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I am a huge Harry Potter fan and I love most literature.
I also enjoy sport!
Anyone who reads my new story thank you..you are amazing although it is my first one so i hope it will improve with my experience...
Remember to smile
Harry Potter Oath by TwilightXHPotterXPJackson (and edited by Anastasia Grigori) (This version by Rainbowserpent)
I promise to remember Harry, when I do something brave.
And I promise to remember Ron, when a Keeper makes a save.
I promise to remember Hermione, and read stacks and stacks of books,
And I promise to remember Lockhart if I get caught up on my looks.
I promise to remember Draco, when my heart fills with regret
And I promise to remember Ginny, when I'm most powerful and won't forget
I promise to remember Neville, when someone says they're clumsy as a baboon
And I promise to remember Remus, ev'ry time I see the moon. I promise to remember Fred and George, when I see someone telling jokes.
I promise to remember Tonks, each time I knock something over.
And I promise to think of what Charlie would say, if I ever ride in a Land Rover,
I promise to remember Lily, when I see someone full of love and beauty
And I promise to remember Dobby, when a friend does a friendly duty.
I promise to remember Teddy, when I see someone's coloured hair. And I promise to remember Molly, when someone tells me that they care.
I promise to remember Tom Riddle, whenever I am scared, and must pretend
And I promise to remember Hedwig, if someone say they'll be there till the end
I promise to remember Hogwarts, whenever I think of home.
And I promise to remember Garden Gnomes each time a new seed is sown
Yes, I promise to love Harry Potter, wherever I may go. So that all may see my dedication, because what every Potter fan knows Harry Potter isn't just an obsession, it's a way of life-it shows...
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree. LONG LIVE HARRY JAMES POTTER!
Things I am not to do at Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not lock Harry and Draco in a room to see if hot gay sex will occur (no promises)
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak
44) I must not substitute chocolate-flavoured laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
50) I will not attack my fellow classmates
51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area
52) If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!
53) Sirius Black does NOT want a flea collar.
54) I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape.
55) I will not call Professor Flitwick 'Yoda.'
56) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
57) I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them Smurfs.
58) The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife.
59) I can't say, "I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!"
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