Oort
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Joined 07-16-03, id: 420835
Author has written 6 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Shaman King, Harry Potter, Spirited Away, and Dilbert.
I should get exercise some day, instead of just starring at a computer screen. Read em'. NOW! Don't you hate brown walls? One little note: I am male. I just noticed that my pen name gives no clue to my gender.

Now, I have some things to say. 1: Your octopus sucks! 2: With school coming, I won't have as much time to update. 3: Never trust anyone. Not even yourself. I don't trust myself. I would never put my trust in that selfish fool. 4: Inyë merhwan. That is elvish, Quenya, for "I like fungus." Elvish was made by J.R.R. Tolkien and is owned by either him or his son. 5: Kleeep QThyeeh! 6: Ò_Ó 7: I don't own this frase, but I like it: "If I had a dollar for every disclaimer I wrote, I would be rich, Rich, RICH! Then I would buy all the pants in the world! And then there would be no pants for anyone else!

PUT ME ON YOUR FAV. AUTHORS LIST AND REVIEW!

Oh, one more thing: I recently got a negative review, saying that when the people finished the story, everyone broke out in laughter. Like this: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahhahahh... They filled about a whole line with "Haha"s. I think that they were not laughing at my story, bt at ME, mockingly. I found that author qiute strange. HEY! DON'T CALL ME STRANGE! I HEARD YOU! An entire line filled with "lol"s is much less mocking. Thank you.

I'M AN AUTHOR ON WWW.FICTIONPRESS.COM! MY PEN NAME THERE IS "OORT" TOO. IF YOU LIKE ANY OF MY STORIES, SEE MY STORIE(S) THERE TOO!

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A YuGiOh and Star Trek Crossover by AnimeTrekkie reviews
Such a creative title. Well, Kaiba has finally created a holodeck, and, of course, it backfires... CHAPTER 7 LIVES!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,394 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 1/20/2004
Internet Survey by Slytherin Girl Gryffindor Girl reviews
Harry and his fellow wizards take an Internet survey. Learn things you didn’t know about them in this story filled with laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,681 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003
The Gathering by Invader Sam reviews
Six months after the Egyptian Tounament... UPDATED! After a long hiatus, Chapter 26 is up! Seto Kaiba receives the prototype of his greatest technological acheivment - The Duel Disk Three!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,963 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 11/1/2003
A Girl Thing by mirrowlin reviews
After drinking a weird potion, Ryou finds himself more ...feminine then he likes. BR shonen-ai DISCONTINUED FOR TIME BEING
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,008 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 11/13/2003 - Published: 10/20/2003
Weaklings by mirrowlin reviews
Bakura watches Ryou sleep and thinks. B/R Fluff, Shonen Ai
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003
The Egyptian Tournament by Invader Sam reviews
Yugi and Co. are travelling to the land that started it all - Egypt - for the most exciting Duel Monsters Tournament yet! UPDATED! Chapter 40 is up! The final chapter at last! Thanks to all for everything!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,057 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003
Quiz for the YGO Cast by Hiei's Vampire Kitten reviews
PG for extreme weirdness and Malik's sick mind. Well, when I eat too much sugar and send a quiz to the cast, chaos insues! Funny and stupid. Updated!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 7/29/2003
Death Trap by jambis reviews
The cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! is stuck in Egypt, and someone is trying to give some serious information to Seto! Well Seto discover the TRUE side of him?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 12/7/2002
YohxJun poor Ren, poor Anna by mirrowlin reviews
Yoh and Jun get together and Ren wants to date Anna, but Anna still wants to date Yoh.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2003
Blame it on Star Trek by AnimeTrekkie reviews
Just a little story about Kaiba's insperation for his inventions. It's told from Seto's point of view.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003
Naruto, Thief! by mirrowlin reviews
I can't really explain my story. Just read it. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2003
YuYuHakusho Botan to Earth by mirrowlin reviews
Botan goes to Earth to help Yusuke. They fight a demon then Botan goes back.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2003
Serenity's Eyes by mirrowlin reviews
Joey gets mad at Yugi for no good reason and everything goes crazy.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2003
GROSS Operation: Lizzy by Octavian reviews
A new girl moves in across the street, can Calvin and Hobbes outsmart her, or will she get them first?
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2003
LotR Haiku by GreyLadyBast reviews
Haiku is a short poem, with five, seven and five syllables in three lines. It is intended to evoke an image or capture the essence of something, usually in nature, but I've applied the technique to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003
The Tournament of Minds by Chipolata reviews
The Z-fighters have been challenged! Their performance will decide the fate of the galaxy! Pick your teams, cause this could take more than brawn to win!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2003 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Goku, Vegeta
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
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Zombie Siriusbrains reviews
Sirius has come back as a zombie, and is on the hunt for "brains..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Sirius B.
Dilbert Fodder reviews
Some ideas I had for Dilbert comics. Please R&R&add me to your fav. author list! This story may never end, since each Dilbert strip has a separate plot. Well, I suppose Dilbert will die in 40-60 years, probably.
Dilbert - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2003
Untitled Document,Maybe The Strange Fic Either reviews
A spoof of Spirited Away, as if it were made by Disney. I'd like to give some credit to Mirrowlin for helping with this story.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8/17/2003
Harry and the Giant Marshmallow reviews
There is a giant marshmallow that's eating people. It's funnier than it sounds. Please R&R. Rated for insanity and people being eaten. My first try at a HP fic. I added chapter 2!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Harry P.
Billy reviews
Yoh gets a new ghost- Billy. I added chapter 3! Please R&R! Without reviews, I will wither away and die!
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 7/17/2003
Hyarma reviews
Marik summons an ancient spirit and gets the millenium items. PLEASE R&R. I don't mind flames. Be honest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/17/2003