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HI My name is cj and here are some things about me

MY FAV THINGS/

TV SHOWS/ Dr who and supernatural

BOOKS/ harry potter and skulduggery pleasant

MOVIES/ Mama Mia and How to train your dragon

O.T.P/ destiel ( dean and castiel from supernatural

my friends on fan fiction are:

ohmyleppy

lepOfficer

cjrose

EpochEternityHunter

Simsrforever


FISH (FUCK IT SHIT HAPPENS)

Y0L0 (YOU ONLY LIKE OWL)


I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me.
Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.


Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103


95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitches!"


Things That Don't Make Sense Outside of Supernatural

Death is badass and likes to eat pizza

Satan is sexy

God’s a crappy writer

The King of Hell is sassy

Angels are douchebags

Gabriel is the worst angel and the best prankster

The moose is also sassy

Demon blood is crack

Hoarding toilet paper will help you in the apocalypse

Jefferson Starships are horrible and hard to kill


Proud to be a hater of Twilight!

If Edward and Bella Cullen were standing on the edge of a cliff, 90 percent of Americans would freak, 9 percent would yell JUMP! If you're in the 1 percent who would give them a final push, copy this to your profile.

97% of teens would cry If they saw Edward Cullen On a skyscraper, about to jump. 3% would sit, eat popcorn, and yell,

"DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!!"

If you are a 3% put this on your page.


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Owls in the Impala by BatTitan reviews
The new hunter who has joined the Winchesters is, in Dean's words, "a weird little midget with a cool scar." A collection of oneshots that take place mostly during season 5 of Supernatural and after the seventh book of Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Prince of the Crossroads by Chibi-Chan71 reviews
Story written from letter "Conner Crowley" from the supernatural rejection letters. Harry is adopted by our favorite Crossroads demon; Crowley. The outcome will change more then the wizarding world. Maybe even the Apocalypse itself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,575 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Crowley
The Savior, Child of the Tardis, Son of a Mad Man by Kuroi In a Black Hole reviews
Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 199,169 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Not Who She Seems by Children of Darkness reviews
Lily Potter was never Lily Potter, but only James ever knew the truth. And instead of a son, they had a baby girl, Rayna. Upon discovering their sister's death, Thor and Loki swear to protect their niece, when they find her. How will the discovery that she is one of the Aesir change the events after fourth year? Fem/Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,012 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 2,270 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P.
Tavern Drabbles by Kiva Taliana reviews
Merlin appears to spend a huge amount of time in 'the tavern'. Arthur is determined to stop this. The only problem is... Arthur has to find the right tavern in order to do so. Complete and utter silliness in story form... ;-
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Arthur, Merlin
Something Blue by Amelyani reviews
Something out of this world has Detective Kate Becket and Richard Castle stumped as they solve a strange series of murders while planning their wedding. And when things can't get any more bizarre, they meet a odd man in a pinstripe suit with unkempt hair, babbling on about bio-psychic residue and alien technology. Who is this Doctor and will Kate finally believe in the impossible?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Castle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,229 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rick C., Kate B.
Fire Born by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,145 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 2,834 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,166 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 5,162 - Follows: 6,885 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
31 Facts of December by Sick Twisted Mind reviews
For each day of December (starting late), the Guardians will learn something new about the youngest member of their group. No matter what it may be, Toothina, North, Sandy and Bunnymund will discover all there is to know about Jack Frost and his past life. *One-shots *implied Bunny/Jack in some chapters, not a major thing though *Ratings for each will change
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,427 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Jack Frost
Baby Sitting Kidvengers! by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Just before the portal is finished to send Thor and Loki home, Loki cast a spell that deages the Avengers.Guess who's the lucky wizard assigned to care for the little brats? AwesomeParentHarry giving the Avengers a second chance at childhood, this time done right with lots of love and attention.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,279 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 2,461 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Accumulation of Power by Zyachta reviews
In the Chamber of Secrets, the basilisk venom had already been in his system for several minutes before Fawkes healed him, what if Fawkes was too late ? Super!Harry / Harry/Many / Gray Harry, rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,225 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 3,675 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Fawkes
Adelina by whitetigerwolf reviews
Fem!Harry Creature!Harry Fem!Slash. Adelina Harry is raised as the princess of the Lamia. Gorgons. Medusa. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Harry P., OC
A Doctor, A Harry, and An Angel by ToBeDet reviews
Harry is pushed through the Veil, on the other side he meets an angel, and then a Doctor. Doctor/Harry slash.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/9/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
The Listener by Lythenia reviews
Harry Potter isn't like his family. He's incapable of magic, and he can hear things that should more often than not stay unheard. Fearing for his safety as the squib brother of the BWL, little Harry is hidden from the world and sent away. But there was someone watching, and waiting, because there are people like him who can do special thing. We call them Superheroes. ON HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Harry P.
A Caribbean Soul by fanpire.x reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella goes back to her real home in the seventeenth century where her first love awaits; but what happens when seven vampires are transported there as well? *Bella/Jack - during NM, then CotBP*
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,304 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 5/1/2010 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, Bella] - Complete
Biography of Red-haired Shanks by hitokiri oro-chan reviews
The crew are cooped up in the galley during some rainy weather and Robin is reading a book that Luffy just can't resist. Nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Saving angels by slayer of destiny reviews
Kali gives Gabriel a little more time, its a race to find a way to heal him when two unusual guests show up on Bobby's doorstep that may be able to give Team Free Will a chance, saving their two angels in more than one way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,803 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Castiel
A Seer Saw Me by Unholy Mess reviews
Luna gave him something, something wonderful. And it was only sometime before he attracted the wrong, or was it RIGHT attention. SeerHarry. Adoption Fic. Beta hiring.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
From the Ashes by LuckyEden reviews
Harry Potter and his son Teddy move to America and their living the life! Until he saves a blue-eyed man that starts calling him father. Rating may go up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Teddy L., Castiel
A Break in the Pattern by Kiaranassimu reviews
Harry Potter has been lied to from the time he was born. He was never Lily and James's son. He belongs to a whole different family, a whole different world. And that world has just found out that he exists. Harry, meet your twin brother, Dean Winchester. New extended summery on Chapter Eight.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,529 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Dean W.
Fledgling by glamglaceon reviews
Harry Potter and Fawkes share a deep connection like no other. Just how will it affect his life? This story will go through all seven of Harry's school years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,661 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Harry P., Fawkes - Complete
Brides by whitetigerwolf reviews
Alucard encounters a third girl. FemHarry. Changed to M. Now continueing. ALucard/FemHarry/Integra/Seras
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Harry P., Alucard
Don't Kill Me While I Sleep by The Black Rose16 reviews
Harry has visions. For the first time in a long time, he tunes in to a serial killer that is killing naval officers. Desperate to stop the visions he has, Harry goes to NCIS and offers to help. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,440 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - [Harry P., Tony D.]
The Pale Horseman by Athaeth reviews
Harry has never questioned who he is, because people have always told him. He looks like James, he has Lily's eyes, he is just as much of a troublemaker as Sirius was...But now he has to question who, and what, he is...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Harry P., Dean W.
Claimed Innocence by countryangelatheart reviews
What happens when Ron and Harry's friends find out their dating? Read to find out! **Sequel to Claim My Innocence**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Ezekiel by Athaeth reviews
Harry's life just gets better and better - a Dark Lord finally gone, an angel stalking him and the bloody Apocalypse means Harry will never get any peace in life. And now there are those damn Winchesters to deal with.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,577 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Harry P., Dean W.
Crossing Over by Feyriifie reviews
Harry goes through his magical inheritance, and ends up with something no one expected; the X-gene. He's off to america to explore his new powers; chaos and overall mayhem ensues. Warning; SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,632 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Harry P., Wolverine
Your Word is Your Bond by Eilonnwy reviews
Merlin and Arthur are captured by bandits on a hunting trip, except unlike ordinary bandits, they know Merlin is a sorcerer.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,597 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Hostilis fetal gravida by where-is-my-tennant reviews
Draco casts a spell that effects the most interesting combination of people... Harry Potter, himself and Severus Snape. Severus Mpreg! summary and rating may change
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Severus S.
My Accidental Summoning by Neversaid-I-Madesense reviews
In which a most peculiar demon is accidentally summoned from Hell due to Elliot's klutziness, Perry realizes that they're all meant for more things than he originally thought. Demon!JD, JDCox, Turla, Ellitor, AU!
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,803 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D.
Change of Time by sa-chan5 reviews
OOTP SPOILERS! Will have SLASH later on! Due to an accident Harry is sent back in time and meets the marauders & Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,748 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P.
A Mistake Made Twice by Dragon-Rose-07 reviews
It starts with four friends but always ends with three... A story on the founders of Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Just Like That by Matroushka reviews
They've lived together for four years, but Ron is still pretending to be single. And straight. Ron's behaviour on a night out with the Quidditch team brings things to a head for Harry, and he issues an ultimatum. Slash HPRW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Life of Trenchie and Drakitten reviews
Meet Drakitten. 17 years old, female and completely insane. Meet her brother, Trenchie, 15 years old and is combination of sass, laziness and poshness (no is sure if he's gay). They are the children of one serious angel and one reckless hunter. Watch them wreak havoc in this AU. Have fun
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Dean W., Castiel