Nosfrat
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Joined 08-17-12, id: 4204641, Profile Updated: 03-13-14
Author has written 17 stories for South Park, Call of Duty, My Little Pony, Left 4 Dead, and Grand Theft Auto.

Nothing interesting to say about me. I'm French (*waves white flag*), I have no life (*waves welfare check*), and I tend to write stuff full of ponies, stupidity, ponies, randomness, ponies, quotes, ponies, lyrics, ponies, references, ponies, angst, ponies, swearing, ponies, feels, ponies, fetishes, ponies and autism. And ponies.
Read at your own risk.

Also, ponies ├╝ber alles.

I use the same nick everywhere, and you can find some of my (slightly better) stories on FiMFiction, some (far worse) stories on Pastebin (if I ever get around sorting and uploading the stuff I wrote), and some random wallpapers/vectors/birthday games/stupid things on Derpibooru.

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Love Is In Bloom reviews
First person Anon x Apple Bloom clopfic. Nothing much to say, just, you know, ignore if that's not your thing. Written as a request. Rated M for extremely obvious reasons.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10 - [Applebloom, OC] - Complete
CJ in Equestria reviews
Carl 'CJ' Johnson is a man no one wants to mess with. He went through a lot in his quest to save his family and rule the streets of San Andreas... but he was never prepared for what Equestria has in stock for him. M for language and general GTA-related stuff.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,538 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 3/24 - Princess Celestia, Carl J.
A Sweet Winter Night reviews
[First person Human in Equestria story.] After confessing her feelings for him, Sweetie Belle convinces Anon to have a sleepover at his house. He is pretty reluctant, but she has a special weapon on her side... cuteness. Lots of things ensue, including burnt food, blizzard, soda, destroyed cities, heartwarming moments, clop and laundry. Not in that order. Rated M for good reasons.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19 - [Sweetie Belle, OC] - Complete
Life's a Party
Pinkie Pie likes to party and hates making sense. Anon just wants to be left alone. But when she falls for him... Stupidity, randomness, French stereotypes, Pacific Rim, Bobby Womack, feels, interspecies romance and physics-defying, 4th wall-breaking shenanigans all ensue. Rated M for language, some drinking, and brief explicit sexual content near the end (not actual clop).
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,224 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4 - [Pinkie Pie, OC] - Complete
Wings of Redemption reviews
A contract killer, ambushed and killed in action, is given another chance at life when he 'wakes up' in Equestria. As he embraces emotions his former life was void of, in a land that isn't quite as utopic as it looks, he is coaxed into going back to his former job. But his growing feelings for a certain mare will get in the way. Rated T for dark themes, mild violence and language.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 1/8 - Twilight Sparkle
A Dash of Rainbow reviews
NOW REVAMPED. Well, kinda. I continued the story and tweaked a few things left and right. And changed the title for relevance. Originally started as a parody / satyre kind of thing, but it developed into an angsty feels-inducing romance. Contains human x pony. Rated (EXTREME) T for copious amounts of swearing, really stupid references no one will ever get, and light adult content.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,587 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Rainbow Dash - Complete
My Little Flutty reviews
Started out as a simple fluffy one-shot, continued into a multi-chapter adventure / war kind of thing... Read at your own risk. Self-insert (sort of), human in Equestria, slight human x pony, hints of various other shippings throughout the story. Rated T for some frightening / intense situations, very light blood / war gore, violence, coarse language and some minor adult content.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,858 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Fluttershy, Queen Chrysalis, Discord, Spitfire - Complete
Day Vodka in Canterlot reviews
I'm a random human in Equestria, I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala, and I'm seriously bored. I'm also obsessed with the 'Holding Out For A Hero' song / scene from Shrek 2. How's that for a basic summary? Horrible? Well, that's just too bad. Read at your own risk, this is some seriously weird stuff right there. Rated T for weirdness, randomness, and heavy, non-stop swearing.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Princess Celestia - Complete
Hidden Behind Hatred reviews
I've been living in Equestria for quite a while now, and life has been pretty good so far. But as I give Cheerilee's class a history lesson, I can't help but notice that a certain little pink bully could use some correction... Or some help. My take on Diamond Tiara's behavior, and what causes it. Fluffy One-Shot, rated K for very brief swearing and some tense, emotional subjects.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Diamond Tiara - Complete
Against All Odds reviews
Eric Cartman always gets what he wants. Always. No exceptions. However, when what he wants happens to be Barbara Stevens as his girlfriend, things are gonna prove to be much harder than he'd have ever expected. With all odds against him, he'll have to wave his way through hordes of joy-filled hippies in the pursuit of his own happiness. T for language and mild sexual content.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Bebe S.]
Between The Hammer And The Anvil reviews
One man. One safe room. One doorway, One Witch. Zero ammo. Originally started as my take on the typical L4D Witch spawns when you're alone at the end of a chapter... Continued as a short One-Shot I wrote under the influence of alcoholic beverages. K for very, very mild 'violence', 'language' and 'sensuality' (not really).
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Witch - Complete
Babysitting Revenge reviews
Shelly finds herself forced to babysit Cartman once again. But seven years later, she can't really order him around anymore... When he goes too far, she can't help but cross the line herself, resulting in a heated battle for dominance in a way neither of them could ever have imagined. Rated M for good reasons. Graphic sexual content, dub-con / pseudo-rape. Read at your own risk!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Shelly M.] - Complete
Love Finds Cartman reviews
When Cartman is told that being an asshole to everyone isn't the best way to solve his painful, life-ruining loneliness, he ends up actually considering being nice to people. And as a new girl moves in town, she meets him and has no idea he's pretending... Multi-chapter fic, Cartman x Wendy angst, Cartman x OC, and a bit of Kenny too. Rated T for language and mild sexual content.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger] - Complete
I Didn't Say We Could Snuggle! reviews
Dempsey is separated from the group. After thinning out a horde of zombies on his own, only one female is left standing. And like a true man, he starts thinking with his dick. One-Shot, set in Shangri-La, inspired by Dempsey's various quotes. I just had to write this. You don't have to read it. Rated T for mild violence, suggestive themes and language.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Tank D. - Complete
Conspiring Love reviews
Samuel and Misty hate each other. Or so they think. But when she pushes him over the edge and he finally snaps, he realizes that losing her is not what he wants. At all. Little love / hate One-Shot that was in my mind since the first time I played the game. Lots of references to the actual game, parody style. Rated T for very mild sexual references, violence / gore and language.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2013 - [Samuel S., Abigail B.] - Complete
She's On Fire! reviews
Only two of them are left standing. Misty's running dry, and Russman's feeling generous. But holding a LMG one-handed isn't girl business... One-Shot, rated K for mild violence and very mild gore.
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Abigail B., Russman - Complete
You're My Sandwich reviews
Cartman's life is weak, lame and not cool. Wendy's isn't much better. They've been trying to run from reality for years but a random event will change their lives... Candy, One-Shot. Rated T for very slight sexual content, and lots of swearing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - [Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger] - Complete