Author has written 1 story for Hunger Games.
okay... so it's been a long long LONG while since I've visited my own fanfiction account. um... my writing could use serious improvement, so I guess that means my stories are currently being edited and so won't be updated until further notice. if you're here and reading this, thanks so much for sticking with me! I probably have no readers left, sadly enough aha.
Some funny stuff!
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
When you are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang, that was fun!"
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
When someone is annoying you, it takes 42 muscles to frown at them, but only 4 to reach out and punch their face.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
The tooth fairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.
I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
They never suspect the short one.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.
You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?
I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.
Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos?
If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking
The below statement is true
The above statement is false
Quick, what's the number for 9-1-1?
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
welp. onto my works that really need to be edited. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
INACTIVE FOR AN INDEFINITE AMOUNT OF TIME. LO SIENTO.