Pickle of Doom
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Joined 07-16-03, id: 420515
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Update: 8/3/04 - Stupid ff.net took out three of my stories! ;_; Two of them were against the rules because they were written in script style but the other one had absolutely no problems! *grits teeth* Stupid . . . stupid thing!

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Alrighty! This, folks, is my PROFILE! Bow down to its coolness and mightyness! Bow down I say!

ahem* I am 14, a girl (no duh), and I have intense obsessions with LotR, PotC, Legolas, Will Turner, Orlando Bloom, and soon-to-be Paris. Currently I am reading the Illiad again so that I know which character kills him and who to hate for the rest of my mortal life. ^^ Whoo!

I have recently captured Will and have him kept in a clear plastic box labeled "Will's Box". Clever, no? I have yet to capture Legolas but I will someday. *starry eyes*

My fics:

He's MY Pirate:
In Progress. Samantha Cooper stumbles upon our hansome blacksmith. Not much of a summary but you're just gonna have to live with it.

Sir Frodo Baggins:
Complete. A short story where Frodo is a knight and he kicks a random bad guy's ass. Yay for Frodo!

The River of Somnolence:
I know, I know! I shouldn't have started it yet when I'm right in the middle of so many stories. *hides under a pillow* It was in my head and, well, I had to put it down! Anyway, go read it! ^^

As you were.
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Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5229 - Favs: 5,612 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Swept Away by CocoBeans reviews
Same ploy: Girl dropped into ME, meets Legolas, blah, blah, blah, but one problem: she's in the first hundred years of the Third Age. But will she be stuck in her Pj's forever? Will the Dwarves come kill her? And will Haldir go insane because of her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,075 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Haldir, Legolas
Behind Sanity by Lani Lenore reviews
This story is based on the book and the game. Alice has left Rutledge's, but she is haunted by a past she doesn't remember. This time she must save more than herself as she returns again to the abolished world of her childhood dreams.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,274 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 12/23/2001
Jack Aldaron by Name1 reviews
65 years have gone by and now Jack returns to Rivendell at the request of Aragon. Laurelin is becoming more active, now Jack must try to stop her-and the hidden threat inside Glorfindel. Sequel to A Girl Named Jack.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Glorfindel
A Girl Named Jack by Name1 reviews
Jack's lived as a boy in her family's eyes. Now she's been sent to Middle-Earth. Will they be able to show her that being a woman isn't horrible? Not MS. Finished. Please, read Rewrite. This issues with this thing makes me cry sometimes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 80,687 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Glorfindel, Aragorn
Facing by ephemereal reviews
Seeing is believing. Post movie. Complete.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,009 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Complete
Compliments from John by Aydine reviews
A cryptic period of a day in the life of John and Chas, but not without straightforward consequences. Chastine.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
No Turning Back by ephemereal reviews
It had been a week since he’d let Angela walk away, fully expecting her to vanish from his life just like all the others he’d let go. He knew what she’d been expecting that night, knew he hadn’t given it to her. But it hadn’t been time then. Not quite.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2005
The NonPerfect Elf and the HoleHating Hobbit by Legolas stalker reviews
If this story were a precious metal, it'd be tin foil. But hey, what other Mary-sue has a stalker elf, a pet warg, a Red Herring, or her own personal Samuel L. Jackson?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,166 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Legolas
For the Best by ephemereal reviews
The mourners were dressed in conservative dark clothes, faces plastered with Hallmark sympathy card smiles which somehow seemed to say “perhaps this is for the best, you know.” One-shot.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Complete
Another Kind of Intimacy by ephemereal reviews
This was another kind of intimacy. Something that reached deeper inside you. Touched something he'd thought had gone completely numb." One-shot.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
The Truth About Elves DISCONTINUED by Blue Kat reviews
The result of one man's imagination becomes another's reality with the death of a loved one. The roles of fantasy and reality have been reversed, creating both confusion and adventure in their wake. Discontinued as of June 06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 120,400 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Legolas - Complete
No Longer a Child by Unveiled Creativity reviews
Growing up is not easy for anyone. When Wendy begins to grow up, Peter fears that she will forget him altogether. How far will he go to be with her and make her remember? Please R&R! Updated after a long time! Sorry for the wait!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,883 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004
Bigger is Better by superscar reviews
This is my DHr Valentine's Day request fic. It was for request number 94. I have the request at the bottom if you're curious and cause I'm too lazy to take it off. Umm...there is shrinkage. full body, not cold water There is some side BZGW action.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fortress Around The Heart by Darma Druid reviews
Yet another (mighty) stretch from Master Tolkien's work - a challenge for both reader and writer. Elves: immortal, powerful, rich, bitter, secluded, secret. And living amongst us today.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 225,108 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/5/2004 - Published: 10/3/2003 - Legolas
Broken by Dinathiel reviews
For status upon story, take careful heed of my Fanfiction.net Bio.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,117 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Legolas
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Glass Sandal by Darma Druid reviews
The known cast with a known story - the Middle Earth version of Cinderella. Though related to the 'Irulan's and reading them before is recommended, could be enjoyed by itself, too, I think.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 221,816 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Legolas
Pirates of the Caribbean: A Tale of Two by Gadien Elf reviews
COMPLETE:: Will and Elizabeth finally get married, but they find out that things don't always go as planned. First in the Turner Series.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,510 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Complete
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 100 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Irulan II The Journey Continues by Darma Druid reviews
This story is a sequel to 'Irulan' and would make absolutely no sense to those who have not read that one first. For further info, check out 'Irulan'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,243 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Legolas
Irulan by Darma Druid reviews
Irulan is an unusual princess born in unusual times. Her unusualness will change Middle Earth and, starting with a certain elf, the hearts of many forever
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 120,417 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/24/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Legolas
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He's MY Pirate reviews
Samantha Cooper stumbles upon our hansome blacksmith. I suck at summaries. Just R&R! WillOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,108 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 2/24/2004
The River of Somnolence reviews
Typical girl-gets-dropped-into-ME, Legomance, and 10th Walker story, only hopefully not so typical. Not a Mary Sue. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,740 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Legolas
Sir Frodo Baggins reviews
Frodo as a brave and fearless...knight? A rather short and demented story which you will hopefully enjoy. It's my first fanfic so please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8/21/2003