iguanas.are.for.losers
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Joined 08-20-12, id: 4209963
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People Watching by QuietLittleVoices reviews
You work in your coffee shop day to day and nothing new ever happens. Until one day a worn down ex-Army Doctor stumbles in to escape the rain. Or, the SuperWhoLock Coffee Shop AU that no one asked for. Told in 2nd person POV. Destiel, implied Ten/Rose.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Secrets and the Scent of Jasmine by Sijglind reviews
Sam is eleven when Mary dies. He's thirteen when he tries on one of her dresses for the first time. And he's fifteen when Dean shows up to complicate his life. [Dean/Sam, boys are not related, cross-dressing (but not in the kinky way), smut, angst and fluff. COMPLETE]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,596 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - [Sam W., Dean W.] - Complete
Bludger by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
Draco takes the hit from a bludger intended for Harry and develops a strange and severe case of amnesia. Feeling responsible, Harry decides to help Draco get back into the swing of things. With a clean slate and a budding friendship, will Hogwarts' biggest rivals finally get their shot at a second chance? 8th year AU. reminder that THIS IS AU, some dead characters are alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,688 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Reads the Epilogue by BoxAuthor88 reviews
Everyone learns something new everyday right? The future children learned, never to trust James Potter with a time-turner near a rock. Scratch that, don't trust him with a time-turner at all. The past people learn alot of exciting things! ONE SHOT Disclaimer: I own no chracters, or the epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Not All That by totalizzyness reviews
High School AU - There's one rule at Kripke High - don't talk to the Novaks! Dean Winchester broke that rule day one. - Longer summary and warnings inside. Dean/Castiel. Rating change - From T to M for explicit content of a sexual nature.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,972 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Irregulars by Ulura reviews
Sherlock Holmes did not do relationships. However it wasn't his fault that some young members of his homeless network, the Irregulars, had taken to calling him 'Dad'. Nor was it his fault that the police got the entirely wrong idea when they showed up.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 57,292 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Trenches by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM They're auror partners, smoking buddies, wine mates, co-inhabitants of a snow filled trench somewhere in western Scotland, and they've had it with being cold. Written for hidinginmybones over at hdgifts on livejournal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ron Weasley is a Kinky Slut by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco decide to indulge in some exhibitionism to teach Ron, Seamus and Dean a lesson after Draco gets tired of them teasing Harry. This is H/D with a side of solo!Ron. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Hogwarts: A Hedonistic History by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco write their own version of Hogwarts: A History, detailing their quest to christen as many rooms in the castle as possible. A silly, smutty slash adventure. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language. H/D multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3337 - Favs: 4,731 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snape's Voice by dracosoftie reviews
How does Harry deal with the uncomfortable effect Snape's voice has on him in Potions class? Warnings for language and explicit sexual content masturbation only, slash implied . Bonus scene for Must Love Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7062 - Favs: 6,695 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Short Encounter by Starlouse reviews
What would happen if Snape met Harry after he had a detention with Umbridge? Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,710 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 4,169 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
As A Bat by pottermalfoy24 reviews
AU! When Voldemort tried to kill Harry as a child his aim was off. Now how will history be changed by a blind Harry Potter? Will be HD eventually. Rating will go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,502 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Truce? reviews
Harry/Draco slash. Draco is ill, and Harry takes him to the hospital wing. Becoming friends the two boys discover they like each other, a lot. My first fanfic so be nice! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete