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Hey guys, I honestly don't know what to say...*shrugs sheepishly*

I'm from the south and I have 3 sisters. My older sister is actually my half-sister and she has a little-known disease called Freidrich's Ataxia (I think that's how it's spelled), which means that eventually she'll be forced to use a wheelchair. If you know anybody with the same disease, I would love to get in contact with you.

I love to read(duh) and I rarely watch TV. I haven't quite worked up the courage to write anything yet, but I have tons of ideas. If you're in the slumps and have writer's block, PM me and I'll try to come up with something to get your creative juices flowing.

To readers without accounts: The main reason I first set up my account was so that I could contact other FF readers and the only problem I've had was that I couldn't contact reviewers who don't have accounts. So, if you want to get in touch with me outside of reviews or PMs, you can email me at paisley15@hushmail.com. Don't be shy! :)

Gender: Female

Age: not old enough to be reading what I'm reading

Name: It is typically seen in older literature. That's as much as I'm willing to say.

Avengers Fandom: I like any kind of Tony!Bamf story as long as there's not too many spelling and grammar mistakes because those irritate me like you wouldn't believe. Tony Stark is made of iron, ingenuity, sarcasm,a boatload of daddy issues, and sheer awesomeness. Nobody will ever match him mentally, and, just in case you were wondering, he can totally fight outside the suit. Tony Stark does not yell and bluff, he smiles razorsharp and calmly destroys your credit scores, retirement plans, and, well, your life. He also speaks more languages than the entirety of SHIELD combined. Yup. Pepper is either his surrogate sister whom he adores and tells everything too, or she's his girlfriend who doesn't slap him for doing what he needed to do. Sorry people, I'm just not a big fan of the boyfriend being terrified of his girlfriend thing. Nervous? Sure, but how do you retain a relationship with someone who doesn't let you speak their mind, or whose opinion, ultimately, doesn't matter cause you're just gonna shoot them down when they say something you don't like. Pet peeve- sorry if I stepped on some toes.

Ranger's Apprentice Fandom: The Ranger's Apprentice series is my all time favorite book series. Unfortunately, I really don't like RA fannon, which is just cruel fate. I can not stand Alyss, Cassandra, or Lady Pauline. I'm sorry, but I can't. I was tolerating Cassandra until she threatened to have Halt flogged. Let me get one thing straight. Halt is worth 10 of you princess! I don't care what he said or how loud he yelled at you. He is your friend and the only reason you're still alive. She had an excuse for acting like a brat in the 4th book. She was, what 16, 17? Now she is a grown woman acting like a toddler. Alyss wasn't that much better. She should have trusted Will. I currently have 3 different AUs going on inside my head concerning a Bamf!Will. At least 2 of them concern time travel. I might write them up, you know, eventually.

Sherlock Fandom: I'll tell you what. As soon as I watch more than 2 episodes, maybe see any of the movies, and crack down on the book series I've got stuffed in my closet, I'll tell you what I think.

My thoughts are rather disorganised and my writing reflects that. I also ramble. (Reeeaaaaaalllllyyyy?)


Okay! Time for my favorite quotes/scenes from fics! I have a list of funny quotes but it's HUGE so I'm not going to include it. If you want to read it though, PM me and I can send it to you.

P.S. They're in alphabetical order according to fandom. Also, when I use a line to seperate something but don't write in the fic and author, then the next scene is of the the same fic and chapter.

Avengers (movie)

"The piglet Tony, where is it?" Steve asked, his arms folded over his chest.

"I dunno." Tony said, scrubbing a hand over his face and praying the phantom taste of pork ribs in his mouth didn't mean what he thought it meant. "God I hope we didn't eat it." (Headaches and Hedonism by loyallokigirl)


"You know me, Cap. Can't help but show off. This was my handiwork, by the way, so I think I deserve at least ninety seven percent of the credit. Natasha gets the rest for the dick-underline." (Tony)

"Then why aren't her initials on there too?" (Bruce)

"Um, because I'm the one with the sharpie? Duh." (Tony)


"Uh, not to put unnecessary strain on little miss here, but we should probably get going. Y'know, faster. Slow and steady wins the race, but you know what? I had turtle soup last week, and let me tell you, that little dead turtle spirit was probably kicking itself all the way to little turtle heaven. Or little turtle hell."

The shaking becomes more pronounced. Tony, naturally, panics.

"Uh. I'm sure the turtle was killed very humanely. Or maybe not? I think they boil them alive or something; or is that crab?" Oh Christ. This wasn't as bad as it looked, right? Bruce was over there, shuffling along with that sort of half smile on his face, so it couldn't be that bad, right? Right? "Look, Jesus, can you just get her—"

"Dicks," the shaking girl whispered brokenly. Tony paused.

"…Pardon?"

"Dicks!" She wailed, fisting her hands in the shirt of the woman holding her. "Dicks were on his face! Oh god!"

Even Bruce looked stunned at this, so Tony felt it justified to gape. "You…"

It clicked.

"You saw Loki?"

The woman, who looked near faint with terror just a few moments ago, now looked ready to step up and scold the Hulk. "You saw Loki?" She shrieked, dropping her arms. The girl stumbled.

"There were dicks on his eyelids." Tears, literal actual fucking tears Tony already knew he was going to love this girl, were streaming down her face. Her cheeks were trembling, but her fiercely huge grin didn't waiver for a moment.

"I like you," Tony decides on the spot. (different scenes of the first chapter of No Good Comes From by Bleeding Jazz Gums. Dudes hilarious; check her out. BTW The girl was Darcy Lewis.)


"Jesus Christ!" He shouted, one hand pressing hard against the arc reactor whirring in overtime while he whirled to face Clint. "Can't you make some kind of noise? Anything? No? Fine, fuck you, I'll have JARVIS moo when you come into the room." (Tony)

"I must protest most vehemently, Sir." (Jarvis)

(chapter 2 of No Good Comes From by Bleeding Jazz Gums)


"Why have I just been informed that two of my responsibilities were sword fighting down a toy isle with lightsabers?" (Coulson)

"That was from our battle! Tony and I engaged in battle with these lightsabers before we ventured toward the shoe store." (Thor)

"What could have possibly led you to believe that sword fighting with Star Wars props was a good idea?" (Coulson)

"What could have led us to believe it wasn't a good idea?" (Tony)

(chapter 3 of Avengers' Tower by steve-capsicle-rogers)


"What did I do to deserve this?" he asked aloud and heard Peter open the next door. "I fucking hate needles. I just know they're going to stick me. That's what these people do. They torture innocent, injured billionaires and stick them full of needles!"

"You're being overly dramatic, Tony." Steve sighed as he carefully placed the other man down and then used a hand to keep him in place. The medical staff in the room watched Tony Stark wearily. Steve didn't blame them. The last time when Tony had been brought in unconscious he'd jerked awake when they'd been taking blood and had proceeded to flip out on them. Many things were destroyed in the aftermath and a few people might have been sobbing. Steve tried not to think about it.

It took five minutes before one of the nurses had a needle. Tony flinched, but locked his jaw. By the time a third needle was coming in his direction, "I'M NOT A FUCKING PINCUSHION!" Steve was then forced to help restrain Tony so the other man wouldn't hurt himself further. Peter watched on in muted horror.

(chapter 6 of Avengers Tower by steve-capsicle-rogers)


"You're getting your own damn cereal, Barton. I'll not have you raiding my stash!" Tony glared at him sideways as they went down the aisles. "And this list is ridiculous! Ten boxes of Poptarts? Seriously?"

"You've gone grocery shopping for the Tower before, Stark. I know you have."

"It's called ordering everything to have it delivered, duh."

"You've been cheating this whole time!" Clint stared at him, "So not fair."

"Once. I went once and dragged Happy with me. Neither of us wanted a repeat. It was better for all involved."

"I call bullshit. There is no way it was that traumatic."

A raised eyebrow was the only response he received as Tony began to knock boxes of Poptarts into the cart before they began moving toward the next item. Everything was going fine. They had gotten everything except all of the refrigerator and freezer items. Happy had been more than happy, Tony snickered at that, to pack everything into the car. "Eggs…we need a fuckton of eggs." Clint muttered to himself.

"You're an egg." A chuckle escaped Tony's mouth when the three year old next to him started laughing at Clint who was staring at Tony with his eye twitching.

"An egg." The little boy giggled and Tony grinned as the mother of the little boy began to push the cart away from them.

"Oh really?" there was something in that voice that should have sent warning bells of in Tony Stark's head, but he'd been in the store for hours. He turned around and took an egg to the chest. Staring down he watched as the yolk made its descent towards the ground leaving a trail behind.

"No fucking way, Barton!" he reached over pulling open one of the containers before throwing it at Clint who dodged, but Tony was prepared as he began throwing them as best as he could with one arm and stitches. Clint was laughing until one hit his head and Tony choked on his own laugh as his eyes widened in slight horror. "Oh my God! I was not aiming—" an egg hit him right where the Arc Reactor was and exploded getting all over his face. "Fuck."

Thus began the Battle of the Grocery Store. There were many casualties.


Instead of calling the police the manager called the Stark Industries CEO. And said CEO was not happy to be called about Tony Stark having a food fight in a grocery store. No she really was not. Pepper Potts found Tony Stark hiding behind a shelf with two eggs in his hand; he was covered in egg, cereal, flour and what appeared to be rice. At least she hoped it was.

"What. Are. You. DOING?" her voice boomed and caused a strangled yell to escape Tony's mouth as he spun around almost losing his footing.

"Pepper?" he gulped because the look on her face did not bode well for him. "What brings you to…here?" Tony tried for charming because Pepper was in scary mode. It failed horribly.

"You are still recovering from severe injuries! And you're in a grocery store Tony! What were you thinking?"

Wildly Tony flung his good arm out to point in Clint's basic direction accidently letting go of the eggs which hit a wall. "Oops. Clint started it! I was merely defending myself." He fought back a wince because that had hurt…badly. A stitch or two might have been pulled, but he wouldn't say a word.

"You were not near this bad as a child Tony! Honestly who has a food fight in a grocery store? I've already called someone to come clean this up and have written out a check for the manager to cover any possible damage. Have you gotten everything you needed before this started?" her eye was not twitching, nope, Tony would not acknowledge that. "CLINT!" her voice reverberated down the aisle. The archer slowly slunk around the corner holding onto an open box of rice with a slightly sheepish expression.

"Hello Pepper."

"It won't work." Tony muttered under his breath, but stopped when those eyes snapped back to him.

"Don't 'Hello Pepper' me! Did you throw the first thing?" she demanded tapping her foot.

"Maybe?"

"That would be a yes." Tony piped up before shrinking slightly under her glare. "I'm injured." It was said pitifully as he tried to give her puppy dog eyes.

(chapter 9 of Avengers' tower by steve-capsicle-rogers)


"I'M FREE!" it rang out through SHIELD Medical which Tony had freely walked into because that damn cast would be coming off. And because Steve wouldn't let him take a saw to it himself. Or let Dummy. Or Clint. Or Natasha. All of the saws disappeared over night after Tony had tried to make his case. You'll only injure yourself further had been the only verbal response. Tony dropped the remains of his cast onto the floor and stomped on them childishly before grinning widely. "Now I need to seriously scrub my arm because EW."

The SHIELD nurse was staring at Tony in mild horror, "You just stomped on it…" Tony wondered if she was new; he hadn't seen her before in all the forced trips he'd made to Medical.

"Only because they wouldn't let me bring in the blowtorch." It was reasonable. If he couldn't have fire why not physically stomp that damn thing into the ground? Tony Stark believed it was a compromise. The cast hadn't been turned to ashes…yet. He eyed its remains and thought maybe he could destroy it in his workshop?

Steve carefully wrapped an arm around Tony and steered him towards the exit, "Thank you for removing his cast." He grinned at her and shut the door behind them. "Fire? Really?"

"A repulsor glove seemed too extreme."

(chapter 10 of Avengers' Tower by steve-capsicle-rogers)


"So who is up for some pasta? There is an amazing place about four blocks that way." Tony pointed down the street with a hopeful expression on his face. "Come on. Save the world and have a breadstick! It could be a motto or something. And those salads, pastas, raviolis…" he trailed off slightly when he noticed the amused looks. "What?" it came out defensive, "Food is good."

(chapter 12 of Avengers' Tower by steve-capsicle-rogers)


"Why?" Tony hit his knees, voice raised dramatically in an obviously horrified tone. His arms were raised towards the sky as an agonized expression twisted his handsome features. "Why God? Why?" a moan of despair followed as Steve pinched the bridge of his nose with his eyes closed in exasperation. He hadn't even had the chance to change out of his jogging clothes before he'd stumbled upon the scene in the kitchen; which had mostly been Clint raiding Tony's hidden cereal stash. It had been in the middle of cooking that Tony had seen the evidence. Now the spoon was halfway to Clint's mouth, but now was frozen as he stared down at Stark from his perch on the counter. An empty box of cereal lay on its side next to him. Suddenly Tony's hand snapped forward to lock onto Clint's ankle. "WHY?!" the pitch rose further in absolute distress.

"What the fuck?" Clint continued to stare down at Tony whose hair was sticking up in all directions; Zeus was batting at his left foot and Natasha was standing behind him with an expression of amusement. She tugged on Tony's hair to get him to tilt his head back in order to look at her.

"Tony." There was a warning note in her voice even as her lips quirked into a smile. "Would you like some French toast with powdered sugar?" Tony nodded silently as Clint gawked at her aghast.

"I want some!" he whined.

"Then you should not have eaten the last of Tony's cereal." Bruce snickered from his spot at the island. "Now go drink your coffee." The second sentence was directed at Tony as she released his hair watching as he stood up as though nothing had happened.


"Peter. As you have pointed out I am the adult here and as a responsible adult I cannot in good conscience leave this poor animal behind." (Steve)

"That is why they created shelters." Now a smirk pulled at Peter's lips. "I can do this all day long." (Peter)

(chapter 13 of Avengers' Tower by steve-capsicle-rogers- that whole fic is freakin' amazing. Read it.)


"I WON!" Steve was beaming as he pumped his fist into the air while Tony scowled over at him. His arms crossed as his face pulled into a pout.

"Cheater." He muttered even as the supersoldier pulled him close and kissed him. It was hard to complain when every time Steve won he felt the need to kiss him. It was like he was rewarding Tony for losing. So not fair.

"All is far in Mario Kart."


"Do you think someone would be upset if I stabbed that guy over there? You know…the sexist asshole who kept staring at my chest earlier?" (Natasha)

"Him? I'll distract everyone. Do you need a weapon or something?" (Tony)

"I knew I liked you for a reason." (Natasha)

(chapter 15 of Avengers' Tower by steve-capsicle-rogers)


"What the fuck guys?! Why are we always getting with the weirdest fucking villains? Why can't the X-Men or Fantastic Four get these guys? Seriously? Xavier could just mind-wipe or whatever the fuck it is he does and then BOOM. No weirdass creations to cause mass destruction for the Avengers to clean up! Foolproof plan! Who has old Charlie boy's number?" (Clint)


"ARE YOU ALMOST DONE BITCHING EACH OTHER OUT YET? I WANT FOOD!" (Clint)

"YOU'RE BUYING BARTON!" (Tony)

"FUCK YOU! YOU'RE A BILLIONIARE!" (Clint)


"What's for breakfast? This horribly depressing atmosphere needs food. And way to go Stark on the total destruction of various parts of the Tower. I'm impressed." (Clint)


"What have I told you about the art of eavesdropping? You don't let people know you're listening into them!" (Clint)


"I'm a paradigm of manners! I'm amazingly perfect and an exceptional role model!" Clint pointed a finger accusingly at Steve. "You sir are a horrible role model! Barely swearing, eating all of our food, making out with this poor young man's dad in front of him, bringing home a puppy because he didn't have a home and throwing a giant Frisbee type weapon at poor defenseless villains! What is wrong with you? The outrage! The horror…oh the humanity! My soul aches with the burden of knowing about these heinous crimes and being able to do nothing to stop them!" (Clint)


"FRIENDS! I wish to partake in our morning ritual of Poptarts!" (Thor)

(chapter 16 of Avengers' Tower by steve-capsicle-rogers)


"Who is the messiest?" (little girl named Anne)

Peter paused and honestly considered it, "The messiest? Probably Clint. Hawkeye?" he specified as he knew most of the children knew the Avengers by their superhero identities. "My dad is probably a close second or tied with Thor. I'd have to look at their spaces again to decide. Though Thor eats the most followed by Captain America."

"Are you telling lies to that adorable little girl?" Tony was giving him a look of mock horror from his spot surrounded by children. "My own son! Captain! Here is your chance to defend my honor. You were hired for this, remember?"

"You have honor, sir?" Happy inquired with a small grin and it earned a chuckle from Steve as well as many of the surrounding people.

A decidedly wounded expression stole of Tony's face as he made his eyes go wide before turning to the assembled children around him. "Will any of you protect me? Avenge me?"

Little voices grew in strength as exclamations of support rose up. The group of children moved as a tiny mob towards Peter who was trying not to laugh. Carefully he sat Anne down before they reached him if only to make sure nothing happened to her. They mobbed him; little hands grasping and Peter allowed himself to sink to the floor so as to not hurt them. Tiny fingers ghosted across his side and a short giggle escaped. It was like blood in the water because soon several others were tickling him and Peter was squirming, laughing, gasping and trying to wriggle away. Tears started to fill his eyes from the laughter and he was joined by a chorus of children's laughter. The tiny army had taken Tony's words to heart and were easily overwhelming the teenager with what appeared to be a tickle attack.

Over the laughter he could hear his dad boast, "And Loki said he had an army! His army has nothing on mine."


Almost two hours later the three of them were standing in front of Coulson, still in their uniforms, who was staring at them with the most unimpressed look in the entire world. "I have had Director Fury yelling in my ear for the past thirty minutes about three of 'my' Avengers terrorizing the Principal of a local High School and several students. Do you have anything to say for yourselves?"

"Besides why you didn't bring me?!" Clint scowled at them from the couch, arms crossed over his chest not moving his eyes from the guilty members of his team.

Peter was just standing there staring at them in horror, the same expression he'd had on his face when the call had come in for Coulson and the other man had informed him of the incident at his school. "Why would you do that?"

Thor turned to look at Peter, "I do not stand aside idly while my friends are attacked." He was painfully sincere as he looked at Peter. "You and your character were assaulted; instead of providing justice against your attackers you were punished. It was not right."

Seeing no help from there Peter turned to Steve, "And your excuse?" his foot tapped on the floor because really Steve was supposed to be level headed.

"I don't like bullies." It was simple.

Natasha wasn't even going to wait for the question, "I like you." It was the only explanation needed from her. Peter knew how Natasha was when she actually liked you. "I didn't like them." Was the lovely follow up.

"No one fucks with my son and gets away with it." Tony spoke from the door way and that summed the whole thing up quite nicely, "Tell Fury he can kiss my ass because I asked them to go. Peter made me promise not to go to his school otherwise you'd have heard about Iron Man visiting a school today. There might have been blasts I'm not sure."

"Thor destroyed the Principal's office with Mjölnir." Coulson was still speaking calmly.

"That man was not reasonable." Thor pouted slightly, his hammer rested on his belt as he crossed his arms clearly unrepentant. "Had the man not laughed at me I would not have been forced to retaliate."

"And the two young men who pissed themselves and passed out?" Coulson's eyes were already moving towards the culprit.

"I regret nothing." Natasha grinned at Clint who winked, but Peter was quite sure the archer was still annoyed at not being there for the show. There might have been arrows in the story otherwise.

"What about the broken phones and cameras?" now there was a slight strain to his voice at the question.

Steve blinked; eyes big and blue. "Tony only said the device would prevent anything incriminating from being recorded. I did not know it would destroy all the technology in the basic area!"

Peter was just staring at them trying to wrap his mind around the picture that was being painted before turning to Tony who looked far too smug for the destruction he'd caused. "Can I transfer schools? Please?" it was pleading and he didn't care. There was no way he could go back there. It just wasn't possible.

"Steve punched the Principal." Natasha answered calmly as Coulson's eye started to twitch, but Peter knew he wouldn't say anything to Steve or at least wouldn't be as hard on him as he would have been had it been Tony.

"Why?" Clint was completely curious and leaning forward as if that would allow him to get a better view of the possible carnage. Steve punching someone was slightly out of character; there needed to be a very good reason.

"The Principal made a negative comment about Peter. I'll not repeat it." the chin tilted stubbornly even as a slight blush formed on his cheeks.

"Steve did not take that well." Natasha was smirking now. "He really did not take that well at all."

Tony jerked Steve down into a kiss, "You punched the Principal of Peter's school? You are without a doubt my hero for that! Oh to have been there to witness it…" there was a wistful note to Tony's voice.

"Stark. That is not what is needed here. You three caused destruction to a government run institution, traumatized several teenagers and assaulted a man. This I'm more than sure has cancelled out the positive PR that your attendance at the children's event created. Stark the whole incident is your fault!"

"So…about transferring to a new school?" Peter was staring at Tony with pleading eyes and Tony found himself grinning. The fury from before was obviously lessoned because something had been done about the injustice.

"Sure. We'll put you in a school that will appreciate someone of your intelligence. There are several options and we can take the weekend to go over them. I say this moment in history, Steve punching Peter's Principal, deserves something…Who wants some Shawarma? I could go for some Shawarma!"

(chapter 17 of Avengers' Tower by steve-capsicle-rogers)


"Natasha and I can't move or Tony might hurt himself more," added Bruce. "Clint, you got anything that can cut through metal?"

"Yeah, hang on."

And the archer disappeared from view again, much to Bruce, Natasha, and Tony's confusion.

There were sounds of grunting, swearing, and something being dragged. And then a grin spread on their faces when Clint struggled into the helicopter, pulling a bound, gagged, and unconscious Enchantress behind him. She looked even worse than Tony. Blood had coagulated in her blond hair, bruises decorated her face, and there were several cuts all over her body. Burns covered her chest, her left side was bleeding profusely, and there were a couple of arrows piercing through each of her hands. But she was breathing still, surprisingly.

With a huff, he dropped her unceremoniously down on a pile of debris, feeling satisfied at the low moan that escaped from her, and turned around to see everyone staring at him.

"What? Couldn't leave her outside unguarded, could I?" His blue eyes were a picture of feigned innocence that only made Tony want to laugh.

(chapter 4 of Repercussions by Kanae Yuna)


"Tony, did you get thrown in jail again?" (Steve)

"No, no-well, I mean, I did, but that's not why I'm calling." (Tony)

"They let you use your cell phone from jail now?" (Steve)

"No, I'm not in jail anymore, we broke out a couple hours ago-" (Tony)


"Okay, so, the things is," Tony took a deep breath, then plowed forward, speaking at the speed of light, "I got bored sitting around the hotel room so I worked on tracking Loki's magic signatures and I got a hit in Vegas, which was pretty close, so I was like why not, right? So I hopped on a plane and went to find him, and I did, but I got sort of kind of a lot drunk at some point, and I'm like 94% sure someone spiked me, and I'm 87% it was Loki-don't give me that look, you bastard, you totally would-and now I can't remember fucking anything from last night, but I lost my wallet, keys, and rental car at some point and now I'm buck ass nude except for Captain America tighty-whiteys and Loki's just got a backwards bra, boxers, cowboy boots, and that stupid horned helmet thing-don't even try and protest, Frosty, that thing is fucking ridiculous-and I'm 73% we kidnapped someone because there's an unconscious guy in the backseat of the cop car that I'm 98% sure we stole because Loki has the keys and I don't remember ever becoming a cop. Oh, also, we might have gotten married at some point last night."


"Tony." (Steve)

"Hm?"

"You had…?"

"Nope. What? Nothing, I said nothing."

"You were carrying an engagement ring. Just…in your pocket."

"What? Who said that? I didn't."

"And you gave it to Loki?"

"He gave it back! Well, okay, there might have been some wrestling involved-on an unrelated note, I'm going to need a doctor, I'm pretty sure my nose is broken-but the point is that I got it back."


"Loki keyed 'Livin la vida Loki' into the cop car." (Tony)

"Of course he did." (Steve)

"On the upside, they'll know it was Loki and maybe I won't go down for this."

"What about the breaking out of jail part?"

"I think that was for starting the fire."

"Oh God," Steve dropped back in bed with a groan.

"Relax, I'm like…89% sure no one died!"

"That is nowhere near an acceptable percentage."

"It was Reindeer Games' fault! He bet thateven I wasn't smart enough to make fire from baby wipes, a stapler, and a rubber band ball, but I knew I could. Probably shouldn't have done it in the middle of the casino…but the important part here is that I was right."


"Stark," Loki huffed, "If you call me a fairy again I shall divorce you and take half your riches as recompense."

"First off, I didn't call you a fairy, I implied it by calling your magic green sparkles pixie dust. Second, you wouldn't know what to do with ten dollars, much less ten billion. And for fuck's sake, would you stop threatening me with divorce?"

"If you would prefer to remain partners you should return the ring to me-"

"I do not want to stay married, I want a quicky divorce and to never speak of this again ever now for the love of god get your hand out of my pants!"

"Calm down, I'm just trying to get my ring-"

"That is not your ring, that is Steve's ring and if you touch it again I swear I will bite your fingers off!"

"Testy, testy."

"You only want it cause it's shiny, you weirdo."

(chapter 1 of We Don't Talk About That Night by Wordsplat)


"You know how I said there was someone unconscious in the backseat of the cop car?" (Tony)

"I was actively trying to forget about that, actually." (Steve)

"Well…I have good news, bad news, and worse news. Good news is, we know who it is."

"I'm going to ask you this question just once, Tony," Steve rubbed his forehead, worry lines now all but permanent, "And if you lie to me I swear I will let Coulson kill you next time he asks. Tell me the truth: did you kidnap the president?"

"The president of what? Like of the United States?"

"Oh God."

"Jesus, Steve, no, I didn't kidnap the president! Wow you have high expectations of me. No, it's just Thor."


"Stark wished to be freed from his handcuffs, and my magic has run dry for the moment. He was handcuffed around the side mirror of the car, so I simply took him by the forearm and yanked. The side mirror came free from the car and he was able to slip the other end of the handcuff off the side mirror, so his hand is still handcuffed but it is not currently attached to anything. I assumed a thanks would be my due, but instead I received a rather uncalled for blow to the head." (Loki)

"It was entirely called for, you frosty bastard," Tony sniped.

"Regardless, it seems in my freeing of Stark, I may have broken his wrist."

"Why would you yank his arm and not the mirror?" Steve groaned.

"I did not give the problem as much thought as perhaps I should have."


"Loki here says Clint was with us at some point last night. But Loki was insanely drunk too and he can't remember everything either…all he knows is Clint was here. And now he's not. And as previously mentioned, we're kind of in the middle of nowhere, so as much of a sneaky bastard as he is, even he couldn't be hiding somewhere with us right now. He's somewhere in Vegas." (Tony)

"You lost Clint?" (Steve)


"What's Stark done now?" Natasha raised an eyebrow.

"He got bored so he went to find Loki on his own, then found and proceeded to get drunk with him in Vegas. At some point last night Loki spiked his drink, so the details are a bit fuzzy now, but what I do know is that Tony woke up a half hour ago handcuffed to a cop car with raccoons in the trunk, Thor passed out in the backseat, his new husband Loki next to him, and Clint missing. They're all lacking some or all of their clothing, Loki's out of magic, and they've probably got warrants out for their arrest since Tony set a casino on fire and they broke out of jail after getting caught." (Steve)

(chapter 2 of We Don't Talk About That Night by Wordsplat; that fic is freakin' hilarious, you have to read it)


"Good- now, first rule, don't sign or commit to anything without talking to me first. Stay away from the punch- somehow it always gets spiked. Don't leave this area or the paparazzi will burn you alive, laugh at jokes even if they aren't funny, and don't join with any of my competitors or tell them anything personal." Tony ratted off, giving a charming smile to a lady who carried around treys of small odd desserts.

(Uncle Tony' by Oceanbreeze7)


"Need a couple more hands?" he asked, smiling. He was supposed to be going to another SHIELD debriefing, but he really needed a break from all that.

Stark looked up from the slab of sidewalk he had been about to pick up and pulled off his sunglasses; "Well fuck me dead; Steve Rogers. Shouldn't you have a SHIELD collar on you somewhere?"

Steve blinked at the not-so-veiled insult, and Stark grinned.

"I kid. We could use the extra super-manpower. Tony Stark, call me Tony," he introduced himself, sticking out his hand.

Steve shook it with an uncertain smile, "It seems you already know my name."

Tony snorted; "You kidding? My dad never shut up about you; he had pictures of the two of you in his office and spent more time looking for your frozen ass than he did raising me."

Before Steve would reply to this somewhat upsetting statement, Tony turned back to his helpers.

"Minions, I have acquired the Captain of America. Where are the heaviest pieces of building, since we now have someone that can lift them without the help of a crane?"

(chapter 1 0f Starkness by Runaway Deviant)


"You're letting Iron Man land on the porch?" a horrified Clint exclaimed.

Tony looked offended; "It's not a porch, it's a balcony."

Clint rounded on Tony, "Iron Man is landing on your balcony, and you're more upset about me calling it a porch?"

Tony just rolled his eyes; "You don't know this since you pretty much never leave the tower, but Iron Man has been New York's hero for years now. He kicks out the other villains, he never actually attacks the city himself, and I hear he once actually saved a cat from a tree."

"He blew up four blocks in Seattle yesterday because he didn't like the way that their silhouettes fit into the skyline!"

"I never said the guy was sane."

"Why, exactly, did he save a cat from a tree?" Bruce asked, looking amused. Clint sent him a betrayed look, which was ignored.

"Apparently some kid saw him fly past and screamed for his help. He probably thought she was being murdered or something, so he came back and she asked him to get her cat."

"And he actually did it?" Steve asked with an amused smile.

"Yup; man's obviously a fruitcake. Personally, I would never save something fluffy and potentially squishable in a suit that enhances my strength."

"That just shows the kind of person that you are, Tony," Natasha said calmly, "You should get an award; "Tony Stark, a worse person than most villains"."

(chapter 2 of Starkness by Runaway Deviant)


"Pull up a bench or something. Not literally, though; I bolted them to the ground because I like where they are and I don't want them moving." (Tony)


"How quaint; movie night. How did I manage to avoid this thing every other time?" (Tony)

"The last time you deliberately exploded half an unused laboratory and claimed injury and clean-up duties." (Jarvis)

"The time before?"

"A similar excuse."

(chapter 3 of Starkness by Runaway Deviant)


"Cinderella was a thing in the '40s too, Tony. We just didn't have a Disney version." (Steve)

"Out of all of them, that was always my least favourite," Tony said, making a face, "Nice dad, shitty step-mum, child abuse and slavery, talking animals, sickeningly sweet happy ending – at least in The Little Mermaid she had to actually work for her prince. Cinderella just stuck her foot out."

"That is the most cynical interpretation of a fairytale I have ever heard."

"It's true. My favourite Disney movie and always has been Aladdin. Rich chick, poor guy, magic gadgets, court intrigue, save the world, kill the bad guy, potentially get married about three sequels later – classic."


"Can we set fire to something in Boston tonight before we continue with wedding planning?" (Pepper)

"You complete me." (Tony)

(chapter 4 of Starkness by Runaway Deviant)


"How long has it been? Two years?" (Tony)

"One year, three-hundred fifty-seven days, and this morning I presume, in regards to your calendar." (Loki)

"And he counted the days. Aw, did you miss me that much?"

"Quite the contrary. I so enjoyed not having to listen to your mindless chatter, I counted the days we were apart with utter delight."


"Thor! Thor - goddamnit… THOR!"

The thunder god only laughed harder, if that was possible, shaking Tony with the force of his mirth. He stopped spinning Tony at any rate, allowing him to gain his bearings, though breathing became difficult as Thor hugged him tightly, his body shrieking in response.

"Thor no. Bad Thor!" Tony gasped, desperate. God, it was just a little too early for this. Witty sorcerers, fine. He could handle that, no problem. Half naked, crazy thunder god warlords with baby brother complexes? No, just… no. Not without at least three drinks in him first, and that wasn't happening anytime soon. "Let Tony down. Tony wants down. Gently now, I'm delicate remember? Gently… good boy."

(chapter 1 of Just a Rose on a Star by Road of Ruin)


Tony brought back his humor by erasing the runes and drawing a stick figure of Fury with a toothy scowl. Next to him he drew his impression of Odin, which had Loki chuckling into his sleeve.

"I'd pay to see these two fight," Tony smirked, adding a long red cape on the Allfather. Loki just shook his head.

"The earth would not survive the outcome," he said with a smile. Tony shrugged.

"I'd move to Mars then. You could come with me if you'd like. We could build a giant sand castle and live in it, put up a big TV to watch them destroy the earth." At Loki's amused stare, he wiggled his eyebrows until the god laughed. "I'd build you a balcony and everything. You know it would be epic."

(chapter 2 of Just a Rose on a Star by Road of Ruin)


"You are unwell?" he asked after a moment, green eyes severe as they locked with Tony's. Tony opened his mouth to answer but was cut off when Loki suddenly straightened, glowering hotly. "And so you have compromised my sweet roll. Surrender the box before you endow whatever stupidity that plagues you onto its contents."

Of all the things he'd expected the god to say, it hadn't been that. Tony gaped at the fierce look he was being given. Loki demanding a box of donuts. It took him a few moments to process it fully. "What?" was the only intelligent thing he managed.

"Has your affliction caused your ears to fail you as well as your brain?" Loki sneered sweetly, as close to snarling as was possible with a smile. "Surrender the sweet rolls Stark, or so help me, I will use my power to forcibly remove you from this room and take them myself."

Tony could only blink at him. "You're threatening me over donuts? Seriously?"

(chapter 3 of Just a Rose on a Star by Road of Ruin)


"DADDY!" something shrieked.

Tony blinked, confused, not seeing the speaker. Then Logan rounded into view, looking down. He crouched for a moment and subsequently straightened, holding a very familiar coffee machine.

"Good to see you're awake," he said, holding Spike firmly with one hand. "I can give your kid back."

He dumped Spike unceremoniously on the bed. Spike didn't seem to care, speeding over the blankets to Tony's chest, snuggling close to the arc reactor.

Sighing, Tony stroked Spike on the top, resolutely giving the impression of not caring one hoot.

"I'm hurt," Bruce said, drawing Tony's attention. "You didn't even tell me you were expecting."

"I'm still having trouble believing you made a kid out of the coffee machine," Clint said. "Please tell me you at least bought them another one."

"Don't mention them around Spike," Tony said. "He bursts into tears." He looked over at Logan. "What were you doing with him anyway?"

Framed by two master assassins and with his arms folded across his chest, Logan made for a formidable presence (especially considering his crazy hair). "Xavier was busy and Jean couldn't come, so I was dumped with him. They said to get better."

Spike was frightened of Ororo, which explained why she hadn't come either.

"I haven't forgotten what you've made JARVIS do," Clint continued, jabbing a finger at Tony. "He won't shut up."

"I know nothing," Tony claimed.

"It's come to love ballads now," Bruce informed him. "There was also a very explicit song that sent everyone out of the room."

"I found it most full of heart!" Thor interjected.

"It was rap," Natasha sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose.

"I kind of like the love ballads," Steve said, nudging Tony. He had a small smile on his face.

"You would," Clint said.

"He's lying," Logan said to Tony, eyeing Clint. "He likes the ballads."

"I know where you live," Clint hissed ominously.

"Great. So do I."


"You're going to have to be debriefed, Stark. You were in contact with Spider-Man."

"Nothing about that Quinjet?" Tony asked, smiling so cheerfully that his teammates shifted nervously. Even Logan seemed slightly taken aback. "See, that was kind of confusing, because I was under the impression that the only people who were in possession of that vehicle were S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers. I also have a contract stating that selling the designs to any third parties requires my approval. I don't recall seeing any such request or even approving it. Miss Potts?"

Pepper started slightly. "No such requests passed my desk," she said.

"I don't know what's going on here, Director," Tony said, lying through his teeth, "but you can bet that I'm not happy about it. I'm not available to be debriefed at this moment, and will let you know when I am available. I'm only going to ask you nicely once: please remove yourself from the room, Director Fury."

"Stark—"

"Let me rephrase: remove yourself from the premises or I will throw you out myself." Tony mentally tugged at Fury's trench coat, showing that it was no idle threat.


Tony floated over to his chair, depositing Spike on the floor next to it. "Dummy, get over here."

With a curious whir, Dummy came over, his arm waving up and down. Before Tony could say anything, Dummy buried his claw affectionately in Tony's hair.

Tony let it be. "Missed you, too, you big defective lug."

Dummy dramatically deflated, dropping his claw to the ground. This put him directly in front of Spike, who received a curious whir from Dummy.

"Dummy, this is Spike. Spike, this is Dummy—"

"Dummy!"

"There you go." Tony arched an eyebrow as Dummy and Spike solemnly shook hands – or claw and power cord. "Dummy, keep Spike busy. Show him some stuff, but don't break anything. I'll introduce him to the rest of the family when I'm done here."


"It is currently eleven-thirty-six A.M.," JARVIS responded cheerfully as if he hadn't been plotting with Tony only a short while before. He pulled open the curtains to let sunlight stream in. "It is seventy-one degrees outside and partly cloudy. Spike is currently tearing up the workshop."


Clint snorted, relaxing suddenly to lean forward on the chair in front of him. "Don't thank us yet. This isn't going to be easy, you know. Natasha and I are still tied to S.H.I.E.L.D., and there's no way Fury's liable to let Bruce go either."

"We're working on that," Tony said. "JARVIS, how far have you gotten?"

"Gathering from what I have seen in the files, the Avengers are officially named the Avengers Initiative. Agents Barton and Romanov are effectively ghosts in the system, but I have not yet finished my search. Director Fury has no legal authority to keep Dr. Banner from leaving. Mr. Odinson's existence is disputed to be either a god or an alien, but S.H.I.E.L.D. has no authority over him."

"Snooping around through classified files again, Mr. Stark?" Natasha raised an eyebrow.

"They are not classified, Agent Romanov," JARVIS contradicted. "They are available for public viewing for certain individuals."

"That's the same thing, isn't it?" Bruce pointed out.

"Of course not, Doctor. I have the correct authority."

Tony gave a snort of laughter. "Whose ID are you using, JARVIS?"

"My own, sir, which the director has been so kind to issue me."

"Oh my God." Clint sounded horrified. "What monster have you unleashed upon us, Stark?"

"May I just say, Agent, that you look absolutely stunning in a dress," JARVIS said innocently before Tony could respond.

"That's classified!" Clint squawked, paling.

Curious, Tony clapped his hands twice and activated the holographic computer screen on the table. JARVIS obligingly pulled up the photos he'd been viewing. Lo and behold, there was Clint Barton in a beautiful figure hugging purple dress. He also had a wavy blonde wig and killer high heels.

Steve and Bruce leaned over to look, both morbidly fascinated.

"That is a stunner," Bruce agreed.


Fury's hands were clasped before him on the table. "Let's start with why you weren't at the X-Men's place for the pickup, but rather chumming it with your girlfriend."

"Hey, bub, if you were jealous of my relationship with Pepper, you just had to say it. Unless you're upset that I didn't entrust you with the codes the way I did Steve. If you wanted codes to the suit, you could've just asked." Tony flicked through the sheets in the file, taking in the questions. The last several pages had one topic: Spider-Man. "It wouldn't have done anything, but I could've rigged it into a nice video game. You like Spy Kids, right?"

"Stark—"

"Or maybe I should go with something sleazier than that. Mission Impossible, perhaps? They've got some really bad guys in those films." Tony clapped the file shut, offering Fury a cold smile. "Would you care to explain why that organization after my head had a Quinjet when S.H.I.E.L.D. is the only agency other than the Avengers that is in possession of the designs?"

Fury's face remained impassive. "We were hacked," he admitted.

"Oh, awesome. Except for the fact that I already knew that. You know why? Because someone's been a sneaky little bugger and playing where they shouldn't have been. I gave those override codes to Steve. I did not give them to S.H.I.E.L.D. to play around willy-nilly with and to eventually be stolen because S.H.I.E.L.D. is incapable of installing adequate firewalls."

"We were taking precautions. Don't think I haven't noticed you hacking into our systems every other day."

"Did you think about what would happen if you messed with JARVIS like that? You let amateurs mess with my coding. That mess that happened at the tower was because you couldn't keep your nose out of my stuff. No contact with the Avengers? Fine. No contact with anyone because JARVIS's code was epically fucked up thanks to amateurs who can't code to save their lives messing with it? Count yourself fortunate that S.H.I.E.L.D. is still there."

"I think someone is getting in over their heads," Fury said in a low voice, his one eye warning Tony to back off.

"Who?" His voice lifted in confusion. "Are you talking about me? 'Cause I was under the impression that I was just offering you some friendly advice. See, the thing is, I'm one of those guys that sometimes has trouble telling black from white. It's just a big gray area. Or math. Let's go with that. It's all just numbers. And S.H.I.E.L.D. is one big variable that's kind of bugging me, because it just keeps on messing up my equations. So take it from a guy who knows how to work the math: Don't be that ugly variable. Be a nice one."

"We still have those codes."

Tony couldn't help it: he laughed. "I don't know if you've noticed, Fury, but I'm a futurist. If something's obsolete, I built something new and better. And those codes you have? They're stone age. Go on and try it." His grin was predatory. "I'd love to see the results. 'Cause I'm not quite sure what'll happen if you do. It might just make all your computers really slow. But it could also permanently crash your entire system." The grin was gone. "So do it. I dare you."

Fury stared at Tony, who stared right back. Cold anger was still pulsing through his system at the thought of Fury messing with JARVIS. He could mess with Tony all he wanted. He got fucked over on a regular basis. But JARVIS? He was just lucky that all Tony was doing was taking the Avengers.

Finally, Fury spoke. "A.I.M. – Advanced Idea Mechanics. That's who was after your sorry ass."

"Funny. I would've thought they'd be called the Beekeepers."

"I'd watch your back if I were you, Stark," Fury said, standing up with a screech as the chair slid back over the tiles.

Tony stood up as well, ignoring the twinge in his thigh. "Is that a threat?"

Fury looked at him. "A warning." Then he was gone, leaving the file behind.

Working his jaw for a few moments as he stared at the empty doorway, Tony finally said, "Send a message to his server, JARVIS: I'm not doing his fucking debrief."


"Is there some reason you're grinning maniacally like a mad scientist?" Steve asked from the corner. He had a sketchbook on his lap.

"Die!" Spike cackled maniacally from his vantage point at Dummy's workstation. Playing along, Dummy cowered, ducking his head as Spike's cords batted at him.

(chapter 1 of A State of Mental Extremes by inukagome15)


"I don't like it," Steve stated.

"You don't have to like it," Tony said patiently. "I'm just telling you how it is."

"Yeah, well, I don't like it," Clint said, staring obstinately at Tony from his perch on the living room cabinet. "I smell a rat."

"I smell a cat," Natasha agreed, leaning back against the cabinet where Clint was perched.

"I smell an experiment gone wrong," Bruce input, hip resting against the armrest of the couch.

"I smell this morning's breakfast," Thor added, standing next to the cabinet.


"A.I.M.," Steve said, mouth dry.

"The organization after Stark. You saw one of their bases not long ago since HYDRA is a branch of it. Put simply, A.I.M. is an organization made of the best technological minds in the world that were displeased with their former positions and thought they could do better."

"So a bunch of nerds with issues," Clint summarized.


"The Quinjet is open and ready," JARVIS said briskly just as they were approaching the flight deck.

"No fucking way," Clint breathed from behind Steve.

He probably wouldn't have heard it if it wasn't for his enhanced hearing.

Sure enough, a Quinjet was up and ready to be used, doors open and engine rumbling. They sprinted into it, only to come to a stop when they realized who was piloting it.

"Hey, guys!" Spider-Man quipped, pushing buttons and pulling on the steering wheel. "Buckle in, since we're going to be taking off!"

"Spider-Man?" Clint sounded strangled. "How…?"

"How did you help JARVIS take over S.H.I.E.L.D.'s mainframe?" Natasha asked notably more calmly.

Spider-Man was already gearing the jet for takeoff. "Oh, I didn't. He told me I should hitch a ride on the suit"—he waved a hand to the side, where everyone noticed a model of the Iron Man suit standing—"and once I got here he told me that I should get the Quinjet ready for a quick getaway. I've never flown one of these before, did you know?"

"Never," Clint bit out, falling into a seat as they hit a bout of turbulence promptly after lifting off of the Helicarrier's surface.


"I find your canisters of web most ingenious!" Thor was saying. There was a loud snap as a branch apparently broke under his weight. "What occupation will you take up?"

"I'm not sure yet," Spider-Man replied, his footsteps silent. "But I'm thinking something with photography or physics. It really depends."

"I am sure you will find success regardless of which endeavor you choose."

"Thanks."

They stumbled into view of one another a minute later, Thor nearly barreling over Natasha.

"My apologies, Natasha!" Thor moved as if to steady her but stopped, mindful of her aversion to touch. He saw the others behind her. "I am pleased to see that you are all well!"

"You know," Spider-Man said, "I've always wanted to get out of the country."

"Good for you, kid," Clint said. "How you liking it?"

"Company's great, but I could do with less trees."


"One question." Clint held up a finger. "Which way is it?"

Frowning slightly, Steve did a slow three-sixty, orienting himself under the canopy of trees. Then he looked down at the phone in Bruce's hand, the village still highlighted on it.

"You don't know, do you?" Bruce asked, smiling lightly.

"I do." Steve sounded grumpy even to his own ears. "Just…let me think for a moment."

The jet had been flying into the opposite direction of the rising sun when it had crashed, so that meant west.

"West," Steve decided firmly.

"Great." Clint arched an eyebrow. "Now where's that?"

"You mean you can't tell where north is?" Spider-Man asked. "Aren't you called Hawkeye?"

"Hawkeye," Clint agreed, flicking the string on his bow.

"I proclaim north to be in this direction," Thor declared, pointing his hammer off toward the trees on their right.

"It's that way," Natasha disagreed, pointing in the opposite direction with the finger of top arm that was folded across her chest.

"I'm going with the god," Spider-Man said.

"Natasha," Clint said simply.

Opening his mouth, whatever Steve would have said was cut off as Bruce said, "I have a compass."

Everyone looked at the good doctor/scientist, who was looking down at the phone in his hand. He held it up, letting Steve see the compass app he had opened. The arrow pointing north was to Steve's front and not in any direction Thor or Natasha had picked.

"This way." Steve began tromping to his left, Bruce on his heels with the phone still in his hand.

"Are you certain this compass is correct?" Thor asked from the rear.

"It's a StarkPhone," was all Bruce had to say on the matter.

(chapter 2 of A State of Mental Extremes by inukagome15)


It was rare that Natasha or Clint or Bruce ever got caught, but when they did, they could bullshit by with smiles and jokes and threats. To be fair, the last one was only one time, and that was Clint; in his defense, Natasha had been suffering a head wound and Tony's comm had gotten cut off from the rest of them and they still had no idea where he was, and whatever, it was just one teeny tiny arrow, it didn't even explode or anything Christ, bursting into tears was a little overly dramatic, alright.


Immediately Tony's phone began to ring. Without missing a beat, he answered. "Hi, Pepper." He smiled serenely. "How are you? No, Pepper, I'm not using you to start a pissing contest with Dick here."

"My name-"

"Shh," Tony hushed him reprovingly. "No, Pep, not you. No, that wasn't me being patronizing." He turned to Taylor, whose eyes, if possible, went even bigger. "Pepper says she likes your dress."

"...Thank you?" The singer squeaked.

"Do you wanna say hi?" He asked kindly.

"Hi." She squeaked again quickly.

"Pep, Taylor says hi. Taylor, Pep says hi back." He paused, nodding thoughtfully after a moment.

The host looked ready to leap across the desk. "Yes. Okay. Yes, this is very rude. No, you were right the first time, I don't care. Sad but true, Peppy. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes, I will apologize. Bye, Pep." He smiled, turning from the expectant and supremely pissed looking man to give Taylor an apologetic smile. "Sorry about that."

A laugh burst from the woman.

Bruce, quite simply, was speechless.

"Oh my god," Clint said, looking absolutely delighted.


A ding echoed in the room, and Thor pulled out his phone to offer to Clint. The archer took it(and the remote, to Thor's dismayed yell)and read out loud, eyebrows nearly to his hairline, "'Thor, oh my god, get me Taylor Swift's autograph, that bitch is sassy.' S'from Darcy, dude."

The god was already rising from the couch. "Aye. I believe I shall request the fairy Lady's signature as well. Her teardrops on her 'guitar' is a worthy post battle song, indeed."

(A for Effort by Bleeding Jazz Gums; I'm serious, go check her out.)


Loki is also not part of the pranking party Tony and Barton have formed.

He takes full credit for the dead fish in Rogers' sock drawer, though.

(Loki also does not call Tony by his first name.)


Loki is not mooning over Tony. Mooning over Tony (ie. one of the good guys) would imply that a) he isn't as evil as he would like to believe, b) he has fallen into the same trap as his brother, and c) he is too afraid to make a move. Which is so incredibly not evil that Loki might as well give up his Evil Award of Doom. It has a pretty red thing on top that burns people's eyes out.


Loki also denies ever getting drunk that one time two weeks ago and eyefucking Tony for the rest of the night. Even if Tony returned the favour.

(And if Barton doesn't shut up about it, Loki will sacrifice him to the very pissy Elder God under the mansion in Malibu that he may or may not have summoned.)

(Denial is Most Certainly Not a River in Egypt by fac-me-cocleario-vomere)


Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division [S.H.I.E.L.D] Form Type: D-56A, Post Mission Report, Success Agent: Barton, Clint Codename: Hawkeye Location: Berlin, Germany Date: May 4 – May 5, 2013

Went there. Some mutated lions. Kicked some ass. Alone. The rest did something else. I was awesome.

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division [S.H.I.E.L.D] Form Type: D-56A, Post Mission Report, Success Agent: Barton, Clint Codename: Hawkeye Location: Basel, Switzerland Date: June 23 – June 25, 2013

Went there. Some robots. Kicked some ass. I was awesome.

Iron Man helped. He was being kind of awesome, too.


Director Fury is always a calm man with a plan. He's also a man with a gun.


(The next day will be known as the Great Prank Day of SHIELD that everyone except Clint and Tony refuse to talk about. It involves leather gloves, cats, Clint's favorite crossbow and top hats; but most importantly, the event marks the day when everyone realizes that, like it or not, Clint Barton and Tony Stark now work together as a team.

The following day, Phil Coulson takes his first leave after 32 years working for SHIELD and buys the first ticket to Portland. He deserves it.)

(i wonder how the world sees us by donutsandcoffee)


After a couple of seconds, the newly rewired music system came alive and a 'Beastie Boys' track filled the air around them. Tony grinned to himself. "An hour and a half, totally worth it. Wouldn't you agree, Jarvis?" He said.

"Yes, sir. Of all the memory banks and confidential files that need urgent backing up and rewiring, the music system was of the utmost importance."

(chapter 1 of Make Me Real NEW by Punkylemon)


"Ugh!" Tony ripped the sheets away from where they'd tangled around his legs and slid off the bed. "You complete mother hen! You just scared ten years off my life! I need those ten years! Think of all the things I'll never invent in those ten years!" Tony stormed across his bedroom ranting and then slammed the door to the bathroom closed behind him. "Think of the children you'll disappoint!" he shouted through the wood.


"How'd I get from the workshop to bed?" (Tony)

"Captain Rogers carried you upstairs with the help of Dr. Banner and Mr. Barton." (Jarvis)

"Huh, not a hallucination then. Great. My life is complete. Carried like a damsel in distress to bed by a National Icon and sex wasn't involved. I feel cheated." (Tony)


"Huh, I get a car just for doing puke duty and you get a hot kiss for holding a night long vigil," said Clint, appearing from somewhere Steve didn't want to think about and stealing a pancake. "I wonder what you have to do to get sex." Steve shut his mouth and glared at the archer. Clint tossed his hands up and backed away. "I'm just saying."

(chapter 2 of Moderate to Severe by Reona)


"You'll all be living in one place," he started, and Tony suddenly shot forward, his feet sliding off the table, and standing up, pointing a finger at Coulson. Steve jumped, not thinking he had been paying any attention.

"I am not living in SHIELD facilities. There is no way. I am a civilian, so you can't force me. You can't make me live in these piece of shit rooms that a cockroach would feel claustrophobic in and—"

"Shut up, Stark, we're offering your house."

"—not that cockroach's feel claustro-wait, what? Hold on, I offered rooms months ago, they were turned down, offer revoked. I'm happy at home with no one else bugging me. They'd be a distraction. I'm a genius, I need space to do...do genius things." He said, arms flailing, holding back from stomping his foot.

"You have a mansion." Coulson snapped back.

"I need lots of space!"


Clint jumped on the work table. Tony grumbled and swatted half heartedly at him.

"Make me dinner, Tony." Clint demanded. "I want food." Tony peered up at him.

"Seriously?" He asked. Clint nodded.

"I'm completely serious. I'm a serious as...something serious. Look, I want food, and you can cook. How can you cook anyway? Seriously I mean, look Tony, I'm being serious again, but seriously, I thought you wouldn't be able to cook at all. I thought you'd be terrible. You're not. Why?"

(chapter 2 of Picture Perfect by junebug1234)


If anythinglike this happens again, you have my word; I'll go." Tony said, coldly.

"You're still on a contract Mr. Stark," Coulson spoke up.

"There's a clause. You think I don't read the documents people give me to sign. I do. There's a section that states under extreme circumstances, or in the chance that I feel my work is threatened, or my environment is unstable and dangerous, I may withdraw.

"And unfortunately for you, that would be bad. Technology would be down. I'll take back my weapons, my helicarrier, my quinjets, Iron Man, the millions of dollars funding the Avengers fund, the millions funding SHIELD, I'll remove contracts with you and I will make sure the public knows I don't approve of your agency.

"I'll negotiate terms, and remove the Agents I want from your facility, and use them to their potential, doing what they want. That includes Agent Barton if I feel that it is necessary. Don't forget Fury, that you play your games, you do what you want, but this does not happen again. Because I can destroy you. I can rip SHIELD down from the foundations. And I'll do it without Iron Man. I'll do it as Tony Stark, as that mortal you despised bringing on the team. Iron Man yes, Tony Stark, no, isn't that right Fury? I'll show you how much you want me on your side if this happens again.

"This was unacceptable." Stark finished, snarling, fists shaking.

(chapter 3 of Picture Perfect by junebug1234)


When the others got back, Clint had convinced Tony to make dinner instead of a weapon of mass destruction liked he enjoyed doing when he was mad.


Bruce remembered the first time he spent any significant amount of time with Clint.

"When you turn into the Hulk," Clint had asked, leaning in, not wary, but curious, "does it hurt a lot? Or do you feel that weird tingling feeling you get after you've stayed still too long and your foot had fallen asleep and then you move it and little needles inside your foot stab at you till you've hopped it off?"

Bruce blinked.

"Um...no?" He answered.

"To what?" Clint looked mildly irritated at the answer.

"To both. It's like, when you're stretching, and you aren't very flexible, 'cause you haven't stretched in a while and your muscles strain, and ache, and yeah, it hurts a bit, but I'm used to it by now."

Clint had looked fascinated. "What if you try stretching more?"


SHIELD history was made. They realized the purple didn't come out, and a few computers were smashed were agents had destroyed them in their shock and fear. Of all the surprises, one of the biggest ones was when Steve laughed for about five minutes seeing a shocked Agent Hill with purple splashes in her hair, some liquid dripping down her uniform, a suctioned arrow on her forehead, and her gun pointed at her computer which was blasting 'Purple Haze' with shocking graphics popping up over monitors all over the room. That's when everyone connected the dots. The mysterious liquid that hardened, and got everywhere, the arrows, the deadly accuracy, and the technology turning on them. Somehow, Clint and Tony got Bruce Banner helping them with their pranks. Fury was yelling for ten minutes.

(chapter 4 of Picture Perfect by junebug1234)


"So," he said to the Hulk, "like I was saying, before we were so rudely interrupted. There was a momma bear, a daddy bear, and a baby bear, because the nuclear family hadn't been invented yet. Otherwise there'd be two baby bears and whatever the bear equivalent of a dog is."

The Hulk listened raptly. He was probably one of the best audiences Tony had ever had, except for the almost total silence. "Little bears," he repeated, as if proud.

"That's right," Tony told him. "And they all lived together in a house in the woods."

That made the Hulk laugh. "Bears in house!"

"There were probably some logistical problems, I'll grant you," Tony agreed. "No opposable thumbs. Narrow doorways. Smell of wet fur in the morning after Momma Bear spends forever in the shower."

"Stupid bears," the Hulk said.

"Sure," Tony said. "Although, I mean, they can talk. So they must be smarter than the average bear." He couldn't quite stop the tiny smile. "But I think the house was probably a mistake. Housing bubble. Made it look like everyone should be a homeowner."

This was where Bruce would've laughed. The Hulk only watched him uncertainly.

"-Anyway," Tony said. "There was also a little girl. Way littler than the bears. And I guess her parents weren't all that creative, because they named her Goldilocks. After her curly blond hair. And, why not, I mean. They were pretty terrible parents all around, since they never taught her not to break into other people's houses and steal stuff."

The Hulk scowled. "No steal," he said, very firmly.

"Well," Tony said, thinking of - but no, the Hulk really, really wasn't going to care about intellectual property rights. "Right. No steal."

"Goldie bad," the Hulk decided.

"Not really a role model," Tony said. "Anyway, she got lost in the woods. I think." Actually, most of the story was kind of a blur to him before the porridge part. And after. "And she sees the bears' house, so in she goes. Without even knocking."


Around the tale of Snow White and the Vertically-Challenged Diamond Miners, though, the Hulk's eyelids started to droop, and Tony only got about halfway through Hansel and Gretel: A Cautionary Tale of Childhood Obesity before he rolled over and went right to sleep.

(By Certain Definitions of Normal by Libek)


"Ha ha! SUCKERS! That's what you get for shoving innocent claustrophobic people into small rooms!" Bruce said with a little first pump. Thor watched him warily.

"Do you not think that this is a little too harsh Doctor?" Thor asked cautiously. Bruce paused in his excitement and looked at Thor.

"They called you a Shakespeare wannabe alien who's dumber than a 3 year old." Bruce said frankly. Thor paused.

"LET THE ANGER OF THE GODS RAIN DOWN UPON THESE PUNY HUMANS!" Thor declared raising his mighty hammer.


All the screens unexpectedly turned back on and Tony Stark was on every single one of them – she must be in a nightmare – that was the only explanation.

"Hello lovely overworked agents in security room 103! You have now been relieved of all control and access to your systems and codes! So have an early day off – all expenses on Fury. I like you Agent Hill – so if you fear death – don't open your door. Bye, bye!" Tony said cheerfully before the signal died and they were left with fuzzy grey screens everywhere except for the central one that displayed the control room. She narrowed her eyes suspiciously.

"What did Stark mean by that?" A nervous intern asked. They all stared at the door as they heard a rushing noise come closer and closer. They huddled around the window and were confused when they saw a group of agents fleeing down the hall around the corner.

"RETREAT!" They shouted to the other agents in the hall. Retreating, it is like running away only manlier. All their mouths fell open when they caught sight of the monstrosity the agents were running from.

"Is that a freaking tidal wave?" One of the agents asked in disbelief.

"Forget waves – is that Clint Barton and Steve Rogers surfing on top of the waves?" Another agent asked even more stunned. Agent Hill pinched the bridge of her nose. That headache was building again.

Buzz. "AGENT HILL – WHAT DO WE DO?" A distressed agent asked through her unexpectedly working com link. She watched the poor agent about to be over taken by the rushing waves. Poor bastard.

"Just close your eyes so you don't see it coming agent. It was nice knowing you." She said with a salute. All the agents behind her copied her action. The agent banged on their window frantically before he was washed away by the currents.

May we always stay on the good side of Tony Stark.


"Cause we gon' rock this club, We gon' go all night We gon' light it up Like it's dynamite!" A distinct voice started singing over the ship's intercom. Everyone froze. Oh no.

BOOM.

The entire room shook with the vibrations of the explosion. Fury gripped a table to avoid crashing to the floor and then grabbed an agent by the collar of their shirt.

"You will tell what that was and you will tell me RIGHT NOW!" He said dangerously. The agent looked like he was about to cry.

"I-I-I…it s-s-sounded like Stark is here Sir!" He squeaked. Fury stared him down for another second and when it was apparent the poor agent was about to pass out from fear he dropped him on the ground. He looked to the rest of his crew, but they were all fearfully staring at the ceiling listening to the pat, pat noises coming from all different directions.

"Hello fellow stressed and exploited agents - and Popeye. Today I bring glad tidings of mercy – the door is blocked courtesy of Stark explosives, but if you step away from the eye patch you will be spared from our next big event." Tony said cheerfully over the intercom.

Every single agent took a step back from the Director. He shot them all deadly looks.

"You know why we're here Director – if you just agree to our terms it will all stop." Tony said giving the stubborn master of all spies one last chance.

"I do not negotiate while under threat of attack Stark." Fury said firmly.

"Suit yourself." Tony said with a shrug as he pressed a button. A vent right above the director's head opened, allowing a huge pile of yellow goo to fall from the ceiling and coat the director from head to toe. No one dared to breathe. His eyes had murder in them.

"Is that the best you got Stark?" Fury asked – he was actually disappointed. He expected something better than that.

"You know, there is this line I always wanted to say but never had the right opportunity to use it -until today. MONKEYS – ATTACK!" Tony shouted over the intercom.

Everyone stood there in utter shock as they watched all the vents around the room burst opens and had monkeys start pouring out of them. Monkeys. On the helicarrier. In the control room. Absolute insanity.

"EEEE! EEEE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The tiny terrors screeched.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Fury said watching the army of primates' race towards him and only him. He glanced down and finally realized he smelled like bananas.

Aw shit.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed as he was attacked from all sides by the hairy creatures. He went down like a tree. All the agents grimaced. There was nothing saving him now. The pile of monkeys continued to grow and everyone backed up against the wall to avoid getting any of the banana goo on themselves. Self-preservation instincts come first before loyalty.

"Cause I told you once Now I told you twice We gon' light it up Like it's dynamite!" Tony sang as a disco ball descended from the ceiling. How the hell did he get that installed without anyone noticing? They would never know.

"Well I hope you liked our protest demonstration today. The Avengers would like to make a statement – go find another messed up superhero team to save the world for the next two weeks – we want a freaking vacation. Good bye and have a wonderful day!"

(Day 20:Mayhem aboard the helicarrier by shadowsontherun)


"She also speaks Infernal, because I said so. And now, inventory. I want a warship." (Tony)

"Tony, we're starting the campaign in a barren mountain region." (Bruce)

"I'll hire some locals to pull it along on a rope." (Tony)

"You do realize your character isn't a billionaire, right?" (Bruce)

"Use some imagination, darling. I'll promise them starting shares in my future alchemy corporation, get them in on the ground floor, and watch the enterprise take off. Don't look at me like that. Why are you looking at me like that?" (Tony)

A/N They're playing D&D.

But Bruce is also smiling a little, so another step in the ongoing mission of Keeping Bruce from Thinking About His Issues is accomplished. Plus-five Awesome. "By the way, I'd like to announce that JARVIS' seventh birthday is coming up less than two months from now. My little baby's growing up. I might even shed a tear."

"Congratulations, JARVIS," Bruce says dutifully. "I'd offer to get you a present, but I have a feeling that a gift certificate to Best Buy isn't going to cut it."

"Thank you, Dr. Banner," says JARVIS solemnly. "It's the thought that counts, after all."

"I wonder what counts as AI porn?" Tony wonders out loud. "Shoving a plug into a socket? Siri and her filthy little dirty-talk?"

"Perhaps a gift certificate to Best Buy would be appropriate after all," says JARVIS, and Bruce actually laughs.


None of the weapons had shown any sign of life since then, suggesting they'd been wired into the mothership's network, but practically anything's possible at this point.

Like that shiny round thing on the side. It could do anything.

"Oh my god! Tony!"

The far side of the workshop goes up like someone's detonated some C4, flames and smoke and the works, and Tony somehow finds himself going from standing up in a comfortable slouch to half-buried in coils of unused cables. The Chitauri gun he'd been aiming has slid several feet away, and triumph roars through him like a tiger at the end of a training montage in a kung fu movie.

"Tony, say something!" he hears Pepper yelling through the ringing in his ears, her hands shaking his shoulders, even though he's pretty sure you aren't supposed to do that to people with possible concussions or broken things on the inside.

"Something," he manages fuzzily.

"You and big red buttons, Tony, I swear to god," Pepper sighs in irritation-fondness-worry.

"I agree with Miss Potts, sir."

"You're all against me," he mutters as he gets up, kicking off a length of cable and leaning harder on Pepper than he actually needs to. She's wearing that perfume he bought her for her birthday. He'd even picked it out himself, armed with nothing more than the very specific instructions she'd written down for him.


"JARVIS, am I asleep?" (Tony)

"According to your brainwaves, sir, no, although I imagine that that would be the sort of thing I would say in your dream." (Guess who.)


"Sir, it appears that Captain Rogers is at the front door."

It's so unexpected that Tony turns down the music in the workshop himself. "Does he look homicidal? Angrily constipated?"

"Charming as that image is, no."

It takes a moment to switch tracks from trying to translate neurobiology into armor-friendly programming using completely alien technology to oh, hey, social interaction with squishy humans.

(chapter 1 of Dreaming Electric by Jukebox Hound)


"Welcome home, sir." (JARVIS)

"Hello, honey, is dinner on the table? Never mind, just call the nearest pizza place, I'm not going to let social pressure control my girlish figure." (Tony)

"Very progressive of you, sir." (JARVIS)


"I said you could live here, not invade my private world," Tony complains when his music gets turned down to bearable levels. "Why are you invading my private world?"

"Perhaps because you're a difficult person to pin down at any other time," says Steve mildly. "How is it going?"

"'How is it going,' he asks, as though I'm working on a papier-mâché volcano for my fifth-grade science fair. Which I never did, I made a robot that could set things on fire, which did not please Mrs. Whittington, let me tell you. It's going about as well as you can expect of a top-secret biotech project, which is to say, I must be left in complete silence to work."

Depeche Mode's bass thunders on in the background.

"When was the last time you slept?"

"You're all so suspicious, I have no idea why. What lies has Pepper been spreading about me?"

"At least a day, then."

That's creepy. If Steve Rogers is going to develop Bruce and Pepper's brand of telepathy, someone's credit score is going down.


DUM-E, the idiot, has a conical party hat strapped to the apex of his arm and is zooming around the shop kitchenette on little wheels, banging cake pans and an electric mixer.

"Ignore him, he's so excited he just can't hide it." (Tony)

"Excited for what?" (Steve)

"It's almost JARVIS' birthday, so that means party stuff. Pointy hats. Favors. There might be a cake, but Dummy's still practicing his cooking so I told JARVIS to have the Poison Control Center on speed-dial." (Tony)

(chapter 2 of Dreaming Electric by Jukebox Hound)


"What're you doing here?" Tony asks with all the charm and diplomacy that's gotten not just a few senators on his speed dial. Try to distract the crazy person.

"I'm here to kill you."

"…That's refreshingly straightforward."


"Commencing Operation: Stupid Fucking Plan." (Tony)

(chapter 3 of Dreaming Electric by Jukebox Hound)


Tony comes running into the room just in time to see the Hulk smash the coffee table into a million tiny pieces.

Before Bruce can wonder why the hell the man isn't wearing his suit, Tony yells in a surprisingly loud voice "HULK! What do you think you're doing?"

Everyone seems to stop and even Steve is too taken by surprise to stop Tony from storming past him right into Hulks range.

Bruce watches in mute horror as the Hulk roars and growls and one of his fists barely miss Tony who is staring right at him with his arms crossed over his chest. "HULK SMASH!"

"Yes, Hulk smash my perfectly fine coffee table for no reason."

The Hulk hunkers down, looming over Tony who doesn't back away. The Avengers on the screen tense up and Bruce thinks he hears Clint mutter something about suicidal idiots but he is too mesmerized by the sight of Tony being threatened by his alter ego to pay much mind. The doctor finds himself laying one of his hands on the head in his lap to reassure himself that Tony is actually here and hasn't been crushed to death by the monster currently breathing into his face. "TONY SCARED?"

"No." Tony drawls and his voice is even and controlled and the Hulk is obviously taken aback by this human who doesn't cover in fear or runs away. "Tony angry."

"ANGRY?" The Hulk sounds confused but not any less threatening. Humans are always either afraid of him or angry, though the angry ones tend to scream and fire at him and not talk to him in a calm and collected manner.

"Yes, angry. There was no reason to smash that perfectly fine piece of furniture when it has done nothing to deserve it and now I'm gonna have to order a new one and Pepper's going to see the paperwork like she always does and then she's gonna blame me and probably force me to go to Ikea or something and put it together myself so I can appreciate my new coffee table and she won't let me built a robot to do it because it's apparently not the same as building it myself although I totally disagree because I will have built the robot and if the robot builds the coffee table then I will have at least technically built it as well so-"

"Stark. Breathe." Natasha cuts him off, but she looks rather amused now, as do all the other Avengers. During Tony's little rant, the Hulk had grown less and less tense and actually flopped down on the ground as if Tony's torrent of words weighted him down. Bruce would have never believed it if he hadn't seen it himself, but the look on Hulks face resembles that of a confused puppy as he watches the puny human, standing right between his outstretched legs and ranting at him about robots and Ikea.

"Angry?" Hulk asks now, less certain and almost a bit sheepish.

"A little." Tony finally concedes. "So how about an apology?"

"Apology?" The Hulk sounds as if he's never heard that word before but Tony just nods.

"That's one of the rules of this team, buddy. Apologize when you've done something wrong. Don't think just because you are bigger and greener and growlier than the rest of us, that you get out of it. You are part of this team so the rules apply to you too."

Bruce doesn't think anyone else sees it, not even Tony who is so near he could probably count the hairs of Hulks eyelashes, but he does. He sees the moment when Hulk realizes that Tony considers him part of the team as his own person and not just as an extension of Bruce Banner.

"I don't think growlier is a word." Clint whispers but Thor shushes him, obviously deeply moved by this show of companionship.


They spend a few minutes in comfortable silence before it is broken by a snort from the third man in the room. Tony is talking in his sleep, something about his suit being purple and begging Pepper not to leave him in favor of managing a professional tennis player. By the time he orders Dummy to fetch him his Toy Story 3 bedsheets the two men are openly laughing, wiping tears from the corners of their eyes and bemoaning the face that they can't record this for the others.

(Of Fudge and Nuts by InsaneMelon)


"Steve, they're not gonna run screaming terrified just cause he can climb walls, okay? Frankly, I'm kind of jealous, that looks cool as hell-"

"Yes, Tony, but you're you," Steve sighed with just a hint of fondness, bouncing the toddler lightly to keep him entertained, "You think sentient toasters are cool."

"Blasphemy!" Tony exclaimed in mock shock, "You love Waldo, and when we can find the bastard, you know he makes like the best toast ever-"


"I am not a babysitter. Who knows how long it would take to find the kid's family? We don't even know his name; what if it takes months? That's like actually having a kid! And I'd have to baby proof things and then I wouldn't be able to get into my cabinets and that's really just so much more trouble than it's worth-" (Tony)

"If that's your only worry we can just skip the cabinet locks, they're not that important, there weren't any when I was growing up-" (Steve)

"But then the kid'll open the cabinets and die!" (Tony)

"I really don't think that's why people childproof their cabinets, Tony." (Steve)


Over time, he asked less and less, and the Avengers were able to bring him out of his shell. Once they got him comfortable with them, he was inquisitive and talkative, always poking or prodding at something or another-after the fourth time in one morning Peter pulled out every single pot and pan in the house to bang on, they were forced to buy the dreaded cupboard locks Tony so despised.

Unfortunately, they forgot to inform Tony.

After Tony tugged and fiddled and messed with his cupboard for almost fifteen minutes, he declared it satanic and disappeared into his lab, re-emerging with a chainsaw. Luckily, Steve caught sight of him and explained that a, they'd put childlocks on the cupboards, and b, a chainsaw is never the answer to anything ever.

Tony argued point b for a while with a long, nonsensical hypothetical situation that had something to do with a zombie apocalypse, before eventually shouting gibberish at Steve and retreating into his lab. He didn't emerge for seventeen hours, at which point he came out bearing electronic locks that JARVIS could control remotely, keeping Peter out and Tony in. It was, of course, totally accidental that it screeched satanic curses at Steve whenever he touched it.

Right.


About a month or so after they found him, Tony caught Peter flipping through one of his favorites, mouthing the words from memory as he turned the pages. After that, he'd set about teaching Peter in earnest, and the boy picked it up startlingly fast.

Tony, proud as hell, told anyone who would listen; Dr. Doom had to admit it was quite impressive.


"Tony?" Steve entered Tony's workshop, Tony's favorite sandwich and a very large cup of coffee in hand.

"Oh god," Tony paled, looking up, "That's way more caffeine than you let me drink. What happened? Is Pete okay?"

Tony was already up and out of his chair, brushing past Steve, who caught him by the arm. Steve smiled to himself; Tony liked to pretend he could care less about kids or Peter, but he had more of a soft spot for the boy than any of them.

"Peter's fine," Steve reassured his friend, pressing the coffee into his hand, "Can't I just do something nice every once in a while?"

"You're always nice," Tony chuckled, "Extra-caffeine-nice just usually involves bad news."

"Or favors," Steve cleared his throat uncomfortably.

"Or favors," Tony conceded. Then he paused, realizing, "Oh. You want a favor? Name it."

"It's a big favor, Tony," Steve bit his lip, "Don't agree so quickly. You can have time to think about it, too, if you want, it's not necessarily immediate-"

"Steve," Tony rolled his eyes, "Whatever you want, it's yours."

"I'm serious, you're going to want to think about this-"

"Do you want to kill me?"

"What? No!"

"Any of our friends?"

"Of course not, what are you-"

"Then just tell me already so I can say yes."

"If you're not going to take me seriously, I'm taking back the coffee," Steve threatened jokingly.

"No, mine," Tony made a hissing noise not unlike a cat.

"What if that was the favor?" Steve teased.

"You said you didn't want to kill me!" Tony exclaimed, pointing an accusatory finger.

"Caffeine deprivation isn't death," Steve chuckled.

"But it kills my soooul, Steeeve," Tony whined a complaint.

(Rescue by Wordsplat)


What no one seems to fucking remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop (or a dry cave in the middle of nowhere) and he'll revolutionize the world.

(Spectacular Ignorance by darke wulf)


"Okay, so say you were looking at…" Tony thinks, what do normal guys like? "…cars. Say you are looking at cars, but just this one kind of car. What kind of car do you drive?"

"I don't drive a car," says Steve, looking a little puzzled, "I have a bike."

"Like a pedal it yourself kind of bike? 'Cause not only does that kind of suck for you but that really isn't going to work for this example."


Steve must sense his confusion because he immediately says "Sorry, it's just that I don't know too many grad students with a luxury car collection."

True, it's not something he advertises. He generally doesn't have to. Most everyone already knows who he is, especially in the engineering faculty. Plus, nothing loses you the respect of your peers quite like flaunting your wealth, especially while they tell you horror stories about how they got scurvy one year from eating nothing but Mac n' Cheese for six months. Tony's sure he's been dangerously close to malnourished but that was just because he forgot to eat for a week that one time.

(chapter 1 of Standard Deviation by 2GrinningGirls)


"Hey there, professor," he says once he gets close enough for Tony to hear. Tony turns around and grins at him. "Isn't it kind of lame to be partying with a bunch of students?"

"Come on now, Steve, some people at this party are actually cool. Yours truly, for example," Tony says, waving a hand to encompass himself.

Steve rolls his eyes, "Isn't this a little lowbrow? I thought professors were supposed to sip brandy in the Faculty Club."

"Only on Thursdays," says Tony with a laugh. "But you do realize that I'm still technically a student, right? I'm not a real prof, I just play one three times a week."

"Well sure, but you're working on your PhD. Doesn't that make you a little old for the undergrad scene?"

Tony cocks his head to the side. "How old do you think I am?"

"I don't know..." Steve says. He takes in Tony's appearance: blue jeans, band t-shirt that looks old and well loved, carefully groomed goatee, dark hair styled in a way that's not supposed to look styled. He's more casual than he usually appears in class. How old are grad students usually? "Mid-twenties?"

"Yeah, no," Tony says with a laugh, "I'm actually only nineteen."

"Seriously?" Steve blurts before he can stop himself. "You're younger than I am! How does that even work? You must have started your undergrad at—" And Steve doesn't even know how to finish that sentence.

"Fifteen," supplies Tony with an elaborate shrug.

Steve gapes at him, "Are you some kind of child prodigy?" 'Cause seriously, nineteen…nineteen? That's so young. Although that does explain a lot. No wonder his favourite insult is "assclown."


"You know each other?" Steve asks him as he pours some milk into his coffee.

"Hm, Marie and Jan? No, not really. I just come here a lot. Pretty much every day, actually. And by pretty much I just mean every single day. I'm not going to say I'm addicted, I just sort of need caffeine to function at all. And when I don't have it, I can't stop thinking about it. And also I get these shakes—okay, maybe I'm a little bit addicted."

Steve laughs. "But just a little bit," he says. Tony gets the distinct impression he's being humoured.


"I can't believe we're about to play laser tag against a bunch of ten-year-olds." (Steve)

"Don't underestimate them, Steve. That's how they get you. They're vicious." (Tony)

"I don't doubt it." (Steve)

"One time, when I was, I don't know, eight maybe? I brought a bunch of mirrors in with me and gave them out to my team. The other kids lost their shit. They couldn't figure out what was happening. " (Tony)

(chapter 2 of Standard Deviation by 2GrinningGirls)


Finally, lecture ends. From the front of the class, Tony calls, "Okay, I'll take your assignments up at the front, kiddos. Just set 'em on the desk here. If you're not handing in your assignment today, I don't want to hear your excuses for why not. Take the zero like good men and women. And for God's sake don't cough on your homework and then hand it to me. Technically that is a biological attack and I will have to burn your assignment for the good of all."

Steve hangs back to hand up his assignment last, saying "I didn't cough on it, but I may have used it as a sneeze guard. That's cool though, right?"

Tony grins at him. "Get out of here, Rogers, so I can Lysol these assignments in peace."

(chapter 3 of Standard Deviation by 2GrinningGirls)


"Good morning," says Steve, deliberately cheerful. If the 10 a.m. classes have been any indication, Steve is pretty sure that Tony is not a morning person.

"I hate you" is Tony's reply.

Steve chuckles, "But I have presents."

Tony turns around looking slightly suspicious, but his face lights up when he sees the venti black eye in Steve's outstretched hand. Tony lunges for it, takes a sip and sighs with contentment.

"I think you have a caffeine problem," observes Steve as he moves about the kitchen, getting out a bowl and pouring himself a large helping of Shreddies.

Tony doesn't dignify that with an answer.

"Want any?" Steve asks, shaking the Shreddies box, and Tony, looking vaguely disgusted, shakes his head no. Steve shrugs, adds milk to his bowl and then sits down at the table to eat.

"Thanks for this," says Tony, saluting him with the paper cup. "But just for the record, the one food I always have on hand is coffee."

"Tony, I hate to break this to you, but coffee isn't food."

"Yeah, okay," he scoffs.


"Hmm," Tony mumbles, getting off the couch to peruse the collection of games he has stored in the entertainment unit. He picks one out and holds it out to Steve: "Ever played Gears of War?"

"Is that the one where you massacre each other with chainsaws?"

"The very same," Tony replies.

Steve makes a face. "I only played the first one. It wasn't my favourite."

Tony is looking at him like he just lost his mind. "But – but you kill stuff with chainsaws. Graphically."

"But the plot sucked and the game was really short."

"I am not sure that we can be friends anymore."

(chapter 4 of Standard Deviation by 2GrinningGirls)


He gives Steve his best pout. "C'mon, I'm a genius. I pick things up quickly."

Steve gives Tony a considering look. "Yeah, but I'm going to need some kind of insurance in place first. I've heard you genius types are prone to blowing places up. And I don't want to be held responsible." Tony can make out the hint of a smirk on Steve's lips.

"Eh," Tony shrugs, "blowing stuff up is getting old. I'm looking for newer, better ways to screw up now. Tell me, what are your thoughts on melting?" Tony puts both his elbows on the table and rests his chin in his hand as innocently as he can.

"Oh god."

"Yeah, I think I'm done with explosions," says Tony as he taps the fingers of his other hand on the table, "I am turning over a new leaf. From now on I am dedicating myself to melting." He leans forward and lowers his voice, "Say, do you know what happens when you add tert-butyllithium to…pretty much anything, actually? Because I do."

He can tell Steve is trying not to smile. "Lemme guess," he says.

"It sets it on fire," Tony says at the same time Steve says, "It melts."


"I thought you'd like it—Jesus, you have the perfect smile," says Tony around a mouthful of mashed potatoes. "I didn't want to say anything but it's distracting, honestly, no wonder old people love you." Tony pauses as a brilliant idea occurs to him. "I bet you could get away with anything. No, really, stop laughing, I mean it. Think of the possibilities. We could become master con artists. I'd be the brains and you'd be the brawn and if we're ever questioned by the police you'd just flash them those pearly whites of yours and they'd be like, no way, case closed, can't be this guy, not a chance, not with a smile like that."

Steve laughs, cheeks going pink. It's a good look on him. "You're crazy," he says.

"Brilliant," Tony corrects. "And there's that blush. Seriously, we could get away with anything! I mean, who would believe the blushing puppy is part of a devious mastermind team? So what do you say? Wanna help me take over the world?"

"Hmmm…what's my share?"

"Forty percent."

"Sixty," Steve counters.

"Fifty-fifty partners. Final offer."

Steve grins at him. "Deal."

(chapter 5 of Standard Deviation by 2GrinningGirls)


"….what on earth is going on in here?"

Tony's head whipped about, looking at the doorway. Clint had more difficulty seeing, pinned down as he was. He struggled to sit up, but Tony probably weighed almost as much as him, and the man wasn't making any motion to let him up. Still, he managed to shift just enough to see the doorway, where Pepper stood, staring at them. She had obviously been reacting only to the noise, but a strange look passed over her face when she saw that it was Clint there with Tony. She looked extremely surprised, but there was something else there as well. Something he didn't quite understand. And something a little bit pleased.

"Hello, Clint."

"Miss Potts."

She turned her attention back to Tony. "…what are you doing."

"It's a battle for couch domination."

Pepper seemed to take the comment in stride; Clint would wage that she had to put up with much stranger things in her day to day life with Tony. She nodded. "Okay. You do remember that you have an event tonight, don't you? The Abbington Benefit Gala?"

Tony rolled his eyes. "Um, yea, I'm gonna ditch that?"

"Tony, you confirmed your attendance a month ago. You can't ditch it."

"Yea, well, I am. I'm hanging out with Clint."

"Tony…"

"We're bonding. And doing MAN STUFF."

Pepper glanced at the two of them, Tony straddling Clint's lap on the couch. "….oh, is that what this is."

(chapter 1 of Stark With a Drink, End With a Kiss by Nuwanda)


Clint had no idea how fast they were going, only that they made it to the center of town about ten minutes sooner than they should have. "…do you even know what a speed limit is?"

"Yup." Tony unfastened his seatbelt. "Just don't care."

"…..you do know that laws still apply to you, right? Just because you're a billionaire genius doesn't mean you can't get arrested."

"No, I can't get arrested because I'm awesome."

"Oh, is that how it works."


"….Tony…you did not buy me a cravat." (Clint)

"….of course I didn't. Why would I do that?" (Tony)

"Because you're a pain in the ass." (Clint)

"…..this is true." (Tony)

(chapter 2 of Stark With a Drink, End With a Kiss by Nuwanda)


He only realized that he had tuned out Tony's conversation when the woman's attention landed on him. "And who's your handsome friend here?" Oh God.

"Clint Barton."

Oh. That hadn't been nearly as traumatizing as Clint had thought. He'd honestly expected Tony to say something truly embarrassing.

"He's my date."

.oh God. "His friend," Clint cut in, unable to miss the way the woman's eyes widened, or the fact that Tony's words had been spoken directly into that damn microphone, which was probably recording every word. God knows what she was going to do with the information. "I'm his friend."

"And my date."

Clint fixed Tony with a death glare. Tony beamed back at him.

"…..well….." The woman finally seemed to have found her voice again. Clint wished she had stayed shocked, if only just to keep her shut up. "…..how did you two meet?"

Oh God. Clint fumbled desperately for a way to do damage control before Tony could make this any worse, but Tony was already looping an arm around his shoulders. "Oh, we met on a vacation in Acapulco, didn't we, sweetheart?"

"Tony, I swear to God, I am going to kill you."

The reporter was just loving this. Tony was grinning, but seemed to finally take pity on Clint. "Nah, we work together. Clint's a SHIELD agent. Best shot I've ever seen."


"Mr. Stark!"

Oh, God. Another reporter. Tony rolled his eyes at Clint, but his face was calm as he turned to the woman. Clint realized suddenly that both bananas were gone. Tony only had his drink in his hand. Did he eat it and I missed it?

"Mr. Stark, who's your friend, here?"

"This is Ishmael Fujimoto."

Clint somehow managed to turn his burst of laughter into an extremely loud cough. The woman reporter gave him a very odd look. "Well….how did you and…Mr. Fujimoto…meet?"

"At a sumo wrestling exhibition in Scotland."

"….ah….that's…..very interesting."

"No, I'm totally shitting you. His name's Clint, he works with SHIELD."

Clint was actually glad Tony had fessed up; he felt as if he was going to explode from trying to hold back his laughter.

The reporter, on the other hand, didn't look too pleased that Tony had been lying to her. "Oh."

Tony either didn't notice her irritation or, much more likely with Tony, didn't care. And then he reached into his pocket, pulled out a banana, and began peeling it. The woman's eyes widened, and if she had looked upset before, she looked doubly so now. Tony still didn't react, simply began calmly eating his banana. "Yea. Should see him shoot a bow. It's epically badass."

(chapter 3 of Stark With A Drink, End With A Kiss by Nuwanda)


Tony grinned. "Glad you agree." He paused. "Oh. I was saying. Just a forewarning…pretty much anything I cook looks like crap. So these pancakes are pretty ugly. But they'll taste good. Promise."

Clint laughed. "Okay. I consider myself warned."

"Good." Tony led the way into the kitchen, stopping in front of the counter. Clint stared at the pancakes. Tony watched Clint, taking in his reaction.

"…..well," Clint spoke up at last, "you weren't kidding."

Tony laughed. "Nope, not at all."

Clint took another look at the pancakes, cocking his head as he considered them. "…..how the hell do you make square pancakes?"

"I have no idea."

"Seriously…you pour the batter in the pan, it spreads out in a circular pattern. Square pancakes should be impossible. How did you do that?"

"I don't know!"

"That's gotta be a special skill."

"Well, at least it's a skill."

Clint shook his head, grinning, and sat down. Tony placed a plate in front of him.

"Here."

"Thanks." Clint picked up a fork, cutting into the extremely ugly pancakes, taking a bite. "….okay, yeah. These are really good."

"Told you." Tony sat down opposite Clint, digging into his own pancakes. "I may make ugly food, but it tastes good."

(New Beginnings by Nuwanda)


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There's Always A Catch by Karma Rue Lovegood Everdeen reviews
The Enchantress always did bite off more than she could chew. This time after being defeated by the Avengers she has one last parting shot; make them watch movies about their lives to try and break up the group. It doesn't really go her way. Fem!Tony, Male!Pepper, Watching Avengers Assemble, Iron Man 1 & 2, Thor & Captain America.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 77 - Words: 254,901 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
That Happens Sometimes by FrostedFangirl reviews
Clint and Steve are trying to teach Thor how to peel an orange, but he just won't get it! ...And then he (sort of) does, and chaos is brought forth. "OH MY EYE HOW IT BURNS!" Crack fic! No slash! Mild romance! This is a story about Thor, fruit, things, and dogs. I am not to be held responsible for death by too much laughter or lack of air.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 208 - Words: 147,404 - Reviews: 3327 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Thor
The Avengers Chronicles by Winter Waters reviews
Just a series of one-shots of the Avengers. There is no slash, but read into it what you will. There is Friendship, team bonding, whump! mainly though. Tony Stark will feature mainly because he is a glory hog Tony: No, I'm just awesome that way! "Why isn't Tony gloating that he saved me?" Clint asked. *Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,063 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Moments of Happiness by BloodyRedQueen reviews
Sequel to Life Altering Moments. Sirius and Orion are off to Hogwarts, this story will be a continuation of Life Altering Moments, covering the boys first year at Hogwarts and everything that happens to the Potter-Malfoy family. Very AU and contains Slash Relationships
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,448 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,894 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
If die, only in Manhattan by niewypowiedziane reviews
A few months after coming back from Afghanistan, Tony finds out that he has cancer. Faced with that and other problems, what does he do? He hides behind Iron Man's mask and disappears from the world. For some time, the world almost forgets. The Avengers never get to meet Tony Stark, but someone is too curious for their own good. (sick!Tony, secret identity AU)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 300,672 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Brain Freeze by inukagome15 reviews
Part 9 of the "It's All in the Mind" series. Tony wouldn't change a thing. Honestly. He might've gotten shot and almost killed, but it was all good. At least, until he gets kidnapped. Again. Maybe he should put up a sign saying he's no damsel, but that would belie the truth because right now? Right now he's completely alone, and it's so cold…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 48,957 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Circles of Rust--Anchored in Dust by Kerosene Stevens reviews
What if Tony ran away, rather than return to the US? What if he became Iron Man from the corner of a workshop in India? What if he and Bruce met up before Helicarriers existed? What if Steve Rogers recognized the face of a dead man? What if Fury told him Iron Man's a terrorist? What if he and three very special agents looked for the armor but found the Hulk? Also, Pepper the cat.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,677 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Dirt That Can't Be Scrubbed Clean by MadelineElaineDew reviews
Sam is just so distracted these days that he's dumb – lucky for him, however, Dean is a little smarter than he acts. *General spoilers up to season three* Sam/Dean
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Sam W., Dean W.
The Desolation of Sherlock by drekadair reviews
John realizes that Sherlock is not quite what he appears to be. A series of dragon!lock oneshots.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,405 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Winged Soul by inukagome15 reviews
It wasn't until he was three that he realized he was different and no one else could see the wings.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,478 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,909 - Reviews: 3259 - Favs: 5,280 - Follows: 5,734 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Poseidon, Percy J., Amphitrite, Triton
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,039 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 5,692 - Follows: 6,417 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5554 - Favs: 8,445 - Follows: 9,061 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Melody Marie Holmes - Daughter of the Detective by XoAwakeAndAliveoX reviews
"It wasn't as impossible as everyone had thought. After all, Sherlock was only human. Of course, that didn't keep everyone else from being completely confused and shocked as the detective strode out of 221B Baker Street with a small child in tow, her arms wrapped tightly around a teddy bear." Series of oneshots ft. Sherlock and his life with his daughter, Melody Marie Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., OC
Banana Feels by Animegirl1129 reviews
In which Lassiter suffers a comical injury and Shawn is rather amused. Slash.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Circles by the ticking clock reviews
Will dreams of burning. Spoilers for book 12.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Will, Halt
Trials and Tribulations by Miki Mechetta reviews
(High School AU: Sequel to For the Kids) Aster's in love. Jack can't sleep, Nick's oblivious, Sandy's amused, and Ana's about ready to kill them all. [Previously known as For The Shippers]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 83,554 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
You Watch Me Prowl In The Darkness by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
Howard has done more to Tony than anyone knows, except Tony himself. He's tampered with Tony's genes, right down to what makes him human. Until he isn't anymore.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
He's Not A Sidekick, He's A Minion by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
Harley meets the Avengers. Not everyone is equally impressed. Final part of the Kidnapping Is A Bad Thing, Tony series.
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harley K., A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Make It Canon by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Dean, who by the way, totally doesn't have a crush on Cas, even a little bit (hell no, he's not gay for his best friend, what is Sammy /thinking/), discovers Destiel. Sam suggests he make it canon. Dean is horrified, because there is /no/ way he has thought about that. Not even once. -Non-established, implied Destiel, mentions of Sabriel and Wincest. Crack. Cas is mentioned only.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Stark Realizations by AstraGalactic reviews
When Loki falls to Earth he has every intention of conquering it, but as a cat he is taken in by Tony Stark, and as he watches him struggle through life in the face of certain death, the Trickster starts to think twice about what he had on Asgard.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,850 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Loki
Reflections Across Enemy Lines by AstraGalactic reviews
Having escaped from Asgardian justice, Loki returns to Earth to make the Avengers pay for ruining his moment of glory. He studies them, learns their pasts and weaknesses to use against them. Trouble is, one of them reminds him a bit of himself... and it makes him feel unacceptably uncertain.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,250 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Worship of Chaos by Joermungandr reviews
As a god, you are oddly bound to mortal beings. You can tell if a mortal being believes, if it worships or if it despises, it does not affect your power, but it is a tingle in the back of your mind. It did not surprise Loki that all he ever received was ignorance and hatred and disbelief. Who would worship a being of chaos? No one,until...[movieverse no slash wear googles for L/TS]
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
We Need to Talk About Cas by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
Sam's overtired from their latest hunt and he finally can't take Dean and Castiel staring at each other like they're having sex with their eyes anymore. He kinda, sorta accidentally says something that may or may not make Dean turn beet red and flustered and fidgety as all hell. Sam's amused. Dean's embarrassed. Cas is... well, he's Cas. -Destiel OS, rated for language and content.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
Just a Rose on a Star by Road of Ruin reviews
It wouldn't be the first time Tony Stark had flirted with death. But no matter what the others said, reading stories to the quarantined God of Mischief was definitely one of his better ideas. FrostIron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,195 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
For The Kids by Miki Mechetta reviews
(High School AU) When four friends are forced to ask the school loner, Jack Frost, to help them with this year's Christmas benefit none of them think he's going to agree, but he does. Things are about to get interesting and they're going to discover that there's more to Jack than meets the eye.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
Becoming a 'Normal' Family by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Oneshot: Natasha was never one to believe in always getting what she wanted out of life, but deep down, she realizes that she wants, needs Tony to trust her. She knows this will likely never happen, she burned Stark once already after all. "You know, they already consider you family. You don't have to go out of your way to convince them."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
His Imagination by Hisa-Ai
Set after "Love in the Time of Dragons." After Alice's arrest and then escape from Camelot, Arthur wants to make sure Merlin and Gaius haven't had a falling out that could ruin their relationship. ""Merlin," Arthur sighed not a moment later. "You know... you've always got me, right?" he asked."
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Newborn by Ilerre reviews
They all just assumed.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,149 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Just For Tonight by Hisa-Ai reviews
After a long, hard day at work, Merlin is too tired to make it back to his own bed. So Arthur lets him spend the night with him. "Excuse me, sire, I just thought you should know that your son had me in his bed last night. We spooned and it was magical."
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Blood sugar by niewypowiedziane reviews
Tony is diabetic and no, it's not a secret. (But he honestly loves those green tea Kit Kats, too.)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete
Flash of Fear by Loopstagirl reviews
Merlin had always found storms to be powerful and awe-inspiring. It seemed that Arthur had other ideas.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Ratiocination The Logic Behind a Perfect Coffee by donutsweeper reviews
Sherlock is a barista and known for speaking to his customers bluntly and judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. AU
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,981 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Alternative State of Mentality by inukagome15 reviews
Part 8 of the "It's All in the Mind" series. Tony Stark does not have time for this garbage. Someone outed his secret to the public. No, not the one where he's dating Steve. Yes, the one where he's a mutant. Yes, he's mad. Yes, his life sucks. What else is new? Oh, hi, Extremis.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,207 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Life After by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
When he was a child, he yearned for normal. Now that he is a man, he finds happiness not in a white picket fence or a beautiful girl who loves him but in the solid fact that he can do anything. Normal is so overrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Languishing Landladies by SeductivelyDeductive13 reviews
Sherlock doesn't take kindly to those who frighten his landlady. Protective!Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Not My Heaven by FictionalNutter reviews
Follows Dark Side Of The Moon. Sam doesn't understand what was wrong with his Heaven, and Dean is struggling to trust a brother who so clearly didn't care for his family. After hurtful words are exchanged and Sam leaves, Castiel finds himself explaining exactly how Heaven should've been for the Winchesters, and Dean realizes that he and Sam truly need each other.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
Restless by niewypowiedziane reviews
A different kind of clean slate.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
If You See Me, Please Just Walk On By by InfluentialPineapple reviews
Every once in a while, the Arc Reactor becomes too unbearable for Tony to even haul himself out of bed, and he takes a day. Because he deserves that much at least, right? Unfortunately, the team doesn't quite understand. Prompt fill for the illustrious kinkmeme. Rated for language, violence, and distressing visuals. Tony whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
A New Life by HarryPotterBlack7 reviews
Set after DH. Harry is transported to an alternate universe, where he grows up as James' brother. But when he gets tangled in a web of family, romance and the First War, what will Harry do? HPSB has started!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 217,621 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 3,003 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Dating Game by inukagome15 reviews
Part 7 of the "It's All in the Mind" series; set during "It's All in the Mind" and "A State of Mental Extremes". Five times Tony didn't know he was out on a date, and the one time he knew exactly what was going on.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
A Different Future by mykkila09 reviews
Fix-it story, also, a re-post of previous titled story "Fixing the Future, Changing the Past"-different name, same story. Story contains slash of the Erik/Charles and Alex/Beast kind...summary inside...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,929 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Days like this by niewypowiedziane reviews
On days like this Natasha wishes she could do something but she cannot, so she observes Tony closely and helps him as much a possible. Today there is someone else to help, too.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Reliably Informed by whitchry9 reviews
Sherlock liked to insist he didn't have a heart, but that didn't work out so well when it stopped functioning like it was supposed to. And Sherlock really hated being in the hospital. Rated for language in later chapters. 28 chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unspoken by Von reviews
Captain America is the undisputed leader of the Avengers, but when he goes down? Iron Man steps up. Fury wants to know why nobody else thinks that's crazy. (A short story in two (three) parts)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
I do, I do, I do, I do by flashwitch reviews
Phil and Clint get married. A lot. (That's basically the whole story, but with a lot more angst than the summary suggests).
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Demons by ClassyGirlsWearPearls reviews
Sherlock shares the demons of his past and tells John what happened between him and Sebastian Wilkes, and gives him an insight into his childhood so he can understand it better. Potential triggers for bullying.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,829 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Mycroft H., Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
The Radio Had It Coming! by TrekkieL reviews
Summary: When a song comes on the radio that upsets John, Sherlock knows how to help him and sticks up for him. Mentions of war, Johnlock and lots of fluff. Angst/Friendship/Hurt/Comfort. Please read and review. NEW: I decided to continue and do a list of songs and reactions from our favourite pair! :D
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Brave by GirHugs reviews
When Tony walks into the kitchen with no beard and his head completely shaven, everyone is speechless. And then Clint bursts out laughing and Bruce reminds Tony that boredom is not a valid excuse for becoming an evil mastermind. (Friendship - Tony & Harley Keener aka That Kid from IM3)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Complete
Dean's Got Himself A Cas by smellslikesalvation reviews
John finds out. One-shot (Rated T, but has harsh language)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, John W. - Complete
Message For Mycroft by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock needs to leave a message for Mycroft, to prove a point, but for some reason John isn't keen on his methods. A 221B birthday gift for Patamalah21 - happy birthday dearie!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Blessed Silence by The Cake Genius reviews
All his life, Sherlock has never been able to maintain a singular train of thought. His brain has always been too loud for him to have any silence. A dash of Johnlock, drabble-ish, not terribly original. Rated T only for minor mentions of drug use.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Secrets by johnlockislove reviews
Sherlock gets curious and asks John about his secrets, but ends up revealing a little more than he would have liked. Trigger warning for: Abuse, sexual assault and suicide.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
No Sht Sherlock by RoseUnicorn
Very, Very, Very Short story. Not even a story. My mind spitting out random combinations of 26 letters after watching the Sherlock Teaser trailer. I think these are actually called headcannons, I'm not sure because i'm an idiot. Mary and John have an argument, Someone dies, Swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Rather Tasty Ammunition by fraughtwithsparkles reviews
A prompt fill on LJ: Watson has taken to bringing food with him during Sherlock's cases. Because as much as Sherlock likes to say eating during cases is bad for his mind, Watson has found that if you stuff a mouthful of food in Sherlock's mouth while he's talking he will chew and swallow it so he can continue talking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pranking Fury! by m1ss-Cheshire Cat reviews
Tony finally perfected his anti-bullet force-field shield, and what better way to test it than breaking into SHIELD with the other Avengers and pretending to be zombies? (Among other stories)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Taken by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
Tony had thought he was part of a team; maybe he was wrong. But he's going to need their help to get out of this one. No Slash, post movie. Tony!whump. Warning for swears. Borderline M rating.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,972 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
In Sickness, and In Health by remy-areyousrs reviews
John's suffering from a horrendous migraine and a fever. Unexpectedly, Sherlock takes care of it. Plotless fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fear to Friendship by Zothar reviews
Bruce knows the fear. He is used to it. How does he react to the one man that doesn't seem to fear him? Non-slash.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Domino by Deception's Call reviews
When John is injured on a case and is admitted to the hospital, those at Scotland Yard come to realize that perhaps Sherlock Holmes has a heart after all.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What More Is There? by AssessTheSituation reviews
"Mr. Stark, it's a pleasure." Slash. Tony/Loki
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,959 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Loki
Watson your face, John? by Raggedy Dama reviews
Sherlock has been diligently avoiding asking John a particular question, not wishing to damage their newly developed friendship. It seems like he just can't hold it in himself anymore after a month of staying quiet.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/6/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Wedding Crasher by TheDarkestShinobi reviews
"If anyone has any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony come forward now or forever hold your piece." "I have four reasons." A low baritone spoke up from the crowd. "And it only took me five seconds to find them." Sherlock crashes Johns wedding. JohnLock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Child's Play by ineffabletwaddle reviews
Lestrade brings his daughter to work. She's a bit of a handful, but, as it turns out, Sherlock's rather good at this. Albeit in his own, Sherlocky-way. ... "They're cute together, aren't they?" John sighs fondly from besides him. Cute isn't the word Lestrade would have used. Disturbing, sure.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Survival Instinct by ineffabletwaddle reviews
Sherlock's just returned and he and John are pretending that everything's fine- No really, it's all fine. Except, of course, it's not. ...Written for this prompt: After Sherlock's "comeback" John starts obsessing with constantly making sure he's alive (checking his heartbeat etc.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Mares of the Night by warrior of the nile reviews
Sherlock has been back a month. Things are returning to normal for the two. John's nightmares are starting to stop. Sherlock's, however, are not.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
S is for Anderson by MargyW reviews
When John discovers that Anderson's first name begins with the letter S, Sherlock's curiosity gets the better of him. Another fic exploring the "naughty boy" dynamic of Sherlock & John's friendship. Fic is a bit cracky. Rated T for language. Mentions of corporal punishment.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Funny How These Things Turn Out by dget reviews
"Of course, this refreshing lack of condescension has the flip side of Sherlock being unlikely to see a problem with, say, leaving a child alone in a room of live power tools, so Greg feels he is justified in keeping one eye on the interaction between his seven-year-old daughter and the detective." A fluffy Christmas drabble, from Lestrade's perspective.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2013 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Sonata Principle by arioso dolente reviews
Sherlock Holmes is a genius, and so is fluent in many languages. He excels in English, French, German, and any number of others. He is matchless in the subtle language of observation and deduction. What no one understands is that none of these was ever his native language, the language of his thoughts. At least, until someone else happens to figure it out.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dictionary by EFAW reviews
LOVE is spelled with twenty-six words. Shassie. Drabble collection. Oneshot.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Underrate Risks by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,460 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Sensitivity Training by BlueSkye12 reviews
John struggles with flashbacks when he and Sherlock arrive on the scene of a car bombing involving a Land Rover. One-shot. Mid-first season. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/10/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, Anderson
Afghanistan or Iraq by Lonelyadelaide reviews
Sherlock's pov when Stamford brings John in to the lab. Kiddie characters!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Look It Up by the cat and the canary reviews
A set of drabbles/one shots/whatever you want to call them written from words I choose at random from a dictionary. Horace/Will will be a consistent pairing but others will be featured as well.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 23,258 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Horace, Will
Sleep Tight by TheGameIsOn-Geronimo reviews
Or "The 5 times Sherlock fell asleep on John and the 1 time John fell asleep too." Sherlock was hardly ever seen sleeping, because while sleeping he felt vulnerable and also it was so hard for him to shut his brain up. But, when John comes into the equation, he starts to find it a lot easier to let unconsciousness take over. Also on AO3
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Ice by Asagi Tsuki
Sherlock was a mystery—a contradiction. He was tall, lanky and bony, all sharp angles and no rounded edges, yet he had the air of grace and finesse in everything he did. John decided that it was really, really unfair.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 3,153 - Follows: 726 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hiccups Are No Laughing Matter by GirHugs reviews
See, when you have something like the arc reactor lodged in your chest and your diaphragm suddenly tries to push your lungs into space that doesn't exist, hiccups abruptly jump out of the 'annoyingly amusing' category and right into the 'really painful' one. (aka- That time Tony gets the hiccups and freaks everyone out)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 160 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Honest Mistake by Shirekat reviews
Mary Morstan, Hamish's third-grade teacher, makes an honest mistake, and Sherlock corrects her. "You did that on purpose, didn't you?" John muttered to Sherlock as soon as she was out of earshot. Sherlock shrugged. "She was flirting with you," he said by way of explanation.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 143 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
A Tea Party by Shellysbees reviews
The tea party scene rewritten with Parentlock "My name's Jim." He said, eyes focused on Hailey, no longer interested in Sherlock for the moment. "I'm a friend of your fathers." She shook her head gently, brows furrowing in a very Watson like manner. "No you're not. Father doesn't like you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Marks by Unforgotten reviews
Charles brings his grading along when Erik kidnaps him. Erik finds this vexing.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
A Little Bit Lady and the Tramp by Chibi StarLyte reviews
When Angelo looked up to wave at them through the window, something amazing happened.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Legacy by MargyW reviews
John receives a bequest from the Will of his recently deceased cousin. The boys are shocked by what they discover. Fic is a little cracky. Rated T for sexual references and swear words.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lazy Mornings by LadyLoki221 reviews
John and Sherlock enjoy a lazy morning in bed. Pure fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The meeting by niewypowiedziane reviews
Cassie, a SHIELD medical nurse, was hoping to meet the New York heroes for a long time. But when it turns out that the meeting features half-naked Tony Stark and her trying not to let him suffocate after getting hit in the chest he took during a fight, she decides it's not the meeting she had in mind. An outsider POV take on Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,983 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Deductions by HallowedSpecter reviews
Sherlock hadn't seen his best friend in nearly three years. It was hard not to notice the drastic changes and wonder what had caused them. *reeeaally short headcannon written for a competition. Inspired by a piece of fan art that I've yet to find again.*
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Repercussions by Kanae Yuna reviews
"Tony really hated magic. Guns and skilled assassins, Tony could handle, but having his own teammates turned against him because they thought he was the enemy? He had to draw the line there." After a fight with the Enchantress, Tony is left badly injured, but no one knows what happened. The problem? He refuses to tell anyone the truth.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,545 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Trip of the Mind by Crowley For King reviews
After running off by himself again, Sherlock is forcibly given a dose of LSD. Unable to tell the difference between reality and hallucinations, he unwillingly and unknowingly gives everyone an unfiltered look into his own mind. And what they see is startling. OneShot. Mentions of child abuse. Wear wichever goggles you choose.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Screw the Roses by ineffabletwaddle reviews
Utter crack AU-Joanna Watson is a badly dressed BAMF being wooed by a criminal mastermind. Her sassy gay best friend, Sherlock, has no fucks to give. And Mycroft is scandalized by the lot of them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Disguised Detective by TemporarilyAbaft reviews
"Sherlock had mentioned before that he sometimes used disguises. Until now, John hadn't really seen the man utilize one that went beyond changing his personality or voice. This time, however, it took John a second to realize that it was, actually, Sherlock." Elements of Doyle's "Dying Detective."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Error: Mind Palace Overload by LondonFan reviews
Sherlock can't always rely on his Mind Palace and this is something he doesn't want to accept. There is one person, however, who is always there for him - John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Master of Riddles by bethanyyerinn reviews
John and Sherlock fight over whether or not riddles are solvable. Just a silly little thing I did out of boredom. One-shot. Hobbit references. Mild Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not a Fool (Just Upside Down) by Road of Ruin reviews
Loki realizes just how insane Tony truly is and tries to pawn him off to Steve, much to Tony's irritation. FrostIron, ThunderShield. JaRoaS-verse, Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki - Complete
Alleyways and Payphone Calls by YesIEatQuiche reviews
Very drably drabbles, which all occur in alleyways. A look at John and Sherlock's relationship, Slight S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,958 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
His little project by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
"The reason I'm telling you, Rogers, is I'm pretty sure that you won't find it in that file. And if you're trying to understand Stark? Don't. Better minds than yours have failed in that endeavor. Just accept that he's there, and that he rolls the way he does." Part 2 of the Kidnapping is a Bad Thing, Tony series.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Nick F. - Complete
Somebody's hero by Eternal She-Wolf reviews
Tony Stark is six when he learns that nobody will come for him. If he wants to be rescued, he'll have to take care of it himself. Part 1 of the Kidnapping is a Bad Thing, Tony series.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 110 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Wherever You Will Go by WickedForGood13 reviews
When Aragorn is presumed dead, Legolas loses hope and is ready to give up on life. Yet the Ranger's unexpected - although by no means unwelcome - return precipitates a surprising confession on the part of the Elf, one that will change both his own fate and that of Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Very Lonely Day by Padaloki reviews
In which Thor completely forgets his little brother's birthday, and returns to the palace to find that Loki has spent the day crying in his bedroom. Pre-Thor. Contains mentions self-harm and a potentially lethal amount of angst and brotherly fluff.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Twelve months by niewypowiedziane reviews
Twelve months in twelve pieces: how Clint and Tony, slowly but steadily, become "Clint and Tony".
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,520 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Messing around on the Argo 2 by BabyBird101 reviews
when Pery Jackson ans Leo valdez get bored while everyone else is busy what trouble will these two get into? strong Percabeth :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Percy J., Leo V. - Complete
Rebellion by storylover18 reviews
Sherlock wakes John up one night when he has a lot of pain and when John is unable to help his friend, Sherlock concedes to hospital care. No slash, just friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not-Godfather by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Five times that Nick didn't show that he secretly cared for Tony, and one time he did. Fury got offered the position of being Tony's Godfather from Howard, but face it...being the dirrector of SHIELD is bound to give you enemies, best to keep Tony out of trouble, not that it helps much...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete
Out of the Mouths of Babes by xfphile reviews
In her defense, Miranda was hardly expecting a dull, typical morning and routine lunch (in which she graded papers, rode herd on a large number of 11 and 12 year-olds, and did her level best to din some knowledge of basic grammar into their heads before bringing not one, but *two* food fights to a screeching halt) to segue into two masked gunmen calmly entering her classroom.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,152 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
ADD by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Slight swearing, Challenge: "I- I'm not that good with disorders…but chaos in your lab. The missed meetings and the odd irrelevant statements…Tony, do you have ADD?" "It doesn't mean that you're wrong. You aren't a freak because of an impairment, Tony"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 123 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Trust Issues by Hekate1308 reviews
Sherlock Holmes had always trusted DI Greg Lestrade. But when it turned out the detective might have brought an innocent man behind bars, Sherlock didn't know what to think. Post-Reunion.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,874 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
I take Thee, Should'st Thy be Thine (or something like that) by Road of Ruin reviews
For the sake of curiosity, Tony pulls Loki into a true Asgardian marriage. Sort of. Not really. FrostIron, JaRoaS-verse. Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
I prefer the sound of the ocean by niewypowiedziane reviews
The reality of living with the Arc Reactor / chronic pain.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Burning Candles by b7-kerravon reviews
A few months have passed since the Avengers fought the Chitauri, and the team is coming together, except for Tony, who seems to be coming apart. At first, Steve assumes that he's just being irresponsible and annoying, but then JARVIS clues him in. Overworked!Tony fic, for an Avengerskink prompt
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,388 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 193 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Constant Thrumming by FlippinSirens reviews
Erik is on his own to pick up a mutant but not without Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Extrapolation by 2GrinningGirls reviews
Tony licks his lips. "Do you want to watch the rest of the movie?" he asks in a strained tone. "No," Steve says, kissing him again. Sequel to Standard Deviation. Steve/Tony. College AU.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Hold On To Your Heart by Road of Ruin reviews
AU. In a world of no guaranties, love, like loyalty, is for the highest bidder and Loki makes the riskiest call, placing a Pandora's box full of truths, of hurts and power, into his hands. As long as Tony keeps it closed, he holds the key to the god's destruction. Or so they thought. FrostIron, Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Iron Façade by Karma Rue Lovegood Everdeen reviews
Toni Stark is a complicated person. She may come off as a classic narcissist to people she doesn't know and they may think she doesn't care. The truth is she can't trust them. She can't trust anyone. She had to keep up the façade. Companion piece to There's Always A Catch. Character study of Antoinette Stark
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Abnormality by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Tony Stark was a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and an Avengers. Ashton Carter was a student to Charles Xavier-he was a mutant. Twenty years ago, Tony walked out, and he never looked back. Sometimes, you don't have to turn around, when fate just throws something three inches infront of your face...just peachy. Warning- There's X-men in here...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,234 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Situation in New York by Kyprish Prophetess reviews
The problem with having a specialized team is that the members are themselves rather... special.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,274 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
So He Plays by writersmoon reviews
Sherlock knows that any violinist could sooth John back to sleep, but he still plays. But what happens when he isn't the one playing? Probably very fluffy!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Road of Ruin reviews
Loki manages to get sick at Stark Tower. Unfortunately for him, that means Tony gets to play nurse. FrostIron, JaRoaS-verse. Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Afterimage by niewypowiedziane reviews
Sometimes, people and objects just suddenly appear and it's frightening. (Blind!Tony, AU after his rescue in Afghanistan)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 150,386 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson, Pepper P., Jarvis - Complete
A State of Mental Extremes by inukagome15 reviews
Part 6 of the "It's All in the Mind" series. Tony is protective of his own. The Avengers are off limits to Fury and his lackeys. But maybe he should be more concerned with his own safety. Oops.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 54,140 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Five times Clint curled up in his blanket and once he wished he could by flashwitch reviews
Does what it says on the tin. Clint and his blanket, a love story. Side story in the OCD verse, should be read before the next few chapters of Best Laid Plans.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Sail by OneEightSix reviews
Tony Stark mysteriously disappeared 4 weeks back on a regular op taking place in a rainy Sunday afternoon and disappeared. Finally, after a desperate search, he was found. Tony had been subjected to heavy torture, but by who, and why? No one knows. He hardly spoke a word of it since. But Steve is determined to get to the bottom of this, to bring the old Tony back.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,337 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Master Magician by Taylor Hayes reviews
Tony wears a mask and offers a performance, and it all hides the truth. Drabble character study of Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
In a strange world by niewypowiedziane reviews
The world doesn't know who Iron Man is. The world knows Tony Stark has been hiding from it for years. The world is Avengers' constant damsel in distress. The world is a strange place where a certain out-of-time Steve is lost; a place that he doesn't understand until he does. (AU fill for avengerkink prompt where Tony doesn't leave the Iron Man Suit)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Savior by glambertcello reviews
Bruce believed he couldn't have Tony, so long as the Hulk was a part of him. If he tried to make things work, the Hulk would destroy Tony. Or, so he thought. The first time Bruce hears about what the Hulk did to save Tony during the final battle. I will never own the Avengers, even though that makes me sad. Science Boyfriends fic. Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Sink Drainer of DEATH, DESTRUCTION, and DOOM by Xayhra reviews
I was at my grandma's and came up with this. Will does the dishes and, well, sink drainer incident. Crappy summary but hopefully better fic. One-shot. Please review.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Will, Halt - Complete
Tongue Tied by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
5 times that Charles and Erik kiss and 1 time they didn't, even though they really should have. Really.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 335 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Much of you is repetition by niewypowiedziane reviews
Adjusting is healing is forgetting, or so Clint thinks. Tony teaches him he is wrong and kind of saves his life in the meantime. Post-Avengers. [trigger warning for self harm]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Not So Secret Love Affair by Death By TARDIS reviews
Clint has a nightmare and Tony goes up to calm him down. IronHawk
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Marked by Blind Author reviews
Dean/Cas, pre-slash. A brief interlude set immediately after 5x08. Castiel could have raised Dean from Hell without marking him. He intended to, in fact. But once he'd grasped Dean's soul, Dean…refused to let go.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Some Things in Common by lokisadvocate reviews
Mutual fears lead to mutual cuddling. Frostiron.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Bloody Feathers by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge:Vampire!Tony "Not that bad? Have you stood outside in the suns bright gaze and wished to actually feel it again. Don't you wish to ever feel your heartbeat, or enjoy the small foods that seem so insignificant until you can only taste metal and blood?" He asked, eyes full with some unspoken sorrow,"Never say that being a Vampire isn't that bad."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,905 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Care by loyallokigirl reviews
Tony's ill and Loki's got to look after him.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
There is a world by niewypowiedziane reviews
Apparently, being part of a superhero team means you are not allowed to have a family, because you are a liability. So when Toni finds out that she is pregnant and decides to keep the child, she is all alone. (post-avengers, fem!Tony fill for avengerkink, trigger warning for miscarriage)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,656 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Donkey Ears or Not, I Still Love You by DeathByDarkness13 reviews
Who knew that it would be a pair of donkey ears and a pesky goblin that finally brought them together? Merthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2013 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
Standard Deviation by 2GrinningGirls reviews
Okay, so maybe Steve isn't Professor Stark's biggest fan at the start of the term but first impressions can be mistaken. Now Steve doesn't care what Clint says, Tony is not his boyfriend. College AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,902 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Dreaming Electric by Jukebox Hound reviews
New York City is still rebuilding when the biotech virus Extremis is released, upgrading a lone domestic terrorist into a posthuman threat. Tony would've been happy to keep playing with alien tech in his lab, saving average citizens as Iron Man, and pretending not to notice these other people moving into his tower, but sometimes a person just can't have nice things. Steve/Tony.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,413 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Backwards by TheFallOfGallifrey reviews
Pepper Potts knew the moment that Natasha introduced her to Special Agent Clinton "Clint" Barton that he and Tony would make quick friends. Any man that introduced himself with "Clint Barton, I shoot things," with a wink and a cocky smile would get along famously with the genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Under Cover by Road of Ruin reviews
Tony isn't quite sure why Loki thinks his bed is the perfect hiding place, but frankly, he's just too tired to care. FrostIron, Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
A Life Reconstructed by Kat3418 reviews
Harry finds his life to be a lie and sets off to redo it the right way.Armed with the memories and powers of his once future, Harry is determined to seek revenge, and in true Harry Potter fashion, save the world.SmartXPowerfulXAnimagusHarry.Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,937 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Of Fudge and Nuts by InsaneMelon reviews
When Bruce hulks out in the Tower, he thinks his life with the Avengers is over. Good thing Tony is there to defuse the bomb and his methods not only get Bruce but the whole team to start thinking about the Big Guy in a different light... TeamFriendship, ScienceBros
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Dogs of War by thanatogratus reviews
Harry did it. Voldemort is dead. Now all that's left to do is celebrate, the only problem is that everyones dead. In order to make things right, Harry goes back in time. Only Harry's secret might just destroy his entire future. And the wizarding world's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,658 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
The 21st Century for Dummies by inukagome15 reviews
For the Cap/Iron Man Exchange. The 21st century is shiny and new and everything Steve isn't. When he tries to better understand his new world, Tony helps. Or tries to. At least it isn't the porno Clint showed him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/29/2013 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Musical by Muggleborn Demigod reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Malfoy, Snape, and Dumbledore are transported to a mysterious room by a very cliché flash of light. There, they are told to watch a very hilarious parody musical about Harry called 'A Very Potter Musicical'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Destined and Doomed by 18087 reviews
The Marauders are back for their 6th year, and expect nothing to have changed. But things have; there is a new Slytherin student and there is something about Harrison Peters that is drawing Sirius in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,398 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Man With The Broken Heart by AngelShep reviews
Tony was many things. Most people didn't know half of them. Narcissist. He always agreed with it cause, let's face it, it's easier people believe it to be true than having to explain the real, harsh reality, which is: he hates himself. One-shot. Angst.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
We Accidentally A Relationship by inukagome15 reviews
For the Cap/Iron Man Exchange. In which Tony is pining and Steve is oblivious, and the Avengers and Pepper are not having this.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,736 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/25/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
A, E or O by novusluna reviews
Tony hates that he needs glasses because he's aging. Although Tony wears contacts when he's not wearing prescription sunglasses, he'll occasionally forget to put them in. Bruce catches the engineer squinting at some of his notes, and grabbing Bruce's glasses for a quick once-through. Science Bros Headcanon #121 Tony Bruce friendship Pre- Science Boyfriends
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Tony Stark Has Friends by cakeisnotpie reviews
Tony Stark doesn't have many friends. He's got Pepper and Rhodey ... when he isn't pissing them off .. and then along comes Clint Barton.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Through Thick and Thin by charlock221 reviews
A-Z one-shots of hurt/comfort stories between Sherlock and John. Perhaps Sherlock doesn't realise just how much he needs John. Or vice versa, for that matter. They are always there for each other, though of course, their friendship isn't without its obstacles and difficulties.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 93,645 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Off the Record by Web of Obsidian reviews
The doctor. The government. The policeman. The assistant. Sherlock recorded everything that happened on the rooftop. The four he left behind listen to it. Post "The Reichenbach Fall".
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Insanity and Impossibilities by Hekate1308 reviews
Henry Knight hadn't doubted his sanity for a moment since Sherlock Holmes had proved that his father had been right. Finding a man he'd thought dead for two years on his doorstep, however, was almost enough to make him believe himself mad again. Henry Knight and Sherlock Holmes, Post-Reichenbach. Continued because I couldn't resist.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Henry Knight, Sherlock H. - Complete
Heavy Metal Man by novusluna reviews
Or the 101 worst things about Tony Stark. Or how he and Bruce Banner are not the same, but they are similar. Or how Tony's bots are bipolar, neurotic, attention seeking, hyperactive nutjobs on crack. Science Bros. Pre- Science Boyfriends. Mentions of JARVIS, Dummy, You & Butterfingers
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Sniffer Dog by TSylvestrisA reviews
If anyone had asked him, Robbie could have told them the way they were handling Holmes was all wrong. They were giving him lots of attention for behaviour they didn't like, and for a man or dog as lonely as Holmes, even negative attention was better than being ignored. (Johnlock.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/10/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
All Alone by Return My Sanity reviews
Sherlock will never get used to not having John around. Still, he knows it's the only way. John's texts are what keeps him going. Angst. Pre slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Mortals and Svartalheim by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "…Friend Anthony- you cannot possibly," Thor started before frowning as if deep in thought. "Okay, I can take a lot of crap. But there is no way, you are a god." Anthony Edward Tyrggr Stark. Part time Asgardian? Just a little on his mother's side.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 182 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Long Day's Night by Ruffsputin reviews
Usually, after a long, drawn out case, Sherlock finally got to go bed. John went to work.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Hypothetical by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
Arthur is saved by a sorcerer who looks a lot like Merlin. They have a discussion why that could be. WARNINGS: excessive use of the word hypothetical.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Headaches by CaptainSierra reviews
A story that got in my head when it started hurting. One shot. "Sherlock Holmes gets headaches often. Although he'd never admit to it."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
His Voice by glambertcello reviews
When John finds himself wondering, "What do you miss most about him?" he realizes the answer is simple, easy to decide. Post Reichenbach. Johnlock. I do not own Sherlock! Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lokabrenna by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
"…I found it in Norway, in a small town named 'Sirius', like the constellation."Never really thought much of it- until I found out that 'Sirius' was known to the Norse as 'Lokabrenna' . Which apparently means 'Loki's Brand.' Ironic, huh?" So, do me a favor and tell me, what is it?" Christmas Special
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Been There, Done That by AsYouWishFFNet reviews
Erik Lehnsherr is stuck re-living the same day over and over again - a day that just so happens to be the day he and Charles Xavier took a handful of mutants to Cuba to stop a war.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,079 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Lumière by Riddelly reviews
He supposed the comparisons were inevitable.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Everything but Never Nothing by TheMortician'sDaughter reviews
"So you're a man who has everything... and nothing." While reflecting on those words spoken to him so long ago, Tony can't help but see the parallel between Bruce, the man he loves, and Yinsen, the man who'd died to save his life when it had come so close to being lost.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Not Made of Iron by Kermit's Soft Kitty reviews
Because even though his suit and attitude may be made out of metal, he was most vulnerable of them all.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Peace And Good Luck To All Men by KismetJeska reviews
Christmas in the Milton household was difficult enough without the added complication of guests- and if Luke and Gabriel placing bets on who can get with Sam first wasn't bad enough, then Cas developing a ridiculous crush on his sister's boyfriend definitely is.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,064 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Avengers' Tower by steve-capsicle-rogers reviews
Tony really needed to finish the Tower since it would be full of Avengers. Might help if he mentioned they were going to be living there officially. "Still need to get the letters replaced." he muttered to himself typing away, "Only the A is left..." Tony trailed off as an idea struck him. "Avengers' Tower." he tested the name out loud before mentally applauding his own genius.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,108 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Protective Fury by darke wulf reviews
Companion piece to future chapters of "Spectacular Ignorance." Pepper and Rhodey have a little heart to heart about Tony and the Avengers, among other things.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 156 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Pepper P.
The Apocalyptic Party by glambertcello reviews
Tony's worried about death, so the rest of the Avengers stay with him as it becomes December 21st, 2012. No pairings (too short for that to happen). I do not own the Avengers!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Red by Shrinking Heliotrope reviews
Howard used to abuse Maria. Tony repressed the traumatic memories, but they are triggered and he remembers. Thor/Tony, T for violence.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 226,768 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 5,639 - Follows: 5,621 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
The Silent War by inukagome15 reviews
Thor loves his Pop-Tarts, Clint likes the microwave, Natasha likes coffee but doesn't want anyone to know, and Bruce and Steve cook. Or that time when everything in the kitchen refused to work, but none of the Avengers want to admit why.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,307 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Waking Up by SarcasticallyDriven19 reviews
John's been struggling with nightmares ever since Sherlock's 'suicide', even after the detective returns. One night, Sherlock finds out about them. Set after the reunion, which is something I'll be writing eventually.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Unexpected, but not Unwelcome by ShadowKitKat11 reviews
What is plot? Charles and Erik kiss for the first time.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Observant by DulcetThoughts reviews
Banshee and Havoc thought it was funny to joke about something going on between Charles and Erik. They should have known better than to mess with a metal bender before breakfast. (Slash one-shot)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Fear by Kermit's Soft Kitty reviews
He's terrified of sleeping, terrified of waking up and finding himself staring at Obadiah, the corpses of his comrades, the lifeless body of Pepper. He's terrified of his own mind. - Pepperony/Angsty teamfic. Prompt: Fear.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Marching To The Beat Of A Tony Stark Drum by tielan reviews
The problem of having been hacked by Tony Stark is that your systems are never quite the same again.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Agent Maria Hill, Nick F. - Complete
Shadows Of The Merchant Of Death by Post U Later reviews
An unexpected visitor comes to the tower in order to take one of the team away, & Tony'll be having none of that. The Merchant Of Death makes an appearance & death threats are thrown between the 2 like rice at a wedding. All the while, the rest of the Avengers stand back in shock. Will Tony chase off this unwanted visitor? Or will blood rain from the heavens? Slight Brony. Complete
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,533 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Movie Nights by RandomRyu reviews
The Avengers have finally settled down, and Loki lives with them. He usually holes himself up in his room in Stark tower, but Tony wants to spend time with him. Sometimes, they have movie nights. Loki isn't a horror movie fan. FrostIron, fluffy, One-Shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Having Everything yet Nothing by to the bitter end reviews
Tony, emotions, and SHIELD have always had a complicated relationship, stemming from his mutation and nonexistent childhood. His story isn't a happy one, but it's the only one he's gonna get. IronWidow friendship, mentions of slash. Rating changed for language and violence.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,431 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Linked In by junebug1234 reviews
Challenge: Write the team reading/seeing Tony's experience in Oceanbreeze7's story Merchant of Death. Tony had hidden depths to him, and the team finally come to see that.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 113 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
House Party by AChapterCanBeABook reviews
Tony is on a date for the night, so what do his faithful machines do? Have some fun of course. CRACK. Inspired by The Turrets from Portal sing Killer Queen by Queen. Seriously, look it up on Youtube. slight bit of FrostIron, Loki/Tony
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Jarvis - Complete
Older by Christy C reviews
Superfamily fic. Tony finally tells Peter what the arc reactor is, now that he's older.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Flicker of Hope by glambertcello reviews
When Tony's four-year-old daughter approaches him really early in the morning, he doesn't expect for the conversation to go the way it does. I don't own the Avengers! Was going to be a oneshot, but I changed my mind. :)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hulk Knows by qwanderer reviews
Hulk watches through Banner's eyes, when he can, when Banner isn't pushing him down, blocking him out. - The Avengers movie from Hulk's perspective.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Valley of Your Heart by 3wolfcharlie reviews
Most nights Tony Stark doesn't sleep.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Peace Doesn't Last for Long by Amordaon reviews
When Sherlock places an advertisement in the newspaper, he and John discover something they didn't really want to know. Mystrade is canon, guys. (Seriously Sherlock, how could you not have seen it?) Just a short little story for fun because I wanted to write something with fluff. :) I'll have a Johnlock one coming up soon, I think! (Rated T because I'm paranoid.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
First Christmas by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
It's Tony and Steve's first Christmas with Peter. Please read and review xx
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Stark-Rogers Industries by Hywar reviews
A collection of one shots regarding America's favorite superheros, mostly focusing in on Captain Steve Rogers and Tony Stark. All Stony, a hefty amount of fluff with occasional angst thrown in.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,194 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/1/2012 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
A trip to the toy store by herolunchboxes reviews
A trip to the toy store leaves Steve extremely red in the face and Peter extremely happy. (Superhusbands, Superfamily)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Secrets We Hide by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
Tony is hiding more secrets than the Avengers ever thought possible.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 172 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
FrostIron Headcanon Oneshots by Untold Story reviews
Just a series inspired by the FrostIron Headcanon blog on Tumblr. Each chapter is a one shot, some will be short, others will be a bit longer. M rating just in case, not all chapters will be M. I own nothing.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Headaches and Hedonism by loyallokigirl reviews
They may have gotten a little out of control the night before. The pig-napping was definetely a step too far. Prompted FrostIron, AU drabble. PG
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Shattered Mirrors by Little-Retard reviews
The shattered remains of what he was would never be seen, and the cuts he had inflicted upon himself would never be known to anyone but himself. Hiding behind a mask of a fake ego, lies were never lost, and his misery would continue on forever. Self-mutilation.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Winter Battles by hawkflyer667 reviews
In his eyes, throwing a snowball at the King of Camelot is an act of war. [Merthur. Fluff. No smut.]
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Undercover by Red Tigress reviews
Natasha never breaks cover. Never. (rated for language, violence, whump. Friendship fic.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,892 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
It's Thanksgiving, Doctor Banner by glambertcello reviews
While Fury is a horrible human being and schedules a S.H.I.E.L.D. meeting on Thanksgiving, Tony surprises Bruce with the best - if not strangest - Thanksgiving ever. Already established Science Boyfriends (new for me). Oneshot. I do not own the Avengers
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Bruuuuuuuce! by glambertcello reviews
Bruce warned him... Tony just never listens. Science Boyfriends. Oneshot. Forever inspired by trombonists acting like idiots! T for brief language
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Cheese Sticks by UndercoverMoffat reviews
Tony and Steve bring a five-year-old Peter Parker home and he wants cheese sticks. Superfamily.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Scars by hawkflyer667 reviews
Merlin knows the story behind every one of Arthur's scars. What's surprising is that Arthur knows the same. [Merthur. Fluff. No smut.]
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Oubliette by kiyaarthesamurai reviews
Steve gets stuck in the ice. He's awake the whole time.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
No Good Comes From by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
Tony has a specialized compartment in his suit for Sharpies. No good can come of it.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,226 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Eidetic by Maelynn Meep reviews
Most people don't know that there are some problems that come with having photographic memory. Really my excuse for Shawn to tell Lassiter the secret. Updated, completed and somewhat revised. Two-shot.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Shawn S., Carlton L. - Complete
Understanding by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
A normal day in the Avenger's mansion, excepting the fact that security has gotten somewhat...locked. Tony trapped in the basement unknowingly, while we're all up here, sitting on couches watching a movie that appeared out of literally nowhere- wait, why is Tony in a cave? When did this get on film?- Avengers minus Tony watch IRON MAN
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Tony Knows by StaySeated reviews
Bruce is always afraid. When that fear makes him run to a remote island near India, Tony is determined to find him and bring him back home because Bruce is his (a concept that Bruce has clearly not grasped). After all, who else is going to put up with his loud music, constant need to science, and blueberry fetish? Sequel to The Golden Rule. Can be read alone. Mild swearing.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Black Depths by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge; Tony didn't hate Bangladesh, he just liked knowing every possibility, ever variable about everything, every risk he was taking. Going to Bangladesh? That wasn't calculated. Nor was what he was going to do if they found him again..."Are you ready to accept death, Tony Stark?" Raza hummed, "I'm ready to accept the vision of your corpse on the ground."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Golden Rule by StaySeated reviews
Tony Stark does not share. Ever. It is a rule known by everyone. Except one day Bruce messes with Jarvis and lives to tell about it, leading the Avengers to modify the Golden Rule: Tony Stark does not share with anyone except Bruce Banner. Ever. ScienceBros.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Hands Off by glambertcello reviews
Tony gets bored during a S.H.I.E.L.D. meeting, and starts snatching Bruce's possessions and messing with them. Science Boyfriends. Natasha and Steve friendship (they're the ones observing this happen). Oneshot. I do not own the Avengers!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Kaleidoscope by niewypowiedziane reviews
Depression is a tricky thing. Happiness is trickier. Eight snapshots from life.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Ozzy Osbone by glambertcello reviews
Tony adopts a plastic skeleton as the lab's Halloween mascot. They undergo the process of naming him. Science Boyfriends Halloween Oneshot. :) T because Tony drops f-bomb. I do not own the Avengers. Happy Halloween, guys! This is my quickly-thrown-together treat for you!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Night Light by Resonae reviews
Tony can't sleep with a light on, and Clint can't sleep with someone in the same bed. But before Tony knows it, he can deal with Clint's little night light, and Clint can't sleep without Tony being in the same bed. Pure fluff, from the avengers kinkmeme
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Mining for Wealth by inukagome15 reviews
The Avengers read "Wealth of Mind" after an encounter with a sorceress. What they learn about their teammate is nothing any of them expected.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Ship is a Boat, John by gypsy rosalie reviews
In which Sherlock discovers fanfiction and analyses it to death, John's curiosity gets the better of him, Lestrade doesn't understand what the term 'fangirls' means and the skull becomes the primary audience for Sherlock's dramatic readings.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pushing the Boundries by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge; written with mythologyrox: Tony did not like many things, fire extinguishers, cats, Thor breaking his doorknobs, or Loki indents on his marble floor. What Tony couldn't STAND, was small dark spaces that pressed in on him, and the harsh sounds of other languages that sounded too familier for him to handle. Combine the two, and you have a lethal combination.TRIGGER WARNING
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Calls Me Home by steve-capsicle-rogers reviews
Tony can't help but notice the far away look on Steve's face. The visible pain and loss. It wasn't right and giving Steve back everything he'd lost was the right choice. The right thing. And honestly Tony didn't do the right thing near enough... prompt fic: time travel, WWII, Steve/Tony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,599 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Refrence Pages by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Sequal to 'Agnising' (don't have to read; The Avengers find another document sitting on a coffee table...they can't resist. The Avengers read 'Textbook'
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 115 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Complete
Hoarding, or Food for the Soul by flashwitch reviews
It starts with Clint and a packet of biscuits slipped into a pocket. Tony notices things, he catalogues things. And he slowly becomes resigned to living with a group of people who hoard and hide food. It doesn't help that he has his own issues.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Out in the open by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
He'll laugh until his stomach's sore, until everyone else believes the lie, because the floor won't swallow him, he won't disappear, so he'll claw his way through. It's what he does.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Rhodey by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "Colonel James Rhodes, Captain. I've heard a lot about you." The Avengers meet Rhodey. ONESHOT! Slight swearing
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Complete
Make Me Real, NEW by Punkylemon reviews
Same title as the one-shot but modified and made longer! read the first chapter again! I've added some bits! Jarvis devises a way of talking to Tony face to face and makes a heart breaking revelation to his creator. Left reeling and depressed, Tony's brilliant mind starts working... Rated T for safety. SLASH Tony/Jarvis
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,368 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis
Babysitting: Loki Style by Christy C reviews
Loki decides he needs to figure out what the fuss is about this 'Peter Parker.' Superfamily. Superhusbands. Stony. Steve and Tony. Oneshot. Drabble.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Change by Ramore361 reviews
Tony Stark has a 16 year old daughter that he's raised her entire life. As she grows older and becomes more and more like him, she takes on his traits and abilities. After Tony is kidnapped at a weapons demonstration and returns home three months later to create the Iron Man suit, he may need to call on his daughter for help.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,680 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Cardio by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: A Fitness Exam...Tony Stark didn't do Fitness Exams. Tony wasn't weak, Tony lifted a 45 LBS Pipe Wrench with his left hand while he was DYING...Tony just didn't show off, that's different then being weak.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 195 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Trust by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Trust, the belief in the reliability, truth, ability, or strength of. Rather hard to do that, since the last person you trusted happened to rip out you heart- a rather comical cylinder mechanical heart, but Tony Stark wasn't asking for anything extravagant.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Uncle Tony' by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: What would it be like if Tony was the 'adoptive uncle' of all ambassadors while he was all snarky with their parents? The Avengers never would have beleived it if they hadn't seen the squeeling Russian girl with the biggest dimples and her glaring daddy.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 116 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Starkness by Runaway Deviant reviews
Because who needs the Avengers when you're Tony Stark? AU; Tony is kind of a villain with a strict "no-kill" policy and absolutely no reason for being "evil" except that being a hero is boring and SO last century.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,957 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Texts From Tony by SilverHeart09 reviews
Texts from Tony Stark to Pepper Potts during the Avengers movie :) Now with replies! Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Textbook by Mouse-size-Dragon reviews
Tony is brilliant, he's a genius by anyone's standards, and after Obie, terrorists and even Hammer there's no way he'll ever let anyone see his real weaknesses. Spies are not the only people who know how to live a lie.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Rain, Rain, Go Away by Books-and-bones reviews
Because rainbows are a result of the sun and the rain, and so is Tony. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
To Build A Home by Blissfully Different reviews
Between the cases that made their name, there were the moments that made them a family. Bits and pieces from the first five years of cohabitation on Baker Street.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,215 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Wealth of Mind by Mouse-size-Dragon reviews
Tony reflects on himself, who he is, where he's coming from, Dr. Banner's brand of brilliance against his, and the Captain's skewed opinion of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Lullaby for a Stormy Night by Shadowheart17 reviews
Superfamily: A terrible storm hits the Superfamily's Malibu home and Peter is too scared to sleep. The Superhusbands must find a way to put Peter to bed before the morning comes; however, they discover it is easier said than done.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
What Remains the Same by inukagome15 reviews
Part 3 of the "It's All in the Mind" series; set during "It's All in the Mind" and "Telekinesis 101". "The Talk" hasn't changed much over the years, which is probably why Steve should have realized what was coming when he began to surreptitiously date Tony.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Elephant Rocks by glambertcello reviews
Tony hasn't come out of the lab for a long time, so Pepper gets Bruce to get him out of the lab and he takes him to Elephant Rocks State Park. I don't own the Avengers or Elephant Rocks! Is better than it sounds. Sorry for writing style overkill; it got out of hand. XD Tony/Bruce Oneshot
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Agnizing by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: "So…somebody read Tony's mind and wrote down what he was thinking of?" "God I hope not- I don't want to know what runs through his head." Avengers read the fanfic- Spectacular Ignorance.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 198 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
The Asylum by WerewolfDoctor reviews
What if Charles, when his powers first began to emerge, told people that he could hear voices in his head? Very A/U and kind of dark.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Electric Pink Hand Grenade by BeautifulFiction reviews
"If Sherlock's brain is a hard drive, then these attacks are an electro-magnetic pulse." Sherlock Holmes does not do anything by half, not even a migraine. It falls to John to witness one of the greatest minds he has ever known tear itself apart, and he must do his best to help Sherlock pick up the pieces. Eventual J/S
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,347 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Make Me Real by Punkylemon reviews
With the help of Stark's household droid Dummy, Jarvis devises a way to speak to Tony "man to man" as it were and uses it to make a shocking revelation to his creator and master and deliver a heartbreaking truth. Rated T just to be safe. Slash Tony/Jarvis
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis
Merchant of Death by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Tony Stark was witty and sharp. Iron Man was cocky and slightly intimidating, he had another face, and one that he didn't dare let the normal eye see. "You really want to play this game, General Ross? I'll tell you, as the Merchant of Death, I rarely lose."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 116 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Mechanical Madness by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Secretly, all of Tony's kitchen appliences are AI's, they're just a little scared of the other Avengers. But the moment Tony enters the room...'WHAT ARE YOU DOING'
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 196 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
It Must Be Love by Tigerlily06 reviews
Clint and Tony have their first fight.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Of Science Bros and Anger Management by Musesofaninsomniac reviews
Nick Fury hates his life.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Nick F., Iron Man/Tony S.
Frontierland by aD1990 reviews
My take on the end of 6x18 - Frontierland no alteration of the plot or anything, I just point Dean's attention on the fact that Castiel has been stabbed . So yeah, Cas is wounded and Dean takes care of him. brotherly love / slight destiel Enjoy! :
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A for Effort by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
"No comment." Yeah, well, Tony Stark is tired of the no comments. Here's a comment for you...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
You Belong With Me by WingedWolf121 reviews
Wherein Hank wears t shirts and the girl Alex is dating wears short skirts, and Hank and Alex indulge themselves in bad communication through sketchpads. Hank/Alex, slight Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Alexander S./Havok, Hank/Beast - Complete
Denial is Most Certainly Not a River in Egypt by fac-me-cocleario-vomere reviews
Loki likes to think he is a perfectly sane, stable individual. Loki likes to think he is Satan incarnate and is only staying at Stark Tower to scout out weaknesses. Not because mischief is so much more fun than straight-up evil, or because Thor gave him puppy eyes or anything. Loki also likes to think that, insofar as romance is concerned, he is nothing like his brother.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Thirty Days by alexysmichele reviews
Snippets of time in the lives of John and Sherlock. Thirty day challenge. Each day is a one word prompt. Each chapter is unrelated unless I mention otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
By Certain Definitions of Normal by Libek reviews
Just a few Avengers, doing what they do best. And the Hulk, who needs rather gentler handling. Why is Tony so good at this, when he's so lousy with everything else remotely people-skills related? Written for a prompt where, post-Hulk hug, Bruce wakes up to find Tony Stark in his arms. Until that point, it was pretty gen.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Rogue's Regrets by Zelda12343 reviews
One night, Rogue's worries over her suppression of her mutation boil over. Good thing Logan's there to comfort her. Post-X3; Pointless little fluff fic between Logan and Rogue with a little romance there at the end. One shot. Please r&r!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Moments in memory by brokenunicorn reviews
A collection of frostiron oneshots prompted by readers about the lives of Tony and Loki. usally h/c or angst probably, but pretty much all types.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Telekinesis for Dummies by inukagome15 reviews
Part 5 of the "It's All in the Mind" series. Tony is not an idiot. Tony built the arc reactor in a cave with a box of scraps. Tony built Iron Man with cannibalized weapons. Tony is a bona fide genius. Tony…can admit that even geniuses need help, especially when it comes from the X-Men.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,985 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
All is fair in love and war by immature-girl reviews
"Are you pouting?" he asked with a scowl. "No." "Oh god, you are. Stop it." "I am not pouting, Sherlock," said John, avoiding eye contact. Johnlock fluff, written for a prompt on the kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Wonderful Thing About Lokis by eclecticdinosaurs reviews
Loki pranks a hungover Tony and gets another nickname.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Days Like These by TheFallOfGallifrey reviews
Rainy Day in New York. Ironhawk oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Cumulonimbus Calvus by Idlewild reviews
Of course Sherlock would never let anyone know he has a phobia. Anyone, that is, except John. One stormy day, John comes home to find Sherlock shaking behind the sofa, and it turns out he is absolutely terrified of thunder. John is there to comfort him. Can be read as canon or pre-Johnlock, depending on slash-goggle adjustment.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,708 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tired by TheConsultingOtter reviews
A particularly trying case means that Sherlock and John get almost no sleep at all for six days, which leads to them ending up in bed together. My summaries suck, fluff with johnlock in later chapters. Rating may change
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
We Have Done by hauntedlittledoll reviews
Title borrowed from Joss Whedon's "Serenity." You know you can trust your teammates when they're willing to extract you from your suit one screw at a time.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Telekinesis 101 (Or A Guide to Readjusting Perceptions) by inukagome15 reviews
Part 2 of the "It's All in the Mind" series. Tony is a mutant. Tony is Iron Man. Tony is an Avenger. Tony…has some unresolved issues. Namely, the problem called Steve. Or maybe his overactive brain. Pick either.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,099 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Rules by InkySpectacles reviews
It's only natural that people create guidelines for their everyday interactions. However, when you're dealing with Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, nothing is ever normal.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Girl Problems by Innoverse reviews
Percy gives Jason, Frank, and Leo some well-needed relationship advice. Two-shot, Percabeth, Jasper, and Frazel. Plenty of humor!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
My Roommate's a Quirky Sex God by thexwalrus reviews
... or How the Car Wreck that Destroyed Baby was the Best Thing that Happened. Ever. AU where Dean wakes up from a coma and befriends his roommate at the hospital, a quirky guy named Cas. Dean/Castiel. Pointless fluff inspired by a tumblr post.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Aftermath by liron-aria reviews
They're not a team, not yet. They're just six people who fight well together and managed to save the planet from an alien invasion. But eating shawarma and facing down reporters together means that they're getting there. After all, they're the Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
What Makes a Hero by steve-capsicle-rogers reviews
Written for prompt: Steve/Tony, Superfamily, Peter tells Tony he isn't a hero. "What do you even know about being a hero?" Peter shouted, "A suit of armor doesn't make you a hero; you don't even have any powers! How could you possibly know about it? The only reason anyone even thinks about calling you a hero is because you're surrounded by them!..."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Thunder by TheMagicalAnonymous reviews
Four years John has been living in 221B, and in that time he has learned many things about Sherlock Holmes. His fears, for example. But what has Sherlock learned about John in that time?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Papabear by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Jarvis, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Picture Perfect by junebug1234 reviews
Series of one shots on the side of the Avengers the public never sees, and coming to understand each other a little better. Team fic
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,894 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Stark With a Drink, End With a Kiss by Nuwanda reviews
Sequel to "The Text That Began It All". Clint shows up at Tony's house with pizza and a movie, and secret plans for the evening ahead. Little does he know that he's out to get far more than he bargained for. Tony/Clint.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,770 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Submerge by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Answer to challenge. Tony Stark was many things, but one of his most rarest status, was that he was a victim of PTSD...Not that he'd let anyone know.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 144 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Moderate to Severe by Reona reviews
Jarvis just thinks Sir would rest better in his own bed. It goes downhill from there.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,869 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Don't tell anyone by pigpuffpickle reviews
Sherlock has a heart. And so does Sally. And they promise not to tell anyone that they do. Oneshot. A little fluff. R&R
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The Cupboard Under the Stairs by Rikkamaru reviews
Tony Stark knew he should have been terrified of small, dark places since the debacle in Afghanistan. But he wasn't. And that somehow made it worse. Not that Tony thought about it as he hid from the world in a small room that wasn't touched by technology. Tony-centric.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
King's Consort by hawkflyer667 reviews
Merlin would rather be spending Christmas curled by the fire, but after four years of being together, Arthur won't hear of it. Pure, blind fluff. No smut.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
No One Insults Mrs Hudson's Boys by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
a little AU drabble on how i wanted that 'arresting Sherlock' scene to go in 2x03. after all no 'mother' can bear to have her children insulted especially by the likes of Sally Donavan.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock H. - Complete
Happy to the Rescue by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme- Tony's been kidnapped. Happy doesn't like that. Featuring BAMF!Happy. Action and some Humor
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/19/2012 - H. Hogan/Happy, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Thicker Than Water by inner harmonies reviews
This is about how Tony Stark busted his way right into Peter Parker's life with one 1 Norse God of Mischief in tow. Alternatively, how Peter Parker became the Upgraded Intern who moonlighted as an arachnid in some nice spandex. Bits of Tony/Loki with a gratuitous amount of Uncle Steve. Smartass family scenario.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,037 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
twenty questions by rywaen reviews
Tony is infuriating in ways that are on a whole new level, even for him.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Come Back With Me by AzzerthePirate reviews
PROMPT Frostiron: Instead of Loki breaking into Tony's house, Tony constantly finds and breaks into Loki's current "villainous lair". FrostIron. Slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Where are Charles and Erik? by Helenaholland reviews
Raven wants to talk to Charles about something but can't find him. She can't find Erik either. A hunt for Charles and Erik ensues. One-shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Raven/Mystique - Complete
Pancakes by lokisadvocate reviews
Loki has a lot to learn concerning modern customs. Such as breakfast. Frostiron.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Blood stained hands by TalksToMirrors reviews
They weren't supposed to find out, that much was clear to both of them. But now that they had there was nothing in the world that would stop them from trying to fix it. Sirius and Remus notice the blood soaking through Harry's sleeve after a brutal detention with Umbridge. Written in a rush and late, afraid it'll get messy. Fluff, godson/godfather bonding, I must not tell lies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
It's All in the Mind by inukagome15 reviews
Part 1 of the "It's All in the Mind" series. Fill for a prompt. Tony is 100% normal. Tony is not a mutant. Tony is Iron Man. Tony is an Avenger. Tony...is just fooling himself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,678 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I'm Not Alone by kittybee reviews
Tony's had enough. Tony stood on the edge of the landing pad, head down, hands in his pockets. From here everything looked so small. "I'm nothing," he whispered. "Do you honestly think, that even if you had jumped, that me and the Other Guy would let you fall?" Bruce said. Rated for language and dark themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
In the Company of Friends by DarkestSight reviews
Tony wakes up feeling like crap and finds himself longing for the times he lived alone and it was a lot easier to get a simple cup of coffee.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 204 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hush My Baby by Reyuna Yukimura reviews
In which Peter is six and is keeping secrets that make him miserable, and his Dads swoop in and save the day. Sort of. Also, Tony gets to go on a Captain America sanctioned rampage, but that's neither here nor there. Steve Rogers/Tony Stark. Superfamily - Steve Rogers & Tony Stark & Peter Parker.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Houseguest by Madame Xela reviews
Harry gets to spend the rest of his summer at the burrow after an incident with his drunken uncle where a certain twin realizes that he wants Harry much more than a brother. SLASH HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,002 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., George W.
A Good Man by Seito reviews
A terrorist decides to test the limits of Tony's kindness. "Good men don't need rules. Today isn't the day to find out why I have so many." R&R
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 116 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Serpens Arcanem by Evandar reviews
Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash - NOW DISCONTINUED! See profile for notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 2054 - Favs: 4,387 - Follows: 5,810 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
Unintentional by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
For such geniuses, they're pretty clueless.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fisticuffs by llLethell reviews
When Agravaine interrogates Merlin about Emrys, he did not expect his anger to get the better of him. Nor did he anticipate Sir Percival seeing, a severely broken jaw, or an extremely unimpressed king. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 117 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Complete
Undercover by cr8zymommy reviews
The two men go undercover as a couple at a college campus to draw out a killer. But can Reid keep his secret from his best friend? Not just his feelings, but something bigger than that. SLASH, read warning on chapter one. Part 1 of M/R series
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,052 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Nobody Panic This Time by Spun reviews
Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Angels, and Hunters, and Kittens Oh, My! by SameDestination reviews
Sam and Dean have an unwanted, furry visitor following them around. Little do they know, it's all Gabriel's fault and his motive is even stranger than his actions.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Captain Cutlery by swingtree reviews
Soon they're all assembled, and the introductions are polite, if not a bit awkward. With Erik at one end of the dining room, Charles at the other, they converse lightly about the circumstances surrounding their recruitments before the question falls from someone's lips. "What can you do?" XMFC Verse. Domestic crack. T for language.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Taking Exception by happycabbage75 reviews
John does not appreciate people's assumptions… Not about himself and certainly not about Sherlock. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Replacements by skyremains reviews
"What has it got? A little LED light standing in for an arc reactor standing in for a heart. All man-made flash, but nothing inside. Little artificial replacements for the real thing. Huh, you know what? I was wrong. Maybe it's not that different from you after all." stevetony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Nightmare by ProtegoMaximaMyHeart reviews
Post-Hounds drabble. John's nightmares have returned and he doesn't know how he feels about that.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
i wonder how the world sees us by donutsandcoffee reviews
This is how everyone else will see it: Clint and Tony don't so much happen as other people don't happen. Or, Clint and Tony, as friends, as best friends, as warriors, as lovers- and, most importantly, as themselves, even in the eyes of others . / Clint x Tony / Outsiders' POV
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fangirl by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
He wasn't kidding when he told the doctor he was a big fan, and he honestly doesn't understand why everybody else isn't, either.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Spectacular Ignorance by darke wulf reviews
What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 204 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Life Altering Moments by BloodyRedQueen reviews
After Harry is injured drastically in the final battle against Voldemort, only one person is able to remind him what it's like to be normal. Takes place after the final book. Slash Warning: Contains MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,345 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sherlock the Sitter by LogicalBookThief reviews
On the brink of solving an ugrent case, Lestrade is called to duty and forced to leave his three children in the hands of the only available caretaker — an injured, therefore extremely bored, Sherlock Holmes. Everything would go fine. Probably.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Dyne of Understanding by Nikoru-chan reviews
Thor's been trying to understand Loki for years. Tony's much faster than that. Post movie.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
For Everything, There is a Month by Ayra Sei Ethari reviews
If X-Men: First Class had lasted a year, the relationship between Charles and Erik might have looked a little like this: they meet because of a jump in January, and the rest, as they say, is history.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,056 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
She's Somebody's Hero by roxypony reviews
Tony really hates hospitals. Post-Avengers. Whump, Pepperony, and the whole team of Avengers, now all on the same extra-cheesy pizza! Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 121 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil and Mycroft Holmes by scifigrl47 reviews
Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
The Mind Can Make a Heaven of Hell by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 149 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times John and Sherlock Cuddled by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just as it says on the tin, lots of cuddling and fluffy things
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Extended Disarming by InkySpectacles reviews
Keeping Sherlock Holmes alive is a full-time job. Too bad some people don't realize that... based of the tvtrope "Extended Disarming". Not extremely cracky.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Snapped by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot. John is sick of Sally's comments to Sherlock and snaps. Slash. I don't own BBC Sherlock. Rated T for safety :D Please R&R
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3497 - Favs: 8,112 - Follows: 8,225 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Chess and it's Applications by InkySpectacles reviews
There's a chessboard in 221B. Sherlock and Moriarty comparison character study with far too many game pieces. Becasue it's not chance, it's chess.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cases, Breakfast and Not Enough Sleep by TinysaurusRex reviews
We always see the cases, but what about just after? Featuring our favourite consulting detective and his blogger.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
MetaSexual by Irena K reviews
or How Deadpool Failed to Get Charles and Erik to Declare Their Undying Love For Each Other. Kinkmeme prompt.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Complete
A Cure for Boredom by Strazza reviews
One-shot inspired by Omegle role-play. Sherlock gets bored and ends up shopping, while texting John the whole time. Results are very colorful and may or may not end with our Baker St boys getting VERY drunk.. Who knew buying milk would prove so difficult?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Royal Ranger by Elf Knight reviews
Prince Will is furious! His younger sister Princess Cassandra is missing in Celtica & all his father seems to care about is some stupid war with Lord Morgorath. Determined to rescue her, Will runs away only to bump into Halt the Ranger! No Slash
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Halt, Will
Replaced by BloodFromTheThorn reviews
It turns out all Merlin needed was Arthur to blame him for Gwaine's foolishness. Spoilers for Season 4. No slash, cause bromance is too awesome. One-shot
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Law of Conservation of Energy by peroxidepest17 reviews
The law of conservation of energy states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed from one state into another. And what is grace, if not energy?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,257 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Somebody I Know by thenameSherlock reviews
It's been almost a year since Sherlock died. Sometimes, on a hard day, John returns to 221B, and if he falls asleep on Sherlock's bed he doesn't really notice until he wakes up. As it gets worse, Mycroft must convince Sherlock not to come back too soon.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Invaluable by danglingdingle reviews
Jack and Will enter a tavern with some unsavory results. 200 words. Jack/Will-slash
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Shock by Loopstagirl reviews
Arthur may have been trained to kill since birth, but Merlin hadn't. And sometimes, things get a little much. That's when a friend is needed.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Resurrection by scifigrl47 reviews
Several months post Reichenbach Fall, John Watson finds himself back at 221B Baker Street, contemplating beginnings and ends. Guns, grief, and belief should never be mixed with alcohol. How far can he push the still hidden Sherlock?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,952 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
London's Two Madmen by InkySpectacles reviews
London loves her madmen, and they love her in return.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nine Lives by MaverikFlame reviews
After a magic mishap, Loki finds himself temporarily stuck in the form of a cat. Tony's beginning to think he might be more of a dog person. Eventual Tony/Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,603 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Intervention by WingedWolf121 reviews
Agravaine needs to have a talk with Arthur about Merlin. Because frankly, their affair is getting too obvious. Arthur, for his part, has absolutely no idea what his uncle is talking about. Merlin/Arthur ish , not meant to be taken seriously
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Agravaine, Arthur - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chasing Shadows by InkySpectacles reviews
Post-Reichenbach, NON-ANGSTY. Not much, at least. Moriarty tried to burn Sherlock's world; now he will know what it's like to burn. BAMF Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,800 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The GameofManyNames by InkySpectacles reviews
Sometimes someone think's that they've outsmarted them. And then they'll play a game-of-many-names, but only one real outcome. BAMF!John. And Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Aftermath by WingedWolf121 reviews
Uther has descended into madness, and Arthur finds it no easy task to run Camelot. Merlin finds it no easy task to keep Arthur healthy and happy as he runs it. Eventual Merlin/Arthur, Lancelot/Gwen.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,839 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Darkness Bleeds Through by scifigrl47 reviews
John's been having nightmares. Sherlock's starting to notice. No matter how hard you try, you can't hide your fears from people who love you, but maybe you shouldn't try. Don't worry, everything'll be okay once they manage to get some sleep.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,213 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
It's Urgent by ConnorCat reviews
Fluffy, oneshot drabble involving thunderstorms and cuddles. Rated T to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Days Go On by TheSpectrum890 reviews
Short stories to read in your free time, ready to boost your spirits and warm your heart, or even make you cry. A bit of Bracken and Kendra. Um, this story's kind of dead now. Sorry. Enjoy what could've been. Continue if you want.
Fablehaven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,400 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
Muggle Methods of Mass Destruction by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
Harry and Hermione debate muggle methods of mass destruction over breakfast. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
break through the cracks and bring me home by acetamide reviews
First Class: Azazel takes them away in a whoosh of hot air and smoke. This is when Erik starts to run. post-FC, Erik/Charles implied.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
A Few Early Morning Worries and Breakfast by 96 Hubbles reviews
Gwaine ponders a few worrying observations while on watch one morning. Missing scene for "Aithusa".
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Think, Plan, Act by peroxidepest17 reviews
This is the way hunters approach things.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Joe by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
Having snake problems? Who you gonna call? Harry Potter, of course. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fidelity by Tora II reviews
Kink Meme prompt fill: "Sherlock hates Anderson because he can't stand adulterers. After all, Sherlock's own husband goes away on tour of duty for years at a time, and neither of them would think of straying."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sherlock H., Anderson - Complete
A Lesson Learned by FallenNephilim reviews
Charles loved books, especially when it came to Edgar Allan Poe, and he often used them as shield to keep him locked out from the world. But when he meets Erik, a lonely man who runs a bookstore, all of that changes. Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Learning the Rules by Reiya Wakayama reviews
AU, slash, A/M, When someone new comes to court, it's up to some of the more seasoned people in Camelot's court to take them aside and explain a few rules...about Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Confessions and Promises by Twilight684 reviews
Charles wakes up in the middle of the night and accidentally ends up in Erik's room, though the metal-bender's not too upset about it. ErikxCharles oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Fire and Ice by Ayra Sei Ethari reviews
When William Stryker captures a precognitive and demands that she read the future to find a way for him to kill Magneto and/or Charles Xavier, he doesn't expect her to show everything that will happen if they die. Namely, the end of the f-ing world.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,940 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Trickster Playing Matchmaker by LetThemRot reviews
Gabriel's been watching Dean and Cas stare at each other for years. He's sick of waiting around for something to happen. Destiel, with a heavy dose of Sabriel thrown in. Shurley!verse human AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Set Me Free by MissAnnThropic reviews
"I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition." There was a story there... this is it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Boys by WerewolfDoctor reviews
It all started when Mrs Hudson started referring to them as 'Her Boys' because they were, and you could never imagine one without the other.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Excuses by Consulting Centurion reviews
'"You know I don't like storms, John. They unsettle me," Sherlock sleepily stated into John's neck.' Slash JW/SH fluffy fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Choice by ChristianGateFan reviews
For ten months Shaw has had Erik and Charles tortured. Neither will make the choice to end the other's life and go free, stopping it all. Charles knows this has to end, but he does not want Erik to die. He takes matters into his own hands, instead.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Their Law by Jennistar1 reviews
It was this law they made for themselves, a law that said: 'Pretend to hate each other.' Sherlock/Mycroft brotherly love.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3569 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Walls Don't Talk by kazukomichiko7789 reviews
It's the first night back at the Xavier mansion and Raven, worried that Charles won't be able to handle facing his past, asks Erik to keep and eye on him. It turns out that she was right.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Snippets by Emo-Pirate reviews
A Christmas present for my friend Gill, who requested a whole bunch of Cherik Magavier, McFassy, Fassavoy etc ficlets. This will be updated semi-regularly...or whenever I feel like it.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
A Study in Linguistics by rizandace reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,425 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Freak by Canon-Fire reviews
Sherlock didn't want, or need, Mycroft watching over his shoulder at all times, but sometimes having the British Government as a big brother, had it's advantages. Hint of Mycroft/Lestrade
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Honesty is the Best Policy by SecondStar2theRight reviews
After the latest magical attack, Uther is having everyone in Camelot interrogated. Now it's Merlin's turn to be questioned by Leon. Tag to The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
I Am Victim by Romanec reviews
XFC Drabble. Features all kids. "Let's all sit around the campfire and share stories of past Of pain and agony and nightmares and nightmares that last." They're all broken. Whether they say it or not.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
No More Hiding by Ayra Sei Ethari reviews
It's Raven who finds the single flaw in his theory, and asks the innocent question that changes everything. "When you say no more hiding, Erik, do you mean that for everyone? Even . . . Charles?"
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,977 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Toddler by Jack'n'Jules reviews
Merlin gets turned into a toddler. Arthur has to take care. The knights are having the time of their life. Lots of Fluff. And slash A/M established relationship.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Loving the Fall by MissAnnThropic reviews
The Winchesters adjust to life as civilians while Castiel adjusts to being human. Christmas-fic. Sequel to "Leap That Makes the Fall."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,315 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
Just a tiny ficlet of Erik and Charles sharing a moment on Christmas morning. *FLUFF* *SLASH* *ERIK/CHARLES*
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 256 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Finding New Purpose: The One By Your Side by angel-san801 reviews
With a new love found, and his old way of life lost, will Will be able to cope with the many changes he's forced to bear even with his loving companion's support? Horace/Will slash. Sequel to Harsh Words and Realizations on hiatus
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Horace, Will
Irresistible by upwiththebirds reviews
XMFC - Charles was, Erik realized, somewhat irresistible in his button-up shirt, sleeves rolled up to the elbows in the heat of the bar. The alcohol was definitely not helping. Cherik!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Take Notice by Kitty O reviews
In which Merlin will accept about any kind of attention he can get. No slash. Angst and I suppose it could be considered whump. Oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Wake Me From The Chill That Kills by flowermasters reviews
Erik's night terrors always seem to linger. And so do Charles's. - First Class oneshot. Maybe Erik/Charles. DARK.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Overworked by Corsiva Vyrae reviews
After stubbornly spending hours attached to Cerebro, Charles is overwhelmed and falls sick. Thank goodness Erik's there to take care of him. -Not that he minds in the least, but he wouldn't say that out loud, of course.- Erik/Charles fluff!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Rest Your Head by TurtleTotem reviews
Erik sings to Charles in bed and has an unexpected reaction to a Disney movie. Sappy sappy flufffff.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Kocham Cie by TurtleTotem reviews
Charles has mixed feelings about Erik's pet names for him Contains: slash, syrupy fluff, mangling of foreign languages
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Nighttime Haunts by upwiththebirds reviews
Erik wakes up in the middle of the night to find Charles coping with the nightmares of the house. Two friends finding their way towards a new understanding. XMFC.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Safe by liandrin reviews
Erik/Charles XMFC - Despite having impressive control over his telepathy, he still had many days like this. Days where the constant background murmur of voices, of lives, became too much.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Riddle Me This by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
A mishap in Charms causes some problems in Hogwarts. Namely, an incomprehensible Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
SEQUEL to Midnight Sun SLASH, DM/HP. After the Tournament, Rial Black comes back to Hogwarts for 5th year. He and his friends have to deal with Umbridge, prejudice and normal problems along with a Dark Lord. COMPLETE 11/24!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,883 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tomorrow by Kahenia reviews
Charles is always worried about tomorrow. Erik just wants to live for today.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Consider Yourself Forgiven by Aoitori reviews
Tag to 4x07 We never did get to see Arthur make a proper apology to Merlin at the end of that delightful episode, so here is my fluffy, banter-filled, bromance-tastic, version of how it -must- have happened. Please R&R!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Two Minutes Silence by ElliottViolin.xx reviews
Cherik fluff. For Armistice day, but is not very remembrance-y.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Obvious Advice by WingedWolf121 reviews
Meet Erik Lensherr, from X-Men Fist Class. He's about to leave Charles Xavier on a freaking beach surrounded by hostile ships, thus erasing any chance he ever had at happiness. This could have been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend. Crack. Cherik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Where Charles and Erik are a Demon and an Angel by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
In which Charles is a demon acting as Hell's representative on Earth, and Erik is Heaven's. Erik just wants to get off this infuriating rock, while Charles drinks his tea and ponders . An X-Men: First Class & Good Omens fusion fic. Crack.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Always by ChristianGateFan reviews
Raven slips into the mansion after Charles's death in X3, and finds something he left for her. She also discovers more than she knew before, about Erik and Charles, and seeks Erik out to be sure he knows the truth. Implied Erik/Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Raven/Mystique, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
StandIn by INMH reviews
While Castiel is… Indisposed, Balthazar steps in to help Sam and Dean with a hunt. Things don't go well, but that's par for the course.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Balthazar, Castiel - Complete
You've Never Looked More Beautiful, Darling by Tall Tails - Feline Jaye reviews
Charles is trying very hard not to start laughing. Erik just wants to know what on Earth just happened. Based off of an extended scene link to scene inside . Set in First Class.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Like a pack by Jack'n'Jules reviews
If animals form packs, they have close ties to the other members. It's the same thing with the knights of Camelot. - A reflection on the fellowship of the knights, with very mild Merthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
First Time For Everything by sunshineofthespotlessmind reviews
When your life is a constant quest for revenge, you don't have time for the little things- so now, with the help of our favourite telepath, Erik discovers ice cream, among other things. Slash & totally fluffy, but I couldn't help it.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,063 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Harsh Words and Realizations by angel-san801 reviews
Takes place in book 6. Will's near death experience leads Horace to do something rather surprising. Horace/Will Now multi-chapter
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,088 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Horace, Will - Complete
The Primal, Eldest Curse by flowermasters reviews
Erik has Herr Doktor and the coin; Charles has Cain and the memories. -First Class oneshot, Erik/Charles. DARK.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Gentlemen, Start Your Engines by flowermasters reviews
Erik can't help but admit that Charles does have fine taste in automobiles. -First Class oneshot, humor and sexual implications, Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Somewhere Only We Know by Taisi reviews
George is broken beyond healing, but Harry's stubborn. And maybe George is still a little stubborn, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
My Clothes Look Good On You by v2point0 reviews
First Class. Erik wakes to find Charles wearing one of his sweaters. You can guess where it goes from there. ErikxCharles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Let Me Take Care of You by bleedforyou reviews
Arthur is so ill, he can't even bring himself to eat, so Merlin has to feed him. oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Enough by namichan89 reviews
How Charles and Erik prefer to spend their evenings - domestic fluff ficlet.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Outside of Stories by KingOfTheWeevils reviews
There's something odd about that Dumbledore character... Pointless little oneshot, Sherlock/John if you stand on your head and squint.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Of Worth, Loyalty, and Nonexistent, Deceased Pets by Aoitori reviews
When Merlin returns to work after recovering from an injury, Arthur picks a roundabout way of expressing gratitude to his most loyal of friends. Fluff, bromance, and banter, but no slash unless you squint. Please R&R!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
After Midnight by namichan89 reviews
As we all know, nothing good happens after 2 am. Or does it? Fluffy pre-slash set during First Class, CharlesXErik of course.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,858 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Enough by roguewriter729 reviews
Charles overdoes it and ends up sick. X-Men: First Class fic
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Saving the light by TeamDobby reviews
After the attack on Arthur Weasley, three books appear at Grimmauld Place... and of course everyone decides to read them. Starts book 5! Cowrittten ft. TalksToMirrors!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 98,135 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011
Jump by SubstandardProducer reviews
Erik's learning to fly. Mild Erik/Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
A Lesson Learnt by Loopstagirl reviews
Uther is determined that Arthur will learn his place. Merlin doesn't approve, and decides to step in. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
You'll Never Be Alone by Aulophobic Clarinetist reviews
Charles saves Erik from his nightmares. Fluff. Erik/Charles set in First Class
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Das Spiel von Katz und Maus by namichan89 reviews
Erik teases Charles by talking only German to him. Rated M for Erik's dirty mind.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by Poke-it-with-a-Stick reviews
X-Men: First Class. In which Charles uses his powers for evil - sort of - and Erik reminds himself that emotion is weakness.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You by SammyJeanCena reviews
"A number of things could go wrong tomorrow, and I don't want anything bad to happen to you." Erik stated, "You're my best friend. You're my only friend…" :: During and Post XMFC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
An Impossible Task by nyssa123 reviews
Erik tries to count Charles' freckles. Unrepentant fluff, Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Lost Moment by Romanec reviews
XFC drabble. Charles fears his shadows, but when given the chance to explain to Erik, he does not. Cannot. But Erik will be patient. Revenge requires patience.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
See You In My Nightmares by Ender's Fangirl reviews
REVAMPED. The Professor and Erik run into each other after both experiencing nightmares. Fluff, oneshot, Cherik-y ness. T for language.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Touch of Grace by MissAnnThropic reviews
Castiel makes good on his promise to Dean in "Saving Grace" to free Sam from the cage. Sam wakes to find the world a slightly different place than the one he remembers from before.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Promise Not to Stop When I Say When by songsofthestars reviews
Balthazar takes care of Castiel after the events of 6.18 and realizes that his physical wounds aren't all that's in need of healing.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Balthazar, Castiel - Complete
Love's Thundering Heart by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Jack destroyed his heart and life when he let his beloved Will walk out on him. He's accepted that Will doesn't want him and loves Elizabeth instead, but Gibbs isn't so ready to let his boys ruin their lives forever. Slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Shards of Time: The Master of Death by Shitsumeishi reviews
Harry Potter is just an eccentric school boy with some unusual talents. Lord Peverell-Black, on the other hand, is a magically and politically powerful man with the world at his fingertips and a war at his doorstep. Time travel, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,085 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 3,111 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Cold Turkey by Scorpio71 reviews
Gambit quits smoking. Logan endures.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Remy L./Gambit, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Needle and Thread by Misato reviews
The plan doesn't go quite how Castiel expected and Dean's never done first aid on an angel's wing before. H/C, wing!fic, slash.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Soul, A Mentality, A Name by CaptainOzone reviews
Bk1 of Prophesized. Merlin and Arthur are faced by a new, powerful threat: the Gvarath. Merlin once again dons the guise of Dragoon the Great to save Arthur. But the question is: will he be able to convince Arthur to fight alongside him? No slash. Cover by ErinNovelist.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,959 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Through My Eyes by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*X-MEN: FIRST CLASS* *ERIK/CHARLES* Erik is awoken by yet another nightmare. Charles wants to help him cope with his agony, but in order to do so, he had to read his mind, even though he promised not to. He fears Erik will continually reject his aid.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
20 Words John Watson Needed Without Knowing Them by StarsHideYourFires reviews
A collection of drabbles based on foreign words with no English equivalent set at various points in John's life, mostly pertaining to his involvement with Sherlock. John/Sherlock slash. Rated for some implied sexual situations and general angst.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fire by WingedWolf121 reviews
The winters of Camelot are cold indeed, and those who gather round the fire are given to contemplations. Feat. Sir Leon, Lancelot, Gwaine, Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Interlude 6: Kurt's First BAMF by pbw reviews
Kurt has always been just a *wee* bit mischievous.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Nightcrawler, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Forever and Always by PadawanGirl reviews
Sequel to "Hold Me". Merlin is dealing with the aftermath of being attacked. Arthur is there to help him.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Hold Me by PadawanGirl reviews
When Merlin is attacked, he finds comfort from someone he least expected. Warning: contains rape
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Piano Cover by Romanec reviews
XFC Highschool AU drabble. Preslash. It was only for Erik, to protect Erik, to defend Erik, that Charles would ever do something as drastic as punch a teacher in the face and not feel bad for it. Warning inside.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Friday Night Movie Night by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*X-MEN: FIRST CLASS* *ERIK/CHARLES* Raven convinces Charles to have a Friday Night Movie with the rest of the team. Fluff ensues when the movie gets a little too boring.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Cab by Jack'n'Jules reviews
*Miracle Series 2* When a cab driver comes along two very stange people, a night full of surpiresies begins. Erik/Charles, Darwin PoV
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Overreacting by Serene Cullen reviews
Charles has a, in Erik's mind, hysterical reaction to Erik receiving the number of another man.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Tweed by Valkyrie-Pleasant reviews
Alex and Sean are giving the Professor a headache. This is another literary oneshot, like Raven, written for before Cuba. CharlesxErik friendship, more if you squint and rated 'M' only because I'm not sure.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Justifiable Culpability by MycroftsAngelEyes reviews
AU of the beach scene. Charles' POV. Charles pre-empts Erik's vengeful plans Written for a livejournal prompt.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Thirty More Words by Ender's Fangirl reviews
Thirty more words, for everyone! mom!Charles, dad!Erik, kid!Sean, and naughty!Alex! Not to mention, vengence!Hank. Yay!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Wish upon a star by Jack'n'Jules reviews
*Miracle Series 1* Charles loves Erik from the moment he lays eyes on him. What he doesn't nkow is that his feelings are returned. Can Erik make Charles accept his feelings? EL/CX SLASH, of cause.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Photography by EloraVashara reviews
"Erik wasn't entirely sure as to how he'd come to be in this position, but he wasn't about to complain." XMFC, Erik/Charles, fluff, slash. Set during the training montage at the mansion.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Thirty words: Charles&Erik by Ender's Fangirl reviews
Thirty words for Charles and Erik. Other characters. Implied sex, mom!Charles and dad!Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Variations On A Theme by nyssa123 reviews
A series of Charles/Erik drabbles based on a set of themes. Theme #20: Alone.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Between Rage And Serenity by TakemylovedowntoVioletHill reviews
Collection of stories chronicling Erik and Charles's relationship. Written for fuckyeafassymcavoy on Tumblr.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Code Names by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
How did the kids manage to come up with the names 'Professor X' and 'Magneto? Well, this little drabble gives us an idea as to how...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Schlaf nun selig & süß, schau im Traum′s Paradies by lore-liee reviews
Charles watches Erik sleep and muses about what they are.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Domesticity by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*X-MEN: FIRST CLASS* *ERIK/CHARLES* Five short drabbles on how Erik Lensherr and Charles Xavier are evolving into a beautiful domestic couple. *FLUFF*
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Say It While You Can by Ender's Fangirl reviews
Erik and the children have a short and seemingly 'random' conversation... Implied Charik, Alex/Sean if you squint. Inspired by the quote "Well played, boys." oneshot
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Complete
The Block by Romanec reviews
XFC. AU...ish. "Professor," he panted. "You have to help me, please!" "Sean? What is it? What's wrong?" "READ MY MIND!" Crack fic. Strongly implied Erik/Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sean C./Banshee - Complete
A Very Special Pillow by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
He did not. Erik wouldn't. HE couldn't! Gah, Charles was going to /kill/ him! Erik stole his pillow. He was going to /die/ for this. -What? It's a very special pillow!.:.Cherik drabble. post-FC, but AU in which Erik stays and Charles has use of his legs.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Blank Canvas of the Mind by ayashina reviews
"This early in the morning, when the sun is just beginning it's journey across the polished oak floors of Charles' bedroom, Erik's senses are just waking up, entirely trusting; a clean slate. " First Class, Erik/Charles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Fireworks by wincestonmymind reviews
Charles & Erik go to the local park to view a fireworks display in honor of the Fourth of July.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
I Do Like It That Much by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
You see, Erik has this thing for Charles' hair. .:. drabble. Cherik, obviously. Rated T for various content. Fluffy. :D
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Turkish Carpets are Not a Threat by ayashina reviews
Alternately titled "Things Charles did involving Erik in the vicinity of antiques that his mother would have hypothetically grounded him for." First Class, Erik/Charles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Lily's Skull by The Truth's Lie reviews
Everyone has a story and just because they don't technically count as a person anymore doesn't mean their story is gone. Her name is Lily. She is Sherlock Holmes' daughter and her death let five children live.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Best Kept Secret by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*X-MEN: FIRST CLASS* *ERIK/CHARLES* Charles comes to visit Erik one evening to find that Erik had fallen asleep before his arrival. Charles has an interesting way of rousing him and it leads to other things in the process.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Afterthought by Citizenjess reviews
Charles falls ill after overusing Cerebro. Erik offers his assistance.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Headaches and Chess by Tajjas reviews
Set during X-Men: First Class. Charles' first night back at the mansion after the CIA facilities are destroyed isn't particularly restful, but he isn't the only one awake.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
What Is Honest, I Can't Say by flowermasters reviews
Alex Summers knows more than you'd ever think. -First Class oneshot, Charles/Erik, Charles/Alex friendship.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Alexander S./Havok, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Opaque by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Impervious to the rays of light; Obscure; not clear; unintelligible. As only living heir, Harry is demanded by is great-grandfather to be sent to the past for family history and training. Four years can do a lot. Rated for swearing & violence, no slash. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,754 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Scars by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*X-MEN FIRST CLASS* *ERIK/CHARLES* Erik has numerous scars as a dreadful reminder of his horrific past. He feels that Charles, being his lover, deserves to know about them.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
What I Need by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*X-MEN FIRST CLASS* *ERIK/CHARLES* Takes place during the chess scene. Erik is determined to kill Shaw, but Charles is worried that he will get seriously hurt in the process. He intends on showing Erik just how much he truly cares for him.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
An Unexpected Novel by Rayndrop reviews
No dragon or consulting detective can resist the fascination of riddling talk and of wasting time trying to understand it. Even if it's a silly, pointless fantasy novel. And after all, Sherlock is BORED. Oneshot; Sherlock reads "The Hobbit." ;
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Cracking Into Pieces by flowermasters reviews
Erik never dreamed that this was the way it would end between them. -First Class oneshot, Erik/Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Shut Up, Sean, It's A Surprise by Kari Kurofai reviews
In which Sean almost spills some secrets, Raven bosses people around, Alex causes havoc pun intended , and Charles and Erik are apparently in for a surprise. X-Men First Class fic. Erik/Charles. Prompted via Tumblr.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Stretched Thin by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men First Class fic: Charles is exhausted and his head is pounding. He just needs a moment to himself, but it gets harder and harder as the day goes on. Erik helps him relax. side Alex/Hank, unrequited Hank/Raven
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Nightmares and Tea by Tajjas reviews
Set during X-Men: First Class. Erik's first night at the mansion isn't particularly restful, but he isn't the only one awake.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Aches and Pains by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
X-Men: First Class. Constantly using his powers leaves Charles with a debilitating headache. Erik takes care of him. Erik/Charles, pre-slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Placing Bets by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
X-Men:First Class. The kids place bets on how long it will take Erik and Charles to finally kiss, then set about trying to make it happen. Erik/Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Down from the High by Second Variation reviews
X-Men: First Class fic - Using Cerebro for the first time, Charles gets a bit carried away and ends up suffering the consequences. An unimpressed Erik is forced to play nurse. Oneshot, friendship fic.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The World is Ours by royal-chandler reviews
Written for the prompt of: Just a little lovin', early in the mornin'.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Five More Minutes by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men: First Class fic. Charles is not a morning person. 'Lips, hot and sweet, against the back of his neck draw him slowly from sleep'
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Bets by Ender's Fangirl reviews
First Class story: Never make a bet with a telepath.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
An Idiot By Any Other Name by Runey9 reviews
In which Merlin learns that while Arthur enjoys insulting him, he despises when others insult his court sorcerer. Set in that distant day when Arthur is king. Not slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Serenity by Co-Quill-Eon reviews
X-Men: First Class fic. Charles brings Erik a litle peace.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Freak by BlueMoonOnTheRise reviews
Sally Donovan thinks over her dysfunctional relationship with co-worker Anderson, and finds herself comparing herself to a certain fair haired doctor and her favourite detective. Quite dark. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Kisses by The Elder Swear reviews
If angels weren't confusing enough, Dean gets stuck with the super charged one, who happens to have crazy emotions, personal space issues and now this weird 'angelic guesture' too! Well, maybe it's not all bad... Destiel, some angst, mostly fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Socialization for Angels by peroxidepest17 reviews
It's Thursday at the Winchesters' and everyone already knows how this story goes.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
Didn't Mean To Play Hero by Arya Daeriel reviews
Will did not mean to play the hero, he didn't mean to put his life on the line. Yet he did anyway, he saved the Emperor of Nihon-Ja, who in his mind was much more important than himself. Spoilers for the Emperor of Nihon-Ja! You have been warned!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Will, Halt
Some Things Lassiter Didn't Know about Shawn by Clockwork in The Universal reviews
Exactly what the title implies. Just a few short... things that I came up with at two in the morning. -Slashy Shassie-
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Shawn S., Carlton L.
Love is a Battlefield by peroxidepest17 reviews
Cas makes new friends and Dean hates them a lot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,556 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Next Seven Days by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Saving Grace by MissAnnThropic reviews
With everything that was going wrong in Dean's life, it took him a while to realize that the person close to him that really needed the most help was Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,602 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Unofficial Mother by Ravenfur reviews
Martha Hudson had always wanted children. Gen, no ships.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Crime by Denaliyasha reviews
"Do you think for one second that if Sherlock Holmes ever decided to kill someone, you'd know or even suspect him?" John defends Sherlock in an unconventional way. Pre-slash-ish. Maybe. Mostly just John being awesome and condescending.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Frogs and Fools by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Gaius goes away for a week and Merlin doesn't handle his independence very well.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Flyover by Misato reviews
From this prompt: For some reason, they have to take a long plane trip. Cas helps Dean through it. Fluff
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Leader of Men by Artemisdesari reviews
One shot. Post 6x15: The French Mistake. Some spoilers. Dean thinks about Castiel and the way that Balthazar used the brothers and Bobby helps him arrive at a conclusion.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
Enough by JackofSpades814 reviews
People insult Sherlock on a regular basis, and John finds he doesn't like it. When they go to question a suspect who takes it too far, John has finally had enough. Holmes/Watson friendship; could be seen as pairing. Oneshot. First fic! Please review.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The In Between Years by Phreakycat reviews
"Neal's spent his whole life trying to wash away the stains other people have left on him." A character study. Please heed the warnings.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 161 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Follow the Screams by hauntedlittledoll reviews
Title taken from the movie "Jurassic Park: The Lost World" because it sounded like something that Gabriel would say. What-If-Tag for Episode 5x13, "The Song Remains the Same."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
A Hand by thecouchcarrot reviews
Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dancing Lessons by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
Merlin gets an awkward dancing lesson from Arthur. very light Arthur/Merlin slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Joys Of Family Life by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Another Little Harry fic. Sirius and Harry are fighting over the television, and it's up to Remus to intervene. Contains hints of slash. Stay away if it offends you. RL/SB raising HP. Enjoy and review please :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
No More Cupboards by Cassis Luna reviews
On one of their Auror missions, Harry gets trapped in a cupboard under the stairs. HPDM, established relationship, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hot Chocolate and Clouds by crOwnlEssG reviews
Tag to 5X22 "Swan Song" - Sometimes, it's the angel who needs someone to watch over him, whether that someone is a friend or a brother. Sequel to I'm Here For You, but can be a stand-alone.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,153 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
7 Ways to Kill a Warlock by Ardialene reviews
Merlin has been found out, and Uther has sentenced him to death. The only problem is, no matter what method Uther tries, Merlin just won't die! Will Merlin ever escape Uther's wrath? Merthur if you squint really, really hard.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 476 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Plays Well With Others by donutsweeper reviews
Lestrade reluctantly consults Torchwood on a case, much to Sherlock's delight.
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Jack H. - Complete
Let Sleeping Sorcerers Lie by Pineapple Bacardi reviews
Merlin finds the whole thing horribly ridiculous. He's not even that sick. Merlin/Arthur. Future!fic.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Nightmares by Vegetableswillhavetheirrevenge reviews
When Merlin starts to suffer from nightmares due to Morgause's spell, he finds himself slipping further and further towards the edge. In his current state, how long will he be able to continue hiding his magic? Set after series 2. Complete.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Alpha Male Complex by 7percent reviews
There are five things that DI Lestrade cannot bear to tell his colleagues, and one thing he eventually learned to shove in their faces. Mild L/S.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Happy Friggin' Valentine's Day by Lambkinz reviews
SLASH. It all started with Dean's perfectly healthy hatred of frivilous holidays and a much-coveted sack of dust. Poor Castiel doesn't fully understand 'romance' to begin with, and this crash course is most unwelcome.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,771 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Lost Boy by Crazy-Chemist1 reviews
Six years ago Hiccup slew the Red Death from the back of a Night Fury… And then vanished into the night, mortally wounded. For six years he has been lost and presumed dead. Now circumstances are forcing him to return to a place he no longer calls home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hiccup
Oh Merlin by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
On a noraml hunting trip Arthur is attacked by a sorcerer but Merlin's takes the spell for him and is now a fiver year old. Can they find a way to turn him back before his secret get out? Arthur/Merlin Romance Slash. Morgana is not evil! Please r&r!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
November Storms by Jennistar1 reviews
From the kinkmeme prompt: "It's ridiculous to sleep when the weather is this loud." J/S.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stupid by Autumdragon reviews
Because that's all he is, really. Stupid. oneshot. rated for self-harm
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Royal Obligations of Stupidity by Pineapple Bacardi reviews
Constantly getting kidnapped by bandits was just one of the many perks of being Court Sorcerer of Camelot. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Deadly Ice by Arya Daeriel reviews
While on a simple tracking exercise, things do not go quite as planned when the exercise leads Will across a lake with a thin sheet of ice across it.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Will, Halt
Wrong Order by Dayja reviews
Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 273 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Into the Past by lferg reviews
Harry and Teddy time travel to the past to OotP. Unsure of how and not knowing how to return and definetly unable to prevent changing past events they are in some pickle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,008 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P.
Falling Asleep by thecouchcarrot reviews
Because DAMN IT, I can't stop myself. An alternate ending to "Staying Awake." Dean/Cas. Dean's finally got it figured out - but it may be too late. There's only so much an angel can take. Now Complete. CH. 5: The worst hangover Dean's had in a long time.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Staying Awake by thecouchcarrot reviews
Sequel to my one-shot "Waking Up"; Dean's dreams and their consequences. Dean/Cas. Now Complete! Ch. 4: Dean walked warily through the empty corridors of the old house, shining his flashlight down the hallway. "Cas?" he called. He couldn't find Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
If I Knew What I Was Doing by bohemiandreams reviews
Merlin had found the rings almost three weeks before Arthur proposed. A/M slash. Warning: extreme fluff!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Therapeutic Snogging by Spamsterlady reviews
Sirius has run away from home and is feeling down. What better way to remedy this than spilling his secrets and having a snog with Remus? SBxRL obviously. ; Rated for boyxboy tonsil hockey, almost violence with apples and a corny title.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Control by Semyr reviews
John realises he only lets Sherlock touch him. Much introspection follows. Pre-slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Meeting Emrys by Drachenheld reviews
"What's Emrys?" "Not what's Emrys, who's Emrys. Emrys is a very powerful warlock. He lives not far from the castle, hidden from your father. He is something of a recluse...and our only hope." Slight AU, mild Arthur/Merlin slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Midnight Sun by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun. Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash. 1.4M Views!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,303 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Curvature of the Earth by peroxidepest17 reviews
The one where Dean doesn't have a gay crisis because Sam has it for him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Un Entendre by HeavenlyBodies reviews
based on theinsaneeraser's prompt Sam's getting tiered of Dean and Cas' eye-fking, so he enlists the help of a certain Trickster to help him plan a prank; 'm afraid it's not terribly pranky. - Sam/Gabriel and Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
You Need to Shave, Ever Heard Of Depilation? by ilfreitas reviews
Remus can't sleep, so Sirius decides to tell him a fairytale. "'No one says to The Bad Wolf he needs to shave'" SiriusxRemus One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
First Kiss by rheenielabeth reviews
Harry and George's first kiss
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Of Family and Friends by Elfpen reviews
Bits and bobs of Halt-Will Father/Son mush, along with loads of other mushy-gushy, touchy-feely RA oneshots. RA fluff lovers rejoice.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,349 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Will, Halt
Legacy by Elfpen reviews
They say that imitation is the greatest reflection of a man's legacy. But when Will unwittingly imitates the legacy of his father, it costs him more than he has to lose, and Halt bears the survivor's guilt of two generations of martyrs.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
Sound the Bugle by Spirit the Fire Dragon reviews
Will is alone. He is fatally wounded, alone, and full of shame. Can he find the strength to carry on, to give life one more shot? First fanfic! This is taking place after the first book, but before the Burning Bridge...just to throw that out there.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,056 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
Breaking Point by Sparky Dorian reviews
Twoshot set not too long after episode 2x1. Neal hears some rumors he doesn't like floating around the bureau. When he tries to take action, things don't go as he planned. Mild whumpage, spoilers for up to Withdrawal.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3831 - Favs: 7,334 - Follows: 3,959 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 3,751 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2714 - Favs: 4,063 - Follows: 4,547 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Conspiracy of Cartographers, Year One (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
1966-1972: The story of a werewolf's bite that sealed the fate of four boys, and of the Wizarding world. Year One: How the Marauders came to Hogwarts, became friends, and discovered that one of them had a secret. RLxSB preslash. Podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,569 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Rules for Dealing by Mourningdawns reviews
Peter deals with Neal dealing. Or not dealing, as the case may be. Had to do a post Out of the Box fic. Complete!
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Eskimo Kisses and Tickle Fights by thecouchcarrot reviews
Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
What Legends Say by notsoinnocentfangirl reviews
Sirius and Remus discuss legends, and how sometimes, there's more to them than what some texts say. And Sirius, being Sirius, is well, quite an idiot, as we all know. RL/SB slash, mentions of the legend of Merlin/Arthur. Just a short little drabble. enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8193 - Favs: 15,540 - Follows: 6,560 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Left by the Common Denominator reviews
Peter has to be away from the office for a while, and comes back to find his partner changed.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,048 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
About God and the Gays by Beatlebug reviews
Sirius needs attention and gets it with telling Remus a little story about God and the Gays. A whole new view on the creation of the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Coronation Day by Pineapple Bacardi reviews
Drabble. On the eve of Arthur's coronation, Merlin steals cake. Because he can do things like that now. Pure, happy fluff. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sick Day by Elfpen reviews
The facts: One, Will is sick. Two, it's time for the annual Ranger Gathering, and Will isn't going to miss it. So, can the ranger apprentice use his honed skills, wit, and charm to pull a case of the flu unnoticed past Halt? Well, Will seems to think so.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,249 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Will - Complete
Surrounded by not-so-average joe reviews
takes place right after they meet up in book 4? they are caught by the Skandians.pretend there was never any temujai or whoever. first fanfic! plaes dont crush the young soul of a budding author. flames will be used to cook smores! Muhaha. no slash!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Will, Halt
About Damn Time by sorion reviews
Tony/Bruce: What's in a wedding? - Part of my "Awesome Twosome" universe.
Crossover - Batman & Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Scars by Space-facade reviews
In which Arthur is both Crown Prince and a Prat, Merlin is both a Terrible Servant and sort of Wonderful, and a curling iron proves it means Serious Business. Merlin/Arthur. Here be SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,377 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Follow by REB Jenn reviews
If Team Free Will gets to break all the rules, Gabriel wants in on it. He just doesn't know how to ask.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
When I Knew by sorion reviews
Tony/Bruce Everyone knew, it was only a matter of when. Part of my "Awesome Twosome" universe.
Crossover - Batman & Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
10 People Who Found Out That by PinkFairy727 reviews
...the Crown Prince of Camelot Is Sleeping With, And Is Possibly In Love With, His Man-Servant. Summary: In which Gaius and Morgana get an eyeful, The Great Dragon is amused and Uther doesn’t behead anybody. Arthur/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Twelve Fail Safe Ways to Charm Werewolves by Froody reviews
“I am enlisting your aid, Monsieur Moony,” James said in portentous tone, “as mischief-maker to mischief-maker, and lonely soul to lonely soul.” - In which Remus offers love advice, James drives Lily to insanity, and Sirius gets his hands on a book. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mission Impossible: Coffee Addicton by Caramel Cheescake reviews
Will's got a problem, and Halt has to deal with it before it's too late... Made in collaboration with Rowana Renee' and if you're wondering about the switch/rope thing, check out 'Guardian Ranger' by Rowana Renee'. My first crack-fic, hope you like it!
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Will, Halt - Complete
And So It Begins by freudian fuckup reviews
In which there is snogging, mild humiliation, a long car ride, a proposal, and a happily-as-ever-after.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Honey, I'm Home by sorion reviews
Tony/Bruce. Things settle. And why the hell shouldn't they? Sequel to "Pleased to Meet You", prequel to "Lady Tremaine".
Crossover - Batman & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Second Childhood by cloudyjenn reviews
A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 159 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Slipping and Sliding by Loopstagirl reviews
A one shot of Merlin and Arthur in the snow. What more needs to be said?
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Lady Tremaine by sorion reviews
Tony/Bruce. Dick Grayson learns about family. Sequel to "Who Da Man" and "Pleased to Meet You"
Crossover - Batman & Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Pleased to Meet You by sorion reviews
Tony/Bruce slash. Prequel to "Who Da Man?" The boys meet for the first time... Second in my "Awesome Twosome" universe.
Crossover - Batman & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Precious and Fragile Adopted by Saharra Shadow reviews
Adopted from Bittersweet Alias. Harry returns from training and finds that his friends and family no longer understand him. Percy has become an outcast in his own family. Together they find what they need and want. I'll begin updating when done writing.:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,334 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 497 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Percy W.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Reasons Why Arthur Likes Gwen by kolachess reviews
SLASH! ArthurxMerlin. Everyone knows the Arthurian legends and how King Arthur was 'besotted' with Queen Guinevere. Here is Arthur's list of why. Humor/Crack!/Angst/Fluff.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Fun and Games by pdljmpr6 reviews
It was just another bank robbery, with another pair of dim witted bank robbers with ski masks and guns they didn't know how to use. It was all a joke until one of them grabbed Gus. And put a gun to his head. Shawn/Gus Friendship, Shawn shooting stuff.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
First Watch by Death-God-777 reviews
It's Halt's turn for first watch. As he does so, he muses about Will and the relationship they share. Parental!HaltWill. One-shot.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Halt, Will - Complete
Interlocking Barbs by Something Witty About Ramen reviews
A book, the sun, and social grooming: a recipe for a good day. No spoilers, sort of AU, heed the genre!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Devil You Know by REB Jenn reviews
."We will all be hunted, we'll all be killed!" Sam & Dean, with Castiel in tow, try to reach Bobby's house in the aftermath of Lucifer's rising, but both demons and angels aren't making it easy. A sequel to Comfort to the Enemy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,363 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Nothing Happens Unless First We Dream by myrmidryad reviews
Some angsty, ultimately fluffy Merlin/Arthur slash. A oneshot in which Merlin's imagination ambushes him and plays at being torturous, and there is an epidemic of truth. Some spoilers for 2.07, frottage and general goodness.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Love, Darkness Shall Follow Thee by Pineapple Bacardi reviews
Slash. It takes all the self-restraint in Arthur's body to not get off the bed, grab his sword, and go down down to the feast and cut Lord Cedrick's throat open. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Battle Wounds by Pineapple Bacardi reviews
Slash. Arthur could pinpoint all of his moments of fear by the scissoring map of scars on Merlin’s body. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Sleep by PoisonComeUndone reviews
Dean/Cas Established relationship, fluff-ish. Cas is human now and after a long drive he desperately needs his sleep, but Dean is drunk and they've been apart for weeks and he has anything but sleep on his mind.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
And the Rain Will Fall by Pineapple Bacardi reviews
Slash. Companion piece to 'Achilles Heel'. After their lives and future are threatened, Arthur and Merlin struggle with destiny and the feelings they have for each other. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Rather Boring Routine by axlpfan reviews
Lily actually looked concerned. “What in Merlin’s name is wrong with him?” James fell back, shooting a revolted look at his best mate. “He’s gone and fallen in love.” He said, shaking his head in disgust.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Inferno by Nyxelestia reviews
Camelot is burning, and Prince Arthur is being noble again. Blood prat. Fluff. Inspire by all the smoke outside my window from all the wildfires. Arthur/Merlin slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
In Sickness And In Health by Pineapple Bacardi reviews
Slash. In which Merlin is sick and stubborn, and Arthur is irritated and worried. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Just one day by Loopstagirl reviews
A bored Arthur decides to be a servant for a day and discovers a few truths about what is really going on.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Arthur - Complete
Tisn't the Season by freudian fuckup reviews
Christmas in July.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 6,256 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
An Outside Observation by myrmidryad reviews
SLASH - don't like, don't read. Short oneshot featuring a renegade young sorcerer as he tracks Arthur and Merlin in the woods outside Camelot. Little does he know that Merlin is also a warlock. T for character death, but not Arthur or Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Comfort to the Enemy by REB Jenn reviews
Lucifer's rising in front of Sam & Dean ; an archangel's descending on Castiel. Picks up where the 4.22 finale left off.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,279 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Truth Breaks Forth by Grim Lupine reviews
“Sorcerer,” Arthur says. //oneshot// //MerlinArthur//
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Forgotten for Good by freudian fuckup reviews
In which Merlin forgets something, and Arthur learns something new.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Imp Invasion by MagicByMerlin reviews
In which Arthur's room in overrun by gremlins so he and Merlin declare war.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Feedback by windscryer reviews
Tag for 4.17 It's A Terrible Life. With the MotW successfully taken care of, Dean and Sam have some unfinished business to deal with in regards to their old friends, the Ghostfacers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 4,348 - Follows: 673 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Voice by Scrunchy reviews
The comfort under the gruff reality.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Fred and George's Twenty Rules Of Hogwarts by alwaysuptonogood reviews
Fred and George take it upon themselves to give their own set of rules to the Gryffindor First Years - much to the disapproval of one angry female Gryffindor Prefect. Set in OOTP. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Year of Changes by redfrog reviews
Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,541 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Unfilmed Winchesters by authoressnebula reviews
Post 3x13, Ghostfacers: A birthday gift for crystalchain. Just why did Dean cover the camera after the hunt was over? Hurt!Sam, bigbrother!Dean, annoyed!Winchesters, constant filming.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Birds, The Bees, and the Brothers Winchester by Queen of Kaos reviews
His dad told him about the birds and the bees when he was twelve. Sort of. But sixteen-year-old Sam has more questions, and the only person he trusts to answer them is Dean. One Shot of Harmless Weechester Fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Did It Ever Occur To You? by JuliaKerns5 reviews
WARNING: Slash RLSB MWPP Era Oneshot Remus and Sirius overhear an argument between James, Lily, and Peter... concerning themselves. And other unmentionable things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 2840 - Favs: 5,487 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Shadow's Secret by Maylayn reviews
Britain is preparing for the upcoming war, when a sudden attack on Durmstrang sends half its students off to Beauxbatons, and the rest to Hogwarts. Daniel Potter’s world is suddenly turned upside down as his lost twin, Harry, returns to England.SLASH HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,135 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 5,252 - Follows: 1,056 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hearts Veiled by Soar reviews
AL SLASH An incident at Edoras has the potential to either bring Aragorn and Legolas together, or drive them apart forever. MPREG
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,737 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Manipulating Fate by Midnight Star 25 reviews
Time Travel A 30 year old Harry succeeded in fulfilling the prophecy, but there's nothing left to live for. Harry executes a risky scheme, that will have him fighting against fate itself. GreyHarry Independent Powerful Harry Slight Dumbledore Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,846 - Reviews: 2629 - Favs: 3,486 - Follows: 3,855 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P.
You Betrayed Us by Lady FoxFire reviews
Ginny is dead. Harry's in prison for her murder. But nothing is as it seems. A Lady FoxFire twist to Harry in Azkaban theme
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,184 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Thief by Silivren Tinu reviews
When someone tries to steal something important from Legolas, Halbarad learns a lesson about the elf and his horse. Characters: Aragorn, Legolas, Halbarad, two horses, and one thief.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Elvendork! It's unisex! by dlestrange reviews
The Marauders take a little trip to Hogsmeade and discover a delightful new name. Everything belongs to JKR. Even the world. Or something. Whut.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet by Janara reviews
Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 227 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Ferret in My Shoe by MikoGoddess reviews
Harry finds Malfoy in a petshop and brings him home, wanting to know why he was there, and why he was a ferret again. What ensues is a bit of this, a bit of that, and a dash of slash. HPDM, after 6th year, no DH. Now with more plot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,072 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Curse of Legalese by Lady FoxFire reviews
Sequel to Potter's Revenge. What dangerous things existed in the Potter's vault? Harry's about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Return of Harry Potter by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
Harry ran away from the BoyWhoLived and now six years later he's coming back...What's changed about him? Summary sucks, try it...HarryDraco and other pairings, rating may go up, not sure yet...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,982 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Smarter than Hermione by dimestoredramatic reviews
No one can get out of detention with Snape, not even someone as intelligent as Hermione.But Harry Potter manages to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 3,597 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Padfoot's List of Dating NoNos: 101 by CaramelBoost reviews
Remus is sick and tired of hearing girls complain about Sirius' lack of dating manners and curtsey, as well as appalled at his friend's vulgar attitude, and so comes up with a list. A list of things Sirius is banned from doing on his dates. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 3,932 - Follows: 900 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 256 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Family by GundamGurl17 reviews
Another XMen fic. It takes place between X2 and X3. Bobby describes his feelings about his family. Pretty emotional. There's more inside. Please R&R!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Iceman, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
MOO 4: In the Cards by Amanita Jackson reviews
Month O' Oneshots 4! The Marauders decide which cards they would be if they were cards, Sirius tells fortunes with an ordinary deck, some SiriusRemus. My humble apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
He Just Doesn't Listen by White Wolf1 reviews
To save Aragorn's life at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields, Legolas intercepts an arrow meant for his friend. As the elf lies near death, Aragorn makes an unusual request of Ilúvatar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Twists of Fate by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
AU. Bitten by a Vampire the night Voldemort attacked, Harry Potter is believed dead. So what happens when Remus shows up at Hogwarts with a fifth year son bearing the lighting scar and the name of Lupin 14 years later?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,909 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Divorce? by HKBlack reviews
When Remus and Sirius get in a fight, Harry is forced to wonderwhat will the out come be? And will they have an unmarriage? AU SiriusRemus Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
she just doesn't understand by angelzlovely reviews
scene from last stand when Rogue comes into the room and asks if the cure is real. very very slight Rogan.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Rogue - Complete
Darkness by Silivren Tinu reviews
When the darkness of Moria starts to weigh heavily on Legolas, Aragorn tries to distract him. Angst, friendship. 2nd place 2006 MC Awards, Best Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Alfonso the Ring: Part III by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
Lord of the Rings wouldn't be Lord of the Rings without the Ring, now would it? Hear the story from the Ring's point of view! Warnings: Ring has very coarse language, and Aragorn and Legolas occasionally do slashy things. FINSISHED! Last chapter up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005
Call of the Heart by Silivren Tinu reviews
What if… it had not been Aragorn who fell over the cliff during the battle against the wargriders in Rohan? Angst, friendship. AU. No slash. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,667 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Between Elves And Hobbits by Nevaratoiel reviews
Legolas and Sam have a talk... just about everything!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Legolas, Samwise G. - Complete
Never Touch An Elf by ashlyns reviews
The Hobbits trick Gimli into messing up Legolas' hair, just to see what happens. The concequences are more then anyone thought they would be. Slight amusing with prissy Legolas. I really do love Legolas, don't get me wrong. Plez R and R! One Shot!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Forbidden Lovers in Rohan by Khrystyne reviews
The sequel to “Love for the Fellowship”. You probably don’t need to read that to get this, but I always welcome new readers! WARNING! SLASH! LegolasAragorn. PG-13 for slash and violence. Can’t say I didn’t warn you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,740 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Secrets by Aer Faery reviews
Harry notices that Draco seems to be distant. When he comes to the conclusion that something is definitely wrong, he decides to befriend him, even though others don’t trust him. Will trying to help Malfoy ruin his friendship with his fellow Gryffindors?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,159 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Taste of Rain by Lady Elina reviews
How would you describe the taste of rain? A short moment Aragorn and Legolas share in Lothlórien. Slash content.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Artist Formerly Known as Stubby Boardman by She's a Star reviews
In which Remus takes it upon himself to show a certain Quibbler article to one Sirius Black. (RemusSirius.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Alfonso the Ring by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
The LOTR trilogy, seen through the eyes of the most important character---Mr. One Ring himself! (Beware! Ring has a snarky attitude, this is rated for coarse language & maybe slash) Last chapter up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,059 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 1/15/2003
Snow by Fair Lady Miriel reviews
REPOST. Sweet ficlet of Estel and Legolas as young lovers in a magical, snowy Imladris. One shot, one chapter. Much fluff and sap. Hope it makes you smile! SLASH la
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Bruised Hearts by Fair Lady Miriel reviews
Repost. Legolas is raped by brutal men of Gondor, and seeks Aragorn for comfort, and tells him what happened.. Aragorn then reveals his feelings of love, and Legolas his. They find peace in eachother's arms. RAPESLASH, one chappie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Inauspicious Beginnings by Isildwen reviews
This story is about the beginnings of the fellowship. One-shot story, can be read by itself or as sequel to To Make A Choice. Much of it is Boromir’s PoV. Very fluffy AL. Completed and revised.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Ultimatum by Marauder reviews
Sirius has secretly loved Remus for years, and James is sick of watching his friend suffer. So he gives him an ultimatum: Sirius has a few hours to tell Remus, or else James will. RLxSB. Slightly AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Love For The Fellowship by Khrystyne reviews
This is a little fic that I recently got an idea for. Slash!! Legolas/Aragorn. Don’t like, don’t read. Based on the movies. PG-13 for slash and violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,371 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
My Warrior Elf by Khrystyne reviews
Legolas sneaks into Aragorn’s bedroom after the victory of Helm’s Deep . . . PG-13 for battle recollections and generally to be on the safe side. SLASH! Don't like, don't read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Namarie by slash1 reviews
That scene in the movie where Legolas was most beautiful. Complete with epilogue. Woohoo!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Potter's Revenge by Lady FoxFire reviews
short story Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inherits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 187 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Falling Tears (Revised) by AJ Matthews reviews
My own version of how and why Boromir betrayed the Fellowship, in a revised story. This is not for Boromir fans! A/L Slash! Part 1 of the 2-part ending is now up. Final chapter coming soon...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,887 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/24/2002 - Published: 2/26/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Cartography by tempestuous reviews
Remus and Sirius are working on creating the Marauder's Map. Slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Complicated Allies by Sun Queen reviews
The battle of Helm's Deep from the perspective of an unknown soldier, and his view of Legolas and Gimli. Proof that racism was alive and well in Middle Earth. Book-verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Legolas, Gimli
Immortality by AJ Matthews reviews
Sequel to 'Falling Tears'! Legolas is forced to surrender to the Orcs and Uruk-Hai. L/A slash! Final chapter up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,201 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 1/24/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Falling Tears by AJ Matthews reviews
My own version of how and why Boromir betrayed the Fellowship, partly rewritten. This is not for Boromir fans. Eventual A/L Slash! The final chapter is now up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,278 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/9/2002 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
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Of Hair Gel and Mechanical Hearts reviews
Their friendship was inevitable. It's a shame, though, that Jarvis seems to be the only one to think so.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 176 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Protecting What's His reviews
Tony will always protect Jarvis, even when nothing's happened yet. The Avengers read Papabear by Bleeding Jazz Gums.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F. - Complete