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Joined 08-22-12, id: 4214860, Profile Updated: 03-25-13
Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

Pastafreak Veneziano's Profile:

Name:I am called Veneziano but my name is not Veneziano and I am also no way NEAR being Italian just like Al. I am a crazy over happy Irish-scotish-french child who EXTREMELY RARLEY ONCE IN A BLUE MOON get pissed off - Also I have alot of stupid moments D:

Gender:I am a very weird girl... I also have very short answers.

Weight: I have a healthy weight although I should be like 500 pounds for how much time I spend playing videogames and watch movies and stuff so...Thankyou motabolism!

Height:I am so pathetically short

Age:1189 years old.

Location:The country with all the maple syrup and polar bears >:D

Bad habits: Biting my nails, nawing on my bottom lip, zoning out while looking at a person (reason why I have no friends) and picking my nose...jk I don't pick my nose that's horrible.

Music I like: I listen to EVERYTHING from Taylor Swift to Disturbed. But me top favortie bands would have to be Florence and the Machine and Marianas Trench annnnnnnnnd Linkin Park.

Shows I like: Ok lets start with me favorties. FMA, D.Grayman, 90210 Beverly Hills, Big Bang Theory, Death Note, Kuroshitsuji, Devil May Cry, Deadman Wonderland, Inuyasha, Avatar the Last Airbender...and that's it pretty much.

Books I like: HUNGER GAMES IS #1, I also like the Divergent trilogy, Earth's children series and roamnce and such books but I favor post-apoctilipic books.

Video games I like: Legend of Zelda, Amnesia, Slenderman, Final Fantasy, Disney universe is a great passtime... Dance centeral, Just dance 3, Racing games and such.

Sexuality: Straight and have nothing against gays -

About me: Well I am shy and weird. I also ge really down to the point with questions which piss off my teacher's when they're like umm no you have to fecking explain this and I'm like well the fecking question is self explanitory and shit now back on topic I am only shy and stupid around strangers but I'm loud and stupid and crazy around my friends. I honestly can't understand how they can put up with me. I am also a bitch rarely but to some specific people I am a bitch to them everyday becuase they are mean people. I like to watch people play games and I am a Pewdiepie and Cry fan I watch the livestreams every saturday with no regrets the following day. Also I listen to music constantly. I listen to music so much that I get blisters in my ears from the earbuds >.

Favourite anime/ video game characters:HAHAHAHA unlike Al I don't limit myself but I can't list them all becuase the list is to looooooong.

My guilty pleasures: ... To many ...

NOTE: I apoligize for any errors I wrote this while having a headache and being exhausted >.

Pasta freak Romano’s profile:

Name: Certainly not Romano. Bitch I ain’t even close to Italian. I'm so French-Canadian it’s sad. ...I went off track. D: My bad. Anyway, call me Al. That’s not my full name, but I don’t like my full name all that much.

Gender: Well... physically, I'm a girl. I mean seriously, does anyone want to trade boobs with me? Mine are fuckin’ brutal. I'm pretty sure I'm a guy deep down though— a gay one. No, I'm not some self-inserting yaoi fangirl with a gender crisis, I just think life would be more entertaining as a guy. Why? Well, for one... YOU DON’ T HAVE TO GO THROUGH BLOODY HELL EVERY GODDAMN MONTH.

Weight: LOL nope. Like I'm gonna share that. I guess you could say I'm curvy... I'm not fat, but I guess I could use some toning. I'm just lazy... So lazy...

Height: Pretty average. I feel short compared to a lot of guys my age, but tall compared to girls.

Age: Under nineteen and over fifteen. (I'm not legal yet... dammit...)

Location: Uhm... I'm not going to share this over the internet. What if you are a stalking psychopathic old man with desires to stalk and rape my poor, innocent, supple body? D: All I will say is Canada. GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL HERE, SONS OF BITCHES. :D I love my country :)

Bad habits: Biting my nails and finger skin (disgusting, I know...), cursing (so much), being cranky (seriously, I can’t help it, people piss me off!), not paying attention in class... I could go on forever about my bad habits, but I won’t, because then you will be like “She is a horrible person.” D:

Music I like: OMG JUSTIN BIEBEERRRRR!!!!!1111 Just kidding, that kid’s music can go die. I basically like metal and rock and Jpop and Kpop. Stereotypical fangirl, right? It’s not that I hate other music, I just don’t listen to it.

Shows I like: Oh boy... Uhm... Let’s start with not anime. Big Bang Theory, Pretty Little Liars (I have only seen a couple though, but I like it), Bill Nye the Science guy (I love it shut up), Friends... I think that’s it. Now onto anime (I like the mangas too, just sayin’ so I don’t have to create a new section thing...) Hetalia, Fullmetal Alchemist, D.Gray Man, Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler, Naruto, Fairy Tail (ish), Kamichama Karin, Death Note, Deadman Wonderland, Pandora Hearts, Tsubasa, Cardcaptor Sakura, and a lot more. I LOVE Junjou Romantica but I skip the sex scenes even though they apparently don’t show anything... Because I'm awkward :(

Books I like: Manga, Hunger Games trilogy, Mortal Instruments series, Vampire Academy series, Archangel Academy series, Sherlock Holmes, and many, many more. I am a sucker for horror, mystery and romance.

Video games I like: EVERY ZELDA GAME, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VII, Mario, Super Smash bros., Call of Duty (I don’t LOVE it but I enjoy it), Slender, Amnesia, The Calling...

Sexuality: Straight but I have nothing against gay people. LOVE IS LOVE!

Religion: Pastafarian! Haha kidding. I don’t really believe in anything. :o

About me: Well, I ramble a lot, as you’ve probably noticed if you’ve read all my bullshit. I'm pretty sarcastic, shy (around strangers), bitchy (around strangers I don’t like), loud and stupid (around friends), I hate most people except people who I can tolerate without wanting to set the world on fire, I will push people away because I am horrible at showing my emotions properly, I hate feeling inferior to others who are better than me (which makes me even more bitchy to them...), I love to draw and paint and write and sing, I have awesome friends, I love anime and manga, pocky is amazing, my sister says I am the radioactive lovechild of Romano (because I'm a dick and I push people away), America (because I can be the most annoying person in your life and I love superheroes), Prussia(because I'm awesome and again, I am a dick...), Poland (because he speaks like, totally, like this, and he’s shy around strangers), Russia (because I'm clearly insane according to her and apparently I smile in corners and look like him...), Canada (because I am quiet in public and I love maple syrup) and France (because I am a horrible pervert). D: I just realized, I'm kind of a horrible person... Moving on... I can speak French and English fluently, Spanish decently and I want to learn German, Russian, Polish, Italian, Greek and Japanese, I have no idea what I'm gonna do when I'm older, I love reviews on fics, I love superheroes and comic books and superhero movies, I have Batman shoes, I hate my overly large breasts (I am like Ukraine of Hetalia -_-)... My dream is to go to Italy, which I am doing after High school with my best friend, I am socially awkward, I wish I had prettier hair, I love cats, I hate mornings... Man, I could go on about my awesomeness all day, but this is getting really long. All in all... I guess I'm a decent person. Nothing special.

Favourite anime/ video game characters: The list will go on forever. I will limit myself to 2 or 3 per show/game. Okay... Romano, Prussia, Hungary, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Ling Yao, Kanda Yu, Allen Walker, Sebastian Michaelis, Grell Sutcliff, Finny, Deidara, Neji, Naruto, Mello, L, Near, Natsu Dragneel, Gray Fullbuster, Gilbert Nightray/Raven, Link, Sheik, Midna, Axel, Riku, Zexion, Cloud, Reno,Kadaj... Urgh I'm stopping now. It’s so hard to limit myself... T.T

My guilty pleasures: ...Yaoi... and German chocolate cake... Excuse me, I think I jizzed in my pants...

Me on other sites: Smeesha1996 on deviantArt, and my other account on FF is also Smeesha1996.

The other person on this profile, who I shall refer to as Veneziano (since I'm Romano) has a stupid computer. Since it’s stupid, it often acts stupidly. So, if it takes forever to update, blame it, not her. She might scream PASTAAAA at you for ages and kill you until you’re dead if you do so. Seriously, I'm speaking from experience... D:

I congratulate you if you read all that! I ramble like a crazy person on crack. Kudos to you and your patience. Or, you have no life... Like me... I feel your pain. Just kidding, I'm sure your life is great. Just chipper. I'm gonna shut up now...


From now on, fics posted by PastaFreak Romano will have a tag at the end of the summary claiming it to be mine. This is just since we share a profile, people can tell them apart. (02/17/2013)

Hi -Veneziano (03/25/2013)

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Amnesia: Something
Well. Shit. Being kidnapped thrown in a unknown place filled with moths and broken glass while being barefoot and cold. Yeah Not fun. AT ALL. Did I also mention that there are monsters roaming around here?
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Published: 2/17/2013
Sacred Pasta reviews
Pasta was sacred for Italy. Taking his pasta without his permission was like taking a Bible and burning it in front of a Christian person. It was like forcing someone extremely superstitious to walk under a ladder. It was like trying to take Russia's scarf. /You just didn't do it./ -Utter stupidity, OOC-ness, swearing, implied GerIta. (PastaFreak Romano)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Prussia, Painkillers and Pancakes reviews
For some reason, the fact that he went out of his way to learn how to make pancakes, just so that we could make them together, is oddly sweet. I remember now. Why I'm friends with him, and why I'm falling in love with him. -Canada has a headache, and when Prussia comes to the door screaming about pancakes, he thinks his day can't get any worse. PruCan, language. (PastaFreak Romano)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Lullaby reviews
Romano can't draw. Romano isn't nice. Romano can't cook. By accident, Spain tumbles in on Romano doing the one thing he is good at, and it takes his breath away. Rated for Romano's lovely language. Very light shonen-ai, shota, Spamano. Oneshot (PastaFreak Romano)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete