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Name: Anything you want to call me really, but I usually go by names of a more "magical" history.

Age: Young and stupid.

Height: 5' 11"

Hair color: Anything you can imagine. I like purple.

Gender: Male. At least last time I checked I was.

Interests: Books, games, friends, great stories, and an overall great time.

Dislikes: Bullies, haters, idiots, hypocrites, bananas, and all bad emotions.

One of my best qualities is also my worst. Being stubborn. Once I make up my mind to do something, good luck stopping me. The bad part is making up my mind, I am horribly indecisive and lazy.

Favorite movies

The Shadow

Lord of the Rings (All three movies)

Hobbies - Really just fiddling with my hands and using my imagination.

Currently I am learning how to make all manner of chainmail stuff, from shirts to bracelets. I can make many different things out of wood. I can also weld. Anything you can build with your hands and a few tools, chances are I can make it.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

I love to read stories, and I want to write my own. I do have little twiddles that I have played around with, but I can never get anything that I find worthy of showing to other people. But I do have some challenges going through my brain that I would love to see someone try.

Teen Titans Challenge

Raven has a mirror that lets her get inside her head, what if Beast Boy goes and gets one for himself as well. He has the standard emotions and all, but he also has each of his animal forms as well.

I don't really expect this to come to much, but if anyone wants to try, please tell me, I would really like to read it.

I recently found one of the most epicly funny poems that I have ever seen.

"One fine day in the middle of the night,

two dead men got up to fight;

Back to back they faced each other,

raised their swords and shot each other."

I have to say that I like how everything both makes sense and doesn't at the same time. Oh well, I just found it amusing.

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Bring Me Home by Maerynn reviews
Everybody deals differently with the consequences of Hawkmoth's defeat. The day after, Ladybug eagerly awaits her silly kitty, finally ready to hand him her heart and start a new chapter of their story. The day after, Adrien Agreste shuts the whole world out, ashamed of his father's action. Five years later, can anything really be salvaged out of the remnants of their relationship?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 113,102 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 3/12/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Maddened by Bronze Leaf reviews
"Getting out of the mustang, rifle in hand, he surveyed the area around the grey scar with more detail and that's when he saw the living... it was a boy that stood in the distance. The starlight illuminated the small figure and just to the side of him that red haired women flickered with a whispered, 'Protect.'... Whatever the hell that meant. " Harry PotterxMad Max:Fury Road
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mad Max - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,797 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Harry P.
What the Cat Dragged In by Kryal reviews
Tony's pretty sure it's written into cosmic law somewhere: superheroes are not supposed be cute. Apparently, no one's told these two. ...He's okay with that.
Crossover - Avengers & Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,884 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Like growing frost by Lysistrate reviews
Elsa needs to find a new trading partner and fast, as new alliances are formed a queen will realize she is still struggling and a chief will have to fight a consuming darkness. Can two of the most unlikely people find a home in each other, or will it cause disaster to unfold? A story about finding the one who stays even when it's dark, the one you trust.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 168,849 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Hiccup, Elsa] - Complete
Stupid Chat Doll by WritingRowlet reviews
When working on a project at Marinette's house, Adrien decides to snoop around Marinette's dolls. He finds Ladybug, as well as some new akuma ones...but no Chat. Where was it; he knew she had one?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Pet and Owner by Thisisentertaining reviews
A green boy sat curled upon a cage, collar weighing upon his neck. He was Beast, awaiting for his Master would call upon his shape shifting powers. When his Master commands him to fight four intruding teenagers, Beast finds he's facing foes he is unable to beat and when he loses he is taken like a prisoner of war. But was he stolen or saved? BB-centric AU. Cover Art by: KHchick101
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,975 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Beast Boy, Cyborg - Complete
To Claim and Possess by Xaphrin reviews
A fight with Adonis forces Beast Boy to fully confront his primal nature and the beast living inside him. This encounter is not by chance, and the beast pursues Raven, claiming she is his mate. But Beast Boy and his beast are not the only ones fighting for Raven. Adonis will not let her go either, and he will stop at nothing to make sure Beast Boy loses. Primeval rewrite.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,993 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Burdens of Familiarity by Archer the Undreamed reviews
"Sometimes the best way to solve your own problems is to help someone else."
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,451 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Iroh - Complete
The Tea Sorcerer by Xaphrin reviews
The Tea Sorcerer is said to live deep in the woods and rarely help those who ask for it. When Garfield goes seeking her help, he was unprepared for the haunting, young woman who commanded his attention. They were both two broken souls looking for solace in each other.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,503 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by sierra.steinbrecher reviews
When they returned from their trip, Elsa's parents decided she couldn't contain her powers, so they gave her sister the Crown Princess title and shipped her off to the North Mountain. Then a dragon crashed through her wall. Don't own Frozen or HTTYD, Love fanart.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,813 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 308,130 - Reviews: 4665 - Favs: 8,050 - Follows: 3,433 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
2Y2Y by LavenderSkies reviews
The 2 years they'd spent stuck with each other had seemed like nothing more than a transitional period in their lives at the time. It would take the next 2 years apart for them to realize its significance. A short story looking into Zoro and Perona's relationship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,947 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Zoro, Perona - Complete
Phantasma Nereiorum Formant by CSIalchemist reviews
My first MerDanny fic. A rare species of merman comes to the surface in the guise of a human to find a mate. He must do it while avoiding humans who wish to hunt him and endanger his race. This is my first MerDanny fic so please be nice. DxS TxV Cover by CartoonFreakshow
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 99,984 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Who Are You? by HD is not High Definition reviews
Partly AU. Wally is the popular jock, Jeni is the social freak. But at night, the two are Kid Flash and Jinx... they start to fall in love, both in school, and at the crime scene, but how long will it be before they realize each others identities? KFxJ
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 1/6/2011 - [Jinx, Kid Flash] - Complete
Red In Tooth And Claw by JA Baker reviews
When the crew of Galactica encounters the remains of the Forward Unto Dawn, life starts to get a lot more complicated for all involved, including an old enemy...
Crossover - Halo & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 139,295 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/12/2008 - [Master Chief/John-117, Cortana] - Complete
Adventures And Adversaries by RockBane reviews
Second Part of the Chunin Exam. Can Rookie 9 plus Team Guy survive a game world created by Anko? Will Orochimaru finally learn how to achieve true immortality? Find out in Arc 2 of A&A! Partial Xover with Dungeons and Dragons. It has come to an end.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 115,143 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Ghost in the Darkness by Yami no Jutsu reviews
Story born from a challenge by edelta88 I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR RIDDICK...... this is my first story ever, so please review and let me know what you think....
Crossover - Pitch Black / Riddick & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Naruto U.