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Internet Name: Erin (it's what my mom would have named me, had I been a boy)

Gender: Female

Favorite Foods: Pizza, sour gummy worms, and (I came up with this meal. I'm not crazy! Even my Bff likes it) sour pickles dipped in mashed potatoes-and gravy.

Favorite Colors: Blue, Green, and Purple.

Favorite Animals: Wolves, Tigers, Dogs, Cats, and Horses.

Pets: 1 Dog (Denali, german sheperd/husky mix, male), 2 Cats (Felicia Cuddles -I named her when I was 5- female, black/white. Rascal, male, orange tabby), 1 Rabbit (Daffodil, female, brown-ish red), I also have 5 chickens (Rooster: Spencer. Hens: Lucy, McKenna, Ebon, and Chloe) and 1 baby chick (no name yet).

Bio: I live with my mother in Wisconsin, USA. I'm home-schooled (not as fun as people think). I'm an only child. My dad is out of the picture (I don't even know who he is). I have a nasty habit of procrastinating, and biting my nails. I mostly live in my imagination, I may be doing something in 'The Real World' but in my head I'm doing something completely different. I grew up in a family that hunts and fishes, unfortunately I take after my aunt and I'm a total girly girl. But that doesn't mean I don't enjoy some of it, I like fishing with my grandpa (he makes the best bluegills you'll ever taste), and I'm the best shot with a Twenty-two (type of gun) in my family, and I absolutely Love shooting my Bow-and Arrow.

My Personality: Shy, but when you get to know me I usually open up. I'm not one to really be mean to someone, but I'm not just gonna stand there and let someone bash me (or any of my friends) either.

My Quirk: When I'm Day-Dreaming or bored I knot and un-knot my hair really fast.


You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats. (only sometimes)

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box. (I used to own one)

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(I have a DS, DSI)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. (can't, dad's not in the picture)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(I like all of those 'cept red)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(hehe )
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.



You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (I'll wear it, but I don't like the color)
Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black. (Love black!)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I wear them on special occasions)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Dude! Star Wars rocks!)
You were in gymnastics/dance? (ballet at age 4, at 5 I quit)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. (I guess, sometimes)
You like wearing dresses when you can. (eh... I don't mind wearing them)

You like wearing body spray/perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing. (O_O)

Total: 12


Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown Women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.

Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it using it as a time for personal growth.

Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys.

Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home.

Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.

Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.

Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.

Girls think a guy crying is weak. Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.

Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so. Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.

Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it. Grown women know that was just one man.

Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'. Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, don't always love you back-and move on, without bitterness.

Girls will read this and get an attitude, Grown women will read this and pass it on.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.

If you seeing the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are insane and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you think that you ought to belong in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Alice was a complete moron for leaving Underland after slaying the Jabberwocky, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Tim Burton should have kept the two kisses between Alice and the Mad Hatter in the movie, put this in your profile.

If you think that Math is a pointless subject after you've learnt the basics (e.g. adding and subtracting), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that if you stick Johnny Depp in any movie, it automatically makes it a good movie, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into something that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile!

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE Tim Burton's style of movies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.


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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

I like sour pickles. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? chicken tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! (hehe :P)

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile. (in my defense, there the voices of the towns-folk in 'My World'. And usually all they do is complain anyway.)

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever ducked when you walked under something that is already a mile above your head (dramatization), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're flippin' crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you absolutely HATE obnoxious, snobby people, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have inside jokes with yourself and only yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (hehe, I'm Really funny!)

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't dance to avoid injury to yourself or others, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped while walking up stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking marijuana. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't, and you hope you never will, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you tend to talk to yourself, and enjoy your own company, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you could easily finish an entire novel in mere hours (including author's notes, prologues, epilogues, footnotes, etc...) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know that the world will NOT end on December 21st, 2012, put this on your profile. (Hey look at that! It didn't!)

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(.• (.• pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, Demonic Dragon Knight, Water-Star, CG1 Temporal, Tyjet Ansatsu, Ronnie343, Moonlight-Dreaming,

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There was a man who jumped off a bridge, trying to commit suicide, but he survived.

Later, when he had recovered enough to speak, a News Reporter asked him what went through his mind when he let go of the railing.

His response was this: The minute I let go, I suddenly realized that everything in my life, all my problems, were fixable, and that the cure wasn't killing myself.

If you believe that suicide isn't the answer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Try Not To Cry

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST not shave.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNSH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*ing them all.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b*.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stubid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm HOME SCHOOLED so I MUST know everything, and anything.

Total: 51


1. Nausicaä (Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind)

2. Anastasia (she's the lost Russian princess in the movie 'Anastasia')

3. Tarrant Hightopp (the Mad Hatter in 'Alice in Wonderland')

4. Adne (a Weaver from the book 'Wolfsbane')

5. Flynn Rider (from the movie 'Rapuzel')

6. Lend (from the book 'Paranormalcy')

7. Indiana Jones

8. Sawyer (from the movie 'Cats don't dance')

9. Malyumkun (from 'Alice in Wonderland')

10. Rapunzel

What would happen if number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

-_-' Nausicaä, if this is about those damned bugs again, I'm gonna lose it!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Aaaah! Okay, I don't care if you're crazy, or not... GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM!! How did you even get in here?!?!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

0_0 ... Um... Ah...

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Alright, what do you want Flynn?

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

What'd you do? Fall off the stage, again? Or did Pudge drop something on your tail, again?

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Mally, I swear, if you poke Destiny's foot with your sword one more time...

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Jeez! You say just one little thing about not wearing shoes...

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Lead them to the Toxic Jungle and let the Insects take care of the rest. X) Hehe

Either that or she'd do nothing.

I'd rather she did the first.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Get on everyones nerves -including mine- with her temper until someone helps me.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A new dress, with a hat to match.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Weave us a door out of there.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Probably laugh at me, along with anyone else in the room.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Nausicaä: 0.0 ... Um... I guess... If thats what you want... ?


You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Take me on some trip to retrieve an artifact of great importance, battling spiders, and booby-traps, and dead bodies until I'm so freaked out that I totally forget I was dumped. (I can handle booby-traps, and dead people. It's spiders I have issues with)

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Tell me 'You won't be able to do it, because you're to weak' until I'm so irritated that I win it just to prove him I can.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Join me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

0_0 WHAT?! -face turns red as a tomato-

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

... Well... Good luck with that. -while walking away thinks to myself- I wonder what the kids will look like?

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his parents. Would you get along?

I'm sure it'd be very... Interesting.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

... Um... Er... I seriously hope not... But if they do, I hope I'm not around to see.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Yeah right, if he was a player Nobody would know about it (he can shape-shift).

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

'bout time I got your attention!

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

So, I take it Danny still hasn't popped the question?

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

I'm honestly not sure.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

0_0 -walks away, mumbling- I didn't see that, I didn't see that, I didn't see that...

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Either Adne Weaved a portal out of there an didn't bother telling me, or that dress fitting is taking Waaay longer then it should.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Um... I guess. I wouldn't think Lend would be into a Princess

Would 2 trust 5?


Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Rapunzel would poke her back... Then a poking war would probably start.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

How To Live With The Creatures In Your Life.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Well.. Lend would probably do most of the cooking, and Tarrant would supply the tea.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Indie already has a job, so... Mally could be the class pet. XD Hehe, that would be Very interesting.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

o_o He's letting a cat give him a hair cut? What dirt does she have on him?

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

That should be the other way around.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

I don't know, but I'm about to find out... X) Hehe

1 accidentally kicked 10?

I would think it'd be okay

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

As long as it was all sorted out there shouldn't be to much trouble.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

I would have Loved to have seen that! xD

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Me: Yeah, because I didn't think you'd want to come to a Girls sleepover. -a thought comes to me- X) But if you do, we can probably find something for you to do... -thinks of funny things they could do to Lend- Hehe. X)

Lend: o_o Never mind.

7 won the lottery?

Oh, great. I wonder how many historical sites he'll be able to visit?

8 had quite a big secret?

She threatened to claw my eyes out if I told.

9 became a singer?

This should be interesting.

10 got a daughter?

Hm... I wonder if she has magic golden hair like her mommy did... And I wonder what Flynn's reaction was?

What would 1 think of 2?

Nausicaä: That's my kind of princess! You're welcome in my Valley anytime.

How would 3 greet 4?

Tarrant: -takes off his hat, and bows- pleasure to meet you, miss.

Adne: -blushes- Th-thank you. A p-pleasure to meet you, too.

What would 4 envy about 5?

That should go the other way.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

I don't know. But I bet he'd be pretty freaked out that he was dreaming about him in the first place.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They both fight for what they believe in.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Indie dumping water on her.

Where would 8 meet 9?

Maybe Chessur had decided to see one of Sawyer's shows, and Mally went with him.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Oh please. Mally would 'Dare' to tell her anything he wants.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Um... I don't think anything.

Is 3 Gay?

o_o No!

How do you feel right now?

Tired, silly, and tired, and... -passes out on keyboard- ui24/3g3dfc ;'.'[0fkkfs,j,o=.gvg

You know you live in 2008- (2013) when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. ;)

A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
He said NO.
She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever.
He said NO.
She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away.
He again said NO.
She had heard too much.
She needed to leave.

As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said,
"You're not PRETTY, you're BEAUTIFUL. I don't WANT to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. I wouldn't CRY if you walked away, I would DIE."

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Anastasia: Retold by J.Fontaine reviews
With the help of two con-artists, a young orphan afflicted with amnesia embarks on a journey of self-discovery.
Anastasia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,436 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/3/2010
Painful Amnesia by hexystone reviews
It has been eight years since Ib has gone to the art gallery, and she has no idea what has drawn her to a painting she's only seen once in her life. She feels a connection to that painting that is greater than the one she shares with her family. What hurts more is when she thinks about it, dark memories return she doesn't sed off the ending "Forgotten Portrait"
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,837 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Time Spent Behind Stone Doors by Ka no Megami reviews
*HIATUS* If Aya met Dio before the events of Mad Father began. maybe more would have come of them... I'm not sure about the rating. If you think I should bump it up one then tell me. I don't usually write below a T rating anyway.
Mad Father - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Aya D., Dio
Deception Is A Virtue by Chrome Hearts reviews
Sweet Amoris High has been split up into two campuses; one for girls - one for boys. Morgan Syres hopes to be a successful musician, however, the music course she seeks is specifically designed for the boy's campus. Will she be able to keep her act together and not get caught?
My Candy Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,329 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Castiel, Sucrette
Forbidden by Iziz00 reviews
Armin has been forcing Alexy to do something for years. Everytime they move Armin tells Alexy to pretend to be gay if he sees a girl of interest. When they move back to their home town, Armin takes interest in the new girl, Crystal. But so does Alexy. Crystal and Alexy become best friends, but will Crystal bring out the inner Alexy? Rated T for language
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,318 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Candy, Alexy, Armin, Castiel
Only We Know by Exactlyamanda reviews
Luna Broderick is a telepath, born with the secret ability to read the thoughts of everyone around her. Starting her senior year at Sweet Amoris High, she is shocked to meet the first person she can't see right through: the mysterious Lysander, who may be hiding secrets of his own. Brought together by secrets, the world that only they know may be torn apart by secrets, too.
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 160,689 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Candy, Lysander
The Four by dinabyte reviews
After artistic Cassia falls through a painting, she finds herself in a world of tricks and horrors. Using her skills, cunning ways, and strength she doesn't even know she has, she scrambles to get through this obscure gallery and save her friends with help from the mysterious Belle. Meanwhile, Ib and Garry struggle to save one of Ib's friends and kill the gallery's spirit for good.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,360 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Fire and Ice by The Dancing Rain Alchemist reviews
Hello, my name's Fawn. I used to be a normal girl, that was until Mary decided to mess with my brain. Now I have to defeat her before I lose myself completely. And falling in love is just making it all worse. Garry/OC
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Coming For You by MerryMeru reviews
Garry escaped the fabricated world by himself and forgot what happened, but his memory comes flowing back the next day. Will he be going back to that wretched place knowing Ib is still there? Based on 'Ib all alone' Ending when she left with her 'Mother' Sorry I suck at summarys - -
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Caterpillars by Fantasism reviews
Seven years later, they meet once again. But relationships with teenagers are much more complicated than those with children, Garry realizes. Most certainly. Especially when hormones are involved. GarryxIb. Rated T. R&R!
Ib - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve
It's Like Deja-Vu by xXCatchingFallenHeartsXx reviews
It's Ib's 17th birthday, and once again she is returning to where the hell all started. Though she can't remember everything from all those years ago, she gets a dream the previous night. That same gallery. A specific portrait catches her eye once again. And, well it seems it catches her eye too. When she is sucked back into the fabricated world for a second time. What will happen?
Ib - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
My Candy Love: Only In Dreams by SilyaBeeodess reviews
(My character's, Silya Beeodess's, progress through the Halloween 2011 Special Episode, along with a few twists added here and there. Happy Halloween!) When things take a turn for the strange for the high school outcast, Silya, after recieving a unique ring, how will her life be changed? Will she somehow make it home or will a few...distractions hold her back?
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,504 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Complete
Alphabetical Alice by punkpoemprose reviews
A collection of one-shots, one for each letter of the alphabet. The stories mainly have to do with Alice x Hatter. They are currently rated T, but may go up to M with later chapters. The chapters will be updated weekly for 26 weeks.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,594 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
What You Do to Me by Exactlyamanda reviews
Brooke Taylor is trying to deal with her parents leaving her for work in another country, a new high school, and keeping her head above water. The last thing she wants is a relationship. Too bad some of the boys at her new school are about to test that. CasitelxOC
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 146,682 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Castiel - Complete
Labyrinth of a Promised Nightmare by TomoStars reviews
The man in the portrait has been asleep, forgotten, for five long years. The girl in the real world has grown into a mature young woman and finds herself entranced by the lonely painting. Reunited, the two journey through a maze of mysteries to regain memories that were once lost. Based off of the Forgotten Portrait Ending. Garry x Ib HIATUS oTL
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,302 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry
Candied Hearts by Vincentria Maribella reviews
Vincentria Bladen was an child used to solitude. Her father was never around, her mmother fighting illness, and even her brothers were splattered over the country. But when a new school offers a new opportunities, everything changes. But may it be for better? Or worse.
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,606 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Candy, Castiel
Frame Made of Petals by MintyElla reviews
Ib had never forgotten Garry. She visited the gallery every day, just wishing to hear his gentle voice again. It startles her that her wish comes true. But can Ib's newfound happiness and garry's refound hope contest against the constant troubles revolving around Ib? Rated T for Language and Violence. Based from the Forgotten Portrait ending. Only one other main character, and O
Ib - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,078 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Heart and Sole by Manniness reviews
When Alice discovers who the right man is for her, she finds him slipping even further out of her reach. And when Hamish watches Alice disappear from his family's home, he begins stumbling upon Underland in the most unlikely of places. A friendship, a romance, and some shoes of importance. Alice/Tarrant romance. Alice/Hamish friendship.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 99,393 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Alice K., Hamish A. - Complete
Sweet Amoris Academy For the Specially Gifted by DubstepQueenWitch reviews
Made from a forum post on MCL. Welcome to Sweet Amoris, what's your talent? Rated T for swearing.
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012
The Bond by WillowSioui reviews
CastielxCandy LysanderxCandy Willow Light has been friends with Castiel since childhood, and is now close to Lysander as well. What happens when their bonds get too tight, too strained, too close to breaking? They are getting closer and closer to the point of no return...
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,356 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Castiel, Candy
Candice City by Boriqua-chan reviews
The awkwardness of moving into a new town is rivaled only with the awkwardness of trying to forget your parents' death. Castiel/OC
My Candy Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,328 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - [Castiel, OC]
Rescuing a Champion by Ze Great Camicazi reviews
Jane has been kidnapped by Ilosyvic Stayne. He tries to get her to become his new queen via torture. Can Hatter save his fiance in time?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Figment of my Imagination by Sano S. Sagara reviews
Love is truely cruel. The Hatta feels crushing love for Alice, but her not remembering him is almost worse than her leaving again. Drabble written between commercials while watching the movie.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Cheshire Cat/Chessur - Complete
Life of a Kitchen Boy by crystal-gem-jessie reviews
Dimitri is an orphan and has recently become a kitchen boy at the royal palace. A prequel to the animated movie.
Anastasia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Dimitri, Anya/Anastasia
The Last Changeling by moonfan4eva reviews
Finn seeks out the last changeling. Wendy/Loki and Finn/OC.
Trylle Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Finn H.
Liebesleid by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
Ten years. One lies forgotten in a dark corridor with only fresh blue petals for company. The other dreams of a maze of lurid monsters as she creates glorious music from enchanted fingers. And in some blank unloving space, an artist longs for redemption.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Garry, Ib/Eve - Complete
Life of a Rose reviews
Did anyone wonder how the gallery came to be? Who created it, and why? Did anyone wonder why Marry acted like she did? Well, maybe this will help shed some light on those questions. Rated T just to be safe. Please R R.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2012