So. . .Yeah, Basically, this is my profile. xD. ANYWAY, I'm kind of bored so here's some info about me. . .STALKERS!!
Nickname: xXx ((Triple-X)) and/or Vampy *Cool Face*
Age: 15 and a half
Errrr. . .Rank in school?: Geek. . . T_T
You know you live in 2013 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a Twitter or FaceBook
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
Mwhahaha! Yous fell for it xD!
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy, I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow! It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile
WHAT EVER YOU DO DON'T READ THIS!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!:
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. "they hurt her"
DONT READ THIS EITHER!!! BEWARE!!!:
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile... =D
If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like copying and pasting stuff on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think homework is a waste of paper, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D :P
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Faery of Night, Ikuto-Lover18, AmuletFortune98, xXxVampire-HimexXx,
You know you're obsessed with Shugo Chara! if:
1.) When you see a girl with pink hair you automatically think 'Amu!'
2.) When one of the characters in you tries to take over and you yell out Character Change! and change into that character.
3.) You've picked up random Romaji and try to use it everyday.
4.) You can hear the characters conversations in your mind.
5.) You've talked about it so much you're friends don't want to hear about it.
6.) You wish Ikuto were real (I especially wish for this one to be true)
7) You've read tons of Shugo Chara! fanfics.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.
If fanfiction is to you what facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
Copy and paste this on your page if you are attracted to anime/manga characters!
If you had a dream where you could fly, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you love magic, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe there might be life on another planet, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your a crazy anime lover, copy and paste this on your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yup, I've done this about 100,000,000 times)
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.
If you're a fan of AMUTO, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're a fan of Fruits Basket, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're a fan of KYORU, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever said something really stupid, copy and paste this on your profile.
Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment
I love music! Copy and paste this on your profile if you love music too!
Tsukiyomi Ikuto is HOT. Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree!
Copy and paste this on your profile if you think that you should love someone for love
If you agree that Tadase is TADAGAY, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have or have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile
One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLET in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
If you've ever asked a question with a very obvious answer, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love creative writing, copy and paste this on your profile. If you're crazy and proud, copy and paste this onto your profile
DON'T FREAKING READ THIS!!! I Always knew Myspace was Evil!)
there were 3 girls
They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said anything
she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost this on your profile or you are going to die.
CONGRATULATIONS ON READING A LONG, SORTA DEPRESSING, AND BORING PROFILE!
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