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Internet Name: Erin (it's what my mom would have named me, had I been a boy)
Favorite Foods: Pizza, sour gummy worms, and (I came up with this meal. I'm not crazy! Even my Bff likes it) sour pickles dipped in mashed potatoes-and gravy.
Favorite Colors: Blue, Green, and Purple.
Favorite Animals: Wolves, Tigers, Dogs, Cats, and Horses.
Pets: 1 Dog (Denali, german sheperd/husky mix, male), 2 Cats (Felicia Cuddles -I named her when I was 5- female, black/white. Rascal, male, orange tabby), 1 Rabbit (Daffodil, female, brown-ish red), I also have 5 chickens (Rooster: Spencer. Hens: Lucy, McKenna, Ebon, and Chloe) and 1 baby chick (no name yet).
Bio: I live with my mother in Wisconsin, USA. I'm home-schooled (not as fun as people think). I'm an only child. My dad is out of the picture (I don't even know who he is). I have a nasty habit of procrastinating, and biting my nails. I mostly live in my imagination, I may be doing something in 'The Real World' but in my head I'm doing something completely different. I grew up in a family that hunts and fishes, unfortunately I take after my aunt and I'm a total girly girl. But that doesn't mean I don't enjoy some of it, I like fishing with my grandpa (he makes the best bluegills you'll ever taste), and I'm the best shot with a Twenty-two (type of gun) in my family, and I absolutely Love shooting my Bow-and Arrow.
My Personality: Shy, but when you get to know me I usually open up. I'm not one to really be mean to someone, but I'm not just gonna stand there and let someone bash me (or any of my friends) either.
My Quirk: When I'm Day-Dreaming or bored I knot and un-knot my hair really fast.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats. (only sometimes)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You like wearing body spray/perfume.
LADIES and GIRLS PLEASE READ EVERY LINE!!!
Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown Women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it using it as a time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys.
Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home.
Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.
Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.
Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.
Girls think a guy crying is weak. Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.
Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so. Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.
Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it. Grown women know that was just one man.
Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'. Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.
Girls will read this and get an attitude, Grown women will read this and pass it on.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.
If you seeing the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are insane and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you think that you ought to belong in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Alice was a complete moron for leaving Underland after slaying the Jabberwocky, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Tim Burton should have kept the two kisses between Alice and the Mad Hatter in the movie, put this in your profile.
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If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.
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If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
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If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you LOVE Tim Burton's style of movies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
I like sour pickles. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? chicken tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! (hehe :P)
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile. (in my defense, there the voices of the towns-folk in 'My World'. And usually all they do is complain anyway.)
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you absolutely HATE obnoxious, snobby people, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you don't dance to avoid injury to yourself or others, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you could easily finish an entire novel in mere hours (including author's notes, prologues, epilogues, footnotes, etc...) copy and paste this onto your profile.
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There was a man who jumped off a bridge, trying to commit suicide, but he survived.
Later, when he had recovered enough to speak, a News Reporter asked him what went through his mind when he let go of the railing.
His response was this: The minute I let go, I suddenly realized that everything in my life, all my problems, were fixable, and that the cure wasn't killing myself.
If you believe that suicide isn't the answer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
Try Not To Cry
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THEIR WORLD:
1. Nausicaä (Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind)
2. Anastasia (she's the lost Russian princess in the movie 'Anastasia')
3. Tarrant Hightopp (the Mad Hatter in 'Alice in Wonderland')
4. Adne (a Weaver from the book 'Wolfsbane')
5. Flynn Rider (from the movie 'Rapuzel')
6. Lend (from the book 'Paranormalcy')
7. Indiana Jones
8. Sawyer (from the movie 'Cats don't dance')
9. Malyumkun (from 'Alice in Wonderland')
What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
-_-' Nausicaä, if this is about those damned bugs again, I'm gonna lose it!
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Aaaah! Okay, I don't care if you're crazy, or not... GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM!! How did you even get in here?!?!
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
0_0 ... Um... Ah...
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Alright, what do you want Flynn?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
What'd you do? Fall off the stage, again? Or did Pudge drop something on your tail, again?
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Mally, I swear, if you poke Destiny's foot with your sword one more time...
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Jeez! You say just one little thing about not wearing shoes...
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Lead them to the Toxic Jungle and let the Insects take care of the rest. X) Hehe
Either that or she'd do nothing.
I'd rather she did the first.
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Get on everyones nerves -including mine- with her temper until someone helps me.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
A new dress, with a hat to match.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Weave us a door out of there.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Probably laugh at me, along with anyone else in the room.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
Nausicaä: 0.0 ... Um... I guess... If thats what you want... ?
Me: e.o NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT!!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Take me on some trip to retrieve an artifact of great importance, battling spiders, and booby-traps, and dead bodies until I'm so freaked out that I totally forget I was dumped. (I can handle booby-traps, and dead people. It's spiders I have issues with)
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Tell me 'You won't be able to do it, because you're to weak' until I'm so irritated that I win it just to prove him I can.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
0_0 WHAT?! -face turns red as a tomato-
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
... Well... Good luck with that. -while walking away thinks to myself- I wonder what the kids will look like?
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?
I'm sure it'd be very... Interesting.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
... Um... Er... I seriously hope not... But if they do, I hope I'm not around to see.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Yeah right, if he was a player Nobody would know about it (he can shape-shift).
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
'bout time I got your attention!
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
So, I take it Danny still hasn't popped the question?
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
I'm honestly not sure.
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
0_0 -walks away, mumbling- I didn't see that, I didn't see that, I didn't see that...
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Either Adne Weaved a portal out of there an didn't bother telling me, or that dress fitting is taking Waaay longer then it should.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Um... I guess. I wouldn't think Lend would be into a Princess
Would 2 trust 5?
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Rapunzel would poke her back... Then a poking war would probably start.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
How To Live With The Creatures In Your Life.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Well.. Lend would probably do most of the cooking, and Tarrant would supply the tea.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Indie already has a job, so... Mally could be the class pet. XD Hehe, that would be Very interesting.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
o_o He's letting a cat give him a hair cut? What dirt does she have on him?
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
That should be the other way around.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
I don't know, but I'm about to find out... X) Hehe
1 accidentally kicked 10?
I would think it'd be okay
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
As long as it was all sorted out there shouldn't be to much trouble.
5 and 6 did a workout together?
I would have Loved to have seen that! xD
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Me: Yeah, because I didn't think you'd want to come to a Girls sleepover. -a thought comes to me- X) But if you do, we can probably find something for you to do... -thinks of funny things they could do to Lend- Hehe. X)
Lend: o_o Never mind.
7 won the lottery?
Oh, great. I wonder how many historical sites he'll be able to visit?
8 had quite a big secret?
She threatened to claw my eyes out if I told.
9 became a singer?
This should be interesting.
10 got a daughter?
Hm... I wonder if she has magic golden hair like her mommy did... And I wonder what Flynn's reaction was?
What would 1 think of 2?
Nausicaä: That's my kind of princess! You're welcome in my Valley anytime.
How would 3 greet 4?
Tarrant: -takes off his hat, and bows- pleasure to meet you, miss.
Adne: -blushes- Th-thank you. A p-pleasure to meet you, too.
What would 4 envy about 5?
That should go the other way.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
I don't know. But I bet he'd be pretty freaked out that he was dreaming about him in the first place.
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They both fight for what they believe in.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Indie dumping water on her.
Where would 8 meet 9?
Maybe Chessur had decided to see one of Sawyer's shows, and Mally went with him.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Oh please. Mally would 'Dare' to tell her anything he wants.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Um... I don't think anything.
Is 3 Gay?
How do you feel right now?
Tired, silly, and tired, and... -passes out on keyboard- ui24/3g3dfc ;'.'[0fkkfs,j,o=.gvg
You know you live in 2008- (2013) when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. ;)
A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said,