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Joined 08-21-12, id: 4212105, Profile Updated: 11-19-12
Author has written 3 stories for Misc. Tv Shows.

Hello, I'm an avid fangirl, blogger, and artist of the TV series Metalocalypse. I have a few other interests such as Team Fortress and Adventure Time, but this is my biggest one. I love shipping Dethklok, as long as it's cannon and it doesn't involve Murderface... My absolute favorite dethship is Nathan/Pickles, though I like Nathan/Toki, Skwisgaar/Toki and Nathan/Skwisgaar too. I've never liked Charles shipped with someone. Uh. Maybe I should introduce myself... So, a little profile-ish thing about me.

NameWouldn't you like to know.
Age: 14, and way too young to be writing the stuff I am xD.
Occupation: I don't count this as a job, but I give people English lessons (I live in Germany), and I earn cash. Ooooooooooooh *applause*. And I sell my drawings. And I give commisions on deviantART.
Fandom: Metalocalypse! So much Metalocalypse and it doesn't seem bent on changing for a few years.
Story ideas/WIPs: A few more drabbles for Drabbleklok, a long Nathan/Skwisgaar piece for a friend... and of course, Nate and Pickles and my shenenigans... and a lot of M and X and T rated violence and sex. No details. Wait until I'm done xD.
My pages: (I can't post links for some reason, so I'll just write down my usernames.)
Tumblr: OneForTheMetal
deviantART: KaguraDerKeks
Blogspot: OneForTheMetal
Livejournal: bloodypike
Twitter: @KillTheLasers

I write what I do because I want to or because it makes people smile, not because I'm taking a ride on the bandwagon of the bitches. I'll gladly take requests. If you want me to write you something, just send me a PM. I'll answer within 1-3 days, so you won't be kept waiting for long. I'll accept any requests within the bounds of drinking, sex, swearing, violence, and drug abuse. I won't accept any requests for incest, anything mentioning paraphilia, anything mentioning racist or derogatory/stereotypical notions, or child abuse. As loing as you abide by my ryles, I'd be more than glad to do that for you! I advise you to ask me for something Metalocalypse or TF2-related, as I'm best at those and the outcome will also be. I'll try something different for a challenge, but it may come out badly. Don't hate me *raises hands in defense*!!!!! D:


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catklok by jessicajadedixon reviews
toki finds some lovible cats but their changing the band and its getting bad and nathan dosen't like it...
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Toki W., Nathan E. - Complete
The Romantic Side to a Pickle by HermioneTwin reviews
How can a jar of pickles charm Hermione into Malfoy's arms? Is there really a romantic side to a pickle? Read and find out! DM/HG one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Haunted Haus reviews
This is just a Halloween fic for MeltedClay. Because she's awesome. Uuuuh, it's violent, and I don't wanna be expelled from the site, so I'm rating it.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2012
DrabbleKlok
I'm writing a series of song-inspired drabbles about Dethklok. The notion is mostly Nathan/Pickles. Ratings might change as I progress.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 423 - Published: 11/19/2012
Drinking Coma Leads To Death reviews
Nathan Explosion and Pickles have a few too many drinks. Nathan falls into an alcoholic coma and dies. Pickles goes insane depite his best attempts not to. Slash.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete