Author has written 2 stories for Iron Fey Series, and Maximum Ride.
Sorry, I just copied Fang's thing. Someone should copyright that. So.
Okay, I'm sure someone has that too, but whatever.
Welcome to my profile.
The land of... stuff.
Read my stories if you like.
User Name: do not panic yet
"Don't. Panic. No, not yet. I'm know I'm the one you want to forget. Cue all the love to leave my heart, it’s time for me to fall apart. Now you’re gone, but I’ll be okay. Your hot whiskey eyes have fanned the flames. Maybe I’ll burn a little brighter tonight. Let the fire breathe me back to life." Miss Missing You (Fall Out Boy)
Former User Names: Ira Night; Truth Be Told I'm Lying; The Girl Who Fakes Her Smiles; Like a Ninja
Future: I want to be maybe a geneticist or some kind of doctor with a side little thing as an author or an editor for YA novels (or just regular fiction if I, for some reason, get tired of teen fiction o.o), but I'm most likely going to be the Queen of Air and Darkness' eternal storyteller/ pet. Looking forward to it.
Favorite Color: Blue (more specifically, the metallic dark blue that some cars have. -fans self- hawt.)
Current Favorite Song: Backseat Serenade by All Time Low
"Whiskey princess, drink me under, pull me in. You had me at come over, boy, I need a friend. I understand. Backseat serenade, dizzy hurricane. Oh god, I'm sick of sleeping alone. You're salty like a summer day, kiss the sweat away to the radio. Backseat serenade, little hand grenade. Oh, aren't you sick of sleeping alone? We're salty on a summer day, kiss the pain away to your radio." Backseat Serenade (Fall Out Boy)
Favorite Downloadable Computer Game: Dragon Nest
Favorite Non-Downloadable Computer Games: Sky Pigs (who doesn't love flying pigs?) and Draw My Thing (it's such an inappropriate name if you think about it :3) and good 'ole Tetris
Favorite Game App: Candy Crush (i've joined the masses o-o yet I have no regrets)
Likes: chocolate-chip cookies, reading, writing, nice-smelling shampoo, toothpaste, Fanfiction, Maximum Ride, and when people review (hint hint ;D)
1st Fact About Me: I am a super procrastinator.
2nd Fact About Me: I always have an urge to change my username, so don't be alarmed whenever I do. Which will be whenever I think of something I like and has not been taken by someone else. :3
Fave Books/ Series
1 - Maximum Ride by James Patterson
2 - The Iron Fey by Julie Kagawa
3 - The Vampire Academy/ Bloodlines by Richelle Mead
4 - Hush, Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick
5 - Percy Jackson and the Olympians/ The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan
6 - Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare
7 - Divergent by Veronica Roth
8 - The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
Books I've Read
The Vampire Diaries
Pretty Little Liars
The Lying Game
The Book Thief
The Morganville Vampires
The Gallagher Girls
The Witch and the Wizard
The House of Night
The Kane Chronicles
The Ghost and the Goth
A Kiss in Time
Born at Midnight
The Queen's Daughter
The Fallen Star
The Ghost and the Goth
Queen of the Dead
Prom Nights from Hell
The Immortal Rules
I probably have a lot more I like, but I don't remember them right now... (Because my memory is crap. Like, seriously. Well, when it comes to anything but academics. .-.)
Your guy side:
You love hoodies.
Total: 16 (shazaam.)
Your girl side:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
yo. wazzup. i'm a girl. ha. ha.
Max and Fang sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First came love, them came marriage. Then came a tragic unplanned miscarriage! (Huh?) Then came remorse, then despair, two hearts broken beyond repair! (I thought this was a nursery rhyme) Max left Fang and took the tree! D-I-V-O-R-C-E! (how unorthodox...)
A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Walmart keeps lowering prices everyday, why isn't anything free yet? (because freedom itself isn't free... OHHHH. IT JUST GOT DEEP. I THINK I SEE ADELE. wow that is way too overused)
The more work we do, the more we learn. The more we learn, the more we forget. The more we forget, the less we know. So what's the point of learning? (i dunno. ask the government.)
Have you ever wished you can go into a book and strangle some characters, for being so dumb? (i just... why can't they just... understand how... -twitch-)
93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional break down if someone called them a freak. Are you one of the 7 percent that would say, "What was your first clue?" (i'd probably just stare at them. who calls people freaks nowadays? we have much more vulgar options to choose from when it comes to name-calling)
Can't beat 'em, join 'em. Can't join 'em, bribe 'em. Can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. Can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. Can't kill 'em? Bro, you're screwed.
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
Real girls aren't perfect; perfect girls aren't real.
I've got ADD and magic markers: oh, the fun I will have.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.
Sometimes, I pretend not to care what people think, but I always act differently so I don't get judged.
It’s not always the guy’s fault. I always see quotes about how guys are the reason for everything... but they forget girls can be just as bad. Guys get hurt just as much as girls do. They may not show it as much as girls, but not every guy is a horrible guy. You’re just looking at the wrong ones. Don’t forget, girls do just as bad things, and they’re also the reason why hearts are broken.
SAY NO TO DRUGS! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs.
I've never seen a McDonald's or Burger King under Construction. They just pop up.
Age 9: Worry about internet people finding me in real life
Parents: Did you get home safely?
There's "HELL" hello,
"GOOD" in goodbye ,
"LIE" in believe,
"OVER" in lover,
"END" in friend,
"EX" in next , &
"IF" in life.
"I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally." W.C. Fields
"You can't argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention."
"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of the Death Valley, officially called "Freaking Nowhere" on any map, yet he managed to produce marshmallows." Max
"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." Fang
"Love isn't finding the perfect person. It's finding an imperfect person perfectly."
"I am a cat." Grimalkin
"Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?” Puck
“Ladies and Felines," he stated grandly, grasping the doorknob, "Welcome to Tir Na Nog. Land of endless winter and shitloads of snow." Puck
“Hey, princess.” “Hey,” I whispered, as Ash slipped his arms around my waist from behind, drawing me close. I could feel his glare aimed at Puck over my head, a silent, protective gesture that spoke louder than any words. Mine. Back off.” Meghan and Ash (-wraps arms around Puck and glares at other OC's- Mine. Back off.)
“Ash blinked. "Are you raiding the cellars now, Goodfellow?"
“Good idea,” Puck echoed from the back of the cave. “Why don’t you take first watch, prince? You could actually be doing something that doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork.”
“Metallic trees. That's new. If you see any steel dryads, be sure to tell me so I can run away screaming." Puck
“If you are going to do that, would you mind not jostling the bed so much?' came a sarcastic voice near the head board. 'Perhaps you could roll around on the floor.” Grimalkin
“Me? Die? Didn't they tell you, princess? I'm Robin Goodfellow.” Puck
“She pulled up Ash's shirt, revealing a layer of gauze that was just beginning to seep blood onto the mattress. "At least the bandaging was done properly," she mused. "Very nice, clean work. Your handiwork, I presume, Goodfellow?" "Which one?" "The bandage, Robin." "Yeah, that was mine, too.” Meghan's school nurse? and Puck
“Hi, Princess. Sorry I'm late. Traffic was a bitch." Puck
“What if I take you apart and turn you into a toaster oven, how would you like that tin can?” Puck
“It's not everyday I get to tell someone I was attacked by a pair of flying reading glasses. Ow." Puck
“Crazy Ash just doesn't have the same ring as Don't-bother-me-or-I'll-kill-you Ash.” Puck
“Geez, you guys. I know I'm popular and all, but seriously, you're a bit too co-dependent for me. I'm going to need you to step away from my personal bubble. No! Bad Wraith! No touchie!” Puck
“Well, don't worry about it too much, princess. Let ice-boy cool off for the night and then try to talk to him tomorrow. He wont stay angry with you too long, I bet. Ash isn't one to hold a grudge. ''
“I was allergic to myself! How pathetic was that?” Meghan
“It’s not that I don't trust the guy, but…no, wait--that's exactly the reason.” Puck
“Bad kitty!" he screeched, snarling and baring his fangs at Grimalkin, who yawned and turned away to groom his tail. "Evil, evil, sneaky kitty! Bite your head off in your sleep, I will! Hang you by your toes and set you on fire! Burn, Burn!" Razor
burn, burn, baby
You know you're obsessed with the Iron Fey when:
1. You talk to your cat, hoping they may be Grim.
2. You look all through your closet, absolutely sure you'll find a trod to the NeverNever in the back.
3. You call out "Ash!" whenever you see a boy/teen with longer, black hair.
4. You look to the side and ask Puck for a good prank idea.
5. You become completely terrified by any metals, certain they'll either kill or severely injure you.
6. You believe that if you go swimming in a lake, you'll be eaten by kelpies.
7. You call out "Leanansidhe" and then ask her to give you inspiration.
8. You're certain that some fruits will get you drunk.
9. You cower in fear when there's a sudden gust of cold wind, believing that it was from a mad Winter faerie.
10. You sit on a river bank and wait to hear a nixie's siren song.
11. You show a club bouncer your library card, thinking that your belief was strong enough to trick him.
12. You say "Beau! Meghan and Ash must be near!" whenever you see a loose German Shepard.
13. Your computer stops working, and you start scolding Razor for being a bad gremlin.
14. You stare at a flower bud, concentrating on making it bloom before your eyes.
Find the Guy
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER.
Raise your hand if you think the guy is Robin (Puck) Goodfellow.
„øº ROCKS! ºø„
ºø„THE IRON FEY„øº
do not panic yet
Well, it turns out that I have the willpower to actually delete stuff. So, I did.
"Kudos to you, my friend," anyways.
do not panic yet
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