ImaginaryLondoner
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Joined 08-20-12, id: 4211062, Profile Updated: 12-30-12
Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Super Sentai, Breaking Bad, A song of Ice and Fire, Twilight, Charles Dickens, Pokémon, My Little Pony, and Harry Potter.

I just like writing and making people laugh. If you think my stories are funny, please review them so I can feel good about myself! Or if you think my writing sucks, tell me why so I can get better.

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Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 7903 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Daddy, Are You a Vampire? by Sweet-KRAZY.03 reviews
AU Anakin tells Luke and Leia about his 'little secret.'
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,657 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
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Sydney Carton's Belgian Adventure reviews
AU where Charles makes a wrong turn on his way to Paris and ends up in Belgium. Sydney goes to save him and learns about Belgian beer (and himself) in the process.
Charles Dickens - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Sydney C. - Complete
Adventure at Sparkling Bar reviews
A new pony comes to town and opens a bar. The ponies get drunk for the first time and learn lessons about friendship and how to drink responsibly.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Los Pollos Hermanos reviews
AU crack where Gus's only job is to run the best chicken restaurant in New Mexico, Jesse is a talented chicken chef with big dreams, Walter wants to destroy Gus's business so he can open his own chicken restaurant, and Mike gives the best hugs.
Breaking Bad - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter: Pokémon Master reviews
Harry Potter goes to Hogwarts to become a Pokémon Master, but Team Rocket wants to use dark magic to steal Dumbledore's legendary Pokémon!
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - James/Kojirō, Harry P.
A Tale of Two Lovers reviews
Before his execution, Charles Darnay reflects on his forbidden love for Sydney Carton. Both of them pretended to love Lucie so they could be closer to each other, but neither knew of the other's feelings until it was too late.
Charles Dickens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Complete
Renesmee's Special Needs reviews
After the events in Breaking Dawn, Bella realizes her daughter has a special problem. Warning: bashes Twilight characters and Stephenie Meyer's misunderstanding of biology.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Song of Tears and Wine reviews
Ned reflects on his hidden feelings for Robert and the secret of Jon Snow's parentage.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Eddard S./Ned, Robert B. - Complete
The Bacon of Rio & Mele reviews
AU crack where Rio is married to Mele, works at Starbucks, and is addicted to bacon. Rio wants to make the world's best coffee, but first he must resolve his marital problems with Mele, realize his feelings for Jan, and defeat his boss Master Shafu. References Gekiranger, but you don't necessarily need to watch the show to read this.
Super Sentai - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,609 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Rio, Mele - Complete
Grief and Regret reviews
James Gordon learns the truth about what happened to Batman at the end of The Dark Knight Rises. Implied relationship between Gordon and Alfred.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2012 - J. Gordon, Alfred P. - Complete
The Misadventures of Merry and Pippin reviews
The unpleasant story of what really happened when Merry and Pippin were with the Uruk-hai. Hinted Merry/Pippin romance. TW for rape.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete