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Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games, and Artemis Fowl.

Tiffu. 16. Australian.

Likes: Reading, writing, composing, piano, clarinet, knitting and hockey.

Dislikes: When I cook food for people and they don't care.

Updates/News on "The Adventures of Minerva Paradizo"

I'm designing a new cover for the story, as I personally thing this one is a bit bland, it probably turns people away from the story because of the utter blandness. (I can insult it because I drew it myself, before you ask).

So I decided I would sketch a new one, I was going to upload it the same time as I uploaded chapter 11, then I realized I really should update without delay, so it will be up asap.

Also, I am changing the name to "Smart Girls Think Fast", as I think it is more suitable to the story, also, the old one was a bit long and...boring. You know.

Hm...what else. I'll try to update as soon as I can, but no promises. I have to re-plan the whole thing again thanks to my stupid computer who likes to die at crucial moments.

Current Works:

My main work currently is 'The Adventures of Minerva Paradizo.' I'm thinking of changing the name to "Smart Girls Think Fast" and will do so soon. I just need to get a cover and I shall.

I have side projects I am working on, a few non-fanfiction pieces and a few Artemis Fowl ones. I generally write original stories so I post a lot more on a different site.

I've recently (okay, today) rekindled my love for the Companions Quartet after reading a fanfic today(never heard of it? Not surprised. Look it up: Secret of the Sirens - Julia Golding), which was pretty cool. I'm planning a one-shot and considering a new story. But with all my projects at the moment, not likely to be written any time soon. :P
(Update, that one-shot never happened, maybe in the distant future)

Completed Works:

Unfortunately, I only have one completed work, which is "Let the Games Begin..." which is a Hunger Games one-shot. Please take time to check it out, it won't take too much of your time. I'm not continuing it, no amount of pressure will make me, just clearing that up. Honestly, I have no idea how that would happen, as I think the character dies anyway. Meh. Stuff shall be finished in time.

Quotes Time!!!

"I don't like lollipops." Artemis Fowl II, Artemis Fowl.

“Holly frowned at her. "Glad to see you've forgiven yourself so quickly."
"Harboring feelings of guilt can have a negative affect on mental health."
"Child geniuses," growled Holly.
"Genii," said Minerva.”
― Minerva & Holly

“Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said.

"Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.”
― Holly & Orion

“Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!”
― Foaly

“Artemis simple-toon”
― Beckett (I think)

“I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that despicable centaur Foaly hasn't succeded in splicing surveillance equiptment to plants? So get rid of all the flowers. Rocks, too. I don't trust them. Sullen little blebers.”
― Opal

"Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."

Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell.
"I'm the nut!" Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.”
― Artemis Fowl

“Maybe I owe you something too, human," she said, drawing her pistol. Butler almost reacted, but decided to give Holly the benefit of the doubt.

Captain Short plucked a gold coin from her belt, flicking it fifty feet into the moonlit sky. With one fluid movement, she brought her weapon up and loosed a single blast. The coin rose another fifty feet, then spun earthward. Artemis somehow managed to snatch it from the air. The first cool movement of his young life.

"Nice shot," he said. The previously solid disk now had a tiny hole in the center.

Holly held out her hand, revealing the still raw scar on her finger. "If it wasn't for you, I would have missed altogether. No mech-digit can replicate that kind of accuracy. So, thank you too, I suppose."

Artemis held out the coin.

"No," said Holly. "You keep it, to remind you."

"To remind me?"

Holly stared at him frankly. "To remind you that deep beneath the layers of deviousness, you have a spark of decency. Perhaps you could blow on that spark occasionally."

Artemis closed his fingers around the coin. It was warm against his palm.

"Yes, perhaps.”

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Noble Heart by Rocket Axxonu reviews
While Artemis's mind is still crippled with Atlantis Complex, an old enemy rises again. But this time she intends to entangle a master of deceit in a new deception that will turn the world against him. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,403 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Dark Blue by Kitsune Heart reviews
Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Final Farewell by Falcon97 reviews
A one-shot which takes place during the Way of the Dragon, written in a 'poem-like' format. Rated T for death. May contain spoilers for book three. Written for Yamato's POV sorry about the spacing... R&R!
Young Samurai series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by Arty-the-Puppeteer reviews
"You know, I still re-watch Short's death on my Wide screen before I go to bed. It is just SO dramatic." she chuckled. Artemis let out a sigh bowing his head. She knew how to make him feel pain without even using her specially designed chains. "Ohhhhhh, nooooo, did I break your spirit Arty?" Rated T, because it's one of my fanfics. DARK. R&R To my dear Silyah246
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Artemis F., Opal K. - Complete
Left Foot Fowl by xxArtemisxFowlxx reviews
Artemis Fowl is many things, but "athletic" is not one of them. Unfortunately this calls for some unwarranted teasing from the other boys of his Saint Bartleby's Physical Education class. Will he let them have the final word?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,185 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Dark Side of Every Story by Arty-the-Puppeteer reviews
Collection of short dark-fic's/ Second one-shot under writting Rated T, Dark ArtemisXHolly, character death's
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
I Won't Slow You Down by Arty-the-Puppeteer reviews
The thing he feared the most have happened. Holly is going to marry Trouble Kelp. Artemis isn't sure if he can live on knowing she'll never love him, but he won't slow her down so there is only one way out. Short story from Artys POV. Very DARK AxH. R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
You Were Written by Bellephont17 reviews
Meggie is reading aloud from the new book her father got for her: Artemis Fowl. Farid happens to be listening at the time . . .
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Artemis F., Farid
He's come back by PhiTheGoldenRatio reviews
"That was your brother boys. That's my son Artemis." She relished her next sentence. "He's come back." -Takes place a few hours after The Lost Colony.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
To Whom it May Concern by Opal Roseblossom reviews
Beckett Fowl writes a letter to a University in an attempt to get into a creative writing program. He thinks back to his childhood and what it was like to grow up in a household of geniuses. Or is it genii?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Juvenile Hacking by kris932 reviews
Young students were never easy to deal with...their rich parents were even worse. How does a headmaster try and expel his best six year old student for hacking INTO a lesson plan to improve a test? Artemis Fowl II age six is a terrifying force.NOW EDITED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
101 Deaths of Minerva Paradizo by altairity reviews
Mary Sues, tell me who hasn't had these very same fantasies? Diverse pairings, diverse settings and diverse obituaries. A collection of oneshots. Everyone has their guilty pleasures...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006
Armageddon Fireworks by altairity reviews
Armegeddon: 1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the world. 2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict. Oneshot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Birthday Gifts and Others by Raven Aorla reviews
If you're a good boy, maybe I'll buy you a lollipop." Since when has Holly Short broken a promise? Set after "The Eternity Code". Meant to be one-shot, continued to please insatiable reviewers. NOW COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
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Smart Girls Think Fast (The Adventures of Minerva Paradizo) reviews
Artemis has gone insane. Now what? When strange things start to happen around Fowl Manor, for once, Artemis isn't there to help. Arriving at Fowl Manor, Minerva finds it mysteriously empty, and by finding Holly, together they have rescue Butler and save Artemis before it's too late.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Artemis F., Foaly, Holly S., Minerva P.
Let the Games Begin reviews
It is the start of the 65th Hunger Games. A young girl is going to take place in it and she describes the events leading to her time in the Arena.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012