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Author has written 1 story for Hunger Games.

Hi everybody!

okay... so it's been a long long LONG while since I've visited my own fanfiction account. um... my writing could use serious improvement, so I guess that means my stories are currently being edited and so won't be updated until further notice. if you're here and reading this, thanks so much for sticking with me! I probably have no readers left, sadly enough aha.

Some funny stuff!

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

When you are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang, that was fun!"

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

When someone is annoying you, it takes 42 muscles to frown at them, but only 4 to reach out and punch their face.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The tooth fairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

They never suspect the short one.

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos?

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

Quick, what's the number for 9-1-1?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

welp. onto my works that really need to be edited. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.


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Flat Out Falling by HeyItsHannah19 reviews
'The ecstatic screams grew louder and louder and I could hear the girls screaming something that sounded like. "NICK WE LOVE YOU!" I gasped again. I couldn't be… No. There was no way it was him...' Max is in NYC living out her dream. Fang is in a wildly popular band. When their worlds collide, they'll be in for quite the ride. FAX! No Wings! Please read! Story better than summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,835 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
High School Hostages by Good God It's Reanna reviews
Goode High has gone into an indefinite lockdown- taken hostage by big, burly thugs. Calling War is the student's only option, but how they go about it is another story entirely. AU, OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,072 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Innocence Takes Power by StayGoldxx reviews
"P-Please don't kill me" I softly whimpered, hiding in my jacket. His blond hair stuck to his forehead as beads of sweat dripped down his perfectly heart-shaped face. His chest quickly went up and down, panting. His icy blue eyes burned into my own. He had a sadistic smile plastered onto his face.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,459 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Cato, Other tributes - Complete
District Zero by Silent Wolf Singer reviews
It has been lead to believe that the tributes that die in the hunger games are sent back to their districts, but that's only what the Capitol has told us. And we believed them. The tributes are brought back from the dead and sent to District Zero, formally known as Hawaii.This is to enlighten you of what happened to the dead tributes. This is the tributes second chance at life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,356 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Other tributes
Smiles by bordeaux cookies reviews
Ever since Ari, Max's little brother, died, a smile's never escaped her lips. Her parents, desperate to get a grin in their daughter, pay people to get her to smile. When Fang and his father become their new housemates, he decides it's his project to make her smile. But will he be the first ever to succeed? FAX. AU. AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,526 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Max, Fang
Unrest: Tension in the Dark Days by thenightshow reviews
What really happened during the Dark Days? A rumor is going around about the Capitol killing children for a reality show, so District Thirteen starts a secret radio station to recruit children to train and fight back. Follow the complex stories of a group of kids living in the Dark Days as they work together to find out what will happen to their fragile country.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012
Fighting For a Place in This World by NightWrighter511 reviews
Maximum Batchelder has spent the last five years keeping herself and her friend alive on the streets of New York City. The world is cruel, especially to a couple of street kids, but Max has found a place she fits in: street fighting. Of course, it only takes one night to change everything. Now Max must reinvent herself. What else is expected from someone in Witness Protection? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 119,033 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Raised to Fight, Born to Die by thenightshow reviews
"This is how we are alike, him and I. We both live for the blood and gory of the Hunger Games. I am worthy of his blood and he is worthy of mine…He is the only person in this arena who will kill me out of honor. I don't want to be killed by some coward. Hopefully that will not be ruined as well." Read Cato and Clove's untold story in the 74th Annual Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,557 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
The Final Frontier by SearScare reviews
Sequel to my 'Mark Of Athena.' The Romans and Greeks have finally decided to work together to stop Gaia. Now, they prepare to sail across a vast ocean, with no idea about what they're up against, especially considering that the problems they face might come from within. The Seven Members of the Prophecy all hold secrets: but will that make or break their voyage?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 148,436 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Broken, Beaten, and Alone by SilenceIsGolden15 reviews
Max is lost. Abused by her father, bullied by the kids at school, she doesnt know what to do. Until she meets Fang. Fang had always been there, she just hadnt seen him. Will he help Max, or will he let her remain alone?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 62,217 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Daredevils and Devils by darkdimensiondreamer reviews
What to expect when two people who despise each other find themselves-err- being each other? A case of major soul switching which turns Rose and Scorpius's seventh year upside down. Please read and review! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,040 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Broken Silence by out.of.sea.into.woods reviews
Wisteria Greenwood is the daughter of two apothecary owners, raised in a world of soft comforts and ease. In her 16th year, she meets Rodrick Everdeen of the Seam, a poor boy destined for the coal mines. As District 12 falls into chaos and violence, it seems clear to Wisteria that she will have to break her promise: I will never marry Rodrick Everdeen.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,916 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Mrs. E., Mr. Everdeen - Complete
To The Bitter End by sghope16 reviews
Foxface is undoubtedly a mysterious character. In this story, all her mysteries are solved and displayed, revealing of a clever, distrustful young girl. She has a strategy and reason for every move she makes, and a good one at that. And every move means literally everything she does...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,626 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Foxface
When Schools Collide by fanficrulz1 reviews
Panem Academy and Half-Blood High School have been competing in the Games for years. Percy and his friends have been the champions for three years, and are likely to win again. Katniss and her friends keep losing and their principal isn't happy. When the schools merge, will they find new friends, or hate each other more than ever? *this is not a Percy/Katniss romance* AU
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,703 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Complete
Running by AmethystWren reviews
"An alliance has already been forged, whether you know it or not." It's the 50th Hunger Games, and Maysilee really doesn't want to be in her current situation. She can run, she can 'disguise herself as a mud monster', but that's the extent of her talents. The story of the original owner of the Mockingjay pin, who had such an impact on Haymitch Abernathy without ever meaning to.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,380 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
The Darkest Dawn by Wingbreeze reviews
Morningkit is a troublesome kit. Accompanied by her sister and two brothers, she enjoys a normal life in Nightclan. However, one night, when a blazing fire sweeps through the forest, Morningkit is sent to Starclan. Now, feeling abandoned and alone, she doesn't ever want to leave. But what if she's a part of something bigger? Will she follow her own desires, or her destiny?ON HIATUS
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012
Cato and Clove: The Beginning by clatoclover reviews
The lifestyle of Cato and Clove's relationship
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Cato, Clove
Dead Hearts by dauntlessmockingjays reviews
Follow the tributes from the 74th Hunger Games as you experience what was going through their minds in their last moments
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,005 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Cato, Foxface - Complete
The Path You Choose by JayBirdJoker reviews
*Currently being rewritten* "I never thought you were this naive." "Naive?" "Trusting. Innocent." "I like to see the good in people, what's wrong with that?" CoS AU. Being stuck in a diary for 50 years can make one lonely, but growing too attached to your prey can be dangerous. A story told in 100-word snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 325 - Words: 35,271 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
Florean Fortescue's Ice-Cream Parlour by sunstonesea reviews
The months after the war find the brightest witch of her age behind the counter at Florean Fortescue's, robbed of the intelligence that defined her. But Draco Malfoy can't quite live with a universe where Hermione Granger is no more than a server of sundaes, and nothing so small as "irreparable damage" will stop him from putting the universe back exactly the way he wants it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5009 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Diamond in the Ruff by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is also known as Max Ride. International superstar. She moves to a small town for a normal life. There she meets friends and enemies. Will her secret be revealed? Full summary inside. Can't fit it all here!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,639 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
District Fourteen reviews
When Clove died, her parents grieved over her death. What they didn't know was that their daughter was reincarnated in District Fourteen. A replica of her body was sent back to District Two. The Capitol doesn't know about District Fourteen, so when they find out, is it enough to start a war? And how will Clove, Cato, Marvel, and Glimmer settle their love?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,481 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012