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Joined 08-18-12, id: 4206976, Profile Updated: 03-07-15
Author has written 11 stories for Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kuroshitsuji, Web Shows, and Gorillaz.

Yahooooo!!Luzey in the house!Hope you enjoy my profile(And the picture)!

Name:Saniyah

Nickname:Niyah

Age:12(THIS MONTH ON THE 30TH)

Grade:7th

Hair color:Dark Brown

Eye color:Brown(CHANGES)

Birthday:30th of July

Gender:Female

Relationship status:Single(Why would I waste my time on having a boyfriend?)

Zodiac:Leo

Chinese zodiac:Snake

Birthstone:Ruby


Likes:

-My blue bear that reminds me of Near(Death Note)

-Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード

-Death Note

-Durarara!!/デュラララ!!

-My dog

-My friends

-Flipnote hatana

-My family

-Black

-White

-Red

-Dark colors

-Anime

-Manga

-Casshern Sins

-Other things


Dislikes:(WARNING:I hate alot of stuff)

-Pink(sometimes)

-Dresses(sometimes)

-Skirts(sometimes)

-Failing

-Losing

-Haters

-Hello Kitty(I don't hate her...people just fawn over her too much)

-Bullies

-People who think they are all that

-Alot and I mean alot of other things


Favorite Beyblade people:Tsubasa,Kenta,Yu,Kyoya,Ryuga,Hikaru

Couples:TsubasaxYuu(Friendship)

TsubasaxHikaru

TsubasaxMadoka

RyugaxHikaru

RyugaxKenta(Friendship)

RyugaxMadoka

KyoyaxHikaru

KyoyaxMadoka

MadokaxGingka

Favorite


My oc's:

Name:Lyuze Jackson(Fullmetal Alchemist: Hatred)

Age:16(BEYBLADE)

19(Death Note)

20(Durarara)

15(Fulmetal Alchemist) As a homunculus: ?

Eye color: Hazel (changes. Sometimes in specs of color or completely)

Hair color:Dark brown

Crush:L(Death Note)

Izaya Orihara(unless involved in yaoi, Kadota)(Durarara)

Complection:Light skin tone

Appearance:

DurararaA jacket she stole from Izaya(How did I survive?!)A black shirt and jeans with a pair of (black) boots

Death Note and Beyblade:Same as Durarara except she got the jacket from her mother.

Lyuze's prom outfit(upcoming Story)

Lyuze's pajamas

lyuze's swimsuit

Personality:bubbly,tough,tomboy .Her worst fear is losing everyone she loves and dying.

Weakness:Sweets,wepons,Tsubasa,Kyoya,and Vocaloid

Bey:Flame Crufix

Special Moves:Flame Cross,Burning Heart,Fire Talons,Beautiful Fire Attack

Info:

Beyblade-She came into town because she had no where else to go. There she met Kyoya Tategami and Omoiyari Jinsei. Upon telling who they are, she passed out(I'll tell the rest in a different story).After helping her recover(and telling them her story), Omoiyari let her live with them, but Kyoya didn't accept her. After a while, (Like a month) he finally accepted her as a friend and as a sister.

Drrr-Under Construction

DN- Under Construction

Theme Song:http://youtu.be/pIOOwhmkoLo

Quotes(To Doji in an upcoming story)"Your childish and you hate losing... (Doji: but how?) well I am also childish and I hate to lose,(smiles) that's how I know."

(In battles)"He who strikes first wins."

(In an upcoming story)"As long as it doesn't kill me, school is a lot of fun."

Sophita:"What if you become bored?"

"Then it will kill me"

(In an upcoming story)

(On missions)"You're making this difficult."

(When she meets Gingka and the gang)"Lyuze, but call me luna"."

(To Gingka and the gang in an upcoming story)"Try and keep it a secret."

(In 'The surprise'(coming soon)"Sophita's obsessive love toward Zackary is just about all we’ve figured out."

(When she meets Sophita in an upcoming story)"(Sophita:Hi I'm Sophita,and you are?)Lyuze...(Sophita:Strange name.Anyway,Do you wanna be friends?)No.(Sophita:Why not?)Because no one has proved to be legible to be my friend.

(To Sophita)(Sophita:Soooo,how does it feel to have the boys fall for you?)Awful(Sophita:Oh...why)*eye twitch*Because I might end up killing them(Sophita*Sweat drop*)

ShowsDeath Note, MFB, Durarara


Name:Sophita Hoharu

Age:11

Eye color:Brown

Hair color:Silver

Crush:Zackary(another oc)

Appearance:A pink skin-tight boat-neck half-shirt,pink fingerless gloves,pink shorts,and pink boots

Personality:Silly,bubbly,excited

Bey:Light Aquario

Special Moves:Exciting Light Attack

Quotes(When she meets Lyuze)Hi I'm Sophita,and you are?(Lyuze:Lyuze)Strange name.Anyway,Do you wanna be friends?(Lyuze:No.)Why not?(Lyuze:Because no one has proved to be legible to be my friend.)

(To Zackary)Let's do it.We're gonna throw Lyuze the best birthday she's ever had!YAY!...(Zackary:shh!Pipe down.)yay!

(To Lyuze)Soooo,how does it feel to have the boys fall for you?...(Lyuze:Awful)Oh...why(Lyuze*eye twitch*Because I might end up killing them)

Shows:MFB


OC QUIZ

Rules: 1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.

2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.

3. Title the journal as "OC's Quiz"

4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.

5. Have fun!!

OC QUIZ

Lyuze(me,remember that) :I'm not going to enjoy this,am I

1A: Hi! What's your real name and nickname?

Lyuze;Lyuze and my nickname is L

1B: What's your gender?

Lyuze:Are you blind or somethig?I'm female

2. Interesting... What's your current age?

Lyuze:16

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?

Lyuze:Sushi,tuna,and ramen

4. And your favorite drink?

Lyuze:Coffee,tea,coke,and fanta

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

Lyuze:Tsubasa

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?

Lyuze:Yes

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?

Lyuze:Black

8. Who's your favorite author?

Lyuze:On this website?BlackStarDragon2

9. Now what's your biggest fear?

Lyuze;Losing the people I love and losing my immortality

10A:- stifles a giggle- I'm not laughing. -bursts out laughing- Sorry. Have an embarrassing experience in your past?

Lyuze:Welllllllllll...Me and Tsubasa live together,so one day I was getting dressed in my room.I had my boxers(I refuse to wear panties,so I wear boxers) and bra on and Tsubasa accidentally came in on me.He starred at me for 10 minutes before having a noes bleed passing out.

10B: Any Siblings?

Lyuze:Kyoya Tategami

11. Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?

Lyuze:Tsubasa and myself.But,I'm not conceded

12. Okay, who is your worst enemy?

Lyuze;Jack and Damian

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

Lyuze:For me:OVER MY FRICKIN' DEAD BODY!!!!For Tsubasa:ARE YOU INSANE?!!!

14. Interesting... What would you do if you met your creator?

Lyuze:I'm the creator of me

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Lyuze:The best blader I can be,a world famous assassin,and a worl famous martial artist and MMA Fighter

16. What's your worst nightmare?

Lyuze;The people I love turning on me

17. What's your lifelong dream?

Lyuze;I said it on question 15

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

Lyuze;Be excited

19A. Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?

Lyuze;The forest,my room,and at the video game store

19B: Favourite music?

Lyuze;Heavy Metal,and Vocaloid

19C: Do you have any friends?

Lyuze;Alot,but I'm a loner and I mostly hang out with Tsubasa

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

Lyuze:Fighting with my extremly sharp arm blades that will cut you if you lightly touch it and blading

NEXT OC

Coming soon

1A: Hi! What's your real name and nickname?

1B: What's your gender?

2. Interesting... What's your current age?

3. Uh huh. What's your favorite food?

4. And your favorite drink?

5. Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

6. Aww! Have you two kissed yet?

7. Classic question! What's your favorite color?

8. Who's your favorite author?

9. Now what's your biggest fear?

10A:- stifles a giggle- I'm not laughing. -bursts out laughing- Sorry. Have an embarrassing experience in your past?

10B: Any Siblings?

11. Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?

12. Okay, who is your worst enemy?

13. What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

14. Interesting... What would you do if you met your creator?

15. Okay, I'll contact them right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?

16. What's your worst nightmare?

17. What's your lifelong dream?

18. What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

19A. Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?

19B: Favourite music?

19C: Do you have any friends?

20. Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

List your top ten bladers:

1. Nile

2. Yuu

3. Toby

4. Kenta

5. Ryuga

6. Tsubasa

7. Masamune

8. Kyoya

9. Hyoma

10. Hikaru

Q1 - Have you ever written a five/ten fanfiction before?

Not yet

Q2 - Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Not as hot as nile,tsubasa,kyoya,and ryuga

Q3 - What would happen if six got one pregnant?

I don't have to answer that.

Q4 - Do you recall any good fics about nine?

They are all weird

Q5 - Would seven and two make a good couple?

No

Q6 - Four/eight or four/nine?

Hikaru/Kyoya

Q7 - What would happen if seven discovered that three and eight had a secret relationship?

Masamune would yell-"TOBY HAS BETRAYED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Q8 - Can you write a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fanfiction?

Ryuga had been thinking about what had happened to Yuu a few years ago.He felt sorry about what he had done.But,when Ryuga saves Yuu from a horrible fate...Will love bloosom?(Please don't think bad of me,I won't actually write this unless you guys want me to)

Q9 - Is their such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

IDK

Q10 - Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

What Happened To Us

Q11 - What kind of plot would you use for a three/seven fic?

Toby becomes a girl and Masamune and Toby slowly fall in love(Please don't think bad of me,I won't actually write this unless you guys want me to)

Q12 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven het? What about nine slash?

No

Q13 - If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you choose?

Hips Don't Lie by Shikira

Q14 - If you wrote a two/three/six fanfiction, what would the warning be?

M or T

Q15 - What pick-up line might eight use on five?

IDK

Q16 - Challenge: Write a drabble for ten/eight.

goes nothing.

"Hikaru,HIKARU!!"Kyoya shouted.

Hikaru turned around to see Kyoya with a...A 'Gossip 101(like the name i made up)' magazine in his hands?

"What?"She asked,still wondering about the magazine.

"Lets take a quiz."Kyoya said,covering up the title of the quiz.

"Okay."she agreed.

40 second later

They finally finished the quiz.

"What's the name of this quiz?"Hikaru asked.

"Alright,"Kyoya said"It's called a should we get married quiz and turns out we should,So Hikaru,"Kyoya kneeled before her"Will you marry me?"

Hikaru squeeled with delight.

"Yes,yes,YES!"She yelled kissing Kyoya.

(PM me if you want an actuall story)

Q17 - What would happen if seven walked in on two and one having (not saying the word)?

I won't answer

Q18 - What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four and one to end up together?

Not answering

Q19 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?

No

Q20 - Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

No

Q21 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw one?

No

Q22 - Would you write two/four/five?

NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q23 - What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"KYOYA!!!!GET OUT HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR-"(Sorry,I'm not one to put up inaproppriate things)

Q24 - When was the last time you read a fic about five?

2 days ago

Q25 - What is six's secret kink?

Losing Eagel and the dark side.Dun,Dun,DUUUUUUUUUUN

Q26 - Would one shag nine?

Heck No

Q27 - If three and seven got together, who would be on top?

M-m-m-masamune


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you. (Aka He's watching you as you read this and seeing if you'll repost it!)


AQUARIUS - The (can't use this word...I'm only 11) (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


If you know that the world will NOT end in December 21st, 2012, put this on your profile.


(P.S. This is just a bunch of stuff that I want to add to my profile because it looks cute.)

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I lost The Game. (And if I lose, I'm taking you down with me! Just did, you lost The Game too.)

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

I love it anyway.

Never fight with inanimate objects. If you're like me, you always lose.

Put this on your profile
If you like to laugh!


Writting time...

Copy and Paste this if you've done all of these Before!:D

1.) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.

2.) When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.

3.) When you Were Little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually " ".

4.) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.

5.) Tried to balance the light , between the ON & OFF


My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.


If you're a Kyoya fangirl, copy this to your profile. (Black Rose Hokaru, Song Of Hope,DragonEmpress2012)


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Don't like to disagree with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Aren't afraid to tell you off because you want total honesty from them.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would let you under their unbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Would steal your umbrella and shout 'RUN BOY/GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Know only a few things about your family
BEST FRIENDS: Think that they are a part of your family and embarrass them like you would do yourself

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: lunch buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!


When you were 1 year old, your mom celebrated the first birthday of you,
you thanked her by crying all day long.

When you were 2 years old, your mom started teaching you how to talk,
you thanked her by saying ummmumumumumamamama.

When you were 3 years old, your mom brought you to the park,
you thanked her by running around the pond, and chasing the ducks.

When you were 4 years old, your mom bought you some toys,
you thanked her by breaking the toys on the next day.

When you were 5 years old, your mom bought you a story book and read it to you,
you thanked her by ripping it piece to piece.

When you were 6 years old, your mom sent you to the kindergarten, so that you can start making friends,
but you thanked her by fighting with your classmate.

When you were 7 years old, your mom made you a very nice lunch for the first day of school,
you thanked her by throwing your foods around the class.

When you were 8 years old, your mom handed you an ice cream cone,
you thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons,
you thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old, she drove you all day from soccer to football to one birthday party after another,
you thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies,
you thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows,
you thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13 years old, she suggested a haircut that was becoming,
you thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14 years old, she paid for a month away at summer camp,
you thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15 years old, she came home from work, looking for a hug,
you thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16 years old, she taught you how to drive her car,
you thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17 years old, she was expecting an important call,
you thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18 years old, she cried at your high school graduation,
you thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19 years old, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags.
You
thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25 years old, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50 years old, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died.
And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on
YOUR HEART..

If you love your MOM & you thank her deeply,
repost this bulletin saying "I Cried Because Of This"

If you don't...
then you obviously don't care if your mom dies.


--NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS --

normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

normal people: Say "OMG!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"

normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame on you!"

normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik

normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!"

normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.

normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.

normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.

normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.

normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.

normal people: Think little people are stupid.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid.

normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.

normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there!

normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.

normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game.

Normal people: Sing Lady GaGa

Yu-Gi-Oh! (abridged) fans: Sing Leather Pants and Brooklyn Rage! (and recieve many awkward stares XD)

normal people: Don't believe in real magic.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.

normal people: Don't believe in the apocolypse.

Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba.

If you are a YuGiOh fan, then put this on your profile.


ATTENTION ALL FEMALES!:
Here are some pick up line comebacks! These may come in handy some day! w

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I like it the way it is with n and o together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.

Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic


Thank you for taking the time to read my profile

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Letters to Kyouya and Kakeru by Yudesei reviews
You can now send letters to both of the Tategami brothers if you want to. Based on Mikiche's "Letters to Yuu". Rated T just in case.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,907 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/8/2019 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Kyouya T.
Business Trips Are No Fun For The Housewife by deadaccount100 reviews
Eren has to go away for a business trip, leaving his boyfriend Levi home alone. Levi has a big surprise planned for when Eren comes home, but he just wishes that these damn business trips wouldn't take so long!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi A.]
Forgotten by yaoigoddess22 reviews
Stuart '2D' Tusspot has always believed what his parents said and did as was asked of him. He has a sister he hates but has no idea why. He is happy with a cute girlfriend yet he feels empty. He's in college and something weird takes place. Who's the new guy and why does 2D feel like he knows him?
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,807 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [2D, Murdoc N.] Paula C., OC - Complete
Letters to Ryuga by SkylarkOfTheMoon reviews
Ryuga's bored so send him your letters. Based on Miki G. Aru's Letters to Yuu.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,165 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Ryuuga - Complete
Little B by Khorale reviews
A five-year old Beyond Birthday had been kidnapped, again and again. Oh, pity the poor kidnappers... CRACK. A series of connected one-shots.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - BB, L
Drunk Ideas by cooliochick5 reviews
A very drunk Murdoc has a great idea. Poor 2D.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2014 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
THE DARK NEBULA INFILTRATED MY SCHOOL! GYA! by Kirameki87 reviews
And HD Academy! Oh noes! On second thought... Yay!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,236 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Ryuutarou, Reiji M
Ciel's Singing? by BlackishPinkXDemonicAngel reviews
Set in modern times- Sebastian was calmly walking down the hall of their apartment until he hears singing inside his bocchan's room. What now? (Song-fic One-shot)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
A Christmas Food Fight by readingpower reviews
Staying over Canada's house for Christmas would have been fine if Russia wasn't bored and his boyfriend was actually paying attention to him. But, alas, he wasn't. Ruscan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Canada, Russia] - Complete
50 Romantic Ways To Propose by Saffylaffy reviews
Title says all XD A collection of drabbles. Pairings will differ, but mostly LxLight. Reviews with creative ideas to propose or the pairing you want to appear next would be swell.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,031 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - L, Light Y.
Sweet Tea by ItalyxTheWorld reviews
In which England and Italy get to know each other in a broom closet. Surprise ending
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, France
Metal Fight Beyblade: The attack of Slender by Princess Dia reviews
MFB characters play Slender! Meh, I decided to rate it K. I don't swear so it would be weird if I made them.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012
Ciao, Bella! by Ayans Dead Account reviews
She was such a nice girl. Pretty, sweet, polite... So very nice... Shame, really, that she had eyes for the blue-eyed blonde sitting beside Feliciano and... Oh... Oh! Girl, you did NOT just touch his arm! GerIta, one-sided OCXGermany. Jealous!Italy. Rated T for swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Attack on Love by Miraluna reviews
A totally serious romance. Eren x Everyone. Enjoy! (no spoilers) 3rd chapter is the best. its amazing, I assure you. warning: contains insanity and potatoes.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Eren Y. - Complete
I Didn't Come Here To Spoon (Ereri) by Tsundere Asuna reviews
Levi, woken up by the storm, ends up in Eren's room. Sweet and fluffy, Ereri. Oneshot
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
An Interesting Question by Yuudai1224 reviews
Shinra thinks of a strange proposal with amusing consequences. Dragon Ball Z References.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Izaya O., Shizuo H., Shinra K. - Complete
The Proposal by germanbrothers reviews
One drunken night, Ludwig asks for Gilbert's hand in marriage. [Germancest]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Gejammer by Germanystuck reviews
Ludwig falls ill. Surprisingly (or perhaps not) he's far worse to deal with than Feliciano ever was.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Why You Should Never Do Anything Ever by Germanystuck reviews
Your name is Ludwig and you really aren't sure why the hell you had allowed yourself to be dragged into this infernal nightclub, or why you had accepted a few drinks after vowing to stay sober and perturbed. Or, more importantly, why you were consenting to having a now-drunk Feliciano grinding against you to the beat of some Euro-trash pop music...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Mornings with Alucard by Jigoku Pie reviews
Being the head of Hellsing can be a drag sometimes, and you need all the sleep you can get. However owning a large red vampire can also get in the way of this. Fluff between master and servant, enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
fornever alone by phantom-san reviews
i know it is far from winter but hey, i coulden't resist. this is a short story for now anyway based on a pictuer i found which you can see right next to this see it? any way read please.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Hikaru H., Kyouya T. - Complete
Zeo and Damian Moments by FrostStarX reviews
Zeo Abyss and Damian Hart are destined to join together...to ruin people's lives. Follow the 2 bladers with nothing in common to their random adventures.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Zeo A., Damian H.
Anything is Better than Cancer in a Can by DeathByDarkness13 reviews
All Sam did was order a diet coke, and then all hell broke loose. Wincest at its finest.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2013 - [Sam W., Dean W.] - Complete
An Unexpected Rescuer by honkytonk-babe3 reviews
Lame title, sorry. This is a Vladimir Tod one-shot! Vlad gets bullied, but someone helps him, but someone who he'd never expect.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Vladimir Tod, Bill J., Tom G. - Complete
Gay Chicken by Scarlet Path reviews
A 2P Fic. What do two bad ass guys do when there is only one beer left?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Canada, Germany, Parallel Nations, America - Complete
The Classics by Callmemarmar reviews
Death Note characters ranting about the different classics forced upon high school students. XD Open to any suggestions!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - BB, L
Revelation by SaxyBubbles reviews
Casshern stumbles upon someone who holds the key to his past. But both of them are misguided by confusion and devastation. Will they keep going around in circles? Or can Casshern break away from his past and start anew? A journey unfolds as Casshern and the familiar stranger tries to find out who or what they really are in a world of ruination.
Casshan: Robot Hunter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,056 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012
Insupportable silence by vanessica2011 reviews
Giriko wakes up in a silent room, his only company being Justin, that, regardless Giriko's tries to get his attention, remains silent. Everything becomes extremely annoying for poor Giriko. How will he manage to get out of this situation? Well, you have to read to find out. Giriko/Justin. Yaoi. Don't like it, don't read it.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Giriko, Justin Law - Complete
The Eel's Revenge by Viva-la-Hope reviews
Poor D is met with an unwelcome visitor. Re-edited, and much better than the original.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2013 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
Give him the damn cupcake! by neverlookatthisaccountagain reviews
You should know one thing! Never, ever, no matter what, deny L his cake. Especially an angry 5 year old Lawliet who really, really wants that cupcake. Poor Watari
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2013 - L, Watari - Complete
Meeting you again by Silver Clouds1 reviews
Light Yagami is now dead and he has been sent to the realm of nothingness. How does he react when a certain Detective is the only other one there? Summary sucks sorry.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Ice-Cream Kiss 2 by SpyWolf8 reviews
Sequel to DragonEmpress2012's story Ice-cream kiss.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Tsubasa O. - Complete
L's sneaky yet cute trap by neverlookatthisaccountagain reviews
It's Christmas! L has a plan for Light, and get's help in the process. L/Light. Christmas fluffiness! This is gift fic for my friend. DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT FOR L's HAT
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by SkylarkOfTheMoon reviews
In which Damian is curious, Zeo is dragged in and Jack, Masamune, Toby and King aare just plain nosy.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Damian H., Zeo A. - Complete
The Pocky Game by DragonFang2016 reviews
A story request from DragonEmpress2012. Tsubasa and Kyoya are somehow forced into playing a certain game... mentioned in the title... (hint hint)... This was somehow fun to make. Please excuse my pathetic attempts at humor, and read if you dare.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Tsubasa O., Kyouya T. - Complete
My letter by dreamlily reviews
Over the summer the girls of Metal Bey high made a pact to send out letters, marked with a kiss, to the boys the have a crush on, for the next school year. With Homecoming arriving its time to see whose crushing on who R&R, No flames! Accepting OC's. /Chapter6- Game Changer!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,055 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012
Near's Kisses by takaraandelle reviews
While hiding from Roger, Mello and Near have a awkward moment. THIS IS SHOUNEN AI! If you don't like it, don't read it. Pairing: NearXMello. Rated for Mello's mouth, and because I'm paranoid. Finished!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Near, Mello - Complete
Suicide Note - Germany by nitemaren reviews
I figured Hey what the hell.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Germany
Pillar of Strength by DemonGann reviews
Ryuuga's acting strange. Reji's concerned. I'm insane. How will this end? I have no idea. And I made this! Story is WAY better than summary. One-shot until further notice.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Reiji M, Ryuuga
Sugar Crash by Val Brerund reviews
What happens when the worlds greatest detective runs out of sugar? Unfortunately Light finds out the hard way. My first Death Note fic! Read and review everybody.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2012 - L, Light Y.
Beyblade: Chat up Lines by VisualZero reviews
Would you fall for this level of cheese?
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012
Halloween special by Leodasdragon reviews
As the title says: a random halloween with some of the beyblade characters... So what happens when they go into a haunted house? Even i didn't know until five minutes ago :3 HAPPY LATE HALLOWEEN! X3
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Complete
Complications by Khorale reviews
Matsuda could not find Light nor L. He searched everywhere until he heard them... in the most awkward conversation.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Friday by accountchocolate reviews
Madoka' day was just like the song Friday by Rebecca Black. I do not own anything except the plot
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Madoka A. - Complete
First Bites cause Craziness by SnowyFlame reviews
Reji bites Madoka and she ends up going crazy by the effects of the poison he injected. What happens when we throw Ryuuga and the others? Read to find out!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Madoka A., Reiji M - Complete
Out of Denial into Ren's bed by datawolf39 reviews
Cliche. Ren and Kyoko getting together. No naughtiness in the story just a kiss or two. title is appropriate but misleading but I couldn't think of anything else and it is kinda catchy so...
Skip Beat! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Let's Play Beyblade: Battle Fortress! by PrincessAmi13 reviews
One on my personal favorites in my series of Let's Plays. Plus this one comes with Extra scenes, mishaps, and a moment or two showing my love, or what my brothers call obsession, over my favorite Bey, Ray Striker. *Cough* Ray Unicorn *Cough*
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Complete
Why Masmune Should NEVER Mess With Simi by blackstardragon2 reviews
It is a beautiful day and the bladers decide to have a picnic till masmune plays a pranks that enranges Simi. but simi was not gonna stand for it she thins of that day as torture masmune day.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Masamune
Plushies by VisualZero reviews
Zeo has a Tsubasa plushie. Toby has a Kyoya plushie. Masamune knows there cannot be anything normal about this... hint:MasaGingka
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Masamune
What Happens if you Fight When Casey's Fed up by Lord Fan of Awakening reviews
This is what happens when you fight in Casey's house and she's fed up with it. Be careful about your beys.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Tsubasa O., Y. Tendo - Complete
I hate that I love you by Yudesei reviews
Kyo and Yuki hate their love for each other. After a lot of arguements and fighting, their feelings start to speak. Meh. My first yaoi story...I really hope it's better than it sounds. Main couple is KyoxYuki, but there's a bit KyoxKagura and YukixTohru in the end. Rated T for Kyo's bad language xD
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Kyo S., Yuki S. - Complete
Lazy by The-Silver-Butterfly150 reviews
Being lazy is not a habit, it's who you are, it's the urge of not wanting to do anything, stand up right or getting out of bed until it's so late that you have to get back in it. It's your strongest will, not even your screaming girlfriend or your complaining mother can stop. That's exactly how Masamune feels after a whole week of training in the Dungeon Gym.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Masamune - Complete
Fever by RainbowAbstract reviews
Nile falls ill and relies on Kyoya for care, but an unexpected hurdle arises when Nile, who is usually confident and level-headed, refuses to take his medication.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Kyouya T., Nile - Complete
Kidnapping 101 by Sedentary Wordsmith reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru have been kidnapped! But things don't seem to be going quite as well as the kidnapper had planned…He may have bitten off more than he can chew when he chose to kidnap the Hitachiin twins.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Can I has a hug? by FrostStarX reviews
One-shot. Tsubasa needs a hug. What is Dashan doing here?
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Tsubasa O., Dashan/Da Xiang - Complete
Code lyoko episode 97: Q & A day by MidiLyoko54 reviews
The lyoko warriors have the X.A.N.A. warriors traped in the scanner room with no way of getting out and decide to ask them some important questions.
Code Lyoko - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Complete
And That's That by Kondoru reviews
Leda takes the Turing Test.
Casshan: Robot Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Leda - Complete
Prank! Kyoya by SkylarkOfTheMoon reviews
Too lazy and sleepy to think of summary just look at the title. xhsjncfwejkghdxhnnnnnnnnzzzz zzz
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Kyouya T. - Complete
The Pocky Game by MajoKitsune reviews
Beast Boy convinces Raven to play a game with him. AH OWN NOTHING! R&R plz.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Kyoya plays Nintendogs by FrostStarX reviews
The title says it all.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Kyouya T., Nile - Complete
Hetalia: A normal morning for Italy and Germany by Pukki reviews
What's a normal day like for Italy and Germany? You guessed it! Eating, Sleeping, Working, Trouble, and more nonsense!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Blader Style Confession Booth by SkylarkOfTheMoon reviews
The Bladers admit their most embarrassing moments.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012
Ties by QueenyLeAcH reviews
What if Lucy decided to go home to her parents? What could have happened to her? What might her life have been like? And what happens when a figure from her time at Hollow Fields appears at her school? One-Shot
Hollow Fields - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Lucy S., Claude M. - Complete
What is Fun? by SnowyFlame reviews
Damian wonders what Fun is and Ginga tells him. In song.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Damian H., Ginga H. - Complete
Beautiful Together by WishMaker7 reviews
In the darkness of a cave, a single hope illuminates the feelings of Casshern and Lyuze. Can Lyuze finally escape The Ruin? All credit goes to secretserenity44127.
Casshan: Robot Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Lyuze, Casshan - Complete
Unexpected Ending Much? by Kat Wink reviews
Nyotalia AU: Italy trips again and Germany has to carry her home. Contains Prussia, swear words, and Yuri! GerIta. Rated T for mentioned swear words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Pockyland Dreams by OrangePyroManiac reviews
Misa drags Light off for a date, but L has to come too, since he's handcuffed to Light. They go to a new theme park called: Pockyland! First Fanfiction! For OrganisedInsanity!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Short by DragonFang2016 reviews
Little 9-year-old Ryuga has a problem... awkward... and seven years later, his problem was solved.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Ryuuga, Hikaru H. - Complete
Yu and Kenta's Scavenger Hunt by PirateIggyJones reviews
It's very hot in Metal Bey City, but Tsubasa knows what to do.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Y. Tendo, Kenta
My Poison Paradise by HaruhiTsukichi reviews
Oh, technology...you screw with the best of us. What happens when a little mishap provokes Italy to take charge? WARNING: dark!sadistic!Italy, Itacest, & it's a horror fic, really! DL;DR...but, if you do R&R, yeah? Slower updates.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/10/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano
Why Yuu shouldnt eat a lot of sweets by PirateIggyJones reviews
Originaly with the "I told Yuu so series", but this one stands alone.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Y. Tendo, Tsubasa O. - Complete
Damn You! by Lovino'sDiary reviews
When Lovino gets stuck in a closet with his worst enemy, what happens? Rated T for our favorite Italian's dirty mouth! Germano fluff. Onshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Like a Little Kid by SnowyFlame reviews
Ryuuga starts acting like a little kid and crazy things happen! NOTE: Ryuuga is supposed to be REAL OOC!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,836 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Ryuuga - Complete
They Do Know We're Brothers Right? by OneGirlStudio reviews
Prussia gets an... odd... email from a Germancest fangirl during a World Meeting. A crackish oneshot made for Leap Day. Warnings for hinted Yaoi. NOT GERMANCEST. Idea inspired by a Youtube video.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Pins and needles by Exploading albino potato reviews
Mello walks into Nears room to find teh albino with...a doll of him? Turns out cute little Nate-Chan practices voodoo magic. Near creepyness and blood. No yaoi, this isn't romance. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Fanfiction Dictionary by Nisa-Chan1713 reviews
basically a dictionary for new people to fanfiction to understand and look out for in the summaries. Rated for words that should not be mentioned to little children.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Complete
Is He Listening? by MegaOtaku777 reviews
Giriko is about to confess his feelings for Justin, but how can he be sure that he's listening? Warning: Yaoi fluff
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Justin Law, Giriko - Complete
Against The Table by TicTacStory reviews
Sweat was pouring down both their faces and the room was hot with tension aswell as the combined body heat. Light grunted, so tired but so close…Maybe the detective would finally shut up about settling their business together. Just a little longer...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Ls secret by MizukiKobayashi reviews
L has a secret, one that no one has ever found out about, other then Misa and Watari because for some reason Misa is trusted with this secret... don't ask. What will happen when the task force finds out, including Ls precious light-kun.Fem!LxLight Love !
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Light Y., L
Such Horrible Things with Beyond Birthday by Exploading albino potato reviews
L and Light Go to visit BB at his mental instituition and apparently the ex murderer has taken a fancy to..singing? Parody of "Such Horrible Things" By Creature Feature. LxLight One sided BxL and L and B are brothers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2012 - BB, L
A Sleigh Ride Together With Yuu by roktavor reviews
Tsubasa is forced to deal with Yuu's impatience and excitement yet again... "Why do I have to get up so early just for snow?" "Because, Eagle Man, Kenchi and I want to go sledding!" Another pointless one-shot that is meant to be a Christmas gift.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Y. Tendo, Tsubasa O. - Complete
GAME SHOW QUIZ by Neko Kyuketsuki HyuugaUchiha reviews
Crossover with three anime shows Yu Yu Hakusho, FMA and Naruto, It's a game where questions are ask please read and found out okay XD
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
How to annoy Beyond Birthday by Exploading albino potato reviews
Title says it all!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2011 - BB, L
Could this be Love that I Feel? by SnowyFlame reviews
Madoka is questioning herself about her feelings about someone.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Madoka A., Ryuuga - Complete
Don't Return This Uncertainty With Such by Sunday Dear reviews
Vladimir and Dorian fiction! YAY! Be happy now! Summary follows: Vlad has agreed with Otis after the vampire gathering to stay away from Dorian. Far away. But how can he do that when Dorian keeps seeking him out and forcing himself on him? oh, the woes of a teenage life...
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Vladimir Tod, Dorian
In the Wet by Kondoru reviews
Its a horrible day and Lyuze is trying not to drown in her own morbidity.
Casshan: Robot Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Lyuze, Ringo - Complete
Pocky Game! by BlessedRain reviews
Cassidy interrupts Teresa to play a game. But what kind of game is it? Oneshot. The story is much better then the summary i promise! XD
Night School - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Cassidy O'Rourke, Teresa - Complete
Death Note Host Club by LMFFML reviews
All the Ouran High School Host Club members get traded with Death Note characters! And by all the Host Club members, I mean all but Haruhi, who has to deal with all the madness. Slight MelloxMatt, nothing hard-core.
Crossover - Death Note & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - L, Haruhi F.
Picking Up Germany by Scarlet Hanson reviews
A handful of characters try picking up Germany, who is both confused and horrified by their attempts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Germany - Complete
The 'F' Word by Gorillaz6666 reviews
Noodle learns a new word, and Russel disapproves. Rated T for language, implied sexual content, and Murdoc. Heavy Murdoc/2D. Don't like, don't read. One-shot.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Breaking the Rules by roktavor reviews
Because Ryuga should not be left alone. "Are you really sure we should be doing this?" "Of course, Tsubasa! Don't be so worried about breaking one tiny rule!"
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Y. Tendo - Complete
His Everything by bittersweet-endings-2214 reviews
Hello, Beyond Birthday. I want to play a game.
Crossover - Death Note & Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - BB - Complete
What's an Uke? by flying.mint.hero reviews
America asks Japan what an uke is. Contains USxUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/5/2011 - America - Complete
The Pocky Game by UnderTheGrave reviews
Izaya hatches another elaborate plan to tick off Shizuo. You can't blame the poor guy. Wouldn't you kick some ass if Izaya stole your pocky?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Perfect Man by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
Sam takes a quiz to see if Dean is his perfect man. DeanxSam. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2011 - [Dean W., Sam W.]
Chocolate taste an LXMello story by MiTuke reviews
One of my first stories about Mello and L.lawliet from death note. hope you like it :D
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Mello, L - Complete
Just in time for breakfast! by espertortuga reviews
I had Superfast Jellyfish stuck in my head recently, so I thought up this little story out of sheer boredom. Humor, one shot, no pairings, character death
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Murdoc N., Android Noodle - Complete
is it ok if i stalk you by zeva100 reviews
this is a continuation of my other story horror of our love vlad gets a note but oh from who vlablo slash!
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - D'Ablo, Vladimir Tod
I Wanna Hear You Say 'I Remember You' by BloodBlooded71 reviews
D'ablo has inserted a dangerous poison inside Vlad one night.The next day he wakes up and his memory is erased.He dosen't know anyone or who he is.The only person who can fix him is Henry. yaoi
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Vladimir Tod, Henry
L's son by DarkQueenOfTheNight reviews
A new girl comes into Near's life matt and mello fall for the girl what will happen i'm new to fanfiction so be nice if you want me to write more tell me
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2010 - L, Near
L: The Pervert Extraordinaire by SilentKnightInDisguise11 reviews
One-shot! L swears that he isn't a pervert. Yes, he is watching Raito Yagami purely for investigation purposes…but why does it feel otherwise? Gender-switch! LxGirl!Raito, slight NearxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Adorable L by Eru no Tsubasa reviews
Light wakes up one day... to find a seven-year-old L! What happens when he is appointed the babysitter of this mischievous kid? Lots and lots of humor, of course! Pranks, chaos, and fluff ensues! ABANDONED
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,737 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Light Y., L
A thanks giving feast : by TheRejectedAngel reviews
L and his husband Light invite the task force and his sucsessor's over for dinner. And boy are they in for some surprises!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2010 - L, Light Y.
Happy Halloween, L by invaderjewel reviews
L is waiting for B to return from his nightly kill... Especially on Halloween. Where's he at? I suck at summaries.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/4/2010 - L, BB - Complete
I Have No Idea by xXduchessXx reviews
Light. Alcohol. L. Something about this picture is very wrong. And rather cracky… Dedicated to iflip4dolphins and Amanda
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Salt and Sugar by LeCastor
In which not everyone celebrates Christmas, actually. Vaguely slashy, if you squint. Feat. L Lawliet, Light Yagami, Misa Amane. One shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/2/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
GerIta Drabble by Honey Fujioka reviews
Dear Diary-Germany constitutes what happens. Slight GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Fitful Slumber by CaliforniaHills7 reviews
Just a little drabble I wrote of Light/L paring. It's an AU story btw. L is sick and Light takes care of him. Please review. Thank you. Might just continue this with other little stories too. Not really pertaining to one another. :
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Wammy House: Period by Inanely-Sane reviews
A "blooper one-shot" of sorts. A problem arises in the middle of the night with one of the girl members of the House. She seeks help from the best-of-the-best L and BB. And of course, B is up to his old tricks again, out to get L. Humor.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - L, BB - Complete
Password by EnderGrievesForMe14 reviews
In which L goes to the candy store, leaving Light alone with his computer. Hmm... It has a password on it...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Why don't you call me yet , L ? by SilverBells101 reviews
L has been gone for a month. And he hasn't called me yet …
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - L, BB
Pocky Deduction by Katana0304 reviews
Just another day working hard on the Kira case. Kinda boring wait.....does L have POCKY!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I could pass for L by Ambyrawrawr reviews
BB attempts to break L, but after months in an asylum, he can only think of one way. ONESHOT!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2010 - BB, L - Complete
Dear Near, by TheRejectedAngel reviews
If Mello wrote Near a letter... This us what it would say
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
Gloss by EnderGrievesForMe14 reviews
Ryuuzaki finds out one of Raito's secrets after going to the mall with him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
To Hell with you! by SazuruKanaria reviews
L and Light enjoy a day out, when they come upon a woman who does not like their relationship status. What will happen? Read to find out! L/Light, contains minor PDAs.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
B's Amnesia by cata931 reviews
L went to an all-night book store and guess who he found. Only problem? For one, B is supposed to be in jail. Secondly, B can't remember a thing about himself. Rated T for later chapters. A failed attempt at humor. """ Yaoi-ish...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - L, BB
L's Birthday by Taim reviews
L's birthday and BB gets him a surprise. Too bad L doesnt get to find out what it is. Not yoai, but still kinda funny. T to be safe. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - L, BB - Complete
L's thumbs by hayori-spirit-rain3 reviews
L is always 'sucking his thumb' could this habit be hiding a more serious one? T for people with weak stomachs..not that bad though LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2010 - L, Light Y.
Cafe Whammy's by 11110a reviews
Raito has gotten a job incidentally without his consent down at the local cafe Whammy's. Unfortunately for him the cafe is home to a whole arrangement of colourful employees who seem to want to drive him mad! Will he survive the horrors of work? AU LXR
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Light Y., L
Getting Off Subject by HiddenHikari reviews
Beyond and Naomi get WAY OFF SUBJECT while working on a case.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - BB, Naomi M. - Complete
Valentine Situations by cottrox reviews
Alriigghhhtttt... This is L/Light people! Hope it's alright, being as I wrote it years ago, haha. :3 R&R Pweeaassee xox ENJOY!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Candy Hearts by pinta15 reviews
For Valentine's Day, he thought it would be nice to send her some chocolates even though she didn't belong to him. L/Naomi-ish. One-shot. Nothing dirty.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Naomi M., L - Complete
A Beyblade Autumn by BloodDiamondX reviews
Tyson needs money for his date with Hilary. How will he make it though, being the lazy slop he is. Rei thinks the world is going crazy. Tala is on the kiddy swings. Tyson is wearing a dress. Kai is asking weird questions. Sequel to A Beyblade Summer.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009
Lawlipop by Dr.PepperAddiction reviews
Take the worlds greatest detective,add his mischevious heir,throw in a popular 50's song and heres what you get.XD
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Germany's Eventful Day by luffyluffy reviews
Prussia lands himself in the hospital doing something stupid and Germany gets to see the whole event first hand
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Jinx by Kittyclaw reviews
Oneshot. “Odd, hush,” Aelita hissed. “You’ll jinx it.” “I don’t believe in jinxes,” Odd told her. “Uh, Jeremy?” Ulrich said slowly. “I think your computer’s on fire.”
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Breaking It To the Boss by erbby17 reviews
Giriko has some very important business to discuss with his most trusted colleagues. Unfortunately, they don't seem prepared for his recent revelation. CRACK-FIC FOR PLUSHIE'S BIRTHDAY!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Giriko - Complete
Home by Vera-Sama reviews
Oneshot, LxB fluff. L is just wrapping up a case when he gets a call from Whammy's that makes him realize his priorities have gotten a bit out of order as of late...Fluff, minor OOCness, and generally sweet.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Spoons by Nakimochiku reviews
L was, quite simply, Bored. drabble, enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Christmas Note by BerryCollector reviews
Five Christmas oneshots revolving around our favorite Death Note characters! What happens when Misa makes ornaments, L is forced to dress up as Santa, and Near creates his own robotic Christmas tree? 1/5 completed.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2008
Death Note Bots by whitetyger123 reviews
You can get them here! Your very own Bots from Death Note, including the Raito Bot, the Matt Bot, the L bot, and even the Mello bot!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008
Lollipop by Naomi-Misora reviews
L and his yummy lollipop. Happy Birthday L! XD L X Naomi
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2008 - L, Naomi M. - Complete
Change of Plans by Rue-Ryuzaki reviews
Naomi thought that perhaps one small lunch with him wouldn't be so bad. How wrong she was. Slight B x Naomi. Simple one-shot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2008 - BB, Naomi M. - Complete
Black nail polish by Cookies-11 reviews
It was a boring day at Wammy's, and what does Matt do? Click to find out. XD
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Name of the Game: Love potion nr 9 by krm3DeeDee reviews
Misa finally delivers L's name, but gets turned down. She is angry. She holds a weapon of mass distruction: Weasley's love potion nr. 9. Chaos ensures. Enjoy! On Hiatus.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Light Y., Misa A.
My Son Has Lost His Mind by weiss kittyn reviews
In L's absence, Raito picks up a few new habits. Souichiro finds himself scarred for life. A mild attempt at humor
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Death Note Bloopers by DeathNoteL reviews
These are Death Note bloopers I thought of! Each chapter covers a diff manga Volume! Starting with one! Enjoy! And comment! No mean comments please! My brain is't funny when it tries to be! I can't help it!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
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Idiot reviews
Love is hard to handle.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2015 - 2D - Complete
Are You Alright? reviews
Ever wondered what L did while Light was in shock after regaining his memories? Well I didn't!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2014 - L - Complete
Creepypasta Pick-Up lines reviews
Ever wonder what the creepypasta's would say as a pick-up line? No? Well you should now. Warning-Very, very lame pick-up lines.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2014
Letters to Tsubasa reviews
Tsubasa's annoyed with Yu and has nothing to do,so write him a letter.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Tsubasa O.
Heat Have Days (Sebastian x Claude) reviews
Every summer, there will always be a tragedy. You can never avoid it.(Shonen-ai)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Alois T., Claude F.
Truth or Dare Ex(Re-Write) reviews
It's a re-write
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Kyouya T., Tsubasa O.
LEAVE ME ALONE! reviews
The boy's are trying to date me(Lyuze).And let's just say,It's really annoying.Rated T for akward and perverted moments.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012
A Mystery Call reviews
Hatred gets a call from a mysterious guy. A little GreedxOC. Maybe a little humorus.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2013
I Hate You,Yet I Love You reviews
Lyuze(Me) decides to commit suicide after visiting L's grave one last time. But, something unexpected happens. Rated T for suicide.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2012 - L
Life of A Mary-Sue Part 2 reviews
This is a contiuation of DragonFang2011's story life of a Mary-Sue.Enjoy.Probaly humorus.My POV because on here my name is Luna.Look on my profile.
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Complete
Icecream Kiss reviews
The title says it all. TsubasaxOC
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Tsubasa O. - Complete