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Author has written 3 stories for Sweeney Todd, and Les Misérables.

'Ello there, guv'nor!

I am quite the huge- wait, sorry, that's wrong- a verrrry huge overly obsessive completely dedicated Helena Bonham Carter fan.







Ok, ok I totally stole this from someone's profile on fanfiction.net while reading Sweenett stuff because I'm too lazy to write my own and I agree with all of them anyways XD
You know you're Sweeney Todd Obssessed When:

Not only do you own the DVD and the soundtrack - you know the lyrics off by heart. (I actually own 2 DVDs of it, but that's a case of stupidity, not obsession )

You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen. (Not completely true- I re enact it anywhere and EVERYWHERE all the time.)

You suddenly start singing "A Little Priest" while chopping the vegetables for dinner. (suddenly the guests dont want to eat anymore. Why? Haven't the slightest.)

You think they should play "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd" at your cousin's wedding, instead of "Here Comes the Bride" (Oh! Oh, and my wedding too!)

You choke up whenever you read/hear/are introduced to someone named either: Sweeney/Benjamin/Lucy/Nellie/Lovett/Barker/Turpin/Toby/Todd
(there's someone in a yearbook I own with the last name Turpin O.O)

You like to do the following past-times:

Sipping coffee


Blowing out your candle while combing out your hair



Weather-watching (don't forget breathing lightly and sitting at the window!)

Whenever you get into a discussion about movies with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at you like this O_O. (the usual argument is something like "What is Sweeney Todd?" the argument then ends with me explaining, my friends being convinced I'm clinically insane, a classic face palm from me, and then me walking away because I am FOREVER ALONE.)

You can't walk past a barber shop anymore without thinking of Sweeney Todd. (EVERY. TIME.)

You can't think of PIES, FLOUR or ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett. (What can I say? Also every time.)

When you're in the supermarket, you deliberately go searching in the frozen food section for meat pies. The little ones, mind. (This is one of the truest statements here. I even got one just because )

Everytime you walk down to the sea, you start to hum/think of By the Sea. (YEEESSS. Started singing it and people are just like "what r u doing?". I dream of the day where somebody actually catches on.)

Whenever a problem comes up or you get into a fight with someone, you immediately think: what would Helena/Mrs Lovett do? (bwahaha. Send 'em up ta Mr. T, of course!)

You've tried doing your hair Mrs Lovett's style-messy...and worn it outside. (I've actually done this many many times. I get... Looks. Decidedly not of admiration.)

You want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters. Well, if it's good enough for Helena, you think! (I worship this lady. Seriously. Helenist, here!)

You've cosplayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd. (actually I plan to...)

You've not only bought/made the following articles Helena wears in the movie: her black lace gloves, ribboned boots, black corset,

red and white by the sea bustle dress... (I swear if I find any of these they will be mine and I WILL wear them in public. If she does it, so will I!)

Give yourself a gold star if you wear the said articles OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? Or just plain nutty... (Like the latter... If she does it, I do it. Her word is law.)

You catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos. Now, where's that flamin' Mr T gone to? (See? What'd I say, dear? I 'ave a bit of a problem, not mucha one, just a li'l bit.)


Raise the flag of freedom high. Uh huh.


If you think Helena Bonham Carter is sooooooo omg theres no doubt bout it AWESOME!, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you are a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile!

If you have ever tried or have succeeded in doing your hair like Mrs. Lovett and went out in public, copy and past this into your profile

If you would do anything to meet Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton copy this onto your profile

If you LOVE Tim Burton's style of movies, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if Bellatrix Lestrange is a better character than Dumbledore.

Copy and paste this to your profile if every time Judge Turpin says, "Mr. Todd" you think he'll say "Mr. Potter".

Copy and paste this to your profile if you think evil deserves to win sometimes; it works as hard as anyone else.

If you think that psycho, emo, murderous barbers are 100 times better than sparkly vampires, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug (or you'd just like to hug him), copy and paste this onto your profile.

You know you're obsessed with Tim Burton/Johnny Depp/Helena Bonham Carter when/if...

...your history teacher is talking about the sugar plantations in the Spanish colonies, mentions rum, and you raise your hand and say, "Why is the rum gone?"

...you've become a Burton missionary, passing around your copy of his book The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories to friends.

...you wish Colleen Atwood could be your personal clothing designer.

...you made up your own word to describe the London of Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd: Burtonian London.

...you go as a Johnny/Helena character for Halloween: I was Johnny Depp last year and gonna be Mrs, Lovett this year.

...you stare at yourself in the mirror and forlornly sigh, "If only I looked like Helena..."

...meeting the above people is on your bucket list.

...you got uber-excited when you found out about Alice in Wonderland.

...you have a 3-foot tall Sweeney Todd poster on the back of your bedroom door.

...whenever you cook, you listen to Sweeney Todd via your iPod and sing along.

...they appear in your dreams nightly/weekly.

...if your parents/all close family die suddenly, you want to move to England to have Tim and Helena legally adopt you.

...Heck, you just want to go to England to meet them and then cross the Channel to France to drop in on Johnny.

...you want to try on Helena's Mrs. Lovett dress, Johnny's Jack Sparrow coat/Sweeney Todd barbering jacket.

...you became obsessed with the musical Sweeney Todd after the movie came out.

...for you, going to the Tim Burton exhibit at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art in California is pretty much a holy pilgrimage.

...you never read People magazine but bought the issue about Johnny Depp being the sexiest man alive.

...your limited drawing skills frustrate you to no end, for you just CAN'T draw a decent picture of Johnny or Helena, even after much agonizing and studying pictures of them.

...you make lists like this just to find out how many ways you're obsessed with these people. Heh... shifty eyes

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Condemned by PuddinFreakyStyle reviews
Who was Bane before the mask? Condemned to life in the Pit, a young journalist finds refuge with a man born in the darkness. Faced with the brutal realities of life in the worst hell on Earth, each day becomes a battle for the pair as Bane fights to ascend the prison's ranks, endangering the lives of those he cares about in the process, and taking the first steps down a dark path.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,398 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Bane, OC] Miranda T./Talia al Ghul, Barsad
Rescued from the Flames by OverTheLuna reviews
What would have happened if Toby saved Mrs. Lovett from being thrown into the oven and they ran away, only to be caught by the very person they ran to escape? Nellie and Sweeney are alive.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,810 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Eleanor L., Tobias R. - Complete
Mr Todd, Do you Believe in Ghosts? by obsessivelyfanaticgw09 reviews
Mr. Todd thought that death was the end of the cycle. That bloodshed ended all worries of pain…and all hopes of love. But things are happening that are beginning to make him think otherwise. And now the cycle of revenge might never end.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,480 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Death Is For The Alive by Defying.Expectations reviews
Attend the afterlives of Sweeney Todd and Nellie Lovett. Toddvett/Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,072 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Eleanor L., Tobias R., Sweeney T., Judge Turpin - Complete
Lukabeth One Shots by lukabeth reviews
I noticed a lack of Lukabeth stories, so this is a collection of one shots for my otp ranging from when they were running away and what-could-have-beens if Luke hadn't died. Updating whenever I have time.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Annabeth C., Luke C.
Cracked by AngeliqueBouchard1972 reviews
What happened after the movie Dark Shadows ended? Did Angelique really die? And what would happen if she was still alive? Disclaimer: I do not own Dark Shadows. Rated T, Genre: Suspense, Drama, Supernatural and possibly romance. Please Review! I would love to know what you thought/ reccomendations.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,670 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Barnabas C., Angelique B. - Complete
Lies to a Lover by Bellatrix Nellie Le-Lovett reviews
When Julia spins a web of lies to save her life, it could lead to a happily ever after with Barnabas Collins, or it could end in disaster...
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,229 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Complete
Sweeney Todd Characters Q&A by obsessivelyfanaticgw09 reviews
I've somehow gathered all of the Sweeney Todd characters somewhat peacefully in the same room. Yes! Q&A time! Hurry before they start to kill each other! Submit your own questions for later chapters!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011
I Was In Love by Helen Young reviews
What if Johanna had never been taken by Judge Turpin? What if she had been raised by Mrs. Lovett until years later her father returned and their normal life was changed completely? Told mostly from Mrs. Lovett's POV. Please review. Love!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Tobias Ragg-Lovett by HeatherLovett reviews
Tobias escapes from the basement, only scarred but mentally from the death of his 'mother' Nellie Lovett. A murderer in his own mind, he begins to lose sight of himself. He thinks love would escape even the innocent child he believes he used to be. But can his love he only ever felt for Mrs Lovett be replaced?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Tobias R.
There's No Secrets This Year by Miss Atropine reviews
Burdens littered Mrs Lovett's mind, and she felt like she had no one left to turn to. One thought leads to another… and she goes to the barber. He's her last chance of empathy… and she reveals all. After all, she'd promised… there'd be no secrets this year. Rated T for subject matter. A blossoming Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,624 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - [Eleanor L., Sweeney T.] - Complete
A Fleet Street Christmas by Nevermore - FightingDollDame reviews
My first story on the site. Nellie Lovett decides that it is time to bring the festive season to 186 Fleet Street again. Will the holiday cheer bring Sweeney Todd to feel the Christmas joy, or will he forever remain the cold hearted barber that we know so well? Read on to find out, I hope that you enjoy it one and all. Some possible Toddett moments of kindness.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Time To Start My New Life by Narcissaist reviews
Lucy dies from the posion. Sweeney gets his revenge. Mrs. Lovett gets her sea side house. And does Toby get his family?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,285 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
We All Say Goodbye by BeYourselfNobodyElseCan reviews
Sometimes love means to let go... Julia loves Barnabas but his heart belongs to Josette, could this change? a heart who doesn't beats anymore could be able to forget, forgive and move on? will love get through all to give someone who once lost it all a second change to live happily ever after? R&R! BARNALIA
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,256 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Julia H., Barnabas C.
The Jondrette Girl by MissFiyerabaMeponineWholock reviews
Longish one shot. What if Éponine survived and Marius realised he loved her? Éponine/Marius
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2012 - [Eponine, Marius Pontmercy] - Complete
Eponine's Henri by Illa Darling reviews
In which Eponine chances upon a young boy named Henri, who assumes a special place in her heart. Many are familiar with the tale of Les Mis. But few know of the little boy who made a big difference in Eponine's poor, miserable life. Rated T, just to be safe.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Toby by DragonFlow3r reviews
Louis Poe, always dreamed of happy endings. An orphan for three years now, he has been searching the streets for a new home. But by meeting the famous Adolfo Pirelli has he only begun the worse part of his story? He's beginning to forget his own name. And will Louis ever get his own happy ending? T for swearing and other stuff.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Tobias R.
Standing Alone Together by battyderp reviews
They have nothing. They've lost everything. They are hated by everyone. But still they stand together. Forever.
Les Misérables - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Thenardier, Madame Thenardier - Complete
I'll Be There by Defying.Expectations reviews
"Coughing, I pinch the bridge of my nose as a headache attacks the tender space behind my eyes. Another batch of burned pies; I can do nothing right." Toby burns some pies and tells Mrs. Lovett what he thinks of Mr. Todd. Rated T to be safe.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Tobias R., Eleanor L. - Complete
A Razor and a Bottle of Gin by NellieTodd reviews
After Toby has found out about the pies and is sworn to secrecy, he fears Sweeney more than ever. Then Mrs Lovett recieves word that her Aunt Nettie is sick & she must go out of town to care for her. Can Toby survive two weeks alone with the demon barber?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,056 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Sweeney T., Tobias R. - Complete
Toby's Last Thoughts by NelliethePieAngel reviews
Toby loved his mom. In my eyes, when he saw her get killed by the fire, even though he was mad at her choice to murder people, he still wanted to miss her. These, are his thoughts as he saw her burning.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Tobias R., Eleanor L. - Complete
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Where's That New World reviews
a meeting between siblings. short li'l oneshot. xxx
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Gavroche, Eponine
At the End of the Day reviews
The demon barber is teaching the demon baker how to shave- and both, in a way, are getting exactly what they want. Toby wants to make things come full circle before it's too late. Eventual Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,884 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
A Flare Among the Gloom reviews
Sweeney has to investigate when Mrs Lovett is playing with... Fire? Weird little One-shot that popped into my head.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete