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Joined 08-17-12, id: 4204454, Profile Updated: 03-12-14
Author has written 4 stories for NCIS, and Elementary.

Attention: I may or may not be back sometime soon. I really don't know. Yeah.

Hi!

My name is Kilo but you can call also me by my pen name; Delila Jules. While this is my first attempt at fan fiction, I am not entirely new to the world of story writing and currently have a Quizilla and Quotev account, and I am working on my first published book (well, it will be published after I'm done). My four favorite TV shows are NCIS, Castle, Under The Dome, and Elementary. I live in the USA and am 16.

Some other things about me:

I often put elements of my own personality into the personalities of characters I come up with, mostly on purpose, but sometimes unintentionally.

Wow. I feel like such a dictionary right now...

You know, cause dictionaries speak all fancy-like and stuff?

Never mind.

So... what else...?

As for music, I listen to a variety I guess. The main ones are: The Beatles; Billy Joel; Britt Nicole; Coldplay; Good Charlotte; OneRepublic; Owl City; and TobyMac. Sorry they're in alphabetical order, I was literally reading them right off of my iPod. There are others, but like I said, those are the main ones.

My hobbies are writing (no, really!?), reading, drawing, rollerskating, ranting, etc...

I know I'm not exactly regular in my updates, but I do it when I can.

LINKS:

Original works:

Profile: http://www.quotev.com/delilajules

Stories:

http://www.quotev.com/story/2515880/Lunar-Eclipse/1/

http://www.quotev.com/story/2616937/Time-To-Speak/2/

Tumblr:

http://kamamwendawazimu.tumblr.com/

Twitter:

https://twitter.com/DelilaJules


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CATHOLIC, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I like LOLITA, so I MUST be a creep.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a stoner
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have my own religious ideology, so I MUST be an ATHEIST
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Is it bad that I laughed at this?)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.


You might be an author if...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend.

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

20. You hate using words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

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Lost In the Middle of the Ghost of You by PenguinOfTroy reviews
The first few days after he's gone are the worst. Her heart, the silly, stupid muscle, still expects to find him every time she turns around. And, of course, she doesn't. Co-authored by PenguinOfTroy and dave-ck. AU
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Kate B., Rick C.
Bad Timing by Rayrawl reviews
Tony's been feeling ill for a while, but put it down to having a persistant flu, until it interfers with a case. A trip to the hospital reveals something much worse, and it will change Tony's world forever. Pregnant!Ziva, Sick!Tony. Tiva, Father/son Tibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,968 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
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Visionary reviews
ADJECTIVE: Belonging or seen in a vision. My name is Dahlia, I'm 13 years old, this is the story of my life. Or, more importantly, this is the story of hw my life was flipped upside down. And it all started with my parents' murder... Romance/Family/Supernatural Tiva & McAbby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Family Ties reviews
Ziva's niece, 10-year-old Saihah Haswari, turns up unexpectedly and sends the whole team a reminder of a past they thought they'd put behind them seven years ago. One by one, they set aside their anger and get to know who Saihah truly is. First story I've done on here so sorry if its suckish at times.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,494 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Ziva D.
The One He Left Behind reviews
When Joan uncovers a stationary when cleaning one day, will she discover Sherlock's pain-filled past in London? R&R. Also some slight JoanxSherlock if I feel up to it.
Elementary - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,188 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Sherlock H., Joan W.
Whispers Of Alex reviews
"Leave me alone, Tony!" Lina shouted, tears coming into her eyes. "Stop pretending like you care about me! Nobody's cared about me since the accident. The only one they ever cared about was Alex!" Tony starts acting strangely on a case, and the team learns about the things he tried so hard to forget. Crappy summary. Rated T for language and drunkenness in later chapters. R&R
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Tony D.