Author has written 8 stories for Vocaloid.
Hey! Sup? I'm 'Len'. This is our profile. By 'our', I mean mine, 'Rin's' and 'Neru's'. Okay, in real life, we AREN'T actually those people (obviously). So anyway, um, well, on this profile, I'm gonna write like this.Rin, on the other hand will write like this. And Neru, like this. Get it? Yes, no maybe? Whatever. I would take it you want to know a little about us. We write fanfiction that's generally centered around Vocaloids, but there's some other stuff we might write about. 'Rin' and I are Zelda fans, and 'Neru' and I are major otakus. 'Rin' likes anime too, but, it's more toned down. I get myself. The three of us are Homestuck fans, but 'Rin' and 'Neru' are waaaaay further than me. Sadly. So yeah, read our stories, and if you read the beginning, you'll probably be able to figure out who wrote what. There's also a good chance I've hacked 'Rin' or 'Neru's' stories and wrote something in their steed (hehehehehehe). That's my reward for correcting and posting everything XD Shame I'm lazy, but I get beatings for that. This is all I will say for now. But this profile might get updated relatively often with our bickering. With this, I leave you (for now) to give 'Rin' and 'Neru' the chance to write something here and yell at me (because they always do :'().
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjuMLUrMK4 All you Homestuck people, just had to share this hilariousness with you!
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. 'Leeeeeen'! Rain is BORING. Shut up 'Rin'. Rain is cool...
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Well I sure hope so! Good. I'd be sad if you didn't... Awwwwww! :D
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm not alone!!! You are my world, 'Rinny-chan' X3 And you're little so... XD Meh! LEAVE ME ALONE! IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF I'M SMALL IN EVERY WAY! (That sounds SO wrong...) *Insert creeper smile here*
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. o.O O.o
If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. Well, I kinda hope I'm not you.. XD Since you're my twin, you kind of are. Kind of. But I'm better, so I guess you can't really be me. 'Len', how many times must I repeat myself? WE'RE MIRROR IMAGES! AND HOW DARE YOU SAY YOU'RE BETTER! Because I am. Duh. Unhun, yeah... No.
If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile. Nothing to say on this matter, 'Rinny-chan'? Nope.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. YEAH! 'LEN' ALWAYS DOES THAT! IT'S ANNOYING!!!! Not sure if you're implying that I make that mistake all the time, or I always yell at you for making that mistake...? Eeeeeeeeeeh!?
If daydreaming for you is a world to escape to when troubles arise copy and paste this into your profile. You can't just skip some, 'Rin'. That's lame. Yes, as a matter of fact, I can. meh meh meh meh meh! Lame. I'm gonna go write smut about us now to punish you. *blush* 'L-LEEEEN'!!!!! Don't pretend you don't like it. I-I... *blushing even more* DON'T BE SO GROSS!!!!! I'm not gross! Simply... very skilled. In many ways. *Smirk* DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!!!! But Rin, your reactions are just so... endearing. How can I possibly resist? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!! You little shota boy! I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN WITH MY ROAD ROLLA!!!! *Laughs nervously* Aw, come on Rin. Don't think you think that's a tad... extreme? Nope, I think it's a fine solution to my problems. Maybe if you post my chapter, I'll think about it twice. YOU'RE OVERREACTING!!!! No I'm not! HOLY MOTHER OF G-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *Squish* But the engine wasn't even on... How can you get squished? I was a enactment of my near future. Wow... Now I kinda feel bad... You should. You squished me. Again. I'M SORRRRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!! FORGIVE MEEEEEEE!!!!
If you LOVE to daydream and you can't just help it, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE! Daydreaming about Link, Gakupo AND THE REAL Len. Hehe. 'Rinny-chan', you hurt me when you say things like that. HOW COULD YOU WANT THEM WHEN I'VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE?! Because, in real life, you're a chick, not a guy... Shhh. People aren't supposed to know that. We're role-playing, remember? One hell of a job we're doing... I think 'Neru's' the best at it. XD I'm not entirely sure what that's supposed to mean, but yeah XD
If you have a long profile, mostly of copy and pastes, put this on your profile :D That's your fault. 'Rin', our profile was crap. It's still crap, but it's better than before. And there's only one copy-and-paste-thingies anyway. I wish 'Neru' came into our random converation here. Yeah 'Neru'! Where you at? 'NEEEEERRRRRRRRRUUUUUUU!?' WANNA CRUSH 'LEN' WITH MY ROAD ROLLA!? Hmmmmm, let me think about it... *no hesitation* YES! I can finally get my revenge after enduring your wild fingers for so long! HOW COULD YOU?!? *squishes 'Len' into goo* Mwahahaha! Owww... Help... me... Ha! You wish.
If u love chocolate copy and paste this to ur profile. YOUR jeez, I'm the one correcting now. It'll do you some good. And make my job easier. MEH!
If you love your anime shows and your addicted to it, copy and paste this on your profile. Out of all of these copy-and-pastes, this isn't one I would've expected you to have no thoughts on. Well, Yes, but I donno... So much anime, not enough time... Life is a highway. BECAUSE I LOVE CHEEEEEEESE!!!!
If you totally think HinaxNaru (HinataxNaruto), put those your profile immediately! Agreed. I didn't know you watched Naruto. I used to, in french, remember? French? Ew. No offense to Frenchies... You basically insulted me, 'Neru' and yourself, dumbass! *Looks up and gives Len a death glare, then looks back down to cellphone screen* What? I'm a busy girl, I don't have more time to waste on Len. Why do you think I haven't posted anything yet? Humph. I don't consider myself a Frenchie. I grew up in English, so... Plus, French anime sucks. DON'T LIE 'NERU', I KNOW YOU AGREE! Imma just roll my eyes now. Fine then. Be FAT way. OOOOOOH! BURN! Okay, no, that was mean. I feel bad now. I'm one of the farthest thing from being FAT. I think I know that. You're tiny. Really, REALLY tiny. Okay, just becuase I'm petite and thin DOESN'T mean I'm "tiny". As a general rule, no. But you are tiny. In MY dictionary, "Tiny" is as small as a mouse. Your dictionary's f*cked up. It's not!!!! It's perfecly normal, in the exagerated section. How did you make two mistakes in one sentence? F*CK!!!!!!! WHERE!? Oh! The T in perfectly... Ummmmmm... TWO "G"S IN EXAGGERATED!!!! HAHA!!!! *Taps head* Very good! Now remember that next time. :3 Are you proud of me? Yes. :3 Yay! That makes 'Rinny-Chan' happy! Cool. Well you sound thrilled.
If you listen to Vocaloid, Utauloid, Voyakiloid, and that, put this on your profile! That's the practically the ONLY thing you listen to. Duh. I listen to what's best. And I don't know about you, but the first 'the' seems out of place. No it's not! Yes it is. MEEEEEEEEHHH!!!
If you love the world and always compliment it and talk about about it to people even though they give you weird looks, and you don't care, copy and paste on your profile!! Yay world!!!!! You sound like a stupid supermodel. "World piece! *Stupid giggle*" ...No comment... *Smirk* I'm sorry Rinny, but I have to agree with Len on that one... Why am I even still wasting my time on this stupid profile anyways?! I'm outta here! It's your profile too... You write just like the rest of us, so it's not a waste of time. YOUR SO MEAN 'NERU-CHAN'!!!! Now that I look at your sentence 'Len' it's "You are". Therefore, you little Grammar Nazi, it's "you're so mean 'Neru-Chan exclamation point'". HA! There. Why can't you just do that when you WRITE? Because, as far as I can tell, you should be able to not make that mistake. Yet you do. Are you... are you doing it on purpose? *Narrows eyes* Meh, Microsoft doesn't point it out to me, so I guess I just don't see it until a while... Doesn't Microsoft have a good auto-correct? Because mine did, and then the one on OpenOffice sucked, which was kind of a pain in the ass. By the way 'because' doesn't take a capital aaaaaaand, Microsoft isn'r perfect y'a know, and yes, OpenOffice isn't... The best thing to work with... I'm not sure what happened, but I'm positive I put a interrogation point, so 'because' does take a capital. It's fine, I fixed it. Microsoft has a very good auto-correct, though sometimes it had a hard time understand some of my sentences, which was really annoying. OpenOffice is shit. Good thing I'm not. X3 *rolls eyes* Whatever. Oh? I was under the impression you thought I was good. *Creeper smile* No, I never said that. I just think you're an incredibly annoying Grammar Nazi. Not sure if you missed the innuendo, or just decided to ignore it. Ignore it, duuuuuuuuuuuuh! Jeez 'Len' I can read. NUH! Don't ignore me... *Grows mushrooms in the corner* Eh? Well that's a great hobby. * Slow sarcastic clap*
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. Happens to everyone. Especially to you-know-who. If you don't know who you-know-who is, then you don't know you-know-who very well... Wait... Whaaaaaaaaaaaa? You? Me, 'Neru'? EVERYONE!? Really? She's Spanish, her name starts with 'F'. She's super derpy. See where I'm going? Dude, she's not in this... Didn't we say she was Meiko anyway? Sniper is Meiko? (Dudes, I know I said before I wasn't wasting my time anymore, but... *couldn't come up with a good excuse so left 4 dots*) Does it matter if she's not here? We still know her. And yes, we decided Sniper is Meiko. But then again, her favorite Vocaloid is Luka... It was her decision, not ours, so don't argue. It was more or less mine... And I will argue, you know me! Yeah, but she didn't have to listen to you. Anyway, what are your thoughts on pigeons? ...They're stupid. And poop on people's heads. Well then. That was rather... pessimistic. 1. A tendency to stress the negative or unfavorable or to take the gloomiest possible view: "We have seen too much defeatism, too much pessimism, too much of a negative approach" (Margo Jones). 2. The doctrine or belief that this is the worst of all possible worlds and that all things ultimately tend toward evil. 3. The doctrine or belief that the evil in the world outweighs the good. Huh, Interesting stuff you find online. Can't believe you searched up the definition... Well, at least my little Rinny-chan is expanding her vocabulary. X3 You, on the other hand, should expand your vocabulairy in FRENCH. But yes, I do search up words when I don't know what they mean, and write them down. *grins with pride* Vocabulary. Check your spelling. *eye twitch*What the hell did I do now? You know by doing so you're only: 1 annoying me. 2.Make me want to punch you. 3. You know what. I have no idea what the first sentence is supposed to say. And I'm not sure what exactly the third one is. Why don't you... say it out loud? Hum? *Smirks* Sorry, fixed the first sentence. Third one: ROAD ROLLA!!!! Well damn. I was thinking of something SO much better... Wasn't it obvious? HELLLLLLLLLLLO!!!! ROLE-PLAYING! Yes, which is exactly why I looked in THAT direction. Because, well, you know. *Smirk* You only see the real Len Kagamine as a playboy do you? *sigh* I'm not just a playboy. I can be a gentleman when I want too. *Crosses arms and pouts* Well you'll be pouting for a while, 'cause I'm not making it up for you!
If you are addicted to chocolate, cheese, and/or a TV show of any kind, copy and paste this to your profile. Cheese is the answer to everything. Life is a highway because I love cheese. That too.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. I agree with that. Of course you do.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile Yeppers. No shit. Why else would you be here? Hey, I'm the one who got us here in the first place! I'm well aware of that. Thus the reason I said what I said. *ahem* May I remind you guys I was here wayyyyyyy before all of you! Yes, but I'M the one who suggested that we write fanfic. It doesn't matter either way. What matters is we're here now. I guess you're right 'Lenny-kun' I'm always write and you forgot a period at the end of your sentence. Too bad. I was lazy. Can't admit your mistakes can you? Well, that's fine. I suppose you've done a lot worse in the past. ...MEH! STOP IT YOU GRAMAR NAZI!!!! *Smug smile* *Sticks out tongue* *Bites tongue* M-my tongue!? W-what?! I dare you to stick your tongue out at me again. Come one, what are you waiting for? *Challenging eyebrow raise* 'Come one'? Why would I want you to bite my tongue? It's BLEEDING!!!! *dies* *Gives mouth to mouth* That's why. *'Rin' is currently DEAD.* Does this make me a necrophiliac? God no. That's just weird... *seaches definition* EWWWWWWW!!!!!! 'LEN' THAT'S JUST GROSS!!!! HOW CAN YOU BE ATTRACTED TO DEAD BODIES!? Because you're dead. Although that's one dead body in particular. Whatever the case is, that's why I said 'no' afterwards. Because it's gross. Ew, you sound like Romeo, saying to Juliet that, even if she's dead, she still looks nice... You know what? I really want to read Macbeth, sounds awesome! No idea what that is. And I'm not actually a necrophiliac, and neither is Romeo, actually. Plus, don't you know our story ends differently? You didn't want Romeo and Juliet, you wanted to be Cinderella. Macbeth is one of Shakespeare's play (obviously). And yes, Cinderella has a much better ending!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. All the time. I know. I can hear you.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. o.O It's actually very possible, dear sister. Mirror image. Obsessed with twincest, remember? I'll always see you as my twin. It's so much better. *Insert creeper smile here once more* *sigh* I don't argue with myself, what are you saying... Neru, just agree with them and let it go... but I don't wanna! Too bad just do it bitch! No STFU! No you shut up! Fiiiiiiine O.o I think you need a doctor. That's a song. By Eminem and some other dude who's name I forget and some weird chick. Parody of it is "I need a toothbrush". HA! Really? I never heard it. Is it by the Key of Awesome? No, some guy on youtube called 'thecomputernerd01' he's pretty good at making parodies... But he can't really sing... Ah. Shame. But no one beats the Key of Awesome. I ended up on a parody of "Fireworks" from them... Let's just say it was when my mind was still 'innocent' and er, yeah, creepy perverted stuff. That one was funny! I'm glad I ruined your innocence for you XD IT WAS CREEPY AND STILL IS!!! *Hides in corner and sobs* Aw, don't cry Rinny-chan. Will it make you feel better if I rape you? It's not rape if you have my consent. ;) True enough.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. Everyday. I know that too. It makes good blackmail material. Yes, you and your blackmails... SO EVIL!!!! You're the evil one, DAUGHTER OF EVIL. I'm merely a servant wrapped helplessly around your finger. Yeah yeah, go get me some tea now! Today's snack is brioche. *smiles and laughs innocently* Oh my queen you have me as your loyal servant alone... We should really start that thing I talked to you about at some point. Cosplay, or sing? Both. XD Agreed 'Lenny-kun'! How could you disagree? X3
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. STALKERS! EVERYWHERE!!! In your case, that would be just me.
If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. 'Len', what's the point of this? There is none. The point is that there is no point. Ah.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. Yep. I don't know what to reply, but I don't feel like leaving anything blank, so I'll just write this.
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Well, it is unfair. Yes, I know. I'm so much better than real people. Oh 'Len', *facepalm combo x2* XD I see what you did there :) Homestuck much?
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. ...Errrr... I guess... Liar. You don't know how to be anti-social. Not true, although I AM a lot more social than you. WHAT?!? NO WAY! I like... people. *akward laugh, no one's anti-social here, what are you saying? Nice sarcasm 'Neru'. You spelled 'awkward' wrong. Actually, you guys have spelled lots of things wrong, and it's really bothering me... Too bad, correct us. Since you only do that. (...I'M SORRY! THAT SOUNDED SO BITCHY!!!!!) Not really. I didn't really get it... ...I was just saying that you only correct us. Huh. I wish you'd use another word than that. I didn't know what to say. And that was literally what went through my head. Damn.
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile! Only you do 'Len', wasting your precious time.. TO POST MY CHAPTERS! ROAD ROLLER TIME!!!! HEY! W-WAIT!!! I DIDN'T ACTUALLY READ THEM ALL!!!!! WAIT!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! Mwahahahaha! :3 *Smoosh* God... dammit... 'Rin'... 'Neru'... Save me... Busy, remember? YEAH RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT ME IN REAL LIFE, HUH!? Don't complain. It's your decision. You could be like me. Well, actually you probably couldn't. No, I need to be busy, or I'll get bored. Nah. So long as anime exists, life is never boring. *facepalm* what will happen when you're 30 years old? You'll live in your man cave? Exactly. And I'm perfectly content like that. NO NO NO! 'NERU' HELP ME OUT HERE!
If you love ice cream, copy this and paste this into your profile HIHIHIHIHI, like Kaito...Yes 'Neru', you like Kaito. I have no idea what that's supposed to mean. Did I miss some kind of inside joke? Eh, not really... But this reminds me of your sexy Kaito-Len pillow we got you!!!! ;) *Blush* R-RIN!!! D-DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!!! I will say whatever I want!
BY THE WAY! We apologize if 'Len' takes his dear time correcting our fanfics. 'Neru' and I ('Rin') wish he wasn't lazy, but hey, it's okay! It's not like we had a dead-line, riiiiiiight? I have KaitoxLen smut to read. I mean, uh, no I don't. I totally don't read smut about me and Kaito. It's all about you, 'Rinny-chan'. *facepalm combo x4* 'Len', you're SO weird... You love me. That too. Trust me. I'm well aware of just HOW much you love me. *Smirk* WILL YOU SHUT UP!?!? Hehehehhehehehe. I'm sorry. It's just so hard to resist. X3 Remember all those bananas? Well, you're not allowed to have ANY. (Actually, anykind. GET IT YOU LITTLE PERV!?) WHAT?!? NO!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!! I NEED MY DAILY DOSE OF KAITO!!!! I mean, bananas. I need my daily dose of bananas. He... hehe... he... Dumbass, 'Neru' and I know you love Kaito! Don't hide it you little cutie shota boy! I-I DO NOT!!!! *Blushes* AND I'M NOT A SHOTA!!! Unhun, yes you are. But then again, I thought you loved me... OH WELL, HEY NERU, WANNA GET INTO YURI!? DON'T DO IT NERU! IT'S- *Nosebleed* Uh, I gotta go Rinny-chan... Kaito- I mean, NOT Kaito, is here and... um... he- she- it... is... um... indecent and very... holy shit. BYE!!! *Jumps Kaito* Byebye!!!!! Wait, did you see him naked!? O.o ARE YOU GOING TO SCREW HIM!? YOU'RE WAY TO YOUNG!!! COME BACK HERE MISTER!!!!!!! NO! THAT'S TOTALLY NOT IT!!! I'M... GOING TO SLEEP! YEAH! KAITO'S DEFINITELY NOT NAKED AND DEFINITELY NOT HERE!!! HEHE... he... hehehe... FREE YAOI!!!! I'M IN!!!!!! WHAT?!? NO!!!!! YOU CAN'T INTRUDE ON ME AND KAITO!!!!!! WAI-WAIT!!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!! GAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! *peeks through door* I see Kaito!!! NO! KAITO'S MINE!!! STAY AWAY!!! ONLY I GET TO SEE HIM NAKED!!!!! *Covers Kaito with blanket and jumps on him* MINE!!!!! *Sad smile* I was just checking, guess you don't love me... Stupid playboy... B-but... This is Kaito... I love Kaito... *Eyes tear up* And now shota boy... You're still my one and only lovable twin?