Hey guys, I'm Kiara! :) So, I'm in grade 9 and I'm 14 years old. My hair is wavy and dark brown. I have grey eyes. One thing about me: I love music! I play piano, flute, violin, and a couple other instruments. I also sing. I'm also pretty athletic. One more thing, I'm WASIAN!!! (White/Asian?) Yeah, that's all I have to say...

Favourite Books: All the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus books, The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, Les Miserables (it's been my ultimate favourite since I was 8), Heidi (it's been one of my favourites since I was a little kid...). Some of my more recent favourite books are the Infernal Devices and the Harry Potter series, as well as the first in the Hunger Games trilogy (the other two weren't bad, but I like the first one best). But seriously, I should start reading more books that were written maybe THIS DECADE. Any suggestions?

Favourite Authors: The people who wrote my favourite books, duh.

Current News: I've been on fanfiction for a year! To celebrate, I'm writing a new story called Lesson 626: How to Love. The second chapter will be posted Wednesday. A new chapter for the Silver Owl will be up this Sunday, and there are some new PJO/HOO characters joining the story...

"It wasn't war. It was savagery."
Malcolm Chase, The Silver Owl Chapter 13: Impossible

"You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else."
Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files

"Children of Athena should be wise, not just clever."
Annabeth Chase, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“With great power comes... great need to take a nap.”
Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

“Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.”
Piper McLean, The Mark of Athena

Now for the random stuff I find on other people's profiles... :)

Stupid Labels

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box):
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
Put on fork and eat.
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On artificial bacon:
Real artificial bacon bits.
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

(Done for me by Cadee C) Your Godly Parent is...

ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President. (What's a Class President... like the head of the class kind of thing? Well I'd vote for you if we did that at our school!)

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

4/10

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

6/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems. ("Poems are beautiful... unless they're written by me." Kiara)

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

1/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

8/10

ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war. (You like reading about pretty much everything.)

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

4/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

9/10

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. (I'd say they're pretty equal)

7/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. (Just saying half, since you have so many friends that are dudes, but you refuse to date)

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place (Another half, you like moving around visiting new places, you hate moving to actually live in a new place.)

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

8/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

3/10

APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. (Don’t deny it. You know it’s true. ;))

You like putting on makeup

You naturally smell good (How am I supposed to know… I never tried smelling you before…)

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

4/10

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

5/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

2/10

KIARA! YOUR GODLY PARENT IS ATHENA! Well duh, we both knew that before I did this.
Cadee C

QUIZ TIME

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

The two men sat down on the appointed evening, and after being at first very talkative they became rather sleepy; whereupon they both leaned back in their chairs and were silent. When the old tower clock struck twelve, Sebastian grew bold and called to his companion; but he was not easy to waken; as often as Sebastian called to him he would turn his head from one side of the chair back to the other and go to sleep again. (Heidi by Johanna Spyri)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Air and not much else.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

I actually have no idea…

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

9:42

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:57

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Nothing.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

When I went to see Les Miserables with my friends :)

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The profile I’m stealing this quiz from.

9. What are you wearing?

An old owl shirt, black sweatpants, fluffy blue socks. I have pretty good style.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. I just don’t remember what I dreamed about.

11. When did you last laugh?

I don’t know… I don’t exactly keep track of when I laugh.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A lot of paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My friend’s little brother screaming and running around the house with a Mickey Mouse diaper on his head and his mom’s makeup on his face.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It’s somewhat entertaining… It’s a good time-waster.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Les Miserables. I played Cosette when I was 6 in my school play and again when I was 9. The book has been one of my favourites since I was 8, so it was fun watching the movie :)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Give $1000 to each of my closest friends and family, donate 75% to charities (World Vision, Orphan's Hope, maybe one that helps prevent child abuse? Anything I feel strongly about. I have nothing else to spend a million dollars on), buy a whole bunch of books, and put the rest in a bank account.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

It depends on who this “I” the question is referring to. Since I’m not sure, I’ll just assume it’s most people on fanfiction. I can speak 6 languages! I’m only fluent in two of them (French and English).

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Two things? I wish I could change much more than just two things.

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes! I love dancing.

20. George Bush:

Is an American. Stephen Harper, on the other hand, is Canadian and I know more about him than I do about Bush.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Rachelyn, Emilie, Olivia, Charley

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Chase, Brendan, Colin, Tristan

23. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

If I find a globe and spin it, the globe says a lot of stuff, too many for me to list here. Now if I spin it and stop it, pointing to one spot, it says nothing because it’s somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean.

The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Bekendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds
I promise to remember Olympus
For it is the home of the gods.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go!