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Author has written 2 stories for Iron Fey Series, and Maximum Ride.

"Hey! Hey! We are a hurricane, drop our anchors in a storm. Hey! They will never be the same, a fire in a flask to keep us warm." Hurricane by Panic! at the Disco

I've been gone for a while, and I haven't written anything for myself in too long. Just too long.

"Tell me something sweet to get me by 'cause I can't come back home till they're singing, 'La, la la la, la la la,' 'til everyone is singing. If you can wait till I get home, then I swear to you that we can make this last. If you can wait till I get home, then I swear come tomorrow, this will all be in our past. Well it might be for the best." If It Means A Lot to You by A Day to Remember

User Name: 16mylee

Former User Names: Ira Night; Truth Be Told I'm Lying; The Girl Who Fakes Her Smiles; Like a Ninja; do not panic

Likes: chocolate-chip cookies, reading, writing, video games, nice-smelling shampoo, toothpaste, Steam, Fanfiction, Wattpad, and when people review (hint hint

Fact About Me: I am a super procrastinator.

"Why don't you tell me I'm forgiven? He calls don't know how I fell under his spell. I'm forgiven; lately, I've been driven. He smiles and I give in. An enchantment..." Enchantment by Corrine Bailey Rae

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Whiskey princess, drink me under, pull me in. You had me at come over, boy, I need a friend. I understand. Backseat serenade, dizzy hurricane. Oh God, I'm sick of sleeping alone." Backseat Serenade by All Time Low


Can't beat 'em, join 'em. Can't join 'em, bribe 'em. Can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. Can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. Can't kill 'em? Bro, you're screwed.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

Real girls aren't perfect; perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers: oh, the fun I will have.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.

Sometimes, I pretend not to care what people think, but I always act differently so I don't get judged.

It’s not always the guy’s fault. I always see quotes about how guys are the reason for everything... but they forget girls can be just as bad. Guys get hurt just as much as girls do. They may not show it as much as girls, but not every guy is a horrible guy. You’re just looking at the wrong ones. Don’t forget, girls do just as bad things, and they’re also the reason why hearts are broken.

SAY NO TO DRUGS! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs.

I've never seen a McDonald's or Burger King under Construction. They just pop up.

Age 9: Worry about internet people finding me in real life
Now: Worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

Parents: Did you get home safely?
Me: No, I died a few times.

"Oh, I want a girl who likes it her way, And through it all, I know I'll end up alone... 'Cause I want it bad— I want a bad girl, baby, bad. I want a love that's crazy, yeah. I wanna fight. I wanna rock and roll and party all night. Yeah, I want it bad." Bad by The Cab


"I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally." W.C. Fields

"You can't argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention."

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of the Death Valley, officially called "Freaking Nowhere" on any map, yet he managed to produce marshmallows." Max

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." Fang

"Love isn't finding the perfect person. It's finding an imperfect person perfectly."

"I am a cat." Grimalkin

"Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?” Puck

“Ladies and Felines," he stated grandly, grasping the doorknob, "Welcome to Tir Na Nog. Land of endless winter and shitloads of snow." Puck

“Hey, princess.” “Hey,” I whispered, as Ash slipped his arms around my waist from behind, drawing me close. I could feel his glare aimed at Puck over my head, a silent, protective gesture that spoke louder than any words. Mine. Back off.” Meghan and Ash (-wraps arms around Puck and glares at other OC's- Mine. Back off.)

“Ash blinked. "Are you raiding the cellars now, Goodfellow?"
"Me? Stealing?" Puck flashed a devious grin and popped another fruit into his mouth. "In the house of my ancient enemy? What gave you that idea?" He plucked another fruit and tossed it to me with a wink.” Puck

“Good idea,” Puck echoed from the back of the cave. “Why don’t you take first watch, prince? You could actually be doing something that doesn’t make me want to gouge my eyes out with a spork.”
Ash’s lips curled in a smirk. “I would think you’re better suited to the task, Goodfellow,” he said without turning around. “After all, that’s what you’re best at isn’t it? Watching?” “Oh, keep it up, ice-boy. You’re gonna have to sleep sometime.” Puck and Ash

“Me? Die? Didn't they tell you, princess? I'm Robin Goodfellow.” Puck

“She pulled up Ash's shirt, revealing a layer of gauze that was just beginning to seep blood onto the mattress. "At least the bandaging was done properly," she mused. "Very nice, clean work. Your handiwork, I presume, Goodfellow?" "Which one?" "The bandage, Robin." "Yeah, that was mine, too.” Meghan's school nurse? and Puck

“What if I take you apart and turn you into a toaster oven, how would you like that tin can?” Puck

“It's not everyday I get to tell someone I was attacked by a pair of flying reading glasses. Ow." Puck

“Crazy Ash just doesn't have the same ring as Don't-bother-me-or-I'll-kill-you Ash.” Puck

“Geez, you guys. I know I'm popular and all, but seriously, you're a bit too co-dependent for me. I'm going to need you to step away from my personal bubble. No! Bad Wraith! No touchie!” Puck

“Well, don't worry about it too much, princess. Let ice-boy cool off for the night and then try to talk to him tomorrow. He wont stay angry with you too long, I bet. Ash isn't one to hold a grudge." '''What are you talking about? He's held a grudge against you for centuries!'' 'Oh, right.'' Puck and Meghan

“It’s not that I don't trust the guy, but…no, wait--that's exactly the reason.” Puck

"And, darling, I will be loving you 'til we're 70. And, baby, my heart could still fall as hard at 23. And I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways, maybe just the touch of a hand. Well, me—I fall in love with you every single day, and I just wanna tell you I am. So honey now, take me into your loving arms, kiss me under the light of a thousand stars.
Place your head on my beating heart. I'm thinking out loud that maybe we found love right where we are." Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran

You know you're obsessed with the Iron Fey when:

1. You talk to your cat, hoping they may be Grim.

2. You look all through your closet, absolutely sure you'll find a trod to the NeverNever in the back.

3. You call out "Ash!" whenever you see a boy/teen with longer, black hair.

4. You look to the side and ask Puck for a good prank idea.

5. You become completely terrified by any metals, certain they'll either kill or severely injure you.

6. You believe that if you go swimming in a lake, you'll be eaten by kelpies.

7. You call out "Leanansidhe" and then ask her to give you inspiration.

8. You're certain that some fruits will get you drunk.

9. You cower in fear when there's a sudden gust of cold wind, believing that it was from a mad Winter faerie.

10. You sit on a river bank and wait to hear a nixie's siren song.

11. You show a club bouncer your library card, thinking that your belief was strong enough to trick him.

12. You say "Beau! Meghan and Ash must be near!" whenever you see a loose German Shepard.

13. Your computer stops working, and you start scolding Razor for being a bad gremlin.

14. You stare at a flower bud, concentrating on making it bloom before your eyes.

15. You point at someone's ring and threaten to make it smaller and tighter until it hurts them.

"As a child you would wait and watch from far away, but you always knew that you'd be the one that work while they all play. In youth, you'd lay awake at night and scheme of all the things that you would change, but it was just a dream. Here we are, don't turn away now. We are the warriors that built this town from dust." Warriors by Imagine Dragons


"Because the drugs never work. They're gonna give you a smirk 'cause they got methods of keeping you clean. They're gonna rip up your heads, your aspirations to shreds, another cog in the murder machine. They said that teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They could care less as long as someone'll bleed. So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose, maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me." Teenagers by My Chemical Romance

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Surely You Jest by Mackie Effing Mad reviews
Post-Iron Knight. Kirie is an anomaly among the fey. With both Summer and Winter blood, she holds power no one else can. Shunned by other fey, she grew up with only the friendship of Oberon's Jester and at times a certain former Winter prince. That is, untill they left to help Meghan Chase. Thrown together again, Kirie must decide if she is willing to forgive and forget.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,736 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 11/17/2013 - OC, Puck, Ash
Carved Hearts by omnenomnom reviews
A small collection of one shots Generally sad/angsty. The things we leave to fall between the cracks are precious and yet we let them break.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Soul Eater - Complete
An Enchanted Curse by BirdKidKirby reviews
Maximum Ride goes missing after saving her sister. What the townspeople don't know is she was captured by cursed half-animal, half-humans, and their leader may just be stealing her heart. AU, FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Max, Fang]
The Bird With The Green Eyes by Mackie Effing Mad reviews
AU No Meghan, Puck and Ash are still enemies. Ally Bane is an ultimately normal girl. She takes care of her siblings while her mother shoots up in her room, only coming out for work. When the mysterious green-eyed raven that has been watching her turns out to be an infamous faery, her whole world is flipped as she realizes she may not be as normal as she initially thought.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,673 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Puck
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
Stolen Moments by Levi Ackerman reviews
Eren shoved her against a wall, his arms caging her as he pressed his palms against the cement and leaned in. "Wh-what's up?" Mikasa found her cheeks heating up at his proximity. "Cut the crap, Mikasa," Eren snarled, "Armin told me what you did. You yell at me for being reckless and not taking care of myself, but turns out you're the biggest hypocrite in the world!" Eren/Mikasa
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 187 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A. - Complete
Darker Than Midnight by M1dnite reviews
Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,845 - Reviews: 1949 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Max, Fang
Second Chances by TheTwiliAlchemist reviews
Robin Goodfellow has just had his heart broken. The faery prankster isn't one to sit around moping, however, so he decides to pull a few tricks on an old friend while he gets over it. But Puck gets more than he bargained for when he runs into a couple of half-breeds who've just lost a fight with an angry dragon, leaving only one of them alive...
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [Puck, OC]
How to Seduce a Devil by Fly On Aya reviews
Nudge fell in love with a devil and she doesn't know how to get close to him. She asks the dull Max to help her find passion. Max complies; unfortunately an amused Fang comes to play with her. Hm. What will turn out? WARNING: ANGELS & DEVILS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,781 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
A Soul Eater in a Pine Tree by Marsh of Sleep reviews
Xmas fic. AU. Maka 'Grinch' Albarn receives a tree as an early Christmas gift, and everything takes a turn for the weird. Rated for suggestive content. SoMa, TsuStar, SteinScience, and others. Updates every week.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,283 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Thee Underground by omnenomnom reviews
"Weapons and Meisters are evil. They burn our crops, ransack our cites, and steal our children. If one is seen it must be reported for immediate termination." Every word holds true in Maka's mind, until one night she meet a white haired boy who pulls her into a life she had stolen from her long ago. When the rest of the world had let you down, welcome to Thee Underground. AU/SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,248 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Fallen For You by Fangrules reviews
He Fell for her and now she has a choice to make: She can leave and die or stay and kill him. When Max agrees to oversee a lifechanging discovery the last thing she expects is to fall in love with her prisoner.With this comes death,love, and secrets that she didn't even know existed. Fax! Sequel now up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,039 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Fang, Max
Acquired Taste by Kyocera's Vendetta reviews
Maka hated dogs. Always had. This dog wasn't an exception, even if he was under a curse.. and was actually human. SoMa. Semi-AU. COMPLETED.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,785 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Delicious Mexicans by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang overhears Max sleeptalking, and because he's a creeper like that, he sneaks in to listen. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Upside to Betting by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
"Do you...want to go out for some coffee?" / / Maka wages she could ask any boy out without being rejected due to her lack of sex appeal. The outcome is surprisingly in her favor.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Strung Out by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
30 days. She could go 30 days without Soul Eater Evans. Or so she told herself.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Breakin' Me Down by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
"He's just a package of cool and sexiness she can't understand" – both internally and externally. A 5 senses plus one overload collection.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8235 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Back up Plan by voicelord reviews
Death the Kid had nothing against them. But this was getting plain ridiculous as the counselling session takes place in the middle of his bathroom! Plus, this is one of those times when Maka's oblivousness bites back with a vengeance. Soul x Maka
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 95 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Slight Tingling Sensation by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Max attempts to get Fang to wear a face mask. "Attempts" being the key word. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Chocolate by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang discovers what he can do when he takes Max's chocolate hostage. Oneshot, Fax, and a bonus for anyone who can figure out how to get the chocolate back.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
The Stepping Stone Theory by voicelord reviews
It was a matter of taking it step by step; gradually building up the thrills, the anticipation before making that final strike. And mark my words, Maka Albarn was going to be his before she even realised what was going on. Soul x Maka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
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Love and Respect reviews
-There's only so much one person can take before they snap.- Ebony was just a shell before Mab's slip of tongue granted her freedom from the Unseelie Court. She took that once-in-a-lifetime chance and is no longer Ebonia of Winter— she is Ira of whatever she wants. Or whatever she's forced into which just might be the Iron Court. Mid-Iron Knight
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,772 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Meghan, Puck, OC
Mood Ring reviews
Angel and Nudge are sick and tired of Max running away from Fang whenever the thought of a relationship between them comes up. So, they've come up with a plan to finally get them together. The plan involves a mood ring. A Faxy oneshot with a cup of Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
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