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Joined 08-22-12, id: 4215546, Profile Updated: 03-16-13
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, and Rise of the Guardians.

Yo! Well, first things first. I am a high school student who is hoping to get through life without too much pain, which seems very impossible with all the drama my friends put me through. I still love you guys though! I don't really have anything to say, but if you wanna know something about me, you can just message me and I'll answer it...But I have been taught stranger danger, so don't be shocked if I refrain from handing out my number and stuff. Ooh!!!! Before I forget! I...Am..A...GIRL!!!! LALALALALALA!! I'm a pretty hyper and happy girl, but I still get depressed. When I do, it usually shows in my writing and drawing...and song choices. I guess I'll just start by listing all my least favorite characters or something like that.

1. I HATE Bella Swan

Okay, seriously? I really do dislike her AND Stephanie Meyer. Bella is such a Mary Sue and everyone knows it. I will never ever write a story where Bella ends up happy because I just really dislike her. She has no originality and she seems like the worst person to befriend. Honestly, she ditches all her friends when she starts dating the sparkly vampires. CHICKS BEFORE DICKS, Y'all! Also, she wants to become a vampire soooo badly, she doesn't even think about her family and how they would miss her. She's really self centered and I can't stand it when she has a happy ending. Sorry if I seem really evil or something. I also REALLY hate Stephanie Meyer because her book does NOT make sense at all. First of all, she says vampires are unchangeable, so how do they have sex? If Stephanie followed her darn rules, the male vamps wouldn't be able to have a boner. Seriously, THINK WOMAN! Also, in Breaking dawn, one of the vampires (Her name starts with a S I think...) has the power to make things go her way. If so, why couldn't she just wish for them to, I don't know, be human again? If her gift truly works, she should be able to take over the world, yada yada ya. Also, vampires do NOT sparkle. Unless they are part fairy.


That's really the ONLY character I hate. Seriously! I'm not a really picky reader, so I normally love all books, but Twilight is something I absolutely, positively ABHOR! I know it's not really the characters fault that they are so retarded, but I really hate Bella Swan because I'm not a big fan of Kristen Stewart. Sorry, but I don't like her. End of story.

I also have a few pet peeves, so here's a few of them.

1. READ THE DARN SUMMARY!

Honestly! I love all my readers (REALLY LOVE Y'ALL), but some of y'all need to read the darn summary. For instance, in the summary place, I would put pre D/H, which means pre Draco and Harry relationship. Also, I would put: THIS IS A ONESHOT, meaning I will NOT be continuing the story, unless, you know, I have like, 100 requests for it. So, if you actually read the summary, why do I keep getting reviews that say things like: You should tots make Harry go out with Luna, cuz that's sooooo awesome!!! and stuff like that. Seriously! I love you sooooo much, but please, please read the summary!

2. Needy People

Um, not needy as in: please give me money cuz I'm broke kind of people (even though they ARE annoying). I really really hate those people who you kind of talk to and they think you're their best friend now. For instance, I have this girl that sits next to me and we talk sometimes. So, as you all know, CHRISTMAS IS NEEEEEXT MOOONTH (BTW, I'm writing this on 11/26/12), so I decided to ask some of my friend what they want. My really close friends, mind you. So she looks at me and goes: ":Why aren't you giving me a gift? You gave everyone one last year except me." My friends and I are just standing there giving her WTF looks. Okay, 1. I don't give EVERYONE a gift. 2. I only give gifts to CLOSE friends, not classmates I barely know. Not trying to be mean, but she annoys the crap out of me! I'm not the only one that dislikes her either. Sorry, hunny, but GET a life... and some friends.

3. People waaaaay too helpful

Don't get me wrong. I love it and appreciate it when my friends help me out, but there's always that one person that helps too much. I have this friend who's really sweet..too sweet. I mean, I come to school looking really tired and everyone's like: Oh, poor kid. Here, sleep while I distract the teacher. However, he's the one going: Oh! I will find you a pillow and blanket and maybe a mini refrigerator while I'm at it! He's the sweetest guy you could ever find, but honestly. Please..tone it down a little...LOVE YA, BRO!

NOTICE TO ALL MY READERS!!!

Thanks you soooo much for reading my stories and supporting me! Okay, here's the plan for my stories:

1. One more chapter for my mermaid story about Severus and James. After that, I will MOST LIKELY post a sequel.

2. I will keep writing for Clashing of Fate (but please please please please tell me if you have any ideas!!!)

3. I will MOST LIKELY write a sequel of some sorts for Place He Belongs (But I don't know when because you know..) Well, it'll pobably be drabbles or oneshots about Harry's life growing up in Camp Half Blood or something like that.

4. All the other stories are DONE.

IMPORTAAAANT!!!!

Alright everyone! Sometimes I read a story and I end up liking it...and then a few weeks later, I'll try to find it again...And I would discover that I don't remember the title. So, in exchange, IF ANYONE KNOWS THE STORY I'M TALKING ABOUT, message me and I WILL WRITE A ONE SHOT FOR YOU...Provided that I know the film, book, anime, ect.

Okay, there was this Sasu/Naru fanfic I read a few months ago. Naruto and Sasuke go to the same school and their school has this fighting team. Naruto fights one day, they see, and they try to recruit him. At the same time, he's also failing his classes so Sasuke offers to help. Now, Naruto's in the fighting team (for reasons I can't remember) and Sasuke's tutoring him. The two began getting closer and Sai and Kiba tries to stop them because Sai's in love with Sasuke and Kiba has the hots for Naruto. Skip a few chapters and their fighting in a tournament. Naruto meets an old friend of his that calls him brother and such, but their on different teams.

Okay, I can't remember the exact timeline, so it might be mixed up. There's a scene where Kisame, a fighter on a dif. team, fights Naruto and poisons him? And another one where Naruto breaks Sasuke's leg and goes to his house to apologize...

So, if you know where that story is (Or if you're the writer) please message me. It doesn't matter what site it's on AND the reward is a one shot!!!! Or drabble. Or a shoutout. Or whatever you want that I can do. So, thaaaaank you!

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The Little Mermale by Takara Phoenix reviews
Percy thinks that the most stupid thing Ariel could have done was giving up the sea. So what is he going to do when Lady Hecate offers him the exact opposite of Ariel's deal? And what is her gain in this? And how does Triton fit into that deal? Triton/Percy slash
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,086 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/5/2012 - [Percy J., Triton] - Complete
The Infirmary by counterdogma reviews
Harry is Madame Pomfrey's apprentice and Draco is sick. Features Oblivious!Harry and Crushing!Draco because they're my favourite . Probably complete fluff. Not HBP or DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,265 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Twenty Years reviews
Percy has decided to move on and start a life away from all the demigod business. Unfortunately, he didn't know that he would somehow end up meeting a very old friend. One that was supposed to be dead. Reincarnated!Luke, Babysitter!Percy, Teacher!Percy The Lost Hero does not exist (In this story.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
A New World reviews
Somehow finding himself in a whole new world, Harry tries to find his way back to his world. However, he finds much, much more. SLASH. Also some OOCness.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Kakashi H.
Mine reviews
Pitch gets possessive after he comes along with Jack to Jack's work place. Pretty much PWP, Pitch is 17. Oneshot.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Wings reviews
All his life, Harry was told he wouldn't be destined for greatness. He was told that his parents were failures. However, when a Dominion Angel comes knocking at his cloud, Harry's life changed. He discovers himself..and the reason why his parents are gone. The REAL reason. AU, OOCNESS, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Between the Two reviews
This is a sequel to "Place Where He Belongs". Stuck between his new friends and his old ones, will Harry make decisions that will impact the future of both worlds? SLASH, slight Dumbledore bashing, slight Annabeth bashing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Percy J.
Clashing of Fate reviews
When the future seems set in stone, the arrival of something unknown tips the balance of fate and opens the door to possibilities and chaos. Set after DH but ignores the epilogue and during Eclipse. E/H and minor J/D later. Picture is not mine.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,811 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Harry P., Edward
Above the Water reviews
Prince Severus, youngest son of the Sea King, just wants to visit the world above his waters. Prince James, a traveler at heart, wishes to see all the world and perhaps find someone special. Will they both get what they want? Hopefully they will, but there's a someone that's standing in the way. Based off of the Little Mermaid
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,264 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Place Where He Belongs reviews
When Harry is abused by his family, an unseen force reaches in and takes him to another place. Upon his awakening, Harry finds new people and another place where he belongs. Slight Dumbledore bashing, pre Percy/ Harry. Takes place during Harry's summer before second year and Percy's third year at the camp. Sequel is UP (Between the Two)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Good-Bye reviews
Shaken by a dream he had, Harry leaves Hogwarts in the middle of the night. As the Savior for the Wizard world vanishes, what will the people think? How will his love ones feel? Will Harry fulfill his destiny? Set during book 6, slight Dumbledore bashing, light Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Freedom From My Cage
Sasuke, second in command to Naruto, was having a semi peaceful day when pirates attacked. Stuck with the task of finding information from the leader of the pirates, he begins to uncover things he never dreamed of. CRACK..ish. AU. Picture is not mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,316 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Love At First Sight reviews
When Paul's hyperactive cousin comes to visit, she sets off a chain reaction that helps everyone find love...except for Bella. Jacob/OC, Leah/Eddieboy, and more. Bella ends alone though, so YAY! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Jacob - Complete
Mine Forever reviews
A girl wandered into Camp Half-Blood, but she isn't mortal or a demigod. No one knows what she is, but with the help of the son of Hades, maybe she will find out.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
I Always Knew
As a princess, there are many requirements you have to follow. However, things change when everyone is brutally assassinated by a a random hyper boy and a fool who loves explosives. Good thing our favorite silver haired ninja's here to save the day. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete