Author has written 3 stories for Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.
I LIKE TRAINS :D
AND PINEAPPLES FROM THE LAND OF PINEAPPLOPOLUS WERE EVERYTHING IS PINEAPPLY AND ME AND MY FRIENDS CAN PLAY PINEAPPLES AND DESTROY YOU WITH OUR PINEAPPLE WEAPONS!!!!!!!!!!
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(The bunny that I typed here disappeared, and I can't be bothered to remember how to do it...)
Professor Flitwick: does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape: has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin: has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody: the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall: does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore: should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter: is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy: disagrees.
Hermione Granger: has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley: is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood: is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Ginny Weasley: wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Fred Weasley: knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley: knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans: swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter: doesn’t believe her.
Remus Lupin: would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black: killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black: is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black: is quietly going insane.
Narcissa Black: would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy: does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.
Voldemort: does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.
Gryffindors: will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins: will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs: will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws: will get hold of a flying carpet.
(kudos to the person that wrote this, whoever it was...)
Some of the best comebacks to some terrible pick-up lines:
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
YOUR BOY SIDE:
you love hoodies
You love jeans
dogs are better then cats (just NO)
it’s hilarious when people get hurt (only when they're trying to cheer me up... do you know how much your older brother self-harming himself (not seriously though) can cheer you up? it's like the funniest thing in the world when you're in the middle of bawling your eyes out...)
you've played with/against boys on a team
shopping is torture
sad movies suck (not quite sure where I stand on this one...)
you own/owned an XBOX
you own/owned a Wii
you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid (I blame by brother for making me...)
at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
you own/owned a DS, PS2 or Sega
you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
you watch sports on TV
gory movies are cool
you go to your dad for advice (when I'm not being a difficult little bitch...)
you own like a trillion baseball hats
you used to/do collect football collector cards
baggy sweatpants are cool to wear all the way
its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people (kinda... if there were over 5 or 6 people then yes... i mean seriously! how would you be able to NOT have a massive fight break out with that many people!? and sleepovers at the age of 15 and over with at many people is bound to be awkward because there is most likely to be a guy somewhere...)
green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
sports are fun
you talk with food in your mouth
you sleep at night with your socks on sometimes (my feet were cold...)
YOUR GIRL SIDE
you love to shop
you wear eyeliner
you wear the color pink
you go to your mom for advice
you considered cheerleading a sport
you hate wearing the color black (easiest colour to wear. EVER)
you like going to town
you like getting manicures and/or pedicures (it kills my nails though...)
you like wearing jewelery (sparkly...)
you cried watching The Notebook (wait... what's 'The Notebook'? No, I'm serious... I have no idea what it is.)
you have worn dangly earings
shopping is one of your favorite hobbies (O.O no way... the day I start to actually like shopping is when hell freezes over and the world ends)
you don't like the movie Star Wars
you are/were in gymnastics
you smile a lot more than you should
you have more than 10 pairs of shoes (i barely wear any of them though... unless I wanna cosplay or look like a wierdo... somehow I can get away with wearing high heels in school though... but only when I don't have PE... come on! High heels are fun! :P)
sometimes you care about what you look like
you like wearing dresses (when I know I won't look like crap in it)
you like wearing body spray
you wear flip flops (i think everyone does if they don't live in almost continuous snow)
you used to play with dolls as a kid
you have put makeup on others (I wish I could... but I'm always in the middle of doing something else when someone offers... :'( someone throw me a pity party...)
you like being the star of almost everything
you love shoe shopping (no... just no... someone else can buy my shoes for me...)
pink is one of your favorite colors (used to be until my mum was like "no! no more pink!" now it's one of the colors I will protest to wearing... mainly to spite people though...)
You say English, we say Japanese
You say cats, we say Nyan Cat
You say swords, we say Bleach
You say souls, we say Soul Eater
You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL
You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto
You say Family, We say Vongola
You say notebook, We say DeathNote
You say countries, we say Hetalia
You say Gay, We say Yaoi
You say reality, we say anime
You say comics, we say manga
You say hello, we say kon'nichiwa
You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows
You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions
You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling
You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters
You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal
You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus
Re-Post this if your an Otaku and proud!
I am so very happy that people ACTUALLY read things that I post... O.O I always say/think to myself "One day. One day I will write a story that will be really popular, and EVERYONE will read it ." But, I'm SOOO lazy, that I'm almost certain that that will never happen... So whenever I check up on my stories, I see that my stories have been visited/read and I just go OMFG!!! O.O ...And even if I only get one or 2 favorites/reviews, I get REALLY excited... and when I'm excited, I squeak... (don't ask, I don't know how that works either... :/ ) and then all y friends and family laugh at me... (TTTT) ahh, the life of a fangirl... :P
Anywho, I'll tell you some info about me...
1. I am female, if you haven't guessed... (Do I sound female to you? sometimes I think I sound a little like a guy...)
2. I have an obsession with anything Japanese...
3. I started cosplaying about October 2013 (not quite sure about the date)
4. I LOVE singing. Especially in Japanese (this kinda tags onto number 2...). People who know me find this REALLY annoying, because I can sing PON PON PON by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu off the top of my head. I can also sing a few anime opening songs and ending songs, and I'm not very good at singing normal english songs...
5. I love to dress up in things I deem 'cute'. Aka, Lolita dresses, etc. But, it sucks that I can't wear them to school...
6. I live in Australia, so yeah. Most schools here have at least SOME form of uniform... at least I can get away with wearing high heels as long as I'm not doing PE...
7. I feel like some sort of undercover Kakashi sometimes... the things I read on my phone in front of people, and they don't know what I'm reading... just WOW... Everyone has just learnt to NOT ASK about what I'm reading, unless they want to hear me ramble on about some random whacked-up-fanfic that I had found that day... O.o
8. I have glasses. I don't like them. I want contacts. But there are SO many people that say hey are uncomfortable... And they're expensive too...
9. I'm 15, and was born on the 30th of March 1999...
10. I am good at maths, I like baking (BAKING not cooking. Cakes are fun to make. They are also delicious, and you can decorate them with so many things!), painting/drawing/colouring in, apparently (according to the few reviewers in You're Not Innocent) I am good at writing...
11. Purple is my favourite colour.
Aaaaaannnnddd I can't think of anything else to say, so, yeah! Thanks for reading my stories! :D
Just a warning: if I ever decide to write a multi-chapter fic, then I will most likely wait until I have FINISHED writing it, before I post it... if not, then it's going to take a REALLY long time to finish... if so, then I am deeply sorry...