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Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at Camp Half-Blood, Percy at Camp Jupiter.

How do you tell the difference between fake and real friends?

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the butt of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their butt to heck and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"FAKE FRIENDS:WILL COMFORT YOU WHEN HE REJECTS YOU

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb butt?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

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Jesse or Paul? by iheartbooks2509 reviews
"What would you say if I kissed you right now?" He asked. But who is he? Suze is tired of marriage and now her ex is here to make her fall for him. But which one is the ex, Jesse or Paul? And which one is the husband? Sort of AU.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Susannah S., Hector de Silva/Jesse, Paul S.
I just had a fight! by AngelSlayer1998 reviews
Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter join and randomness issues as they sing with a drunk Chiron and the fear of Mr. D's ability to turn them into underwater mammals. Totally random. No.4 in my 'Crazy Parody' series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
What makes you horrible by AngelSlayer1998 reviews
We all know how horrible Voldemort is. This time HP characters muse about Voldemort One Direction style. Parody of 'What makes you beautiful' by 1D. No.2 in my "Crazy Parody" series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Complete
Lost in you by AngelSlayer1998 reviews
One rainy afternoon Suze reveals how much she cares about Jesse. A/N: I have uploaded this before but I had to remove that story because of some mistakes. Please read and review.
Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Hector de Silva/Jesse, Susannah S. - Complete
Denial by Chibinelly reviews
Continues after "young blood" with a different ending. Suze keeps on having nightmares of a certain sadistic, cold hearted guy and the dreaded shadowland. What if she finds her dreams slowing becoming a reality?
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Paul S., Susannah S.
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6986 - Favs: 6,995 - Follows: 3,021 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Don't run away from me by Chibinelly reviews
This takes place after "grave doubts". Jesse has gone from Suze's life because he remains determined on the fact that a relationship between a shifter and a ghost will never work out.Paul tries his best to talk to Suze for she is ignoring him.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Susannah S., Paul S. - Complete
Falling In Love With Paul Slater by vampirekisses1901 reviews
ONE SHOT Set in Haunted, after Jesse dumps Suze through Father D. Suze realises that it was not Jesse whom she wanted, but Paul. This was originally meant to be more than a one-shot but I've decided to leave it where it is for now!
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Susannah S., Paul S. - Complete
Forbidden Love by Siaftza reviews
Suze makes a huge mistake, but Paul will never let her forget. Will she be able to release herself from his grasp or will he finally get what he wants?
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Susannah S., Paul S.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 3,400 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I'm in Hell by SLyTHeRiNz DiVaZ reviews
Draco and Hermione "I'm in Hell...with only one bed in it." They thought *New Chapter 20 up*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,067 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 5,762 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 6,338 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3386 - Favs: 5,542 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One More Night
Draco always admired that bushy haired ,feisty know-it-all ,but he never showed it ...or did he ... for we only know what we have been showed . This is my take on the hidden Dramione scenes :) ...This is probably going to be a two/three shot ... P.S-This is my First fanfic so please R&R and let me know if i did something wrong . :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2015