then close doors.( and he strikes again)

Directions for mosquito repellant:Replacing battery: replace old battery with a new one.(see one above)

On a birthday card for a one year old:Not suitable for children aged under 36 months or less.( so not suitabul for a one year old then)

In a hotel bedroom:Please do not turn on TV except when in use. (because i'm going to turn it on when i'm not useing it)

In a lift in a Japanese hotel:Push this button in case anything happens.(anything happens like what)

On a TV remote:Not Dishwasher safe (okay who made it necessary to add that)

On a mattress: do not attempt to swallow.( how the flying f* do you swallow a mattress and who would try to )

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then one night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have NO SOUL!!

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Copy and paste this if you care!!!!

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?
THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...
66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread by adding your name. Kashgal & Natures Ruler, Catmandu22,

The Girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. The 15 yr old girl who holds her 1 yr old son, you just called a slut, she was raped at 13. Put this on your profile if you are against bullying

36 Ways to annoy Darth Vader

WARNING: These are surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times
1. Call him Ani.
2. Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons.
3. Ask him if he ever knew, "A cute senator from Naboo." If he says something or stays silent, say, "Ooh, Ani's got a girlfriend!"
4. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"
5. Imitate his breathing.
6. Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink (Or blue) one.
7. Blame it on Tarkin. 8. Show off your toaster that makes your toast shaped like his mask.
9. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that?"
10. Have emotional conversations with him. Bring up Qui-Gon.
11. Follow him around singing "I Know a Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves."
12. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in that suit.
13. Paint his TIE fighter yellow.
14. Stare at him. When he asks you what you're doing, say that you can't see how an evil jerk like him could've ever been a Jedi.
15. Throw mashed potatoes at him.
16. Whistle in his ear. When he comes after you, hide behind a stormtrooper.
17. Poke his shoulder.
18. Call him an "evil creep with a dysfunctional family."
19. Tell him he looks like a droid.
20. Sign him up for a quilting class.
21. Make up words to the Imperial March (Vader’s Theme). Sing them whenever he enters a room.
22. Jab him with a stick.
23. Talk like Yoda all the time.
24. Ask him to play Battlefront with you. If he does, make him be the Rebels.
25. Tell him his mask looks stupid.
26: Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately.
27: Stick refrigerator magnets to him.
28: Follow him around talking about the similarities between his life and Avatar: the Last Airbender.
29: Talk about how his life was like Luke's. Say, "It's almost like you're related!"
30: Tell him that you find his son attractive.
31: Ask him if he likes twins.
32: Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Loudly.
33: Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very disappointed.
34: Call him Dear Old Darthy, especially when you're near someone.
35: Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. Be sure to talk like that guy in the bar in Episode II who tried to sell some to Obi-Wan.
36: After doing number 30, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt.

37: Tell him Ahsoka is still alive and calls him, "Darth Skyguy."

3, 12, 14, 18, 33, 24, 29, 32, 34 and 37 are the best ones!


FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run idiot, run!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Well. We screwed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tell you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

Well, I guess I'm a best friend. Are you?

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is idiot cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

this is from InvaderPhantom16 profile and it touched my heart.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (If you aren't touched by this, you are truly heartless)

Copy and Paste!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701,Afw,charmedcrazy14, charmedbaby11, thesistersthree, Charmedn1, KittyKat835, DethRose, Ying-Fa-Dono, Twistz of Doom, Eilonwy Arwen Kenobi of Narnia,swcwf22,AhsokaXAnakin63752,Agent Megas, barrissandahsokafriendz (Kiera), Shadowmaster77, Catmandu22,

I am issuing challenges when ever I think of them. PLEASE COMPLY!

1) Have you ever tried making a Fanfic where every guy falls in love with one girl. Oh yeah baby. Any of the following girls (Rahne, Jubilee, Rogue, or Cassie *Yeeaa my Cassie* or more than one of them* and it can't be real. Like a magic acident or something. If you have a suggestion just ask :D! T rating.

Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes after me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride'
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachael
Whenever I see a limo pass by my car
Yes I promise to love PJO
Wherever I may go

Copy and paste if you LOVE Percy Jackson series.

Opps... I lit it on fire:

A) Watch as some one smells it and shouts, "FIRE!!!", everyone started scrambiling but (being best buds with Pyro) you are completly safe. Then laugh. A lot.

B) Shout, "Pyro! Why'd you light my pants on fire!"

C) Scream, "I DID IT AGAIN!!" and let the men in white coats take you away.


Message me with your answer!

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

"There was something I was going to say... It's on the tip of my tongue... Oh yeah! Fire! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"- My insane younger sibling (He prevers not to be named)

Copy and paste this if you're following my stories!

(='.'=) This is bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your
(")_(") profile to help him gain world domination.

We're all pretty bizarre. Some are just better at showing it.

I don't know what my problem is, but I do know its hard to pronounce.

The pen is mightier than the sword; no-one expects you to attack them with a pen.

I could never find another man like you...Hell, half the time I can't even find where I parked the car.

I once gave up anime; it was the most terrifying weekend of my life.

Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.

You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, "Well, maybe life isn't for everyone."

Evil Minions; not always as useful as one would hope.

Buckle up!! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

That's when I started breaking into people's houses. I didn't steal anything, but I did rearrange their furniture.

You laugh because I'm a little different; I laugh because I rigged your house with explosives.

Seeing Sasuke making funny faces amuses me greatly.

You can't make a person love you...You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

Slinky Escalator = Everlasting fun.

You know, just once I would like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.

I may not look like much, but I'm a pro at pretending to be a ninja.

Beware of women with kunai.

Do Not Disturb: Plotting

Stupid weatherman...Sunny and clear my rear-end.

"If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

"Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw." -Lilo (Lilo and Stitch)

People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

When you drink, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you sleep. When you sleep, you commit no sin. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last minute of it!!

Kids like us should wear WARNINGS.

Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.

You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us I'm tripping you.

It's shiny and in video game rules, it's important.

I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.

There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't... We call those last people, dinner.

Stalkers are like your best friends. They just hide behind trees more.

It's a good thing I love you 'cause if I didn't, I'd call the men in white coats on you.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

Why would I steel something that doesn't involve money...? Wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was 'why would I steal something at all'. I'm a good girl.

"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough." -Colbert

"Don't provoke the lunatic, alright." -Booth (Bones)

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.

"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway" -Elbert Hubbard

Careful or you'll end up in my novel.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. (Unless no one knows that you're responsible for it; then it's probably best to lie low and wait for it to blow over.)

When you lose, don't lose the lesson. (And the lesson is: "Vengeance!")

"The older you get, the sooner it ends."

Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius"

"i am not insane...i am just looking for the entrance of the kingdom of mayonnaise"

I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!

As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?!

Drive it like you stole it!

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific

We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are.

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

You have the emotional capacity of this stapler

...not to mention that I went crazy again today.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Yes, of course I'm perfectly civil, but that's only because I choose to direct my anger towards such fruitful pursuits as plotting your untimely and gruesome death.

Have a nice day, now.

"We've just witnessed what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'."- Shigure (Fruits Basket)

"A hero has the power to move the world. A true hero has the power to destroy the world but chooses not to despite what the world thinks of them." -Joseph Patrick Lyons

This is dedicated to Kashgal and Natures Ruler!!!!!!


If you're just like me, be afraid, be very afraid.

If you're normal, you're boring.

IF you're blonde, shut people up by being in Honors classes (LIKE I DID!)

If you're a person who voulunteers with disabled people, you've got my vote.

If you're mean, you stink!

If you're a nerd, don't worry! Someday you'll be all their boses!

If you're still reading this, YOU ROCK!

If you're an awfull speller person, you're not alone! I stink at it too!

If you're a fan of more than one type of music, you are exactly like me!

If you're a (Straight) guy, don't get your girlfriend angry. EVER!

If you're a (straight) girl, get a GOOD boyfriend.

If you're a (Homosexual) guy/girl, GOOD FOR YOU!!!

If you're not happy with my opinions, TOO STINKIN BAD!

If you don't review on my stories, I'll sick pyro on you! And I will stop writing! Wich will make me DIE! So you will have had a hand in my death! Hows that on your conscious!?

Who has two thumbs, blonde hair, and wishes they owned X-Men? This Chika!

Things to do in Wal-Mart:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like doing nothing on a beautiful day and laughing at people who do post this in your profile!

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The Tale of Elise Griffith by Anony mouse101 reviews
The story of an OC I made for Catmandu22's story, The Newcomer: X-men Evo Season 5. Elise is a kind, average girl from a good family in New York City. When her powers appear she fears that her family will despise her, so she runs away. Follow her on her adventures as she escapes a greedy telepath, travels the US and meets other interesting characters. Reviews appreciated. :)
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012
Next Generation: LOTS by Lindsey Dylan reviews
Welcome to the L.O.T. (League of Teens), a secret training facility for new, young, teenage heroes and heroines that helps them control their powers and use them to bring justice. NO MORE OCs PLEASE! Rated T for Violence and Language! (previously called: Next Generation: Titans)
DC Elseworlds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,333 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013
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Sahara reviews
Hate. It's a damning, Godforsaken, cruel concept that I thought I would never feel. One person has proven me wrong. In one year, he made me totally reconsider my feelings. Yes, I still believe hate is despicable, nasty, and there are few who deserve it. My name is Savanna Martinez-Gomez and, with that said, I hate Damian Grey. (Companion story to Hazardous By Instincts story Dart.)
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,145 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - OC
The Newcomer: XMen Evo Season Five reviews
This is like a fifth season to the X-Men Evolution TV Show. Any changes or notes will be mentioned before each chapter/episode/thingy. Please enjoy and reveiw!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,965 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - OC
X-Men, Rock Evolution reviews
This is where all characters are involved in a band. WARNING: LOTS OF OC-NESS. Rating cause I'm paranoid. AU.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Pyro, OC
Bayville Art Academy reviews
LOK and XME cross over. Korra's been wanting to get into the Bayville Art Academy for ever and when she does, she finds new friends, new enemies, BIG drama, and maybe even true love. No bending nor powers. Read my XME stories and my Profile for info on the characters. ;)
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2012 - OC, Korra
Legends of High-School reviews
The name sucks, I know. Find a better one and I'll be glad to accept it. Rating for language and gestures. Korra is the preppy blonde that everyone (no one) likes. Mako and Bolin are the brooding brothers. Korra's crush dates her bestfriend and it all goes up hill from there. Mostly...
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Korra, Mako
IMM (Instant Mutant Messaging) reviews
Instant messaging... Mutant style. Suckish summary but not that bad of a read.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012
Slumber Party! reviews
Multiple slumber-parties (sleepovers) on one night? Throw in some boy/ girl troubles, free wi-fi, and a few girls on their monthly. What've you got? One interesting story.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2012 - unknown, Pyro
Happy Holidays! reviews
In the show, they only celebrated Christmas. Well, I celebrating all of them! Or at least all the ones I want to. In no particular order. This'll be fun.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2012
Awards and More! reviews
Come one, come all! To the first ever Mutant Awards! For a few weeks I, the awesome Catmandu22, and my friends will be holding the cast of X-Men Evo hostage... Er... I mean as guests. Competions, Paegents, and more! Stay tuned for more!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2012
Ten things reviews
Rogue is getting mysterious letters. What's she gonna do about it? .
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Rogue/Anna Marie
Ultimate Fire reviews
This is a very short Jonda oneshot. It's way different than anything I have ever written or ever will write. Probabaly... Might turn into an actual story...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Scarlet Witch/Wanda M., Pyro - Complete
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