GilanBraginski
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Joined 08-22-12, id: 4215211, Profile Updated: 05-04-13
Author has written 4 stories for Ranger's Apprentice, Inheritance Cycle, Ouran High School Host Club, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
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Life is Lettuce by glue and tar reviews
Shining examples of literary genius abound as Harry & friends do some stuff, and some other stuff, and some other stuff, and then some stuff happens, and some people do some stuff. And then Snape cuts his head off with a chainsaw, everybody is Luna, Oliver Wood plays Slayer out his mouth, and some other stuff... whatever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
I've Got Theo In My Pants by givemesidewalkshadows reviews
Based on The Book of Mormon's "I've got maggots in my scrotum". Mormons are spreading the word of Jesus Christ in Jingletown when they run into a Saint with a little bit of a problem. Comment & Review!
Crossover - American Idiot & Book of Mormon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2012 - St. Jimmy, Kevin/Elder Price - Complete
How Lucius Malfoy Accidentally Destroyed the World by glue and tar reviews
"Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a complete, four hundred and twenty seven volume set of encyclopedias?" Lucius's dream job brings about the apocalypse. Contains Time-Turner abuse, spearmint gum, a cosmic acid trip, and Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Lucius M., Luna L. - Complete
A Fowl Fairytale by TheQueenOfTheFoxes reviews
Colfer's characters in a convoluted fairy tale. Pure crack.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
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These Are The Days reviews
Hetalia AU drabbles. The countries are students at a performing and visual arts high school. T for sexual and drug references as well as Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013
Tamaki and the Zombie Apocalypse reviews
CRACK CRACKITY CRACK...actually has very little to do with zombies but contains a valuable lesson only Tamaki could teach
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Coffee and Vodka reviews
What happens when Ivan Braginski becomes Gilan's new apprentice? Well, Lets just say its not uour average student and teacher! Halt: "If he asks me to become one with mother Russia again I'm going to kick his ass to Skandia!" Will: "But they're both so cute!" Halt: "fuck off!" CRACK BECAUSE ITS THE BEST! T for language
Crossover - Ranger's Apprentice & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Gilan, Russia - Complete
Tarragon: The Incarrotance Cycle reviews
A poor herb Tarragon finds a magical grapefruit seed that hatches into a flying orange and they have an adventure in the land of kitchen counter. Parody/crack
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012