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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

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The Sword of Stone by Ser Serendipity reviews
A Not Sick Sidestory. With the destruction of Akatsuki, the fragile balance of the world's peace has slowly begun to tip. Now, with the Five Villages drawing closer to conflict, shinobi young and old have no choice but to understand their place: whether as people, soldiers, or mere tools.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,268 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 5/17
Jaune of Cainhurst by warhammer651 reviews
Jaune spent most of his life around his family, and their servants. The outside world was fairly unknown to him, but blending in couldn't be that difficult, right?
Crossover - RWBY & Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,976 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Annalise
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Blurred Lines by ijnt reviews
"However strong you become, never seek to bear everything alone. If you do, failure is certain." Being Uchiha Itachi is as much a blessing as it is a curse, because most problems can be solved with a precise application of violence. Except, you know, the important ones. Semi-SI-insert. fem!Itachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,896 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U., Shisui U.
Actions and Words by Ekusukallybaa reviews
In the aftermath of Orochimaru's Invasion and Itachi's second Tsukuyomi, Sasuke is left with two revelations. The first is that his friends were put in danger because of him. The second is that he will do anything to protect them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,125 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Sasuke U., Team Seven, Team Hawk, Indra Ō.
(Nice Dream) by ShirouHokuto reviews
Itachi stays in Konoha; just how good an idea this is remains to be seen. Massacre AU, Sasuke POV, some background Anko/Itachi and eventual Sasuke/Naruto leanings but primarily gen. WIP, tentatively off hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 118,146 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U., Naruto U., Anko M.
There and Back Again: A Missing-nin's Tale by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
Sasuke Uchiha—full-fledged Akatsuki member, international criminal and S-class missing-nin—finds himself thrown back through time to the morning of the ninja academy graduation exam. And he isn't happy about it. (Time travel, Sasuke&TeamSeven-centric). Epilogue up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,872 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
How Sasuke Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mangekyo Sharingan by Ekusukallybaa reviews
The Mangekyo Sharingan reveals things to its users. Many, many things. Like the fact that the entire world is an illusion, and the only way to escape is to die. Sasuke just decides to speed this process along. (Collaboration with Ser Serendipity, Crackfic.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Obito U., Pain/Pein
Expendable Heroes by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,207 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 2,954 - Follows: 3,332 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
In The Blood by justplainrii reviews
Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke discovers that a clone was made of his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other clones begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 174 - Words: 803,477 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Ino Y., Karin U. - Complete
I Know Why the Free Bird Flies by Zenthisoror reviews
It's the end of a journey. As one ends, another, of course, begins. A young man spreads his wings to taste real freedom at last. (Spoilers Chapter 699/700 - Published to celebrate the end of Naruto manga)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Sasuke U. - Complete
ANBU Days by Kaist reviews
In which ANBU is horribly outclassed by a twelve-year-old boy. [oneshot-that-isn't-really-a-proper-oneshot; gen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
In Fire Forged by OmgImPwned reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
almost like a prophecy by Kaist reviews
It sounds truly crazy, she knows. And true- the vision's hazy. [chrom/fem!robin snapshot- of premonitions]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2014 - [Chrom, Avatar/Robin] - Complete
eleven small steps toward oblivion by Kaist reviews
it's so easy to fall asleep. [chrom/fem!robin, somewhat au]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Chrom, Avatar/Robin] - Complete
Interlude by Kaist reviews
In which Chrom bonks his head, Lissa partially heals it, and there is a family resemblance. [chrom/fem!robin, short and sweet]
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Chrom, Avatar/Robin] Lissa - Complete
The Extraction by thirdmetaphor reviews
In which Sasuke is given the job of extracting the Kyuubi, and decides to take a page out of Obito's book and do it while Naruto is in the theoretically unstable state of… pregnancy. Obvious problems notwithstanding. Supreme crack and SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
decadence by thirdmetaphor reviews
A shinobi's age is measured not by how long he's lived, but how much time he has left. KisaIta, not AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
The Spring of the Plague by Zenthisoror reviews
When Konoha ninja return from investigating one of Orochimaru's laboratories, they bring back a devastating strain of chakra bacterium - Kimimaro's sickness developed into a bioweapon. As Naruto and his surviving friends struggle to live in Plague-stricken Konoha, Madara plots, an anti-ninja cult demands repentance, and, in the midst of it all, Sasuke seeks a perfect revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 137,394 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Neji H. - Complete
Genius and Insanity by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Tales in the life of an Itachi who had the distinct misfortune of being placed on a time-traveling Naruto's genin team. Nonmassacre, Flashfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Mikoto U.
The Invitation by thirdmetaphor reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto. Naruto is getting married to Hinata. Oh no.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Order of Arrival by Ekusukallybaa reviews
Sasuke arrives before Jiraiya at the small hotel in Tanzaku-Gai, where his brother and Kisame confront Naruto, and Itachi makes a decision with horrifying, long-lasting consequences. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 80 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 279 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Lines on My Face from the Word of God by Zenthisoror reviews
Masashi Kishimoto drew those lines on Itachi's face - now some Naruto characters find themselves contemplating what those lines actually are. In three parts, it's time to get to the bottom of those lines.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Itachi U., Akatsuki, Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
RED by Sherbet Mayhem reviews
In a time where political decisions devastatingly affect the shape of their world, how will Sakura, Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke endure the uncontrollable hardships thrust upon them? Discover RED; a dramatic exploration of history repeated. Wear a mask to hide yourself; let your past follow you like the shadow of your future; and cover your eyes. They determine the value of your life
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 153,847 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Man of Dreams by ckret2 reviews
Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,690 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4757 - Favs: 5,237 - Follows: 3,828 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Playing with Evil by R.G. Waffles reviews
Canon/ Slight AU - After one change causes Team 7's teamwork to deteriorate completely, Kakashi thinks it's about time he adjusts his training tactics. A story about overcoming disabilities, fixing friendships, and discovering relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,751 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Vertigo by Quillslinger reviews
Itachi on stormy weather, fatalism, and Uzumaki Naruto. But not necessarily in that order. Itachi/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Romance of the Uzumaki by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Falling Up to Heaven by R.G. Waffles reviews
He was only trying to find salvation after surving an accident that left him with the loss of a family member and the loss of a limb. Salvation. What he got was a world of twists, a wild ride into darkness, and karma chasing after his every move. No Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 260,318 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 138 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Yakuza by MiraculousMage reviews
The Rookie Nine, Team Gai, and the Sand Siblings all gather at Kakashi's invitation to play a game called 'Yakuza', where the Yakuza members pick off the innocent villagers one by one. Who will survive, if anyone at all? Slight NaruHina in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
These Things by weialala reviews
Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 3,861 - Follows: 531 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Deity by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
A modern day rendition of the Uchiha tragedy. The problem with humans, you see, is that we're more entranced with our fantasies than reality... [AU, Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,553 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Damaetas by pellaz reviews
SasuNaru. Set postseries. Orochimaru has taken Sasuke's body, and Naruto hunts him while dealing with such obstacles as training his first genin team.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,235 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004
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Uzumaki reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,633 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 3,587 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Tenketsu reviews
361 days, but he's nowhere. SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,158 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Naruto U.
Final Story reviews
"Hello Naruto. I am the Server. Welcome to the Story; a pleasant realm of make-believe for our conquered subjects to play in. Our grand game for all mankind." Co-written with Zenthisoror. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Naruto U.
Uchiha Sasuke reviews
And the tale that succeeds his captivity. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
As the Last Leaf Falls reviews
With one day, one friend and one chance, Naruto finds himself dragged into the haphazard schemes of a dead Uchiha – shame that the ocean of time isn't any more "still water" than it is "soul crushing whirlpool". No pairings, post Invasion of Pain arc, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,947 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
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