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Joined 08-18-12, id: 4206894, Profile Updated: 12-04-17
Author has written 24 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, Teen Titans, Monsters Inc., Friday the 13th, Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls, Villainous, Undertale, and Coco.

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Miserable by CherriFlower reviews
Suddenly, Rick stood up and in one large, swift step he was towering over the boy. "Then why do you exist, Morty?" he snarled with a low, gravely voice. Morty noticed his breath smelled of stale liquor and cigarettes. "I don't know, but it's not for you," he said defiantly. - In which Morty calls Rick out and he falls helpless at his feet.
Rick and Morty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Morty S., Rick S. - Complete
If by Haze Spawn reviews
The fact is, you've more than likely to have been dunked. But what if Sans saw right through Frisk- and into the eyes of Chara? Genocide!Frisk, genocide route. One-shot.
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Frisk, Sans, Chara - Complete
Always Mine by TurquoiseSkie reviews
Bumblebee is feeling strange, and finds comfort in the one mech he never thought he would, however both are in deeper than they originally thought... Contains mechXmech! You have been warned!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,082 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Bumblebee, Megatron
What You Should Have Told Me by RicoRegulus reviews
SEQUEL! To What You Should Have Done. Loki attempts suicide after knowing just how much Odin holds him in contempt but Thor wouldn't let his brother die in front of him a second time. What truth will the royal family realize as they fight to bring back the fallen prince. Thorki. fluff
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
TFA-TFP Crossover: Dear Agony by BurnsRubber reviews
TFA/TFP: Megatron is angry after returning rom a secret mission, and takes his wrath out on his teenage sparkling, Starscream. Warnings: Mild Violence/Gore. Note: Megatron and Starscream are TFA, and Knock Out is TFP. :]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Little Bunny by Iwantnoname reviews
Based off a scene in the book(but in movieverse)where Beorn says, "Little bunny getting fat on bread and honey." to Bilbo. Bilbo is starting to have feelings for the dwarf prince Thorin, and starts to seep into a deep depression about the weight he has put on, even though as a Hobbit he should be happy. Baggienshield pairing, smut is ahead. Don't read if you don't like.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Hollow by shinigami714 reviews
Hobbits on average eat six, sometimes seven meals a day. Bilbo struggles with eating drastically less than this while on the journey to Erebor and at the same time does not wish to show his weakness. Thorin/Bilbo, Starvation, Hurt/Comfort, Angst.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 178 - Published: 1/17/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Fat Little Bunny- ThorinBilbo by NotawriterMF reviews
My fill for a prompt on the Hobbit Kink meme. When Beorn calls Bilbo a little bunny and says he's getting fat, Bilbo worries that Thorin will not want him. Thorin detects something is wrong and comfort sex ensues. I decided to upload my fill here as well to make it easier to read.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Hostage by SomethingIDontKnow reviews
Megatron knows Optimus cares too much for Bumblebee. So he wasn't going to turn down the chance to take the mini for a ransom. What he didn't expect was how easy it was to care too much for the little 'bot. Just a little something with potential.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Megatron, Bumblebee
My Life For You by plannedbyReaperLight reviews
There is only one way to kill a Shinigami. In which Light falls into his own trap and his plans go horribly right. DARK Ryuk x Light, YAOI, oneshot written for DN Kink meme.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
What You Don't Know by The Villain's Vindication reviews
Loki has changed so much since that fateful night on the Rainbow Bridge, but when he returns to visit his beloved home he finds that Thor has changed as well. Warning: cannon gender swapping, slight non-con
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Some Form of Love by Accidental Precision reviews
One night just like any other when it comes to Megatron and Starscream. Humanized. Mature. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
A Matter of Happenstance by Emochromatic reviews
Dying slowly in the back of a cart is not the way Szayel pictured himself going. Neither did he expect to meet a certain pink-haired Fukutaicho... A oneshot exploring what may have happened if the two had ever met. Please review; this is my first fic.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Szayelaporro G., Yachiru K. - Complete
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Together too Soon reviews
Miguel feels the man shaking and he returns the hug fiercely, burrowing his face in the fabric of Héctor's vest and wetting it with tears. Héctor cries too, unashamed. They weep for Miguel's life, cut short. The older skeleton pulls back and looks at Miguel again, an anguished tenderness twisting his features. "How, mijo?"
Coco - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 1/8
Back to the Past reviews
Mabel and Dipper find themselves back in time a few decades before they're born. They also find a young Stanley Pines. Timestuck AU.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, F. McGucket
Selfish reviews
This Rick was unlike any other. He was endlessly kind and patient, and at the end of their first day together Morty vowed he would protect this Rick from the universes taint and rot. But in the end he wouldn't be able to protect him from himself. Doofus Rick & Evil Morty.
Rick and Morty - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Morty S., Rick S. - Complete
Divinity reviews
Morty Smith was more than met the eye. He knew Rick better than anyone else, better than Rick knew himself.
Rick and Morty - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Morty S., Rick S. - Complete
Stay With Me reviews
Underfell Papyrus didn't mean to take his fight with his brother out on US Sans, but almost losing him makes Papyrus realize something. Maybe living in this universe wasn't so bad, if US Sans is there. Warnings: Smut, it's really just Edgeberry smut.
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2017 - Papyrus, Sans - Complete
Soft Spot
US Sans loved Papyrus, but if his brother was happy with someone else he would pretend to be okay. Underswap Sans deals with his brother falling in love with Underfell Sans. Is there someone out there for him? Edgeberry, Honeymustard.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2017 - Papyrus, Sans - Complete
Lover's Quarrel reviews
Fell was infuriatingly suborn, but so was Sans. They were meant to be, Sans was sure of it. Edgeberry and Honeymustard (Underfell PapyrusXUnderswap Sans and US PapyrusXUF Sans)
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Papyrus, Sans - Complete
Bigger Brother
Underswap AU. For so long Papyrus had been his world. His day and night. Everything he did, he did to care for his baby brother, to ensure he had all he needed. And when Papyrus no longer needed him, that energy went towards the royal guard. Now what did he have? Sans gives up pursuing the royal guard and Papyrus realizes what Sans sacrificed for him when they were kids.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Papyrus, Sans - Complete
Empty reviews
Summer had departed Gravity Falls and school had returned, junior high in the past and high school the daunting present. Tights under jeans and long sleeves under sweaters concealed her thinning body, shielding sharp elbows and high peaked, sloping pelvic bones. Warnings: anorexia/bulimia, depression, referenced rape, OOC.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Complete
Crazy reviews
Black Hat was sitting at his desk, devising their next Villainous product, when Demencia kicked down his door. Her face was a mess of tears and snot, her chin wobbling as she stuttered gibberish. In her arms was Flug, limp. Warnings: suicide attempt, self-harm, depression.
Villainous - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Black Hat, Dementia, Dr. Flug, 5.0.5 - Complete
A Chance Encounter
Stanley Pines is traversing the States, and when his luck as a con-man runs out he is forced to sell services rather than goods. When he stumbles into Fiddleford McGucket, his luck just might take a turn. Warnings: Implied/Referenced Incest, depression, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm and prostitution.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2017 - Grunkle Stan, F. McGucket, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Falling Star reviews
After overhearing Dipper's and Ford's walkie-talkie conversation Mabel is ready to make a deal, but the consequences go beyond the terms of agreement. Warnings, attempted suicide. I do not own Gravity Falls.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2016 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Violation reviews
An alternative ending to Meeseeks and Destroy, where Morty isn't able to escape Mr. Jellybean so quickly.
Rick and Morty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Complete
Self-destruction reviews
TFP: When Starscream is alone in the forest he meets a suicidal girl. She understands him and shows more concern about him than anyone else ever has. Will he let her live, or end her meaningless existence? Set during Starscream's time as a rogue. Friendship, StarcreamXOC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,223 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Megatron, Starscream
Teddy Bear reviews
She wanted to go home, to not be afraid. She wanted to see her family again, but he was her family now. And Jason wasn't letting her go.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Jason V., Whitney M. - Complete
Because of You reviews
When he woke up that morning he didn't think he'd become friends with Randall, let alone start feeling bad for him. Sully bumps into Randall and it's the last straw. He learns that he's partially to blame for Randall being bullied and formulates a plan to fix the problems he's caused. Friendship to romance one-shots. MU to Inc. Rated for slight language.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Randall B., Sulley/James P. Sullivan - Complete
If Only reviews
Takes place during the first party of MU. What if Randall had made another friend other than Mike? Slight AU. I liked the movie, but I wish Randall could have had a bigger part.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Randall B. - Complete
180 reviews
When Starscream woke in the med-bay he felt… different, off somehow. What if our favorite seeker did a 180 on his personality? What would people think of him? Written because Star's an idiot sometimes. Rated for very mild and limited violence. Mistakenly named 360, title was changed for accuracy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Starscream - Complete
Birthday reviews
Request. It's the day after Beast Boy's birthday and he's depressed. Can his fellow teammates find out what's troubling him? One-shot. I don't own Teen Titan's, Batman, or any of the characters.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Beast Boy - Complete
Reunion reviews
Doom Patrol Teen Titans. The Titans have fallen out and Beast Boy hasn't quiet let the past go. He meets an old friend who saves him from the circus and the streets. Inspired by Teen Titan's episode How Long is Forever and Batman Brave and the Bold episode The Last Patrol, neither of which I own. No romance, rated for mentioned suicide.Warning: Depressing.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Beast Boy, Negative Man - Complete
Following Orders reviews
Why Beast Boy left the Doom Patrol.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Beast Boy, Mento - Complete
Hurt reviews
Set before Dark Side of the Moon. Sam is depressed and feels abandoned because the Autobot's are too busy working with the government. After being awakened by a thunderstorm Sam goes for a walk to clear his head of a post traumatic nightmare and encounters a Decepticon. Can the Autobot's reach him before its too late? Rated for mild violence and alcohol.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Mommy Star reviews
One shot inspired by Rosey-Raven on DevintART. In the show we already know the Sentinel says that Jet Twins came from Starscream, but that's all we ever learn. Contains semi non consensual coitus between Starscream and the Sire.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Starscream, Jetstorm, Jetfire - Complete
Lonely Night reviews
Starscream is teetering on the edge on oblivion and only Megatron can save him. Fluff. Warnings: Self harm, somewhat OOC, no slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete