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Joined 08-20-12, id: 4210707, Profile Updated: 11-29-14
Author has written 5 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Hobbit, Game of Thrones, and A song of Ice and Fire.

Formerly ApolloNico24601

I have a thing for bad guys.


Copy and paste if you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter to arrive, the owl just just got lost.


I've learnt so much from my mistakes...

I'm thinking of making a few more.


Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.


"Imperfection is beauty, and madness is genius. It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror."

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."

"Sometimes I go into my own little world...but that's okay, they know me there."

"When you come to the edge of all the light you know,
and are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown,
faith is knowing one two things will happen:
There will be something solid to stand on,
or you will be taught how to fly."

"Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance."

"Some people are runners, and some people are doers. Runners wish they could do. And sometimes, doers wish they could run."

"A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."

"God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die."

"I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead."

"The only problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day."

"Retreating! Hell no, we're just attacking the other direction!"

"Smile; tomorrow will be worse."

"Everytime I hear that dirty word 'exercise' I wash out my mouth with chocolate."

"Best friends,

You fight. I fight.

You hurt. I hurt.

You cry. I cry.

You jump off a bridge; I'll get a paddle boat

and save your ass."

"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and then just sit back and smile as the whole world sits there and wonders how you did it."

"Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. "

"If you make decisions based upon people's reactions or judgments then you make really boring choices."


“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.”

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”

“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time”

“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” - Oscar Wilde

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”

“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.”

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”


If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favourite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favourite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in a book or film you like. Crazy is when you can open up your fave book and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about stuff that no-one cares about and shares a joke about it even when you know the cringable moment will happen when no-one laughs. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test. Crazy is when someone says a joke and you start crying with laughter almost an hour later. If you've been "accused" of being crazy and can relate to these, then post this on your profile and add something you've been told you're crazy for doing.


1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.


95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

If Justin Bieber said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Unicorns

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .


The List Of Things I Am NOT Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".

"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".

If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".

I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

I am not a sloth Animagus.

I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or pirahna.

Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

I will not lick Trevor.

It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.

It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.

I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."

First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.

When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

-Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".

I will no longer wear a hood, walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real father in a raspy voice.

I will not send Professor Snape toothpaste and Shampoo for Christmas.

I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

I will not refer to Professor McGonagall as Catwoman, no matter how funny she would look in tight leather.

-Nor will I ask her if she is Catwoman in disguise.

I am to stop asking Professor Snape to Yule Ball.

Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate.

Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

"To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

I will stop sending Professor Snape forged love notes that appear to be from Professor Lupin.

I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'.

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

Asking Professor Snape if a house ever fell on his sister is wrong.

-So is asking him where he keeps his flying monkeys and if I could touch them.

Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles

Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

-Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

Every time I see a dementor, I will not go, "Ssssssssshire...Bagginsssss".

- or "The Shire/Frodo is That Way!"

Every time I see Dobby I will not say something about 'master' or 'Precioussssss'.

"Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo" is not a transfiguration spell.

Neither is "Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang"

Not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

I should not remark that "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" when Snape gets angry. Ever.

If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell "MORPHIN' TIME!" every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

Adding "-us" to the end of a word does not make it a spell.

-Neither does adding "izzle".


People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish I was.

I intend to live forever, or die trying

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea. It might get lost.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

The only reason why I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.

Very few personal problems can’t be solved through the subtle application of high explosives.

If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur.

Stupidity killed the cat, curiousity was framed.

If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on skittles, give me red... LEMON DAMNIT!"

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween, its encouraged. Does this make sense to anyone?

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again.

I can resist everything except temptation.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, it’s when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't obsess, I think intensely.

Smile; it makes others wonder what you're up to.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

I don't have a short attention sp- Ohhhh, look a kitty;

Chaos, panic, and pandemonium. My work here is done.

I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on.

Violence isn't the answer, it’s the question. The answer is yes.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

The only reason that I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.

I have the answer in my head. I just haven't found it yet.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

I took the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do kill me?"

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."

Moo! I'm a fish.

I dream of a better tomorrow . . . Where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with my Q-tip again.

I'm not as random as you think I- salad

If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then it could be a dragon doing a duck impersonation.

I'm the kind of person who'll spend hours trying to drown a fish.

I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.

Procrastinators, UNITE . . . Tomorrow.

Remember: Eat your school, stay in drugs and don't do vegetables . . . Wait . . .

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day. Give a person a computer, they'll order all their food online.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When life gives you lemons, make hot chocolate. Then let everyone wonder how you did it.

People say, “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” Well, life never gave you sugar or water, so all you can make is lemon juice.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear. And when very, very angry, hit someone hard. And run before they hit back.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

They say “guns don't kill people, people kill people.” Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled, BANG, you wouldn't kill to many people.

Some say the glass is half full, others say the glass is half empty. I'm the only one smart enough to wonder where the rest of the water is.

A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Latte is Italian for “you paid too much for that coffee.”

Just remember – if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

God made man, and then he said, “I can do better than that,” and made woman.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to from, but it only take 4 to extend your arm and slap the person.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Music is like candy, you throw away the rappers.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I love deadlines. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those that can't

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

WARNING: Do not walk in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliffs.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I’m not saying you’re stupid. I’m just implying it.

I’m going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a “floor” – a long and difficult task awaits me my friend, wish me luck, for I may not return alive.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

I didn't mean to hurt you feelings, I was aiming for your face.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I’ll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you LOSE the argument that you need to start worrying.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are just stalkers with stationary.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Sanity is a state of mind. It's near North Dakota.

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!?

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I said I had my reasons. I never said you would understand.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

I respect your opinion; I just think it's stupid.

Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you're up to.

If explosives didn't solve your problems you obviously weren't using enough of them.

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for my kick boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

When life gives you lemons, genetically alter them into SUPER LEMONS and conquer the world.

When life gives you lemons, paint them orange and tell your friend they're a new kind of super sweet orange.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

ever noticed that 'mother in law' rearanged, spelles 'woman hitler'?

i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.

The three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: "Hold my purse."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden...in his house.

When I die, friends will go to my funeral, good friends will cry at my funeral, but my best friend will change my facebook status to "Chillin' with Jesus".

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be.

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Hey stupid! Your sock is untied.

Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is.

On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin.

Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, then why are you scared?

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and are good with ketchup.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

He who laughs last didn't get it.


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Bekendorf

whenever I see someone working metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

YOUR GANGSTA NAME (1st 4 letters izzle):

Caitizzle ... {absolute fail}

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Black Wolf {sounds pretty kl actually}

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)

Louise Lechlade {Sounds like someone out of Bob the Builder}

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters Of your first name)

Kanca {to be honest I think thats kinda kl}

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

Crimson Milk {... I'll stick with WolfSpider}

YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)

Anlkrse {... wtf?}

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)

Black Dr Who {fail}


If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.


Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name


Next time you're in an elevator:

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you girls/guys love Warriors, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 80% of the talking you do today will be to yourself.

If you have mental conversations with an internal voice, copy and paste this onto your profile (or invest in medical help)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it longer.

If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: SamManson14, Jessica01, Morgana101, Dragonclaw11, Kaori Koriryu, SootfurSeanIsCuteAnnieChase, ApolloNico24601

If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

While I'm not one of those crazed fangirls who wants to eat Nightcloud's heart out, I really hate the whole CrowXNight thing. It's pretty obvious that he doesn't love her. He just randomly picked a she-cat and grabbed her while saying, "Uh, yeah. See guys, I'm loyal! I had kits with... uh, what's her name again? Oh yeah, Nightcloud! I love her now, not my beloved Leafpool!" If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish Dovepaw and Tigerheart would just realize that they love each other already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you loved Bramblekit, loved Bramblepaw, and love Brambleclaw, copy and paste this into your profile!

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.


1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

Could you repeat the question please?

2. What is your favorite possession?

My precious...

3. Do you own a gun?

Does a nerf gun count?

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

What ex?

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Depends what the appointments for...

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

12 Days of LesMis. Don't laugh till you've heard it.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Milk! Milk rules!

9. Can you do a push up?

Yeah. Ish.

10. Is your bathroom clean?

it depends what you mean by clean...

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

The onyx ring I saw in the window last week... Missing you say? Why how unfortunate! What do you mean I stole it? Oh no, this isnt the same ring...

12. Do you take painkillers?

If I've been shot.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

I don't have one. Wait, does supreme ugliness count?

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

I do get distracted very easily.

15. What's your name?

I'm not telling you! Secret names can kill!

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

1. Life is lifey. 2.Tom Hiddleston. 3.Theres a spider on my bedroom door.

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought

1. A McFly t-shirt... 2. A Batman Comic 3. Um... Danish Pastries

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

1. Milk 2.Water 3. Pineapple Juice

19. Current worry?

Writer's block.

20. Current hate?

... Dont get me started.

21. Favorite place(s) to be?

Asgard.

22. How did you bring in the New Year?

By sitting in the living room on my own reading fanfiction and listening to Les Mis

23. Where would you like to go?

Opera Garnier, Rue de Villette, Camp-Half blood, Brooklyn House, Alicante, Gotham... et cetera.

24. Do you own slippers?

Yup.

25. What shirt are you wearing?

Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement Logistics Division

28. Do you sing in the shower?

Hell yeah!

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

A nurse with a needle

30. Best bed sheets as a child?

MARVEL HEROES!

31. Worst injury you've ever had?

Stabbing myself (accidently!) or a spider bite (which gave me a still unknown life threatening illness for a week (hence the fear of needles))

32. Who is your loudest friend?

... I'll pass

34. Does someone have a crush on you?

... Yes. No. Maybe. Not anymore... Why? Do you know something?

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?

I love that song! Oh I mean yes of course.

36. What is your favorite candy?

Define 'candy'...

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

I'm getting married?! To who?!

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

Another One Bites the Dust and more which I cant be bothered to list. My funerals gonna be a disco!

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?

None of your beeswax what I was doing under the Opera Garnier in Paris at 12 o'clock last night! Wait... That was the question right?

40. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?

5 more minutes!


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly; no one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it.


Packaging these days: On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (Printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (Ahh, but on whose body?)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (And I’m taking this why?)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Hmm…I think someone got lost in translation…)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to…?)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god.


Repost this if you hate people who judge a book by its cover:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrist. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not care about being resposible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the sun, so I MUST be albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

6. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

7.My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

8. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

10. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into.
this world, and I can take you out."

11. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

12. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

13.My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

14. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

15. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

16.And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Good friend V.S. Best friend

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows all your best stories. A best has lived them with you.

A good friend rings the door bell before entering your home. A best friend enters your home uninvited and shouts "I'M HOME!"

A good friend calms you down when your angry. A best friend will skip beside you with a baseball bat singing "Someone's Gonna get it!"

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Mirkwood Queen by ChloeRumple reviews
Alone and hurt after battle, Thranduil meets Legolas' mother. This is the story of how they meet, their love, trials, and their courtship. This is just an idea that I had, loosely based on what happens in the movies and book. This is just for fun. I appreciate any constructive criticism. Thanks for reading!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,786 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Legolas, Elrond, Thranduil, OC
What If by knifethrower11 reviews
What if Katniss didn't volunteer for Prim? Can Prim make it out of The Hunger Games alive? What will it cost her, and how will it effect the ones she loves the most? Rated T because it's The Hunger Games. PrimxRory in later chapters. Sequel "What Is" is now up!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,679 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Prim E., Rory H. - Complete
No Sacrifice by Pericula Ludus reviews
Dís learns of her sons' deaths in battle. She is the last direct descendent of Durin, but her cousin Dáin rules in Erebor. Dís has no time to grieve, as the succession is being decided. Dwalin supports her, but the battle has left him deeply scarred and soon Dís starts to question his loyalty. She does what is best for her people. Her sons deaths have not been in vain.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,910 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Dis, Dwalin, Fili, Kili - Complete
Dance with Me by El.Ave.Fenix reviews
"Just once I would like to see you without that damn makeup," she whispered to him in the dark, reaching out to touch the side of his face. His hand shot out and seized her's with a crushing force. "The makeup dosent come off, beautiful," he snarled back.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 82 - Words: 276,273 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Blackout by adelheid23 reviews
This wasn't a good day for Penny to end up trapped in an elevator with a stranger. Especially since that stranger was the Joker. Set before The Dark Knight. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,048 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Joker, OC
Changes by SomeoneNewer reviews
She had always taken the elevator to her apartment when she arrived home from work, but when she came home one night to find it out of order, she was forced to take the stairs with her neighbour. From that night forward, her life started to change, and it would never be the same again. A Joker/OC, Joker origin fic. Rated for future chapters.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,149 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Joker
Shadows and love by mjg43 reviews
Legolas and Tauriel love each other. But Thranduil doesn't want it. But when the enemy gets stronger and stronger, will Legolas be able to survive and what has this to do with his past?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,289 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Legolas G., The Elven King of Mirkwood, Tauriel
The Spirits of Home by XxYesterdayTodayTomorrowxX reviews
Every house has two spirits. A white one inside, and a dark one outside. The white one protects the house and its inhabitants. Its strength is given by the love of the house's owners, or it will fade away. Thalia and Nico hate each other. Can they set aside their differences and learn how to love? T for future chapters. AU, OOC characters. CH. 3 EDITED! New cover, guys.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,720 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Thalia G., Nico A.]
Gravity by Comingsummers reviews
Jack has never been normal, which is why he chose to move to Gotham and make a name for himself. When he meets Madeline, a waitress at the local diner, he becomes immersed in the darkness of Gotham without even trying. Sometimes, love is the push into madness. A Joker origin story that takes place during Batman Begins, may go into TDK. Rated M for a reason.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,239 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Joker, OC
Evening Falls by coffeeandquills reviews
Though he doesn't believe it just quite yet, Thranduil may in fact find love among these Silvan elves and rise to protect Mirkwood as its king. It begins in the Second Age through the War of the Ring. I'll update as much as possible!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Legolas, Thranduil
Daughter of the Rain and Snow by Perspeculi reviews
After the second great war between Jotunheim and Asgard, Odin wants to ensure that peace will be unbreakable this time, and so he takes two hostages from Laufey's court: The eldest son Helblindi, and the ward who willingly offers herself, Sigyn. [Alternate universe, Aesir Loki.]
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,679 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Loki
Crainte by amphitritess reviews
Fear spreads like wildfire in Gotham during Bane's reign, but the very heart of fear is in Crane's court, where he continues to "improve" upon his toxin. Bridget Avery is unwittingly subjected to these tests when she takes the place of a child during a trial – innocence is lost as unhealthy obsessions form, and a martyr's sacrifice can truly only go so far. (Eventual CraneOC)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 126,267 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - J. Crane, OC
The Art of War by Aura reviews
Loki sits on the throne using his father's face. He sets his sights on Jane Foster one evening, for what better way is there to win against his brother than to steal what Thor most covets? Lokane. Rated Mature for later events. Very little Thor/Sif. Sif is a bad guy.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,289 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [Loki, Jane F.] [Thor, Sif] - Complete
To Break Walls by freezeon98 reviews
When Jack Frost meets Elsa both their worlds are changed. For the first time, neither of them are alone. Jack tries to help Elsa open up to him, but it's not easy for either of them. When tragedy strikes, Jack is forced to move on. Two hundred years later and now a Guardian, things are looking up. But when Pitch returns with a new ally, will the Guardians be destroyed?
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 97,774 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Elsa - Complete
The Story of a Fallen Star by I Have a Paper Heart reviews
Whilst reading in the Great Library, Loki catches a servant girl utterly absorbed in a book. He is enchanted by her and when he speaks to her, she tells him a story about Prince who falls in love with a star. Set before and during Thor/Avengers. LokixOC
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,672 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Child by alecsmanwhore reviews
Alec and Magnus have decided that the time has finally come for them to settle down and adopt a child. But is this really what they want? And have they thought hard enough about it? Chapter 21 is up! ;) And apologies for not updating. Apologies again for not updating... My brain won't co-operate...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,192 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Magnus B., Alec L.] Isabelle L., Jace W.
The Mortal With The Green Eyes by p3pp3rp0tts86 reviews
OS, Loki & OC: Loki, is banished to Earth for breaking Asgardian law, he meets Raven, a young woman whom is unlike anyone he has ever met before. His life is forever changed as a result. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual content. **Disclaimer: ANY names, logos, companies and other copyrighted material contained herein, remains the property of their respective owners!**
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,650 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Thor, Odin, Loki, Frigga
Finding Our Feet by bauble123 reviews
This is love in the moment, John. This is a love that is the ending of adventures seen together. Your love with Mary is the opposite. It's had its tests, seen its hardships, and now it's ready to begin a new adventure. That love is a love made to last... Sherlock teaches John to dance, and John realises he loves Sherlock. But Sherlock has an answer, and it isn't quite acception.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
Dark Innocence by heyepic reviews
His unkempt appearance was well-known by students and teachers alike at our school; his cold and reclusive behavior was even more recognizable. Joker/OC. **UPDATED 03/16/2014
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,795 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Joker
Ernestina, Eris, Aequitas by Lasgalendil reviews
Blood. Betrayal. Guilt. Obsession. Love. Loss. A Broken Promise, a Restored Faith. The Legacy falls, and the Joker is loosed. Enraged at the death of her son, a disgraced detective begins a violent vendetta, leaving Gotham reeling in her wake. But is this vigilantism justice? Can it ever be? A struggling city under a Reign of Chaos and Doubt searches for salvation and the answer.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 330,708 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon, Harvey D.
Tender Torture by emileighhs reviews
In which Katniss runs to Peeta for comfort, and ends up pregnant during the rebellion
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,833 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Taken by Vija-Thorn reviews
What if the fight Legolas had with Bolg at the end of Desolation of smaug went down differently. Legolas gets captured and is under threat of torture. Tauriel has to save him before it's to late. Practice for my next fic.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,461 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Legolas G., Tauriel, Fili, The Elven King of Mirkwood
Why wait? by Elephantsandtoasters reviews
Sequel to Why not? Loki returns to earth to help the Avengers against their newest enemy. In exchange he is being granted a pardon from Odin. Will he be able to put up with the Avengers long enough to obtain the all-important pardon? Will he be able to find Emily again? Rated T for now, may change later. I don't own any marvel characters.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,901 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Loki - Complete
For King and Country by kel25 reviews
What started as a writing workshop exercise turned into a multi-chapter request by a friend. This has elements of both the movie AND the book (which you should read!), plus a few characters I have added. This is what if Captain Nicholls was only wounded in the charge and was captured by the Germans. In a German hospital, he meets a nurse who will help plan his escape.
War Horse - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,369 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Capt. Nicholls, Joey, Maj. Jamie Stuart, Topthorn
Running by ThaliaRules0501 reviews
Our favorite heros are on the run. A new prophecy has been told, this scares Zeus, and who knows what he'll do when he feels threatened. Gods imprisioned, teenagers on the run, plenty of dangers threatening to kill them. Ah, perfect time for romance. Thalico and Percabeth. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,811 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Nico A., Thalia G.
The Lost Souls of Paris by Caelia di Mekio reviews
Éponine and Enjolras find themselves trapped under a bridge in a rainstorm: a bridge where an infant Erik has been left to die. Both of them find themselves drawn to the hideous child, and a pact is formed to take care of the boy. But as the revolution draws closer, they find the thin threads of the family they've only just begun to form breaking apart.
Crossover - Phantom of the Opera & Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,838 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Erik, Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Help Me, Mr Batman by ICan IWill reviews
Bruce gets a wake up call when Alfred signs him up for foster care. Now Bruce must take care of a teenage girl named Kayne, while still saving the day as Batman. Problem is Kayne has alot of bloody secrets. Her dark past clearly shows on her ugly skin. Those scars are the very thing that catches the Joker's eye. Can Batman save her or will Kayne just have to save herself?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Death's Dare by greenconverses reviews
After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who best to fill that position than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they're not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings. Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,913 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Rachel D., Nico A.
Terrible by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Nico di Angelo and Thalia Grace have hated each other for years. They can barely stand to be in the same room with each other. Then they get assigned a project for Health class and things get...complicated. High School AU, Thalico, Percabeth, rated for swearing and sexual themes, nothing explicit.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Max Lightwood: The Days That Never Came by MaddiD3 reviews
*City of Glass SPOILERS* Alec writes a letter to Max, as a way to let out his sorrow and feelings about losing his little brother, who never got to grow up. Based on The Mortal Instruments: City of Glass by Cassandra Clare.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Max L., Jace W. - Complete
Incredibly Close by sparki111 reviews
Very little did Thomas Barrow know of kindness. But, whatever it was that he did, it was given to him by Lady Sybil. So perhaps he, in turn, could spare that little for her daughter.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,317 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Thomas, Sybbie B.
Social Standing by sponsormusings reviews
In a time when your social standing can dictate who you should love, a housemaid and the son of a Duke can't help but be drawn to each other. An Everlark AU, set in England in the 1880s.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,988 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
A Song Without Words by Well.EveryOtherPenNameIsTaken reviews
This is the story of a girl who fell in love with music of the night. Or was it a boy who played it?
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,821 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
The Wedding Of Weddings by WhenTheThunderRumbles reviews
Malec's wedding ! Basically it is what it says! :D Please review and enjoy x !
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B., Isabelle L., Jace W.
Fate's Death by HopelessOwls reviews
A goddess has been kidnapped and Nico di Angelo and Rachel Elizabeth Dare are on a quest to go find her, along with a new friend. But if rescuing a goddess wasn't hard enough, Nico and Rachel have to deal with their feelings for each other along the way... Rated M just in case. Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,146 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Nico A., Rachel D.
As Joffrey So Wishes by kingjoffrey reviews
After Joffrey and Margaery get engaged, Sansa thinks she is free to go, but Joffrey has other things in store for our little bird. There wil be adult content in later chapters.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,385 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Joffrey B., Sansa S.
Dust To Dust by WhenTheThunderRumbles reviews
Some short stories about the events from when Isabelle found Max and Max's funeral. please please review it means a lot when people do. Chapter 3 - We'll find him Now Up
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Isabelle L., Alec L., Max L., Maryse L.
One More Miracle by kittykat2015 reviews
Eight months after Jack's death, Ennis is struggling to go on. As he reaches the end of his own life, he finds that he doesn't have to face it alone.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Complete
Death Princess by TheStoryChoosesTheWriter reviews
Daughter of Hades, Layla Harris arrives at camp half blood after a dark and horrible childhood. Things start to look up when she becomes best friends with Leo and meets her brother, Nico. But will that happiness last after she meets her father and learns of his plans for her. Starring Nico, Leo, Piper, Jason and Thalia. Percy and Annabeth make appearances.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,596 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Nico A., Thalia G., Leo V., OC - Complete
Wake Up by Queen Wicked reviews
When Alec's 21st birthday rolls around, it's supposed to go excellent, right? Not when Jace, Isabelle, and Magnus are involved it isn't.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,826 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The Cat and the Crane by girlwiththedragontatooine reviews
In which Selina Kyle and Dr. Crane cross paths, and seduction is attempted. Both see romance as nothing but a chance for manipulation, but can they change their ways? Let's find out.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Selina K./Catwoman, J. Crane
Before The Madness by LittlebittyyPrincesskiller reviews
Hope Miller lived a quiet life in Gotham. For 16 years she was a nobody, passing unnoticed through the school hallways. That was until a new kid by the name of Jack Napier came into the picture. He was different, that was obvious. Jack was the first person to take an interest in a girl like her. Will they connect? And is she the reason behind all the madness to come? Pre-Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,341 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Joker
Hermione's Recovery by GrangerGirl14 reviews
"How did you get into my vault!" she asked again loudly in Hermione's ear. "I didn't I swear" Hermione sobbed trying to move herself away from the mad woman standing in front of her. - this is about Hermione's recovery after Bellatrix Lestrange tortures her in Malfoy manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Hermione G., Fleur D., Luna L., Fred W.
Hopeless Wanderer by Calla Mae reviews
What would happen if Gandalf requested a fifteenth member, one who was not quite what she seemed? Would her secret be discovered, would they abandon her when they found out? And what would happen if a certain elf managed to get his hands on her? Eventual Legolas x OC with a bit of Thorin thrown in.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Legolas G., Thorin - Complete
Master of the House by WonderfulCaricature reviews
"I put on one of Grantaire's ridiculous outfits and stuffed my hair into my hat before setting out to explore...sure, they were holding me 'captive', but they didn't really expect me to stay in while everyone else was out, did they?" E/E
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,466 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Enjolras, Eponine
Young Hearts by Le Hiddleslover reviews
What would you do if you met someone form the past? From 1914! Rosa loves history, it's her passion; she loves to learn things about the past but what she never expected to learn about was a handsome cavalry officer from the first world war. Rated T just incase. Capt. NichollsxOC
War Horse - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 46,670 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Capt. Nicholls - Complete
An even darker knight by sevenofmine reviews
My orginal idea was to create a Crane based FanFiction but as there wasn't any hot girl in the movie I had to bring in a new character to pair him with. And she is the reason why Batman has it more difficult than in the movie to save Gotham city
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 2/16/2012 - J. Crane - Complete
The Highwayman by RavenTempestShadowhunter reviews
Based on the poem The Highwayman by Alfred Noyes, Nico is a highwayman (he stops people on the road and robs them) and Thalia is the girl he's in love with. But Luke, the stable hand at Thalia's father's inn, is jealous and tells the redcoats where Nico is. Set in 1700s England. AU oneshot, Thalico, Thuke (one-sided). Rated for character death (sort of, read it to understand).
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.] Luke C. - Complete
Monster you made me by Mizz-Katy93 reviews
Katy was in a 5 year relationship with Jack. Fast forward 3 year's and now she is married to Mitch. What happen's when Gotham City get's taken over by a crazed man who look's oh so familiar to her? Read and find out! :) Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,246 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Joker - Complete
Bonding Time by PureRain-Lily reviews
Series of one-shots about Alec and Max. Short, cute stories. Will continue with reviews :)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Alec L., Max L.
Til The Shadows Veil Their Sighs by GreenNGold19 reviews
He survived the Great War but Captain James Nicholls has little to come home to. In an attempt to find purpose again he visits the young man whose horse he rode into battle nearly four years ago. Will his search end at the Narracott farm or will the captain be forced to look elsewhere? AU. Movie-based.
War Horse - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Capt. Nicholls
Mischief & Mind Games by Letliveagain reviews
What happens if Darcy stands up to Loki when The Destroyer 'kills' Thor, when S.H.I.E.L.D capture Loki and is soon sent to Asgard, his punishment is to return to Earth for one year, being stuck with Thor, his lover and the incredibly annoying Darcy. He is supposed to hate her, but he's not the only one who likes to play mind games, why is this human always in his head? lokixdarcy
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,104 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Loki, Darcy L.
Promises Unkept by Rose Mello reviews
Movie-Verse After 'The Amazing Spiderman' As Peter admits his love for Gwen, their lives take an entirely twisted turn. As they deal with love and hardship, a new enemy arises as Peter realises someone- someone dangerous- is out for his blood. Murder, kidnapping, hurt, love, friendship and tragedy is woven into the web. Can Spiderman save the day again?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,801 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.
The Danger of Lies by Gemmi92 reviews
"I told you to stay away from him. He is dangerous, Isabella. Has he not proved that?" she asked her daughter who shook her head adamantly, refusing to listen to her mother's words. "He is not what you say he is. He is simply misunderstood. There is good in him. I know it and I trust him." Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 155,215 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Loki - Complete
This Would Be Paradise by theartistprince reviews
Enjolras couldn't let Eponine do Marius's bidding, at least not while the Revolution plagued the streets of Paris, but she certainly wasn't fit for the battlefield. Still, they needed all the help they could get. How one decision would alter the path of history and stop one group from being forgotten. E/E.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,213 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine
Vivisection by Doctor Harley Quinn reviews
Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Part One of the Pastimes Series]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,926 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
All I Want Is Freedom by letthesongtakeflight reviews
Christine returns to Erik the night before her wedding, hoping to gain closure and finally be free of him. Erik realizes that he doesn't have the strength to let her go, and she realizes that if freedom means living without him, she would rather be his prisoner. Set from the events of "Beneath A Moonless Sky" in Love Never Dies, but will not be an alternate LND story.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,349 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Erik, Christine] - Complete
The Infection Which Poisons Our Love by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
Erik is left alone and hurting over the pain Christine has caused. From that single kiss, Erik is reborn, but the rebirth is not what others would have expected. The world hated Erik, and so he hated back. With a new life in America and a new job, Erik's cold heart still prevails, even when a familar angel re-enters his life. Sometimes, love is not always forever. E/C Pairing.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 157,958 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Thalia Grace & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief by advictorem reviews
Rather than turned into a pine tree, Thalia is saved by Zeus and lives in an apartment in Brooklyn. But when none other than Percy Jackson steals her father's master bolt, she is ordered to keep an eye on the boy and retrieve the stolen weapon in time for the Solstice. Perlia. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,898 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - [Percy J., Thalia G.] - Complete
New Moon Gone Wrong by mollie96 reviews
What if Bella got pregnant in New Moon? What if Jacob phased at the beginning of New Moon and imprinted on Bella after Edward Left?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,977 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Bella, Jacob
A Revolutionary and a Bourgoise by Teamo-Seto reviews
Drabbles about my favourite crack pairing: Cosette and Enjolras. Ideas accepted. Enjoy!
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,593 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Cosette, Enjolras
You Alone Can Make My Song Take Flight by FunkyBubble14 reviews
Just my version of what I think should have happened during the Final Lair scene. One-shot. E/C as usual, musical based.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Track Down this Murderer by Eriksangelofmusic4ever reviews
"Remember, when the time comes, shoot. Only if you have to - but shoot to kill." This was the plan Christine knew about, but what she didn't know was that Raoul had another. Will she stay faithful? E/C as always. Will eventually be an alternate LND story.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 175,904 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Passion for Patria by DonJuana19 reviews
Enjolras's mind is far from anything other than strategies and barricades. But when he meets a young revolutionary with as much spirit and desire for change as he, will leaders clash or rebels unite? Or perhaps Fate has something different planned...
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,140 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Enjolras
Help Me Say Goodbye by Sparks reviews
Christine goes to her father's grave to find resolution, and finds instead a Ghost. Without Raoul to protect her, she cannot escape him, and the course of their lives is irrevocably altered.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 90,268 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Name Day by Silver Spider reviews
Even gods have birthdays - or several if you're Loki. Some just don't know which to celebrate... or when. A Journey into Mystery fic. 2/2 COMPLETE
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Loki - Complete
Frozen by RavenclawGirl29 reviews
Rose and The Doctor land in the boiler room of a ship and decide to take a look around, not knowing it's the most ironic ship of all time. Now they must team up with members of the ship to try to survive
Crossover - Doctor Who & Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Rose T., Rose D. - Complete
Eternal Winter by Lanthieriel reviews
A new face has comes to Court. She is a mysterious woman named Olivia DeWinter. She is beautiful, kind, more alive than anyone, and has caught the eye of Charles Brandon; however she has a dark secret that could send them both to the executioner.
Tudors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,753 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Charles Brandon - Complete
Forty Days and Forty Nights by WolfHands reviews
Kat and Patrick are fine until Kat receives devestating news; cancer. How do they cope when she only has forty more days to live. Hearts break and tensions rise. Please enjoy.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,195 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010
Sadalsuud by Enchantable reviews
Moviefic! The day before his wedding to Tamina, Dastan finally tells her the truth about what transpired between them in the alternate time.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 154,329 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
Searching for Ogygia by mishalina reviews
Nico is washed up on Ogygia and he falls in love with Calypso, but then he wakes up. Was it all a dream? He HAS to find out. He searches for years, wondering if he'll ever see her again... Nilypso
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Nico A., Calypso - Complete
It's Just A Game by srh420cky reviews
Set after the Dark Knight. Rachel survived and finds herself drawn to the Joker's twisted charm. Bruce is living a lie about what really happened to Harvey. The Joker can't seem to get enough of Rachel's beauty. Will opposits attract? Rachel/Joker UPDATED
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 194,505 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Joker, Rachel D.
Eye Candy by Joker-is-sexy reviews
A much darker and twisted Joker/OC story. This is not the cliche, Joker takes hostage and she falls for him within a day story. Insanity doesn't happen overnight. Insanity is a process.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 380,149 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - J. Gordon, Joker, OC - Complete
Even in Death by with no handlebars reviews
If she could not tell him while he was alive, she would tell him while he died. Harley/Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Just a Glimpse by lili44 reviews
Ever wondered how Will and Djaq fell for each other? This fluffy fic explores the feelings for the gangs youngest members and how true love can be found in the simplest of things.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,684 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Will S., Djaq - Complete
Once, When You Were Mine by tvdunlop reviews
As Alma struggles to build her new life, she realizes she hasn't gotten over Ennis. As they reconnect she realizes she didn't really know him. Can they help each other move on? Ennis decides to let Jr. into the imtimate world he shared with Jack. 13 up!
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 1/10/2006
A White Mask by Csillan.Rose reviews
COMPLETE! What would have happened if Raoul had never existed? A retelling of The Phantom of the Opera...without Raoul. Note: this isn't a 'no plot' telling. There are many problems to overcome. Please read. EC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 63,642 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Erik, Christine - Complete
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Khal Lei reviews
When Daenerys is "merciful" to her brother, how will he survive in Essos with no title, no army, no allies, and no sweet sister. Can he ever win the Iron Throne back from the Baratheons alone? (Sometimes merges books and TV, please read and review *even though I suck at summaries* :D)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Viserys T., Arianne M., Varys
The Drowning Lawyer reviews
The Joker once again resides in Arkham Asylum, but this time it's different. A new nurse is assigned to 'cure' him, but even she holds a dark secret of her own. Featuring Harlequin in later chapters. Set just after Dark Knight. Chapter 19 up! Plz review, it means a lot! Currently post-poned.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,003 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Joker, OC
The Eyes of the Lion reviews
What if Joffrey had denied Margaery's proposal? Where would that leave Sansa? How would the Tyrells react to the refusal? Caught once again in the clutches of the court, and the war around her growing with every day, how will the young wolf cope? Plz R&R. This is not a happy fic.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Sansa S., Joffrey B.] Margaery T., Tyrion L.
Beneath a Blood Red Sky reviews
Fili's thoughts during the Battle of 5 Armies. My attempts to write a happy fanfic has failed.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Fili, Kili, Dis - Complete
Experiment reviews
I didn't know why I was there. I wasn't insane, was I? Well if I wasn't then, I am now. Thanks to the Scarecrow. Plz Review! Probably one-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2013 - J. Crane, OC - Complete