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Joined 08-22-12, id: 4215194, Profile Updated: 07-09-16
Author has written 13 stories for Pokémon, Halo, Pandora Hearts, Assassin's Creed, and Elder Scroll series.

Favorite Shows

Anime: Wolf's Rain, Vampire Knight, Pandora Hearts, Naruto, Pokemon, Legend of Korra, Black Butler, Oda Nobuna No Yabou

TV Shows: NCIS, Friends, Falling Skies, Psych

Reality: World's Dumbest..., Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Married to Jonas, Most Shocking, Chrisley Knows Best

Movies: Eragon, National Treasure, The Lion King, Avatar

Movie Series: Twilight Saga, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Hunger Games, Mission Impossible


Other Favorite Random Stuff

Books: The Dragon Rider, Runt, Cleopatra's Daughter, Nil

Book Series: Warriors Saga, Inheritance Series (Eragon), Hunger Games, Percy Jackson & The Olympians

Manga: Pokemon Adventures, Pandora Hearts, Summer Wars

Games: Halo, Naruto, Assassin's Creed, Kingdom Hearts II, BioShock

Mythical Creatures: dragon, phoenix, griffen, Pegasus

Gods/Goddeses: Athena (Greek), Poseidon (Greek), Fenrir (Norse), Ryujin (Japanese)


Finally I'll tell you about my writing and stories! I love action-adventure, and I usually put a lot of drama in it. I started my obsession of writing at a young age, and by now I consider myself an exceptional writer. Some of my works are better than others. I do have a list of stories I have in mind, whether I get to them or not I'm not sure.

NOTICE: Unfortunately it's that time of year again... I'm in school. I will be much busier, but will try what I can with my stories. However, my writing is just a hobby and my inspirations wavers, so I may not be consistent as I like to be. I'll update whenever I can.

Possible Future Stories

1. Fallen Eagle (Assassin’s Creed) (sequel to Crossed Eagle; in progress)- After the fall of the Assassins, Selah is now a full member of the Templar Order of the Colonial Rite. But as civil unrest grows, a revolution will rise. In the birth of a new nation, a new Brotherhood will form, and loyalties will be tested.

2. Requiem (Assassin’s Creed) (in progress)- After years of turmoil, Europe is plunged into a war that threatens to tear the world apart. Anna von Althan is the chosen heir to the Assassin Brotherhood, and her Austrian nobility thrusts her in the center of the conflict. When the young Assassin’s world is thrown upside down, Anna must learn to take responsibility as the French Empire continues to grow larger every day.

3. Legacy (Assassin's Creed)- Helena Cormac has been trained in the arts of war for as long as she can remember. Grown into a dedicated Templar, she travels the world to uphold the Cross and her father—Shay Cormac’s—legacy. As Helena looks into the past of both the Templars and the Assassins, she finds the limits of her loyalty to her dual heritage.

4. Chasing Freedom (Assassin's Creed)- When one life ends, another begins. Rachel Sterling never knew of the war between Assassins and Templars, and she is about to bear the consequences. She is thrown from her stable life into one of pain, and her limits will be tested. With the Templars and Juno gaining ground every day and the Assassins weaker than ever, Rachel must save not only the remains of the Brotherhood, but all of humanity from being enslaved. And in doing so, she will discover hidden secrets within

5. For the World (Assassin’s Creed)- Deryn is the only survivor of a Templar raid on her isolated Assassin cell. But when she finds the key to unlocking the secrets of the First Civilization, Abstergo will stop at nothing to see her head. Against all odds, she will fight back... and save her little brother from their clutches.

6. Garden of Eden (Bioshock)- A girl awakes in the underwater city of Rapture without any recollection of her memories and who she is. Given the name “Jackie,” she allies with Atlas to fight against the tyrannical Andrew Ryan. But as she journeys through the remains of a ruined city, she will encounter horrors, including some about herself.

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Die to Live Another Day by The Solar Surfer reviews
After the events of AC3, Desmond stands in what appears to be the Animus loading room...only he's not alone. AU fic where Desmond lives, and now he's got the Instruments of the First Will to worry about, along with the Templars. Some DesmondxLucy, although its kind of a ghostship.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,744 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 10/29/2015 - [Desmond M., Lucy S.] Altaïr, OC
Assassin's Creed: Independence by kujago reviews
When her apartment building is blown apart by an unknown force, Renley's life is thrown into disarray as she and her siblings are thrust into a newly-seen realm of warring ideals. Soon after, when it is discovered that she possesses First Civilization blood and one of their sacred artifacts, the Assassins and Templars are thrown into a race against time and blood. Modern Era AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 3/25 - Ezio A., OC
Silent Storm by the-sage-of-wind reviews
The nameless Dragonborn finds herself in Windhelm to fulfill a promise to the leader of the Stormcloak Rebellion. Her life with the Stormcloaks are chronicled as clues about her past are slowly revealed. Despite her harsh past will she ever be able to find happiness from the one man she fears to be indifferent towards her? Rated M for violence, course language and sexual content.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak
Ghostly Whispers by Florentine Dreams reviews
Sophie Burke is going to Beacon Mental Hospital to receive treatment for a rather unique problem, she can speak with the dead. Soon after arrival, she encounters the dark figure Ruvik and is drawn into his chaotic world. As Sophie struggles to survive and secrets are revealed, Ruvik begins to wonder if perhaps Sophie would make a better ally than foe. (RuvikxOC)
Evil Within - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,812 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Ruvik, Sebastian C., OC, Marcelo J. - Complete
But Somehow Through the Storm by GilraenDernhelm reviews
A series of gloomy, chronologically-challenged AU sketches in which Arno visits Napoleon on Saint Helena.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Arno D., Napoleon B.]
Assassin in Disguise by The Eternal Good reviews
Young Sofia Bright is a gifted and aspiring Assassin-to-be, or will she? After she discovers the only man who can teach her the trade is the Templar Grand Master, her conscience is torn between what she must do and what she wants to do.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Connor K., Haytham K., OC
Second Chances by Nisroc Chico reviews
16 years have passed since The Fourth War. Naruto became The Sixth Hokage and forgave Obito for his past actions and took him back to Konoha. Obito is greatly discriminated, and sees no point of living a life he views as 'Hell'. Naruto, who wants to give Obito a reason to live, has him lead a squad. Unfortunately for Obito, his new Genin are the children of his former enemies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 156,387 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U., OC
In Bocca al Lupo by Setaflow reviews
Oneshot. It's been two years since Connor had fought his last fight against Lee, and things have finally started to settle back to normal. But when a new foe makes himself present, seeking to end the Assassin once and for all, Connor must fight a mysterious enemy and set his growing order on the next path. One that will lead to changes for all lands.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Connor K., Dobby C., Shay C. - Complete
Of Saints and Sinners by Scotch reviews
After Shay is injured and the Morrigan is wrecked, the Templars start to lose their grip on the colonies. Shay works with Haytham on a plot to eradicate the Assassins while he recovers, but their platonic relationship soon evolves into something else entirely. As the Assassins' plans grow bolder, an ancient secret forces both sides to agree on an ultimatum: Unite, or perish.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 12/2/2014 - [Haytham K., Shay C.]
Saved by a Dream of You by Scotch reviews
Shay's had nightmares ever since the tragedy at Lisbon. Haytham's not as oblivious to it as he'd hoped, though it's not necessarily a bad thing.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Haytham K., Shay C.] - Complete
I Will Not Weep and Wonder by ElamMM reviews
Haytham and Connor Kenway had a relationship doomed to end from the very start in AC3. But, what if it began as doomed and didn't end up that way? Rewriting AC3's Connor/Haytham fate, one scene at a time. For all AC fans, but particularly for those like myself who wanted Connor and Haytham's relationship to turn out good and end well.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,677 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Connor K., Haytham K.
Left Out in the Cold by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: Shay had been left out in the cold by the Assassins. Fitting then that he repaid the favour in the Arctic Circle.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Shay C. - Complete
Déteindre by Vivirei reviews
"My hands are stained with your blood... Now the earth shall be stained with theirs." After a mission goes horribly wrong, Shay Cormac reflects on recent events and his allegiance to the Assassins. (Written before the release of AC Rogue, implied Shay/OC)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [Shay C., OC] - Complete
Nearer My God To Thee by Rubrixcubeify reviews
"Sometimes the wolves are silent and the moon howls." George Carlin. The Prowler's mute student has become more than just an apprentice, but there is a reason assassins do not love.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Apprentice, Prowler
The Broken Cell by TheWormMan reviews
Doctor Catherine Halsey, confined on the flagship of Jul 'Mdama's fleet, learns to live with her new situation. But when an opportunity presents itself, she makes a crucial choice- setting a battle in motion and changing her fate.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,223 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2014 - C. Halsey, Librarian, S. Palmer, T. Lasky
Conversion by Valiance
In 1777, Haytham travels to New Orleans to meet his Templar counterpart. When he learns they have more in common than he anticipated, he's forced to confront both his past and his future.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Haytham K. - Complete
One's Dream (Original and Discontinued) by Nisroc Chico reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 215,057 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U.
The Red Cage: A Leader's Test by Nightwillow7 reviews
"The snare is laid for him in the ground, and a trap for him in the way"
Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,322 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Vert
Same Old Story by Earthcat123 reviews
When Vert's sister, Ronnie, shows up out of the blue, it causes nothing but problems for the team who try to keep Battle Force Five a secret. Everything changes, however, when Ronnie comes face to face with the Red Sentients, and Vert realizes the only way to keep his sister safe. Rated T for Vandal/Sark fight scenes.
Hot Wheels: Battle Force 5 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,408 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Vert, Tezz V. - Complete
The Legend Master by Larxa the Writer reviews
On his journey in Unova, Ash catches up with two old allies who say that Giovanni is planning to capture all the legendary Pokemon! With a new power he has received, Ash must save the world again, and stop Team Rocket! Mewtwo as a third main character.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,558 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki
Volume 7: Black and White by Ankhesenamen reviews
Months after Silver's abduction, Kair still searches for her son. Sa'lu-an enemy of Team Rocket has taken refuge in Team Plasma. And as the struggle for the 'Ultimate Power' spills into Unova's Capital only a boy and his Pikachu will be able to stop them
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,650 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
Sentient by Nagashi reviews
Uchiha Madara pays a visit to the Kyuubi. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
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Fallen Eagle reviews
After the fall of the Assassins, Selah is now a full member of the Templar Order of the Colonial Rite. But as civil unrest grows, a revolution will rise. In the birth of a new nation, a new Brotherhood will form, and loyalties will be tested.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,199 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Connor K., Haytham K., OC, Shay C.
For The Empire
Alduin has been defeated, but the bloody Civil War continues on. Prealia, the Last Dragonborn, must fight to save the land from destroying itself... or from invasion. However, as the shadows of her past stalk her every step, Prealia learns there are some things she cannot escape.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Odahviing, Hadvar, OC
Requiem reviews
After years of turmoil, Europe is plunged into a war that threatens to tear the world apart. Anna von Althan is the chosen heir to the Assassin Brotherhood, and her Austrian nobility thrusts her in the center of the conflict. When the young Assassin's world is thrown upside down, Anna must learn to take responsibility as the French Empire grows larger every day.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,938 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 9/12/2015 - OC, Napoleon B.
Voices
Juhani Otso Berg knew he sold his soul to the Devil when joining the Templar Order. But for now, he is expected to put his services to good use. When tracking Desmond Miles, Otso Berg investigates a penthouse in New York, only to find more than he bargained for.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Desmond M., Daniel C. - Complete
Fire and Ice reviews
Ash is traveling across Unova for his Pokémon Journey, but suddenly strange phenomena begins to occur across the region. An ancient creature is awakening, and its rage is growing. Reshiram, the Vast White Dragon of Truth and Fire, is the only one who understands the coming danger and searches desperately for her hero, but he's having problems of his own.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 70,017 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki, Reshiram - Complete
Memories reviews
If only he knew. If only he listened. If only he had been fair. There would not have been a traitor. There would not have been the Assassin Hunter. Achilles remembers the days of his Brotherhood, wondering what he had possibly done wrong, even though there is nothing more than painful memories.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Achilles D., Shay C. - Complete
Gladiator reviews
SEQUEL TO SAVIOR [AU] Two years have passed since Ian has found asylum on Sanghelios, homeworld of the Elites. The Human-Covenant War has ended, but tension still dominates. The Covenant is reviving with rogue Jul 'Mdama rising to power and calling for revenge. Just when all hope seems lost, the galaxy's greatest soldier will awaken from his long slumber…
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,765 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter, T. Lasky, OC - Complete
Against The Odds reviews
Khalifa Hanafei has always wanted to go on her Pokémon Journey, and she has just the starter in mind. But Silver, a cocky trainer, steals her favorite Pokémon before she even gets it. Against all odds, she vows to get him back, but what happens when things get complicated?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,447 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Silver/Rival, Fennekin/Fokko, OC
Crossed Eagle reviews
The Colonial Assassins have fallen. There is no one to continue the fight for freedom. Selah, a young Assassin apprentice, is the only survivor of the Purge. The Templars offer to spare her life on one condition: she must swear loyalty to the Cross and learn their ways. Now the young girl is torn between what she believes in and what is reality.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 131,293 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Haytham K., OC, Shay C. - Complete
The Assassin Hunter reviews
The Colonial Assassins have fallen. But there are some that still lurk in the shadows. Assassin Hunter Shay Cormac is sent into the underworld of the British Colonies in search of the Assassins Adam and Eve. Only what he will find may even terrify himself.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Shay C. - Complete
The Abyss reviews
"Darkness... There was only darkness... And there was that void. That empty void that followed you no matter where you went... And it was always mocking you." A SHORT PANDORA HEARTS DRABBLE
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Alice - Complete
Savior reviews
During a violent battle for Old Mombasa, John-117 finds an abandoned boy. But he is more than what he seems. He owns a power. A power that the Covenant wants. Will Earth's legendary soldier be able to protect him? Can Ian, the world's most unique human, bear the fate of humanity?
Halo - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,428 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Master Chief/John-117, OC - Complete
Precious Jewel reviews
A short one-shot/drabble of Giovanni's Persian I really wanted to do.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Giovanni/Sakaki, Persian - Complete