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Joined 08-16-12, id: 4202521, Profile Updated: 03-22-14
Author has written 6 stories for Wheel of Time, Hobbit, and Sherlock.

I am deeply interested in Scandinavian folklore and myth. Especially Finnish and (most don't count this, but I do) Icelandic. Currently learning different languages so I can travel to those places in the future. I am American, sorry if that scares you off.

At one point in time I had eleven stories published, I deleted nigh all of them. My first story was 'The Wind That Shakes the Willow', made nearly two years ago (Considering remaking it), and my latest is Oh Brother Mine. I currently have a Thilbo story in progress.

Profile will change over time. Current change: 3/22/14

Fandoms:

Sherlock (Show)
The Hobbit (Movies/Books)
The Avengers (Movies/Comics)
Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler (Show/Manga)
Soul Eater (Show/ Haven't gotten Manga)
Jeff the Killer (CreepyPasta)
Hoodie (CreepyPasta)
Avatar (Show/Movie)
World of Warcraft (Game)
Road to El Dorado (Movie)
Wheel of Time (All books bro, all of them)
Pokemon (Game/Show)
Regular Show (Self-explanatory)

Ships!

Johnlock

Thilbo Bagginshield

Dwori

Radagast/Bifur

Stony

Frostiron

Stark-Spangled-Banner

Sebastian/Ciel

Grell/Undertaker

Undertaker/Everyone

Grell/Will

Medusa/Dr. Stein

Soul/Kid

Kid/Weapons

Crona (Krona)/ Maka

Crone (Krona)/Kid

Jeff the Killer/Anyone

Hoodie/First-person/Everyone

Any WoW NPC/Everyone/First-person

Miguel/Tulio

Nynaeve/Lan

Min/Rand

Avhienda/Rand

That would be about it! You may notice I have particular interest in gay couples, and I do. Why try to hide it? I love it.
So now, if you have made it this far, allow me to introduce myself.

Gifted with the name of: GodzillasCaptor
Cursed with the gender of: Female
Wishing for: A glass of water, or maybe some coffee
Feels happy to read: Gore, smut, cuddles, intestines being ripped out of victims body, ghost stories, not a lot of romance, jk a lot of romance plz, anything super gay cause it makes my insides feel nice

Enough. Go read, my lovely.

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friends by frog.bait.2000 reviews
just like a novel but different
1984 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 12/1/2012
Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie reviews
Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,494 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
The White, Sticky Thread Of The Spider (Black Butler yaoi story) by SebastiansScratchkitty reviews
Ciel's birthday coming soon, and so Sebastian prepares a birthday party celebrating it! However, during the party, a certain visitor arrives and stirs up some mischief... (this was written for my friend's b-day!) oh and btw, this is a terrible summary, but there is some "Special Cream" in here... :3
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Alois T., Claude F.
The Good, the Bad, and the Meddlesome by Italian.CtrlFrk reviews
Bilbo is sick and tired of adventures. He is also sick and tired of Thorin being an ass. Gandalf notices, and, in his usual twinkly way, sets about making things right. Except, his definition of "right" may involve a little more romance than Bilbo had been counting on. But, by the time he finds this out, it's already much too late. Or the one where Gandalf plays matchmaker.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Gandalf - Complete
Defeat by Eilinora sedai reviews
What if Lan and Nynaeve had never been able to marry on the Ath'an miere ship? What if Moghedien returned? R&R!
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,981 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Nynaeve, Lan, Rand A.
Heart Of Ice Chapter 1 by shellxvictoria reviews
Takes place in modern 2009 "suburbia" Its a silly love story between Edward Scissorhands and I. Im not sure how much I'll write for future chapters, that will depend on the reviews. So if you like it, or have constructive criticism please review :
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/28/2009
The Inevitable Love Story between Two Oblivious Idiots by highjynx reviews
In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 123,700 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Brothers by theatrhythms reviews
He doesn't understand why he lets his brother move in with him. AU, Loki-centric; For those of you who'd already been following the verse, please read the introduction and thank you.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 276,441 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Loki, Thor
Just Beyond the Reach by Aate reviews
Thorin wishes to protect Bilbo, but Bilbo can take care of himself just fine, thank you very much. Bilbo/Thorin slash, AU in which none of our lovely dwarves die during the whole Smaug ordeal. The fic is currently being betad by wonderful NoteMyGrin. (Original fic title "Hiding, Hiding Under Your Nose")
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,827 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
A dream by ZombiettaG reviews
A story based on an erotic dream about Edward Scissorhands, wich I had a while ago. ENJOY!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Edward - Complete
Of Ivy and Coriander by Eckersley reviews
Flowers are pretty damn symbolic for hobbits. And there's not enough dominant!Bilbo in this fandom. One-shot, rated T for safety, please don't shoot me for corny ideas.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
His, Only His by SlenderXLover reviews
I knew that I was messed up in the head, in fact, I could pass as insane. No wonder I let him do those things to me. I should have known that there was no use in fighting him. He'd always get what he wanted. After all, he was Jeff the Killer.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
Flowers by Min Daae reviews
Yay for fluffy ONESHOTS. LanxNynaeve. ['you cultivated flowers where I cultivated stones...'] In an argument, Nynaeve says something she didn't mean to say. Lan does something about it. Cuteish. R&R, if you love them. Rating to be safe.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
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Oh Brother Mine reviews
Poem of Mycroft's thoughts after Sherlock returns. Does contain spoilers if you haven't seen the second season.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Look to Me, Visit Me
Light Johnlock. Although there are many times that John wanted to return home in the past six months, he couldn't bear it. He didn't want to go back to the place where he lingered. Post Reichenbach Fall, six months afterwards. (Yes, I have seen season three. No spoilers as far as I know. Rated T to be safe.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Blight of Bilbo Baggins reviews
To think it all started with a cough- while studying, of all things! Bilbo couldn't be more embarrassed, what kind of respectable hobbit got deathly sick as a guest? Slow-build Thorin/Bilbo, Ori/Dwalin, and (very light) Bifur/Radagast. (Movie-verse, author severely needs to get around to reading the book.) ON HIATUS AT THE MOMENT. I WILL RETURN.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,322 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 1/3 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin, Ori
Chills reviews
One-shot. Thilbo, Thorin/Bilbo. Movie-based. Bilbo really has no idea what he got himself into.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Force of Nature reviews
To put it lightly this is just a Lan/Nynaeve thing. On hiatus.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Nynaeve, Lan
Wind That Shakes The Willow reviews
Lan and Nynaeve. Considering re-writing.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Nynaeve, Lan - Complete