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Joined 08-23-12, id: 4217313, Profile Updated: 06-04-15
Author has written 13 stories for Hellsing, Disgaea, Naruto, Bleach, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま!, Harry Potter, Touhou Project, Kill la Kill/ キルラキル, Twilight, Baki the Grappler/グラップラー刃牙, and Magician's Academy/まかでみWAっしょい!.

Most of what I write is parody and crack for some amusement.

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What Happens in Vegas by Silently Watches reviews
…doesn't necessarily STAY there. When two groups travel to Sin City in an attempt to recover from recent events, no one could have predicted the consequences. Bloody Brandy's Vegas Vacation challenge, fem!Harry/Raven, femslash, NOT Tonks/Lupin
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,431 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Harry P., Raven] N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14492 - Favs: 20,040 - Follows: 19,632 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 3,825 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Consequence of Misunderstandings by Silently Watches reviews
Sequel to "Coincidence and Misunderstandings". The last time Raven saw the Titans, her relationship with them ended… badly. Five years later, she is ordered to Jump yet again. Will peace and diplomacy prevail once her former team catches wind of her return? Not a chance in hell.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,531 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Raven, Jinx] Cyborg - Complete
Moving On is the Hardest Part by Crashlol reviews
It's back up! Thanks for your patience everyone! Post-finale: Ryuko and Satsuki explore their feelings for each other and learn to deal with the aftermath of their abuse by their mother. Trigger warning for rape and sexual abuse. Also contains foul language and spoilers. I do not own Kill la Kill or any of the characters.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,878 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Satsuki K., Ryuko M.]
Learning To Feel by Midnight Ficcer reviews
Satsuki wonders if she'll ever be comfortable with intimacy after all she's been through. Meanwhile, a certain no-star is determined to show her that not all intimacy has to be bad. Rated M for sexuality in later chapters. TW for mentions of abuse.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,931 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Satsuki K., Mako M., Ryuko M.] - Complete
Worst Laid Plans by chimeras reviews
Satsuki needs a ride home. Her four friends help her out. Everything goes as bad as it possibly can for almost everyone.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/20/2014 - I. Gamagoori, U. Sanageyama, H. Inumuta, N. Jakuzure - Complete
The Morning After by angel0wonder reviews
Ryuko and Satsuki wake up dreadfully hungover, naked, and in bed together. Is it really what it looks like? Ryuko x Satsuki
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,647 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Ryuko M., Satsuki K. - Complete
Clean Up on Aisle 31 by Unease reviews
Supermarket!AU Ryuko/Satsuki. Ryuko is an ordinary worker; Satsuki is her manager.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Ryuko M., Satsuki K.] - Complete
Harry Potter & the Halfblood Auror by cb-hp-writer reviews
In his quest to stop Malfoy in his sixth year, Harry turns to an old friend for help. Along the way he finds new allies, a Horcrux, & someone to stand by his side. Alternate view of HBP. Rating for language & violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 259,240 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 2,477 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7081 - Favs: 10,075 - Follows: 7,171 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Last Straw - Oneshot by AlbusPHolmes reviews
A chance encounter leads Dumbledore to finally make the decision to confront his demons. Or more specifically the one demon who started it all - Gellert Grindelwald. No slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Albus D. - Complete
Coincidence and Misunderstandings by Silently Watches reviews
The Azarathian coming of age is only a few short months away for Raven, and she is struggling with some ugly truths about herself. Can a bubblegum haired thief set her straight, or just confuse her even more? Raven/Jinx, AU
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,137 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - [Raven, Jinx] - Complete
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Don't Look by gabriel blessing reviews
'No no no no no no'. 'Can't run'. 'Always watches, no eyes'. 'Leave me alone'. 'Don't look... or it takes you'. 'Help me.' Shinji already knew all that. He knew it all too well. But there was never anyone there to help. Misato intends to change that. If she can.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,016 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Misato K., Shinji I. - Complete
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
Tough Love by Racke reviews
What if Eva gave up on the Thousand Master? She gets stuck with raising Negi, of course.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,415 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Evangeline A.K. M., Negi S. - Complete
Lord Voldemort Forbids you to Take a Pee by Writer of Written Works reviews
Draco is terrified of the punishment Voldemort is sure to inflict upon him when he finds out he failed to kill Dumbledore. But, as it turns out, Voldemort still has some humanity in him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 504 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Rebel and The Chosen by cb-hp-writer reviews
When Tonks & Harry meet, they quickly become friends. When tragedy brings them together again, it develops into more. Age, school, & war are only some of the obstacles in their way. Mix of canon & A/U. Rating mostly for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 179,807 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - N. Tonks, Harry P. - Complete
Bloodless by Racke reviews
Having returned to Mahora, with a few additions to the class, Sayo finds herself enjoying the peace and quiet.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sayo A., Tsukuyomi - Complete
Fulfilling a Promise by Racke reviews
Negi returns to Mahora from his travels after several years. Negi x Evangeline
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Negi S., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3733 - Favs: 7,388 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 5,391 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 3,946 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
A Cup Of Sugar by Krahae reviews
New names. New place. Same young women. Years as a criminal operative or as someone fighting them means nothing during midterms. Raven, Jinx and maybe a few others tackle the newest and strangest challenge yet: college. Slash/AU/DCU/M0ffins.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,894 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Jinx, Raven - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 263 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 279 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5632 - Favs: 11,507 - Follows: 3,600 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Same Time Next Year? by Krahae reviews
Christmas in Jump City is never dull, as Raven and Jinx would attest. Neither of them wished for what Santa brought this year, but the two may get more from the holidays than they planned. Malls, monsters and photo booths are just the start. slash.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,062 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Jinx, Raven - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 198 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2571 - Favs: 7,045 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
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Brawler and princess reviews
Ryuuko never backs down from a fight, but coming back bloody and bruised is not something her girlfriend likes.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Ryuko M., Nui H.] - Complete
Farewell reviews
Hogwarts' nurse Poppy Pomfrey and gruff auror Alastor "Mad Eye" Moody were closer than most people knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Alastor M., Poppy P.] Harry P. - Complete
Kiryuuin family goes to a host club reviews
Good AU Ragyo decides to take her three daughters to the place she loves the most, a host club. Booze, ladies and vomit follow.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Ryuko M., N. Jakuzure] [Satsuki K., Mako M.] - Complete
Masturbation Master Mankanshoku Mako reviews
Ryuuko feels irritated with her life and wants to ease some stress. She's literally caught hand in her pants by Mako who wants to help Ryuuko out.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Mako M., Ryuko M.]
Body of a Kiryuuin reviews
Alternative universe of Kill la Kill. Ryuuko x Satsuki yuri, good Ragyo, occasional trollish Nui, trying-to-survive-in-madness Hououmaru.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Ryuko M., Satsuki K., Nui H. - Complete
The prelude to the bloodshed reviews
The truth behind Uchiha clan's rebellion was mix of flowers and certain blond ninja wannabe.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Naruto U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Infinity reviews
Fujiwara no Mokou finds out that she has an unexpected admirer. Yuri.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Yukari Y., F. n. Mokou - Complete
Meetings with Hapsiel reviews
Hard gay bisexual angel Hapisel from "Macademi Wasshoi" enters the world of Harry Potter. Dark Order finds out that Lord Voldemort isn't the toughest dude in the block...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magician's Academy/まかでみWAっしょい! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Bellatrix L., Hapxier - Complete
Evangeline's prisoner
Evangeline A. K. McDowell feels frustrated for being forced to guard Tsukuyomi.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Evangeline A.K. M., Chachamaru K., Tsukuyomi - Complete
Yukari trolls Aizen reviews
Aizen Sousuke is certain of his victory. Unfortunately for him, Yakumo Yukari felt bored. Crossover and complete crack.
Crossover - Bleach & Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2013 - G.S. Yamamoto, S. Aizen, Yukari Y. - Complete
Strolling around reviews
Yakumo Yukari is strolling around Narutoverse. People get trolled for her amusement. Crossover and complete crack.
Crossover - Naruto & Touhou Project - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Yuka K., Yukari Y. - Complete
Prinny's path to strength
Hanma Yujiro meets someone who wants to become stronger. Crossover and complete crack.
Crossover - Disgaea & Baki the Grappler/グラップラー刃牙 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Prinny - Complete
Meeting in a bar reviews
A bar for vampires and vampire hunters, a place where temporary peace exists. Until another customer enters. Crossover and complete crack. Not to be taken seriously. Unless you want.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Alexander, Alucard, Edward - Complete