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Poll: Okay, now the dilemma begins again. I have a new original character, Harleigh Austin, who is a single mother and the daughter of Stone Cold and Debra. Who should I pair her with eventually? I'm trying to go with some lesser known Superstars on the male roster this go around. Vote below. First man to 4 gets it. Vote Now!
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Joined 08-22-12, id: 4214564, Profile Updated: 08-22-12
Author has written 2 stories for Wrestling.

If you've ever had a crush on a professional wrestler, copy and paste this onto your profile, add your penname, and the name(s) of the wrestlers you've crushed on: britneydawn and I crush on the ahhhmazingly sexyah Daniel motherfuckin Bryan, CM Punk, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Edge, Christian,Cody Sexy Mothaf*cker Rhodes, Kane, Randy Orton, Jack Too Sexy Swagger and Mike Awesome and Sexy Mizanin, Sheamus, Undertaker, John Morrison, and waaaay too many others. I'm a ho girls.

If you absolutely LOVE Jeff Hardy, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a HUGE fan of the WWE, copy and paste this onto your profile.. My halloween is planned already. Girls road trip. GEORGIA HERE I COME! HIAC 2012

VERY TRUE STORY AND LIFE LESSON*
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was
going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy.
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay.(He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't
there! He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The
teacher agreed and the little girl asked:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school,
she must not have one!
"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

if you believe that there is a God copy and paste this in YOUR profile

If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile. and sadly, I have. And pantsed myself.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have done so multiple times, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever copy and paste something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy and paste this into your profile!

Skittles tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects : copy this into your profile (all you twilight fangirls should take this one) God yes! The Hardy Boyz & D Bry for the win?

If you think that those mean kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some cereal and yogurt, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a boook so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. PRINCESS BRITNEY BITCHES.. OR BRITNEY SPARKLESBUBBLESMCSKITTLES. Yeah. we're an odd group. :)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you were a 90's kid (that means you've ended a sentence with "SIKE!" or can sing along to the Fresh Prince of Belair rap) copy and past this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile

if you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room than copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you think that animal abusers are jerks, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been asked several times if you have escaped from a mental hospital, copy this onto your profile.

WARNING THIS NEXT ONE IS SERIOUS AND MAY MAKE YOU CRY

I AM NOT KIDDING

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too.

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I dont like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor calls it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just...

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

I am pro-life if you are pro-life copy and paste this into you're profile.

OKAY THAT'S THE END OF THE SAD ONE

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If you could read that put it in your profile - Wow. I could read that. My brain is really loosely wired.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you are one of those few people who actually want to stay a child, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. - Sometimes? I'm often more comfortable solo.. Could explain the interesting conversations I have with myself and my muses at times...

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. -ha yeah. Funny story behind this one. Fire department was involved.

If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?", copy this to your profile.

If you ever caught your stove on fire copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. -sighs, Damn you Rowling.. Dobby AND Fred? Whaddafuck?

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?", copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, colpy and paste this into your profile.

If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile.

If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile

92 of teenagers have moved onto rap. Put this on your profile if you like pizza.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total random moment, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If you have ever snorted whilest laughing copy and paste this to your profile

l\/l If you are friends with a trecky but not a trecky yourself copy and paste this to your profile

If you want to hunt down and kill the idiot who tried to make light red copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish those thrice cursed kids would leave that poor leprechons cereal alone (I mean COME ON if you're not sharing with the bunny...) copy and paste this to your profile

((oo)) This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page so people can be jealous of your pig.

92% of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8% that would be laughing hysterically instead.

If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2% that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy And PasteOpinion by My8thUsernameposted 1 year ago

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9.If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy ad paste this into your profile.

10.If you or your best friend is insane, copy and past this into your profile.

11.If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and past this to your profile.

12.If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

14. 95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!" A/N: I'd take binoculars. And a camera. Avideo camera.

15.If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

16.If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

17.If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

18.If you have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile.

19.If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

20.If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

21.If you have ever copy-and-pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile!

22.If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile.

23.If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

24.Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

25.There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

26.If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

27.If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

28.If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

29.If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

30.If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

32.If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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35.If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
36.If you are listening to music right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

37.If you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room then copy and paste this in your profile.

38.If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

39.If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

40.If you love reading, copy this into your profile.

41.If you think that animal abusers are jerks, copy this onto your profile.

42.If you have ever been asked several times if you have escaped from a mental hospital, copy this onto your profile.

46.If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

47.If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
49.If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
50.If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

51.If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

53.I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who has a comeback for whatever you say to her, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Primeval/ Doctor Who, or anything else sci-fi, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

54.If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

56.If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

61.If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

62.If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
63.If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

70.If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile.

71.If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile.
72.If you have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total random moment, copy this into your profile.

73.If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

74.If you have ever snorted whilst laughing copy and paste this to your profile.
76.((oo)) This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page so people can be jealous of your pig.

77.I'm a googlewhacker. If you're a googlewhacker, copy and paste this into your profile.

78.Heck, copy and paste this into your profile if you even knowwhat a "googlewhacker" IS.

79."I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

80.If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

81.If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

82.If you are obsessed with any band copy this into your profile.

83.If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

84.Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

85.I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

86.If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

87.If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.

88.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. britneydawn

89.If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

90.If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
91.Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

92.If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
93.I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

94.Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

95.If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile.

96.If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

97.If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

98.If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

100!If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile. A/N:

101.Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
102.If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

103.If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

104.If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

105.If you ever get a random urge to start screaming at the top of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile.

106.If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

107.If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.
108.If you thought whoever invented music is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.

109.If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
110.If you have ever wondered why the hell Canadians and Americans have to spell 'color'/’colour’ differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.
111.If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

112.If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more! BWHAHAHAHA!!!), copy this into your profile.

113.If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

114.If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
115.If you actually read this whole thing add one of these things, and copy and paste this to your profile.

116.If you've ever scrolled through lists like these looking for something and then forgot what you were looking for, copy and paste this into your profile.

117.If you ever put something very special in a very special spot just so you could remember where it is and then forgot where you put it, copy and paste this into you profile.

118.If you ever put things in your mouth that shouldn't be there, copy and paste this into your profile.
119.If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

120.I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

121.(\ /)--
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Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
122.For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you enjoy making other people look at you like you're from another planet. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy.

123.If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.

124.If you have OOFS (Over-Obsessive Fangirl Syndrome) and are proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile.

125.WARING! The next part is really sad. You will cry. I'm serious. You have been warned.

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you are against abortion, post this in your profile.

126.For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

127.If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

128.If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

129.If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.

130.If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
131.If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

132.If you have ever tried to run on water and nearly drowned yourself in the process, copy and paste this into your profile.

133.If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile. Sadly that was the entire reason this profile was necessary.

134.I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

135.If you have really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

136.55 percent of people yawn after seeing someone yawn, in fact, reading about yawning will make some people yawn. If, after or while reading this, you yawned, copy and paste this in your profile.
137.If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
138.If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D
139.If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

140.If you have ever want to scream to the world that you hate/like someone copy and paste this into your profile.
141.If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

142.If you think that I'm making you think too much, copy this to your profile.

143.If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. A/N:
144.If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

145.If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

146.98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. A/N: And I

148.If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

149.If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. A/N: Yeperoo.

150!Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.
151.If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

152.Warning: the next part is sad. Very sad. I'm not kidding. You have been warned.
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is May
I am but three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!," I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is May
And I am but three
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

153.I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

154.If you absolutely and without a doubt HATE and DESPISE flamers (or think they're stupid, among other insulting things) copy and paste this to your profile! & a warning. If anyone flames or criticises me or something I write then I'm going to delete and block. If ya can't be cute, then leave it on mute.

155.A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl- Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy- No, this is fun...
Girl- No it's not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy- Then tell me you love me.
Girl- I love you, now slow down...
Guy- I love you too. Now, give me a big hug.
-She gave him a big hug-
Guy- Can you take off my helmet and put it on; its bothering me?

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love copy this in your profile.

156.If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

157.If your bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste into your profile.
158.EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, copy this into your profile.
160.You Know You Live In 2012 When You...

1.)You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you keep reading this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)And you were to busy to notice number 5 was missing.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
13.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

161.If you're awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.

163.If you've ever said a word, copy and paste this into your profile.
164.If you think sporks are cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

165.If you are in La-La land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
166.If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

167.Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

168.If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

169.If you think Bella is an emotional basket case and deserves for Hermione to come in and kick her sorry ass, copy and paste this into your profile. Ooh. I call dibs on holding the bitch down! Then maybe we can get the guy who almost killed her with the van in the first movie to come in and properly send her off and Dean Winchester to burn her bones so she DOES NOT come back. Yeah. I hated her character. I've written Mary Sues tons before but damn Meyers? Did you have to go and create an emotional basket case Mary Sue type?

170.If you are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile. Irish. Sheamus O Shaunessy can really make me melt into a puddle. All he'd have to do is say hey.

171.If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you singing an annoying song that you always get stuck in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile. This Is Halloween, God That's Good (sweeney todd, ftw), I'm on a boat...
172.If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

173.If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. Fred Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Greg Sanders, etc.

174.If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

175. If you ever fallen asleep at the computer only to wake up and see untold pages of one lone letter on a word document because your head was on the keyboard, copy and paste this into you profile.

176.If you ever thought you could fly and jumped of the bed, copy this onto your profile. Yeah.. I tried to Swanton Bomb my twin brother for the last bag of snack sized bbq chips. Odds were NOT ever in my favor.

177.If you have ever forgotten your or your families/friends name while introducing people, copy this to your profile. My own damn mother's name. Sad, right?

178.If you're smart and proud of it, insert this in your profile.

179.If you've walked into the classroom you had the year before by accident and stood there looking around, wondering why all these midgets are in it, copy this into your profile.

180.If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

181.If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

183.If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

184.If you've ever walked into something that you clearly could have dodged but you just weren't paying enough attention, copy this into your profile.

185.If you ever purposely created an awkward moment...because it was funny, copy and paste this on to you profile!

186.If you think reading is sexy, copy and paste this onto your profile! I love a man who can read. -drools-

187.If you have walked under something that is two feet over your head, but ducked anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile. A/N: All the time.

188.If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile. Mhmm. Youtube. That's all I have to say.

190.If you would do ANYTHING to be trapped in an elevator with Johnny Depp/David Tennant/other for 2 days, copy and paste this into your profile! danielbryancmpunkjohnnydeppthehardyboyzeminemmattshadowsjacobishaddixjameshetfieldericszmandamatthewgraygublerandsomanymore.

191.If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile. All the time. It sounds awful when you have a slight New York one already. :/

192.If you are a procrastinator, copy and paste this into your profile. Tomorrow.

193.If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

194.If you always say 'uhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy and paste this into your profile.

195.If you have an annoying younger --or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this in your profile. ONE? Ha. I has an annoying OLDER brother AND an annoying as hell five minutes younger twin one. :/

196.If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. Totally done this. Sadly, more than once. I'm flexible, just wanted to see if I was rubbery flexible..

197.If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

199.If you have ever chewed gum that fell out of your mouth while talking, copy and paste this into your profile.

200!If this happened to you while you were NOT talking, copy this into your profile.

201.If you ever fell asleep in class, copy this into your profile. A&P. If our teacher didn't sound like a fricking British robot..

202.If you have ever fell down a hill, copy this into your profile. AND UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. IN THE MIDDLE OF MY DORM. LAST NIGHT. AWKWARD MUCH?

203.If you're too lazy to copy and paste this stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

204.Girls rule now and forever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree.

205.If you've used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it on your profile.

206.If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this on your profile.

207.iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!

208.If you hate racism, copy and paste this into your profile:
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...
When I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

209.If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

210.If you have ever missed your mouth while eating and stabbed yourself in the cheek with a fork because you were distracted, copy and paste this into your profile.

211.If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

212.If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

213.If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

214.If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

215.If you ever fell asleep while chewing gum and woke up with it all over your hair, copy and paste this into your profile.

217.If, on Fanpop, you look through other peoples profiles looking for things to join, copy this into your profile.

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

19. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

20. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

24. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark


Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best friend: Would be in the room next to me saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me
Best friend: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart
Best Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: Has never seen you cry
Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.
Best friend : They ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: Only knows a few things about you
Best friend: Could write a biography on your life

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will always go with you

Friend: Will help you find your prince.
Best friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
Best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friend: Will offer you a soda.
Best friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
Best friend: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.
Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

Friend: Will help you move.
Best friend: Will help you move the bodies.

Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire.
Best friend: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friend: Will ask why you're crying.
Best friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel.
Best friend: Will just sit down and cry.

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Best friend: Will already know not to tell.

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Best friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

Friend: Will never ask for food.
Best friend: Is the reason you have no food.

Friend: Will knock on your front door.
Best friend: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
Best friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.


Natural Highs
Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially #45.

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15 The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19 Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say somethi ng nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38. Holding hands with someone you care about.
39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the _expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter

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Whatever Else Happens by Sharona1981 reviews
The proper sequel to my fic, 'Don't Believe A Word'. Sharona and Sheamus are now a couple, but as Alberto Del Rio pulls out all the stops to relieve Sheamus of his World Heavyweight Championship, their fledgling relationship is tested. Rated for later chapters.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Sheamus - Complete
Anger management by Scorpina reviews
One session down. Many more to go for Daniel Bryan and Kane when it comes to anger management!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Daniel Bryan, Kane - Complete
The Enigma and the Devil's Little Sister by KaneLovesTristen reviews
Jezebel Jacobs is dying to be in the WWE. When she makes it in, and suddenly falls in love with Jeff Hardy, what will happen?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Jeff Hardy, Kane
Stranger in a Strange Land by ashleybelle reviews
complete alternate ending for Fred Weasley. OCxFred pairing, you have been warned. He woke up with only a few certain facts implanted in his brain. His name was Fred Weasley, he had a twin brother named George and a family. Beyond that, he had no clue of what he left behind. His family thinks he's dead, so how exactly did he wind up in the apartment of a 21 year old American?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Fred W.
Look After You by Kiki.Vixenella reviews
alternate universe, ocXsam pairing deanxjo pairing. Dean and Sam Winchester have had rough lives. When Dean gets the suspicion that Jo is alive, can he save her? Will a letter Bobby wrote to Sam help him finally find happiness when he is asked to go and check on Selena, Bobby's daughter?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
Hubba Hubba! by SupernaturallyEgocentric reviews
OK,AS PROMISED! NAKED WINCHESTERS - IN TOWELS - IN A BAR! ******* DON'T SAY I NEVER GAVE YOU NOTHING! ****** Plot thickens - or is it sickens? I'm adding some hurting and sick Sam and a few chapters of unabashed anguish and angst! Yes, I am evil! And having a LOT of fun! Warning for language and some violence.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,971 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Going Commando by 3DBABE1999 reviews
Full description and warnings inside ...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,899 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Sam W.
What's Your Fantasy? by Kiki.Vixenella reviews
smut, through and through. Multi chapters, any superstar. Next up is John C / OC / Randy Orton. Enjoy girls! R R if you like these! I'm taking requests, via pm or Review, so if there's anyone you want to see in this, no matter who, I'll take a stab at it.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,780 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - John Cena, Randy Orton
Silver and Gold by Bubbly-Soda reviews
Nobody wants to be second best, nobody wants to be silver. However, to Daniel Bryan, Ashton Potter is indeed silver. All of this changes, when Ashton decides she's sick of being silver, she wants to be gold. Cody Rhodes is the one person who makes her feel like gold, who makes her feel wanted. Ashton Potter is tired of being silver, because everyone knows, gold is better.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Cody Rhodes/Stardust, Daniel Bryan - Complete
Secrets in the locker room by EnigmaticWriterWorld reviews
They seem to be the coolest friends, but what do they store deep down?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - CM Punk, Daniel Bryan - Complete
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Latin Fire Irish Love reviews
alternate universe. This is the real reason Alberto Del Rio hates Sheamus O' Shaunnessy. When his baby sister Britney sets her sights on the Irishman, all hell can and will break loose. She had no idea that one look would ignite a feud. But will she wind up with the happy ending she desires in the arms of Sheamus?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,914 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Alberto Del Rio, Sheamus
Taboos, Escapades and Love reviews
This is m rated for a reason. It's mostly a collection of sexy one shots or multi shots that I write when I have downtime and my inner deviant won't quit bugging me. Now, Jeff Hardy is about to give some lucky girl an unforgettable ride on a rollercoaster.Curious? Read more inside! FYI: I am taking requests.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Jeff Hardy