Talon of soaring Eagle
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Joined 08-24-12, id: 4218115, Profile Updated: 07-15-14
Author has written 13 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and One Piece.

I'm Talon of Soaring Eagle, call me Talon for short! In case you're wondering why I chose a tribe name, I'll say its because tribe names are so much better than clan names and besides so many people already have a clan name that even if I make one, It'll probably already be taken. Anyway, even though I'm ranting about how tribe names are so much better than clan names, some of you don't even know what I'm talking about! :D Long story short I watch anime too :P

And I got a cat plushie from Reminiscent Lullaby!

Hehehe... heh heh.. ha ha-HAHHAHA! HAHAHHA!!!!


Here's a little something for you to read...


'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream.

You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons.

You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another.

You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies.

You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows.

You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.

You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.

You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.

You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car.

You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call.

You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation.

You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, carried your bags.

You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you.

You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him.

You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died.

And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.

BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "We screwed up again. But it was fun while it lasted."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!


Crazy Labels:

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

(OH NO! What do I do when I need to use it while im asleep?)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(Awesome! So could you just turn around and pretend nothing's happening while I rip open the chips?)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

(Thanks, that was helpful! I was gonna use it like irregular soap)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(Hmmm, I could also freeze it, on the other hand.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

(Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

(Woot! Hey, wait a sec.. won't products be COLD after HEATING?)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(You'd better hope it does that, or you get a refund!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.

(Truer words have never been spoken)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

(No corn?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)


AND FINALLY... if you actually took the time to read all these, copy and paste this into your profile!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and be quiet.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. Nah I'm kidding.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared?!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.


Hope you enjoyed it!

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Ace is a lonely thieving streetboy, until he obtains a mysterious lamp and meets some interesting people. Some of them might even be more than interesting. (Eventual) Marco x Ace, Arabian fairytale-like AU. Rated T because of language, some violence and sexual hints.
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The Value of Art by Aerle reviews
To some, art doesn't belong in a museum. Birthday fic for MyLadyDay
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Gorgon Zolo: Attorney at Large by Amaxing reviews
Roronoa Zoro is back as Ace Attorney Gorgon Zolo. Yay? Not even a day after receiving his attorney badge, Zoro is contacted by the Foxy Pirates to oversee a pirate tribunal: a criminal courtroom! At least this time he'll get to take his swords with him...
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Shattered Illusion by Amaxing reviews
"This is your rival. He's been training Pokemon to kill people for about three years now! Erm... what was her name again?" "That's right! Its name is DEATH!" OC trainer fic. We're two badges through, as if that were a good indication of story length.
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Adopted by Default by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Moby Dick is anything but peaceful on a regular day. The crew is just well used to their special brand of crazy, however. So when an unexpected guest arrives, it throws everyone into disorder. Really, where the hell is this cheeky brat's crew? Someone needs to tell Ace that his ship-brothers are NOT babysitters!
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The Remedy: Interludes by Tresdem reviews
Side stories and intertwining stories, set in the The Remedy; a massive One Piece Modern Day AU.
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Rekindled by Anjelle reviews
He didn't know who the man was, where he came from or why he was there, but he didn't care. For the first time in what he felt was forever, he felt safe. Hundreds of years after One Piece, Marco meets Ace's reincarnation. And thus begins our story. [A/U]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,776 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 9/12/2013 - [Marco, Ace]
Stuck by Fraying Threads reviews
Forced into giving up the crew he had pridefully built from scratch, Ace struggles to accept a place in Whitebeard's crew. Brothers? Sisters? A father? It tears him apart slowly at how the Whitebeard "family" appears to be. It's everything he wants and everything he doesn't.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,111 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Marco, Ace, Thatch
When the Tides Come In by Dio Warwahl reviews
[Discontinued] The Marines are losing a war that will change the world. As a last resort, they turn to the brilliant Vegapunk to solve their problems. So, obviously, he decides to summon the strongest man in the world ... from an alternate universe, that is. They did NOT expect Monkey D. Luffy to fall through the wormhole. [Pirate King Luffy meets Marine Luffy.]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,770 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Luffy, Garp, Vegapunk, Ace
A Sorcerer's Skill by Literature work reviews
Sequel to A Sorcerer's Science. Edward is sent back to Hogwarts with his country in complete chaos. Edward was having a hard time surviving the year, but now the school is packed with the Triwizard Tournament approaching. With Skeeter and Dragons on the loose, Edward finds that he probably bitten off more than he could chew. Reviews are welcome and story status updates on profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 271,174 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Arthur W., Rita S., Edward E., Jean H.
The Morning After by LooLooTaroo reviews
Smoker wakes up with a wanted criminal, and spends the morning considering the events that brought them together. A possible origin for the fabulous couple. *warnings* strong language and non-explicit sex
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2015
Justice and Freedom by Ki-hori-e-te-ao reviews
The day Portgas. D Ace became a Marine officer in training, was also the day that Monkey. D Luffy received the second scar on his heart.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Garp, Ace - Complete
Pulled into the Blue by totaldefeat reviews
Ace is taking a break from pirating and visits Luffy at Mt. Corvo. On a rainy day, they bring back a blonde home with them and the three grow closer. Ace and Sabo are 20, Luffy is 7. AceSabo
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,055 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - [Ace, Sabo] Luffy
Bleeding through the Seams by Fraying Threads reviews
Portgas D. Ace stared at his reflection, eyes bloodshot. He felt a bone-deep weariness prick at the edges of his mind. No one would come for him. He had made sure of it.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,922 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Ace, Thatch, Marco
A Prank Gone Bad by Phoenix0725 reviews
Where Ace has the worst luck in the world when it comes to pranks.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Thatch - Complete
Welcome Home, Child of the Sea by thewibblywobblywolf reviews
Death is a funny thing. You never really know what to expect. Will you reunite with your loved ones? Will you be condemned or privilegied for your actions in life? What will you do once you die? This fic explores the possibility of a life after death and what it will permit our favourite pirates to do. The characters change every chapter. A series of semi-separate one-shots.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 116,391 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Luffy, Gol D. Roger, Marco, Ace - Complete
we bump and greet and spin round and round by loofahlover reviews
Zolu drabbles, mostly AU. Chapter 8: The boy was like the wind, like he could fly out of Zoro's grasp.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Luffy, Zoro, Strawhat Pirates
Prey by Nekocin reviews
[Opscifiandfantasy] [AU] The mark of a hunter has appeared again.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Luffy, T. Law, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Off Set by WhatevsWasHere reviews
This is a crackfic you have been warned! Welcome to some random island in the New World where the dead, waiting or old characters all live together working and hanging out talking about stuff that's happening in the anime/manga. Enjoy the stupid things that happen when you allow all of these characters to live together.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,975 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Shanks, Marco, Ace, Izou
Brotherly Bonds by Reign of Rayne reviews
If there were any logical explanations for why he had woken up on Dawn Island with two achingly familiar faces leaning over him when he was supposed to be dead with a hole through his chest, Ace would've loved to hear them. In other news, the afterlife was apparently flammable.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,177 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
A Grave Meeting by InnocentFighter reviews
Marco knew that Ace had a second brother, but he knew that brother was dead. Sabo's never died, but he regrets his choice and wants to apologize to his brother in person; one problem he has no idea where Ace's grave is, until he tracks down Marco. This is that conversation. Implied Marcoace
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Marco, Sabo - Complete
Escaping for Dummies by HeavenHellanime reviews
Ace shows the world how it's done, no problem.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2015 - Ace - Complete
Stolen Kisses by LeafyxThiefy reviews
Someone has stolen Luffy's kisses. So of course, Ace will be there to avenge his beloved little brother! AU Implied LawLu, MarAce. One Shot. Light cursing, some OOC-ness and minor characters.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Ace, Marco] [Luffy, T. Law]
Damn! Roger by LittlemissLazy reviews
The reason why Shanks, Buggy and Whitebeard are not really that interested to Gol D. Roger's infamous treasure, the One Piece is because…
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Gol D. Roger, Luffy, Strawhat Pirates - Complete
Same Difference by Beyond Kailani reviews
AU. One small change can make all the difference...Someone thought lost returns
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,834 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Strawhat Pirates - Complete
The Ace of Hearts by Reign of Rayne reviews
Dying with a smile on his face wasn't enough. No, he had to watch the aftermath, see things he never wanted to see, all while being helpless to intervene.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Ace - Complete
Brotherly Love by Reign of Rayne reviews
A week of Ace and Luffy's shenanigans. Including, but not limited to: fire, spiders, burning spiders, boars, burning boars, and general mayhem. Really, the Goa Kingdom was not ready for those two. Oneshot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,638 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked by TurtleFriedRice reviews
Going back into the past to the Wild West? That part was bad enough. A whole town using nothing but Country Sayings? Living hell. -A big bang fic!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/28/2015 - [Marco, Ace] - Complete
Masked by justaCupcake reviews
The way things work were simple: if you had powers, you had to be either a hero or a villain. Nothing in between. He didn't like it and tried to remain neutral, but it's something complicated to do when your brother gets involved with some dangerous people and a thief steals a spot in your life. Superheroes/Supervillains AU, MarAce, rated M because of reasons.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,834 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Ace, Marco] Luffy, Sabo
On the Edge by 4mation-is-1derful reviews
"In another moment, down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again."
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Alice, Cheshire Cat - Complete
This is a Train Wreck Waiting to Happen by loofahlover reviews
Akainu chases after two brothers and falls in love with the older one. A horrible, cheesy, short-lived romance ensues. (A/N: I was challenged to write AkainuxAce. Blame Talon of soaring Eagle for everything.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2015 - [Akainu/Sakazuki, Ace] Luffy - Complete
A Truth Gone Untold by Phoenix0725 reviews
After winning a fight at the Colosseum, a gladiator named Portgas D Ace catches the eye of nobleman Marco Phoenix.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,125 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/3/2015 - [Ace, Marco] [Thatch, Izou] - Complete
Skull Joke by loofahlover reviews
With Brook acting as eccentric as he always does, it's easy to forget about what he's been through. But there is something valuable to be found in the smallest things: his jokes, for instance.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Luffy, Brook, Strawhat Pirates - Complete
Half by BelloftheSea reviews
Dear Roy, You don't know me – and that's okay. I was the one who chose to stay away. But if I could beg a few moments of your time, and perhaps a bit more once you finish reading – there is something you should know. (AU, One-shot)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,627 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Roy M., Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Farewell My Mellorine by loofahlover reviews
After years on the sea, and having found an odd little family of his own, Sanji no longer thinks back to his past. But then one day, he unknowingly meets someone he's forgotten about. (A/N: This is a birthday present for Sanji. No longer canon-compliant.)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Luffy, Sanji - Complete
Negative Results by loofahlover reviews
If only Luffy had explained properly why he'd bought a pregnancy test in the first place, then maybe Zoro wouldn't have suffered a nervous breakdown. Zolu, Asexual!Luffy, Asexual!Zoro, Modern AU.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/1/2015 - [Luffy, Zoro] - Complete
Like A Moth To Flames by EclipseMirror reviews
Pyro only loved fire due to his hallucination of being in a happy wonderland, where he himself is a spreader of happiness. But one day, he is revealed to the truth. No romantic pairings whatsoever. Rated T for (possible) violence.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Pyro
Letters by Don'tletthewingsfoolyou reviews
The Strawhats and more have discovered fanfiction. After looking and reading them for a couple of days, they have decided to write comments about them to the authors. These are those letters. (Warning: Pokes fun at pairings and common types of fanfics. Also, language. )
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Complete
Luffy the Tentacle Monster by Roseveare reviews
Luffy takes a bite out of the wrong monster and is incapacitated by a poison that damages his rubber body. The crew must find a cure.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Luffy, Sanji, Robin, Zoro - Complete
The Legend of Kintaro (and Gintaro and Dotaro) by Jamie15 reviews
(ASL; Oneshot) It's Children's Day in the Kindgom of Goa, and neither Ace nor Sabo could care less. That is, until they find out what other day it is ...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Ace, Sabo, Luffy - Complete
In the Dark by ladeste reviews
Sometimes, all it takes is one change. One moment. The difference between life and death. A betrayal, however, causes pain regardless of the outcome. Thatch and the Yami Yami no mi AU.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Marco, Whitebeard, Ace, Thatch - Complete
Fashion Tips by SUITELIFEFAN reviews
Never did Zoro ever believe that he would meet a swordsman equivalent of their curly-browed cook, especially one that was a little too eager to give him fashion tips. Cavendish One-Shot. Reviews Appreciated.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Zoro, Cavendish - Complete
What Lies Beyond the Veil by mayanpaw reviews
He's rude, crude, mystereous and all of the girls love him. But there is something more to him than meets the eye. Meet Professor Elric. HPxFMA crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,707 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Edward E.
Bets and their Consequences by authenticaussie reviews
A joke. Treat it like a joke. He could do that – he could treat the whole thing like a joke, like a dare that Thatch had come up with, and when Marco turned him down, he could just laugh the whole thing off!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/16/2015 - [Ace, Marco] - Complete
A Love Story by FlamingLeadPipes reviews
Baby 5 and Sai, the newest One Piece couple. This is a short poem about their wedding and the strange events that took place. (Spoilers for those who haven't read the manga).
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Doflamingo, Baby 5 - Complete
Groin Strain by DancingGrimm reviews
The story of the time that Scout got both his feet stuck behind his head and everyone was a jerk about it.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Scout, Demoman, Medic, Spy - Complete
Come Morning, Together Again by mapplepie reviews
One day, Ace woke up and decided shirts were overrated. Apparently it was contagious, because Luffy soon thought the same. Sabo just hoped he didn't catch whatever it was that was going around (but he does in the end, and he couldn't be happier). Time-travel.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 630 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Overreaction by authenticaussie reviews
"MARCOO!" He screamed, back peddling furiously from the prone body and staggering to his feet. "Oh my God, oh my God," he chanted, sprinting straight for the bow, where he knew Marco was. "Marrrrcoooo!" he yelled again, and saw the blond turn, a frown on his features. "Marco, help! I KILLED HIM!"
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Complete
Gestures that are (Somewhat) Affectionate by authenticaussie reviews
The main problem, Sabo thought, as Luffy excitedly continued telling them about the tiger he'd apparently managed to take down by himself, with Luffy eating the rubber fruit isn't that it's a stupid power. He ducked, as Luffy's wayward limb flew over his head when he described the size of the beast, it's that he talks with his hands.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo - Complete
From Flames to Embers by FlamingLeadPipes reviews
A poem about Ace from life to death.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Luffy, Gol D. Roger, Whitebeard, Ace - Complete
Pineapple Blaze by Anjelle reviews
A collection of disconnected AU drabbles centring around the 1st and 2nd division commanders of the Whitebeard pirates. Based around requested prompts. Set as complete but updates sporadically.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014
Pineapple Chicken by FlamingLeadPipes reviews
A shot poem by Marco about his disgust for those terrible jokes. Enjoy!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Marco, Ace - Complete
Flights of Fancy by authenticaussie reviews
Bleu had the advantage here, smaller than his own dragon, and Zoro's eyes tracked Sanji's dragon as they closed the gap between the last ring and the finish line. His heart pumped madly with the excitement of the race, the rush flying gave him a buzz beneath his skin, and the close tie between them as they hurtled towards the end.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Luffy, Zoro] - Complete
Someone's Rooting for the Captain by authenticaussie reviews
In which Zoro is oblivious, Luffy gets jealous, Mihawk knows exactly what he wants but is really stupid about how to get it, Sanji, Usopp, and Nami are all potentially traumatized, Franky is exceptionally confused, Brook is more focused on the swordfight, Chopper is just hiding from the guy who smells like blood, and Robin is really the only person who knows what's going on. CRACK
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Zoro, Mihawk, Luffy] Strawhat Pirates - Complete
Homecoming by Beyond Kailani reviews
Dragon was only there to return what was theirs
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 180 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Ace, Sabo, Luffy, Dragon - Complete
Remedial by Mai Kusakabe reviews
It's good that things are going smoothly, it means nothing is interfering with important plans. The problem is that it also means normalcy. Normalcy is fine for a while, but it becomes boring. When the boredom is too much, Doflamingo has to find something to do to pass the time.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Crocodile, Doflamingo - Complete
Nothing Gained by uNperfectXxXx reviews
"Go after him already." Zoro didn't need to be told twice. (ZoLu Nakamaship)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
GUTI: The First Crew Member by Niji Hitomi Kabra reviews
After Sabo is kidnapped back to his birth parents, Luffy has a hard time adjusting to life without him. When things get too much, the 15-year-old seeks freedom through brawling in the back streets of Four Blues City. But this time he's bitten off a little more than he's used to. Who's the crazy, green-haired punk with the sword? And why does it sound like Smokey's got a collection?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Luffy, Zoro, Smoker - Complete
The Devil Within the Angel by roo17 reviews
Everyone always thought he was an angel. Oh how wrong they were.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Ace, Marco, Thatch - Complete
The Boy in the Attic by klexenia reviews
Germany, the middle of the war, and Usopp finds he has worse problems than he ever feared. Part of the AU-Series Straws. (No matter when and where, somehow, he would always find them.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Luffy, Strawhat Pirates
Kill the Rabbit by Mountain97 reviews
Ace, one of the newest members of 2nd division, has been a Whitebeard Pirate for about a year. For him, having a place to call home where people love him is a semi-new experience and he savors every minute of it. But one of Whitebeard's allies knows Ace, and when they meet Ace is...less than friendly. But why? NO PAIRINGS Mild AU backstory changes rated for lang, blood, and horror.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 53 - Words: 338,492 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Marco, Whitebeard, Ace, Thatch - Complete
Always Keep Your Smile by FlamingLeadPipes reviews
Ace and Sabo treasure Luffy's smile and dreams, they would do anything to help him. This is a short poem by Ace to Luffy after Marineford, encouraging him to smile and continue forward into the next step to achieving his dreams.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo - Complete
What Happens When You Assume by revolutionarykoala reviews
The Straw Hats are overjoyed to finally meet Luffy's elusive brother Sabo. When they finally lay eyes on him however, they realise that assumptions are best to be avoided when it comes to the D. Family.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 308 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Strawhat Pirates - Complete
Eyes Like Mine by Dragonfire Alchemist reviews
When the order comes and forces the State Alchemists to war with Creta, Ed and Mustang are devastated; and now it'll take all of their strength in order to survive the coming battles. But will it be enough? And when it's all over, what's the guarantee that Ed's eyes won't be cold like a murderer's... Like Mustang's? (Non-yaoi; happy Parental!RoyEd week, everyone!)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014
Home Free by scratchienails reviews
Vice-Admiral Luffy is the base commander of G-9, but with some of the wackiest people imaginable making up his forces, this particular base hides more secrets from the government than for, while the poor pirates that wander by have no idea what they're in for. But with the capture of one of Whitebeard's commanders, war is on the rise, & Luffy still doesn't know which side he's on.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,269 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Strawhat Pirates, Whitebeard Pirates
Who Knows by emoly01 reviews
The innocent little object had once been quite soft and adorable.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Roy M. - Complete
I'll Be His Wife! by revolunacyfireboy reviews
"The entire ship had fallen silent. Luffy was still grinning brightly and swinging his legs as if he hadn't said what he had just said." Written for my "best friend's" birthday.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Luffy, Whitebeard, Ace
Fangs A Lot by revolunacyfireboy reviews
"So, you really have fangs? Can I look at them?" Written for a request on my tumblr for Ace/Anyone.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Ace - Complete
What He Regrets by loofahlover reviews
Post-timeskip. A stranger offers to resurrect Portgas D. Ace, for the price of one of the Strawhats' lives. There are two answers that Luffy could give. But he chooses the third. Slight Zolu, but mostly nakamaship. T for language and violent/disturbing imagery.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Luffy, Strawhat Pirates - Complete
Temptations by siqwithaQ reviews
Luffy considered Meat to be his one and only, his true love, his sweetheart, and more. But now, Fish was getting in the way, and to his shame, he couldn't resist.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Luffy, Strawhat Pirates - Complete
Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,958 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010
I have brownies by Not so human anymore reviews
Havoc brings brownies to work. Crack fic
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Edward E., Jean H., Roy M., Grumman
Charcoal Roads by authenticaussie reviews
How things may go, when one walks a charcoal road (it changes, marks you in different ways, when things are different; this is one story from a different world, one where different people met in different ways.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Luffy, Smoker, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Nameless by revolunacyfireboy reviews
Marco has no explanation for what's been happening. He's not sure he wants one either.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Marco, Ace
Inanition by Taisi reviews
in·a·ni·tion, noun; lack of mental or spiritual vigor and enthusiasm; exhaustion caused by lack of nourishment. (In which Luffy's metabolism is faster than his doctor understands.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 362 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Chopper - Complete
The Universal Question by Des-Deactivated reviews
It wasn't like Edward could ask his father, and he wasn't exactly trying to talk about that with his mother, either, and it was too late then, anyway… so, Edward finally asked Roy Mustang, The Flame Alchemist, the big question. That one, universal question.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Standards by Taisi reviews
"You aren't planning on bringing that boy in with you tomorrow night, are you? Our restaurant has certain standards." (In which the Straw Hats set out to prove their captain meets certain standards; whether he likes it or not.) Nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 348 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Luffy, Nami, Sanji - Complete
Reaching For Your Hand by revolunacyfireboy reviews
No one made it in time. Yet, a hand still was reaching for him.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Ace, Thatch - Complete
Dance to Impress by Vergina-spva reviews
Marco is acting weird, in Ace's opinion. What's wrong with the first division commander? And why does this weird behavior, this dancing, seem to be directed only towards Ace? The freckled man is thoroughly confused, while his nakama are up for a beautiful show. And they're gonna enjoy it. For the MarcoAce week day 5.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Ace, Marco] - Complete
Liua by Imperial Mint reviews
Written for Day 2 of MarcoAce Week. Marco might have had to deal with some teasing on his habit of keeping the company of chickens, but it was a habit he didn't want to shake. Of course, when Ace joined, everything shifted a little to the side.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/24/2014 - [Marco, Ace] - Complete
Phoenix Fire by Anjelle reviews
Captured by marines and waiting to be executed, Marco is surprised and confused to find himself drugged and fed a devil fruit he knows nothing about. He's even more confused when a brat barely out of his teens tries to help him. Just what the hell's going on? [MarcoAce Week - Day 1]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,030 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Complete
Sold! by Dr. Momo reviews
So you know those auctions where women bid on men they wanna have a date with? Well the DBZ men are all entered into one of those fun auctions! Who's going to bid on them and how much are women willing to pay for them? The votes are in and ready for displaying... Previously known as CookieFlame! I'm now Supreme Starlight!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,717 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Goku, Trunks, Vegeta, Goten - Complete
The Southern Clans: The Claws of a Panther by UnknownNightspirit reviews
Pantherkit is born as the runt of the litter. Who knew that this tiny, weak kit would become the most powerful cat in all the forest? Who knew this tiny, weak kit would walk the darkest path to all his power? Pantherkit has a gentle heart, how would he know better when cats have low expectations of him? Watch Pantherkit walk a path no kit should ever set paw on.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,021 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Complete
The Dream by Dishka reviews
If someone told it's bad to daydream, I would agree. If the someone told me daydreaming has unpleasant circumstances, I wouldn't be surprised. If someone hinted me that the circumstances are dropping into ice-cold ocean water somewhere in other universe, I would strongly recommend that person to go to the doctor's. There were no doctors in ice-cold ocean water around me.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,045 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Blackbeard, Marco, Ace, Thatch
A Darker World by AngelDormais reviews
In a better world, some things would change. In a darker one, most of them stay the same. .:Viking AU:.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Strawhat Pirates
Helping a Stressed Pineapple by StarPurpleandBlue reviews
Marco overworking himself with paperwork isn't something new on the Moby Dick. His friends, though, decide to take action and try to make him feel better. However, it wouldn't be so simple and confusion follows them at every attempt. Even so, they were determined to find a way to help their stressed friend. There simply had to be a way they'd be able to accomplish it!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Marco, Ace, Thatch, Izou - Complete
What You Get For A Milk Carton by siqwithaQ reviews
Ace is tired. There's spilt milk in the kitchen, he has Writer's Block, and his little brother chooses now to come knocking on his door. About that? Ace doesn't have a little brother. So just who is this kid?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,742 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Ace, Luffy, T. Law
Monster by Vee-munculous reviews
'I grip my head, shoving the visions away from me. "No…don't look there…you can't look." "If we don't look it's not real, huh?" You shoot me a wry smile. "Sorry Brother, but I can't let you run away from this."' Takes place somewhere in Brotherhood. Warnings for implied violence. Tragic and fucked up, read with caution.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Thanks for not dying before I met you by Taisi reviews
"Hey Luffy, how'd you get that scar on your face, anyway?" (In which Luffy talks about his brothers, and Sanji doesn't make promises.) Drabble, nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 215 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Luffy, Sanji - Complete
Never Save by siqwithaQ reviews
Ace's guardian angel might be something other than an angel.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,723 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Though A Bird Can't Fly, That Doesn't Mean It Never Will by Phalanx reviews
What might have been if Kuina had survived her fall down the dojo stairs. She and Zoro strive to become the greatest swordsman in the world, allegiances and promises notwithstanding. Chapter 18 (Season 2): As Smoker's crew begins to regather, a disturbing directive suddenly arrives from Ennies Lobby...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 176,029 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Zoro, Kuina
Logia Luffy: Yami edition by Wolvenstrom reviews
First in a hopeful series of 'different devil fruit Luffy' stories. A little mix up in produce results in a traiterous man with a mouth full of rubber, and a happy go lucky boy with a darker edge to him. Possibly Luffy/Boa
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,326 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Luffy, Boa Hancock
Caught in Flames by Reminiscent Lullaby reviews
They were lost and forgotten in seasons of darkness, until a promise made long ago changed everything. Tigerkit and Firekit never knew of their purpose until the echoes of their past life threatened to ruin them. Now they have a second chance, but each of them have a dark secret looming over them, secrets that could shatter all that they were meant to be... Sequel to Trapped in Ice
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,018 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013
Burning Rubber by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
It's never just another case, particularly not when conspiracies are involved. The corpse of a modern pirate shows up on a naval base, a continent away from where he was last seen. Signs show he had unusual abilities; so did the UNSUB. What role do two black haired brothers play in all this? Can the team figure out just what is going on here before it's too late? M for themes.
Crossover - One Piece & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 217,585 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Luffy, Ace, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Escaping the Darkness by ladeste reviews
Although Ace has adjusted to life as a Whitebeard Commander, it's still nice knowing he has a brother willing to chase away his nightmares. Ace / Thatch brotherly fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Luffy, Ace, Thatch - Complete
Already Forever by Taisi reviews
Hundreds of years from now, historians will never know what her captain was thinking, when he brought Enies Lobby to its knees with a declaration of war, when he attacked a Celestial Dragon on an island in an archipelago, and she won't be there to explain, "it was for a friend, you see?" (In which Nami comes to understand that the world will never understand Luffy.) Nakamaship.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 342 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Luffy, Nami, Strawhat Pirates - Complete
Wild by angelrider13 reviews
They were isolated, silent, deadly. They were Wild. But they weren't always. There was a Before. Before the fire and the death and the loneliness. Back when they could pretend to be human. Can they learn again? Or are they too far gone? AU of Soulmates!verse. First two chapters originally posted in Deepest of Ties. DISCONTINUED. SEE PROFILE.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,406 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Fallen by coldstone4815 reviews
"They say that being an angel is, well, heavenly." Bodil fell that day. " I say otherwise, being one myself." He didn't want to be a Fallen, but the others forced him to Fall. "I wonder sometimes: What would it be like to be human?" When he made friends, he knew he could be semi-normal. "I... guess I found out by Falling." (SEQUEL to Insomnia and Animal)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,072 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Complete
The Western Crew: GrandLine Plains by OraueTwins reviews
AU Luffy is from a well-known cowboy family in the Western GrandLine. He sets out with his horse, Taiyaki, to experience true adventure. While gathering crazy friends on his journy while making a name for themselves, how will he keep himself from hurting them with his unusual bloodlust? And how will they handle it? Cowboy!Luffy
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Luffy, Strawhat Pirates
Until Then by Late Night Iridescence reviews
Bounties, newspapers, and word of mouth; Sabo can only watch his brothers grow from a distance, until Luffy is standing right in front of him. Spoilers for 731.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Dragon, Sabo - Complete
Appearance by Jordanna Morgan reviews
It was the first time Ed had thought of what others would see when they looked at him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Of Toy Tigers and Parades by Taisi reviews
In which Sanji's not as much of a jerk as he pretends to be, and Luffy is really, really not that hard to please. (Drabble, nakamaship.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Luffy, Zoro, Sanji - Complete
How to Gain an Invisible Friend by apocalypse later reviews
or 'Adventures in the Worst Afterlife EVER', because Ace sure didn't sign up for this s***. What happened to eternal peace? Or more importantly, his hat? (In which Ace is a time-traveling ghost, his younger self is unimpressed, Sabo is alive and Luffy is stupid.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo
Perpetuate Warmth by Taisi reviews
Drabble. "He's a little slow," Ace said suddenly, voice fond and soft. "And he doesn't always think things through. But he's yours, once you have him, and he'll give you absolutely everything." (Set during the Alabasta arc.)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 256 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Luffy, Sanji, Ace, Strawhat Pirates - Complete
The Journey into Luffy's Memory by Didannl reviews
The crew is cornered by a new enemy who destroys crews by showing them their captains past, hoping that they would lose respect for him. The straw hats journey into Luffy's memory, his adventures and past are revealed to them. (DEAD FIC)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,246 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Strawhat Pirates
Exclusivity by Taisi reviews
A stranger flirts with the oblivious Luffy, and the Straw Hat Pirates reveal a possessive streak. (Nakamaship, drabble.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 618 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Luffy, Strawhat Pirates - Complete
The 10 Most Evil Pranks Thatch Played on Marco by c2t2 reviews
They really are.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Marco, Whitebeard, Ace, Thatch - Complete
Pack Animals by ZakuroU reviews
A mission to the frigid north goes terribly wrong, leaving Roy gravely wounded and Edward and Riza without their greatest weapons. Now locked up in the hands of rebels, they have no idea how to escape or what lies in wait for them. And how can they possibly hope to break out when Roy can hardly walk for the pain? Parental!RoyEd, Royai, T for mild violence and swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,106 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Edward E., Maes H., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
First World Problems! by Nimblefoot13 reviews
Have you ever wondered what other problems some of your favorite FMA characters have? Well, here you go. Your welcome. R & R, no flames. Tragedy, because it's truly terrible!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Complete
The Southern Clans: The Secrets of the Moon by UnknownNightspirit reviews
A dark time is peaking over the horizon. Moonkit, born into a family full of high expectations, is given everything she's ever wanted. Secrets unfold and it's up to Moonkit to either remain loyal or turn her back on all she's ever known, what will she decide?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,345 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Complete
RADIANCE: Shaded Fate by Reminiscent Lullaby reviews
Now that Sunmask is a warrior, she realizes how dark her path really is, but the betrayal goes beyond Midnight and his cats. With the war between the Clans becoming a bigger deal than it used to be, Sunmask will have to find away around the obstacles on her path to her fate, before her life and her heart is risked on the way. Sequel to Bright Horror and Sunny Darkness. Rated T.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 80,593 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
The Supernova Eleven by Phalanx reviews
In any other reality, they would have been called the Eleven Supernovas, and each of them would be notorious in their own right. In THIS reality however, they would come together under the same captain, be part of the same crew: The Straw-Hat Pirates. AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,430 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas
Train Dreams by JessenoSabaku reviews
"Gold Roger" was more than a name-he was a curse. When that curse took Sabo away forever, Luffy has to cope with the fear, the guilt, and learn what it takes to protect the people he loves. Luffy-centric, Sabo and a few other characters on the side. Inspired by novel Train Dreams by Denis Johnson. Anyone who finds the one quote derived from the book can have a prize! K .
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Luffy, Brook, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Once again by TheVictor reviews
A 7-year old Luffy is approached by his future self. It seems Luffy's entire crew died at the hands of Fleet Admiral Akainu right after defeating the Yonkou Kaidou. Follow a much stronger, smarter Luffy as he repeats his adventure, hoping to avoid the same fate as well as correct some mistakes. Warning: OOC!Luffy, Godlike!Luffy, Smarter!Luffy, LuffyxRobin pairing on the side.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 61 - Words: 154,197 - Reviews: 3433 - Favs: 6,680 - Follows: 6,158 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Luffy, Strawhat Pirates
Savior by LuffyForKing reviews
Ace is about to die...but he doesn't? One-shot. Crack fic.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
Drop-In Voyage by Lily Noir reviews
So how does one go about visiting family on the other side of the globe? Easy: just board a ship. There's a pit stop on the way, you say? Dangerous, is it? No biggie, simply wreak havoc. And watch out for that fist! Strongest man in the world? Really? Then, surpass him it is! - Luffy did always have his priorities straight... somewhat.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,588 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Luffy, Garp, Ace
Zoro was Raised by Chickens by Cana-Puff reviews
The truth of Zoro's backstory, before he joined the dojo with Kuina. A one shot about Zoro being found and raised by a loving chicken mother and rooster father.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
The Southern Clans: The Heart of A Badger by UnknownNightspirit reviews
Blackkit's life was as normal as any kit. That is, until she and her littermates ventured off away from WillowClan camp. Now scarred for life, her life is full of hatred, mistreatment, and betrayal. How can she get on with her changing surroundings when enemies lurk behind every corner?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,149 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Complete
The Day Ace Died by Son Goshen reviews
One-shot. Nothing in his wildest dreams could Ace have ever cooked up the gruesome scene playing out in front of his eyes. He could only watch helplessly as his family fell one by one to protect him, and as the world he had grew to know crumbled into dust, Ace turned swiftly around and ran. He never looked back. Thus was the end of Portgas D. Ace, charismatic idol singer.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ace - Complete
Double Vision by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Shanks and Luffy have finally met up after over a decade, and he's thrilled that the young man has become an incredible pirate in his own right. Who wouldn't throw a party over that? Shanks might have had a little bit too much to drink, though, because he's got to be seeing things...
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 200 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Shanks - Complete
So You're Getting Married by siqwithaQ reviews
30 different letters for 30 different husbands.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - E. Kidd, Killer
Pure Alchemy by ketren reviews
COMPLETE. AU from end of original anime. No one expected Ed to return unscathed after he sacrificed himself to the Gate for his brother, but it's no surprise that he brings a host of problems with him when he does. It's a good thing Mustang and crew are used to helping clean up his messes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,644 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Trapped in Ice by Reminiscent Lullaby reviews
Frozenkit lives in her brother's shadow. Taking the path of a medicine cat seems to be the only way she could shine. With the limits of her new role, the life she wanted is not as the Clan's healer, and she never could have imagined that the anger and hatred that has built up inside of her would one day lead her to fighting the battle with herself that she can't win. Rated T.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 99,930 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Complete
The Great Lakes Clans: The Thorns of a Cactus by UnknownNightspirit reviews
Poor Cactuskit, she's born into a world outside of Warriors. A legendary cat visits her and tells her about her destiny. Boulder tells her about a mysterious Clan that use to live alongside TreeClan, OceanClan, and RockClan: VolcanoClan. Their founder vanished in StarClan and its up to Cactuskit to make sure time doesn't repeat itself: the time of she-cat enslavement is among us.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,116 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Complete
Baby Blues by Checkerboards reviews
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Nothing but trouble by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
Marco and Thatch have had just about enough of the Moby Dick's newest passenger. Whenever Ace isn't trying to kill Oyaji, he's driving the rest of the crew insane with his bizarre habits. They're not even sure if they've picked up a feral dog or a person anymore. Who the heck raised this kid, anyway? Wolves? T- for language.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,709 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 498 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Marco, Ace, Thatch - Complete
Reminiscing The Times by Fate's Silver Chain reviews
Luffy had never seen the justice that the Whitebeard Crew gave his brother in death. He wanted to share that. Even if only for a little while.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 87 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Luffy, Marco, Whitebeard, Strawhat Pirates
Scallywag by Agesilas reviews
They were trapped in a boat, with no memories, no means to escape, most of their supposed crew mates seemed insane, and the captain didn't even knew what pirates were!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,909 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Luffy, Strawhat Pirates
Moby Dick's Tales: The Question by Freefan1412 reviews
Slight AU. They had know it would have to be dealt with one day. Point being that the One Day had not been supposed to come anytime soon. Or ever, really. Especially not because of that.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 120 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Thatch - Complete
The Three Admiral Brothers by Miqila reviews
What if Sabo, Ace and Luffy were the three admirals?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 145 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo - Complete
In the Jungle, the Mighty Jungle by scratchienails reviews
A series of brief moments in the early days of the future pirate king. Before Shanks, before the fruit, before Ace, Sabo, and Dadan, Monkey D. Luffy was just a young kid with a crazy, but absent, grandfather. Those days had more affect on him than anyone will ever know.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Luffy
Breadwinner by siqwithaQ reviews
Because when the trouble doesn't find the Straw Hats by itself, the Straw Hats have to go looking for trouble.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Luffy, Nami, T. Law - Complete
Subtlety by MadRabbit reviews
Caveat lector. Just when you think you have reached the summit, another mountain appears. Once nameless, once called 'Boy', he finds fame as Dracule Mihawk. Part XV: Having encountered pirates of all kinds, Mihawk meets his match in the Blind-eye pirates and a prediction of certain death.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,353 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Mihawk
The Drunken Pirates Guide To Las Vegapunk by frenchverbs reviews
Zoro, Sanji & Ussop don't wake up in their ship but rather in a random motel. And why is there a polar bear and an orange cowboy hat? Most importantly, where the hell is Luffy!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Strawhat Pirates, Heart P.
A Song for the Heartsore and War-Weary by gestaltwithluck reviews
"Sorry, Ace," Marco murmured to himself as he riffled through the stack of old newspapers. "I don't know how it happened, but... I think I'm stalking your little brother."
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 379 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Marco - Complete
Harry Potter: Fullmetal Style by MaidOfLife-abandoned reviews
Crack! Alphonse, Edward, and Mustang are sent by the military to fix a certain problem in the wizarding world. When they land in Grimmauld Place, what happens next? I honestly have no clue. SECOND CHAPTER: Hughes and Armstrong meet Peeves. And before you ask, yes. It does involve sparkles.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Albus D., Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
Oh God, My Eyes! by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Cover art by amba gurl.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Garp, Ace
Magnifying Glass by Evil Little Dog reviews
You're watching your employer's child through a window. Young!Kimbley. Creepy. Please see additional warnings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Kimbley - Complete
Not For A Loop by nekked reviews
Basically, she couldn't have been more Coby's type (assuming there was such a thing) if she'd leaned over and retched up a box of kittens and worn a chastity belt. And it looked like she was wearing a pair of cut off jean shorts, so the effect was probably the same. — Crack! Bits of KohTash, CoVi; T for drug related humor
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Helmeppo - Complete
An Oddity by VanessaWolfsbane reviews
The League notices some odd behavior from Batman around the time that a certain Boy Wonder shows up, but Batman is an oddity, so no one questions it. Daddy!Bats
Batman - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Like The Lion King But with More Shouting by lavavulture reviews
Nami is having a baby. Right now. So of course the Marines attack.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Romantic by Hannelore Cat reviews
Trafalgar Law was not one for mushy, lovey-dovey relationships.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/23/2012 - T. Law - Complete
That's My Little Bro! by Lotus-Lily reviews
Oneshot. It's an ordinary morning on board the Moby Dick, when Ace discovers Luffy's first Wanted Poster and decides to share it with the crew. "Hey guys! This here's my little brother!"
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 665 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Legend by MadRabbit reviews
Tie-in with Subtlety, but stands alone. "They say who takes the great black blade/From where its master's corpse was laid/Will find the world in arms arrayed/And count ten thousand foes." T for brief, mild language, because pirates. Verse.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Gol D. Roger - Complete
The Trials of Vice Admiral Smoker by denytheworld reviews
Chopper is kidnapped. Smoker faces Hina to get him back. crack. slight smoker/hina
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Smoker, Strawhat Pirates - Complete
Unwanted Attention by denytheworld reviews
Ace does not know the meaning of discretion. Smoker suffers for it. smoace
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Smoker, Ace - Complete
Vices by denytheworld reviews
The things Ace would do to get Smoker's attention... smoace
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Smoker, Ace - Complete
Will to Protect by chibikaty reviews
After his untimely demise, Ace decides to haunt Luffy. Too bad for him that Buggy is the only one who can see him. Still, such obstacles are minor in Ace's quest to protect his little brother.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Faster, Faster! by roo17 reviews
Marco and Law come home to hear some very interesting noises coming their bedroom.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
There's a Clamour in Your Whispering by Haurvatat reviews
Sometimes the silences say what words cannot. Luffy needs to convince Fukaboshi that his life isn't something he's allowed to ever throw away. Luffy- and Fukaboshi-centric. No slash, pairings, violence, etc. Rated for mild lang.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Luffy - Complete
Taking Sides by siqwithaQ reviews
A boy approaches the gate, intending to make a change. Slowly, they join him.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
If Vision is the Only Validation by Haurvatat reviews
The government is corrupt and the world is going to seed. Who is there left to trust but the criminally insane? AU Somewhat Ace - centric; includes the Whitebeard Pirates and the Strawhat Pirates; rated for lang; NO PAIRINGS SLASH, HET OR OTHERWISE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Ace, Luffy
Four o'clock in the Afternoon by Quartic Moose reviews
"There was a very curious noise coming from the Fuhrer's office, something between bellowing and whistling, with a kind of sneeze in the middle. Hawkeye had never heard anything like it." Warning: Contains Pun. Drabble series! Now up: Misadventures of Colonel Bitesized
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010
YumYum Time with Ling by kalirush reviews
Ling likes Amestrian food.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Ling Y., Lan Fan - Complete
Horrific Thanksgiving by roo17 reviews
Ace hated Thanksgiving, Luffy loved them. But now, their views on the holiday have switched. Why? Cuz Garp didn't have enough time to make the turkey for the brothers. Horrible summary, sucky story :P
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Bugs by Roseveare reviews
Every so often, there are bugs. Luffy the entomologist.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
The Pirate King with the Fist of Love by UNseated4TH reviews
Garp's legacy of disapproving Luffy's piracy lives on in reverse, when Pirate King Monkey D. Luffy pays his own grandson, Monkey D. Roger, a visit in order to express his feelings on Roger's status as a marine. "You were SUPPOSED to become a PIRATE!"
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 244 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Luffy - Complete
Two Idiots Tied to Chairs by kalirush reviews
Ed and Ling get kidnapped. T for Ed swearing at Ling.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Edward E., Ling Y. - Complete
Penance by Laora reviews
The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,965 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 2,905 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
Mary Mary? Quite Contrary! by CelticKawaii reviews
The Teen Alchemist. The Eighth Homunculus. We've seen it all before. But does it automatically make your OC a Mary Sue? Here's my advice when it comes to making a still-believable character.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Ink by VickyVicarious reviews
"It's a shame that the entire world thinks Ace doesn't know how to spell his own name." The origins of Ace's tattoos.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 113 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Ace, Whitebeard - Complete
Long Live the King by Jade Tatsu reviews
According to Rayleigh, Gol D. Roger never called himself the Pirate King but someone must have. What are the exact requirements to be the Pirate King? The Gorosei has a list and one Pirate fits all the requirements. Longer summary inside...
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 384 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Luffy, Whitebeard - Complete
The Problem with Crossovers by MoonClaimed reviews
The start of term feast begins as tradition dictates: with two black-cloaked figures determined to make an entrance. It all goes downhill from there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Albus D., Edward E. - Complete
Zozzled by MadRabbit reviews
"But…have you ever danced a reel before?" "Maybe once or twice," said Shanks, apparently unconcerned by this. "I may have been drunk." -Shankino Oneshot including fluff, dancing, and drunken zaniness
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Shanks, Makino - Complete
False Insanity by Revere Me Deeply reviews
"I'm telling you I'm not insane!" Ed yelled as his matted hair hung out loosely from his usual pony-tail and stared up at Roy with scared eyes. "There are just people in my head telling me to kill you!"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Edward E., Roy M.
Muzzled by Velkyn Karma reviews
Santoryuu has a few other advantages, although it's funny how often nobody sees them coming. Completely random story-set pondering. Set pre-timeskip. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 140 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Zoro, Usopp - Complete
Skin Deep by Jordanna Morgan reviews
After a few centuries, a breakup can be messy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/23/2011 - [Hohenheim, Dante] - Complete
Drouble Drabble, Toil and Treble! by Phalanx reviews
Assorted Drabbles/Droubles/Trebbles set in One Piece. Mostly focusing on minor characters- Pell, Chaka, Bellemere, Momonga, Yamakaji, Strawberry . Chapter 3: Don't challenge crazy East Blue recruits to drinking competitions if you value your looks.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bellemere, Pell, Chaka
Misunderstandings by Larumbe reviews
Because misinterpretations will happen in the worst possible situations, and Luffy being Luffy will just worsen things for Zoro.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Focus by Sevlow reviews
Mustang, Edward, and all the other Alchemists of fair Amestris are starting to lose their grip on their own minds and bodies. The Amestrian military is in chaos as dozens of its higher-ranking officers start losing their minds to an unknown sickness,
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,665 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Fairy Tales and Kisses by Eigo reviews
Luffy, Ace, and Sabo listen to a story, have an adventure, and each lose their first kiss.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Makino - Complete
Alfons in Wonderland by Crowmunculus reviews
In which Alfons finds a curious bar and accepts a shady deal from a shadier dealer, encounters nudity and offers dating advice to a homunculus, and buys his freedom with a Klondike Bar. Spoilers for both canons, utter nonsense, HeiEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2011 - A. Heidrich
A Comedy of Errors by seatbeltdrivein reviews
Going into the emperor's employ was a quick way to land a price on one's head. Hohenheim found that out the hard way. Pre-series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Hohenheim - Complete
The Road to Rehabilitation by Destined To Repeat reviews
Ed kept going as if Roy had never spoken. "Mind over matter," he declared stubbornly, stabbing a finger at Mustang. "I just won't eat." "Okay," said Roy, bemused. "Don't."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Whitebeard Pirates by pyrat-xo reviews
Marco looks behind him, once, to the flag waving furious and proud in the wind, then faces them again.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Marco - Complete
Fullmetal's Company by Roseveare reviews
Ed should never have flashed the silver pocket watch in a war zone. Written for FMA big bang 2011.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,434 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Happily Ever After by seatbeltdrivein reviews
Alternate manga-verse ending. The world was sadly more interesting before the war, and coming from Envy, that was saying something.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
this is why we can't have nice things by seatbeltdrivein reviews
Grocery lists should not be this complicated. Roy sees this, but Ed remains unaware. RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Placeholder by S.N. Rainsworth reviews
Selim Bradley learns a small lesson in judgement from a man in the shadows. /AUishPost-Manga/Genfic./
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Pride - Complete
Swordmaster by Velkyn Karma reviews
Zoro smirks widely, and says with all the confidence and contentment in the world, "That kid...is the man that is going to kill me one day." Set post-series. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Zoro - Complete
Art in Motion by seatbeltdrivein reviews
A young Kimbley perfects his art. Pre-series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kimbley - Complete
Moving Day by seatbeltdrivein reviews
Roy, Ed, and cohabitation – was it really a good idea? RoyEd, future!fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Stare Decisis by seatbeltdrivein reviews
Barry thinks his wife is more trouble than she's worth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Barry the Chopper - Complete
TanglED by LiLiKun18 reviews
Ed has been locked in a tower his whole life and he's ready to see the world. Join him, his new friend the pyromaniac, and some perfectly scientific magic hair, on their epic quest! Parody of the Disney movie Tangled, Not EdxRoy. Don't take it seriously.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Tin Men and Other Grievous Offenses by seatbeltdrivein reviews
Post-CoS. In August 1939, Al and Ed go to the pictures to enjoy a rare day off... and are mostly unsuccessful.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Someday by highboys reviews
Do you know why big brothers are born first?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Her Boys by colordrifter reviews
In theory, a mountain bandit can do whatever she likes. So how on Earth did Dadan become stuck with taking care of the sons of two of the most infamous men in the world? A story from Dadan's POV about the past 20 years. Pre-Whitebeard War. Oneshot.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
The Root of the Problem by Artemis Rae reviews
In desperation, Central sends Alex Armstrong to round up the Elric Boys; he tracks them down and has a rather enlightening conversation. Western AU, with mentions of Winry and Mustang and his crew.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Edward E., Alex A. - Complete
Part Time Jobs by LiLiKun18 reviews
Companion piece to "Edo the Kitty." Roy explains to Edward the importance of having a part time job. A lot funnier than it sounds. WARNING: Contains Edward and Roy stupidity.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
It Just Isn't Fair by LiLiKun18 reviews
Alphonse is very upset when he wakes up and realizes his self worth. He decides to take it out on his crippled brother. Quick little oneshot. Alphonse rant. Very funny.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Simple Gifts by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Al has a peculiar Christmas gift for Ed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Unspoken Rules by dkprz reviews
Surviving on Moby Dick wasn't all abilities, there were rules, unspoken yet expected to be followed. However, Portgas D. Ace with his lack of common sense, joining the crew for the very first time, might just find things to be a little near impossible.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Ace, Marco - Complete
Not A Father Figure by LiLiKun18 reviews
Ed's feeling down, and Roy tries to give words of encouragement. However, Roy may not be as inspirational as he thinks he is, and everyones a critic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Office Pool by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Ed learns that his pain is often somebody else's gain.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward E., Jean H., Kain F., Heymans B. - Complete
I'm Right Here by LiLiKun18 reviews
Bluebird's Illusion Fic, Post Veggie!Ed ending. The two brother's have gone through everything, and they've gone through it together. But now Al is on his own. How can he get his big brother back? Sad and Sweet. Brotherly Love. No Pairings.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,480 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Edo the Kitty by LiLiKun18 reviews
Edward gets kitty-fied, and suddenly everyone becomes stupid. WARNING: Contains an immense amount of stupidity mainly Alphonse and Mustang. A very very long oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Cool by Miqila reviews
Coby thinks that Luffy is cool. And he wants to be just like him.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Coby - Complete
Retribution for the Wronged by GreenAppleIce reviews
AU. There once was a shadow house in the forest. Five people went in...and five people stayed in. M for some violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
In Five Pieces by Phalanx reviews
Written for Aoihand's Multiverse Challenge. Sets of five drabbles for an AU scenario where Straw Hat Crew only comprised of members of the Eleven Supernova. Bonney, Law, Drake, Hawkins, Urouge, Kidd, Killer and Apoo so far- Completed with Zoro and Capone
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas - Complete
Indecision by ShipDaWhoop reviews
'How were you sure she was in the right place in your crew' It went from a hangout with his fellow admirals to escorting a pirate back to his ship. At least, he had questions to ask the strawhat boy. Did he really think this boy had the answers?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Aokiji/Kuzan, Luffy - Complete
The Justice League by sventastic reviews
Q: What happens when you toss a bunch of misfit marines together? A: Smoker's crew. And a random narcoleptic pirate who is briefly mentioned at the end, but pay him no mind. He's an idiot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Smoker, Tashigi - Complete
Stripping Officers by ShipDaWhoop reviews
"Strip poker." "Baka, what makes you say I'll even be playing with you?" They were Petty officers that time, both stuck in the same room. A storm outside, a deck of cards inside. Smoker/Hina fluff. Rated T for swearing and extreme innuendoes!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Smoker, Hina - Complete
Her Diamonds by Kemmasandi reviews
CRACK The Straw Hats gain another link with the Whitebeard Pirates.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Nami, Jozu - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by VampireApple reviews
"Che, the witch would be Greed." "Stupid Marimo, don't talk about a lady that way!"
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Strawhat Pirates - Complete
Surprise by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Hughes finds something unexpected at the scene of the Rockbells' execution. Third entry in my "Things That Never Happened" series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
The Tallest Man in Hobbiton by PwnedByPineapple reviews
The Gate accidentally deposits Edward in the wrong world. Ed is thrilled. Crack.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
The Balls of Gold by ShipDaWhoop reviews
"It's so exposed!" "Laki, I don't want to laugh again!" Conis and Laki talk about Wiper. Specifically about his very personal, private belongings. Fluff. Rated T for innuendoes.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Conis, Laki - Complete
Dubbings and Conversations by ShipDaWhoop reviews
"I'll be Robin!" "Oi, I was going to choose her until you interrupted me, Luffy!" Luffy, Usopp and Chopper entertain themselves by dubbing the inaudible voices of their nakama. If they only knew what they were really talking about. Nakamaship!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Toy Soldier by Roseveare reviews
Roy Mustang and Ed get a lesson in what it means to bring a 12 year old into the military after Edward falls into the hands of terrorists. Gen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Questing is easier with the appropriate equipment by Aoi24 reviews
Challenge!fic. Weapon challenge. 3-shot. RPG AU. Adventurers gather together in guilds before heading out to explore ruins, fight monsters and use their unique skills in the world. After all, they're only interested in treasure...right?
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,254 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010
Omen by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Spandam is being followed. AU.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Spandam, Robin - Complete
Brat by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Crocodile and Vivi are stranded on an island. AU. For Abra Cadaverous.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Crocodile, Vivi - Complete
Marimo! by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Proof that there is a such thing as too much Zoro.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
Childhood by soap and sanitizer reviews
slight originalshipping. oneshot. "At five, Pallet Town is the whole world."
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Red, Anthea/Verbena - Complete
Crazy by Heachan reviews
Brotherhood/Manga-Ed and Al go missing and then Edward shows up in Central and somethings' wrong. Read the first chapter you'll get hooked, promise.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,706 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Zest of an Orange by The Storybooker reviews
The bird is overloaded, Sanji needs to borrow a bra, Hancock wants to make babies, Luffy is hallucinating... The reunion of the Straw Hats. Crack!fic.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Luffy, Strawhat Pirates - Complete
Cuteness! by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Porche and Perona go on a quest of cuteness. Crack, sort of.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Perona, Porche - Complete
Estrogen by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Either way, there's not much of a difference. Fem!Sanji crack for Amethyst Turtle.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sanji - Complete
Years of Dysfunctional Chaos by The Storybooker reviews
Oda's Mugiwara Family scenario in a collection of one-shots. Robin and Franky are the parents with five sons and a daughter, and Brook is the grandfather. Need I say anymore? AU.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Strawhat Pirates
Those Damn Marines! by Aoi24 reviews
AU. Luffy would never become a marine and he'd be terrible at it too! But if certain encounters went differently and Garp made some different decisions... Marine!Luffy, OCs, Character death, Strong!Characters
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,744 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Luffy, Ace
Magic by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Alone in a land with no hope left, Basil Hawkins summons a demon. AU. Prompt from Penniless1.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - B. Hawkins, Robin - Complete
Procrastination by Hyperthia reviews
Ed tries to write a report. I'll think of a better summary for this later.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Tanked by Jordanna Morgan reviews
As it turns out, taking a pair of alchemic child geniuses to a seafood restaurant is not a good idea.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Trisha E., Winry R. - Complete
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by apocalypse later reviews
Portgas D. Ace - Marine extraordinaire. Or so he hopes. AU, warnings inside. [HEARTLESSLY ABANDONED]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,072 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Ace
The FMA Darwin Awards by Muten Azuki reviews
Every major FMA character shall die! In a fairly retarded fashion. Or at least become sterile. This is crack! Flames welcome.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
That Which Doesn't Kill You by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Kain Fuery makes a surprising request of the Elric brothers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Kain F. - Complete
Beware the Kraken by peroxidepest17 reviews
In which Zoro apologizes like a Man and Sanji's response is appropriately Man Dumb.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Between You and Me by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Sir Crocodile meets the most wanted man in the world. The plan to take Alabasta is months away, and Dragon already knows more than enough. Crocodile is not amused.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Crocodile, Dragon - Complete
Whoopsies by flybynight00 reviews
Walls can fall without any warning. Happiness can arrive unexpectedly. Clavicles can lead to love.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,268 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Roy M., Edward E.
Dangerously, Deliciously, Cute by Tally Mai-chan reviews
You never know how Devil Fruit powers will combine. A lesson Law learned the hard way. A humorously sexy one-shot.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/4/2010 - T. Law, E. Kidd - Complete
Once Upon the Going Merry by 19765 reviews
The Strawhats, in various fairy tales by the Grimm Brothers. Slightly read: very cracky. Various pairings, if you want to see it that way.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,416 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010
Ed the Handy Man by Muten Azuki reviews
I want to prove that Ed can have more jobs than Mario, Peter Griffin, and the stereotypical illegal immigrant. This is crack! Flames Welcome.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 130 - Words: 18,310 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Adventures of the Fullmeddle Alchemist by Destined To Repeat reviews
Nice little mess you've gotten yourself into this time. Full summary inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,919 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward E.
Reverse by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
From Aoihand's Multiverse challenge. And the chaos commences!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
Western Piece by ZeldaAddict42 reviews
East Blue meets Old West AU. Another unanon from the OP fanforall. T for language and violence.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,409 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Complete
Junkie by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Maes Hughes suspected he had a problem.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Maes H. - Complete
Remembrance by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
It was all she had left to remind her of the giant who had taught her to laugh...
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Robin, J.D. Saul - Complete
Through the Flame and Fire by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ace isn't sure about what family is until Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Mute by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
It was the silence that drew Nami in, like the unspoken song of the storm. Crack pairing ahoy!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Nami - Complete
We Call This Boy on Boy by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sanji and Zoro introduce modern ideas to a primitive culture. Or something.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Underestimation by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Moral of the story: don't f--k with the Cat Burglar or Demon Child. Seriously.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Nami, Robin - Complete
Pokémists: Pocket Alchemists by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
It’s back! What if FMA was re-made for Pokémon’s audience? Worse still, what if FMA's original plot was scrapped for Pokémon's? Will Ed and his Pokémist Al thwart Team Homo's evil plans? Will Winry get a new bike? Will Ed ever be able to swear again?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Little Things by MadRabbit reviews
They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 221 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Klabautermann by Aoi24 reviews
Let's sail together once more to the sea of adventure! Various Klabautermann and their nakama. What is a pirate without his ship? Shanks, Crocodile, Whitebeard, Rumba Pirates, Merry, Sunny. COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Crocodile, Whitebeard - Complete
Rhapsody by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
High School AU which includes drugs, hobos, and violent teachers. Prompt from Amethyst Turtle.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Okama Back To Me by Lady Emzebel reviews
As if you'd thought the crew could get any weirder...and then they just had bring on board the flamboyant transvestite we all love best. A response to The Sacred and Profane's 'newkama' prompt. Enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bon Clay/Mr. 2 - Complete
Asymmetrical: Mini Drabbles for Roy and Ed by Destined To Repeat reviews
A truckload of minidrabbles dedicated to Parental!Roy/Ed: officially complete. “The day that Ed learned about the Flame Alchemist’s little weakness, he stood grinning outside the Colonel’s window for an hour in the rain, just to annoy him."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Wizard and the Wyrm by Demus reviews
It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,942 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Mugiwara Santa's Grotto by Roseveare reviews
Christmas fantasyAUcrack!FLUFF of DOOOOOOOM. Gen.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Robin, Luffy
That glass had better be empty by Muten Azuki reviews
Ed doesn't want to drink his...drink. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Teaching Luffy by InsaneMelon reviews
There was only one thing Nico Robin knew for sure: Luffy couldn't read, and she could. To her, that was a completely simple and conclusive equation with only one possible solution..." LuRo FRIENDSHIP 'cause there are not nearly enough of those around!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 201 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Luffy, Robin - Complete
How to Annoy Your Colleague by she-wolf vixen reviews
Ed and Roy started with bothering one another on the elevator. Now, it's a full-fledged war of pranks on their colleagues. A comedy drabble series. Some Parental RoyEd! XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Ironic by Corsiva Vyrae reviews
It's the squadron's day off and Roy has organized a staff party! There's free food, people who are practically family and even entertainment! Who wouldn't want to be there? Of course, Edward never knew he was going to be performing either. RoyxEd Fluff!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Direction Decisions by naniyo reviews
Luffy was taking his first steps when he gazed at his grandfather. Then he gazed at Ace. Then he tilted his head, confused. Was he supposed to choose? Oneshot, No Spoilers, Only the cuteness of Garp raising the two brothers.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 123 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
The Greatest Party That NeverOfficiallyHappened by Slim Gohan reviews
On the eve of his first child being born, Garp has Gol D. Roger cornered once more. However, instead of fighting, Garp and Roger agree to throw the greatest party ever. This is the story of the party the World Government didn't want you to know about.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Garp, Gol D. Roger - Complete
The Family Card by evilchibis reviews
Ace wasn’t sure which was worse--having a famous father, or having an even more famous brother. *A vision of a possible future, set after the ending of One Piece. Contains spoilers for chapter 550*
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Ace, Smoker - Complete
Baroque by Clarobell reviews
Luffy promised Ace not to leave home until he was 17... so why is he an elite member of Baroque Works at the age of 14? What of his dreams to become Pirate King? A 'what if' take on the story of One Piece.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,628 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Luffy
BNW: Dark Horse by qweas357 reviews
AU. /Marine Commodore Monkey D. Luffy/ doesn't care about pirates or Marines. He believes what he sees and decides good from bad by himself.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 224 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Smoker, Luffy - Complete
Supernova Fairy Tale by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
AU-Crack Story involving all the Supernovas. Prince Drake must go save his fair Princess Hawkins after the insidious Trafalgar Law captures him and demands him to become his lover. Drake x Hawkins, Law x Kidd, One-sided Bonney x Drake.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/28/2009 - X Drake, B. Hawkins
By My Side by Night Rain Illusion reviews
If he could cure Brother by using human transmutation, then he would do it in a heartbeat. Al's determined to succeed, no matter what the consequences may be. But Ed just wants to wake up. Based on BBI!Veggie Ed. Warnings for insanity and character death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,260 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 475 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Saved by PunishmentFactor reviews
It is a sad day for the world of One Piece. Luffy was captured in his attempt to free Ace, and now they both await their executions. It would seem that all hope is lost...or is it? One shot.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
In Which Zoro is the Grand Master of the Universe by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zoro can shape the world.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Drowning In Blissful Insanity by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Day after day, subjected to unthinkable tortures, Ace couldn't help but crumble little by little under the dark, grinning gloom of Impel Down.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Ace - Complete
Luffy's Forbidden Love by Madame Lady reviews
She was never his to love...but that doesn't stop his longing. *Crackfic*
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Luffy, Sanji - Complete
Sanji is gay by peroxidepest17 reviews
Following the events of episode 378- Sanji tries to play nice for a few days. It backfires a little.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
HALP! by Demus reviews
Crack!drabble response to Kitty!Ed chimera fics. Ed has a vry srs question for Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Flashes of Gold by mutantpenguins reviews
Some people would think that Roy Mustang saw things a little less clearly than everyone else due to his missing eye. They were wrong. Roy/Ed, kind of sad.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Scream by possessed by the anime reviews
It drove him mad, sometimes. Short oneshot, Edcentric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Make Me Beautiful by Little Blossom reviews
One shot -Crack- People just want to be beautiful, and Sanji can help. Whether he knows it or not, Nami sure plans to make a killing on it. Sanji poking and general nakamaship
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Table for 2 by Ryu-Sorairo reviews
Roy leaves Ed alone with a bottle of wine. What could go wrong?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Pacing Out His Cage by Demus reviews
There is something of the lion in Edward Elric. Something that goes deeper than his tawny mane and predatory golden eyes.' Roy Mustang is an observant man, but he is not the one with lion's eyes. Hinted EdxRoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
One Piece the Abridged Series by FrescaPower reviews
All your favorite pirate adventures retold in an Abridged parody, now with 20% more dub bashing! Chapter 9 'Arlong Park the Musical' is up, in which Arlong sings about how much better fish men are, Nami sings of her tragic past, & much more!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,633 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Freak Accidents by Checkerboards reviews
Tentacles, polymorphs, and mutants! Where does Gotham get those wonderful freaks?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Morning After by Banana Rum reviews
“No one gets that wasted on HALF the military limitation. NO one. Take it as a kindness that I refrain from saying anything more.” Edward, Mustang, a mountaintop, and the river home. Post-series, discounting EOS. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Dinner and a Show by Checkerboards reviews
Lights! Camera! Joker!...oh, this can't be good.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Take Me To the Pilot by Nehszriah reviews
The hunt for Teach bring young Ace to Vegas, but does the old Korea vet have more in store than just a kill and run? Spoilers for 440ish
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Ace, Blackbeard - Complete
Cake or Death? by Checkerboards reviews
The Riddler finds himself locked in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Crossover with the video game Portal.
Crossover - Batman & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,076 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler, GLaDOS - Complete
Horrific Z: Live in concert by Amaxing reviews
Request your favorite, most hated, or 'I can't get it out of my head' song and five Straw Hats will rip it apart and stitch it back together, creating a parodical abomination guaranteed to be slightly funny or your money back. Latest: Butterfly.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007
Ravenous by Arathe reviews
If he obeyed, he did not have to think, and if he did not think, he would not remember. It was safe behind his hunger, in the white noise.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Gluttony, Lust - Complete
Catch as Catch Can by Demus reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist was in hot pursuit of his quarry. Considering his quarry was the Flame Alchemist, Hawkeye was genuinely surprised that every single building in the headquarters was still standing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Gorgon Zolo: Trial by fire by Amaxing reviews
Part 2 of my pirate-lawyer saga thing. A murder. A marine. A mystery. A marimo. Roronoa Zoro returns as rookie attorney Gorgon Zolo, and he'll need every OBJECTION! in the book to save his client...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,288 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
Cat's Claw by incandescens reviews
Smoker's missing, Tashigi needs to rescue him, and Black Cage Hina has a plan. Set shortly after the Alabasta arc.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,363 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Tashigi, Kuro - Complete
Disarmed by PrincessIxi reviews
In a sparring match gone wrong Greed breaks Dorchet’s katana clean in half. Problems issue. Early! Devil’s Nest
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Greed - Complete
These Rotten Lips by Artemis Rae reviews
The girls Roy spends his time with tend to fall into one of four categories. Roy-centric, but Royai. Mangaverse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,149 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Drowning by Griever5 reviews
Luffy loves the sea.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Luffy - Complete
Gorgon Zolo: Ace Attorney by Amaxing reviews
Roronoa Zolo... he's strong, he's skilled, he's... an attorney? Dramatic, thrilling, and comical court proceedings are sure to follow!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,998 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Zoro - Complete
Gestalt by Banana Rum reviews
“I’m Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist.” I think he expected that to mean something. Anything. When it elicited no response, save my dumbfounded stare, he amended his statement. “Stop gaping; you almost look like you believe me.” AT, Hei/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2008 - A. Heidrich, Edward E. - Complete
Alchemy's Child by Beboots reviews
After Ed restores Al, the two fake their own deaths and flee Amestris. To support them, Ed takes on the coveted position of DADA professor at Hogwarts… Harry Potter Crossover!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,932 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
When Ice Finds Love by The Storybooker reviews
She was beautiful. He had been drawn to her when he first caught sight of her among the rubbish, but she was more beautiful than he could have ever imagined once she was clean. It was love at first sight, and Aokiji never denied it.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Aokiji/Kuzan - Complete
The Book of Truth by Beboots reviews
AU. The Elric brothers are in need of money. What better way to acquire it than to publish a book on Alchemy? Shhh, don’t tell the Gate where they got their sources... it’ll want royalties.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,699 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Edward E., Gracia H.
Travelling Incognito by Roseveare reviews
Gen adventure, preseries. An outsider's point of view on Ed. 'There's only one way I can think of, Al, to get inside that place... You'll have to sell me.'
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Angst Half Off by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Because sometimes, people need to take a moment to go "WTF?", even in this morose fandom. Fourth wall need not apply. Spoilers and crack like whoa.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 10/31/2004
Snapshots by Artemis Rae reviews
Glimpses into the lives of Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell. 52 one shots, written for LJ comm 52 flavours.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 36,349 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
A Day Of Christmas by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
.AU Xmas 1shot. Envy hates his dad for abandoning him and his mom. To get back at the old man, Envy decides the perfect revenge will be to destroy his new family just in time for Christmas. But things never go as planned at Christmastime.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Save Me by Sevlow reviews
Roy Mustang is sent to Lior and captured. After five long weeks of torture, will he ever recover? Roycentric angst and violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,873 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Sun Gold And The Seven Sins by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
Is Snow White’s cheerful, sunny tale a little too ho hum for you? Then look alive! Here’s a parody just for you. Will Sun Gold manage to escape the wrath of her evil stepmom? Will good triumph in the end? Will the talking mirror get a date? Find out here!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Winry R. - Complete
From Here On by Artemis Rae reviews
The Elric Brothers have attempted human transmutation, and Winry must deal with the consequences. Halloween fic, manga based AU, what if? scenario.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Winry R. - Complete
Nothing by Artemis Rae reviews
It's Roy's birthday, and he'll just have to be content with nothing. RoyRiza. Silly and slightly naughty.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Full Metal Alchemist, a Crack Story by Mewcatstehe reviews
Just some random crack that I though of, no pairings, just insane humor.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Gender Roles by Artemis Rae reviews
Domesticity, as demonstrated by Ed and Winry. Silliness and fluff. Postmanga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Commercial Chaos by The Storybooker reviews
The Straw Hat Pirates decided to make some money by doing some commercials...but no one can follow the script, and the commercials keep turning out less than perfect.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Strawhat Pirates - Complete
Fractured Fairytales: FMA Style! by wizqevelyn reviews
Stories containing the FMA characters in worlds that don't make sense! There's the occasional rhyme but no reason to these tales, just comedy as the author attempts to retell classic fairytales! Please enjoy, and leave a review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Edward E.
It’s Hard Knowing Your Own Strength by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zoro, Sanji, and Luffy have all leveledup.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Another Day by keyascribe reviews
Just another day on the Going Merry . . . . ZxL or nakamania, whichever you desire.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Get Out of Jail Free Card by peroxidepest17 reviews
Usopp’s birthday just so happens to coincide with a day full of goodnatured fun.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Happy Endings and Fairy Tales by Tuli-Susi reviews
Hughes has an interesting book to show the unit until Ed comes along and points out a disturbing fact. Nothing sexual, get those minds out of the gutters!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Necessities in Life by peroxidepest17 reviews
Food, shelter and a good ass kicking here and there are all you need.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
My Husband by Banana Rum reviews
An OC takes Gracia Hughes to a dinner party and, to the displeasure of the other guest, it is revealed that Gracia loves her husband every bit as much as he loves her. Gracia x Hughes
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Gracia H., Maes H. - Complete
Over the Threshold by peroxidepest17 reviews
Future fic: Sanji and Zoro have always had higher pain tolerances when they’re together than when they’re alone.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Edward's Balomi by triggerhappy.antagonist reviews
A Collection Of Random Oneshots For Your Amusement. Please Note That They May Cause Seizures Or Brain Failure Due To The Extreme Amount Of Stupidity. You Have Been Warned! Recently Re-Edited.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,116 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Voice Over by pyrat-xo reviews
One Piece dub on crack.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 6/17/2005
Holding the String by Banana Rum reviews
Even though it hurts, he is proud to hold the string. He will keep holding until the sun burns his flesh away turns everything to dust. Raveneyes likes it when muddyknees says silly things like that. [Roy x Hughes]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
In a Hard Place by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sanji and Zoro are trapped. Zoro is unhelpful.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Envy Is by Banana Rum reviews
Nearly giddy with the semblance of morbid pleasure and feverish with insanity, his tongue slides into places it should not go, bladed with his ire and sticky with lust. It is lust, perhaps, but it tastes like Greed. [Envy x Greed]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Envy, Greed - Complete
Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 2,993 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Hell Train, Two Tickets Please by Banana Rum reviews
Mustang took the applications from the counter and thrust everything else to the back burner – literally. “I won’t die until I’ve held accomplishment to my lips and taken a healthy swig.” [Hughes x Mustang preIshval]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
300 lbs Of Love by cherrymelle reviews
YAOI CRACK Alex Louis Armstrong is determined to find love, no matter the cost. Sadly he keeps looking in all the wrong places. WARNING for possible brain damages
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Alex A., Envy - Complete
Family Problems by Talamut reviews
Ed rants about the problems of his extended family. No flames please. Jsut an attempt at humor. One Shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Imprints: A Fading Footsteps Side Story by Stick Marionette reviews
Side story to Fading Footsteps, my FMA and Harry Potter crossover. Tom finds Slughorn's parties unbearably boring, but Professor Elric is a charming drunk, and that helps. Contains spoilers for FMA end of series and HBP. AU as of the FMA movie release.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Cold Season by Banana Rum reviews
At the darkest of times, Alphonse muses bitterly that Mommy likes it when Ed gets sick she can shut him out and just love Older Brother. Big brother, smart brother. First brother.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Greatest Groccery Store on the Planet! by www.Wrathchan.com reviews
it's really random...I have no idea why I did this....WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY HEAD!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
If Matt Groening Created Harry Potter by Nimrochan reviews
(OLD WRITING PIECE) Stupid & funny fic. Kind of a parody of the episode of The Simpsons when Sideshow Bob worked at the construction site, only it's Voldemort. Also, Hermione gets Mad Griffin Disease. Takes place during OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2005
An Officer and Some Gentlemen by Y St. Ace reviews
Chapter 13 and 14 up Where everyone learns Important Life Lessons
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 11/24/2002
Zoro and the Incident of the Mary Sue by Digitaldreamer reviews
When the Going Merry stops at an island to gather supplies, Zoro meets a strange girl whom seems to believe that he's supposed to fall in love with her. Chaos insues as he attempts to fight off her and the scary Sueauthor who controls the fic. Pairings: Z
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/29/2005
Fading Footsteps by Stick Marionette reviews
This fic contains FMA end of series spoilers, do not read if you don't want to be spoiled. FMA&Harry Potter crossover, but I promise this one makes sense. Professor Edward Elric takes an interest in a brilliant student by the name of Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,760 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Holiday Madness by Sneaky Wenches reviews
Tis the season for holiday cheer, mistletoe, and a race to see who can get Edward to blush first. Complete!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
Political Party by Mikomi's Pen reviews
[AU] It ain't easy being President - just ask Roy Mustang. Not only does he have to deal with PR flubs, reelection, and impending war, he's still trying to maintain a social life of sorts.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,765 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004
O Holy Night by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Hughes, Roy, and Kimbley, celebrating in the middle of war. Because if you concentrate really hard, and remind yourself how cold it is at night, even in the desert you can pretend you're having a white Christmas.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Roy M., Maes H.
Veritas Veritatum by Mikomi's Pen reviews
It's a matter of pride, really, to track down deserters. AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Roy M., Edward E.
Ad Maiorem Dei Gloriam by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Flame's god lies dead in Ishvar.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Roy M.
Short by Mikkeneko reviews
I don't like it when people call Niisan short.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Execution by X-parrot reviews
Finding the One Piece had always been the goal. But had any of them truly realized the cost of becoming Pirate King, the most wanted man in the world?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Complete
About that hat by lishyu reviews
Just what's that thing made of anyway?
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2004
Young Soul Rebels by Mess reviews
Fourteen years before their run-ins with the Straw Hat Crew, the Marines who would become Hina the Black Cage and Smoker the White Hunter had to face their first great challenge: Officer Candidate School.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/21/2003
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Learning to Protect reviews
His expression held nothing but curiosity when he pushed those giant leaves apart, eyes widening when he located the source of the distressed whimpering. Eyes still brimming with tears, a pair of equally curious eyes looked him over before a toothless grin split its little face. What was a baby doing out here in the jungle! AU Baby!Luffy
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 213 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo
Freedom reviews
Because here, no one cared who you were, as long as you were family. Ace lifted his face to the wind and grinned, because here, he was free.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2015
Open Doors reviews
Silence reigned in the courtroom, broken only when the king, expression one of raging anger, roared,"CAPTURE STRAW HAT AND THE DEMON HUNTER, DEAD OR ALIVE!"
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Luffy, Zoro
Selfish reviews
Roy pulled away, something was wrong. "Ed?" He asked very carefully. The boy looked at him, usually fierce golden eyes wide and fearful, something was very very wrong.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M.
The fruit seller's son reviews
"Go," his cold voice trembled and the prince saw the moonlight reflected off his teary golden eyes,"you're not allowed to be here."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Failed Escape reviews
The scream reverberated around the entirety of Central HQ causing the soldier to look up in alarm. "Holy shit! Get it off me!"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Bad Job reviews
"If you're trying to be my dad you're doing a shit job of it," Ed finished before turning and walking out of the door
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Wonderland reviews
Roy was sitting at his desk. The clock ticking and ticking a rhythm that made his ears ache. His hand was moving in a repetitive motion that blurred in front of his weary eyes, glance, sign, shuffle, glance, sign, shuffle... ...-BANG! The door burst open to accommodate a very special someone and his lips twitched in a smirk. Finally some entertainment!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Regret reviews
Two empty glasses glinted in the light...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Edward E., Roy M.] Alphonse E. - Complete
Questions reviews
"I-I have a question..." The boy looked over his shoulder nervously, making him raise an eyebrow. "Well Fullmetal, spit it out, I can't be waiting here all day."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Evil Cow Juice reviews
"It'll make you grow taller!" A devilish smirk spread over his features as he pushed the glass closer,"Come now Edward, I'll buy you some ice cream..."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Bickering reviews
It was what they did and they did it well. "Fuck you!" "Oh you wish!" T for mature language :3
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Snap reviews
"That other girl you couldn't save... what was her name again?" "Stop it!" "Oh yeah, Nina wasn't it?" "I SAID SHUT UP!" Rated M for gore :3
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete