Author has written 8 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Supernatural.
Yo! What up? My name's Zeny. I'm 15 years old and I love to read, write, draw, ride horses, run and swim. I swim every event under the sun hence the "ZootSuit" as I have very broad shoulders. I love languages, so eventually there will be stories in languages other than my native language (English) posted here. Currently I'm learning Spanish, German, Russian, Hindi and Punjabi and I hope to learn others. If you speak Spanish or German and would want to speak/practice with me, drop me a line! ;) Also, should I eventually post something on here in another language and you see something, anything used wrong or weird, TELL ME! I just love learning connotation :) Thanks so much for checking this out! -hugs-
I BELIEVE IN THE REVIEW REVOLUTION! :D
Now for some fun(ny) stuff!
The unlucky man is the one who swerved to avoid a moose and hit a bear.
WARNING: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
When life hands you lemons... ask for a refund.
You cry; I cry. You laugh; I laugh. You jump off a cliff; I laugh even harder
The ultimate definition of irony: Choking to death on a lifesaver or Dying in a living room..
An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
If anyone has ever called you crazy, paste this to your profile
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (Every single one of them... and I mean ALL of them...)
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have an obsession, post this on your profile to tell all those who think that you aren't normal to get stuffed, because obsession RULES!
If you already have a gajillion million of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects Copy and Paste this into your profile
If you've ever talked about your characters like they're real people copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile
If you are one of those people who think they are utterly and completely alone out there and that you will NEVER fit in and would really rather not, copy and paste this on your profile
- If you love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love chocolate, put this in you your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
“Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.”
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
We're all crazy and messed up on the inside... I'm just inside out!
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls (It's true, I do. Hey a rhyme!)
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.
If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever read a fanfic, and thought, Oh my God this is the best fanfic ever copy and paste this on your profile
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever eaten something none of your friends would try, copy/paste this in your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.
If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you really like someone, anyone, but are too afraid to say it, copy this into your profile
If you want to fire and/or sue those damn weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)
If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large, solid objects, or all of them, even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, and that they couldn't hit to save their lives, copy and paste this into your profile. (Because I know some SCARY women who will punch you literally through a wall or two if they're in the mood to do so)
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you've tripped over air, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this into your profile
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this onto your profile. (Yes, I'm an animal lover)
98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.
This is getting long.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA *cough* *cough!*
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun!
Funny ways to burn 100 calories:
1. Get stuck in traffic for over an hour
2. Run with scissors for 9 minutes and 30 seconds
3. Haul out the trash 8 times
4. Stand in line for 65 minutes
5. Change 52 diapers
6. Stand in front of the mirror and repeat "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?" 519 times
7. Lie unconcious for 1 hour and 30 minutes
It was about time that people started laughing… Because if they weren't gonna laugh, they were definitely gonna scream -footshooter's Joker
If you don't mind one little bit about having the Joker in your nightmares, copy this into your profile
If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.
If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you are one of the few teenagers who do not like the Twilight series copy this into your profile.
If you wish you could meet the Joker and survive a chat, copy this into your profile.
You say obsessive like it's a bad thing
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Heath Ledger made The Joker too HOT for words put this in your profile.
If you love Loki and don't care what he did, you just want to hug him, put this in your profile
If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile
Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed
If you are a faithful Misha's Minion, copy and paste this to you profile.
If you love Misha, Jared and Jensen, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Eric Kripke is an absolute genius, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you want Bobby/Jim Beaver to be your Grandfather or Uncle, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you talk (scream) at the characters in Supernatural as if they can hear you, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have cried when something horrible or really awesome has happened in Supernatural, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Michael should have stayed in John a little longer from 'The Song Remains the Same', post this to your profile.
If you find Castiel terribly attractive, post this to your profile.
If you think the special 'bond' Castiel and Dean share (mentioned in 'The Third Man') is attraction, post this to your profile.
If you think they should bring back Gabriel, post this to your profile.
If you were given the chance to marry anyone from Supernatural and you choose Castiel, post this to your profile.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Whatever you are, be a good one.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
The road to success is always under construction.
Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have film.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
The line between love and obsession is drawn by only circumstance.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
If you don't like the way I drive, then get off the sidewalk.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever cursed loudly and then realized that a teacher was standing nearby, copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.
If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.
If you approve gay-marriages put this in your profile
There are no sexualities. You love who you love and that's that. It's not restricted to one gender, no matter what gender it is. If you agree with me, copy & paste this into your profile. One love my friends!
If you have no problem with homosexuality, pansexuality, heterosexuality, any other type of sexuality, or incest put this in your profile because there's just too much hate in this world and as long as it's love it is fine by me.
I as an individual have no business judging or caring about who anyone else loves.
If you have a lane, you have a chance
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance
Smile: it confuses the enemy
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?
I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try and keep up
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap them upside the head.
Don't make a scene? Oh, don't worry, I won't. I'll give you a whole damn Broadway musical!
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
"I'm not a bitch, I just have a low tolerance for bullshit."- Unknown
If Justin Beiber was going to kill himself by jumping off a building 90% of the world would be crying for him to not do it, if you’re the 10% that would pull up a chair with popcorn and laugh your ass off while screaming "DO A FLIP!" paste this to your profile.
If you are left-handed, ambidextrous, or cross-dominant copy and paste this to your profile because we rock! Support the minorities people!
Roses are red
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