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Joined 08-25-12, id: 4220511, Profile Updated: 07-22-13
Author has written 7 stories for Hunger Games, Artemis Fowl, Walking Dead, and Misc. Books.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! just a bit about me :D

Sorry it's so long. if you do read it all, there is a prize at the bottom :D (no cheats you have to read it ALL)


the basics:


i'm short

have brown hair blue eyes

I like chocolate, cake, chocolate cake, hot chocolate, (this is very important)


I love:(in no order)

books & films: b=books f= films

the hunger games fb

vampire academy b

Artemis Fowl b

Women of the otherworld b

twilight fB

harry potter fb

grown ups f

the hobbit fb

Tenacious D : pick of destiny f

Music:

Beyonce

Tenacious D

maroon 5

jonathan coulton

Ska music in general :p

People:

my family

my friends

Adam Sandler

Jack Black

Helena Bonham Carter.P


ECT:

t.v & almost all it's programs (i do not watch soaps)

P.S i love the big bang theory!!!!!

& i love computer games :P


A short (or tall in this case) poem about Firegirl99 (just to get on her nerves):

She ruffles my hair

she does not care

she thinks she is tall

whilst i am small

I hope you like my poem :D


a list of really awesome things :D

MY TOP THINGIES :D

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-When in doubt, make up words!

The person who said that nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

--Me: are they chocolate chip?

--Dark side: Uhh...sure...

--Me: COMING THROUGH!!

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.


If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull', or the other way around, copy this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever read a book in less than a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air ( or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on ), copy this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a person who eats ice-cream on a cold winter day copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you really have no idea how this copy and pasting stuff started, but enjoy it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.(when it was like dead silent in the chapel because everyone was meditating :/)

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the fuckin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, had the same tune.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile(yes well ...umm...i forgot.)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

98 percent of the population has a Myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this in your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into something that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile(how about like all the time?)

If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd people gawk at them, copy this to your profile If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you have ever read a book in less than a day, copy this onto your profile.

Yes I am a girl and I hate Justin Bieber... post this to your profile if you agree

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, put this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile. (science rules! science says parallel universes do exist,whats the darksquidge "meanwhile" :D)

If you are sick of people talking about Justin Beiber, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you are part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy this into your profile.

If you think writing FF stories is fun, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile. (I didn't just want to.)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you freak out whenever you get a new review, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever breathed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door and said that you haven't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD


The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total so far=5 :/ not good

() You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (well only part of it)

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

()Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

() People have called you slow.

total so far=12 (argnhaufen)

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

total so far=17!! (what is wrong with me!!!!)

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far=20 well it's official i'm an idiot

() You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (Sleep, work on stories, list goes on)

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far=23 (kill me now!!!)

(x) You sometimes send chain e-mails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

() You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

grand total: 26 :P well. that's nice. i'm an idiot :D


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" (i like this one :D)

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.


7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, AnnieHonson, ZoeyAndStarkForeverAndAlways, fireboltwing4, HatingHatersWithAPassion, Mickey-Mouse-is-now-Purple26, cutiepie5514, CakeIsAGoodFriend, LuxStarr, HungerGamesDistrict12Escort

(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?
yes

2) Where did you get your default picture?

the internet.

3) What's your middle name?

i don't have one

4) Your current relationship status?
single

5) Does your crush like you back?

yes i'm sure Kipling loves me (e.g the bake-well tart dude :D)

6) What is your current mood?

Hungry and slightly depressed (but then again i always am)

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

(just let me check) PINK

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

white :/ (had no other shirts left)

9) Missing something?

you tell me

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Having Frau Pailey for 3 years running

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

ORANGUTAN

12) Ever had a near death experience?
nope, there is no drama in my life

13) Something you do a lot?
Read, Eat, play on the computer and sleep

14) The song stuck in your head?

Fuck her gently by Tenacious D

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

HungerGamesDistrict12Escort

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

my twin sister JabberJabberJay and my friend Luxstarr

17) When was the last time you cried?

i cry a lot ;( so urm, yesterday?

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

MWA HAHAHAHA nope i pity people that have

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMNED ONE

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

that depends. normally any food tey are holding. that or the badges they were (if any)

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Hot chocolate, sometimes cake or chocolate

22) What's your biggest secret?

well...I...I CANT WELL YOU COS THEN IT WOULDN'T BE A SECRET

23) Favorite color?
purple

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
yeth bwut ownly cwos mwy wikkle cwuzins wathch ith wen thwey arrrrrr owver

25) What are you?
A BEAUTIFUL SPARKLING GODDESS WITH POWERS OVER THE SKY LAND AND SEA (not really, i'm just a BAD-ASS NINJA SUPER HERO!!!)

26) Do you speak any other language?
french, german, gnommish english. Would like to learn elvish

27) What's your favorite smell?

chocolate/ any food

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

BORING

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
yes, i got wet (lol innuendo )

30) What are you thinking about right now?
innuendos and battery on laptop dyeing and as of right now- my ex D: :(

31) What should you be doing?
homework

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
Jack (my ex)

33) Do you like working in the yard?

to me working in the yard means picking up sheep shit

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

i like my name

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
YES, THEY MUST NEVER KNOW THE REAL ME (kids but i do act different)

36) What is your natural hair color?
brown. i don't really know

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
i dont know. i cry a lot


Random Stuff I Find Amusing :D

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

When the world gives you lemons, make coca cola sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

The person who said that nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

in a world of cheerios, be a froot-loop

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it?

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

-He who laughs last thinks slowest

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

-If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

A day without light is, well, night

-Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

-Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

-I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

-If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before.( Or the one with cookies...man these are good!)

-if anyone here is telekinetic, raise my hand

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (MWAHAHAHA!!)

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?(Oldies...)

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. (except for Josh Hutcherson, of course)

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.(yep three...)


This is were i highlight the stereotypes that apply to me :/ this will be interesting.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (LOOK UP!!!!)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Every girl is pretty in her own way)

I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude(i'm 13).

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (true but it's mainly my deep rooted love of food, and excessive sweet tooth :D )

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff .

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(look up please :D)

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

( i have removed some cos my profile was too big, sorry people)


NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE PRIZE:

SORRY GUYS BUT YOUR PRIZE WAS UNABLE TO ARRIVE IN TIME, AT LEAST YOU MANAGED TO READ IT :)

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Through The Darkness by spaztronaut reviews
(Post TFH!) Sydney and Adrian are each trying to get by after their worst fears were realized. Will they survive the darkness that has engulfed them? And will they be able to find their way back to each other once they do?
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,385 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Adrian I., Sydney S.
Sydrian One Shots by spaztronaut reviews
A collection of Sydrian one shots. There will be fluff, angst, drama, kissing. Whatever ideas I have. And, if you want, send in a prompt and I might use it!
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 200,263 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Adrian I., Sydney S.
Infected by EllaFrost reviews
Elena finds herself trapped in a comatose state with no way of telling the others what must be done to cure her. Worse yet, Jeremy must find the secret to Stonehaven, knowing full well that just knowing may kill him. Includes themes from Supernatural but set entirely in the Women of the Otherworld universe with Armstrong's characters.
Women of the Otherworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,890 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Clayton D., Jeremy D., Elena M., Paige W.
New Life by KatnissofCamelot reviews
Katniss Everdeen was the Girl on Fire until she burnt out. Can her flames be rekindled so she can carry on living despite everything that has happened to her? Post Mockingjay (starting before last scene) Pre epilogue.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
The ' I'm not Hungry' Games by LuxStarr reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if those in the Capitol got reaped? This story lets you decide what happens. Join your chosen Capitol Tributes as they try and survive The 'I'm not Hungry' Games
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Effie T., Cinna, Katniss E., Peeta M.
Rebel Heroes by LuxStarr reviews
Effie And Cinna lead normal lives, however they both have a secret. By day they are the normal model and fashion designer but by night... Unknown by the other, Cinna and Effie become Heroes. However when the Capitol power grows will they learn to join forces?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Cinna, Effie T.
Capitol High School by Divergent Tributes reviews
I got the shock of my life when Portia shouted at me from behind. "Hey Effie!" she exclaimed. I was a bit surprised to see her acting so hyped up. "What have you been eating recently" I asked cautiously. She didn't get the hint. Even though she is my best friend, sometimes I could punch her for being so stupid. "Don't tell me you have another boyfriend?" I asked.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013
Shadow boy and kind girl by buttercup-primrose reviews
Peeta's one of the shadow children (I'll explain what it is in the AN in the story), Katniss's a poor and kind girl. Together they live in district 12. One day Katniss discovers Peeta, who's not supposed to be known... KatnissXPeeta story. I DO NOT own the hunger games. BETA IS Y.O.L.O SO DO IT RIGHT!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,876 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Blood and Magic by Twisted-Persona reviews
After TAC before TLG. Artemis has just finished his treatment and goes on a mission where he is badly wounded. He is taken back to the Argon Clinic where he needs a blood transfusion or he'll bleed to death. Holly gives him some of her fairy blood which ends up causeing side effects, making Artemis something other than human.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A long line by JabberJabberJay reviews
hello ! please be nice on your comments dont be afraid to say what you think but this is my first story so. ok thanks :)
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C.
Cinna & effie's baby in the time of utter boredom by JabberJabberJay reviews
Haha just to say this is not as huger gamy as it looks ? I didn't intend to publish this I just wrote it in the middle of my German revision i will continue on my next boring piece of of homework (this is actually how i think no joke) enjoy !
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Effie T.
New Life by KatnissEverdeenGirlOnFire reviews
The story following Katniss and Peeta's new life as they start moving on from the past and making life changing decisions together. Post-Mockingjay pre-epilogue Warning:this story contains lots of fluff!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Hunger Games characters on face book! by Charlicious reviews
This is going to be...SCARY! I'm really bad at summaries but please read the story anyway... was meant to be a one - shot about a very strange conversation on face book but I decided to continue it... Rated T just to be safe. ENJOY and please FAVEVIEW! *HINT HINT*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Complete
Brotherly Instinct by myownwayx reviews
Logan has always been protective of Kate, Elena and Clay are worried that he's too protective and try to help him enjoy childhood, but nothing ever goes to plan, does it?
Women of the Otherworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012
Cookies by Divergent Tributes reviews
One shot story about Effie and Cinna attempting to bake...
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Cinna, Effie T. - Complete
Mothers know best by Bullet'sSharpStar reviews
Hazel Hawthorne visits Mrs. Everdeen to return her laundry. The grieving widows share a moment of grief that could spark the beginning of something more.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Mrs. E., Hazelle H.
Sleeping with the Fishes by SuperNatural1985 reviews
What started Nick's hate for all fish pets, food or otherwise? - One shot
Women of the Otherworld - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by SuperNatural1985 reviews
Antonio recounts different stages of Nick's life as he grows up.
Women of the Otherworld - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011
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THE DESOLATION OF RE reviews
WARNING: this fan-fiction can be offensive to some readers PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED WITH RELIGIOUS MOCKING OR RACISM. This fan-fiction contains the work of five people utterly bored of an R.E revision lesson who, with only four days left of term, lost all faith in humanity. ALL OF THESE ANSWERS WERE ACTUALLY WRITTEN DOWN.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9 - Complete
No space left reviews
not much to say about this really. comment your thoughts please. it's a one shot
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Complete
Johanna a living nightmare reviews
Johanna's life has been a nightmare this is my story to tell you what it was like for her. please please please comment. good . bad . neutral. i love comments :D
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Johanna M.
Fowl reviews
a poem i wrote for english
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Artemis F., Butler
temptation of food reviews
YEY! as you might know i have gotten a terrible case of writers block for my other storeys. so i have decided to write this. please dont hold back and tell me if it is great or sh!t thanxks :D
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Buttercup, Prim E.
This Is Not The Life reviews
This is a one shot story from Johanna's point of view I really hope you
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Johanna M., Buttercup - Complete
Birthday Girl reviews
i hope you enjoy this book but it is my first story and i know its a bit all over the place if you like it i will write another chapter please please please comment even if it is bad thanks
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Katniss E.