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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

hello! this is vrd.

likes- skating

dancing

sports

reading

music

internet

percy jackson!!!!

dislikes- home food

meanies

geeks

favourite books- percy jackson

harry potter

kane chornicles

inheritence cycle

adventure series

favourite music- 18 till i die

everytime i touch

i wanna *%$ you

YMCA

all for love

get the party started

dont turn of the lights

walk like an egyptian

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies .

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a rdachma in your pocket.

Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You give all your siblings god parents.

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you wierd,you announce that your a demigod.

you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

you curse out the gods when something bad happens.

you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true.

you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.

you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.

you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days.

you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

everytime a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon

everytime somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades.

you talk about them nonstop.

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? x)

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE

1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink?
2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting?
3. Since when does Yancy have a pool?
4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned.
5. Why's Grover black? (no racism)
6. Why's it high school?
7. Where's Nancy Bobofit?
8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher?
9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher?
10. Don't they start the book at the field trip?
11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that?
12. When is Grover such a perv?
13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid?
14. Why does he have crutches?
15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it.
16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide.
17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap
18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust.
19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back.
20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr.
21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam.
22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover.
23. What happened to the Fates?
24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day?
25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet
26. When the heck did Percy turn 17?
27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*)
28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"?
29. What about Montauk?
30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk?
31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk.
32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt.
33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover?
34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out?
35. Why does Percy still have Riptide?
36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree.
37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp?
38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around?
39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out?
40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him?
41. What happened to Argus?
42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him?
43. What about nectar and ambrosia?
44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there.
45. What about Dionysus?
46. The Minotaur horn?
47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover.
48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp?
49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged?
50. Why's everyone older than they really should be?
51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins?
52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon?
53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin.
54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth.
55. What happened to Clarisse?
56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"?
57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner?
58. The sacrifices?
59. Magic goblets?
60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team.
61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids?
62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap?
63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth?
64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting?
65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites?
66. His pan pipes?
67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner?
68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy?
69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that?
70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)?
71. What happened to the Oracle?
72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest.
73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train.
74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag.
75. But first get attacked by a hellhound.
76. And since when do they go to Luke for help?
77. What happened to Thalia's pine?
78. Half Blood Hill?
79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride?
80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off?
81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy.
82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that?
83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel?
84. When did Luke give Percy a shield?
85. Or a map?
86. Persephone's Pearls?
87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus?
88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff.
89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned.
90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas?
91. Where'd that mortal come from?
92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op"
93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod?
94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned?
95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained?
96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone?
98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!!
99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos)
100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus?
101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office?
102. What about Gladiola the poodle?
103. That train ride?
104. Since when do they drive to a motel?
105. And Percy swims in a pool?
106. And they keep Medusa's head?
107. What about the Arch at St. Louis?
108. And the Chimera?
109. And the Echidna!
110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi?
111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway.
112. What about the Nereid?
113. And meeting Ares?
114. And going to the Waterland park?
115. And Aphrodite's scarf?
116. Hephaestus' trap!
117. And the Kindness International truck?
118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas?
119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things.
120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven.
121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN).
122. Or get attacked.
123. What happened to the cash cards?
124. And the taxi drive to the ocean?
125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid?
126. And REALLY getting the pearls there?
127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address?
128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign.
129. Where'd the DOA go?
130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there.
131. He doesn't burn some money.
132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas!
133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus.
134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt?
135. And has pet hellhounds?
136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief!
137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus.
138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus.
139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed.
140. And try to drag him into Tartarus.
141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls.
142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too.
143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt.

144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!)

145. Grover doesn't stay back.
146. Sally's supposed to stay back.
147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . )
148. It's supposed to show up in his pack.
149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE.
150. They don't go directly to Olympus.
151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares.
152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke.
153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere?
154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares.
155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares.
156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares.
157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies.
158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke?
159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes.
160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp.
161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane.
162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone.
163. He finds out his mom is back.
164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place.
165. Percy's supposed to go see her.
166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head.
167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge.
168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration.
169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds.
170. They're supposed to wear laurels.
171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth".
172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture".
173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU.
174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan.
175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks.
176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead.
177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion.
178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again.
179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron.
180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke.
181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad.
182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy.
183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe)
184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home.
185. Annabeth has blonde hair.
186. Curly blonde hair.
187. And grey eyes.
188. Percy has green eyes.
189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny.
190. And have curly brown hair.
191. And a goatee (oh, the pun).
192. And acne.
193. And wear a floppy rasta cap.
194. With fake feet.
195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!!
196. Where's her dagger?
197. Luke's scar?
198. And his quest?
199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows?
200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow?
201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon?
202. And fight a hydra? That's book two!
203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!!
204. Yo -where is the Iris Messaging??

The Prophecies

Lightning Thief(To Percy)

You shall go west, and face the god who has turned.
You shall find what was stolen, and see it safely return.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters(To Clarisse)

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,
You shall find what you seek and make it your own,
But your despair for your life entombed with stone,
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse(To Zoe Nightshade)

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,
One shall be lost in the land without rain,
The
bane of Olympus shows the trail,
Campers and Hunters combined prevail,
The titan's curse must one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth(To Annabeth)

You shall dwelve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, and the lost one raise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,
The child of Athena's final stand
Destroy with a hero's final breath.
And lose a love to worse than death.

The Last Olympian's(To Percy)

A half blood of the eldest god's
shall reach sixteen against all odds
And see the world in endless sleep,
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his day's
Olympus to Perserve or raze.

Second Great Prophecy(To Piper, Jason, Leo, Percy, Annabeth, Hazel, and Frank)

Seven half-blood shall answer the call.
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final Breath
And foe bear armes to the Doors of Death.

The Lost Hero

Child of Lightning, beware the earth
The giant's revenge,the seven shall birth,
The forge and dove shall brake the cage,

And death unleash through Hera's rage.

The Son of Neptune(From Mars)

Go to Alaska.
Find Thanatos and free him.
Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.

Son of Neptune(From Ella)

To the north, beyond the god's, lies the regions crown.
Falling from ice, the son of Neptune shall drown.

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! XD Very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

lost your pen = no pen

no pen = no notes

no notes = no study

no study = fail

fail = no diploma

no diploma = no job

no job = no money

no money = no food

no food = you get skinny

you get skinny = ugly

ugly = no love

no love = no marriage

no marriage = no children

no children = alone

alone = depressed

depressed = sickness

sickness= DEATH!

PEOPLE DO NOT LOSE YOUR PENs!!!

I am that girl,
The one who likes book more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up

THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an appropriate title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office.

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

26.I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'

27. I will NOT ask Aragog how things are going with his wife, Shelob.

28. I will NOT refer to DADA teachers as canaries in a coal mine.

29. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career aspiration, even for a witch.

30. Providing Peeves with a case of Dungbombs was socially irresponsible and I will never do it again.

31. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles marked ‘Firewhisky’. Charming the label does nothing.

32. The headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, NOT Gandalf.

33. I will stop calling the Weasley twins Merry and Pippin. I must also not call Ron and Harry, Frodo and Sam. I probably shouldn’t call Malfoy, Legolas either.

34. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogwarts, I will not point at the Dark Mark and say; To the Batmobile, Robin.

35. Remember: I am not allowed out of my dorm when Ministry Representatives are in the castle.

36. Taking Polyjuice Potion and walking up to the person you’re supposed to be and pretending to be a walking mirror or their long lost twin can make them go insane and is not a hilarious practical joke.

37. If I see a Dementor I must not hiss ‘Sssssshire...Bagginsss’.

38. The fact that Draco Malfoy is short, pale, blond and rat-faced is no reason for me to tell the Slytherins that Peter Pettigrew should be paying Narcissa child support.

39. I will NOT ask Professor Flitwick where Snow White is.

40. Asking Snape if his sister’s ok after that house fell on her is tasteless and will earn you a month of detention.

41. Shouting “Abracadabra” can be misheard and start a panic.

42. I cannot perform the Avada Kadavra curse, and pretending I can to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

43. When applying for a post at the Ministry, I should not write “Fred and George Weasley” as my greatest influence at Hogwarts. Putting Lord Voldemort is probably not best either.

44. I am no longer to discuss my theory that Voldemort is Sauron’s second cousin.

45. The Bludger is not a bowling ball, and Snape is not a bowling pin. I am not to attempt to disprove this.

When Drowning…

Mortal: LIFEGUARD!

PJO fan: PERCY!

HP fan: “Eats Gillyweed”

When rain suddenly come…

Mortal: Damn it!

PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!

HP fan: Accio umbrella!

Exclaiming…

Mortal: Oh My god!

PJO fans: Di Immortales!

HP fan: Merlin’s pants!

When angry…

Mortal: Shut up!

PJO:

Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!

Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!

Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!

Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!

Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!

Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar!

Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!

Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!

Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!

Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.

Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!

Harry Potter Pledge

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

This is why Humans are doomed to die because of Stupidity:

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:

(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

(Uh, how did I read this?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be/are obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun to play.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 12


YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry. (Small doses only though, and only when I'm dressing up)

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.( more like spending money :D)

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were/are in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total:14


PREP

You own a cell phone.

You own something from abercrombie

You own something from pacsun

You own something from Hollister

You own something from American Eagle

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale

You have more than one house

Total : 7


GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark.

You dislike preps.

You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total : 4


PUNK

You can skateboard.

You've worn plaid.

You like Converse.

You hate MTV.

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink.

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total :3


GEEK

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

You get straight A's.

You love/like reading.

You were/are in band

You were/are in Orchestra

You don't care what you look like.

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total :4


EMO

You cut yourself over depression

You have been depressed.

You have black rimmed glasses

You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily.

You like emo music. (kinda slow music)

You hate being called emo.

You keep/have kept a journal/diary.

You have written a sad poem

You think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 3


GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.

You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.

You swear once in a while or alot

You have freestyled.

You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.

You can break dance

Total : 4


HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

You like the band panic! at the disco

You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance

Your hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 3


ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

Your garage consists of sports equipment

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp

You have a specific number (by the way, my no. is 10)

Total: 7

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Unicorns

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'


FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.


FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"


FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.


FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.


FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”


FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.


FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”


FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!


FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!


FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.


FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

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The Son of Death At Hogwarts by JackBunjeeKiki reviews
Harry's 6th Year at Hogwarts isn't going as well as he'd like it to. Slughorn, Voldemort and a weird new student called Nico di Angelo all add up to a massive headache for the BWL. What he doesn't know is this is just the calm before the storm. Can Harry manage to trust Nico when he needs his help most, even if he doesn't want to accept the possibility of another life lost?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,663 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Harry P., Nico A.
Greeks meet Egyptians by Rebeccax3 reviews
Annabeth finds out that she's blood of the pharaohs. What happens when she gets to Brooklyn House and meets the rest of the Egyptians?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012
All Over Again by WeirdButCool reviews
10 years have passed since the Giants War. The 7 demigods lost. Yet, hope was still lingering in the air. Those smart enough ran away. The others were gone. Victoria Snow lost her mother, her only family. She was dangerous, and yet accepted into the new Camp. A camp were demigods, mortals, and some monsters were figthing together against the Giants. Rated T
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,802 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Nico A., Gaia, Thanatos
Walking in the Dark by wiseowl7 reviews
An unforgettable quest commanded by Lady Hecate herself. Thalia, Nico and Percy are thrust into a world full wizards in which they don't know anything about. In Hogwarts, they meet Hermione, Ron and Harry who are suspicious of them. Overcoming obstacles, barely grasping the wizardry world, they must complete their quest that seem to be like walking blindly into the darkness
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,331 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
Birthday (Mis)Adventures by grumpyheroine reviews
It's Aphrodite's birthday, AKA Valentine's Day, and she's excited to celebrate, going around spreading love. But all the love goddess's fun is ruined when she gets captured. Fortunately, Athena notices her absence and comes to save her, with the aid of Poseidon and Apollo. One thing was for sure: Of all Aphrodite's 1000s of years, this is one birthday she was never going to forget.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Aphrodite, Athena, Apollo, Poseidon - Complete
Daughter of Athena meets the Egyptian Magicians by Bbauthor2 reviews
Minerva Sophia Athens just returned from a vaction to Egypt after the Second Titan War. While walking in Brooklynn, she bumps into a girl dressed in linen pajamas. Said girl takes her to Brooklynn House. Now, she's being hunted by the Olympians, searched for by fellow demigods and stuck with Egyptian Magicians suspicious of her many secrets. Can she survive? Pre-TSS; Post-TLO
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,584 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012
Percy Jackson and The Boy Who Lived by KaylaWrites reviews
A crossover of Percy and Harry. Percy gets stuck in Hogwarts. Doesn't remember who he is, but fails at doing magic. Maybe he wasn't made for this kind of magic after all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,676 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Angel of the Victorious People by Poseidonschild reviews
Hecate smiled. "Who better than you Nico, for a guardian angel? Does your name not mean Angel of the Victorious People?" Nico has seen the upmost worst of the world and humanity. He thought his life was starting to look up when he's suddenly dragged into a world of magic by a godly cousin. His quest - Protect Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Nico A.
Brothers by ZoSilver reviews
Let's say Sally Jackson wasn't always Sally Jackson. What if she used to be Lilly Potter? And what if Percy and Harry just happened to be twin brothers? Rated t cause i'm paranoid. Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson or Harry Potter. All rights belong to the original authors, unfortunetly for me.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,544 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Harry P., Percy J.
Perseus, Prince of The Elves by RomanCalico reviews
Everyone Percy loved is dead, but the fates are not that cruel. They give Percy a new chance at life, in Alagaësia. The life of a rider, the life of a prince. If Percy aids Eragon in killing Galbatorix, he can revive two people. Who will he choose? Can he do it? (BEING REWRITTEN)
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Eragon S., Percy J.
Egypt Meets Greece? by Meeko-chanXD reviews
Setne, or "Uncle Vinnie", returns with valuable information for Carter and Sadie. Will they discover Camp-Half Blood? Read and find out!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012
Nico Di'Angelo, Half-blood, orphan, Wizard? by Cookie Seller On The Dark Side reviews
When Nico gets a form from his dad (Yes a form) telling him to come for a meeting, and finds out he's gotta go to Hogwarts, to ensure a Mr.Harry Potter, doesn't escape death again. But he mustn't at ALL costs, blow his cover. But when a certain "Golden trio" get suspicious, what will happen?(This story is on permanent hiatus, sorry guys)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,818 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Harry P., Nico A.
Other magic,other gods by AklFin2 reviews
"A jogger crashes our party". Remember when Amos said "other gods",Sadie's mom "other magic", and Thoth "if you've ever met Hermes..."? R&R! Rated T. Note: In the process of being re-writing. I thank you for your patience and am sorry for the inconvenience.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012
The Greeks meet The Egyptians by DottedHearts reviews
Everything went out smoothly until Thalia blasted a mortal... without her knowing she blasted Carter... Please do a Review! thanks! (I suck at Summaries) but hey i love writing! (So suck it all up!) JK!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012
The New Life of Harry Potter by DaBlueArmy reviews
When Annabeth joined Grover and Luke on a quest to England, waking up tied to a chair and meeting a 17 year old wizard was not quite what she had expected. (Post-Hogwarts and Story starts before the events of The Lightning Thief)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Harry P.
Percy and Ivy, Personal assassins of Chaos by KaitoChild reviews
Ivy Rivera, Daughter of Chaos was sent on a mission to recruit Percy Jackson as a soldier for chaos.Ivy, posing as a new camper,saw how badly mistreated Percy was and offered him a new life.A new life being a personal assassin of Chaos. But what will happen if Ivy and Percy must come back to camp to save their lives and to help them win their first all-out war?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,019 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Percy J.
When Worlds Collide- Literally! by Greekgirrl reviews
Sadie wants to do some recon. What could go wrong? Knowing our favorite demigods and magicians? Everything! Worlds and people collide, new friends are made, there's an adventure with a certain lost city! Read this? Please and thank you :) Set post Heroes of Olympus series and post Serpent's Shadow. Foreshadows what I want Rick to do with the two series: combine them!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,518 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Percy J., Sadie K. - Complete
Breaking The Gods by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Nico infiltrates a boarding school that's been conducting experiments on demigods, and discovers a plot far more twisted than anything he ever expected. Cut off from Percy and Camp Halfblood, as well as Anubis and the Kanes as they struggle in their fight against Apophis, Nico must turn to a new ally, the Roman demigod Jason Grace, if he has any hope of surviving.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,442 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
Daughter of WHO? by reignscotlands reviews
Sadie and Carter get into a little trouble which wounds them up with a "fun" little walking trip with the kids. But what happens if Sadie gets off course? What if fate brings her to something that may change the world forever? Demi-gods? Magicians? What! (((One shot.)))
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Connor S., Sadie K. - Complete
Quest for the Missing Heroes by wishUponaFallenStarr reviews
The House of Life has kidnapped all the children of the Big Three, hoping to use them as bait to eliminate the Greek gods as well. The Olympians are declaring war, but can a few unlikely heroes stop it? Post TLO and RP. RE-WRITE
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010
The twelve heroes reviews
The 12 Olympians are abducted leaving their representatives with a dangerous quest to embark on. Gaia-villain. Luke-alive. Annabeth-evil. This story holds some surprise. Read and review. Sucky summary, I know.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
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