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Things to know about me
How much am I worth?:
Natural Hair Color:
Brown - $100
Blonde - $50
Black - $15
Bald - $5
Other - $75
Brown - $50
Green - $75
Blue - $150
Hazel - $100
Other - $15
Total so far: $65
Over 7′ - $200
6′8″ to 7′ - $175
6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
Under 5′4 - $0
Total so far: $240
50 to 56 - $175
46 to 50 - $150
41 to 45 - $125
31 to 40 - $100
26 to 30 - $75
21 to 25 - $50
19 to 20 - $25
0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $340
Twins or more than twins - $750
First born - $320
Only Child - $250
Second born - $150
Middle child - $100
Last Born - $100
Third born - $550
Fourth born - $300
Fifth born - $400
Sixth born -$215
Total so far: $ 440
I did like once - $400
Only Holidays - $250
Sometimes - $215
YES - $200
Only weekends - $300
Every other day - $50
Once a day - $15
I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
No - $600
Total so far: $10,40
perfect vision - $400
need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
No correction - $100
Glasses - $50
Contacts - $25
Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $14,40
13 - $300
12 and a half to 13 - $250
11 to 12 - $400
7 to 10 - $50
Under 7- $450
Total so far: $14,90
Favorite Colors (multiple):
Green - $750
Red - $600
Black - $100
Brown - $300
Purple - $225
White - $400
Aqua - $350
Orange - $300
Blue - $300
Pink - $100
Other - $500
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
Yes - $0
Nope - add $1000
some - $750
Final Total: $2,756
Wow. If this is accurate then why am I alone? Maybe my personality is crap...
Real Name: R.A.B
Age: None of your Business
Things I Like: chocolate, Books, demons, cartoons, my mom and dad, my brother Michel, my friends.
Things I Dislike: healthy food Authority, most cops, Death, mean people. BUGS!!!!!!!!!
I have short black hair, brown eyes and chocolate colored skin. Most of the time I am out going and Crazy, but I have a shy, insecure side as well.
My mom says I'm very pretty. but I don't think I'm anything special. I have ADHD, Bipolar and Anger Issues. I DESPISE BULLIES!
Listen if your a bully, then pay attention! When you bully someone else, they may not show how much you hurt them, but it's tearing them apart inside, I would know. Every time you yell words that shouldn't be said, let alone thought, you kill a part of there soul. Every time you lay a hand on them, they suddenly brake in till they just want the pain to stop. Then you will feel bad, you will go to jail. You might say "I'm not the one who killed them!" but you did. You tore them apart inside, You kill there fighting soul, You ruined there soul in till it's broken, You gave them the pain they just wanted to stop...
Pick your birth month
Italic anything that doesn't apply to you
Bold the five-ten that best apply to you
Copy to your own profile, with all twelve months underneath
JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.
FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH: Attractive personality Sexy Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds (Never had one in my life). Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.
DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.
I am against any kind of Abuse! Here read this and hopefully you'll be to.
This is for you who are against child abuse! I know I am!
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair
She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die
She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did
Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made
She thrust the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started crying
Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying on the floor
It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms
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Hobbies: Reading, Writing, singing, dancing
Dream Job: Famous book writer or singer
I have a lot of problems with life and the universe, people say i am 2 smart for my own good well others say i have a big mouth. (I DO NOT) My mom says I'm lazy...I am... I usually get writers block, then i start another story and I force my self not to post them.
RANDOM FUNNY STUFF I FEEL LIKE PUTTING DOWN:
7 Ways to Scare your roommates:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
30 things to do in an elevator!
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Make farm animal noises
26. Start talking to the wall
27. Carry a stuffed animal with you and talk to it
28. Carry a small object and start petting it while saying "My precious." in a demonic voice then laugh like a maniac
29. When one person is on ask them if they want to pet your cat and then purr at them.
30. Rip your clothes and stumble on to the elevator and tell them that you just escaped from the mental ward and then laugh like a maniac
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!
If you swear to God that door ran into you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, then copy & paste this into your profile.
Proof That The Human Race Is Doomed Through Stupidity...
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Yup, No Purchase needed... I'll just tell that to the clerk.)
On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (And that would be how? I am so confused.)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (Nah. I'll just eat it frozen.)
Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (Oops. Bad timing there)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (Are you sure? Let's experiment!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Keep out of children (Hmm. Something must have gotten lost in the translation)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those forklifts)
On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (Aw man. I don't wanna be drowsy! If I wanted to be tired I'd take a sleeping. . .nevermind.)
On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (Oh, so I can use it. . .on Mars, I guess?)
On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (What? This is so confusing...)
On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (NO WAY?) *But no peas?*
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands (Raise your hand if you've tried this)
On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Oh, thank goodness. I have always wondered how to use these things.)
On a Coke bottle: Shake well before use (o_O)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief!) *Don't tell Superboy till AFTER we get him in the suit*
The Percy Jackson Pledge
I promise to remember Percy
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Percy fans know
Percy Jackson isn't an obsession
It's a way of life, you know...
You Know Your Obsessed With Percy Jackson If...
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp Half-Blood shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events.
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies .
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also she's a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your Internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don’t want to waste her time!
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You give all your siblings god parents
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You still think Thuke could happen.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head.
You didn't go look at page 203 in BotL because you have it memorized
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters.
You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that you’re a demigod.
You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth
You curse out the gods when something bad happens.
You watch the show and read the book every chance you get.
You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.
You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.
You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.
You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.
Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens, you scream at Poseidon
Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.
You’re in a running/swimming race, and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (No offense, Ares)
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses???
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
Whenever your Internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Lol, I’m so dumb when it comes to technology. I thought my iPod was broken when in fact it was out of battery.)
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
You cried when you finished TLO.
You did a happy dance when TLH came out.
You are on FanFic trying to quench your thirst for PJO until TMoA comes out in fall.
You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth.PERCABETH RULES ABOVE ALL ELSE. THEY SHOULD BECOME THE KING AND QUEEN OF OLYMPUS AND CAST HERA AND ZEUS INTO TARTUARUS!!!!)
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page.
You're in love with a fictional character.
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO.
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series.
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood.
If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff.
You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo.)
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
You know PJO better then most sane people.
You have links to every great PJO site.
You add things to the list every day.
You know what you would do if you were Percy.
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not.
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work.
For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood.
Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'.
You are trying to learn Greek. (I learned the Alphabet and can write it fluently!)
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.
You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes.
You have an instant crush on Nico!
You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.)
You call up the Camp Half Blood number.
You want to learn Latin.
About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over.
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have.
You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.
Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree.
A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed.
You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’.
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You own every single book.
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
You call yourself a demigod.
You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real.
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.
You've called someone you know a satyr.
You name your pet fish Clovis
You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends).
You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes.
When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT.
You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name.
You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth".
You try to talk to horses.
You try to summon the dead.
You try to summon lightning.
You try to breathe underwater. (which did not end well...)
You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement.
You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them.
You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things.
Quote #1: Some might say that Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side and it binds the universe together.
Quote #2: Sanity, is like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can barrow mine.
Quote #3: Before you get mad at somebody try walking a thousand miles in their shoes, then you a thousand miles away from them and YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES!
Quote #4: One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Quote #5: You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!
Quote #6: Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.
Quote #7: Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Quote #8: Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
20 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
Did You Ever Wonder?
- If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
- Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- When someone asks you, 'A penny for your thoughts,' and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Or do you get change?
- Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
- Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Man:where have you been all my life?
Man :haven't i seen you somewhere before?
Man :is this seat empty?
Man :your place or mine?
Man:so what do you do for a living?
Man :hey baby whats your sign?
Man:how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man:your body is a temple
Man:i would go to the end of the world for you
Man:if i could see you naked i'd die happy
Man:if i could rearange the alphabet i'd put u and i together
man:your eyes there amazing
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't, Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs plus you're probably a douche bag.
I paid so little attention to my iPod that I didn’t notise it stopped for a full TWELVE MINUTES.
I paid so little attention to the TV that the show I hated played- five times- before I changed the channel.
I paid so little attention to the computer I didn’t notise my sister come and turn it off.
I paid so little attention to the book I was reading that I was surprised to find the main character captured, when last I checked, she was strolling through a meadow-or was it eating breakfast?
I paid so little attention to my teacher that the next day I complained about her never teaching us this stuff.
I paid so little attention to my cat that she got out the door and I had to chase her around for an hour.
I paid so little attention to the playground that I accidentally kicked someone in the face on the swing.
I paid so little attention to my sister that she started racing hamsters up my bed before I could tell her no.
I paid so little attention to my parents that I freaked and searched for them for half an hour- before my sister told me they had gone grocery shopping.
Copy and paste this if you zone out sometimes! Or a lot of the times….or all the times…..
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Seriously? It's just a glass of water!"
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
Sarcasm isn't an attitude,it's an ART
My attiention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.
Knowledge is power;Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it.
What is this 'kindness' you speak of?
Why don't you slip into something comfertable;like a coma. I will gladly help you.
When in doubt...throw a chair.
If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress?
Only two things are infinite:1)The universe.2)Human stupidity
There are few problems that cannot be solved with large ammounts of explosives.
Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.
Smile. It confuses people.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Roses are red,
"How did you die?"
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Birdie, birdie in the sky,
Why'd you do that to my eye?
Looks like sugar.
Tastes like sap.
Oh my gosh, it's birdie crap!
Birdie, birdie in the sky,
Why'd you do that to my eye?
It looks like sugar.
But tastes like sap.
Can't you see, it's birdie crap!
Birdie, birdie in the sky,
I'm sure glad that cows don't fly.
I am the girl... that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, PsychoticNari, KP100, EmberMclain13, GhostDog401, Turkeyhead987, kittEfox, ckittykatty, Snowdevil The Awesome,
Story's I will write in the future:
The Seeds of Love
Summary: Undergrowth is back, though this time he doesn’t want Sam. He wants Danny. Though in order to make his control stronger he slowly starts to manipulate the boy, so that when he finally can come back, he’s already won half the battle
Summary: What if when Klarion and Vandal Savage took over the Justice League, the cure didn’t work. Well let me be more precise. We all know how speedster have speed healing, or how they can’t be drugged for long. Well the ‘cure’ that Robin made isn’t going to help the speedsters, if it doesn’t last. Even Batman can’t do anything. Lets see what happens. Takes place (sort of) during Auld Acquaintance
Summary: Wally is The League of Shadows main Assassin. He goes by the name of Shade. He kills with out mercy, he had no mercy. People say he has no soul, he does it’s just so broken and shattered that it’s useless to him. Yet when he’s captured by the Justice League, he might just be able to mend his broken soul. Spitfire
Son of Mother Earth
Summary: AU/OC Poison Ivy and Bane had a child who has his mothers powers. He has her red hair and has eyes as green as the earth. They keep him safe, raising him in secret. At age three he’s learned everything about fighting and keeping plants safe. After a close call with Batman, Poison Ivy and Bane decided to hide him. They promise to visit him and keep him safe, when he can’t take care of him self. Then Ivy’s and Bane’s precious flower can come home again.
Baby of The Insane
Summary: AU. Joker and Harley are hiding something. Something…important. It seems they had a child. This child is special, it seems whatever made the Joker crazy, had a different effect on his child. The baby boy has fiery red hair, and could burst in to flames. His eyes turn red when he’s angry, normally there green. To protect there only child from Batman they send him away, keeping an eye on him so that when he’s ready he can come with them. The boy’s name? Wallace.
Summary: AU. When The Flash is sent on a off world mission with Superman, Batman and Martian Manhunter along with the Young Justice. They find something unexpected, something that is suppose to be evil. How evil can a harmless child be? Though he’s not so harmless, he’s deadly and he doesn’t even know it.
The Path of The Insane
Summary: Wally wakes up in a mental hospital. He knows something’s not right here, he can feel it. Yet he can’t recall why it’s so important to leave this place. There our five other kids there too. There’re all crazy though. The Warden has taken extra interest in him and his eyes freak Wally out. Can Wally and the other kids out of there, or will they be caught and punished?
The Insanity of Being Wally.
Summary: In a fight with the Joker, Wally falls in to a bucket of acid. Instead of dying or being ‘Jokerized’ he now had four different people with his face running around. Except they all have different personalities. Now what?
Summary: Dick/Wally. Dick wants Wally to love him, by any means. So he teams up Megan who is controlling Conner. Now he has Wally, and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Rated M
Big Time Rush:
Five Years of My Life
Summary: Something terrible has happen to Kendall. He went out trying to blow off steam, then came back as a five year old. He’s slowly losing his memory, going back to his five year old state of mind. To make it worse the person who did this to him is stalking him, planning something terrible.
Demon Prince: The Beginning
Summary: AU. Kames. When Kendall turns sixteen weird things start to happen. Like when his eyes turn red when he’s angry, or maybe it’s the tail. All he knows is that now he’s one the run, away from his demon father, a demon boyfriend, who has possessive issues. He won’t be safe in till he destroys his father, even then there’s no guarantee he’s safe…
Five Years of My Life
Summary: Something terrible has happen to Kendall. He went out trying to blow off steam, then came back as a five year old. He’s slowly losing his memory, going back to his five year old state of mind. To make it worse the person who did this to him is stalking him, planning something terrible.
Percy Jackson and The Olympians:
Summary: My name is Lizzy. I am a monster. Well actually a monster child. My mom is Medusa and my dad is the Minotaur, don’t ask how that’s possible, just don’t. I have done the impossible, I have fallen in love with a demigod. Not just any demigod, the demigod, Perseus Jackson. Who said being a teenage monster was easy?
Summary: Percy Jackson is not a demigod son of Poseidon. In fact he’s just a clear-sighted mortal. Nothing special about him. Just a clear sighted mortal who was raised by monsters.
Summary: The Gods have come to visit there children for a day, everything went smoothly then came dinner. One second there singing and then Percy’s being dragged out of the camp by something that they can’t see. That was the last time they saw him. Now 10,000 years later he’s back. Only he has three major changes that will cause a lot of trouble. 1. He has no memory of any of them 2. He’s gotten more powerful and…3. He’s got a tail.
Ghost, Love and High School.
Summary: Percy Jackson is the freaky seventeen year old kid who walks though walls, sometimes vanishes in to thin air and happens to be a ghost. He’s been ‘alive’ since before time because of a certain witch named Circe wants him for her own. Look at him and you think he’s your every day person. Now he’s going to Goodie High School and he meets Annabeth Chase, a nerd, an outcast, the most beautiful mortal to ever walk this earth. No matter how much he wants to, he can’t get in a relationship with her, for if he does Circe will force him to love her and erase his memories.
Snake of Trickery
Summary: Forgotten and betrayed Percy leaves camp half blood, only to be fatally wounded. Right before death can claim him he is saved by a woman who is part snake, part god. Now he is one of them and he had never been so happy. Then there captured by the Gods.
Summary: AU. Percy grew up in an orphanage never knowing his parents. His big sister (by 4 minuets) Persia grew up in a different orphanage in till she was adopt by Chiron at age 8. Now it's time for them to meet, and the gods to tell one of there biggest secrets. Then of course there's the 'big prophecy'.
Twins of Chaos
Summary: AU. Nico and Percy are twin brothers that grew up on the streets of Manhattan by themselves. Then when they turn ten they stumble in to Camp Half-Blood. The war with Gaia is over, yet there’s still the biggest danger ever. Chaos. The Creator of the Universe. Chaos believes the world needs to be redone. There is only one way for him to destroy earth and begin anew, only one way for Chaos to be sure he can control everything. That is by controlling Nico and Percy.
The Darkness Has Control
Summary: Dark Nico/Percy. Nico had lost control of his powers, the darkness has taken control of him. The Gods can’t stop him, nobody can. Not even Chaos himself. Only Percy can defeat him. Only problem, he’s under Nico’s control. How can the fight if they don’t know what they’re fighting? How can the win a battle, that isn’t even considered a fair fight? The answer is simple. They can’t. The Darkness Has Control
Lies in the Light, Death in the Dark
Summary: AU. Tyson comes and visits Percy and the camp is thrilled he’s there. Then Tyson discovers something that will bring down the world as we know it. They only have one hope to save mankind from a threat so evil that most of the primordial gods and goddess went in to hiding. The Gods are trapped on Olympus and they can’t leave. There one hope was the one living being that will bring the world bowing before his might or save it. The only problem? His mother is Nyx and his father is Chaos, and they’ll do anything to keep there baby boy safe. Anything. BTW: Katie’s not in this story.
Summary: AU. Kendall wakes up in another dimension where super heroes are real. As real as the villains. He begins to fall for the perky red head know as Kid Flash/Wally West. Wally and Kendall start dating, the only problem? The person that brought him here is in love with him, and he’s here to claim him. SLASH
Powers of The Universe
Summary: AU. Wally and Artemis have been friends since diapers. Then they both suddenly gain powers that they can’t explain. Wally and Artemis can suddenly walk on water, talk to ghost, all while controlling lighting and more. What’s going on?
Summary: AU/OC. Wally and his twin sister Willa are not entirely human, in fact they’re not even human. At all. There mother is the Greek Primordial Goddess Nyx. There father is someone we know well, Klarion The Witch Boy. Now the Young Justice have to go to Camp Half-Blood and make a three way alliance between The Greeks, Romans and themselves. Just so they can fight Wally and Willa’s parents. Talk about a tough family reunion.
The Power of Triplets
Summary: Takes place in the first year. Percy, Danny and Harry are triplets. There parents are Lily and James, they where raised by Madeline and Jack Fenton, and blessed by Poseidon. Now there’re going to Hogwarts, get ready Hogwarts here comes three halfa’s/wizards/demigods. This should be fun
There are other story's i have planed, but I don't feel like posting all the summary's, cause there a lot more!
Funny stuff that's happen to me:
"I was talking to me BFF and we where walking though the library and she said "I feel like a bunch of old people are watching me." I said "I think you just being paranoid" I then walked in to another room and the room was fill with old ladies I then backed up slowly and said to my friend "I see your point"
I was fooling around at a sleep over and we where eating ice cream and I put whip cream on a plate and then someone bumped in to me and I dropped it, then the dog came and tried to eat it off the floor (keyword tried) but one of the girls pushed the dog out of the way then ate if off the floor, in till the mom walked in.
At the same person house, but a different time I was dared to stuff whip cream in my face. Then we watched a horror movie called "Darkness Falls" and half way though the movie the birthday girl comes in with a mask and starts screaming so I chucked at pillow at her legs and she went down! Rule #1 "If something. human or not, tried to kill you either take out its eyes or legs, can't see you can't kill you. Can't walk can't get to you. Simple
In my dream I was in school and I walked in and everyone was a monkey. Then one of the monkey jumped though the window well singing "some where over the rainbow" and I woke up crying.
I fell asleep in the last class of the day, when I woke up my friends were staring at me. At first I had no clue why but then, I felt drool on my face and my friends later told me I slept with my eyes open.
I was in Wendy's with my family, and my brother, Joe went to the bath room. Half way though the meal, I hear my brother scream from the bath, in a very happy tone: IEEEEEEEEEEE! Then he comes out like nothing happen.
I was on my local liberry wall and my friend and I were just talking then this cop came by and shouted "GET OFF THE WALL!!' then we both fell flat on our face on the grass.
My friend and I where on the bus talking about how much we hate the bus driver and a girl on the bus. We where thinking of ways to kill them when my friend had the most brilliant idea ever "DEATH BY MONKEY!" Genius right? I know she's awesome.
My friend and I where walking to the local park when we saw a rooster. "Hey look it's a rooster!" I said, "NO IT'S A TURKEY!!!!!!" she yelled so then we got in a play fight about weather it was a rooster or turkey. She glared at the rooster and screamed "YOUR A TURKEY!" the rooster got pissed off and started to chase her. I'm laughing just thinking about it!
I was at my friends house and we where eating chocolate chips and I said she was my BFA (Best Friends Ass) Then she tried to kill me with chocolate chips! They really hurt!
I was at school and my friend/crush's pen rolled under my chair, being the awesome person I am I reached under, and ended up hitting my head on the ground. I fell head first on to the ground, then (as I'm withering on the floor in pain) the teacher tells me to take five! WTF!!! Have a soul teacher lady!
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