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Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Avengers.

Hello there. I am a teenage girl who loves books in any way, shape, and form. I am writing a novel. It's okay to PM me now. :) Finally figured them out! Yay for me XD You should check out my polls. Vote, please!

Name: Binna Sabat

Hometown: Lynchburg VA

Heritage: Polish

Straight A Student?: Yes

Foodie?: No.

What's your favourite song?: Gods nope

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Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus Challenge!!!

Copy and paste into your profile and answer the questions!!!! That is, if you dare!

1. What was your favourite book in the series? The Mark of Athena, because all of my favourite elements of PJatO were there: Percabeth, Octavian rampages, Gaea talking, awesome Leo-ness, Jasper, Athena’s skill, Annabeth’s fear of spiders, Percy drowning, Daedalus’ laptop (there’s an app for tying shoelaces? Awesome!), and Reyna’s regal praetorship. And then there’s Nico. Nobody can ever forget Nico.

2. Who are your favourite male and female characters? Why? Annabeth, because of her strategic knowledge. But Octavian because: face it, ripping the heads off of teddy bears is freaking awesome.

3. Why do you like the books? Rick Riordan’s amazing sense of sarcasm and humour (we have a dam problem! Calling Houston. Houston, dam problem).

4. Did you like Percy Jackson or Heroes of Olympus more? Why? Heroes of Olympus, because it involves all the old awesome characters plus all the new ones.

5. Would you go to an Olympian party? Why or why not? No, because I’m not really a party girl. I might go if Octavian was there.

6. What godly weapon would you like to own? Athena’s symbolic javelin. Epic.

7. Who’s your godly parent? Athena, because I’ve always wanted a mind that ticks like clockwork. (But doesn't [like a clock] regularly go cuckoo. Get it? Random Terry Pratchett humour. Haha haha hahahaha. Ha. Yeah, it's not for everyone...)

8. Zombies or Vampires or Werewolves? Why? Well, I can automatically eliminate werewolves. I hate those. But between Vampires and Zombies, I can never choose. I mean, bloodsucking, immortal, pale creature of the night or undead brain-eater?

9. Leo or Nico? Why? Nico, because I’d rather raise a pile of zombie bones from the ground than fly around with Happy the Dragon. But summoning fire is kinda cool, especially when you're a pyromaniac, like me. :P

10. Percy or Jason? Why? Percy, because he’s the son of Water. Water’s my element, bro! Besides, Jason in the character art is super-ugly… lol.

11. Piper or Reyna? Why? Reyna, but not for Jason. Piper for Jason. Reyna overall, because of her regal and proud attitude.

12. Annabeth or Rachel? Why? Annabeth. We’ve been through this.

13. Grover or Gleeson? Why? Hmmm…tough choice. But Gleeson, probably. Because beating people up the head with a baseball bat and yelling “DIE!!!” is pretty awesome.

14. Octavian or… Anybody? Octavian. The little tyrant doesn’t even compare.

Don't you find it funny, how on Microsoft Word, one of the synonyms for Republican is Democrat? Copy and paste this into your profile if you are pro-political unity.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I was, at a time, but that's so not the point)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (hah... ////// O.O)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. *cough*
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (half albino, actually.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I am)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (only mostly...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Garfield only, dude)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (Only one at home though)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. (I am against abortion. If you gonna do it, do da consequences! sorry.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I am)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Catholic Christian, but there's a difference)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (hah...um...)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (there is a difference between an arsonist and a pyromaniac.)

Friends: Will bail you out of prison.

Best Friends: Will sit next to you and yell, “THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME! WE GOTTA DO THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!”

Friends: Will shrug when you say no to a drink.

Best Friends: Will yell, “YOLO!” and force-feed them to you.

Friends: Will give you a shoulder to cry on after a breakup.

Best Friends: Are the reason you broke up in the first place.

Friends: Will help you up after you fall.

Best Friends: Will laugh and say, “Walk much, a*hole?”

Friends: Will tell you that you look beautiful.

Best Friends: Will hold you up for half an hour trying to get that mascara smudge that’s thisclose to your eyelash off.

Friends: Will tell you that you have lettuce in your teeth.

Best Friends: Will take ten million pictures, post them to their Facebook and Twitter and then tell you.

Friends: Will wake you up when you sleep in class .

Best Friends: Will tie your shoes together.

Friends: Will get you out of a fistfight.

Best Friends: Are the ones you’re fighting with.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast


PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for Vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL AND LUKEABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you love Percabeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Silendorf, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Gruniper, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE PJO then copy this onto ur profile

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. (YES)

If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile: Mister TEATIME!!!!!!! COME TO ME MY PRECIOUS ASSASSIN!!!!!!

If you have ever read a 2,500 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, beaner.weener

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51,dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101,PJATO-FAN-4-LIFE, Beaner.weener

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

92% of American teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them that it was uncool to breathe. if you are one of the 8 that would stand there laughing, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! (honestly, I just feel sorry for Hades...problem???)

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95% of fanfiction users have invented a question saying that a certain % would be doing something if someone was something and if you're part of the certain % that doesn't than copy and paste this into your profile. If you're part of the 5% that hasn't invented one of these questions, copy and paste this into your profile.

Join TSUCGOTGWWTKTSAPTWS (The Super Ultra Cool Group Of Teen Girls Who Want To Kidnap Twilight Stars And Poke Them With Sporks) By putting this on you profile or layout. Join us! Because our acronym makes no sense!

Favorite Books

Kane Chronicles

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Heros Of Olympus

Anything Discworld, *especially Hogfather*

Favorite Couples

Hades/Persephone

Percy/Annabeth omfg

Carter/Zia

Sadie/Anubis

Ruby/Julius

Susan/Teatime

If you are one of the awesome people that totally favour SANUBIS instead of Salt and are upset about the end pairing of the Kane Chronicles, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. -Anon.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. - SIR AWESOME TERRY PRATCHETT

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. -ALSO TERRY PRATCHETT I THINK

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Things to do When Bored in a Store

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. LucilliaAL

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who are'nt, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog,Greendayluvr93,AnimelovinKiDD, cookies-chan17, mrsbyaykuyakuchiki1129, Chocogirl24, Zebe Oreo, beaner.weener

If you and your friends have made up codenames for boys so they wouldn't know you were talking about them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve ever been yelled by your parents for reading too much, copy and paste this into your profile

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch TV than read. If you are one of the 35 percent how would have their nose in a book, copy/paste this to your profile

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? Internal use or something?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Japanese kitchen knife: "Keep out of children". (Excuse me?)

This or That
Fire or Ice: Ice
Day or Night: Night (go nocturnes!)
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Tea or Soda: Tea.
Juice or Water: Water.
White Milk or Chocolate Milk: Neither. I hate them both, they make me throw up.
Italian or Chinese: Chinese.
McDonald's or Burger King: I hate fast food, it makes me throw up. Lots of things make me throw up.
Pizza Hut or Domino's: Little Caesar's. :) forgive if I spelled that wrong.
Watermelon or Kiwi: Watermelon. I guess.
Strawberry or Blueberry: Strawberry. I guess.
Cherry or Banana: Cherry. God, I hate bananas.
Summer or Winter: Winter baby! (I'm a figure skater)
Spring or Fall: Fall. Winter's so much closer.
Snowy or Rainy: Snow, babes.
Love or Money: Neither.
Mates or Dates: Mates.

Danced in the rain: no.
Sang out loud: Uh, let me-no.
Kissed in the rain: forget the rain. Kissed? Never.
Gotten in a bar fight:Nope
Done drugs: HADES! Well... Caffeine, if it counts :)
Been drunk: nope
Been in love: no. not planning to

Sat on a roof: YESH!!!
Gotten thrown out of a store: no.
Cried over a guy (if yes, was he worth it?): no.

Played an instrument: no.
Smoked a cigarette: Uh, no. My mom's a smoker. no.
Cheated: naaah
Stolen: dude, I'm a child of Athena, not Hermes.
Stayed up all night: sure. Insomniac.
Been arrested: no.

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use :D or :( or ;) etc. in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character—yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est—writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for life. -the ever-amazing Terrance Pratchett

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

You call me a bitch. Well, a bitch is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM..., besides, who else LOVES Mrs. Lovett?

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face.

We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge I laugh harder.

Annoying things to do on a elevator to pass the time:

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.

Throw a rave.

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels

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31 Weeks by 221Bme reviews
31 weeks ago John noticed something wasn't quite right with Sherlock. He'd never eaten during cases before, but is this any different...?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 11/24/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
There was stuff you wanted to say but you didn't say it by SamanthaRain reviews
"There was definitely stuff John always wanted to say to Sherlock. Not all of it would have been good but it should have been told." After the Fall, John writes a list of all the things he wanted to tell Sherlock but he never got the chance to do so.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 11/17/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Des Vrais Mensonges - Beautiful Lies by Balletomane0606 reviews
Percy, a handyman, sends an anonymous love letter to his boss Annabeth. After initially throwing it away, she forwards it to her separated aunt to cheer her up. Mistakes, misunderstandings and marriage (or absence of). Rated T for topics discussed and swearing. Based off French film Des Vrais Mensonges. AU. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Forbidden Love by ChildOfWisdom reviews
Annabeth Chase is a Vampire who swore never to love anyone. But when she meets a certain Green-Eyed boy, she doubts she can keep that promise. She wants to stay away from him, so she dosent hurt him, but he wont let her go that easily...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,233 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Your Obvious is Showing by iLOVEsmellymarkers reviews
Hey guys this is about how Percy comes to Annabeth's school and its so obvious they have something special even mortals can tell! This is after the Titan's Curse and some things aren't right like where Annabeth lives. I do not own PJO Rick Riordan does.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,496 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
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Counting Stars reviews
I swallow. "Why are you so scared?" It's almost as if she was waiting for this question. The answer bounces back in a heartbeat. "I'm not scared, they're scared." She laughs without humor. "Bloody hell, I'm a psychopath. A sociopath. I could kill you without batting an eyelash. And you still trust me?" I don't wait a split second. "I trust you completely. I care."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 2/14 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Mischief Managed reviews
Loki. By now, just a name to you - one of the many prisoners being contained by Odin. In the past you were friends, but things have changed. When Loki escapes the prisons, it is up to you, Sif, and Thor to capture him. Alliances are made, trusts are broken and mended, and mischief is managed. Not for long, but managed, nonetheless. Loki x Reader. T for major character death.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Thor, Loki, OC
Silver and Gold reviews
"Freak," they all say. Nerd. Geek. Bookworm. Teacher's Pet. Antisocial. Freak. It doesn't bother me. Code, translation, reading between the lines. That's what I do all the time. It's what I live for. It's who I am. I am Annabeth Chase. I am not alive. I am not dead. I am information.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G., Rachel D.
I'm Glad You Came reviews
Enter Percy Jackson, your normal teen boy, living in Manhattan. Enter Annabeth Chase, a ballet student from L.A. who is staying at Percy's house. Percy comes to two problems: a. they can't seem to get along, and b. Annabeth Chase is anorexic. T for eating disorder.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 32,279 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete