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Joined 02-10-01, id: 42121, Profile Updated: 07-24-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Now twenty two years old, I'm a freelance writer who scratches out a living writing marketing copy and all sorts of other glorious stuff like that. I write fiction on the side with what spare time I have, and whatever I write normally ends up here. Hope you guys enjoy!

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A Ninja's Guide to Surviving a Shinobi War (ON HIATUS -- Work has made it nearly impossible to continue working on this; my sincerest apologies. Hopefully I'll have any update soon.)

It has been three years since the flames of war engulfed Konoha and the rest of the world, claiming the lives of hundreds of thousands. When Naruto unexpectedly returns, though, he brings with him the key to Konoha's victory: a suicide mission deep behind enemy lines. A squad of Shinobi will leave on a quest to end the war, but none of them will return home the same, if at all.

Finished Projects


A Ninja's Guide to Surviving High School (COMPLETE) (01.05.2011)
It's high school complete with all the friendships, rivalries, and romantic relationships that make those four years of your education some of the best and worst in your life. Throw in a ton of ninjas, some assassins, a few crazed psychopaths, one demon, and a bunch of angsty teenagers, mix it all up, and what do you get? Just another day in Konoha High -home of A Ninja's Guide to Surviving High School.

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Ocarina of Konoha by lackofname reviews
In a fictional forest, a blonde haired, blue eyed boy was about to become a hero. Unfortunately, said blue eyed blonde was off in Zelda: Majora's Mask. So the casting director plucked out his next choice... His name was Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,360 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3640 - Favs: 3,637 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Trial by Leaves by ArcTheJedi reviews
Naruto is ready for the role of Hokage, but he has one grand challenge to overcome first. Now he must prove his conviction to his friends; along the way he may discover just as much about them …and himself. NaruHina, other pairings, T for my own paranoia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,623 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Captain Neji and the Hidden Straits of Death by wildcatt reviews
A mysterious prisoner. A pirate lass with remarkable aim. Betrayal, bloodshed and perhaps freedom for one Neji Hyuuga, Captain of the Royal Guards. And thus, the swashbuckling adventure begins...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,888 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2006
Love Panic by paranoia complex reviews
[AU] Obsession, love, distress, and rock stars compile the motley students of the prestigious ShinRa Academy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,259 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Vincent V., Tifa L.
Touketsu no Namida by LinSetsu reviews
Sequel to Nakama. The story follows Kakashi as an ANBU, treading down dark and dangerous paths that can well lead to the destruction of his mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,883 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Kakashi H.
New Roads by Twin Psychos reviews
There are times in everyone's lives when we suffer loss. In Konoha, losses occur regularly at times. But when a hard blow is dealt to Team Gai, who will be there to help TenTen when she falls? Slight NejiTen, Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Apart by Think Tanker Meeksman reviews
18 years old, ANBU member Hinata deals with the love of her life, a new mission, and violence, all of which center around an 18 year old ANBU member Naruto and an 18 year old jealous ANBU member Kiba. NaruHina. Please, don't let the size discourage you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,389 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Fourth's Family by kageryuu reviews
What if the night the Kyuubi attacked the Yondaime was not killed and that he lived to protect Konoha after that night. What if there was a reason it attacke another than rage? Title subject to change. [maybe OOC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,308 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Minato N., Naruto U.
One Kiss Before the Wedding by Tsukiko no Yuki reviews
[KibaHinaNaruSakuSasuSakuSai] Sakura is getting married to Naruto, but is it really what she truly wants? Caught in the midst of a fiery rollercoaster of love, our strong ninjas suddenly find themselves powerless when their enemies are their own hearts...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006
Pancakes, Dates, and More! by thehappystalkerball reviews
In which Sakura is tricked into the longest date ever for the sake of proving pancakes to be better than waffles and French toast. Ino has her own ideas about Akatsuki fashion. Who's in the know and who isn't?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,877 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Blood and Lavender by vampirepenguin reviews
Flowers don't belong on a battlefield, he'd told her, and she'd smacked him. [oneshot, ShikamaruIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Shikamaru N., Tenten - Complete
Stray Arrows by BT Sing reviews
Three ANBU hopefuls receive a mission to escort a defector from the Earth Country, but when disaster strikes and a member vanishes, mystery and darkness surround his return to Konoha two years later. [A side story in the Naruto Universe] Mostly OCs...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,719 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005
Inuzuka Kiba: A Ninja's Tale by Plum Bucket and Caddish Kettle reviews
To impress Hinata, Kiba produces a home movie and forces a reluctant Shino to help him audition the Konoha rookies. Between Naruto's sabotage attempts and Sasuke constantly stealing the spotlight, Kiba's motion picture is a disaster waiting to happen...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A.
Folded Wings by Random1377 reviews
Philosophical questions are only hard to answer if they are asked in the first place. A story of the First Child. Complete
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,989 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Rei A. - Complete
Two Shades by aissaa reviews
A fresh graduate of the Shinra Military Academy is tossed into the world of Turks, and suddenly she finds herself promoted, ranking among the higher echelons of the shady organization, partnered with none other than Reno himself. NOT AN OC&RENO romance.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Reno
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A Ninja's Guide to Surviving a Shinobi War reviews
When Naruto unexpectedly returns from exile, he brings with him the key to victory: a suicide mission deep behind enemy lines. A squad of Shinobi will leave on a quest to end the war, but none of them will return home the same, if at all. Slightly AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,858 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Ninja's Guide to Surviving High School reviews
Romance! Action! Dating! Deception! Sexual tension! It would be a typical high school experience if not for one thing: all your friends are ninjas and an evil group of renegade ninjas want you dead. Slightly AU UPDATED: 01.05.2011. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 261,112 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete