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Joined 08-24-12, id: 4219144, Profile Updated: 09-03-13
Author has written 6 stories for Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Dora the Explorer, Web Shows, and Sonic the Hedgehog.

WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ UUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i,m the one and only bazooka goblin, at your service. i'm just a KID, so take it easy on my stories and stuff... i'm just using my imaaaaaaaaaaaaagination. O.O


so, the only thing you can know about me is that i'm just WEIRD. let me tell you wy i'm weird:

1.) i watch AAAAAAAADVENTURE TIME!!!!

2.) i always say AAAAAAAAAAAAAADVENTURE TIME!!!!

3.) i sometimes get mad at someone and want to go super sayan and blast a hole through their body...

4.) i believe in aliens.

5.) i've seen a U.F.O.

6.) seriously, i've seen a U.F.O.

7.) i believe in bigfoot.

8.) i believe in the abominable snowman.

9.) i believe in the chupacabra.

10.) i believe in a lot of things...O.o

11.) my favorite song of all ages is the first M.T.V. music video, in 1981,( yes, they had music videos before. ) Video Killed A Radio Star. ( it's kind of a sad song when you think about it...:'(

12.) i play dead frontier, a free M.M.O.R.P.G. P.C. game with zombies, blood, gore, and a WHOLE lot of stuff.

13.) my fav.number is 13 :3

14.) and my brother got me into this webcomic called Twokinds ( ONLY FOR 13 AND UP FOR WORDS AND... STUFF!!! )


*N E W S R E P O R T S*

FEW MORE SHORT STORIES ARE BEING MADE, RIGHT NOW AS YOU READ THIS!!!

BE ABLE TO ALSO READ. . .

DORA'S GONE RAMBO!!!

DORA'D GONE RAMBO PART TWO!!!

BANANAMAN!!!

CleverBot: My story

Cleverbot: My Story Prt. 2

Sonic.exe: The Game

AND:

Do What Now???


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Adventure Time: The Great Mushroom War by snake-eaterpatriot7 reviews
Action. Drama. Suspense. You can expect to find these things in this critically acclaimed fan fiction, where our heroes Finn and Jake make their way from the post-apocalyptic world of Ooo back to the apocalypse itself, back when the world was known as Earth. This is definitely a story hardcore Adventure Time fans cannot afford to miss. Enjoy! (Back in production as of 2/23/2014)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,123 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Finn, Jake
Finn's ultimate battle by KoopaEater reviews
It's quite awesome.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Finn, Jake
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Sonic exe: The Game reviews
If you like the original Sonic games, then you won't like Sonic.exe. It is a creepypasta game, and is creepy as heck. This story is about the characters who played in the game... RATED T FOR CONTENT.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013
Cleverbot: My story Part two reviews
Remember my first encounter with Cleverbot? It was really creepy, so I decided to make a sequel.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Complete
Cleverbot: My Story reviews
There is this thing called "Cleverbot", and it sometimes says really creepy stuff. Also its on Misc. Web show because of Creepypasta.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Complete
DORA'S GONE RAMBO! Part two! reviews
You thought she was dead in the last fanfiction... THINK AGAIN! NOW THERE IS MORE HACKIN',SLASHIN', AND BASHIN' LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Complete
DORA'S GONE RAMBO! reviews
DORA'S GONE ON A KILLING SPREE! Stupid, isn't it.
Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Complete
Do What Now reviews
I made this for fun. PLEASE READ THIS SHORT STORY!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Finn, Jake - Complete
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