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Joined 08-22-12, id: 4215194, Profile Updated: 01-01-18
Author has written 14 stories for Pokémon, Halo, Pandora Hearts, and Assassin's Creed.

If you didn't know why I have a fanfiction account, I love reading and writing. I've read dozens of books and I've written quite a few stories on several websites. I'll let you be the judge if it's any good or not.

To those who follow me, rest assured I have every intention to continue all my stories, as I can't stand to leave a project unfinished. However, I'm dropping any sort of updating schedule, except I will post only on Saturdays. This is due I have a busy lifestyle and I don't want to pressure myself with promises I fear I can't keep, because honestly, it damages my inspiration. But I appreciate all those who favorite and follow my work, and those who take the time to read this.

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Fallen Eagle (Assassin’s Creed) After the fall of the Assassins, Selah is now a full member of the Templar Order of the Colonial Rite. But as civil unrest grows, a revolution will rise. In the birth of a new nation, a new Brotherhood will form, and loyalties will be tested.

Master of Terror (Assassin's Creed) A string of heinous crimes plagues London, sending the city into terror. Alexandra Frye has vowed to protect the freedom of mankind with her life, but what if she can't defend herself?

Updates On Stories

Fallen Eagle I finally finished revising all old chapters and I'm currently on the last arc of the story. I have it all planned out, but I merely need the time to write it.

Master of Terror I decided to continue this story, and I will begin updating it once again.

Legacy I decided to discontinue the story. I wasn't sure where I wanted to take the story, other than writing it too much like my other stories. However, since the first two stories were so well-received, I have decided to keep them up.

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Die Another Day by The Solar Surfer reviews
After the events of AC3, Desmond stands in what appears to be the Animus loading room...only he's not alone. AU fic where Desmond lives, and now he's got the Instruments of the First Will to worry about, along with the Templars. Then he must relive the life of a certain pirate in order to stop them, and discover Juno's true plot. Ghostship DesmondxLucy.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,047 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/23/2019 - Published: 10/29/2015 - [Desmond M., Lucy S.] Altaïr, Edward K.
Second Chances by Nisroc Chico reviews
16 years have passed since The Fourth War. Naruto became The Sixth Hokage and forgave Obito for his past actions and took him back to Konoha. Obito is greatly discriminated, and sees no point of living a life he views as 'Hell'. Naruto, who wants to give Obito a reason to live, has him lead a squad. Unfortunately for Obito, his new Genin are the children of his former enemies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 157,800 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U., OC
Assassin's Creed: Independence by kujago reviews
When her apartment building is blown apart by an unknown force, Renley's life is thrown into disarray as she and her siblings are thrust into a newly-seen realm of warring ideals. Soon after, when it is discovered that she possesses First Civilization blood and one of their sacred artifacts, the Assassins and Templars are thrown into a race against time and blood. Modern Era AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Ezio A., OC
Silent Storm by the-sage-of-wind reviews
Skadi, the Dragonborn finds herself in Windhelm to fulfill a promise to the leader of the Stormcloak Rebellion. Her life with the Stormcloaks are chronicled as clues about her past are slowly revealed. Despite her harsh past will she ever be able to find happiness from the one man she fears to be indifferent towards her? Rated M for violence, course language and sexual content.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,791 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/8/2016 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak
Ghostly Whispers by Florentine Dreams reviews
Sophie Burke is going to Beacon Mental Hospital to receive treatment for a rather unique problem, she can speak with the dead. Soon after arrival, she encounters the dark figure Ruvik and is drawn into his chaotic world. As Sophie struggles to survive and secrets are revealed, Ruvik begins to wonder if perhaps Sophie would make a better ally than foe. (RuvikxOC)
Evil Within - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,812 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Ruvik, Sebastian C., OC, Marcelo J. - Complete
But Somehow Through the Storm by GilraenDernhelm reviews
A series of gloomy, chronologically-challenged AU sketches in which Arno visits Napoleon on Saint Helena.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Arno D., Napoleon B.]
Assassin in Disguise by The Eternal Good reviews
Young Sofia Bright is a gifted and aspiring Assassin-to-be, or will she? After she discovers the only man who can teach her the trade is the Templar Grand Master, her conscience is torn between what she must do and what she wants to do.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Connor K., Haytham K., OC
In Bocca al Lupo by Setaflow reviews
Oneshot. It's been two years since Connor had fought his last fight against Lee, and things have finally started to settle back to normal. But when a new foe makes himself present, seeking to end the Assassin once and for all, Connor must fight a mysterious enemy and set his growing order on the next path. One that will lead to changes for all lands.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Connor K., Dobby C., Shay C. - Complete
Saved by a Dream of You by Scotch reviews
Shay's had nightmares ever since the tragedy at Lisbon. Haytham's not as oblivious to it as he'd hoped, though it's not necessarily a bad thing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Haytham K., Shay C.] - Complete
I Will Not Weep and Wonder by ElamMM reviews
Haytham and Connor Kenway had a relationship doomed to end from the very start in AC3. But, what if it began as doomed and didn't end up that way? Rewriting AC3's Connor/Haytham fate, one scene at a time. For all AC fans, but particularly for those like myself who wanted Connor and Haytham's relationship to turn out good and end well.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,677 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Connor K., Haytham K.
Left Out in the Cold by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Shay had been left out in the cold by the Assassins. Fitting then that he repaid the favour in the Arctic Circle.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Shay C. - Complete
Nearer My God To Thee by Rubrixcubeify reviews
"Sometimes the wolves are silent and the moon howls." George Carlin. The Prowler's mute student has become more than just an apprentice, but there is a reason assassins do not love.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Apprentice, Prowler
The Broken Cell by TheWormMan reviews
Doctor Catherine Halsey, confined on the flagship of Jul 'Mdama's fleet, learns to live with her new situation. But when an opportunity presents itself, she makes a crucial choice- setting a battle in motion and changing her fate.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2014 - C. Halsey, Librarian, S. Palmer, T. Lasky
Conversion by Valiance
In 1777, Haytham travels to New Orleans to meet his Templar counterpart. When he learns they have more in common than he anticipated, he's forced to confront both his past and his future.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Haytham K. - Complete
One's Dream (Original and Discontinued) by Nisroc Chico reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 215,057 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U.
The Red Cage: A Leader's Test by Nightwillow7 reviews
"The snare is laid for him in the ground, and a trap for him in the way"
Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,322 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Vert
Same Old Story by Earthcat123 reviews
When Vert's sister, Ronnie, shows up out of the blue, it causes nothing but problems for the team who try to keep Battle Force Five a secret. Everything changes, however, when Ronnie comes face to face with the Red Sentients, and Vert realizes the only way to keep his sister safe. Rated T for Vandal/Sark fight scenes.
Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,408 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Vert, Tezz V. - Complete
The Legend Master by Larxa the Writer reviews
On his journey in Unova, Ash catches up with two old allies who say that Giovanni is planning to capture all the legendary Pokemon! With a new power he has received, Ash must save the world again, and stop Team Rocket! Mewtwo as a third main character.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,558 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki
Sentient by Nagashi reviews
Uchiha Madara pays a visit to the Kyuubi. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
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Shadowland reviews
All Layla wanted was to prove herself, but it has come at a terrible cost. Now she must leave behind everything she has ever loved, in order to find the true meaning of freedom.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2019 - William M., Layla H. - Complete
Fallen Eagle reviews
After the fall of the Assassins, Selah is now a full member of the Templar Order of the Colonial Rite. But as civil unrest grows, a revolution will rise. In the birth of a new nation, a new Brotherhood will form, and loyalties will be tested. [REWRITE]
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,960 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/4/2019 - Published: 9/17/2016 - Connor K., Haytham K., OC, Shay C.
Master of Terror reviews
A string of heinous crimes plagues London, sending the city into terror. Alexandra Frye has vowed to protect the freedom of mankind with her life, but what if she can't defend herself?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - OC, Jacob F., Jack the Ripper
Legacy reviews
Helena Cormac is the only child of the legendary Shay Patrick Cormac, trained from childbirth to be a Templar Knight. Only as she grows to uphold her father's legacy, she learns there is more to the world that she could ever imagined.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 9/12/2016 - OC, Shay C. - Complete
Voices
Juhani Otso Berg knew he sold his soul to the Devil when joining the Templar Order. But for now, he is expected to put his services to good use. When tracking Desmond Miles, Otso Berg investigates a penthouse in New York, only to find more than he bargained for.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Desmond M., Daniel C., Otso Berg - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
Ash is traveling across Unova for his Pokémon Journey, but suddenly strange phenomena begins to occur across the region. An ancient creature is awakening, and its rage is growing. Reshiram, the Vast White Dragon of Truth and Fire, is the only one who understands the coming danger and searches desperately for her hero, but he's having problems of his own.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,017 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki, Reshiram - Complete
Memories reviews
If only he knew. If only he listened. If only he had been fair. There would not have been a traitor. There would not have been the Assassin Hunter. Achilles remembers the days of his Brotherhood, wondering what he had possibly done wrong, even though there is nothing more than painful memories.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Achilles D., Shay C. - Complete
Gladiator reviews
SEQUEL TO SAVIOR [AU] Two years have passed since Ian has found asylum on Sanghelios, homeworld of the Elites. The Human-Covenant War has ended, but tension still dominates. The Covenant is reviving with rogue Jul 'Mdama rising to power and calling for revenge. Just when all hope seems lost, the galaxy's greatest soldier will awaken from his long slumber…
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,765 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter, T. Lasky, OC - Complete
Against The Odds reviews
Khalifa Hanafei has always wanted to go on her Pokémon Journey, and she has just the starter in mind. But Silver, a cocky trainer, steals her favorite Pokémon before she even gets it. Against all odds, she vows to get him back, but what happens when things get complicated?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,447 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Silver/Rival, Fennekin/Fokko, OC
Crossed Eagle reviews
The Colonial Assassins have fallen. There is no one to continue the fight for freedom. Selah, a young Assassin apprentice, is the only survivor of the Purge. The Templars offer to spare her life on one condition: she must swear loyalty to the Cross and learn their ways. Now the young girl is torn between what she believes in and what is reality.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 131,293 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Haytham K., OC, Shay C. - Complete
The Assassin Hunter reviews
The Colonial Assassins have fallen. But there are some that still lurk in the shadows. Assassin Hunter Shay Cormac is sent into the underworld of the British Colonies in search of the Assassins Adam and Eve. Only what he will find may even terrify himself.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Shay C. - Complete
The Abyss reviews
"Darkness... There was only darkness... And there was that void. That empty void that followed you no matter where you went... And it was always mocking you." A SHORT PANDORA HEARTS DRABBLE
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Alice - Complete
Savior reviews
During a violent battle for Old Mombasa, John-117 finds an abandoned boy. But he is more than what he seems. He owns a power. A power that the Covenant wants. Will Earth's legendary soldier be able to protect him? Can Ian, the world's most unique human, bear the fate of humanity?
Halo - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,428 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, OC - Complete
Precious Jewel reviews
A short one-shot/drabble of Giovanni's Persian I really wanted to do.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Giovanni/Sakaki, Persian - Complete