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Author has written 15 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Les Miserables, Flashpoint, Psych, Blue Bloods, and Friends.

A note: the Whumpit! Program.

Whumpit! Is a new forum contest in several fandoms and I (the founder of Whumpit! And a fellow whump lover), am inviting you to join in the fun!

Whether you write whump or read it, as long as you crave the whump, Whumpit! Is right for you! Just find one of the many Whumpit! Forums in your favorite fandoms and read the Whumpit!: all you need to know thread and you can get started!

Whumpit! Is very new and we need to get the word out! Just typing a little summary and a few links on your profile goes a long way!

If everything goes right, Whumpit! Should start up first of December. Don't be late to sign up!

I REFUSE TO BE MATURE!!!!

Hi. Hello. Bonjour. Hola. Refridgerater flavored cookies are awesome. RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

...Or you could be awesome and read this first!

I DO NOT, AND WILL NEVER, OWN ANYTHING I WRITE ON FANFICTION.NET EXCEPT MY PLOTLINES AND MY OWN CHARACTERS THAT I HAVE CREATED.

Who I am...

On the outside: I'm really a plain Jane. Brown hair and brown eyes, short, sickly skinny even though I'm not sick, big glasses. If you saw me in the street you would walk past me without a second glance.

On the inside (this mentions dark stuff so if that upsets you feel free to skip): Despite my talents for writing and music, I still believe I am worthless. My sister died when I was nine, and I see her everywhere I go. In my dreams, sitting on the bench next to me at the piano, in the crowd when I'm performing, everywhere. Most of the time I can't handle it. I reach out to her or call her name, and she's gone in the blink of an eye. I have a brother with severe Autism who is extremely needy and I'm constantly ignored because of him. I usually don't have a problem with that; I love my brother, and I understand that he needs constant attention, but it hurts when, even in my most important moments like my play performance or a piano recital, I come second place. My brother can't explain his feelings very well. If he's angry, he screams. If he's sad, he cries. He'll get into food when he's hungry, and almost always needs to be watched because he will get into anything and everything possible. Many times my family have had to skip my important events because my brother is too stubborn and doesn't want to go. My siblings and parents all work a lot, leaving me to face my biggest fear of being alone. I also have a rare condition called Congenital Heart Defect; meaning I was born with a hole in my heart, and am kept from most running sports, and I have to do often check-ups and surgeries every few years. I get sicknesses easily.

That isn't really half of the demons I fight every day, but that's the important stuff. If you're going to read my writing, I just thought you might like to know this. I try not to let any of this affect my writing.

Favorite characters:

Flashpoint: Sam, of course. Do you read none of my stories? I like Spike too.

NCIS: Tony Dinozzo. Definitely.

NCIS: Los Angeles: Definitely Deeks!

Percy Jackson: LEO LEO LEO LEO LEO.

Divergent Trilogy: Uriah. GO URIAH!

Warriors: Cinderheart, Yellowfang, and Firestar.

Chuck: Casey. OMG HE'S ADORABLE IN A DIFFERENT WAY THEN YOU THINK.

Les Miserables: Gavroche/Enjrolas.

Hawaii 5-0: STEVE STEVE STEVE.

Elementary: Sherlock and Watson. That show is hilarious...

Blue Bloods: Uhhhh can't decide.

Person of Interest: Mr Reese.

And I'm pretty sure that's all :P

HERE'S SOME SHOUT OUT'S!

ReeRee: You were my first friend on here. Like, the first. And you're #1!

Jimanji: Jimanji ist genial. Er liebt Oreos. , Er liebt die Miezekatzen AS WELL. Wir verstehen uns. Er ist zufällig wie gut, das ist ein Bonus. Er ist nicht ein Stalker. Das ist immer gut. Ich könnte ein verdammt viel mehr, aber ich glaube nicht, dass er das sehr zu schätzen wissen. THE POWER OF THE GERMANNESS!

Lavvie: When I joined my first forum, you and I were like, buddies since.

Kit: Kit is just awesome. 'Nuff said.

DX: I remember when we didn't get along. Like, at all. Now it's funny that we're good friends.

Butler: You're my brother. Like, in real life you're my brother. Love ya big bro.

Everyone else that I might have forgotten: YOU GUYS ROCK!

Divergent Trilogy: Amity.

Percy Jackson: Daughter of Hades.

Warriors: Brownwhisker.

Forum I suggest be avoided

I used to belong to one of the first-page forums in the general forums area. As of a few moths ago, the forum has taken a nosedive. Full of nothing but rape in the RPs, as the people there seem to take pride in having as much rape as possible and have no respect for those out there who have been raped, I would suggest this forum be avoided. With nothing but drama and the like, this is most definitely not a forum for those who wish to have fun and do not wish to be ganged upon when you speak your own opinion against them. A simple debate for you, can turn personal for them and there are those who tend to blow up easily and wish for you to cower in their egotistical might which does not exist to harm a person on the Internet.

The Fate, is a forum I would suggest avoiding at all costs, and if you wish for a replacement for this, I highly recommend you joining Our Fate instead. It has the same layout as The Fate, just minus the drama, more laughs, and so much more less vulgar RPing and such.

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Our-Fate/140209/

The Maximum Ride Pledge:

I promise to remember Max

When someone has leadership skills

I promise to remember Angel

When I see something with gills

I promise to remember Fang

When someone doesn't talk a lot

I promise to remember Ari

When someone is forgot

I promise to remember Gazzy

When I see a giant bomb

I promise to remember Dr. Martinez

When I see a great mom

I promise to remember Nudge

When someone talks to much

I promise to remember Jeb

When someone hates my guts

I promise to remember Iggy

When I see someone blind

I promise to remember Dylan

When I see a face I want to grind

I promise to remember Total

When I see a little dog

And I promise to remember The Flock

When I see birds through the fog

I promise to remember Maximum Ride

Where ever I go

DA STOOPEED TEST! Put an x next to everything you've done. Then count up your exes. more then 18 and you are stupid. Officially stupid.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree. (I have a scar from that.)

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.(Apparently It's not possible :P)

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.(Never seen it)

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice(It gets me every time D;)

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.(So being blonde makes me stupid? -_- I see how it is)

(x) People have called you slow.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire(All the time)

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class(Homschooled.)

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

(x) You have eaten a bug.

() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important(Meh. If you count homework as important. I don't.)

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you(They still do, though..)

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

Total: 29. Don't judge me. e_e

101 Ways To Annoy People (Bold are the ones I've done)

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. (My sister did that once, if that counts.)

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. (Hehe, did that.)

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. (Hehe, just did that.)

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times. (I did that...at Wal-mart...)

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. (I was so dead...)

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. (All the xes are over stores that sell chocolate.)

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained. (Robin layed an egg...)

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a." (I convinced someone that it was my real name.)

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your siblings mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

If you have done any of these things and thought it was funny copy and post this on your profile.

Be Wise like Annabeth

Be loyal like Percy

Be strong like Jason

Be kind like Piper

Be funny like Leo

Be hopeful like Hazel

Be trustworthy like Frank

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beakendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember HoO

wherever I may go...

I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold
I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someones smile is very hearty
Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!

Now swear it on the River Styx!

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Heart surgery.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? UM, UM, UM, UM, Paint.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I used to sleep walk.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? COUNTRY.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To become a writer.

5. Did you notice 5 and 6 are swapped around? ...No.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My sister.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My guitar, Esther.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5 feet even.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Yus.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Sometimes.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I dunno.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I believe in deoderant.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Brunnette and brunnette.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Not gonna happen.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Cawfeeeeeeee.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? PEPPERONI.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? CHOCOLATE.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Verbally, I ate Captain Hook. *Only certain people will think this is funny.* SORRY REEREE!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? My cow costume. YUS. Gotta problem?

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? I like a lot of people. Just not like that.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? I wish.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? American Eagle.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Which one? Hehe.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? I have a few birds and few cats. And a dog.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? No.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO You? Tell them...

30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 66

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My mom.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? When people want the spotlight 24/7.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Yup, to Germany.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I can't run for long periods of time.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Yus.

37. FIRST JOB? Played for a funeral. And babysat.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Shhhh...

39. DO YOU SWEAR? Nope.

40.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Roleplaying.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Three.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My glasses.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No, but I'm getting them.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A laptop, but I doubt that will happen.

45. How are you? Between 12 and 13.

6. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No. I believe in praying.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Herbal Essences.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Nail biting.

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Kids Bop CD from forever ago.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Hehe. Maybe.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not to me.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? No comment.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? EMT class. Don't ask.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My doll.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I don't have one.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I still have nightmares...

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Psh. Of course not! *Sarcasm.*

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac n' Cheese.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? NERDS!

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? I have a lot.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Do I have to choose?

68. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? NCIS L.A.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Don't know.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? CHOCOLATE.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yup.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Dance class.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There is a 64!!!!!

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 90mph.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? eh.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? RAIN.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mom.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Glasses.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? NO.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? SCHOOL! Ugh...

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? April.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Taurus.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Brown.

86. EYE COLOR? Brown.

89. FAVOURITE FAST FOOD PLACE? WENDY'S.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? I have never tried it.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? The rifleman.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My Birthday!

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Piano and Guitar.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? No.

95. KISSES OR HUG? Hug all the way!

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships, is this a serious question?

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Mcdonalds.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? None, I can't drive yet...

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? The Red Pyramind.

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: No.

Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - And back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and enforce a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
23. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
25. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently
26. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
27. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who wants to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
28. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift totting.
29. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
30. Tell people that you can see their aura.
31. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
32. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
33. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
34. Stare at one person for awhile until they get uncomfortable then say in a British accent, "Oh my. The Nargles are really attracted to you. You should see someone about that."
35. Bring out some crumpled pieces of brown paper, put it on the ground, and say to the person next to you, "You shouldn't go to the bathroom in an elevator." And if they say it's paper deny, deny,
deny.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Noooo...

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Angizzle.

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Piglet.

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Grace South. Whoa. That's kinda cool.

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Ticanrix. Wow.

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Orange Coke. Um...

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie.

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black RJ. Funny, RJ is a black cat. :P

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. (sorry to any reviewers who aren't PJO fans! Please don't leave me!)

If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. (just sitting there one second, next i'm on the floor. don't know how i did that)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (and i have lost an argument with myself before)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

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if you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

if you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

f several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh when you hurt yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. (plenty of them)

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile (it's a waste of a precious life)

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you want to push R.E.D. off a cliff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…(Bold are ones I do)

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” (It's funny. I have an owl locket that my sister gave to me and I never take it off. So when in the morning my siblings hear "HI ATHENA!" You can hear them say "AJ's awake."

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. (I can't do either. I have a heart condition.)

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (LUKE BRYAN AND ADELE!)

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… (Never been on a cruise boat.)

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.(I dont go in the air.)

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.(Never getting married...)

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.(I have to do devotions...)

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.(I DO HAVE ADHD! My parents admitted it.)

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.(Never seen one. I don't live near New York.)

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt. (Once there was a girl who had a Camp Half-blood shirt. O-O)

You are a PJO character for Halloween.(Different one every year.)

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.(I want to)

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (Just not for that reason. I'M A WRITER OF COURSE I HAVE A PEN AT ALL TIMES. It just happens to be a Ballpoint pen.)

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"(I shouted that as soon as the couple kissed at my sister's wedding.)

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents (Mostly Aphrodite.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.(hehe, did that)

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Nico will Rule The World!)

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. (Did that once. Hehe.)

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies)

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (Mostly my dad Hades. I blame everything on him)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(My half-broski? Turn evil? He don't got the gonads.)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek.

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy.

You just have to research more about greek mythology.(Alredy Have!)

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile.(obviously)

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to.

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree.

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.

You own every single book.(duh)

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.

You call yourself a demigod.

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real.

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.

You've called someone you know a satyr

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total: 6

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act. (Sometimes...)

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain

You can stay calm in stressful situations. (Most times.)

You are very generous

Total: 5

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment. (SAVE THE TREES!)

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 3

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. (I'm claustrophobic, so yeah.)

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 8

Result: Air.

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much.

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 5

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear. (The majority of the time)

You are afraid of the dark. (Slightly)

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules. (Yes, I do most of the time)

Total: 2

RESULT: Dark.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

the Kane Chronicle Pledge:

I promise to remember Carter

When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie

When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins

When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos

When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar

When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast

When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus

When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis

Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set

When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis

When a cute boy catches my eye

I promise to remember Zia

When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid

I'll always remember this song.

This one is scary believe me when I say it:
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

YOUR GANGSTA NAME (3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Micizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal) Green Parakeet

YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Cenmirix

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Silver Sprite

YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sean

YOUR GUY SIDE:

(x) You love hoodies
(x) You love jeans
(x) Dogs are better than cats
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt (Just as long as it isn't me!)
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x) Shopping is torture.
(x) Sad movies suck
(x) You own/ed an X-Box.
(x) Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid
(x) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
(x) You watch sports on TV
(x) Gory movies are cool
(x) You go to your dad for advice
(x)You own like a trillion baseball caps.
(x) You like going to high school football games.
(x) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear
(x) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think
(x) Sports are fun
(x)Talk with food in your mouth.
(x) Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(x) Cats are better than dogs.
(x) You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
(x) You love to shop
(x) You wear eyeliner.
(x) You wear the color pink.
(x) Go to your mom for advice.
(x) You consider cheerleading a sport.
(x) You hate wearing the color black
(x) You like hanging out at the mall.
(x) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x) You like wearing jewelry
(x) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
(x) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
(x) You don't like the movie Star Wars.
(x) You were in gymnastics/dance.
(x) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
(x) You smile a lot more than you should
(x) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(x) You care about what you look like.
(x) You like wearing dresses when you can.
(x) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne)
(x) You love the movies.
(x) Used to play with dolls as little kid (G.I. Joe...)
(x) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
(x) Like being the star of every thing
Total: 4

PREP (ughhh)

X You own a cell phone

X You own something from Abercrombie.

X You own something from Pac sun (um... what is Pac sun)

X You own something from Hollister.

X You own something from American eagle.

X You love/like going to the mall.

X You own an iPod/MP3 player.

X You love Starbucks. (This has nothing to do with being a prep. Maybe a college student, but not a prep.)

X You have been called a brat. (Not fair. I'm the youngest of 8.)

X You hate buying things that are on sale.

X You have more than one house.

Total: 4

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colors.

X You have thought about death

X You wear chains.

X You like heavy metal.

X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.

X You have worn black lipstick.

X Your hair was/is dark. (I was born with it...)

X You dislike preps.

X You’re an atheist/Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 4

PUNK

X You can skateboard

X You’ve worn plaid.

X You like Converse.

X You hate MTV

X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

X You dislike pink.

X You hate/dislike preps.

X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 4

GEEK

X You love the computer.

X You like Harry Potter.

X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

X You get mostly A's.

X You love/like reading.

X You were/are in band. (I haven't but, how does that make someone a geek?)

X You don't care what you look like.

X You have a curfew

X You like homework.

X You never miss school unless you're sick. (I'm homeschooled. When I'm sick, I have to do it anyways.

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.

X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

X You collect your jerseys.

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.

X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

X Your garage consists of sports equipment.

X You belong/belonged to a school team.

X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

X You have a specific number (7!)

HARDCORE/SCENE

X You like loud music. (Yeah I guess, not so much as like as enjoy being able to actually hear it)

X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

X You never walk anywhere.

X You wear slip-on shoes

X You wear/wore Vans.

X You like the band Panic! At the disco.

X You wear band t-shirts. (I don't have a band t-shirt, if i did then yeah.)

X People have called you a freak and meant it. (Booyah!)

X You love to "hardcore" dance.

X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Result: Geek/Athlete.

So I did it, for those fans who wanted me to take the quiz (No, I'm kidding, I have no fans, and none of them pressured me into it).

Whats the last book you read?

The Lost hero by Rick Riordan

What's on your T.V right now?

The tv's off

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

my mom and i said "hi"

Where are you?

my house. Why are you coming to get me?...

What's your personality like?

Blunt. Very Blunt.

What was the last thing you thought

I was thinking wow this quiz is stupid...

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

a bush named George.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Buy the rights for the PJO

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

A CD

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Air

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

The answers to this survey...

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it?

"He learned sword-fighting and riding." Prince caspian.

What's it like being you?

Very interesting.

What are your thoughts on writing?

i write because i like to, and im hoping maybe i can earn the rights from Rick Riordan.

How tall are you?

4ft

What book are you currently reading?

Prince Caspian

What music are you listening to?

Does my bird count?

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

yahoo.com

What was the last thing you cooked?

scrambled eggs

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

white,blue,and pink.

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

no

Ketchup or Mustard?

Ketchup FTW!

How many different programs are on your computer right now?

2

What is the weather like?

cloudy with a chance of meatballs =)

Are you going on vacation this summer and where?

it's fall...

Anything else?

GERMANY AND LEO VALDEZ!

What's your favorite article of clothing?

my relient k t-shirt.

Who is the most special person to you?

God

Scariest moment of your life?

seeing my brother without a shirt

One word that would best describe you?

Blunt

What is your favorite month?

April

What's your favorite number?

2

What does your user name mean?

i honestly, don't know.

You know you are obsessed with the heroes of olympus if...

You flip a gold coin to see if it will turn into a sword

You try to charm-speak your local car dealer (Don't try this at home children.)

You wear a toolbelt

You think your p.e. teacher is a satyr

You don't like guys named dylan

You try to fly

You name every pet you have festus (Oh yeah!)

You hate gold

You never burn wood. For Franks sake

You don't touch anything that looks valuable

( \_/ ) This is bunny.

('.') Copy and paste bunny onto your page to help

(")_(") him gain world domination! (I'nt he cute?)

Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes and Facts of Life

The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD)

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .)

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Screw fire and save matches!!

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where is the ceiling.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.

Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang", I don't think you'd kill too many people. (Sure you do, people die of laughing too hard)

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . . I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR) you just can't think as fast as me.

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

I hate it when people say there is no such thing as normal. There IS such thing, as normal means average, what is considered to be most common. Normal. Of course, I'm not normal at all so I have no idea what I'm on about. If you want to learn how to explode things, crush things, cause things harm, or whatever random things you need, I'm your girl. If you want to know about anything that you will actually USE in life, go somewhere else.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Answer: The strawberry fields.

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Answer: Hmmmmmm let me think about this...Leo. Or Frank. Either one is fine.

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Answer: Katie Gardener (Demeter rocks! unfortunatly, Hades is my dad.)

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Answer: Octavian! The murderer...

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

Answer: Probably the lost hero. Minus Jason and Piper, it's a good book.

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Answer: Leo, Frank and Katie.

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Answer: Hades and Demeter

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Answer: I'd say this. "You are such an idiot!"

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Answer:Leo, Frank or Katie

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Answer: Leo. he'll build me a boat.

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Answer: Do it yourself

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Answer: Prachel, (Don't hate me!) Gruniper, Tratie, Jasper.

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Answer: I'd say. "See ya'll. i'm going to the salad bar."

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Answer: Hanging with Katie.

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

Answer: Flame on!

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Answer: The coffee thing in the titans curse

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

Answer: With great power comes the great need for a nap. Wake me up later.

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Answer: The Hades thing in the lightning thief

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

My Answer: Foooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddd...

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My Answer: Leo stupidity moments.

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.

20 More Percy Jackson Questions

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Prachel (Don't hate me!)

2) Favorite guy character? Leo or Frank. i can't choose.

3) Favorite girl character? Katie

4) Favorite god? Hades

5) Favorite goddess? Demeter

6) Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades? Hades

7) Is Luke hot? No

8) Would you join the hunters? I would if i could

9) Archery or sword fighting? Archery

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Hermes express

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Nike or Hypnos

12) Favorite book? The Lost Hero, I answered this already.

13) Least favorite? The sea of monsters

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year round

15) Favorite couple? Frazel

16) Are you a demigod? no duh

17) Who would be your parent? Hades

18) Favorite minor character? Katie

19) Ethan or Luke? Luke

20) Favorite monsters? Furies

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. (I'm pretty sure i already did this quiz but i'm doing it again.)

"Be chased out of narnia as quick as their legs." Prince caspian

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

An antique rock

3.What is the last time you watched on TV?

I'm watching it now and I'm watching the wild, wild, west. (Yes. I'm watching the oldies channel. Got a problem with that?)

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:07

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:11 not bad

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

A commercial for Remington steele (Awesome show)

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

i was hanging the laundry

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The computer. duh

9.What are you wearing

a black t-shirt under a red sweatshirt and neon blue shorts.

10.Did you dream last night?

nope

11.When did you last laugh?

When someone had the wrong number, and it was a prank call, so it was like. "SAVE ME! THE KILLER IS AFTER ME WITH KILLER PIGS!" The annoying part is that, when they found out it was the wrong number, they kept on calling back until i was like, "Stop calling before i *." (you don't want to know what i said.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

paint

13.Seen anything weird lately?

hmmmm...my dog with it's legs pointing straight up

14. What do you think of this quiz?

pointless, but fun.

15. What is the last film you saw?

sense and sensablility

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

a new caps lock button. it broke.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

i have german roots

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

i'd make Leo Valdez real

19. Do you like to dance?

only when it's my fave song

20. George Bush:

a bush named george

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Anastasia Grace

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Carter james

1 Katie

2 Leo

3 Hazel

4 Frank

5 Percy

6 Piper

7 Jason

8 Gleeson hedge

9 Butch

10 Grover

11 Clarrise

12 Annabeth

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Piper and Clarrise? ummm...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yesh. very much so.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

=0 Gleeson pregnant? um...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

a couple

Do you think 2 and 6 would make a good couple?

No! i am against Piper and Leo!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Percy butch or Percy grover? either one sounds wrong...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

What would happen if Jason walked in on Leo and Annabeth kissing? he'd probably be like "Oh crap..."

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Greeks and romans have united and Hazel finds love in Grover. But does he love her?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Ewwww! no!

10. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Lots of boy drama

11. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (9). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (3) and finds true love with (5).

Katie and Jason are in a happy relationship until Jason runs off with Butch. Katie, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Clarisse and a brief unhappy afair with Piper, Then follows the wise advice of Hazel and finds true love with Percy.

What title would you give this fic?

Girl advice

12. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

i would say, "Gleeson! you cheated on Mellie!"

13. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Leo? i'd cry

14. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

I'd say, "Rainbows and Jewels? interesting..."

15. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Say, "I don't have any tin cans!"

16. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I'd say, "Katie! What's wrong?"

17. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Well, if Leo's my teacher, He would spoil me and make sure i don't get in trouble with Clarisse.

18. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort.

Lightning and wisdom: finding peace.

Interview:

Q-What is your favorite color?

A-Green

Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?

A-Push rachel off a cliff. Luke rocks!

Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?

A-The Hades cabin. After all, Hades is my dad.

Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?

A-Invisability

Q-Favorite Twilight quote?

A-I hate you. I'm not even sure that's in there, but i hate twilight so...

Q-Favorite Song

A-Dark Blue by Jack Mannequin

Q-Favorite food?

A-Tomato soup

Q-If you could date any character who would it be?

A-Either Frank or Leo

Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson books?

A-Piper. I would change her into a not-so-marysueish character

Q-Favorite books?

A-PJO and HOO

Q-Night or Day?

A-Night

Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?

A-Tell everyone to die. Then i could be king of the world for more then thirty seconds!

Q- What's your personality like?

A-Read my bio and find out

Q- What was the last thing you thought?

A-I'm thinking right now

Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

A-a bush named george

Q- Scariest moment of your life?

A-when i was in a car crash

Q- One word that would best describe you?

A-Blunt

Q- What is your favorite month?

A-April

Q- What does your user name mean?

A-I don't know

Q- What is your favorite Disney movie?

A-Tangled

Q- Have you ever been in a fight?

A-Yesh ma'am

Mr. Blue Sky:

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) (Or Grooveshark) on shuffle

2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Grenade

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Slow dancing in a burning room

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Dark blue

4.WHAT IS 22?

Hallelujah

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Half of my heart

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

God gave me you (booyahh)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Numb

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

In my head

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

E.T

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Wide Awake (totally)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

We are young (totally)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

What makes you beautiful (huh?)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

If it means a lot to you

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Waiting for the end

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

i love my lips (Yes!)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Set fire to the rain

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

in the end (Yes!)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Burn it down

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Fever

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

House of the rising sun (Awesome song!)

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Somewhere only we know

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

New york, new york (New york does scare me)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Vanilla twilight

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Cave in

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Dental care (Ouch!)

26: What are you going to post this as?

Guardian angel.

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are Aquaphobic

There is a 10% chance i'm a child of Zeus

Poseidon

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic

There is a 10% chance I'm a child of Poseidon

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night

There is a 90% chance i'm a child of Hades (Booyah)

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist. (Maybe?...)
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

Theres a 10% chance i'm a child of Demeter

ARES

You often start fights. (Oh, yeah, kind of...)
You’re (sometimes) a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.(I like reading in general)
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight. (Usually... Sam (My brother) makes it hard though)
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something. (Specially when it comes to slapping boys)

there's a 30% chance i'm a child of Ares

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. (Actually, yeah)
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.(again, like reading in general)
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. I don't even get Politics in general!
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (I hardly know what that is)

there's a 0% chance i'm a child of Athena

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

there's a 40% chance i'm a child of Apollo

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. (Like/hate relationship actually...)
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets (Differance between shoot and hit, anyway, mine can't move.:)
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

there's a 60% chance i'm a hunter of Artemis

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire. (Eh.)

there's a 10% chance i'm a child of Hephaestus

APHRODITE

Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day. (Bad hair days are my life)
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. (Yes, yes I am, I'm also homeschooled:)
You’re often invited to parties. (Yes, I do have friends people!)
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

There's a 10% chance i'm a child of Aphrodite

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments. (Yes, yes I do.)
You’ve never lost a debate. (I've never done a debate!)
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

there's a 50% chance i'm a child of Hermes

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine. (under-aged)
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. (under-aged)
You can finish a martini in less than a minute. (under-aged)
You have a happy, cheerful disposition. (wait, we are talking about Mr. D, right?)
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad. (Not Chocolate!)

there's a 0% chance i'm a child of Dionysus

I've already done this before, but it's so fun. so i'm doing it again.

1.) Piper

2.) Jason

3.) Clarisse

4.) Leo

5.) Katie

6.) Gleeson hedge

7.) Mellie

8.) Grover

9.) Percy

10.) Annabeth

11.) Hazel

12.) Frank

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

He's hotter then the sun! after all. we're married

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

...Awkward

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Like, millions

Do you think 2 and 6 would make a good couple?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah NO!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five nine. Because it's the only boy/girl one.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

What would happen if Mellie walked in on Jason and Frank making out? um...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Annabeth has had enough of Clarisse. So she challenges her to a duel. Who will win?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Ew! no!

10. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: lots of DIE! talk.

4 and 11 and in a happy relationship until 11 runs off with 9. 4, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 7 and a brief unhappy affair with 5 and follows the wise advice of 8 and finds true love in 3

Leo and Hazel are in a happy relationship until Hazel runs off with Percy. Leo, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mellie and a brief unhappy affair with Katie and follows the wise advice of Grover and finds true love with Clarisse.

What title would you give this fic?

War and fire

12. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Run away screaming

13. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Jason? i'd shout "Woohoo!"

14. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Percy and Clarisse? I wouldn't make it out of the room alive most likely. Clarisse would kill me.

15. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Annabeth!

16. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I already knew Piper was emo

17. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Jason and Hazel are my teachers? I'd better be careful what i do in school...

18. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort.

Life isn't a 'breeze'

My Favorite Songs: Dark Blue by Jack Mannequin, Billionaire by Bruno Mars Feat: Travis McCoy, Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen, Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye, Stereo Hearts by Gym Class Heroes, And about a million more but i don't have enough room for it i don't think =P

Favorite Artists: Bruno Mars, Alex Goot, Linkin Park, Gotye, Gym Class Heroes, and a couple more.

Favorite Colors: Green, Silver, Gold, Black, Purple, Orange, Yellow, Red.

Favorite Television Shows: America's Got Talent, The Voice, How I Met Your Mother, The Rifleman, (Yes. I like the oldies. Johnny Crawford is a hottie!) The Big Valley, Remington Steele, Dick Van Dyke, and a million more.

Favorite Movies: The Lightning Thief, The Lorax, War Horse, Les Miserables (HUGH JACKMAN!)

Favorite Book Series: Percy Jackson And The Olympians, The Kane Choronicles, Heroes of Olympus, Harry Potter, And a couple other's.

Favorite Actor: LOGAN LERMAN!

Favorite Authors: Rick Riordan, Carl Hiaasen, and Erin Hunter.


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Just scroll down to the end, but
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you start calling yourself a twoleg.

play outside and pretend the plants you are picking are herbs.

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tell your dog to go eat some fresh-kill.

name the stray cat outside Tallstar.

name the other stray cat outside Shadowheart

cry when your fav charrie dies

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ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl. (Yes. Can't get enough of the superbowl!)

X You own track shoes or sports related shoes. (Dancer, Basketball player, horseback riding...Yes. I have sports shoes.)

X You collect your jerseys. (Yes, every single one of them. Doesn't mean I can still wear them, though.)

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. (I have a T-ball trophy from when I was five.)

X You have posters or plaques dedicated to famous athletes. (Yes. The U.S.A. Gymnastics team.)

X Your garage consists of sports equipment. (Bikes, baseballs, basketballs, I even have a Ballet Barre.)

X You belong/belonged to a school team. (Basketball, Softball.)

X You are going/did go to a sports camp. (Dance camp!)

X You have a specific number. (Seven!)

Random Survey

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

Pierce your nose or tongue?

*Blinks*

Be serious or be funny?

People will think I'm weird if I'm serious. Eh, they always think I'm weird...Serious.

Drink whole or skim milk?

Whole.

Die in a fire or drown?

Fire. Leo will save me.

Spend time with your parents or enemies?

Enemies. I love beating people up. :D

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

Sun or moon?

Moon.

Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall?

Leaf-fall.

Left or right?

*Blinks.*

Ten acquaintances or five best friends?

Five best friends. Those are hard to find.

Sunny or rain?

Rain.

Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?

CHOCOLATE.

Bieleber or Directioner?


You people have grammar issues.

A B O U T . Y O U.

What time is it?

7:34 PM.

What is your name?

Michielle, Krystel, or Antonia. Decide.

What do you want to do?

When I grow up? Let's see...Write. Duh.

Where do you wanna live?

Delaware, or maybe Germany.

How many kids do you want?

None. Not getting married either. Won't have time.

Do you want to get married?

Won'thave time.

Have you ever done drugs?

I'm sorry, but what kind of question is that? Of course I don't. I'm a christian thank you very much.

What do you like on your pizza?

Food. Duh.

Can you cross your eyes?

I have glasses for a reason.

Do you make your bed daily?

I sleep on the floor, so do I make the floor daily? You know how wrong that sounds?

What is the wackiest thing on earth?

When my parakeet throws it's food at me.

QUICK! THINK OF A NUMBER!!

5!

What *Bleep* you off? (Naughty word.)


When my 8 yr old friend can pick me up. Unfair.

Favorite quotes:

When in doubt, find the Dam snack bar.

PJO, The Last Olympian.


Me: *Tackles Pony.*

Pony: You dare strangle the leader?

Me: It's not strangling! It's...It's...HUGGING! *Huggles.*

Willowclan, ponyiowa and TheBeautifulDreamer12.

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When you open it, he collapses.

When he see's you reading it, he faints.

When he see's you living it, he flees.

And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.

I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other; drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and ran to save the two dead boys. And if you don't believe it's true, go ask the blind man, he saw it too- Anonymous

I ran with scissors... and lived.

Pretty girls turn heads me and my girls break necks.

Only in america can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Pickles are cucumblers soaked in evil!

Save the world it's the only planet with chocolate!

Do not interrupt me when i am talking to myself.

Who are you to judge me I know I am not perfect and I don't claim to be but before you start pointing fingers make

sure your hands are clean.

Why yes, I do spontaneously break out into ninja moves.

Be back in 5 minutes if not read this again.

Thank you captain obvious.

Yes I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around my room thank you very much.

Our inside jokes to many to name when were apart it's never the same when were together it's nothing but fun replacing my girls just can't be done!

I'm not crazy my reality is just different than yours.

Gone crazy! Be back soon.

Classy but wild.

Wild but classy.

Divas don't take a day off.

Me? Dramatic? WHY EVER WOULD YOU THINK THAT?!?! WHY DO YOU DOUBT ME SO MUCH? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!! Okay, maybe a bit...

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

What's this 'normal' you speak of? Is it contagious! Don't touch me i might catch your 'normal!'

I smile because i have no idea what is going on.

I'm the kinda girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence... about something that happened yesterday.

Would you like a side of epic with that fail?

If you try and don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Hmmm...

It's all fun and games until someone get hurt...then its hilarious.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns... NO! MR UNICORN!!! SIR BUNNIE IS NOT A CHEW TOY!!!!

Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.

The more I learn, the less I understand.

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why learn?

I've never read 'Mary Had A Little Lamb' poem like this before:

Mary had a little Lamb,

his fleece was white as snow.

And everywhere that Mary went,

The Lamb was sure to go.

He followed her to school one day,

Twasn't even in the rule.

He made the children laugh and play,

I have a Lamb at school.

And then the rules all changed one day,

illegal it became;

To bring The Lamb Of God to school,

Or even speak his name.

Everyday got worse and worse,

and days turned into years.

Instead of hearing children laugh,

We heard gunshots and tears.

What must we do to stop the crime,

That's in our school today?

Let's let The Lamb come back to school,

And teach the kids to pray!

Repost this if you agree.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything FLY OUT.

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails.

3. Broken a chair by leaning back on it.

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while talking.

5. Choked on your own spit while talking.

6. Had people tell you wou're a blond when you're not OR had people tell you you had blond highlights going on in your head...

7. Been caught staring at your crush by the lucky person themselves.

8. Have looked for something for ten minutes and then realize it was in your hand.

9. Have tried to push open a door that said 'pull.'

10. Tried to pull open a door that said, 'push.'

11. Have actually believed someone when they said they know how to make love potion.

12. Have hit yourself while in the process of hitting someone else (What can I say? I'm a klutz.)

13. Have tripped and fallen UP THE STAIRS.

14. Have Xploded marshmellows in the microwave. (I am an EXPERT at making things explode.)

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (My sister is SO mean!)

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth whille trying to blow a bubble (Yes, yes, I know.)

17. Have had the juice of a mini tomato squirt someone when you bit into it (Well, at least I'm being honest).

18. Have had juice squirt out of your noise because you were laughing so freakin' hard.

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (I missed that person, okay?)

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kick ball with flip flops on.

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public wearing it.

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. (Hehe...)

23. Have run into a closed door.

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else.

25. Have searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it.

26. it has taken you longer than FIVE MINUTES to get a joke. (Don't judge me.)

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer.

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (Ow, ow, ow, ow...)

29. Have tripped over a crack in the side walk (I was being a klutz.)

And the grand total is... 21! wow.

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If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU HATE PERCABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Sometimes, I wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

The only reason people hold on to memories, is because they're the only things that won't change, even when everything else does.

What doesn't kill you... usually succeeds in the second attempt.

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

Smile. It confuses people.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't--Hey! Nice carpet!"

"The line between confidence and arrogance is thin, the line between arrogance and stupidity even finer." -- Nicholas Flamel, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel

There are no stupid questions...just stupid people.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

We can take a lesson from Crayons. Some are sharp(most aren't, though), some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are unique, but they all learn to live

together in the same box.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

Don't look at me in that tone!

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone! (hee hee. I frequently tell people that...right before slapping them.)

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you can't beat them, join them

If you can't join them, sue them,

then rub it in their faces.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? Am I the only sane person?

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

The past is just the future with the lights on.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

"Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary.

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."

24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.

"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.

"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN B* RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS:Would ignore this letter. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!!!!!

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit

some friends one evening

and time passed quickly as each shared

their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than

planned, and had to walk home alone.

She wasn't afraid

because it was a small town and she lived

only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm

trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from

harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a

short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she

noticed a man standing at the end as though he

were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,

asking for

God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness

and security wrapped round her, she felt as

though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,

she walked right past the man and arrived

home safely.

The following day, she read in the

newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same

alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and

the fact that it could have been her, she began to

weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to

help this young woman, she decided to go to the

police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so

she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be

willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify

him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out

the man she had seen in the alley the night

before.

When the man was told he had been

identified, he

immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery

and asked if there was anything they could do

for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one

question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not

attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he

answered, "Because she wasn't alone.

She had two tall men walking on either side of

her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,

you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of

teenagers will not stand up for God?

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

we r friends. you laugh, i laugh; you cry, i cry; you jump off a cliff, i gonna miss your emails.

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3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions

A conclusion is a place where you got tired of thinking

A celebrity is someone who spends all their life trying to become well known then wears dark shades to avoid being reconized

When life gives you skittles throw them at people and yell, "TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!"

When when life gives OTHER people skittles and they throw the skittles at people and yell, "TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!" run over them with a car and say, "Nationwide is on your side!"

NEVER knock on deaths door; ring the doorbell and run away: death really hates that

People use their smart phones to do stupid things

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Everyone is priveledged to their own opinion. You abuse that priveledge.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid i'll take over

As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working brain, you've made me wonder if you've lost every bit of your sense.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of uselessness, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid butt.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (E.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was a sunny then day Percy got hit by an arrow? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (E.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (E.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

92% of American teenagers would hold their breaths if Justin Beiber told them to. (Copy this to your profile if you would've been in the 8% laughing your butts off!)

If you're a girl but the furthest thing from a damsel-in-distress, copy and past this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (Don't insult the Nerd)

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever had a constant enemy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. (Man I must look like an idiot at school)

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

All the good ones are either Stupid,married, or fictional characters in BOOKS or movies.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

"When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

If "knowledge is power" and "power corrupts" does Knowledge corrupt?

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

If when you listen to music on your Ipod, and you have the volume on low the music is still so loud that your parents tell you to turn it down, copy and paste.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies! (The ditch is too full)

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot! (So get off my profile and go to the village)

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (True I could name a few idiots I would shoot.)

With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico Di Angelo, THE LAST OLYMPIAN

"God alert! It's the wine dude!" -Blackjack (Percy's pegasus), THE TITANS CURSE

"And. . .I want to buy a dam T-shirt." -Thalia, Zoe, Grover, Percy, THE TITANS CURSE

"Go chase a doughnut." -Percy, THE SEA OF MONSTERS

Deadlines just aren't real to me unless I'm staring one in the face. -Percy, THE LIGHTNING THEIF

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, THE LOST HERO

Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day. -THE LOST HERO

"See, that's what happens to snow in Texas, lady. It-freaking-melts."--Leo, THE LOST HERO

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"Well. . .See you."

"Hold up! you can't just run off."

"Sure I can." -Clarisse and Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, THE DEMIGOD FILES

Now Thalia and Nico would have to haul my useless butt through the rest of the mission. -Percy, THE DEMIGOD FILES

''Maybe if we push her over." - Annabeth, The Battle of the Labyrinth

Put this in your profile

if you love to laugh!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared?!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

Never be afraid to try new things. After all, an amatuer built the arc, but professionals built the titanic!

Happiness. It made the whole dying thing pretty bearable

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, "Maybe...life isn't for everyone."

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Phrases that make me laugh:

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange.

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh harder

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Heaven won't let me in, and H*s afraid I'll take over.

No I won't go to h*! It has a restraining order against me.

Sarcasm is my favorite word.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to drown a fish.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's okay, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

"Let's eat grandpa!!"

"Let's eat, grandpa!!"

Punctuation saves lives.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

--98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. ((I have. Very embarrassing.))

--If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

--98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! ((Plutonians!))

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

--If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit some freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

--If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you are always listening your Ipod , copy & paste this to your profile!

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you watched the same movie every day when you were little, copy this to your profile.

If you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes post this on your profile. (It's this writing and reading stuff, its not my fault!)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

--If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. (filthy bloodsuckers!)

--If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copt this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy and paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

--Okay, so who likes tacos? If you like tacos, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Hey You! Yeah you! No not you! YOU! Yes You! Do you like tacos?

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copy and pasting things to your profile is totally pointless, and yet you do it anyways, pointlessly copy and paste this to your profile

Regular lions say ROAARR.

Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU

Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGPERCYJACKSONRUN!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this.

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to h*?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

The world was ending and all that mattered was that she was alive. -Percy Jackson from Percy Jackson and the Olympians

You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed. -Percy Jackson from Percy Jackson and the Olympians

With great power... comes with a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later. -Nico Di Angelo of Percy Jackson and the Olympians

"Green grass breaks through snow.

Artemis pleads for my help

I am so cool."

-Apollo from Percy Jackson and the Olympians

"See lady, that's what happens to snow in Texas. It. Freaking. Melts." -Leo Valdez The Hero's of Olympus

"So let's build a spankin hot war machine"-Leo Valdez The Hero's of Olympus

"Leo looked like a latino santa's elf..."- Jason Grace The hero's of olympus

Even before he got electrocuted, Jason was having a rotten day1st sentence of The Lost Hero

QUOTE TIME! ( kane chronicles)

"people always say i look like her, but I couldn't even get the spot off my chin much less look so mature and beautiful. [Stop smirking, carter]" -Sadie Kane, The red pyramid

"child of nut," I snickered. "Sorry, go on." -Sadie Kane, The red pyramid

"oh, no," I said, panic rising in my chest. "no, no, no. Somebody get a can opener. I've got a god stuck in my head." - Carter Kane, The red pyramid

"calm down, horus said. "Don't tell me to calm down!" Bast frowned."I didn't". "Talking to him!" I pointed to my forehead." -Carter Kane, The Red Pyramid

"Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds? -Carter Kane, The red pyramid.

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[
] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $150
] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x] Under 5′4 - $0

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[
] First born - $320
] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
] Middle child - $100
[ x] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Vision?
[ ] perfect vision - $400
[x] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Shoe Size:
] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $50
[x] Under 7- $450

Favorite Colors (multiple):
[x] Green - $750
] Red - $600
[ x] Black - $100
[ x] Yellow -$475
] Brown - $300
] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[X] Other - $500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750

Final Total: $5,325

Whoa, dude...

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

True Love:

Girl: Can you slow down?! I'm scared!

Boy: Sure, but first, tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now can we please slow down?

Boy: Hug me.

Girl: *hugs him*

Boy: Now can you please take this helmet off me, it's bugging me?!

Girl takes off his helmet and puts it on her own head

Next day in the paper...

There was a motercycle crash yesterday due to break failure. There were two passengers, but only one survived.

Truth...

Halfway down the road the boy realized his breaks broke, but didn't want to scare the girl so he had her say 'i love you', and hug him one last time, then put his helmet on so he would die but she would live...

copy and paste this in your profile if you think that is one of the sweetest things ever!

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. (YES)

You cried when you finished TLO (I became teary eyed)

You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times (Duh)

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page (lol maybe)

You're in love with a fictional character (Me: LEO VALDEZ!)

You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times (everyday maybe)

you and your BFFcall yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO (Well ….yea)

you own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series

You dream of going to CampHalf-Blood( duh, who wouldn't)

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile (What other series is there? I say all book should be PJO)

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, pyro_manic19, ImmaLickYou, Annabeth Jackson or Wisegirl,BloodredAngel808,tmmdeathwishraven, StevieRae2011, Inquiete, hag.from.hell, ThePowerOfRandomnes1, BleedingInk12

A blonde walks to her mailbox-- no mail.

Comes out again-- no mail.

Neighbor says-- What's wrong.

Blonde-- My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"

Before Marriage-

Boy: I have been waiting for this day.

Girl: Do u want me to leave??

Boy: NO!!!!

Girl: Do u love me?

Boy: Of Course

Girl: Will u ever cheat on me??

Boy: Never in my life

Girl: Will u ever kiss me?

Boy: Every chance i get

Girl: Will u hit me??

Boy: Are u crazzy..!

Girl: Can i trust u??

Boy: Yes..!!

Girl: Sweet Heart..!

-After Marriage-

(now read from bottom to top)

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so

bad.

Girl: Yeah, me too. I need new clothes.

Bruno Mars: No you don't. 'Cause girl you're amazing just the way you are.

Girl: Really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?

Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.

Girl: Really? Even today?

Girl gets hit by grenade*

Bruno Mars: Today, I don't feel like doing anything

Don't follow in my footsteps... I walk into walls.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

Ever notice how you can say "you rock" but not "you rap"?

Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . .

I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR)

you just can't think as fast as me.

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you *!"

rap is crap, the c just fell off in the printer.

BEAUTY IS ...

A SMILE THAT MAKES EVERYTHING HAPPY IN ANYWAY

A FACE THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE

A EYE SEEKING THROUGH EARTHS CREATIONS AND GOD

A EAR LISTENING TO THE VOICES AROUND THEM

A HAND TOUGHING THE CLOTH OF LIFE AND NATURAL RESOURCES

A FEET WALKING THROUGH FRESH GRASS AND COLD CEMENT

A HAIR SHINING THROUGH THE SUN WITH ITS COLORS AND HIGHLIGHTS

A BODY IS WHICH GOD HAS CREATED TO BE YOU AND ALWAYS

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will comfort you when a guy breaks up with you.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism. God made men equal.

this next one is for ALL people who support your country's troops

you stay up for 16 hours. we stay up for days on end.

you take a warm shower to help you wake up. we go a week without running water.

you complain of a 'headache' and call in sick. we get shot at as others are hit and we keep moving forward.

you talk about your buddies that aren't with you. we know we may never see any of ours again.

you complain about how hot it is. we wear our heavy gear, not daring to take off our helmet to wipe our forehead.

you get mad at your waiter for getting your order wrong. we dont get to eat today.

your mad that class got held over 5 minutes. we're told we will be held over an extra 2 months.

you roll your eyes when your baby cires. he gets a letter with pictures of his new baby and wonders if they'll ever meet.

if you dont copy and paste this, something bad will happen to you. we'll see just how concieted you relly are.

copy and paste this if you support your country's (or any country's) troops.

You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave...

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years...

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have face book...

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV...

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling...

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5...

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5...

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly...

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did...

IF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU PASTE THEM TO YOUR PROFILE ...

1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex: Jordan.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?: Green.

3. Your first initial?: A.

4. Your month of birth?: April.

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?: Black.

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours: Melissa.

7. Your favorite number?: 24.

8. Do you like California or Florida more?: Florida.

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?: Lake.

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one): World peace.

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (Try 600.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book.

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."

"Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."

"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

"Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Dear Voldemort, So they screwed up your nose too? Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada

"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

"Diamonds are like girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives."

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.

I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain"

"Sometimes you just really have to punch someone, you know?"

"Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door"

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

The Glass

the optimist-"It is half full"

the pessimist-"It is half empty"

awesomest-"I already drank it"

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I swear to officer, I'm not god mr.drunk!

I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face.

This is 'evil me'. 'Evil me' locked 'nice me' in a closet years ago.

Crazy and proud:

Have you seen my sanity? I'm afraid I've lost it! Jk! I never had any!

There are times I question your sanity. You can't. Why? I don't have any!

I think you might have crossed the line between Genius and Insane. Please! I never crossed it! I was born on this side!

You just crossed the line! Oh please! I just went around it! You know it isn't very big.

I think you have lost your sanity. WHAT SANITY?

You are a crazy person! No! I'm YOUR crazy person!

Are you sane? What is sane?As far as I know there is Crazy and Crazier!

Do you know the differences between you and me? Of course! You are boring, your life is pointless and unexciting. You have no imagination and you never think outside the box or take risks! I am interesting. My life is full of joy and laughter. I have an imagination, always think outside the box, and always take risks! No. I am sane and you are not. MY POINT EXACTLY!!!!

Question: Do you know who I am?
Answer: No, Why? Have you forgotten?

You: Go to Hell!
Me: See you there.

You: OMG did you just fall?
Me: No the ground just came up and smacked me in my face!

I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Tell me ... is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

You sound better with your mouth closed.

You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

Oh… I didn’t tell you… Then it must be none of your business.

“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.”

"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

Sometimes, I sit and wonder what everything would be like if my life was the Percy Jackson series. Crazy, adventurous, love-filled, and exciting. Then I look at my real life and go "Wow, you really have a crappy, boring life."

95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

Copy/paste this in your profle if you're surprised that Aphrodite has not cursed the people who write the stories that do something horriblle to Percabeth!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!"

92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting and everyone backed up, but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm Not Afraid' saving the world.

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile!

"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?"

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

A Special Angel In Heaven

There's a special Angel in Heaven
That is a part of me.
It is not where I wanted her,
But where God wanted him to be.

She was here just a moment,
Like a night time shooting star.
And though she is in Heaven,
She isn't very far.

She touched the hearts of many,
Like only an Angel can do.
I would've held her more often,
If the end I only knew.

So I send this special message,
To the Heavens up above.
Please take care of my Angel,
And send her all my love.

No child should ever lose a life to any disease, especially cancer. Pediatric cancer takes 1, 545 children away from their parents, other family members and friends. Each year 10, 400 children are diagnosed with this disease. From age birth to 18, cancer shows no mercy for any certain age group. 1, 545 children will not live to see their 18th brithday, will never get married, never have kids and never grow up. Join th fight agains pediatric cancer and show you care and are thinking baout the gone before Angels and the will go Angels and the Angels that are in pain everyday of their lives. Add your name to this list so that maybe, just maybe, a cancer patient will see it and see that people care. United we stand, divided we fall. United together against cancer in children can make a difference. Please add your name to my list: PrincessOfWisdom-AnnbethChase, ClumzyPanda12

On December 14, 2012 20 students and 6 staff at an elemenatry school in Newtown, Connecticut lost their lives to a school shooting. Th man, who will not be named, opened fire on this school killing 20 young kids and 6 staff members. These 26 victims had friends and family. The 20 children had lives to live, parents that loved them and friends that cared about them. The kids will never grow up and go to prom, never have a wedding, never bring another being into this world, and will never tell anyone they loved them. Parents in Newtown will never hear the words "Mommy I love you" or "Daddy I love you" again, never cry at their weddings, and will never hold a child these students could have brought intot he world. Dads of the little girls lost will never walk them down the aisle on their big day and will never accompany them to a father-daughter dance. Dads of the little boys lost will never throw the football/baseball, will never bounce the basket ball and never kick the soccer ball witht hem. Mothers will never watch as their children lost say "I do" at the altar, will never rock a grandchild and will never watch as their child throws their graduation cap in the air and then head off to college. These parents will never be able to kiss their children good night. They will all be thinking "Why didn't I hug them one last time?" Show respect for the 26 lives lost and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list. Show that you sympathise with these parents. Post this angel on your profile...PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, ClumzyPanda12

Do more than exist,
LIVE

Do more than touch,
FEEL

Do more than look,
OBSERVE

Do more than read,
ABSORB

Do more than hear,
LISTEN

Do more than listen,
UNDERSTAND

Do more than think,
PONDER

Do more than talk,
SAY SOMETHING

-John H. Rhoades

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse
2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse
5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief
6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth
9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters
10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse
11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief
12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters
13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian
14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief
15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters
16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief
17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters
18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief
19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse
20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian
21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief
22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian
23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO books
24. There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it - Titan's curse

This poem is dedicated to my brother, Josh, with Autism:

I love you big brother

I love you big guy

If I were to lose you

Forever I would cry.

I know you're not like the others

And you're not quite like me

But if they looked a little deeper

I know they would see

No two people are ever the same

Everyone is unique

So don't go looking for a person like that out there

You'll never find what you seek

Autism isn't a diagnosis

At least, not to me

If you asked my opinion, I would tell you

Autism is a personality

I love you big brother

I love you big guy

If I were to lose you

Forever I would cry.

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Not Team Leo Anymore by Ninja Cats and Rainbows reviews
Leo finally arrives to Ogygia to something unexpected. Can he build a life with Calypso? Or will she choose a different path? Rated T because I'm paranoid :) Cover Art Credits 100% to Viria! Now complete minus the epilogue
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,773 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Calypso, Leo V., OC - Complete
An Oath to Keep by teamleo4 reviews
SPOILER HOH: The crew defeated Gaea. As they sail, with Leo stands at the helm with the rest below, asleep, Festus reports that the astrolabe is pointing them north. It is suppose to point to Calypso, the only girl who has ever loved him. If he doesn't go, he might lose his only chance of finding her. Part of the prophecy hasn't been completed: An oath to keep with a final breath.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,744 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Calypso, Leo V.] [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
The Blood Of Olympus by Blondie B. Happy reviews
The Giants have risen once again, and now Gaea needs the blood of Olympus in order to reawaken from Tartarus. Percy must protect his friend at any cost. Reyna needs to bring peace between the Greeks and Romans. Leo has been having dreams of a strange goddess veiled in shadows, who warns of the betrayal of his friends. Everyone has something to lose. . . Who will survive in the end?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,370 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Leo V., Reyna
Change through Flame by NBrokenShacklesN reviews
When the world falls to Gaea, Leo Valdez is the only one left to save it, how? why by traveling back in time! This is Leo's story, how he rose from the ashes of a broken world, and risked everything to save it, of the joys, and the pain of being the savior, hidden in the shadows... Well as much as fire can hide... SEQUEL NOW UP!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,035 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
Truth or Dare by I am Bianca Daughter of Hades reviews
Leo has unleashed a new terror on the demigods unwittingly... What is it, you ask? Well, it is the most terrifying terror, the most horrible of horrors, the bane of all sane demigods: Truth or Dare...Really, it's all Leo's fault that they started playing in the first place. [...if enough people actually want to read this, I will complete this]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,219 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012
Dear Fanfiction by GreekMythologyFreak12 reviews
If you're in the need of a laugh, you came to the right place. The demigods write the letters to the author's of Fanfiction to think of how we're doing! It combines with comedy, pairings, jokes, messed up affairs, and a very annoyed son of Hades.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Complete
She's Something Else by Ramonks33 reviews
AU: One shot! Jason Grace, all star student who holds deep secrets, is hunting for a book in the library, when he bumps into the quiet, strong willed Reyna. Will it be a simple coincidence, or the universe too lazy to cause coincidences? High School students, no prophecies or Olympians.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Jason G., Reyna - Complete
A Kidnapping Catastrophe by You'llRememberMe reviews
Shawn and Gus get hired on a new case for the SBPD. This one is the kidnapping of a little girl. As they investigate things get more dangerous when Shawn himself is kidnapped. No slash. Shawn!Whump. COMPLETE
Psych - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,306 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Shawn S. - Complete
The Day Nobody Dies by TinkerBella7 reviews
Deeks goes missing and the team is worried. When he finally contacts them, will it be too late? Basically Deeks with a bunch of Kensi and a side of the others. A Deeks with the Team fic.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/1/2013 - G. Callen, Kensi B., S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
The Apprentice Night Club by shiningpaw of sunnyclan reviews
"PARTY TIME!" Shiningpaw yowled. The apprentices of SunnyClan and RainyClan are good friends- and what friends only want to meet once a moon at Gatherings? Every three sunrises, these apprentices meet at night for... well, you'll see. LET THE CRAZINESS BEGIN! *laughs evilly* R&R!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013
Jason Grace and the Seven not-Leo's by TeamIris-GoROFLcopters reviews
After an explosive argument between Jason and Leo, Hera decides it's time for the others to fully understand Leo Valdez. But I don't think anyone - including Leo - is too keen for her idea. But, she is a goddess... A fun fanfic I dreamed up in Maths. Rated T because it's better than coffee. Enjoy. Spoilers for House of Hades. Part I of the Split Series!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,161 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
Ouch That Hurts by NudgeIsTheBest reviews
The 3 most neglected in the group, Nudge, Iggy and Gazzy are injured, not just physically but mentally and the story takes a turn for worse in Africa
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Nudge, Iggy, Max - Complete
Leave No Man Behind by TinkerBella7 reviews
Just a little angsty piece. The team love to pick on Marty Deeks. Sometimes it's a bit much and a bit mean. This time they went a bit too far.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Complete
The Conquest by adromir reviews
Several days before the wedding, Sam wakes up alone in the middle of the woods. He can barely move, and he can hardly recall how he got there. What on earth happened?
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Sam B.
The Proposal by adromir reviews
This is how I think Sam proposed to Jules. A total JAM moment, of course.
Flashpoint - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Sam B., Jules C. - Complete
Pillow Pets by FeminerdyPotato reviews
I don't know what brought this on, honestly.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras, Courfeyrac, Jean Prouvaire
We Wait by CrazyCoffeeKat reviews
A short poem I wrote. Based on Psalm 46.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Complete
Dead or alive by Schreiberin44 reviews
Season finale rewritten! What if Sam's call didn't turn out as it did? What if he wasn't able to walk out unharmed after the bomb went off. Is Jules able to save him? Sam WHUMP! Chapter 2 is up now!
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Sam B., Jules C. - Complete
Impact by Wootar16 reviews
Sam, Jules and the team are out for a night on the town when Sam becomes a victim of a hit and run. As Sam recovers in the hospital the team races to find the person who hit him. First Flashpoint fic, so be nice. Previously "Hit and Run"
Flashpoint - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [Jules C., Sam B.] - Complete
Snow, Blood, and Adrenaline by DarkestSight reviews
Sam thought the winter weather was the worst thing he would have to deal with that day. He was wrong.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Sam B., Kevin W. - Complete
Burning Bullets by rgs38 reviews
Sam and Spike have the subject cornered, Sam moving in to take the gun, but Spike needs to do more than back him up. My first fic in quite a while, quickly written and not my best but there's some Sam-whump. Appreciate reviews to get me back into the habit of writing. Slight cursing.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Sam B., Mike S. - Complete
Hunting Trip by Arikae reviews
Ed and Sam go on a hunting trip that goes terribly wrong.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,048 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Ed L., Sam B. - Complete
Blood and Flour by juniper294 reviews
It was a long day for the team. But when a simple stop at the store doesn't go as planned, it became an even longer night.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,527 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Ed L., Sam B. - Complete
Words Really Do Hurt by TealcIsTheBomb reviews
Shawn takes a private case and screws up royally. SHAWN WHUMP AHEAD!/Complete\\\\
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,146 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Henry S., Shawn S. - Complete
Skylight by Strawberrywaltz reviews
Sam finds the skylight. Sam Whump.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sam B., Mike S. - Complete
Standing In The Way A Tag For Terror by Strawberrywaltz reviews
An alternative version of a scene in season three's episode "Terror" with added Sam Whump
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sam B., Greg P. - Complete
How to Save a Gus by PsychUOut reviews
Gus is in trouble. Shawn is too far away to help. Who's going to save him?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Lassie's New Friend by PsychUOut reviews
When a frightened little girl is the only witness to a murder, the team does their best to get her to talk. But when she is kidnapped, Lassiter gets pulled along for the ride.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Carlton L. - Complete
In the Middle by HumanEmotion reviews
Jamie doesn't like being put in the middle. His three siblings find out that locked in that tiny body is a tiny rocket that can go off with a bang. The story is better than the summary.
Blue Bloods - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Jamie R. - Complete
The Song by adromir reviews
Sam doesn't sing. Or does he?
Flashpoint - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sam B. - Complete
The Advice by adromir reviews
Spike gives a heartfelt advice to his buddy, Sam.
Flashpoint - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Mike S., Sam B. - Complete
The Promise by adromir reviews
Sam has to face his demons as he tries to talk down an armed and angry young woman who has taken people hostage in a supermarket.
Flashpoint - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sam B. - Complete
Shockwave by Jae.O.Rae reviews
Alternative twist to Ep. 7 Shockwave. Sam doesn't let on the true extend of his injuries. whump!Sam
Flashpoint - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sam B. - Complete
Sacrificial by Lazerwolf314 reviews
In their line of work, they had to expect the unexpected. But nothing could prepare them for the reactions of others on their team. Especially from their soldier.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sam B. - Complete
Antics by Lazerwolf314 reviews
Spike and Lou decide to have a little fun with Sam for his birthday.
Flashpoint - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Sam B., Mike S. - Complete
Near the fire, Near your Mother by Percabeth17 reviews
"I don't even see why you bothered to carry me back to the infirmary, I'm going to die eventually, so why not there, near the fire like my mother?" Leo sighed smiling Half-heartedly. "Jason, You're my best friend, Love her for the both of us."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Leo V., Jason G. - Complete
Mistletoe by Lazerwolf314 reviews
Despite the cold, they were together and happy. All of them.
Flashpoint - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Jules C., Sam B. - Complete
Friends by Sweet Lu reviews
Deeks has returned home after a trying undercover assignment that has left him injured.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/24/2011 - M. Deeks - Complete
Cadence by Sparkiebunny reviews
A case, a little girl, an explosive impact. Tony-centric, hurt!Tony.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,728 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
Fragments by Lazerwolf314 reviews
The irony of the situation wasn't lost on him, even as he lay dying next to the woman he loved. The last thing he ever felt was her cool lips on his. It tore her heart to pieces that there was nothing she could do to save him.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sam B., Jules C. - Complete
Forget and Remember by Sweet Lu reviews
Sam and Deeks are partners on an operation that highlights their differences and has them fighting for their lives.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/15/2011 - S. Hanna, M. Deeks - Complete
Sequel: Friend and Foe by Sweet Lu reviews
When gang violence erupts in East LA, Deeks and Sam are reunited with Deeks' old friend Miggy. Reading the first story will help you understand Deeks and Miggy's relationship.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2011 - M. Deeks, S. Hanna - Complete
Epilogue: Devils and Angels by Sweet Lu reviews
The aftermath of their last operation leaves the team trying to convince Deeks not to resign.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2011 - M. Deeks, Hetty L. - Complete
Life and Death by Sweet Lu reviews
The team looks for answers as Deeks undercover operation for LAPD goes horribly wrong.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/6/2011 - M. Deeks, G. Callen - Complete
Good and Bad by Sweet Lu reviews
The team is sent to protect a Naval Commander after a kidnap threat. Deeks is assigned as a bodyguard to the man's young son.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2011 - M. Deeks - Complete
Friend and Foe by Sweet Lu reviews
Deeks searches for Sam in the mean streets of the city after the team loses contact.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2011 - M. Deeks, S. Hanna - Complete
Lost and Found by Sweet Lu reviews
Marty Deeks is badly hurt on an LAPD assignment. The team rushes to save him and discover his attackers. Study of team members feelings about Deeks.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,307 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/31/2011 - M. Deeks, G. Callen - Complete
Psychics Are People, Too by Kkarrie reviews
Lassiter takes out his frustrations about Shawn in a TV Interview. When one citizen a devoted Shawn fan takes this to heart, she begins to harass the head detective. Shawn thinks it's cute, but now Lassie has missed work and Shawn isn't sure if he's ok.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,491 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Candor by Taisi reviews
Leo glanced over at Jason, feeling hurt and wondering a little why he should still defend him. But he could forgive him, even if a part of him didn't want to, because that's what friends did. Bromance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
Like a Kid in a Candy Store by rgs38 reviews
A funny little one-shot about the team and a vending machine.
Flashpoint - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
The Redhead by Sparkiebunny reviews
A heroic act lands Tony in the hospital. Hurt!Tony. Written for the wonderful Scousemuz1k, with love.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Desk by Kkarrie reviews
Sometimes there's nothing more a man can do then to hide under his desk.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
We Come in Peace by LiveLaughLoveFP reviews
Spike and Lewis come up with a new prank involving Sam and the colour blue. Sam's not pleased. Please review!
Flashpoint - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Mike S. - Complete
Ferreum by thebondgirl reviews
When a man is all that stands between a friend and the bad guys, only then can you see all of what that man is...and appreciate fully just how little you knew him in the first place. Tony, through the eyes of the marvelous McGeek. Whump and drama abound.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Letting Go and Living by RBCrazyFan reviews
After Lew's untimely death R.I.P. Lew , Sam stalks off and goes...
Flashpoint - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sam B. - Complete
Family Is Everything by Mandy543 reviews
A case of mistaken identity leaves one member of the SRU in a dangerous situation.
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sam B.
A Less Than Stellar Christmas by el spirito reviews
Christmas Eve turns into a nightmare for DiNozzo and McGee...pretty much shameless Tony whumping. You've been warned.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Ask For Another Day by silverluna reviews
Carlton Lassiter has lost 36 hours of his life. Waking up disoriented on a beach is where it starts. Before long, he thinks he's being watched. Then he's accused of a serious crime. Desperate, he asks Shawn for help, putting everyone at risk. NOT SLASH. Winner of the 2010 Psychfic Awards Gold Pineapple for Best Mystery.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 216,941 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S., K. Vick, Henry S. - Complete
SRU chatroom conversations by nix.mixx.94 reviews
What happens when the members of Team One talk online in a chat room? A lot of hilarious stuff!
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2009
An Unexpected End by Cold Ember reviews
He stares at the cracked glass of the windshield, splattered with blood and he thinks that it’s ironic that this is how it ends for them. Sam/Jules. Oneshot.
Flashpoint - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Facebook Gets Flashpoink'd by roxypony reviews
A product of boredom... It's retarded but apparently people like it.
Flashpoint - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Shifting Paradigms by Miss Weather reviews
Lassiter gains a new perspective on Shawn as the two share a semi civil conversation. Too bad it took a fall from a porch for him to see it. Season 3-centric
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Christmas Classics Get Flashpoink'd by roxypony reviews
The 12 Days Of Christmas, Jingle Bells, and The Night Before Chrismas get Roxyfied. Lameness ensues. : Holiday Oneshot!
Flashpoint - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Disoriented by Miss Weather reviews
Things don’t go exactly as planned when Shawn helps Lassiter out on a case. Mayhem, head trauma, unabashedly h/c .
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,235 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
TowThe Halloween Gods by Jayne Leigh reviews
Ross doesn't believe in Halloween and everyone else is terrified of being turned into a pumpkin by 'Old Man Nixon' Joint fic by myself and DrKerryWeaver. Please read and review!
Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2005
The Bloody Chamber by Jayne Leigh reviews
Married life isn't what Monica Geller thought it would be...but her life get even more complicatied when she makes a new friend. Will this gothic fairytale have a happy ending? (CM...a bit of RR) Please RR (Complete)
Friends - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,423 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Complete
Nowhere to Hide by aa cohen reviews
In the midst of a hostage situation, Joey and Chandler find themselves at the mercy of two gunman. Will their devotion to one another get them out alive, or will it end up killing them? Complete
Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,613 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
With a little help from my Friends by Jayne Leigh reviews
Joey has a problem and will only let chandler help. What will it do to the group? (C&M, R&R, P&Mike) please RR (Complete)
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,466 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Complete
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Haunted reviews
Franks past comes back to haunt him, kidnapping Jamie in the process. Prologue is really short but chapters will be longer.
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 3/17
The Not-So-Secret Admirer reviews
Jamie's admirer is not your typical admirer-unless your admirer sends bloody roses and dead kittens. Jamie whump, Jamie mental torture, papa Frank, caring Danny, because you know you love it ;) Warning: T for graphic crazy psycho guy and dark themes. *next chapter in progress.*
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 11/1/2014
The One Where the Museum goes Boom reviews
An explosion leaves Chandler and Ross fighting for their life. Short story. Complete. No slash. R&R!
Friends - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8 - Chandler B., Ross G. - Complete
You've GOT to be Kidding Me reviews
After getting dumped by Jules and injured in a grenade blast, Sam isn't sure his week could get worse. Then he finds a baby on his doorstep. Sam Whump, eventually. *next chapter in progress. I have NOT lost my muse.*
Flashpoint - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Sam B., Jules C.] OC
Good Morning, Hot Stuff reviews
Leo gets an Iphone. *on hiatus until the author gets her inspiration back*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Leo V.
The Blood of Olympus reviews
Percy and Annabeth are out of Tartarus and the Doors of Death have been closed. The Seven must travel to Greece before the Feast of Spes and defeat Gaea...and all her sons. The quest is going to have broken curses, Jason going ballistic, and Leo struggling to keep a promise to someone he loves. One last time, join us on the Argo II, if you dare...*discontinued.*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Percy J., Leo V., Jason G., Reyna
When I Say I Do reviews
Based off of Matthew West's "When I Say I Do." Jasper Fluff. Wishing everyone a happy Valentines Day!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Jason G., Piper M.] - Complete
Staring Contest reviews
Shawn and Lassiter have a staring contest. Who will win? Read and find out! *Short one-shot.*
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Peaceful Drive reviews
It was a peaceful drive for a little while...*Deathfic.* Takes place after the Giant War.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Irony reviews
Jason was satisfied. Jason knew that Leo would take care of Piper, and Jason also knew Piper would stay strong. For him. *Deathfic.* NOT Piper/Leo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Jason G., Piper M.] Leo V. - Complete
The Rescue reviews
In order to save a little girl, Sam let's himself get taken hostage.
Flashpoint - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Sam B., Jules C.] Ed L., Mike S. - Complete
Spilling Blood reviews
Sam promised he would not mess up Valentine's day. He had taken the day off to go shopping for Jules. But when he went to the bank for money, he happens to get shot...Can Jules and co save him in time?
Flashpoint - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Sam B., Jules C. - Complete
Gavroche reviews
One-Shot about Gavroche. Rated T for death and because Les Miserables isn't a kid friendly story.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Gavroche - Complete
How Leo Valdez Turned Into Santa Claus reviews
It's Christmas time in camp half-blood, and Leo Valdez wants to make it the best one yet. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Leo V. - Complete
One Final Insult reviews
This takes place at a random time. Nico grew up being scolded and teased by Bianca. Now that she is gone, Nico wants to have one final insult. A short one-shot. Story better than the summary. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
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