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Joined 08-16-12, id: 4202063, Profile Updated: 02-17-13
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, Kane Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Greek Mythology, Big Bang Theory, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Parodies and Spoofs.

i love percy jackson books. Nico is my fav!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love writing stories but can never finish them. (Sadie's love life is my only exception)

i believe everyone has a gaurdian angel.

i am greek mythology nut. (SERIOUSLY! I know everything and everyone in that world and must implore you to quiz me sometime)

That's about it. I'm too awesome for words:3

YOU GUYS WANT MORE?!?!? FINE. Im in a good mood. i can spare time. kinda. school can wait...
this,by the way, is something i love dearly as it's true. I found it on someone else's profile and edited. It was originally a team Edward thing. Copy and pate if you like.

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„øºTeam Jacobºø„
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100% a Bella/Jacob
100% Team Jacob
only a Vampire can love forever. Only a werewolf can imprint their love instead of leaving you in new moon.

I got slytherin in pottermore.

My fav bands: Owl city (who technically don't count as he is a soloist with a name which he gave himself), Green Day, Nickelback.

Fav songs: Dementia, Vanilla twilight, Speed of love, Take it all away, On the wing, Alligator Sky, Galaxy, Fireflies, If my heart was a house.
Songs I hate: Call me maybe, Good time (as it features Carly rae Jepson. Other than that I love the song)

Everything under the line break is pure rubbish, feel free to skip to the bottom.


this is a pledge i made up for how i met your mother:

i promise to remember ted whenever life seems bleak.

i promise to remember barney when something is legendary.

i promise to remember marshal when pancakes are a baking.

i promise to remember lilly when toddlers are a painting.

i promise to remember robin whenever i see a bird.

i promise to remember how i met your mother whenever this stuff occurs.


trueloveis4eva is my beta and she is amazing so check her out. im a fantasy nut. i live in england. im 11. you can think again if u think im not a mentalist who should be in asylum (im proud to be different). nico di angelo is 2nd on my list of guys i love. and, no, im not so sad to actually write it. i just have a mental one. the first person on that list is my boyfriend. love ya liam!!
then its nico then its barney stinson (how i met your mother), then its all the guys from big bang. i dont like like them i mean it in a cousin/brother kinda way.
jesus! i just wrote the list! that screws up my now busted bubble. where was i again? ... OH YEAH!!!! Introducing me (anyone who has/will/did watch camp rock 2 will be humming right about now)
My fav pairings/pairings im cool with:
frazel (FRANKHAZEL=PJO)
percabeth(PERCYANNABETH=PJO)
thalico(THALIANICO=PJO)
oc's i can live with. sometimes.
(DRACOGINNY=HP) still lookin for a cute couple name
(DRACOHERMIONE=HP) " "
garry (GINNYHARRY=HP)
rmione(RONHERMIONE=HP)
alsper(ALICEJASPER=TWILIGHT)
(ROSALIEEMMETT= TWILIGHT) lookin for a cute name
(CARLISLEESME=TWILIGHT)
lenny= tbbt
shamy=tbbt
hownadette=tbbt
rajoc=tbbt

my first story on fanfic was: victoria: im back mrs cullen.
i made it thinking 'well, victoria deserves something' i may or may not have deleted it by the time you read this. if i have, however, and you think "what would that be like?" let me know and i'll send you the first/only chapter.
the second was: twilight on facebook!!!!!!!!
i truly love this story however i am also breaking the rules. the whole noscript chat thing is a stupid rule but its a rule and im changing it when i get 5.
the 3rd was: big bang: supernatural-ised.
i seem to love colons...anyway it is an okay story not really worth alot but eventually will make you laugh. hopefully. thats the goal at least. It has now officially been deleted.
The fourth was Lets get together and feel alright!
I wrote it in the hope that someone else likes greek mythology. It's basically about zeus being trapped in the golden net. It is also highly dodgy.
Fifth: Merry and Pippin's guide to being a hobbit which still has no reviews. The story is basically the title.
Sixth (I feel like the script! *hums six degrees of separation*): one look at Sheldon's mind
Sheldon creates a machine in which the gang can go into his mind and see how stupid they look.
seventh: Skulduggery pleasant and the meeting with the supreme council
hmmmmm.. What do you think it's about?
Eighth: Snape&Lilly? Lilly&James?
Basically Lily makes the decision between them both with very, very large surprises.
Ninth: You don't know, no one does
Luke's point of view of when Kronos's tried to take over his head
Tenth: Sadie's love life
The title is kind of a lie because there is only one poem about it. There are further chapters of the other characters love life situations. It is now completed and those who reviewed have a dedication In the final chapter.
i havent wrote any other story but when i do i'll update this. all you'll know is a story has been added but this line shall still be here to trick you.

things i believe in:
You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter!
You say vampires
I say wizards!
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black!
You say Team Edward
I say Team Potter!
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say 'is Cedric Diggory'!
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I know that's James and Lily!
You say EDWARD SPARKLES
I'll laugh at how childish you are!
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now Shut Up!
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Hogwarts Rules

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

So that all may see my dedication

because I know what the demigods know

Percy Jackson isn't an obsession

Its a way of life, you know...

(\_/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

YOU KNOW YOUR AN AUTHOUR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it there was a thunderstorm outside and Annabeth got scared and needed Percy to comfort her? STORY IDEA!! MUST GET TO COMPUTER!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that idea has been pronounced idear?)

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered! I love you starbucks!!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Heck, yes!!)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (I'm pretty sure I DO have it)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

There is an ongoing narration inside your head, as if you are writing your life story in third person. (Ex: As (your name) was typing, a sudden desire of chocolate hit them.)

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!"

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to push down the stairs! :)

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else

Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.

I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people. (Yupers)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico! (Hades NO!)

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know everything now. )

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree (Duh!! I've been trying to get a bunch of my other friends to read it. Some of them have, and they love it :D)

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You think the TLT poster in your room is a video camera, and they are secretly watching you.

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

Hogwarts Rules

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) But yes, I will do it all anyways.

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Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn ptu it on yuor porifle !!

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: Were you deformed by the pressure difference when you ascended from Hell?

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

TWILIGHT OATH:

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

I promise to remember Edward

Each time I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there is a big boom

I promise to remember Rosalie

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

Every time I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me that they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my true obsession

Because I know what Twilighters know

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A W-E-R-E-W-O-L-F, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!)

if you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

Being mature is overrated.

Did you know...

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Edward vs Normal guys.

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

In my mind...
Edward Cullen is my lover.
Alice Cullen in my bestfriend.
Jasper Hale wants to eat me.
Rosalie Hale wants to be me.
Emmett Cullen can't get enough of me.
Carlisle Cullen cares about me.
Esme Cullen is like my 2nd mother.
Jacob Black wants me.
And Renesmee is my sweet little angel.
I am a Twilighter;;and PROUD!

I read all four twilight books in the hours of 10 AM to 5 AM without stopping!

You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 48 other dangerous words.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.

I'm so gangster. I carry a squirt gun.

One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??

People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

you have been Pinned
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on
profile if you've caught it!

Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Fastest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Smartest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous. ;)

If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
If ya can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em.
If ya can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em.
If ya can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em.
If ya can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you laugh Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. Crazy is when you automatically twist something completely innocent into something perverted. Crazy is when you start out painting your bedroom with your best friend and end up COVERD in pink paint and a ruined bedroom door, rolling on the floor laughing. Crazy is if you can sit through an eight hour car ride doing nothing but remembering and thinking about twilight fan fictions. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

ROSES ARE RED,

VIOLETS ARE BLUE,

I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT

AND NEITHER DO YOU!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Copy and paste it on your profile if you can't believe how incredibly cute that was

0RiGiNAL TWILIGHT FAN

E - Elegant
D - Dazzling
W - Well Behaved (most of the time)
A - Angel
R - Reads Minds
D - Desirable

C - Crooked Smile
U - Ultra Cute
L - Loves Bella More Than Anything
L - Lives For Bella
E - Extremely Beautiful
N - Never Backs Down

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Twilight Jokes

- How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!

- Why can't people stay angry at Jasper Hale?
He calms them

- Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself.
She came back with a mirror...

- Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them?
There would be no fight becasue Alice would have seen the ship sink in her visions and never got on!

-Jasper will never be a therapist becasue he already knows how you feel about that.

-What happened to the man who kept a secret from Edward Cullen?
Nothing, Edward already knew what the secret was!

-What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse ;)

-How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

-How do you irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

-Jasper Hales first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.

I like cheese. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that you deserve a cookie because your actually reading my endless profile copy and paste this on yours. (And you're correct, if you're actually reading this you deserve a life's supply of cookies)

People say its that it's people who do the killing not the guns, but i think the guns help. if you just pointed your fingers at people and shouted bang you wouldn't kill many people.

If life is a play then where are my lines?

If you don't have anything nice to say I'll hit you for insulting me.

People say that children should be seen and not heard, but nobody told the six year olds.

When life gives you lemons ask why lemons.

If everybody was beautiful then nobody would be.

If you have to be cruel to be kind do you have to be kind to be cruel?

Life isn't fair. If it was then James and Lily Potter would still be alive.

Girls are evil, cruel and rude, pity the boys who fall for them.

If you break my heart Ill break your face!

When life gives you lemons make orange juice and leave them wondering how you did it.

You know whats sad telling your boyfriend/ girlfriend you love them then the next day you break up with them.

People think that people who are smart are defenceless, tell that to your black eye!

Let the world hear your song. (just be good at singing)

B.F.FS arnt always forever!

I always get so close to something then it runs away! :(

Zutara willl last forever

Why does no one understand this is my world your just living in it.

The world never understood me but it understands long multiplication it dont make sense.

Why do people just stand there when there being punched why dont they move out of the way.

I just keep going no turning back its not like I had a choice.

Dont believe all you here in the newspaper

Why do you have to go to school on your birthday you should stay at home and party.

If life was fair they would make another The Last Airbender movie.

If everyone was kind then no one would be.

Can you believe no one gave me a giant chocolate bar.

The world never leaves me alone. It always gives me another problem to deal with.

Im not afraid to be uniqe.

The world cant cope with my awsomeness

Here is a tip for writing when your busy brain storming look out of your window it can give you lots of ideas. I once saw a girl who must be 10 or 11 years old getting chased by a donkey in a field. It gave me an idea but most of all it made me laugh. :)))

How can they make more than one Last Airbender movie when it's the last one?

High School computers dont let you go onto Fanfiction, what is wrong with the computers?

I love the boy with the bread

I come from the land of the Lumberjacks (District 7)

Down with the Capitol

Im obsessed with the Hunger Games

I dont like people who think they know everything about Percy Jackson when they think Tyson is stupid.

so this is who i am. this is what i believe in. most of this was copyed and pasted from trueloveis4ever, annabeth137 and edwardandbella4eva. cheers! OH!!!!!!!!!! i almost forgot (that happens alot) its just cassie is a great author check out demon embrace. i promise it is a-m-a-z-i-n-g!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
read my stories and i'll read yours. one last thing: i do sign language, english, spanis, french, and am trying to do latin. CIAO!!!!!!

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Aphrodite's Love Show by Author1998 reviews
Pretty much what the title says. When Aphrodite get's bored, she decides to create a TV show. When she plops Percy Jackson in the middle of it, he discovers what the TV show's purpose is. Annabeth, of course is in it with him, and neither of them want to be there. Then why stay? Let's just say they're both handcuffed to the chairs. I will do different pairings later on. Please R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Aphrodite
My rock and my world aka Jacob Black by teamjacob2012 reviews
After Edward dumps Bella in New Moon she finally gets over him BUT what happens when he comes back? What happens when shes not sure about Edward and Jacob and what happens when she picks one of them and the other strikes revenge?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,090 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Bella, Jacob
Dawn Of Happiness by Twifanatic12 reviews
As Renesmee grows, she notices that Jake is always there for her. He gives her what she wants, listens, and pays attention to what she needs. He is her best friend. And always will be... but when she gets older she realizes that he could be something more. This story starts with renesmee's birth and goes on wayyyyy after breaking dawn. Please read, review, and most of all, Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 54,973 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Facebook for CHB by Livestolove reviews
Camp half blood and the olympians on facebook is always funny
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011
Dear Fanfiction Writers by Annabeth137 reviews
Short letters from the Percy Jackson characters to Fanfiction writers who have screwed up! A whole bunch of mini-vignettes, don't expect lengthy chapters. UPDATE: I have lost most of my motivation, but I will try to continue when summer starts again.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Annabeth C., Clarisse R., Thalia G., Connor S.
Edward Meets Young Bella by BookishMe reviews
It's a Saturday and Bella asked to go to the park alone. In the park, she sees breathtaking people who...well, took her breath away. Will she get to know them? Are they dangerous? Are they capable of killing her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,524 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Demon's Embrace by Team Moriarty reviews
"I don't know what's worse, going to hell or falling in love with a demon." Bella finds herself summoning a demon for a wish. When she finally gets what she wants, it's not all what she thought it would be. AU/Kinda OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 58,764 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paradise by Arora Woodmnyx reviews
this is a poem i wrote for my grandpa please read and enjoy
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013
Meeting On Facebook? by Saving People Slaying Things reviews
Our beloved characters from harry potter and percy jackson meeting online? All the classic couples. rated T because i feel like it. The format is no longer allowed on fanfiction, I may continue it elsewhere.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Green - eyed God by Gone Into Oblivion reviews
Edward and Bella were forced into an arranged marriage. Edward left Bella. Bella tries to move on in her life. But...Edward now wants her back. He will do anything in his power to have her back...and he has a lot of powers...Assward / Cockyward / Possesiveward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Bella, Edward
Twilight and Facebook Equal Some Weirdness by twihardgleek20 reviews
Ok, the Cullen's, Volturi, Werewolves and many many more got facebook and so join them in their journey to status updates and weird comments. R&R! Same story but I have made some changes! Rated T just incase.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,493 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Complete
Labyrinth by AladdinSane73 reviews
A very random parody.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
The Everyday Life of a Vampire with Werewolf Friends by cndsmile reviews
After her life threatening encounter with the Vultori, 'Vampire Girl' Bella Cullen is happily living the life as an immortal Vampire. Her half Vampire daughter Renesmee, husband Edward and werewolf friend Jacob are closer than ever. What happens when her everyday life finds it's way to one of the dreams she had when she was still human? The one with the green eyed little boy?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Battle Of Manhattan - Nursrey Rhymes by Shadowfax lord of horses reviews
Some traditional takes on some classic nursery rhymes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kronos - Complete
Twilight Chatroom by Roza Zammie Goode reviews
This is all about the Twilight characters in their own chatroom. All the characters will probably make a appearance but obviously the main ones will always be there. Full summary insdie. Rated T but maybe M for later chapters. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Bella, Edward
Life and Death, Light and Darkness by TrueLoveIs4ever reviews
How could a goddess of such light fall in love with a god of such darkness? How could a god with an aura of death fall in love with a goddess with an aura of pure life?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,576 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hades, Persephone
What's on your mind? by Forbiddendawn reviews
What happens when the gang from big bang theory are let loose on facebook? Just about everything! Watch out for bumpy rides along paths full of romance, feelings, beasts and everything that Raj can make up from watching ROM-Coms! Bazinga! Rated T for minor swearing and suggested adult themes. R&R.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Leonard H., Penny
A Crossover Facebook by arKlight.RevIsion reviews
Your favorite PJO and TKC characters use facebook! The title pretty much says it all. One-shot, unless you want me to add more. Character will or may be OOC, sorry!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
Fellowship of the Facebook Status's by ParzivalHallows reviews
What if Frodo, Aragorn, Legolas, Sam, Merry and Pippin plus others had a facebook? o.O
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Frodo B.
Dear Diary by Elf Knight reviews
Unbeknownst to the others until now, Percy Jackson has been keeping a diary ever since he joined Camp Half-Blood. But all his secrets are revealed one day when Anabeth, Thalia, and Nico discover it while cleaning up his room... AU/Percabeth/Thalico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,052 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Twilight Chat Room by BloodSukr reviews
What would happen if all the Cullens had facebook or any other chatroom Would there be anything weird in store for them? Or Maybe a few suprises from former work collegues *hint hint*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
The Facebook Anthem by TheSeddiestNub reviews
A Facebook Parody/Song Written By Moi!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Twilight Facebook! by JasmineLaBelle reviews
Okay, I changed the name...and even though it says Twilight Facebook, there's going to be a different book series for each chapter, with random popups from other series. : Enjoy! Jasmine
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011
Harry Potter I: Facebook News Feed Edition by BurstAndBloom91 reviews
The Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone, Facebook News Feed style!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,758 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Complete
The Gods got Facebook! by Tash Salvatore reviews
The Gods got Facebook! RUN! lol
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
Pokemon (Owl City Parody) by KingParody reviews
"Pokemon" parody of "Fireflies" by Owl City. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete
Welcome to Facebook by caught in the wind reviews
The story of the Twilight Saga, told through the hilarious updates of the socal networking site.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010
Facebook: Connect & Share by nottowaywolf reviews
Bella joins Facebook and a whirwind of events occur on the networking site with conflicts and romance. Who knew a social networking site would be so influential? Takes Place AFTER New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Once upon facebook by Miss.Carlie reviews
life of our favourite characters told on facebook...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2010
Edward Plays The Sims 3 by AndShe'sAfraid reviews
The title explains it all;;Give it a chance?*:D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter And The Demigod Mortal At Twilight by Mr. mIXItz reviews
Everything seems great at hogwarts until.... percy jackson, Annabeth, Grover. And the twilight cast comes. Expect VERY BAD THINGS. And its strong language so if you cant handle it...DONT READ IT!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter:Stalked on Facebook by Coyotocomet reviews
See up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Lord of the Facebook: The Two Notifications by aotearoan reviews
LOTR's The Two Towers, told through the characters' facebook accounts. A continuation of The Fellowship of the Facebook Status Updates by sweetypie15. Same author, but posted under a different account. UPDATE: Return of the Friend Request now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Edward Cullen's psychological profile by aotearoan reviews
One-off. Edward Cullen's psychologist is concerned. Rated M for adult content not slash . Do not read if you like, totally, like, LOVE! Edward! Because he's like sooo perfect! Please RR. I wrote this for fun and also out of concern. disclaim: i don't own!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS? by sweetypie15 reviews
Try being Legolas. Having to deal with Aragorn's love life, teachers, his psychotic mother & her latest husband, councillors, detention and Pippin following you around asking stupid questions. Don't read if you have an idealised view of Leggy. Just don't
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 35,489 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
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Will you?
Basically James is trying to be with lily and is constantly fighting with Severus. It is a story. Its a sucky one but its still a story
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P.
It hurts reviews
Nessie found a book full of old love poems and songs by her partner Jacob to Bella. When she confronted him he said he would immediately opt out the relationship for Renesmees' mom anyday. What's in the book? Can Nessie forgive him?
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Renesmee C./Nessie
sadie's love life reviews
STOP! NO! THIS ISNT A MUSHY STORY IT'S A POEM SO DONT JUS GO 'NAH, I'LL SKIP' its pretty good and if you dont like it review. if you do great! review and share the love. *this story is now complete. the first 11 reviewers will have a dedication in the last chapter* This is about sadie's love life and carter's
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Sadie K., Carter K. - Complete
Snape&Lilly? Lilly&James?
3rd year at hogwarts and snape is fed up. Does lilly love him? Why cant james back off? Who is the real sirius? Does lilly love james? So many questions and not a lot of answers. We really need to take something into account; what about little, kind-hearted lilly evans?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,033 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Merry and Pippin's guide to being a Hobbit reviews
This story i made up while eating breakfast and then actually sat down and wrote this. Whether you've read the books, seen the movies it really doesn't matter as long as you know who Mery and Pippin are. Is you don't it still dosent matter. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013
Skulduggery Pleasant and the meeting with the Supreme council reviews
What does the title say! That's all the info you need.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
One look at sheldon's mind reviews
Ever wondered what was going on in sheldon's mind? in this story sheldon creates a device which can allow everyone to see if the crazy guy is really that crazy. Will he be more appreciated? Or will the gang think he was more obnoxious than he let on?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Leonard H., Sheldon C.
Let's get together and feel alright! reviews
You know that myth we're zeus is captured in a net? If not read this and find out. If yes then read my take on it. Its a new take so you know, give it a shot.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Complete
You don't know, no one does reviews
You heard luke's side of the story? No. Because it hasn't been told. You may think 'well, he's the bad guys but is he really? Read this short story of how luke fought for annabeth and thalia, and unfortunately lost. Set in the days when they were going to camp half blood. No pairings. Unless you count small thuke. (emphasis on small)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Luke C.
Victoria's back reviews
When edward disposed of Victoria he left out a few peices of her. Now shes back and Renesme's in trouble. Will jacob's will crumble? Or can he save Renesme before all else fails? Bella's in despair, when will this cycle end?*abandoned*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Victoria