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Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, and Spider-Man.

Hello everyone! My name is Kara (care-ah), and I like pie.

Some random important info about me:

I am a fan of Doctor Who (specifically the 10th Doctor), Jack Frost, Tobuscus, Edward Elric, Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield), Smosh (Ian and Anthony), Link (from Legend of Zelda), and Sam and Dean (Supernatural).

If you get to know me, I can be really insane

I love dogs

I sometimes act Emo

I intimidate lots of people on accident

I love writing stories, but I don't usually post them because I think they are:

A) Too stupid of an idea and people won't like it

B) Poorly written

C) Overused topic

The Atheist Professor vs the Christian Student

"LET ME EXPLAIN THE problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes, sir."

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Ahh! THE BIBLE!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help them? Would you try?"

"Yes sir, I would."

"So you're good...!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"Why not say that? You would help a sick and maimed person if you could... in fact most of us would if we could...God doesn't." [No answer.] "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?" [No answer] The elderly man is sympathetic. "No, you can't, can you?" He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. In philosophy, you have to go easy with the new ones. "Let's start again, young fella...Is God good?"

"Er... Yes."

"Is Satan good?"

"No."

"Where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From... God..."

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he?" The elderly man runs his bony fingers through his thinning hair and turns to the smirking, student audience. "I think we're going to have a lot of fun this semester, ladies and gentlemen." He turns back to the Christian. "Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? Did God make everything?"

"Yes."

"Who created evil? [No answer] "Is there sickness in this world? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All the terrible things - do they exist in this world? "

The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."

"Who created them?" [No answer] The professor suddenly shouts at his student. "WHO CREATED THEM? TELL ME, PLEASE!" The professor closes in for the kill and climbs into the Christian's face. In a still small voice: "God created all evil, didn't He, son?" [No answer]

The student tries to hold the steady, experienced gaze and fails. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace the front of the classroom like an aging panther. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues, "how is it that this God is good if He created all evil throughout all time?" The professor swishes his arms around to encompass the wickedness of the world. "All the hatred, the brutality, all the pain, all the torture, all the death and ugliness and all the suffering created by this good God is all over the world, isn't it, young man?" [No answer] "Don't you see it all over the place? Huh?" [Pause] "Don't you?" The professor leans into the student's face again and whispers, "Is God good?" [No answer] "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor. I do."

The old man shakes his head sadly. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen your Jesus?"

"No, sir. I've never seen Him."

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir. I have not."

"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus...in fact, do you have any sensory perception of your God whatsoever?" [No answer] "Answer me, please."

"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."

"You're AFRAID...you haven't?"

"No, sir."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"...Yes..."

"That takes FAITH!" The professor smiles sagely at the underling. "According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Where is your God now?" [The student doesn't answer] "Sit down, please."

The Christian sits...Defeated.




Another Christian raises his hand. "Professor, may I address the class?"

The professor turns and smiles. "Ah, another Christian in the vanguard! Come, come, young man. Speak some proper wisdom to the gathering."

The Christian looks around the room. "Some interesting points you are making, sir. Now I've got a question for you. Is there such thing as heat?"

"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."

"Is there such a thing as cold?"

"Yes, son, there's cold too."

"No, sir, there isn't."

The professor's grin freezes. The room suddenly goes very cold.

The second Christian continues. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold, otherwise we would be able to go colder than 458 - You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. Because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just..," [Silence fills the room] "...the absence of it." [More silence. A pin drops somewhere in the classroom.] "Is there such a thing as darkness, professor?"

"That's a dumb question, son. What is night if it isn't darkness? What are you getting at...?"

"So you say there is such a thing as darkness?"

"Yes..."

"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something, it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, Darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker and give me a jar of it. Can you...give me a jar of darker darkness, professor?"

Despite himself, the professor smiles at the young effrontery before him. This will indeed be a good semester. "Would you mind telling us what your point is, young man?"

"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with and so your conclusion must be in error..."

The professor goes toxic. "Flawed...? How dare you...!"

"Sir, may I explain what I mean?" The class is all ears.

"Explain...oh explain..." The professor makes an admirable effort to regain control. Suddenly he is affability itself. He waves his hand to silence the class, for the student to continue.

"You are working on the premise of duality," the Christian explains. "That for example there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science cannot even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism but has never seen, much less fully understood them. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, merely the absence of it."

The young man holds up a newspaper he takes from the desk of a neighbor who has been reading it. "Here is one of the most disgusting tabloids this country hosts, professor. Is there such a thing as immorality?"

"Of course there is, now look..."

"Wrong again, sir. You see, immorality is merely the absence of morality. Is there such thing as injustice? No. Injustice is the absence of justice. Is there such a thing as evil?" The Christian pauses. "Isn't evil the absence of good?" [The teacher is temporarily speechless.] The Christian continues. "If there is evil in the world, professor, and we all agree there is, then God, if he exists, must be accomplishing a work through the agency of evil. What is that work, God is accomplishing? The Bible tells us it is to see if each one of us will, of our own free will, choose good over evil."

The professor bridles. "As a philosophical scientist, I don't view this matter as having anything to do with any choice; as a realist, I absolutely do not recognize the concept of God or any other theological factor as being part of the world equation because God is not observable."

"I would have thought that the absence of God's moral code in this world is probably one of the most observable phenomena going," the Christian replies. "Newspapers make billions of dollars reporting it every week! Tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?"

"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."

"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?" [The professor makes a sucking sound with his teeth and gives his student a silent, stony stare.] "Professor. Since no-one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a priest?"

"I'll overlook your impudence in the light of our philosophical discussion. Now, have you quite finished?" the professor hisses.

"So you don't accept God's moral code to do what is righteous?"

"I believe in what is-that's science!"

"Ahh! SCIENCE!" the student's face splits into a grin. "Sir, you rightly state that science is the study of observed phenomena. Science too is a premise which is flawed..."

"SCIENCE IS FLAWED?" the professor splutters. The class is in uproar.

The Christian remains standing until the commotion has subsided. "To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, may I give you an example of what I mean?" [The professor wisely keeps silent.] The Christian looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out in laughter.The Christian points towards his elderly, crumbling tutor. "Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain...felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain?" No one appears to have done so. The Christian shakes his head sadly. "It appears no-one here has had any sensory perception of the professor's brain whatsoever. Well, according to the rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science, I DECLARE that the professor has no brain."

The class is in chaos. The Christian sits... Because that is what a chair is for.

If you believe in God, copy, paste in your profile, then add your name to the list: Doctor Frostybuscus

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Peter

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green. Blue

3. your first initial? K

4. your month of birth? September

5. which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Lizzie

7. your favorite number? 7

8. do you like California of Florida more? I've never been to Florida, so California

9. do you like the lake or ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) Get a boyfriend.

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person. (HELL NO!!! He is my fellow nerd...)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday (*sigh* I wish...)


Things about me that are stereotyped (not sure how to word it...):

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I wear short SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY(at least I'm told I am), so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

Yup. Say anything like that to me, and I shall murder your face. (That is my only THREAT, but I will react poorly and possibly be mean)

YOUR GUY SIDE

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIts hilarious when people get hurt
xYou've played with/against boys on a team
xShopping is torture.
xSad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox
XPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
xGory movies are cool.
xYou go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIts kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
XSports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
XSleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL:17/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.(I love wearing the color black.)
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.(Who doesn't?)
You like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (SHAME ON THOSE GIRLS!)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (I smirk. I don't smile around strangers. Only smirk. With friends I smile... Urg I'm blah-blah-blahing right now...)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of everything. (Who doesn't?)

TOTAL: 8/24

PREP

X You own a cell phone. (Umm, most teens own a cell phone.)
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
x You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
xYou have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.(Anyone who is like this is nuts. Completely and entirely nuts. {no offense})
You have more than one house.

Total: 3/11

GOTHIC

xBlack is one of your favourite colors.
xYou have thought about death. (Before you're like, "Why!?!?!" I thought about how HORRIBLE it would be to die young. Not about how great it would be...)
xYou wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
x You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
XYou have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.(Naturally)
X You dislike preps.

Total: 6/8

PUNK

You can skateboard
You’ve worn plaid.
xYou like Converse.
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (I wish but my mom says no.)
X You dislike pink. (Then why would you possibly have pink hair? /:3)
x You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 3/7

GEEK

x You love the computer.
x You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
xYou get straight A's.(I do if I actually try)
X You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
xYou have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 6/10

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.

Total: 1

Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST!! (I was)

1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 (x) You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle (I jumped out/off of a bicycle. It is a vehicle. It counts.)
5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 ()It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 () You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 (x) You have choked on your own spit
13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it
16 (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 (x) A LOT of People have called you slow
18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling
21 () You've fallen asleep in class (I was close. Like, I could hear, but I couldn't move.)
22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 () You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 (x) You have eaten a bug (Ants are spicy. XP)
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket(in some cases on your head!)
31 (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 () You break a lot of things
33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you (I know not to use big words around my friends. :3)
34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused (I ALWAYS tilt my head when I'm confused. That, plus raise my eyebrow.)
35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day
38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
40 (x) You have drawn a dis-formed heart

How Insane are you?

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (I also once had a glass door "run" into me... :3)
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde. (At least once every day.)

so far: 6

[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody..
] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 10

] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. (...Yes. I admit it... I was drooling over potatoes...)

so far: 13

] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

so far: 16

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 21

[X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 26

[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what?" a lot.
[X] You use memes in real life situations

Total: 30

30x 3 = 90

I AM 90% INSANE

Try Not to Cry (I didn't cry... But got close...)

He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Don't Drink and Drive

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming,
Mom Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

Copy this into your profile if you think child abuse is wrong.

My name is Tiffany
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

The story of Kazu:

Hi, my name is Kazu.
I like Writing and I like Athletics.
I am running down the road
I suddenly tripped over.
I come home with a scatch on my knee.
My mummy begins to worry.
I tell her I am fine.
She sighs and says ok.
I am at school.
When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.
I am sent to the sickbay.
Then I am sent home.
Mummy takes me to the doctors.
The doctors tell mummy something.
Mummy starts to cry.
I tell her it's ok.
I'm not going to die.
She tells me I am starting.
Starting to be slower.
I don't know what it means.
But I have become sick.
I tell mummy it's ok.
I will become better.
Mummy starts to cry.
Do I have cancer?
Mummy says no.
Then what do I suppose.
As a year had past.
I struggle to walk.
My speech is getting slower.
It's hard for me to talk.
My friends like to help me.
My classmates like to run.
But I have to sit down.
And watch them have fun.
Then one day my teacher.
Comes to see mummy.
Daddy comes out.
And starts to get all snotty.
The teacher tells my parents.
I can no longer go to school.
My motion is too slow.
I ask the teacher slowly.
I am sorry I am useless.
I start to cry and beg her.
I want to go to school.
The teacher gives a smile.
And tells me she is sorry.
The school can't really help me.
The words were so cruel.
The day I had to leave.
My friends and classmates cried.
The boys upon the windows.
Wave to me goodbye.
I smile and sit in the car.
I am taken to a school.
A school with special people.
Just like me and you.
I start to have some fun.
I made a lot of friends.
As many years passed again.
I talk too slow to understand.
I cannot run anymore.
And I struggle to even stand.
I cannot write in my diary.
My motion is too slow.
Then one day I am sent.
To the hospital again.
Now many years have passed.
I lie in a warm bed.
I cannot move my body.
I cannot move again.
I talk very slowly.
I cannot move my head.
My mummy sits there crying.
My daddy looks depressed.
I ask my mummy sadly.
Am I going to die.
My mother holds my hand.
Yells and starts to cry.
A few more years later.
I have to shut my eyes.
I cannot talk or move.
I seem to have died.
Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.
NO GIRL DESERVES THIS!!

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN, FOREST, RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS:Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it's because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!!

FRIENDS: Come over and share an awkward silence for a few minutes.
BEST FRIENDS: Come over and eat all your food.

FRIENDS: Will compliment you
BEST FRIENDS: Will teasingly call you names

TO ALL MY FRIENDS:

1. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

2. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

3. When you are confused, I will use little words.

4. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

5. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

6.You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass

7.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

If you love your mom, you'll read this.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

HONEST SECTION:

Honestly, what are you doing right now?- Um... *sarcastically* Oh I don't know. This?

Honestly, have you done something bad today?- No. I'm an angel. :3

Honestly, who is the last person you spoke to on the phone?- Honestly, I don't remember.

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?- Nope

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?- My sister.

Honestly, do you bite your nails?- I hate to admit it, but all the time...

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?- Yeah. My friends.

Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?- I used to.

Honestly, who did you copy/paste this from?- I don't remember.

THE CANS:

Can you blow a bubble?- In my mouth or from a bubble mix?

Can you dance?- No. I have two left feet.

Can you do a cartwheel?- Nah. My cart wheel ends up as a somersault.

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?- I don't know. I've never tried.

Can you whistle?- Yep.

Can you wiggle your ears?- Nope.

Can you wiggle your nose?- Who can't? Besides my mom...

Can you roll your tongue?- Yup.

Can you make a clover with your tongue?- Huh?

ANGER SECTION:

What do you do when you're mad?- I write: "No no no no no no no no no" over and over until I'm not mad.

Ever made anyone cry when you're mad?- Well, I made myself cry once.

CRYING SECTION:

Ever really cry your heart out?- Yes.

Ever cried yourself to sleep?- Yes.

Ever cried on your friends shoulder?- Yes.

Ever cried over the opposite gender?- Yes. My dad.

Ever cried over the same gender?- Yes. Me, and my mom.

Do you cry when you get an injury?- Actually, no. I laugh when I get hurt. XD

Do certain songs make you cry?- No.

Do certain movies make you cry?- Some. But, if I re-watch it, I don't cry.

HAPPY SECTION:

Are you usually a happy person?- Meh. Half and half.

What makes you happiest?- My puppy, and my friends.

Does being with your friends make you happy?- Read above.

Do you believe in yourself?- I don't want to hurt your eyes, but FUCK YEAH!

Do you wish you were happier?- *sigh* Yes.

Is being happy overrated?- *sarcastically* Yeah, that's why I want to be happier.

Does music make you happy?- I don't know.

HATE SECTION:

Do you actually hate anyone?- Nah. I love my enemies... Most of them. :3

Ever made a hit-list?- What's a hit-list?

Have you ever been on a hit-list?- How would I know if I was on a hit-list?

Are you a mean bully?- No. Usually I 'bully' bullies. And by that, I mean I run to the closest adult and tattle on the meany. :P

Do you hate your President?- No comment.

CURRENTLY WEARING?:

What shirt are you wearing?- Grey long sleeved shirt and black baggy pants that has "The Beatles" written everywhere

Shoes?: Feet

Necklace(s): None.

HAVE YOU EVER?:

Hugged someone?- Yes. This guy at school who had a sign on his shirt that said "Free hugs", and my family.

Laughed so hard you cried?- Never, actually. I don't cry when I laugh too hard. I pee.

Kissed someone?- Family. And this guy who SAID he was my cousin. ...It was... Strange.

THE LAST:

Person you spoke to in person?- My mom.

Person you talked to online?- My friend.

Person you hugged?- My puppy.

RANDOM:

Do you like surveys?- If this is a survey of sorts then yes.

Do you get along with your parents?- Yes.

Do you have mental breakdowns?- ...Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.

CURRENT:

Current mood?- Tired.

Current hair-style?- Wavy side-bangs with messy low ponytail.

Current windows open?- fanfiction.net , movie2k.to

Current desktop picture?- ...Um, hard to explain. It's one of those thingies that messes with your eyes...

THE DIDS:

Did you ever get into a fist-fight in school?- If accidentally punching someone in the face when stretching counts then yes.

Did you ever run away from home?- Nope. I'm a good child.

Did you ever want to be a doctor?- No. But EVERYONE says I'd be a GREAT doctor, and I'm like "SHUT UP I NO WANT TO BE DOCTOR"

Did you ever want to be a firefighter?- No. I'm sensitive to heat above 100 degrees.

THE DO'S:

Do you know how to swim?- Yup.

Do you like roller-coasters?- ROLLER-COASTERS FOR DA WIN!

Do you own a bike?- Yes.

Do you think you could handle the stuff on reality shows?- I... Honestly I don't know.

THE DOES:

Does hair loss run in your family?- No.

Does you car get good gas mileage?- Um... I don't know.

Does your family have family picnics?- I have only been on one family picnic in my 13 years of life. And I was 3 when we went on it...

THE HAVES:

Have you ever been on a plane?- More times then I want.

Have you ever been to the ocean?- Yup.

Have you ever painted your nails?- Yup.

THE HOWS?

How tall are you?- 5'6"

How much money do you have right now?- $118.55

THE LASTS:

The last person you hung out with? At home: My dad. At school: My friends

Last thing someone said to you?: "Take a Melotonin Kara."

Last thing you said out loud?- "I no wanna!"

THE WHATS?:

What are you listening to?- I'm A Bird Motha' F* Remix (Real song! By Tobuscus)

What is the weather outside?- I don't know. Chilly I think.

What radio station do you listen to?- KLove

List you top 12 favorite Maximum Ride characters in order of favorite to least favorite. Then, answer the questions.

1. Fang
2. Max
3. Total
4. Iggy
5. Angel
6. Gazzy
7. Dr. Martinez
8.
Ari
9. Jeb
10.
Sam
11. Lissa
12. Dylan

1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Gazzy and Lissa? Ew. No.

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sure. I mean, not as hot as Fang I'm sure...

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

D: Ew. Just... Ew.

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Um... Yeah. Only one, I think.

5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Max and Gazzy wouldn't work. No offense Gax lovers. If any.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Um... Angel Jeb=Gross. Angel Sam=Mehish.

7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Well, Dr. M is Maxes mom, then Dylan is just gross. So she'd probably be like, "Max! What is wrong with you!?"

8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

What would happen is Sam discovered his girlfriend's dog can talk? What would happen to Sam and Max's relationship? And will Max fall in love with Fang? (Cause every story needs some Fax in there. :3)

9)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Um... Lets hope Fang and Ari don't... Um... Hook up anytime soon.

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Comfort for a Broken Heart

11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Um... I don't know what that means... And I'm not sure if I want to...

12)Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

Uh, I actually don't know. Does anyone on my friend list read about Total?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Who would draw world's enemy number 1?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I don't want to know. I mean, Max, Iggy, and Angel? Tsk tsk...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"MAX! I LOVE YOU! BUT YOU ONLY HAVE 1 MONTH TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!" Something like that I'm sure.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Something about people who started out sick-in-the-head, and ended out epictastical... Or as epictastical and Ari could get.

17) If you wrote a One/Six Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: A lot of fighting for girls, and farting.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Um... I kinda suck at pick-up lines. Next question please.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Lissa describes a Mari relationship as: Wrong 'cause they're siblings.

20) How emo is Seven?

Um... Not very emo.

Favorite color: BLUE!!

Favorite food: Sushi, pizza, lemon chicken

Favorite band: A tie between The Beatles and The Click Five

Favorite singer: Adele, or Tobuscus

Favorite movie: Um... I don't know... Tarzan?

Favorite song: Gimme That (Tobuscus again...)

Favorite animal: DOG!! :D

Favorite nickname you have: kwaa! 030

Copy and paste if: You are so obsessed with Maximum Ride that when you read Mr. Example, you read Maximum Ride. Example

Copy and paste if: You are so obsessed with Maximum Ride that when you see someone in all black clothes and black hair, you think of Fang.

Copy and paste if: You are crazy and you know it.

Copy and paste if: You have gone into and Victoria's Secret and asked the cashier what the secret is.

Copy and paste if: You have punched someone in the face when they beat you with paper and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I though the paper would protect you!"

Copy and paste if: You've gone to Disneyland and stood still, trying to get people to form a line.

Copy and paste if: You've gone to a populated place and looked straight up, hoping idiots will try to see what you're looking at.

If you have a HUGE profile (and you know it), but keep on adding stuff to it, then add this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile (ok, not so much the stealing the boyfriend part, but killing them 'cause their being an idiot and deserve it.)

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE (SUGAR RUSH!!!! ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU JUST LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF YOUR HOUSE AND STUCK THE LANDING AND BOWED FOR YOUR BROTHER/SISTER AND RAN AWAY COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (I once asked my mom if I had hair... I was tired! Don't judge...)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (Okay,maybe once or twice)

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Yes. By my cousin... He's a weirdo.

2) Where did you get your default picture?
I found it online. *sigh* Just can't get enough of David Tennant...

3) What's your middle name?
Leslie.

4) Your current relationship status?
Single.

5) Does your crush like you back?
I am proud to say that I'm not boy crazy likes lots of girls at my school.

6) What is your current mood?
Hyper. If that's a mood.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Why do you want to know? *sigh* Blue, red, pink, yellow, and white.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Grey.

9) Missing something?
Um... Is that a trick question?

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Wearing a think sweatshirt to school with no shirt underneath...

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
DOG! :D

12) Ever had a near death experience?
Um... If you count falling into a 3 foot deep pool in the middle of Lake Tahoe at winter time then yes.

13) Something you do a lot?
Sing... Write stories... Weird stuff that requires my computer...

14) The song stuck in your head?
I Can Swing My Sword! (Guess who! Tobuscus! Again!)

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
Blackest Orchid.

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
I don't know. I think Julie Andrews...

17) When was the last time you cried?
Um... I'd prefer to not say...

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes. I had to pretend that I was Benjamin Franklin and had to sing a song about him in front of 1-5 grade plus all their parents... And the staff... Don't try it.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
The power to give myself other powers. >:D

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
They generally smell bad.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Some sort of cake thingy that they have in the window.

22) What's your biggest secret?
...I went through a rebellious stage where I ignored anything to do with God... Thank goodness I'm over it now though!

23) Favorite color?
Um... Tie between black and robin egg blue.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
Is Supernatural a kiddie show?

25) What are you?

A person.

26) Do you speak any other language?
A little bit of French.

27) What's your favorite smell?

VANILLA AND LAVENDER!!!! :D

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Weird.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Does kissing my mom count?

30) What are you thinking about right now?
Popcorn.

31) What should you be doing?
Popcor- um... Typing my story. :3

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My sister.

33) Do you like working in the yard?
Who does?

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
RIDE! (Fan girl comes out)

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Nope. I don't like anyone.

36) What is your natural hair color?

Dirty blonde.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

Me.

What would your name be if you could change it?

Juana Ride. I would go by John 'cause I love John Lennon.

1.Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.

Inkspell: '...stood behind some bushes of broom. Their branches hid him,...'

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
A stuffed rabbit.

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Muppet Show

4.Without looking, guess what time it is.

12:13 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12:18 pm

6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear?
The Muppet Show. :3

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I last went outside to get the mail. I was getting to mail. (Duh)

8.Before you started this survey what did you look at?
CakeIsAGoodFriend's profile.

9.What are you wearing?
A grey and purple baggy short sleeved shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. I had the weirdest dream... I was this dude who was a spy... He/I lost his/my memory, and this kid was all like: "Hey dude! You're a girl!" And the dude/I was like: "Yup. Imma girl. But Imma guy" And I was sooo confused...

11. When did you last laugh?
A few minutes ago while watching TobyGames.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Beatles posters... Two calenders... A mirror... And more Beatles posters.

13.Seen anything weird lately?
Your face.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Merp.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Spider-Man 2... Not as epictastical as The Amazing Spider-Man though. Andrew Garfield makes everything better.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would youbuy?

The rights to Spider-Man. Then I'd sell it to Disney so that Spider-Man would be in Avengers 2! :D I would also buy tons of awesome crap to make my life strange.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I once punched someone in the face for asking that same question. *glares*

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would change all those assholes out there who make the world horrible.

19. Do you like to dance?
I despise dancing.

20. George Bush:
is a person. (I bet NO ONE would have guessed that. >:D)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Juana... Lillis... Aella... :3

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Peter! Or Andrew! Or Toby! Or Liam!

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are hydrophobiac

6/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

7/10

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.(loud music maybe, but not angry)

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)

You write in diary/journal/blog.(If you count writing my original fics a diary)

You feel most active at night.

7/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

5/10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

6/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful

2/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

6/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

Zoe Nightshade is awesome

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

7/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire. (it's the heat I hate... But fire is my best friend! :3)

3/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (but, I don't act all self-centered.)

1/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

9/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10
Okay then, I would probably be a child of Hermes...

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The Other Reality by TheLittleOwlChild reviews
One night Merlin goes to sleep and wakes up at Hogwarts. But the next morning, he is back in his bed in Camelot. Which is the dream? Or are they both a reality? Living as both a manservant in Camelot and a sixth year student at Hogwarts, things become complicated as danger draws near in both worlds, and Merlin struggles to conceal his secret from both old friends and new.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,278 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Merlin, Arthur
Things I Thought I Understood by kazzyl reviews
Elizabeth and John meet in Afghanistan in the middle of a war. But once John is killed in an ambush and Elizabeth is discharged because of her injuries, she decides to carry out the one thing John asked of her: take care of his bizarre flatmate, Sherlock Holmes, if he didn't make it home. Sherlock/OC. (we'll see how this goes, eh?)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,277 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Sherlock H., OC]
My Dark Guardian Angel by D.D.B chick reviews
"I felt a sharp pain in my head like the ones I get when I start to remember things from my past. Things that I've seen, read or heard they all seem so real, more real than most of the things that Jeb tells me happened when I was little. Why do I feel pain every time I want to remember something? More important why am I just realizing all of this now. I have to find Fang..."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,532 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Max, Fang
Her saving people thing by SkyeWalkerO66 reviews
Hermione always told her that she had a 'saving people thing' and she usually listened to her unless it was about her emotions and health. So really, she shouldn't have been as shocked as she was to find herself caught up with the people she became so entangled with. Yes, she defiantly shouldn't have been as shocked as she was when she realized she'd fallen in love with Bruce. FEM!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,116 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Audrey in Wonderland by Cotille S reviews
Audrey Dubois has read herself into an alternate universe. A universe where Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are real, not fictional characters. Needless to say, hilarity ensues. (Inspired by the Inkheart trilogy. Eventual Sherlock/OC romance.) *I do not own anything related to Sherlock and its characters, only my OC*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,824 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., OC, J. Moriarty
Anything But Average by banannabee reviews
Average. The one word that can describe me. Average face. Average brown eyes. Average grades. Average – well, everything. I'm not special in any way but one. And I've been told it millions of times. Max and Maya are twins. And Max always feels like the lesser twin. And now that she's fallen in love with her twin's boyfriend? She feels like her all time low.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,862 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Only A Boy by Riddell Lee reviews
AR. Merlin has changed Camelot forever but while that part of his life is complete, destiny has a new task for him. Now he has to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, hide the fact that he's the Merlin, and defeat a Dark Lord that's messing with magic he knows nothing about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,183 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin
Lost by hopper18 reviews
Merlin was dragged to the future without any memories. Will he be able to change his destiny, not even knowing who he was?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,719 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 4/8/2013
Rise of the Arrows by DarkBlur56 reviews
Five years on the island of Lian Yu had changed Oliver Queen and Harry Potter, and now off the island and in Starling City, Oliver's home, the two plan to use their skills to save Starling City from the criminals that overrun it and in order to do that they must be someone else, they must be, the Arrows. Note: This story runs alongside the prequel: Birth of the Arrows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Arrow - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,794 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Oliver Q., John D.
The New Me by CakeIsAGoodFriend reviews
Maximum Ride. The quiet girl in class. You can tease her relentlessly and she won't fight back. This is how she lives her life until she has an accident and ends up with personal memory loss. She remembers nothing about her life, but learns as she goes along that she was not the person she wanted to be. Can she change that? *Currently Discontinued*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 42,470 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Max, Fang
with open eyes by D.D.B chick reviews
"We could still hear the reporters outside banging on doors and windows shouting questions. Me and Ella walked over to the couch in the living room and looked at each other. The next second we broke down crying and hugging each other. What have we done?"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,066 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Max, Ella
Hogwarts Reads In Remembrance by GoldenPhoenixx reviews
Another "Reading the future" fanfic but with a twist. Dumbledore reads "In Remembrance" to everyone in Hogwarts along with a few others to find out who will die in the future. Set in Harry's 5th year just after christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,799 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Harry P.
Dream Catcher by EatenByReality reviews
Fang is constantly bullied for who he is, who his family is. It's how his life has always been: an imperfection. A girl with an unknown face haunts his dreams every night. He knows her, but he doesn't. Is the same girl Maximum Ride?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Max, Fang
Secrets by fallingstars97 reviews
Max and Gazzy lost their dad. Max is moving in with her mom and Gazzy is going in an orphanage. Max takes him with her. they meet Fang Nick Ride Dylan's archenemy, Nudge Monique Tanner , Iggy James Smith and Angel Ride. Max and fang become friends but is there something more? will they fight for what they have? or will Dylan succeed on breaking their relationship? FAX! EGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,495 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Fang, Max
A ghost of a Girl (ON HOLD! LOW MUSE) by ArizonaXCrystal reviews
Based of the movie "Amazing Spider-man". Peter Parker had always had his eyes set on Gwen, just like every other boy in their school, but what if there was a girl who had watched him behind the crowd; too shy to confront the modest teen. Unexpectedly, their destines will intertwine and maybe, just maybe he will fall for her. (ON HOLD!)
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Party Boys Like You Don't Save Cinderellas Like Me by dreams-and-schemes86 reviews
Maximum Ride is a semi-normal girl who's trying hard to live life right. Nick Walker is a famous singer with a rep for being a "Party Boy". What will happen when they accidently meet at a concert? And what will Nick do to win over Max? Major Fax! Rated T. *no wings*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,275 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Max, Fang
Sparks Fly, Then They Burn by jared padaladalecki reviews
Max Martinez is a college drop-out, working as a maid in a five star hotel. Nick "Fang" Ride, a famous movie star, is staying there while he shoots a movie. When they meet, will sparks fly of the good or bad variety? Fax, Eggy, all human. (CURRENTLY BEING EDITED)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,743 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Will Always Find You by bookworm131998 reviews
I remember the day I had to leave them. I wasn't my fault. It was the Erasers. They came and kidnapped me, never letting me see my family again. What happens when Max gets kidnapped? Will she ever find the flock again? What ever happened to Itex? *Re-written version*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,483 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Max, Fang
Sweep Away Love by JfKCrookShanks reviews
Max is forced into a 3 week Sleep Away Camp. Where she is expected to "Make friends" And "Become a better person" And her life does change when she meets Fang, Tall, dark, Tan and handsome. Will Max allow herself to fall in love? Is she ready for a relationship again? FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,424 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Max, Fang
Two Different Worlds by TheCaptainOfShips reviews
Given by KiDrAuHI-BiEbEr1D summary: Max has the biggest crush on Fang. The thing is, she the least popular, and get this, he's the MOST popular. When her best friend, Nudge offers to give her a make-over, will Max get a perfect opportunity, or will everything crash and burn in front her like everything else in her life.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Max, Fang
Beyond The Hidden Secrets: Maximum Immortality by Maximum Immortality reviews
Fang is an average teenage boy with, an easily average family and life…. But then Max gets in the picture with a hidden secret? Lissa, Fang's girlfriend hate's Max because of what she is. How will It all end? Rated T cause, language and stuff. Up for adoption. Pm me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,023 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Max, Fang
Beneath the Dirt Under the Ink by TAGGWRITC reviews
Max was a small country girl. Fang was a trouble making city boy. What happens when Fang's mom sends him to Max's family's farm to learn responsibility? Will the two get over their differences long enough to realize what they could be? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,538 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Remember Me by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Fang is the only one of the flock to survive a government brainwashing. He knows it's up to him to find the others and fix things. Meanwhile, Max can't shake the feeling hse knows the homeless man outside her apartment. Alt POVS Max and Fang
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Fang, Max
Counterfeit Model by bibbler reviews
Max Ride is a famous, completely lovable model- or so everybody thinks. Sure, she's great to work with and a great friend, but there's something about her that's completely fake. That's what Fang Hunter is so focused on finding out. Is it her smiles? Her expressions? What is it? Her parents haven't noticed anything off about her- just the Flock has. It's up to them to uncover it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Fang, Max
Harry Potter and the Boy Without a Home by Oracle2Phoenix reviews
I finally figured out why I don't like any Zelda fanfiction. Link finds himself along with Navi and Epona trapped in the world of Harry Potter after chasing another person who stole Majora's Mask. With no way back, Link must do what he does best and save this new world from the evil that has arrived. Features Link as he should be: Mute.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,368 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - [Link, Susan B.] Navi, Harry P.
Mysteries Unraveled by bobbypingirl101 reviews
At the beginning of Harry's sixth year, Dolores Umbridge receives a large book from a mysterious sender containing details of Harry's many exploits during his years at Hogwarts. What better way to punish the boy than to read it to Hogwarts as a whole? Much to Harry's chagrin, she does just that. OOC, HARRYxGINNY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,169 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Goodbye and Good Riddance by Heart Breaking 101 reviews
Hey, my names Max but you probably already knew that. Well here's what you didn't know about me: I'm abused, and I have to raise my two younger siblings while my Dad gets drunk. It's been this way ever since my Mom died. Well here's my hell- I mean life.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,908 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Max, Fang
Secrets by Voodoo Pigman reviews
Maximum Martinez knows something about everybody. But what happens when Fang Ride suddenly feels the need to get to know her? Maybe he'll realize she's something much more than human. OOCness. T for possible language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Max, Fang
She'll Always Come Back by itsthetruth reviews
Martha Jones met The Doctor first, and now she's coming back, from parallel to parallel to find The Doctor again and to stop the stars from going out. 10/Martha 11/Martha
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - 10th Doctor, Martha J.
The 7 Week Plan by VampireRide reviews
Max, Lissa, Nudge, Brigid, Angel, Maya, Iggy and Ella are BFF's. But when a new guy comes to town, all that changes with the girls. Six girls want him, and despite the promise they made, it's not counting. Now, Max has a plan for them. But She becomes torn apart into too many pieces, which friend should she help? Which friend should she betray? Promise it's awesomer than sounds!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,371 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Matchmaker by theBellKat reviews
Maya and Max are twin sisters who have just moved from New York to California. As they adjust to new everythings, Maya forces Max to help her get to know a certain tall, dark, and silent boy. But will Max and Fang fall for each other instead? FAXFAXFAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Max, Fang
Harry Potter: Mutant Chronicles by anime-death-angel reviews
What if the Evans family adopted Lily when she was a baby. What if Lily's real father was Erik Lehnsherr. Raised by his grandfather Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts as a different person than expected. Good Snape / Hufflepuff Harry / Third year Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Life of a Resurrected Man by highflyer101 reviews
(Sequel to Life of a Dead Man.) After four months in hiding, Sherlock Holmes is finally free to return to 221B Baker Street. Better yet, he's able to bring the one good thing about his time in Scotland with him: Ainsley Boyd. Only problem? John isn't quite as welcoming as could be hoped. And England still hates him. S/OC. (Bad summary, I know. Read it anyways, please.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Sherlock H.
Kidnapped Princess by BlackFireIsAlive reviews
Adopted from maximumriedfan111.Max is the princess of Italy and is forced into an arranged marriage, on the night of her engagement party, she is kidnapped. Her kidnapper tells her they were only protecting her from someone else. But, what happens when she starts to fall for her kidnapper? NO WINGS! FAX! ANGST.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Fang, Max
Heaven Can Wait by Athenian Grace reviews
Esme Platt Evenson, a squib, has only one important thing in her life: her son Harry Platt. When her abusive husband reappears, he uses just the right words to send her spiraling down into the arms of Carlisle Cullen. Will Esme ever see her son again?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,107 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Harry P.
Prodigy by AkitaNeruVocaloid reviews
Max is a musical prodigy. Only her family knows of her great talent, because at school she spends her time studying science. Max is trying to find a cure for cancer, because her little brother is dying from the terrible disease. She is proclaimed the school nerd. Fang is the school player, and is among the many kids who thinks that Max has no talent. Iggy is her only friend.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,622 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Max, Fang
Roommates by TAGGWRITC reviews
Lissa and Max despise each other. They can barely stand in the same room as the other. Unfortunately, they are roommates in their college's dorm. Fang, is Lissa's boyfriend. What happens when after meeting Max, he can't get her out of his head? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,334 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Enslaved by bibbler reviews
Max Ride is the girl who was kidnapped at the age of 8 and sold into slavery at the age of 14 to the Martinez family. Fang Martinez is the rich boy who buys Max since he and his family need someone new to toy with. Will Max put up with the constant teasing, jokes, and pranks? Or will she forget all about her developing love for a certain Martinez boy and just run away?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Max, Fang
A Tobuscus Next Door by emmamagickingdom reviews
Lexie is in for a huge surprise when Toby Turner moves next door, the only problem is that she doesn't know who he is! Enjoy the humorous story on how Lexie and Toby fight it out in the Battle of Neighbours! Hope you like it :
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,297 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Complete
The revengeful transformation by Iggys-pyro-tribute-in-the-dark reviews
Max was ugly she was fat she was what every girl never wanted to be and every guy never wanted. She was teased and can't take it and goes to live with an aunt for a year and when she returns beautiful as ever she does all she can to get back at everyone
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Max, Fang
Guardian of Magic by wolfsrainrules reviews
Winter needed a Guardian. Jack needed Hope. MiM is making plans and sends Jack to Winter hoping to make the future Guardian Happy. He set something in motion not even He had expected. (FEM!Harry(Winter) Pairing:Fem!Harry/Jack)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,249 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost
I Don't, But I Do by mionemobp reviews
A Marriage Decree has been passed, forcing Hermione to abandon her dreams of a happy ending. But perhaps in the end, she can actually have the happy ending she wishes for.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Hermione G., Barty C. Jr.
My Torturer, Back Again by Dot Ride reviews
Max had it all until her dad died. Then she was relentlessly bullied. So she moves away, to Arizona. There she finds one of the bullies that was also her former best friend. What will happen?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,709 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Remember Who I Am Now! by Flubber Butt Buddies FOREVA reviews
Max moved from her friends and home to the other side of the country. But when she moves back will her best friends remember her? All-Human. FAX. Rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Max, Fang
To Love the Sky by kknarwhals reviews
She knows how it feels to be on top of the world. To float amongst the clouds and just leave all her troubles below her. She remembers how the air tasted up there, high in the sky. Now Max can't taste that freedom. Not ever again. cue the dramatic music! Some FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Max, Fang
The Toss Up by LPfan99 reviews
Returning from a five year departure. Max finds herself drawn towards a townie, Dylan. But then finally reunited/given a chance with her old best friend Nick/Fang. Does this make her question who she wants to be with? Yes, absolutely. NO WINGS. This is my first story, give me a chance! Dylan/Max first, then Fax! And then finally a toss up. :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Max, Fang
Week In Hell by DemiSpy reviews
Yo. My Home Eco. teacher released an ultimatum on me. See, my project partner and I will give some kid from the orphanage the best week of his or her life, spending a whole week cooped up in some apartment the school ever so generously provided for us-teacher's words, not mine. Who is my partner, anyway? The 'girl'. Yeah, that one. Fly on, -Nick. AU/AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,541 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Legendary Truths by dreams-and-schemes86 reviews
Maximum Martinez holds an interesting reputation in late 18th century London; mutt, street rat, outlaw...legend. She knows it; everyone knows it. But they can't stop her. And I guess that's what irks them the most. NO WINGS. FAX. RATED T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Max, Fang
Love the way you Lie by Goddess of the Books reviews
Max escaped from the school, and is staying with Iggy. She meets his friend Fang, and she hates him. But that hatred doesn't seem to be returned by him. In fact, it's almost as if he likes her, if you don't take into account the fact that his favorite past time seems to be making her mad. But when Iggy gets kiddnapped, Max and Fang must work together to get him back. BEING REDONE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,186 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Angel With A Shotgun by cutiepie5514 reviews
Fang is not an ordinary guy. He's an angel. He's successful and good at what he does. Once he completes a mission saving a man by the name of James Griffiths from death, his life takes a turn. Fang meets James's best friend, Maximum Ride and immediately likes her. Will he break the ultimate angel rule and become attached to a human? If he does, what's going to happen? AU, not AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,553 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Max, Fang
Something Good Comes From Drowning by NoisePollution reviews
Max is forced to move from New York To Phoenix Arzona with her sisters Maya and Ella. She decided she won't make any friends this time but all that changes when a certain dark haired boy saves her from drowning. rated T because I'm paranoid
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,703 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Day I Both Died and Survived by Novastrike687 reviews
Maximum Ride is 19 and hangs at school, but there was an accident that killed her. She has a second chance, but at a cost. Will she ever have a normal life again? Max will have wings after the accident and yes there will be FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,965 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Max, Fang
What is the Truth? by AkitaNeruVocaloid reviews
This story was adopted from spider-man fan. Max and Fang are boyfriend and girlfriend, and they tell each other everything. But then one day, Max disappears. When she comes back a week or so later, she is secretive and jumpy and doesn't trust anyone. Will she ever tell Fang what happened? Fax, Fax, and did I mention Fax? Sorry if summary sucks. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,309 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Max, Fang
To Move On Is To Grow by Forget My Silence reviews
Max and Nudge used to be best friends and were known as the outcasts until Nudge ditches Max for the most popular group in town, The Flock. Soon after, Max ends up moving away for a year and comes back with a new personality and many secrets. Will Max ever get her old life back or will she be an outcast forever?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Max, Fang
Max's Accident by x-Hephaestus-x reviews
Max has had enough of the chip and tries to cut it out of her arm. However she faints and hits her head which results her forgetting everything about Fang! Can she learn about him from the others and learn to trust him again and love him again? Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,637 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Max, Fang
Twisted by Nightingale123 reviews
Emerald's years of homeschooling are over, and what better way then to celebrate by going to a party? Wrong. She knew that in the back of her gut, something wrong would happen. Emerald thought that she would lose one of the most important things she owned until the local Spider dropped by. Who was this Spandex wearing guy? Would she see him again?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,947 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
The Savior by xoxoeosvugirl reviews
All their lives, Max and Angel never knew any happiness. They grew up, mistreated and lonely, inside the walls of the School, with only each other for support. When they finally escape and fly towards freedom, they inadvertently cross paths with Fang while he is working at his parents' hotel in a New York beach town, leading them on an unforgettable journey. AU/Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,584 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Max, Fang
Reputations by CakeIsAGoodFriend reviews
Max is the new girl in town who wants her old reputation back. The badass. At her new school she meets new friends that she connects with better than she expected. More importantly, she meets Fang. The player. But it's time to find out- is everyone just like they're reputation? Rated T for swearing and minor violence. My take on the classic Max Moves story. Check it out! : )
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 60,728 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Scarred Angel by missangellicdevil reviews
Set after Fang. Fang leaves the flock, only to get himself killed and turned into an angel. However, Fang needs to do Guardian Angel work- something he doesn't really like. How will he do it? And who's his human?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Fang
My High School Life by Timelord-Kenzie reviews
Max Ride has a complicated life. What happenes when a new neighbor moves in? It get's worse. Max and her new best friend have funny adventures ahead of them. Will Love be one of them? Fax, Eggy, Nari. All human
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,484 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Max, Fang
Taking One Day At A Time by HP MR FOREVER 0807 reviews
Max goes through a lot, whether it be trying to avoid her best friend's older brother who she's had a crush on since third grade, or dealing with her divorced parents. How will she make it through everything? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,314 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
And You're to Blame by TwinkieTops11 reviews
Max and her band, Dakota, win the competition, why wouldn't she be ecstatic? A world tour to every continent, having fun, partying, living the life. Of course that bubble deflates when she finds out that she was going with the teen heartthrob band, Breakdown, a.k.a, the band that's going and breaking every girl's hearts that they ask out. Perfect. Just perfect.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Max, Fang
Most Wanted by Icantmakeacreativepenname reviews
Max has been trained in the forest all her life by her dad, to become an assassin. Trained to kill the woman who killed her mother & wants her and her dad gone for good. When she is thrown into the outside world to complete her mission-things happen that weren't part of the set-in-stone plan she trained for. Lies, betrayals, secrets, friends and school are thrown into the mix.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,275 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Max, Fang
Over the Wall by Lovely Lady Moon reviews
For as long as the both could remember, the wall had always been there. AU. Fang has no wings, but Max does. FAX! Enjoy, dear readers.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Max, Fang
The Dare, The Date, and The Kiss by borderlies reviews
She sighed. "Look, you go make out with him, or I will," Lissa said, waving her manicured fingernails around. I scoffed, flexing my hands, trying not to seem annoyed. "And why is that a threat?" Lissa smirked, her dimples showing. She placed her hands on her hips and cocked her head to the side. "Come on, Max! He obviously likes you, and you obviously like him ba—" ...FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
INK'D by cydthesquid07 reviews
Max is a confusing girl who has had a hard life. She's been branded "freak" at school. Maybe because she's different? Maybe because she has an obsession with writing all over her arms till her skin is barely visible. No one understands. Or so she thought. Maybe one boy finally has her figured out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Max, Fang
Who Said Shadows Were Harmless? by MPHknows reviews
Iggy Griffiths and Maximum Ride are two FBI agents notorious for taking down confusing cases. What happens when they get a case that involves some desperate shadows, and unknown kingdom, and an inevitable war? Fax & Liggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,738 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Max, Fang
City of Love by toiinfinityandbeyond reviews
Max finds her one a only true love in Paris, the City of Love. Later does she find out that he's a Prince, with a deadly past. Based off of Cinderella & Monte Carlo!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,023 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Max, Fang
Starving For Perfection by WordsUnsaid reviews
Maximum Ride has a great life.. That is until her father starts calling her fat. Day by day, she starves herself. Trying to make herself society's idea of "perfect". When Fang comes into the picture, will he make her believe she is perfect and beautiful, or will society starve her to death?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Max, Fang
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4846 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Beauty and the spiderman by Scoobycool9 and Luckycool9 reviews
Scooby and spiderman crossover. EDITED CHAPTERS!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Daphne, Shaggy
Doctor Who And Youtuber Tobuscus Crossover by TheDarklyDreaming reviews
As cross over story of Doctor who and youtuber Tobuscus. In this story Toby Turner is the doctor and he wants a new adventure so he goes in search for one and finds one.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2012
New Beginnings by Foopar reviews
Joe Chill has murdered again, this time the Aunt and Uncle of a young boy. When Bruce goes to testify at his trial, how will he react to finding another soul who has gone through the exact same ordeal as him? Special thanks to Oni Rinku for the idea!
Crossover - Batman & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,828 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Peter P./Spider-Man
Because of Merlin by Miss Enthusiasimal reviews
Two of our favourite characters are brought to the future where they see a certain television on TV...In Memory of Corey Adams who commited suicide a few weeks ago. I didn't know you but you were loved. RIP.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Arthur, Uther
Whatever Remains by Dayja reviews
Sherlock dies. When he comes back, he takes detective work to a whole new level. Featuring psychic Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
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Webs and Wings Collide reviews
What if when the Flock went to New York, they met a certain spider vigilante? When webs and wings collide, what will happen? And when Fang finds out that Max likes Peter more than him, how will he react? Warning: Summary sucks, sorry. Plus, there is Peter/Max, just for the sake of change (and I think it'll be cute! :D). Spider-Man is Andrew Garfield cause he's shmexy. :3
Crossover - Spider-Man & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Max
Modern Witch reviews
Max: A witch from the 1600s. Fang: A popular boy in school. What happens when Max time travels and joins his school? Will he know she's a freak or will sparks fly? Fax and maybe wings 'cause I love them . This is my third fan fiction. I personally think that it will turn out to be my best, so please read! Rated T because I'm forever paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Max, Fang
Not the Only One reviews
Saffron Aria is an outcast who is in love with Peter Parker. Then one day, something about her changes, and she becomes a freak. Meanwhile, Peter is also in love with Saffron, so when she starts acting different, he wants to find out what's wrong. Will they trust each other enough? Imagine Peter is Andrew Garfield, 'cause Andrew is smexy. :3 Rated T just in case.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
What is the Truth? reviews
Max and Fang are boyfriend and girlfriend, and they tell each other everything. But then one day, Max disappears. When she comes back a week or so later, she is secretive and jumpy and doesn't trust anyone. Will she ever tell Fang what happened? Fax, Fax, and did I mention Fax? Sorry if summary sucks. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,603 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Max, Fang
Guardian Angel reviews
Max was forced to leave. She discovered a new power that was buried deep in her family history. Now, with two sorcerers and another enchantress, will she be able to protect the Flock? Or will the flyboys become too powerful? Adopted from maandfangforever
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Max, Fang